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The first thing you need to know about
me is my name is Ellie.
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Not Max.
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Ellie.
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The second thing you need to know is
that everything that is about to happen
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entirely the fault of this emotionally
stunted monster, Nate, and his brain
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-dead sidekick, Streaker.
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Despite my protest, the school board
requires that I pass out the following
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sanitary products.
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It all started in sixth grade.
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Sex ed.
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Just your average bird, bees, and
lifetime of emotional trauma.
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Charlie, really?
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Now, I am required to take questions.
This does not mean you have to have any.
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Yes, Ellie.
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How long should I wear a tampon on a
normal slow day?
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My dad says you need to have boobs
before you get your period.
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Thanks for contributing, Charlie.
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Technically, you can wear a tampon up to
eight hours, but four to six... Got it.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, Ellie. That was helpful.
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I have a little sister, so it's
important I learn about periods and
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stuff. Oh, you're welcome, Rowan.
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Hey. Nate Reed.
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Look at him.
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This yours?
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Thanks, Nate.
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The cutest boy in school.
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He's so perfect, right?
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Wrong. Oh, my God.
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Ellie got her period.
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What? Charlie, principal's office. Now.
It's true. Look at her pants.
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No, I don't even get my...
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Hey,
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don't forget this.
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Max, you might need it.
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Yeah, Max, Max, Max. All right, that's
enough. That's enough.
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Max, Max, Max.
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Yep, that's me.
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Max, as in Maxipad.
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A nickname that would stick for the rest
of my life.
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That's my girlfriend.
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You're out, Mac.
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That's my Rowan.
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Not all guys act like zoo animals.
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I am counting down the days, Rowan.
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Literally counting them.
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Okay. I mean, not actually literally,
though, right? Well, with the 27 days
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in junior year and the 181 days in
senior year, that brings us to 208 days
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total. But with real illness, fake
illness, and some much -needed mental
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days, I can knock it down to an even
200.
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Okay.
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Literally, then.
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And I couldn't do it without you.
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Oh.
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Oh, look.
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A popularity contest you can actually
put on a resume.
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You know, if student elections were
based off of merit alone, you would be
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student body president next year.
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Oh, okay.
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You know, I actually kind of was
thinking about it. You know what? Hold
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thought.
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Vice Principal Everdeen, so fancy seeing
you here in your office, Ms. Pierce.
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As you know, it is my lifelong dream to
attend an Ivy League school, and while
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acceptance rates hover between 3 % and
8%, students who attend the PCLA summer
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STEM program are 10 times more likely to
get accepted.
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So it is absolutely crucial that I
attend their engineering program this
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and nothing will strengthen my
application more than a glowing letter
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recommendation from my favorite mid
-level administrator.
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Ellie, I've already taken the initiative
of writing that letter on your behalf.
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Ellie. But really, all you have to do is
sign it. Ellie.
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You know I like you.
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And I spoke with Mr. Beardsley, and he
said you are a computer science wizard.
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Thank you. But he also said that you do
all of your group projects alone because
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you don't trust the other students.
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Do you know what PCLA stands for?
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Pre -college leadership academy.
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Leadership, Ellie.
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And from what I've heard, you're a
brilliant student, but you're not a
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How did that go?
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Great. Perfect.
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Yeah? Even the last part? That was still
according to plan? It's always
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according to plan. Always. Okay.
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Right. Always. Hey!
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Yo -yo!
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Ellie, cheers.
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Beautiful soul. Heart. Of my heart.
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And these are my day ones, Aja and
Lauren.
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How are you? I've been worse, but that
speaks less to the quality of my day and
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more to how terrible my life's been to
date.
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Oh. Ellie, what in the name of anal
overplanning is this app you just sent
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built us a shared calendar.
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Like G -Cal or? Oh, way better. I mean,
how else are we going to schedule our
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Friday night class? It has Friday night
in the name.
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I'll download it right now.
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Thank you. Yo, send me that homework.
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Excuse me, the back of the line is right
here. Sorry, Max.
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Got a pass to cut the line. Important
baseball meeting.
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Okay. You're not even on the baseball
team, and don't call me... Bro, I have
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so much booze for this weekend.
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For real? How'd you score it? Easy. My
dad's going through this whole, like,
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-functioning alcoholic phase ever since
the fascination has come in. Nice, bro.
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Well, we need enough vodka to fill a
bitch tank. Bro, his dad can fill a
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ass aquarium.
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You got something for me today?
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Hot pepperoni.
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Party nutty.
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Long line today?
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Guys, this is so unfair.
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Come on, Ellie.
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It's just pizza. It's not pizza. It's
the principal. I mean, they get pizza
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we get pizza.
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Honestly, it's... So frustrating.
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We live in a world where those two boys
whose combined GPA is still a point
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lower than mine couldn't be more
successful than any of us. Hey, that
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what you consider success.
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Well, Shrieker's dad's a billionaire.
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And Nate's so hot he's Warren's only
straight hall pass.
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Oh, baby, you remember.
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So, do you have some version of success
that doesn't include being
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beautiful, rich, and popular?
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Oh.
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And this is Quinn.
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She's a senior. And brilliant.
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But for some insane reason, she's dating
the biggest idiot in our junior class.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi, Streaker.
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Hello, Quinnifan. You have some beat in
your face.
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I just don't know what Quinn sees in
him.
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Seriously, she's Harvard -accepted, and
she got a perfect score on her SAT.
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We've heard the speech a hundred times.
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Nate sucks.
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Why do people like him?
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Blah, blah, blah.
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So, Streaker had tons of vodka, and we
want to fill his aquarium, but now it's
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like, what do we do with the fish?
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Just Google what kind of water the fish
need, and then put them in one of
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Streaker's eight full -size bathtubs.
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Damn!
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Michael, that is a grain full of
thoughts and a booty full of squats.
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Gotta go. Student government meeting.
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What?
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You already got accepted into Harvard.
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Why do you still care about all that?
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What, the student government I'm
president of?
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What, you want me to spend more time
with Streaker and see who can eat the
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crackers?
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Nate, I just want to tell him. Tell him.
Tell him. That's it.
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No, not now.
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Nate, I gotta go.
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Okay, Dick Brant. Give me those
crackers.
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Okay. I got ten.
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Yeah, I'll get eleven.
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Okay, ready?
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.
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Oh, okay,
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guys, wait. All right.
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So, I had this idea, and I know it's
kind of crazy to me, but I've been
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thinking. Yo, Mac!
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You forgot she's Lord of the Rings.
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Not Lord of the Rings. It's a tabletop
RPG and... Whatever.
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You know what I love about you?
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You call me Ellie.
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My name.
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That's... Hello, the bar is hot.
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As you approach the old man, he flashes
you a smile.
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Uh, what kind of a smile? Roll a
perception check. Wait, I want to play
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man. What?
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No. What? Why not?
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Uh, 16.
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Because that's not how the game works.
The DM controls the NPCs. Who cares how
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the game works? I have a fun old man
voice.
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I be finding trouble.
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Guys, it's against the rules, okay?
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Plus, I already prepped the character.
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Hey, you want to play Minecraft after
this?
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I'm sorry. My mom made me uninstall it.
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She says I'm too addicted.
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Damn.
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What are you going to do with all your
new free time?
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Okay, uh, there's something that I've
been wanting to do for a really long
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I just... I never had the courage to do
it until now. I'm loving this bravery.
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What is it? I'm gonna... CM stands for
Dungeon Master, okay? Not Dungeon
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Servant. Fine.
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You win. Sorry for wanting to have fun.
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Well, it's not fun if it ruins the game
for everyone else.
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Let's continue.
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What? Wait.
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Before we get back into it, Rowan, you
said you had some big announcement?
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Really?
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You do?
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Oh, um... Yeah.
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Yeah. Uh... I've decided... I'm running
for student body president.
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What? That's crazy.
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No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
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Okay, maybe it is a little, but I'm
doing it anyway. I'm going to take a
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Well, it's not really taking a chance if
you know you're going to lose.
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And...
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And I'm not saying it's your fault,
okay? It's just, you know how these
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are. People like Quinn win.
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Popular kids who everyone cares about.
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So not like me? Not like us.
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Look, student body president is a
leadership position, Rowan, and you're
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leader. And if you put a target on your
back, these kids are going to eat you
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alive.
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Smashing blindly into the cruel
inevitability of social Darwinism is not
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okay? It's stupid.
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I made it awkward.
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I definitely made it awkward, okay? You
know what? Let's just continue, okay?
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Korra, the blacksmith, holds the answer.
I don't think I can do this anymore.
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You can't quit mid -quest, Rob.
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That's not what I mean, Ellie.
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I'm done.
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No, Rowan, what?
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I'm sorry.
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But I'm really done.
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You guys won't believe what I just tried
to interview.
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I feel like maybe I will.
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Reggie was like, are you going to get
naked at this party again, bro? And I
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like, is that a dare, bro? And he was
like, not really, bro.
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But his face was like, yeah, bro.
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Now I have to. No, you definitely don't
have to. No, right? It's so unfair.
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Like, why me?
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But if the people demand it. The people
demand it.
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Are you a little tired of this?
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Of parties?
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Oh, this.
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It's so high school.
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But this is high school.
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Forget it.
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You looked up what some college did to
orientation, didn't you? That's what you
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think this is?
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Yeah, I do. Or, I don't know, you've
been acting so weird since you got back.
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don't want to do this here.
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Do what here?
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What kind of water did you use?
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Uh... Bathwater? Jesus, Nate, they're
dead.
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Look, sugar -fill the tub, okay? I told
you to Google.
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If this is about the fish... No, it's
not about the fish.
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Then what the hell's going on? I said,
don't do this here.
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Do what here?
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Break up with you.
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What? Why?
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The fact that you don't know why is why.
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Since we started dating, I became
student president.
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Captain of the debate team,
valedictorian.
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What about you, Nate? What have you done
since freshman year?
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I'm the star of the baseball team.
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Yeah, but that comes easy to you. What
about the stuff that doesn't, like
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classes and grades?
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So you're breaking up with me because
I'm too stupid to get straight A's?
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You're not too stupid for anything. You
just don't push yourself.
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And I can't be with somebody who refuses
to grow up and get serious.
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Briar for engaged.
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Roll a d20.
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Ellie, we don't have to do the... Please
don't break character.
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It's against the rules.
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Hey!
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How are things down in the dungeon?
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Hey, Mr. Pierce!
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Hey, kids.
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Who's winning?
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Dad, no one's winning. It's a
collaborative storytelling game.
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Fair enough.
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Hey, did Rowan leave early? I hate to
interrupt the adventure. I just know how
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much he loves my pumpkin muffins.
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Is everything okay down here?
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Yeah.
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Great. I love tonight.
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You know what?
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I think you two could use a ride home.
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No. No one's leaving yet.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Just go.
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If that's what you all are dying to do.
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Leave.
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Then I'll leave.
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I'm gonna leave.
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And this is me leaving.
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I'm the one going.
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Goodbye.
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Do you have a calzone for Nate?
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Uh, see?
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Do you mind?
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Leave me alone, Max.
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You leave me alone.
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You try to eat my feelings.
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I'm trying to eat my feelings.
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Did you just get dumped by the love of
your life?
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I did, actually.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Quinn?
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She'll come around.
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So what if I'm not serious enough?
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It's high school.
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Let's keep doing me.
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And she'll remember she likes doing me.
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00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:29,900
Or, you know, you could stop being an
immature jock with a brain full of
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and pornography.
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00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,840
Don't blush at me, Mac.
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I'm just saying, you could do something
to impress her.
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Make her see that you're more than
just... you.
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I'm listening.
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00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,830
Oh, no, that's all I have.
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Just got dumped, remember?
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So I'm focusing on me at the moment.
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All right.
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Fair.
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00:16:57,290 --> 00:17:02,070
So what happened with you and, uh...
Seriously?
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Uh... Rowan.
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I'm dating Rowan. Mm -hmm.
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Or I was until he dumped me.
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Just because I was trying to protect
him.
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Protect him from what, bro?
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And in the suburbs.
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From the crushing pain of public defeat
and social catastrophe.
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I really don't want him to get hurt.
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But I do want him back.
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00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,180
And I won't get him back until he sees
that I'm right. And he won't see that
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right until he gets hurt. Which is
exactly what's going to happen when he
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publicly humiliated by some beautiful,
self -absorbed, popular, empty vessel
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like... Like, um...
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Nate, you should run for president.
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Of America?
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Of McMahon High.
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00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,280
Oh, right. High school.
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Student government is a queen thing.
Exactly. What better way to show her you
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00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,380
care? What?
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00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:06,820
You are just vapid and popular and
conventionally attractive enough to win.
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Thanks, Max.
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00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,140
But I don't do school.
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00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,520
Oh, my God, Nate.
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00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,660
Nate, listen up, buddy boy. Buddy boy?
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Do you want your woman back?
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00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,980
Yes. Okay, then here's what you've got
to do.
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00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:24,460
You've got to get out there, and you've
got to crawl to her feet, bleeding blood
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everywhere, blood getting on her feet,
getting on her beautiful shoes. And then
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you've got to show her with your dying
breath that you aren't just some run -of
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-the -mill baseball thrower. That's
true. Then you have to prove to her that
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you, Nate Reed, can be more than just
the fat, swinging, tell -zone, shoveling
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jerk that you are.
344
00:18:42,429 --> 00:18:46,330
Wow, that sounds like
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00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:52,710
way too much work.
346
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:54,570
Good speech, though.
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00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:18,290
Yesterday's have lighted fools the way
to dust.
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00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:20,830
Wait,
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00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:28,430
Lauren. Does Faith really capture the
nihilism Macbeth is feeling?
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Or is his struggle inherently
represented by the
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scarcity and turmoil of the Wild West?
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00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,860
Asha. You beautiful genius.
353
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,640
Are you saying what I think you're
saying?
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00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,940
Let's take this play back to 1885.
355
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:52,140
What are you putting your brush down
for?
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00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,460
You heard the woman.
357
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,460
Settle up, guys.
358
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,960
I just figured out a way to get back at
Rowan. Or get Rowan back.
359
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,259
Uh -oh.
360
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:03,180
Okay, I just need to prove to him that
breaking up with me was the biggest
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00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,360
mistake of his life. Well, as long as
it's just that.
362
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,220
Okay, Rowan's really excited about
running for president, right?
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00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,399
All right.
364
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,240
And he only broke up with me because I
didn't believe in him. Right?
365
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440
Yeah.
366
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,060
Well, I was just telling the truth.
367
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,600
And he thought I was being mean. But
what he doesn't realize is that the
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00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,920
is almost always mean.
369
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,060
So all I need to do is show him the
truth about the truth.
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00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,179
Make sense?
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00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,180
I don't get it.
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00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,260
I think I'm following.
373
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:29,360
I need to convince Nate Reed to run for
student body president.
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00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,820
Uh, yeah, I don't get it either.
375
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:33,420
Oh, my God, it's so obvious.
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00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,160
I need to prove to Rowan that student
government is just a big, dumb
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contest, so I get Nate Reed, a literal
human hot dog who has no redeeming
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qualities whatsoever, get him to run
against Rowan, win, and then Rowan sees
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00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,920
that he was naive and I was right the
entire time.
380
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,660
Or... you could just go to Rowan and
apologize.
381
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,680
Apologize for being right?
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00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,440
Well, when you put it like that... Guys,
trust me, this is going to work.
383
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,490
And then Rowan will beg to take me back.
Everything will go back to normal.
384
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,710
Oh, shoot. I'm already behind schedule.
Ellie, wait!
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00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,210
She's not actually going to be able to
convince me to run.
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00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:14,790
Right.
387
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:21,950
Step one.
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Elect the hot dog.
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Vote for Rowan.
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00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,370
Atta boy, Rowan.
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00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:40,700
Add the hot dog's name to the sign -up
sheet without getting caught.
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00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,100
Step two.
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00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:52,040
Make sure other candidates drop out so
that it's just Rowan versus hot dog.
394
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,280
OMG, can you believe Nate Reed is
running for president?
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00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,120
He's going to win in a landslide.
396
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,920
He'd have to be crazy to run against
him, right?
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00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,580
Step three.
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00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,510
Generate enough buzz about Nate's
campaign that when Quinn finds out,
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00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:08,510
super impressed.
400
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,350
Vote for Nate.
401
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,450
Homework easier.
402
00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:13,070
Yes?
403
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:15,850
More field trips.
404
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:23,350
Nate Reed wants to make every day taco
day.
405
00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,050
He wants to get serious.
406
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,170
Nate Reed wants to get serious.
407
00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:30,750
Nate Reed wants to get serious.
408
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,580
Seriously, what could go wrong?
409
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120
Get serious?
410
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,520
What? You tell me, Nate, is this
supposed to be funny?
411
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,880
What? I've been in the student
government since the sixth grade, and
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00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,980
going to turn it into some joke?
413
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,520
Quinn, I literally have no idea. What
you're doing?
414
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Of course you don't.
415
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,740
You'd make an awful president, Nate.
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00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,480
So why don't you go erase your name, and
then we can pretend like this never
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00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,480
happened.
418
00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:07,850
I'd make a great president.
419
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:09,490
What?
420
00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:11,930
I'm going to be an amazing president.
421
00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:13,810
Actually.
422
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,310
And no, I'm not doing it to win you
back.
423
00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:20,830
I'm doing it because I think it's time
for me to get serious.
424
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:26,150
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to
pitch.
425
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,110
Oh.
426
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,940
We need to talk.
427
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:45,540
Hey, um, yeah, give me a sec.
428
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:54,900
You can't be in here. You wrote my
429
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:55,900
name on that letter?
430
00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:57,420
What?
431
00:23:58,260 --> 00:23:59,580
No, no way.
432
00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:08,280
Okay, I did. I wrote it. But you looked
so sad at the diner, and I figured if I
433
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,220
signed you up for president, it would
get Quinn's attention.
434
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,720
Well, thanks, Max.
435
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,360
It did get her attention, and now she
hates me.
436
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,620
What?
437
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,480
She wanted you to get serious, didn't
she? Well, yeah, but she thinks I'm,
438
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,900
trolling her or whatever.
439
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,480
Well, that's an easy fix.
440
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:26,060
Just take it seriously, do a great job,
and win the election.
441
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,180
Um, duh. I already thought of that.
442
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,900
Super! Then this was a really fun
conversation. I'll see you. I can't do
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00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:32,900
my own.
444
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,560
You signed me up, right?
445
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,360
So now you're going to help me.
446
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,900
Just give me a chance, Max. That's not
my name.
447
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,200
Just hear me out.
448
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:45,060
Your man, Rowan.
449
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,160
What about him?
450
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,020
That's your dude, right?
451
00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:54,940
Is he the only other person running for
president?
452
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,520
So? So be my campaign manager.
453
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,300
You see us together and he gets totally
jealous.
454
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:04,240
He'll be begging to have you back.
Rowan's not the jealous type.
455
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,940
Alex, trust me.
456
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,500
When I'm around, Every guy's the jealous
type.
457
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:15,120
I'll get Quinn, you get Rowan.
458
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:19,800
Okay, you're the most popular guy in
school, right? You really don't need my
459
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,500
help. Yeah, but you love all this porn
school stuff.
460
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,960
Plus, you're on my team. Quinn will know
this isn't just some joke.
461
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,400
So, what do you say?
462
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,380
You said no?
463
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:33,779
Uh, yeah.
464
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:34,780
I hate him.
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00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,820
Like, more than anyone in the entire
universe.
466
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,960
Good. This plan is already way out of
hand, Elle. Just let it be.
467
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:44,540
What? No, that's so boring.
468
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,260
What would Lady Macbeth do?
469
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:49,200
She'd plot a regicide, go crazy with
guilt, and die offstage.
470
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,760
Exactly.
471
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Learn from the best.
472
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,020
Hey, Asha, do you think we could finally
settle on an aesthetic for the show?
473
00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:01,360
People seem really excited about the
Western idea. Do I look like I care what
474
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,400
the people are excited about?
475
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:06,900
Art cannot be rushed, Jules, so I will
not let you rush it. Okay?
476
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:15,770
Like I was saying, Lady Macbeth isn't
normal like us.
477
00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,210
She's crazy.
478
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:20,590
Okay, well, I'm not going to go crazy.
But I'm not backing down either.
479
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:22,230
I have another plan.
480
00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:23,630
No.
481
00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:24,870
There's more.
482
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:26,790
What's next?
483
00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:28,570
Got a dash.
484
00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:35,590
No!
485
00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:38,710
No. Goodbye. Please.
486
00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:40,370
Please.
487
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,920
I'm so sorry.
488
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,640
Ellie?
489
00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:02,860
Gloria?
490
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,359
Try again.
491
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,340
Mrs. Everdeen, you are actually the
person I was looking for.
492
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,100
Mm -hmm. I know you've memorized my
schedule. You can't prove that.
493
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:16,360
But while I have you here, a resume
detailing my extensive leadership
494
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:20,860
and why I would be a perfect candidate
for the PCLA summer program. For
495
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,300
did you know that I'm president of
McMahon's Robotics Club? I do know that.
496
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,940
also know that you're the only member.
497
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:31,870
Well played. But there are plenty of
other experiences on there I think you
498
00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,090
would really... Ellie, look at Mr.
Krabs.
499
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,890
That is what leadership looks like.
500
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:42,550
It's about inspiring your peers and
bringing out the best in your fellow
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00:27:42,550 --> 00:27:47,950
students. I'm sure your resume is great,
but if you really want this, don't tell
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00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:49,370
me, show me.
503
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:04,890
We got all your favorites. Mac and
cheese, pork chops, and biscuits.
504
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:08,810
Dad, this is way too much. So we'll have
leftovers.
505
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,850
And save room, because I got ice cream
cake waiting in the freezer.
506
00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:14,390
Does it say I'm sorry about your breakup
on top?
507
00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:16,310
Guilty as charged.
508
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:18,730
Promise I'll wipe it off?
509
00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:21,470
What do you say we get out of here after
this?
510
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:25,010
Go bowling, knock down some pins, talk
about our feelings?
511
00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:26,790
Specifically yours?
512
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,820
Really, Dad? I'm fine.
513
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:33,520
Breakups are hard, Al. I mean, you and
Rowan have been together for years.
514
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:34,820
It's not easy letting go.
515
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,320
Well, I don't have to let go.
516
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:38,839
I have a plan.
517
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840
Oh, boy.
518
00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:43,400
And does it happen to revolve around
acceptance and inner healing?
519
00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:45,400
Do you want me to lie to you and say
that it does?
520
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,720
No. No, no, no.
521
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,100
Then I won't.
522
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,460
Nate? How did you get my number?
523
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,500
Some theater person gave it to me.
524
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,340
So, you think about my offer?
525
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,180
Uh, yeah. And I already told you I'm not
doing it. How many times have you
526
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,180
texted him?
527
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:01,560
Not that many.
528
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,460
And he's ignoring your calls.
529
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,200
Yeah?
530
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:07,700
Yeah.
531
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,440
You're too desperate, Max.
532
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:11,450
You gotta make him want you.
533
00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:14,830
And the best way to do that is by
spending time around me.
534
00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:16,650
Join my campaign.
535
00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:21,750
And I promise you, the second he sees us
together, he'll start texting you back.
536
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,370
But what's it gonna be, Max?
537
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:27,250
Let Rowan go?
538
00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:29,490
Or get back in the game?
539
00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:35,670
Fine.
540
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,250
I'm in.
541
00:30:37,990 --> 00:30:39,550
Sick. I'll text you.
542
00:30:40,629 --> 00:30:41,629
Cool.
543
00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:44,470
All right.
544
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,410
You're in it now, Ellie. No backing out.
545
00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:49,970
You are Lady Macbeth.
546
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,460
What's up, Max?
547
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,200
Nate, why are we meeting here?
548
00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:29,940
I like it here.
549
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:33,100
It's the only place I can go to escape
the crowd, you know?
550
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,960
Oh, God.
551
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,720
Okay, let's just get to work.
552
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,080
Take out a notebook.
553
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,220
Why? Because we have to prep.
554
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,160
Presidential candidates have to attend
all campaign events.
555
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,420
There's the town hall, the debate, the
caucus.
556
00:31:52,970 --> 00:31:55,130
And you have to set up a fundraiser for
the student carnival.
557
00:31:56,590 --> 00:31:57,770
Sounds like a lot of work.
558
00:31:57,990 --> 00:31:58,990
It is.
559
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,130
Are you going to quit?
560
00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:02,770
No. I'm in it to win it. Seriously.
561
00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:04,670
Great. Then take out a notebook.
562
00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:07,570
I don't have one.
563
00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:10,850
What?
564
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,530
What's in your backpack?
565
00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:22,170
Comic books, half a pack of ChocoBirds,
and my lunch flops.
566
00:32:23,179 --> 00:32:24,179
Lunch flops?
567
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,660
The flip flops I wear at lunch?
568
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,000
Okay, well, what's this?
569
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,740
Uh... Nothing.
570
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,760
Okay, this week is your first campaign
event. You'll have to write a brief
571
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,160
speech about a topic you care about, and
then it opens up to a Q &A.
572
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:48,860
And I may be grasping at straws here,
but is there anything you're concerned
573
00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:49,860
about at school?
574
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,060
I want to get rid of detention.
575
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:55,930
Nate, you just said you were going to
try your hardest. This is me trying my
576
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,530
hardest. Okay, well, even if getting rid
of detention was a good idea, which
577
00:32:59,530 --> 00:33:02,230
it's not, it would be totally impossible
to implement.
578
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:04,890
Just because something's impossible
doesn't mean it's not worth trying.
579
00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:09,810
Look, Max, I really do need your help
with all the boring school stuff, like
580
00:33:09,810 --> 00:33:12,610
meetings and the flyers and all the
election regulations.
581
00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:17,590
But when it comes to the people, I know
what's good.
582
00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:20,570
Do you?
583
00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:36,780
of McMahon High School. Welcome to the
first campaign event of the year.
584
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,760
We'll begin with the candidates running
for student president who will give a
585
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,760
speech followed by a brief Q &A.
586
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,580
Okay. Quinn is front and center.
587
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,700
Cool. Are you nervous?
588
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,320
Me?
589
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,880
Oh, yeah.
590
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,080
I'm so nervous.
591
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,960
Okay, funny, but there's a lot of people
out there and if I were you, I would be
592
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960
nervous.
593
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,740
No, Pam, you've got the wrong guy.
594
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,920
Okay.
595
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,160
Don't blow it.
596
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,800
I won't.
597
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:09,080
What's
598
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:16,480
good,
599
00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:17,540
McMahon?
600
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,159
What up?
601
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,460
My name is Nate Reed, and I'm going to
be president.
602
00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:27,480
Well, I'm running for president.
603
00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,219
You guys will get to decide who actually
gets it.
604
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,560
You know.
605
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760
There's a democracy.
606
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:34,780
And stuff.
607
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:37,900
Look, y 'all.
608
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:40,760
I'm here to talk about one thing and one
thing only.
609
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,080
No more detention!
610
00:34:42,739 --> 00:34:43,739
Woohoo!
611
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,440
You want to get rid of detention
entirely?
612
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:56,080
So, what, you and your friends can keep
drawing penises on my backpack without
613
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,080
any consequences?
614
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,200
Well, no.
615
00:34:58,540 --> 00:34:59,540
That's...
616
00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:01,690
I haven't done that since middle school,
bro.
617
00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:04,910
Maybe detention did its job then.
618
00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:10,490
Are we supposed to live in a school
where you and your friends can do
619
00:35:10,490 --> 00:35:11,328
you want?
620
00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:12,330
No, dude.
621
00:35:13,230 --> 00:35:17,510
I'm saying... A
622
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:20,390
lot
623
00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:27,350
of you haven't ever been in detention
before, have
624
00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:28,350
you?
625
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,360
You sit in a classroom while a teacher
gives you a speech about crime and
626
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,220
punishment that makes you sit in
silence.
627
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,780
And it's sad because you know you're
going to see that teacher the next day.
628
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:46,640
But instead of looking at you like one
of the good kids, they look at you like
629
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,640
some failure.
630
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:52,780
And if it happens a few times, they
treat you like a failure too.
631
00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:56,780
And when they treat you like that, you
start to believe them.
632
00:35:57,580 --> 00:36:00,540
I know I've taken jokes too far with a
lot of you.
633
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,820
And I'm sorry, but detention doesn't fix
that.
634
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,240
You know what I did in detention after
drawing all those dicks?
635
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,820
I drew even more.
636
00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:17,380
How much better would it be if I got to
work at a soup kitchen?
637
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,120
Or like, take an old lady salsa dancing?
638
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,900
Or just do anything that made me feel
like I was capable of more than what
639
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,220
people expected of me.
640
00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:31,570
So I say, detention can eat my ass.
641
00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:37,930
And if you elect me, I'm getting rid of
it.
642
00:36:39,190 --> 00:36:40,370
That's all my time, folks.
643
00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,970
Shout out to Streaker and the boys.
644
00:36:43,170 --> 00:36:48,910
Shout out to my awesome campaign
manager.
645
00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:01,940
Ellie Pierce?
646
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,720
Who is Ellie Pierce? Thank you, Nate.
647
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,080
Oh, okay.
648
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,500
Great.
649
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:20,160
Thank you, Mr. Reed.
650
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,160
Hey, Rowan.
651
00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:40,700
So you're helping Nate, huh?
652
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,360
Yeah, I guess so.
653
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:49,080
I really liked your speech. It was a
great point about recycling.
654
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,660
I don't get it.
655
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,440
Ellie, you hate him.
656
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:56,360
He's not supposed to make me jealous.
657
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,640
What?
658
00:37:58,660 --> 00:37:59,900
Not everything's about you.
659
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,600
Why? Are you jealous?
660
00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,580
Miss Pierce.
661
00:38:06,799 --> 00:38:07,799
I'm surprised.
662
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,638
You are?
663
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,960
Well, Nate's speech was a little rough
around the edges, but this is what I've
664
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,759
been looking for.
665
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,400
Running Nate's campaign, helping him
reach his full potential.
666
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:17,980
That's leadership.
667
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,480
Yes, right. Of course.
668
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:22,880
Leadership. Because I'm a leader.
669
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,200
Good luck, Miss Pierce.
670
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,420
I'll be watching this campaign very
closely.
671
00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:31,380
See? It's not about you.
672
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,760
It's about...
673
00:38:39,970 --> 00:38:43,350
Leadership. I mean, can you believe how
dumb people are?
674
00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:47,030
At first I was like, oh no, I'm screwed.
But then he opened his mouth and
675
00:38:47,030 --> 00:38:51,210
delivered a bunch of Nate Reed nonsense
and all these sheeple were like, I love
676
00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:52,210
you, Nate.
677
00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:53,970
Oh, I actually like the speech.
678
00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:55,330
Lauren. I did too.
679
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,850
I had never thought about detention
being like that before.
680
00:38:58,050 --> 00:39:01,790
Because it's stupid. He wants to get rid
of the place where we send bad kids so
681
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:03,790
that the bad kids can keep terrorizing
the rest of us.
682
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:05,670
Maybe. Hey.
683
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,500
If your plan works and they selected
president, I'm at least happy he cares
684
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,238
about something.
685
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,240
Yeah.
686
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,020
About that?
687
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,180
I haven't been entirely honest with you.
688
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,140
Please tell me there isn't another
Inception layer to this plan.
689
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,700
There is a whole extra layer to this
plan, and it's exactly like Inception.
690
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,960
Lauren, I will not be silent.
691
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:33,000
Look. Since the moment I put his name
down on that sheet, I knew Nate Reed,
692
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,820
trusted servant of the devil, could
never be president.
693
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:40,820
No matter how badly I want Rowan back,
I'm not evil enough to sacrifice our
694
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:43,380
school to a year of Nate's cruel, dick
-obsessed leadership.
695
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,440
So, I did what I do best.
696
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960
My research.
697
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,580
If a student officer is found in
violation of the Code of Conduct, they
698
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:55,040
disqualified from holding office, and
their backup candidate will serve the
699
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,040
remainder of the term.
700
00:39:58,670 --> 00:40:00,250
Which leads me to step five.
701
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,490
Disqualify Nate Reed after he wins, of
course.
702
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:07,110
I'll continue to impress Mrs. Everdeen
by running a flawless campaign.
703
00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:08,510
No more bad things.
704
00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:10,190
Good things only.
705
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:15,270
Then, once Nate wins, I'll move in and
save the day.
706
00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:19,690
Nate is disqualified, Rowan is
president, and I secure my final
707
00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:21,290
Everybody wins.
708
00:40:24,730 --> 00:40:25,790
What about Nate?
709
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:27,790
What about him?
710
00:40:28,319 --> 00:40:30,120
Isn't that, like, really mean?
711
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,900
Meaner than everything he's done to us
over the last 12 years?
712
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,080
Look, honestly, he won't even care.
713
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,880
He's just doing this to get Quinn's
attention, and with this plan, he gets
714
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,740
and he doesn't have to do any of the
work of being president.
715
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:45,380
If he found out, he'd thank me.
716
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,500
Okay, just be yourself.
717
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,620
Don't look at me. Okay.
718
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,920
What's the plan?
719
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,280
Now that we've announced your campaign,
you need to form a coalition of voters.
720
00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:59,210
80 % of students are involved in
extracurriculars, so these endorsements
721
00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:00,410
crucial. Okay.
722
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:01,950
Just make friends?
723
00:41:02,470 --> 00:41:05,030
Easy. Nope. These aren't normal
students, Nate.
724
00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:10,310
Improv. Yearbook Club. The Coalition of
Bisexual Gardeners. They don't want to
725
00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:12,290
suffer. They want to see what you can do
for them.
726
00:41:13,650 --> 00:41:14,650
Hi, Nate.
727
00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:18,370
What's up? Lucas Ryan. Science Club. He
wants me beakers for AP Chem.
728
00:41:18,630 --> 00:41:23,050
Lucas! I was just thinking of you. Man,
I cannot stand the terrible supplies
729
00:41:23,050 --> 00:41:24,090
that we have in AP Chem.
730
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:25,390
Gotta change, right?
731
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,120
Exactly right.
732
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,760
Wait, you're an AP?
733
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
734
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:34,840
Divya Murhavi goes by Div LaCroix.
735
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,120
Yeah, dude, I'm not blind.
736
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,520
Yo, Div, how's the team?
737
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,658
Could be better.
738
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,940
Girl soccer team gets all the best
practice, Lot.
739
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,000
Damn, it's all frustrating.
740
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,160
Don't. She's trying to see if you'll pit
women's teams against each other.
741
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,520
But the boys' soccer team uses that
field, too. Now, Evie, I'm too
742
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,800
but I feel like teams should be split in
field time equally.
743
00:41:54,509 --> 00:41:55,509
Regardless of gender.
744
00:41:56,690 --> 00:42:00,850
Yeah. Maybe I'm too progressive, laying
it on a bit thick, don't you think?
745
00:42:01,130 --> 00:42:02,130
Not if it works.
746
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:04,170
Hey, Quinn Jacobs, student president.
747
00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:05,510
Hey, hang up.
748
00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:07,130
No, it's good, Quinn.
749
00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:08,550
You look good.
750
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,890
It's nice to see you actually applying
yourself.
751
00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:12,310
You like my campaign?
752
00:42:12,870 --> 00:42:13,950
Student body seems to.
753
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:15,990
Yeah, it's not the body I'm asking
about.
754
00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:17,290
Ugh, really?
755
00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:20,130
So, you going to Streaker's party?
756
00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:21,350
Maybe.
757
00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:23,270
Don't get too cocky, Nate.
758
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,760
You don't have my vote.
759
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,380
Yet.
760
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:32,660
No.
761
00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:34,200
We've still got work to do.
762
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:42,400
Wow. I already found somebody else to
push around, huh?
763
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:48,080
Uh, no, about me, um... No, it's fine.
764
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,500
I'm just surprised.
765
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,020
That's all.
766
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,280
Yeah, to be honest, me too.
767
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,740
Well, I better get out there.
768
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,140
I'll be seeing ya.
769
00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:06,780
What?
770
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,680
I don't know.
771
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,980
Okay, um, bye.
772
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280
Bye, Ron.
773
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:16,300
Bye.
774
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:17,820
Bro,
775
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,220
I heard all of that.
776
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,220
I'm sorry, but...
777
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,180
You have no riz.
778
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,440
Shut up.
779
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,180
You're late.
780
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,160
Student body president. Can't sleep
until noon, mate.
781
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:49,700
Showbacks. Too lucky I'm working on a
weekend at all.
782
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,280
Yes, I'm so very honored. Do you want
some coffee?
783
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,920
No, thanks.
784
00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,260
Speed Demon?
785
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,280
No, thanks.
786
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,680
So, what's first?
787
00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:02,319
Town Hall.
788
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,840
It's a Q &A, so you won't need to write
a big speech.
789
00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:08,740
But you will have to write a bunch of
mini -speeches for every potential
790
00:44:08,740 --> 00:44:11,140
question that comes up, and then you're
going to have to memorize every single
791
00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:11,839
one of those.
792
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,220
I read all of these campaign books last
night, and I've got some really great
793
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,220
ideas on how to start preparing.
794
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,880
You spent your Friday night... reading?
795
00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:22,710
Normally at my game night.
796
00:44:23,170 --> 00:44:26,310
But... Rowan.
797
00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:29,010
Take notes.
798
00:44:39,830 --> 00:44:40,910
So you draw?
799
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:46,250
No. I mean, a little, but... Nothing
serious.
800
00:44:47,630 --> 00:44:48,670
Why Rhino?
801
00:44:48,930 --> 00:44:50,350
Oh, um...
802
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:52,180
My dad used to take me to work
sometimes.
803
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:54,140
He owns a car dealership.
804
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,080
And he would just leave me in his office
to watch his nature documentaries.
805
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,000
I found out that rhinos are going
extinct, so I started drawing them. That
806
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I'd remember what they look like.
807
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,400
That's actually nice.
808
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,340
That's stupid.
809
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,660
But it made sense when I was five.
810
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:12,860
May I?
811
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,800
Sure.
812
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:26,690
The rhinos are definitely you.
813
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:28,450
Yeah.
814
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:32,730
Is this one me?
815
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:34,630
Yeah.
816
00:45:35,630 --> 00:45:39,490
Nate, thanks for not drawing me as a
giant maxi pad.
817
00:45:42,550 --> 00:45:44,090
Thanks for not making fun of my drawing.
818
00:45:47,410 --> 00:45:48,410
The campaign.
819
00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:52,950
Right. Town Hall is going to be the most
rigorous event, so we really need to
820
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:54,650
nail it if we want to impress Mrs.
Everdeen.
821
00:45:56,799 --> 00:45:57,799
The students.
822
00:45:58,140 --> 00:45:59,180
Wait a minute.
823
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,720
Nate Reed?
824
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,820
Wow. I haven't seen you since eighth
grade graduation.
825
00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:07,780
Well, you've turned into a handsome
young man.
826
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,960
Dad. Hey, you still play baseball?
827
00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:11,440
Yeah. How's your season going?
828
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:14,100
Good. Added some speed to my fastball,
so.
829
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,200
Oh, that's great. You know, we should go
to one of his games sometime.
830
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,420
Yeah, but right now we really need to
focus.
831
00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:30,190
I'm so sorry about him. He gets very
invested.
832
00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:33,910
It'd be wild if your dad showed up to a
game before mine did.
833
00:46:35,570 --> 00:46:36,950
Your dad doesn't go to your games?
834
00:46:37,310 --> 00:46:40,690
Nah, he's too busy at the dealership
working on our future.
835
00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:44,230
Because he wants me to take over one
day.
836
00:46:45,510 --> 00:46:46,510
Is that what you want?
837
00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:48,830
I guess.
838
00:46:49,570 --> 00:46:51,910
I mean, what else am I going to do?
839
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,080
Oh, my God.
840
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,640
Is that your mom?
841
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,600
Yeah.
842
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,820
Bro, why is she dressed like a fish?
843
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,480
It was my birthday party.
844
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,100
Was that funny to you?
845
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:08,040
I mean, a little.
846
00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:10,180
Well, it was Finding Nemo themed.
847
00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:13,160
Oh. It was my favorite movie. I was
obsessed with it.
848
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,620
And that was the last party that she
threw for me.
849
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,900
Wait. Wait, Ellie, I'm so sorry.
850
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,280
It's okay.
851
00:47:25,550 --> 00:47:26,630
She thought you could party, though?
852
00:47:29,330 --> 00:47:30,330
Yeah.
853
00:47:31,070 --> 00:47:33,590
She set up the whole house so you could
walk through the movie.
854
00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:37,990
My room was the coral reef, and the
garden was the jellyfish canyon.
855
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,870
And she made these costumes.
856
00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:43,250
She was Marlin. I was Nemo.
857
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:45,450
Mine even had the lucky fin.
858
00:47:46,870 --> 00:47:49,770
Which I... I didn't even end up wearing.
859
00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:54,450
I refused because, uh...
860
00:47:55,470 --> 00:48:00,470
It wasn't just like the movie, and I
assumed everyone would hate it and think
861
00:48:00,470 --> 00:48:04,530
was stupid, and obviously it wasn't. It
was the best birthday ever.
862
00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:12,630
So I never wore it, and we don't have a
matching picture together, and I do not
863
00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:14,750
know why I'm telling you this. No, you
don't gotta.
864
00:48:15,010 --> 00:48:15,709
You know what?
865
00:48:15,710 --> 00:48:20,530
It's fine. It was old stuff, so let's
just focus on this.
866
00:48:23,330 --> 00:48:24,330
What was her name?
867
00:48:29,770 --> 00:48:30,770
It was me.
868
00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:34,550
Dude, I'll say it.
869
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:36,530
That was really hot.
870
00:48:37,310 --> 00:48:38,310
What?
871
00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:44,110
She sounds really cool, too.
872
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:46,590
Yeah.
873
00:48:49,770 --> 00:48:52,210
Did you just bring up my dead mom to get
out of studying?
874
00:48:53,790 --> 00:48:57,430
Oh, my God, no. Because that's exactly
the kind of political pizzazz I want to
875
00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:58,430
see.
876
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:00,920
Nicely done.
877
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,100
You scared me. Well, good.
878
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,680
Read this front to back. I'm going to
text you later.
879
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,800
Ellie.
880
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Hey, Ellie.
881
00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:16,380
Ellie, Beyonce just died.
882
00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:20,600
Ellie, one of your boobs is just like
hanging out your sleeve.
883
00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:26,060
Ellie, are you staring at Rowan?
884
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,880
What?
885
00:49:28,610 --> 00:49:31,050
Who, who, Rowan? That Rowan? No.
886
00:49:31,390 --> 00:49:32,390
No, I don't. No.
887
00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:35,090
No. And how is your plan going, Macbeth?
888
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:36,670
Uh, Lady Macbeth.
889
00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:39,050
And, uh, my plan's going awesome.
890
00:49:39,590 --> 00:49:40,590
Like, really great.
891
00:49:40,810 --> 00:49:42,030
Better than hers, probably.
892
00:49:42,610 --> 00:49:44,110
Jesus, Ellie, have you read the play?
893
00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:55,610
Why is Sweetbird coming over here?
894
00:49:57,230 --> 00:49:58,230
Yo, Max!
895
00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:01,100
I heard you and my man have been
studying out the store.
896
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:05,280
Um, yeah, we've been trying to prep. Oh,
chill, chill.
897
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:09,920
I just, like, I've never seen my dude
work this hard, and that's really dope.
898
00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:13,760
But I wanted to invite you to my pool
party this weekend. I've got the coffee
899
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,940
myself because my dad's in trouble with
the FBI.
900
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:23,300
I'm solo dolo in the mansion crib while
he's seeking amnesty
901
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,600
abroad.
902
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,800
I'd invite you guys to, but I don't know
you, so I'm not gonna.
903
00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:30,380
Fair enough.
904
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,640
Um, yeah.
905
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:36,220
I guess I could... Max, let's go!
906
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,420
Ellie Pierce?
907
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,700
At a party?
908
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,420
Not for fun, okay?
909
00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:45,820
For you know what?
910
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:50,800
If I'm gonna catch Nate raking the
rules, this is where I'm gonna do it,
911
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Oh, hi.
912
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,920
Hi.
913
00:50:57,710 --> 00:51:04,670
Hi. Sorry, you can go first. No, you...
Okay, I'm
914
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:05,670
going to go first then.
915
00:51:06,850 --> 00:51:07,850
Okay.
916
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:28,180
No bathing suit?
917
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,160
Around these people?
918
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
No, thank you.
919
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,440
Well, bathing suit or not, I'm proud of
you.
920
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:41,220
I'm glad you're giving Nate a chance to
make amends.
921
00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:44,840
Oh, Nate is not interested in making
amends.
922
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,600
He's just doing this to impress his ex
-girlfriend, and once that's over, he'll
923
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,600
never speak to me again.
924
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,720
Trust me, Nate Reed does not care about
me at all.
925
00:52:10,830 --> 00:52:11,830
What are you doing here?
926
00:52:12,410 --> 00:52:14,070
Your house is on the way to Streaker's.
927
00:52:14,770 --> 00:52:16,650
Plus, I thought you might skip if I
didn't.
928
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,510
You really wanted me to come?
929
00:52:19,810 --> 00:52:20,810
Of course.
930
00:52:22,550 --> 00:52:26,210
And you're not just inviting me so you
can shove me in the pool and film it in
931
00:52:26,210 --> 00:52:28,070
slow motion and, like, put it up on
TikTok or whatever?
932
00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:29,790
That's a very specific fear.
933
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,610
Tyler McCoy, last year.
934
00:52:37,410 --> 00:52:38,410
Arthur!
935
00:52:42,610 --> 00:52:46,570
Right. Well, promise to not push you in
the pool then.
936
00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:50,230
Okay. I'll go get my coat.
937
00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:51,930
Coat?
938
00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:55,490
Have you ever been to a pool party? So
many.
939
00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:56,850
I'm just gonna change.
940
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:07,770
Nice coat.
941
00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:09,730
Shut up.
942
00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:13,040
Oh. My.
943
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,400
God.
944
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,420
Is this a party for your campaign?
945
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,320
Guess so.
946
00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:22,840
Once Riku realized he had stickers with
my face on it, he kind of went a little
947
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,180
crazy. Why don't you design some
campaign posters? You're the artist.
948
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:29,260
What do you mean?
949
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:30,420
Your sketches.
950
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,180
You think that stuff's good?
951
00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:33,620
Doesn't everybody?
952
00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:34,780
I don't know.
953
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,140
I only ever showed you.
954
00:53:41,450 --> 00:53:44,850
A drink for the lady? No, I am not
trying to get wasted.
955
00:53:45,810 --> 00:53:47,810
Spike Seltzer is practically water.
956
00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:49,030
Yo, Nate!
957
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:51,210
Help me with these racks, bro!
958
00:53:52,210 --> 00:53:55,430
I gotta go help set up. Just try to have
fun. I'll be right back.
959
00:54:34,060 --> 00:54:36,800
on this, like, gluten keto paleo diet?
960
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760
Oh.
961
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,960
You know, I was really mad when I found
out he was running for president. I
962
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,260
thought he was going to make a stupid
joke like he does with everything, but
963
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:50,080
this version of Nate, it's like I don't
even recognize him.
964
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,238
Vote for Nate.
965
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,260
Vote for Nate.
966
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:55,040
You guys dated for, like, three years.
967
00:54:55,940 --> 00:54:58,920
The Nate I dated was... Okay, look.
968
00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:03,080
This is what he texted me the day we
broke up.
969
00:55:27,050 --> 00:55:29,010
Such clarity, like, I need more.
970
00:55:29,370 --> 00:55:30,370
It's perfect.
971
00:55:30,490 --> 00:55:33,770
What? It's, uh, you're, you're perfect.
972
00:55:34,510 --> 00:55:36,750
Too perfect to be hanging around that
guy.
973
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:40,590
Trust me, I am far from perfect. I don't
know.
974
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,380
That was, like, so messed up. Oh, it's
fine. They do it every party.
975
00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:16,780
Thank you.
976
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:22,560
Anyway, I'm, um... I'm just happy he
meets with someone who makes him
977
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,020
want to try. What?
978
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:26,960
Sorry.
979
00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:28,860
With someone?
980
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:31,880
Working with someone who actually cares
about school issues.
981
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,680
Yeah. Right.
982
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:35,980
Yes, of course.
983
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:39,600
Anyway, no more student government talk.
We're at a party, right?
984
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:53,190
Step up because it's time to go. Step
985
00:56:53,190 --> 00:56:59,910
up because it's time to go.
986
00:57:02,290 --> 00:57:06,390
Life's a treadmill and I'm just
stepping. My hometown to me because I'm
987
00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:09,250
repping. Touch your mouth because my
class in session.
988
00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:13,830
I'ma show you what I'm first, not
second. Nostalgia is king and I breathe
989
00:57:13,830 --> 00:57:16,370
essence. Bang, bang, bang. I'm a lyrical
weapon.
990
00:57:16,590 --> 00:57:19,890
Choose your fighter wisely. We not
friends online.
991
00:57:20,110 --> 00:57:21,110
Don't type me.
992
00:57:21,790 --> 00:57:24,230
Hit you with the one, two. Pow, pow,
pow.
993
00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:26,090
Jump to the beat. Everybody.
994
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:27,410
Pow.
995
00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:52,660
Wanna play Pong?
996
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,380
Did you just call me Ellie?
997
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,240
Guess I did.
998
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,280
Wait, are you drunk?
999
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,840
No. You said these were basically water.
1000
00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:06,640
Basically water, not actually water.
1001
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,300
So, wanna play?
1002
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,580
I don't really wanna play with clean.
1003
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,480
Nah, I wanna play with you.
1004
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,640
I thought I'd finally be better than you
at something.
1005
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,080
Come on. Come on!
1006
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,100
Go! Go!
1007
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:29,240
What the hell is that?
1008
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,480
You said you never played.
1009
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,760
It's just physics.
1010
00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:33,460
Yo, Max is insane.
1011
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,900
Yo, her name is Ellie.
1012
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,800
It's okay. It's fine. No, it's not.
1013
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,260
Look, I'm sorry about the whole Max
thing, Elle.
1014
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,440
You let that go on for way too long.
1015
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,780
Oh, God. Lighten up. It's just a joke.
1016
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:51,400
If we lose, I'll do a naked lap around
the block.
1017
00:58:53,569 --> 00:58:55,230
What happens if we lose, Streaker?
1018
00:58:56,290 --> 00:58:57,290
Don't worry about it.
1019
00:58:57,590 --> 00:58:58,590
All right.
1020
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:10,570
If you make this, we
1021
00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:11,570
win. Okay?
1022
00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:13,950
That's it, John.
1023
00:59:15,610 --> 00:59:16,610
We got this.
1024
00:59:38,310 --> 00:59:45,250
Love I'll keep the fear at bay You bring
the love Love
1025
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:50,950
I'll chase the clouds away You bring the
love
1026
00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:52,590
Love
1027
01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:14,410
Well, then you're probably not... done.
1028
01:00:18,910 --> 01:00:22,890
You're going the wrong way. My whole
life is going the wrong way.
1029
01:00:23,170 --> 01:00:27,510
Okay? Rowan hates me, and I've got a
throw -up in my hair, and I'm caught in
1030
01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:30,710
middle of this complicated plan. I mean,
I don't know what's right anymore.
1031
01:00:31,090 --> 01:00:32,470
That isn't that complicated.
1032
01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:35,190
You don't... You don't get it.
1033
01:00:35,530 --> 01:00:36,530
What don't I get?
1034
01:00:37,530 --> 01:00:38,530
See, I'm...
1035
01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:48,200
Oh, my lunch flops.
1036
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,280
Call Nate.
1037
01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:34,840
Ali, what's good?
1038
01:01:35,980 --> 01:01:38,020
Did you tell anyone that I puked?
1039
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,080
Nuh -uh.
1040
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,360
How you feeling?
1041
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:44,560
On the verge of death.
1042
01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:46,820
And I'm dizzy.
1043
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,900
Sounds about right.
1044
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,380
But we still need to work.
1045
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,840
Okay.
1046
01:01:52,860 --> 01:01:58,400
The town hall is coming up this week,
and we need to be prepared to
1047
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,500
impress Clint.
1048
01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:03,720
Huh? Oh, yeah.
1049
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:05,720
Right.
1050
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:15,440
So... So... So... Um...
1051
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,640
So, I gotta go.
1052
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:20,960
Later.
1053
01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:22,660
Leaper.
1054
01:02:54,510 --> 01:02:55,308
Pretty polished.
1055
01:02:55,310 --> 01:02:56,930
Very presidential.
1056
01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:58,270
Um, did you practice?
1057
01:02:58,570 --> 01:03:01,630
Because you know the key to any fair
policy is a well -structured compromise.
1058
01:03:02,130 --> 01:03:04,050
Ellie, please. People hate compromise.
1059
01:03:04,950 --> 01:03:06,250
And they love me.
1060
01:03:07,790 --> 01:03:11,310
Okay, if the candidates will be seated,
it's time to begin.
1061
01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:13,890
Wish me luck.
1062
01:03:14,170 --> 01:03:15,170
Good luck.
1063
01:03:25,530 --> 01:03:29,490
Everyone. Students have submitted their
most pressing questions, and the
1064
01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:31,290
candidates will take turns answering.
1065
01:03:33,150 --> 01:03:35,270
Okay. First question up.
1066
01:03:36,210 --> 01:03:37,410
It's from Sarah M.
1067
01:03:38,230 --> 01:03:43,570
Like so many students, I stay up late.
So, Nate, snap me any time my handle
1068
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,630
is... Sarah, what was your plan here?
1069
01:03:47,450 --> 01:03:48,690
Okay, next question.
1070
01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:50,170
From Michaela C.
1071
01:03:51,070 --> 01:03:53,370
How will you improve the food in the
cafeteria?
1072
01:03:54,130 --> 01:03:55,130
Rowan, you first.
1073
01:03:56,970 --> 01:04:01,290
I will be proposing a student co -op. So
every week, a rotating group of
1074
01:04:01,290 --> 01:04:05,310
students will shop, meal prep, and cook
together before school.
1075
01:04:05,810 --> 01:04:08,770
It's healthy, tasty, and educational.
1076
01:04:18,610 --> 01:04:19,810
Nate, your proposal?
1077
01:04:22,830 --> 01:04:24,850
Okay, let's see. Brings up a great point
here.
1078
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,900
The food in this cafeteria blows.
1079
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:30,540
Sorry, Denise.
1080
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,120
And we've got to change that.
1081
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,400
So I think the solution here is obvious.
1082
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,360
Freedom.
1083
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:41,140
Why just settle for the cafeteria menu
when we can get it delivery?
1084
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,760
And get it through to make man high
access to so much more.
1085
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:47,360
Isn't that what you and your friends do
all the time anyway?
1086
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:48,920
You know, it's against policy.
1087
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,560
Well, yeah, but just because we're test
piloting it for everyone.
1088
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:58,320
Okay, don't say everyone when you know
not everyone can afford it. Hey, rich
1089
01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,560
people have problems too.
1090
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,440
My dad's an international criminal.
1091
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,580
Next question is from Chris R.
1092
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:11,100
Right now, school athletics receives
significantly more funding than other
1093
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:15,020
programs. Do you think this should be
balanced? And if so, how?
1094
01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:16,900
Nate?
1095
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:20,460
What was his name?
1096
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,120
Chris R.
1097
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:27,580
Well, it's a great question, Chris.
1098
01:05:28,540 --> 01:05:35,080
You know, we can't keep relying on
school funding. They can't support
1099
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,220
every group equally.
1100
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,000
So I think it's time we...
1101
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:47,100
We
1102
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,100
have to compromise.
1103
01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:50,780
A word I'm sure some of you are shocked
I can pronounce.
1104
01:05:52,810 --> 01:05:54,530
I think it's time that we all start
working together.
1105
01:05:55,310 --> 01:05:59,050
The baseball team can't keep relying on
school funding when other teams have to
1106
01:05:59,050 --> 01:06:00,050
raise money themselves.
1107
01:06:00,650 --> 01:06:02,970
So I think it's time the baseball team
holds a fundraiser.
1108
01:06:03,470 --> 01:06:04,490
How about a car wash?
1109
01:06:04,870 --> 01:06:07,250
Anybody trying to watch me get dirty
while your car gets clean?
1110
01:06:18,990 --> 01:06:20,650
You're in way over your head, Ellie.
1111
01:06:21,090 --> 01:06:22,090
What?
1112
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,319
No, I'm not.
1113
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:28,240
I see the way you look at Nate. Is this
even about Rowan anymore?
1114
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,720
Hold that thought.
1115
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,580
Have you guys ever seen fish?
1116
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:37,660
Because they don't have cheetah spots.
1117
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,340
This is drama club. Aren't we supposed
to express ourselves?
1118
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,500
Expressing oneself is for upperclassmen.
1119
01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:46,360
Jules. Okay.
1120
01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:50,180
Have you ever seen a fish that looks
like this before?
1121
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,840
Well, no, I haven't.
1122
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,740
I'm with Aja on this one.
1123
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,040
What is going on with you and Nate?
1124
01:06:57,700 --> 01:07:00,160
I'm the director. There's nothing going
on.
1125
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,140
Look, I'm so close now.
1126
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,460
Once I get Rowan elected, everything's
going to be perfect. He's going to thank
1127
01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,060
me. And so will Nate.
1128
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:39,580
and you're, like, sure that you saw them
together?
1129
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,780
Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes.
1130
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:47,360
Quinn tried to make this whole breakup
about, like, psychoanalyzing me, but she
1131
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,760
just wanted to bank some college guys.
1132
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:50,220
That's it. Period.
1133
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:51,940
I don't know.
1134
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,480
What? You got some other theory?
1135
01:07:56,060 --> 01:07:58,040
Quinn is one of the coolest girls I've
ever met.
1136
01:07:58,300 --> 01:07:59,300
Okay.
1137
01:07:59,980 --> 01:08:02,600
Did you ever actually, like, let her see
you?
1138
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,560
The real you?
1139
01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:07,230
Because it seems like she only ever got
the dumb bro persona.
1140
01:08:07,730 --> 01:08:09,810
What? I don't got a persona.
1141
01:08:10,330 --> 01:08:11,330
Really?
1142
01:08:11,830 --> 01:08:16,430
So, dude, let's go to Streaker's and get
some beers with the boys.
1143
01:08:17,830 --> 01:08:19,010
I've never said that.
1144
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,609
It's exactly what you sound like.
1145
01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:22,770
All right, now guess who I am.
1146
01:08:23,189 --> 01:08:24,590
Oh, I'm Ellie.
1147
01:08:24,910 --> 01:08:29,210
I read big, boring books made out of
paper. And I'm way smarter than every
1148
01:08:29,210 --> 01:08:30,210
person everywhere.
1149
01:08:30,859 --> 01:08:35,760
Okay, well, all books are made out of
paper, thank you. And second, it really
1150
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,399
isn't fun to guess if you have to start
it with, my name's Ellie.
1151
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,380
Hurts, doesn't it?
1152
01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:42,180
That's not what I sound like. You sure?
1153
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:43,840
100%. Huh.
1154
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:45,479
Okay, whatever.
1155
01:08:46,399 --> 01:08:47,899
Are we both obnoxious then?
1156
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:49,420
Yeah, maybe.
1157
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000
And you know what?
1158
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,319
I'm never going to change.
1159
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,420
I won't if you won't.
1160
01:08:56,279 --> 01:08:57,279
Cheers.
1161
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:08,279
What? Are you selling cookies?
1162
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,519
Let me get my wife.
1163
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,000
Lynn, cookie girl! No, I'm... I'm Ellie.
1164
01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:15,100
Pierce?
1165
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,740
I'm helping Nate with his campaign for
president.
1166
01:09:18,979 --> 01:09:19,979
Of America?
1167
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:22,620
Of McMahon High.
1168
01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:27,859
I'm sorry, there's been a mistake.
1169
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,720
Nate in student government?
1170
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,160
No, it's true.
1171
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,439
And he's doing a great job.
1172
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,120
And he's an artist.
1173
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:35,500
He designed everything in there.
1174
01:09:37,290 --> 01:09:38,290
Okay, look.
1175
01:09:38,990 --> 01:09:42,390
I don't know what he's got you thinking,
but I promise you, Nate's a good
1176
01:09:42,390 --> 01:09:45,170
salesman. I mean, he learned from the
best.
1177
01:09:46,670 --> 01:09:50,550
But behind his charm, the kid is a D2
pitcher with C -plus grades.
1178
01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,770
He's not an artist, and he's not going
to be some student body president.
1179
01:09:59,030 --> 01:10:00,450
Oh, don't feel bad.
1180
01:10:01,570 --> 01:10:04,450
You're not the first girl to show up on
our doorstep chasing after our son.
1181
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,500
I'm not some girl who's in love with
Nate.
1182
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:20,920
In fact, a few months ago, I really
couldn't stand him. But working with
1183
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,700
this campaign has shown me that I was
wrong.
1184
01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:30,260
And I hate being wrong. So with all due
respect, Mr. Reed, Nate is capable of a
1185
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,600
lot more than you give him credit for.
1186
01:11:03,020 --> 01:11:04,020
Hey,
1187
01:11:11,260 --> 01:11:12,260
where's our booth?
1188
01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:13,400
You're looking at it.
1189
01:11:13,780 --> 01:11:15,160
What about everything we planned?
1190
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:16,840
Did your dad pull out our supplies?
1191
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,640
He'll see.
1192
01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:20,580
Hey, Divya, got 20 bucks?
1193
01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:23,280
Maybe. Want to throw a pie in my face?
1194
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:24,920
Absolutely.
1195
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,680
Voila. Here you go. How about it?
1196
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,260
For real? No, seriously.
1197
01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:40,340
Go on.
1198
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,840
Okay.
1199
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:46,600
Bet I deserve that.
1200
01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:47,940
Yeah, you do.
1201
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:49,420
Yummy.
1202
01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,740
At least it tastes good.
1203
01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,500
I think it's what I want, what I really
want.
1204
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,920
Okay.
1205
01:12:17,390 --> 01:12:18,390
One pie left.
1206
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:20,670
Come on, Elle.
1207
01:12:21,010 --> 01:12:22,010
You know you want to.
1208
01:12:22,630 --> 01:12:23,630
You know what?
1209
01:12:25,350 --> 01:12:26,490
I really don't.
1210
01:12:27,370 --> 01:12:28,370
Well, I do.
1211
01:12:28,590 --> 01:12:33,630
It's, uh... I was for the pool last
year.
1212
01:12:34,610 --> 01:12:35,610
Hey.
1213
01:12:39,430 --> 01:12:46,170
You know, I usually hate when people go
off book, but...
1214
01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:47,890
Nate, that was amazing.
1215
01:12:51,990 --> 01:12:52,990
Thanks.
1216
01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:03,990
They really got me there, didn't they?
1217
01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:05,330
Yes, they did.
1218
01:13:07,810 --> 01:13:08,810
Hey.
1219
01:13:09,850 --> 01:13:10,850
You want to go?
1220
01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:13,190
It's like they're packing up, so.
1221
01:13:14,010 --> 01:13:15,570
Uh, sure.
1222
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,300
What? You nervous now?
1223
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:27,120
That is way steeper than they looked
over there. You'll be fine. I'll take
1224
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,120
of you. Come on.
1225
01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:49,430
I've got it.
1226
01:13:50,470 --> 01:13:51,470
Thanks.
1227
01:13:56,310 --> 01:13:57,310
What is it?
1228
01:14:00,430 --> 01:14:02,570
Um, I have something for you.
1229
01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:09,290
It's a little comic I made for you about
us.
1230
01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:27,039
Um, sorry.
1231
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,580
I just thought it could be like a little
thank you gift.
1232
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,760
No, I... I love it.
1233
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,560
Thank you.
1234
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:47,400
This is, um... This is more than I
deserve.
1235
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,220
What are you talking about?
1236
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,780
If it wasn't for you signing me up...
1237
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:56,680
I'd never have done any of that.
1238
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,720
I have to go.
1239
01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:10,060
Ellie!
1240
01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:12,380
Ellie, wait!
1241
01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:28,790
Wake up, wake up. It's election day.
1242
01:15:29,590 --> 01:15:31,390
Is it too late to get hit by a bus?
1243
01:15:31,790 --> 01:15:33,250
Uh, nope. You got plenty of time for
that.
1244
01:15:52,570 --> 01:15:56,330
I can't believe I'm saying this, Aja,
but I care about him.
1245
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,120
What about Rowan?
1246
01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:00,900
I don't know.
1247
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:03,560
Did Lady Beth ever have to choose
between two boys?
1248
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:09,400
No. She... Just read the play, Ellie.
1249
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:11,540
Okay, look.
1250
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:16,120
If I show Miss Everdeen this video, Nate
gets disqualified and Rowan wins.
1251
01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:17,960
Everything goes back to normal.
1252
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,160
But maybe I don't want it to go back to
normal.
1253
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:23,280
Hmm.
1254
01:16:26,410 --> 01:16:27,970
What happened to underwater cowboys?
1255
01:16:29,130 --> 01:16:32,310
I decided my vision was better suited to
the black box.
1256
01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:36,450
And the entire crew revolted against me.
1257
01:16:37,930 --> 01:16:40,750
Guess you weren't the only one being a
little extra this semester.
1258
01:16:41,890 --> 01:16:42,890
Well, you know what?
1259
01:16:43,190 --> 01:16:44,190
I'm done scheming.
1260
01:16:50,110 --> 01:16:52,730
Where's Lauren? She's kind of missing a
big moment here.
1261
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:54,530
It's election day, remember?
1262
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,240
She's voting.
1263
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,060
And finding me a new crew.
1264
01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:10,220
Hey, Lauren.
1265
01:17:10,740 --> 01:17:12,700
Hey, Rowan. You look great, man.
1266
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:14,240
Thanks.
1267
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:21,580
Hey, I... Are Nate and Ellie together?
1268
01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:29,160
I don't actually really know. Hello,
please, look. I know we don't really
1269
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:33,140
anymore, but if the work that we put
into our Minecraft server meant anything
1270
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:36,180
you, I really need to know the truth.
1271
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:42,320
Bro, Ellie is not together with Nate at
all.
1272
01:17:42,820 --> 01:17:47,000
She's not even really helping him. She's
doing all this for you.
1273
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,280
What?
1274
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:51,900
Where is she?
1275
01:17:52,370 --> 01:17:54,910
What if it's the play? Oh, I thought you
were going to say me.
1276
01:17:55,130 --> 01:17:56,590
Are you serious, Ellie?
1277
01:17:57,190 --> 01:17:58,108
I'm sorry.
1278
01:17:58,110 --> 01:18:02,310
I had to tell him. I am not good under
pressure. Okay, Rowan, whatever she
1279
01:18:02,410 --> 01:18:04,250
it's really, it's not like that. It's
not?
1280
01:18:04,890 --> 01:18:08,750
Then what is it, Ellie? Because to me,
it sounds like you convinced Nate to run
1281
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:12,390
for president, pretended to be his
friend, and now you're going to get him
1282
01:18:12,390 --> 01:18:14,370
disqualified, maybe even suspended.
1283
01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:19,330
And for what? Rowan, I wasn't. This
whole thing was a mistake.
1284
01:18:19,630 --> 01:18:20,870
No, no, Ellie.
1285
01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:23,020
This wasn't a mistake.
1286
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:27,820
This was another one of your plans where
you have to control everyone around
1287
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:31,180
you. You could have just helped me with
my campaign.
1288
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:38,800
You know, you think you're so much
better than everybody else, but you're
1289
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:46,780
You think you're just a bigger dick than
everybody else. This was me, Ellie.
1290
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,080
We need you for the final assembly.
1291
01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:13,840
In just a minute, our candidate for
president will be joining me on stage.
1292
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:17,160
I just want to say... Hey, Ron.
1293
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:19,040
Good luck, man.
1294
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:22,920
Yeah.
1295
01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:24,620
You too.
1296
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:32,660
You know, I was thinking a lot about
what you said about detention, and
1297
01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:39,660
you're so right. So I talked to my
Nana's nursing home, and they'd love to
1298
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:43,880
have student volunteers cooking or salsa
dancing, anything.
1299
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:45,780
Oh, thanks.
1300
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:47,740
Yeah.
1301
01:19:56,170 --> 01:19:57,170
I'll see you out there.
1302
01:19:57,190 --> 01:19:58,190
See you.
1303
01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:01,430
Look, I need to tell you something.
1304
01:20:02,150 --> 01:20:03,290
About you and that other guy?
1305
01:20:03,570 --> 01:20:05,130
What? What are you talking about?
1306
01:20:05,350 --> 01:20:06,410
I saw you guys together.
1307
01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:09,470
I mean, probably stronger than him.
1308
01:20:09,710 --> 01:20:13,190
And I could definitely jump higher than
he can. But who cares?
1309
01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:14,850
We have to have grown up.
1310
01:20:15,690 --> 01:20:16,750
Just like you wanted.
1311
01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:19,190
We can thank Ellie for that.
1312
01:20:20,010 --> 01:20:21,010
Ellie?
1313
01:20:21,230 --> 01:20:22,230
Yeah.
1314
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,980
She actually believes in me. No, Nate,
she's using you.
1315
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,300
What are you talking about?
1316
01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:29,820
No, she's not.
1317
01:20:30,180 --> 01:20:33,980
Nate, I promise you, she is.
1318
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,740
Let me show you something.
1319
01:20:40,020 --> 01:20:44,560
Welcome, McMahon students. It's time to
announce the winner of this year's
1320
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,080
student presidential election.
1321
01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:07,010
Nate, I've been looking all over for
you.
1322
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:09,510
I have something to tell you.
1323
01:21:12,030 --> 01:21:13,030
I don't want to hear it.
1324
01:21:14,150 --> 01:21:17,790
It's been a hard -fought battle between
our two candidates, so let's give them a
1325
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:18,790
round of applause.
1326
01:21:22,190 --> 01:21:23,330
Steve, it's important.
1327
01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:26,610
Why'd you do all this, Ellie?
1328
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:30,050
What do you mean?
1329
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:31,890
Why'd you write my name on that list?
1330
01:21:34,349 --> 01:21:35,930
Because. To impress Quinn.
1331
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:38,250
Yeah.
1332
01:21:38,490 --> 01:21:39,490
About Quinn.
1333
01:21:40,730 --> 01:21:42,830
Why'd you DM yourself that video from
her phone?
1334
01:21:46,030 --> 01:21:47,490
Nate, I'm so sorry.
1335
01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:50,430
It's okay.
1336
01:21:52,630 --> 01:21:55,870
Just for once, I thought somebody
actually believed in me.
1337
01:21:58,650 --> 01:21:59,650
Congrats, Ellie.
1338
01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:02,730
Your plan worked.
1339
01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:12,940
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your
hands together for the next student body
1340
01:22:12,940 --> 01:22:15,620
president, Nate Reeves.
1341
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,420
Nate Reed, to the stage, please.
1342
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,360
Hello?
1343
01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:53,380
My
1344
01:22:53,380 --> 01:23:02,040
name
1345
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,040
is Nate Reed.
1346
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,180
And I never wanted to be president.
1347
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:13,420
I got into this election to prove myself
to a girl.
1348
01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:19,340
And I stayed in it to prove myself to
another girl.
1349
01:23:22,780 --> 01:23:27,460
And all that that proved was that they
were right about me.
1350
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:31,340
Everyone was right about me.
1351
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:42,640
But even if I got into this for the
wrong reasons, I'm going to get out of
1352
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:43,640
for the right ones.
1353
01:23:46,420 --> 01:23:51,900
So as my first official act as
president, I resign.
1354
01:23:58,380 --> 01:24:02,280
Rowan's going to fix the tension.
1355
01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:04,140
How cool is that?
1356
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:06,660
This is the thing that I said.
1357
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:10,200
But he's actually going to do it.
1358
01:24:11,340 --> 01:24:12,340
But I can't.
1359
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:14,860
Sorry.
1360
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:24,640
Thank you, Mr. Reid, for that unorthodox
speech.
1361
01:24:25,980 --> 01:24:32,980
And I guess congratulations to the next
president of McMahon High, Rowan
1362
01:24:32,980 --> 01:24:33,980
Cronin.
1363
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:08,280
I'm sorry.
1364
01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:14,060
I know how hard you worked on this
campaign, and it's never easy to see
1365
01:25:14,060 --> 01:25:15,060
work go to waste.
1366
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,640
Luckily, this wasn't a waste.
1367
01:25:20,260 --> 01:25:22,860
I'm going to call the Pre -College
Leadership Academy later today.
1368
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:29,140
I want to tell them about a rising star
here at McMahon, Ellie Pierce, a
1369
01:25:29,140 --> 01:25:34,820
brilliant engineer and a strong leader,
even when things don't go exactly as
1370
01:25:34,820 --> 01:25:35,820
planned.
1371
01:25:37,130 --> 01:25:41,230
I mean, for a second there, he even had
me thinking that Nate Reed could be a
1372
01:25:41,230 --> 01:25:42,230
great president.
1373
01:25:59,910 --> 01:26:03,210
I'm never the one to break down.
1374
01:26:08,170 --> 01:26:10,290
I've been losing the ground.
1375
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:16,790
Oh, baby, you've been breaking hearts.
1376
01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:23,670
And I know because I played the part.
And I wish that I could just go back to
1377
01:26:23,670 --> 01:26:24,670
the start.
1378
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,820
Don't take it out on the Macintosh. I'm
not upset.
1379
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,520
Oh, are you sure?
1380
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:21,320
Why would I be upset?
1381
01:27:21,660 --> 01:27:22,660
This is all Nate's fault.
1382
01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:25,540
Because if he didn't call me Maxie Pad,
then I never would have bonded with
1383
01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:27,980
Rowan, who would have never asked me to
be his girlfriend, and then he wouldn't
1384
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:31,200
have broken my heart, and I never would
have come up with this insane plan in
1385
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:31,818
the first place.
1386
01:27:31,820 --> 01:27:34,040
Are you sure that's the takeaway here?
I'm fine.
1387
01:27:34,820 --> 01:27:35,980
So just forget about it.
1388
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:42,300
Hey, um, now, I don't have all the
specifics, but it sounds to me like
1389
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:43,600
held on to some things too tight.
1390
01:27:44,740 --> 01:27:49,200
Now, maybe you did some things that
you're not proud of, and maybe you hurt
1391
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:51,920
people that you care about, but that's
just part of growing up.
1392
01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:57,420
Now, I don't know if you can fix things
with Nate or with Rowan. I don't know
1393
01:27:57,420 --> 01:27:58,420
that.
1394
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:03,580
But the only way to find out is to own
up to your mistakes, apologize, and let
1395
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:04,580
go.
1396
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:07,640
What if I can't?
1397
01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:09,160
You can.
1398
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:12,500
Trust me, you're going to regret it if
you don't.
1399
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:43,800
Deanna Coyne.
1400
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:47,460
And you're Ellie Pierce, McMahon High
School?
1401
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,820
I follow your GitHub and Stack Overflow.
1402
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:54,020
Your explainer on object -oriented
programming basically taught me how to
1403
01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:56,060
Wow.
1404
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,520
Thanks. No, thank you. Seriously.
1405
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:06,000
I am so excited to finally be around
people who are worth my time. Yeah.
1406
01:29:07,780 --> 01:29:09,180
Sorry. Wait.
1407
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:14,860
What? I don't know what the... Culture
is like at McMahon, but Horton is filled
1408
01:29:14,860 --> 01:29:18,300
with lazy hormonal losers when they care
about where the next party is.
1409
01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:21,820
Excited to be around some winners for a
change.
1410
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,200
Wow.
1411
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,400
Is any of that even true?
1412
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:29,679
Excuse me?
1413
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,580
I mean, how do you know that's all they
care about?
1414
01:29:32,180 --> 01:29:34,560
Have you ever actually taken the time to
get to know them?
1415
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,440
Also, parties can be fun.
1416
01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:39,620
That's actually the whole point of
having them.
1417
01:29:40,060 --> 01:29:43,160
If you look at the world in terms of
winners and losers, you're going to end
1418
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:47,660
misjudging a lot of people and missing
out on a lot of good times, and oh my
1419
01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:48,660
God.
1420
01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:51,380
Are you me?
1421
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:52,840
Am I the bad guy?
1422
01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:55,460
Oh my God, have I been the bad guy this
whole time?
1423
01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:58,260
Are you having a mental breakdown?
1424
01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:00,100
Fiona Coyne?
1425
01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:06,200
Well, Ellie, this was disappointing.
1426
01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:46,900
Hey, you an artist?
1427
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,820
Uh, no, but...
1428
01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:50,199
My friend is.
1429
01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:51,099
Never mind, then.
1430
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:53,500
Actually, he's more than a friend.
1431
01:30:54,020 --> 01:30:59,300
But after everything I put him through,
he's so talented.
1432
01:30:59,980 --> 01:31:03,340
He just doesn't see it, and I wish I
could show him how talented he is, but
1433
01:31:03,340 --> 01:31:05,360
too late, you know?
1434
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:11,160
Okay, well, you can let him know it's
not too late to submit a portfolio and
1435
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,160
considered for our summer program.
1436
01:31:31,340 --> 01:31:32,340
Hey, Quinn.
1437
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:36,100
You told Nate about the video?
1438
01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:37,540
Yeah.
1439
01:31:37,740 --> 01:31:39,140
Sorry, but also not really.
1440
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:40,620
Wait, what's going on? What video?
1441
01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:41,960
Oh, my God, he's British.
1442
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:43,820
Ellie, this is my cousin, Adam.
1443
01:31:44,620 --> 01:31:45,620
Nice to meet you.
1444
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:48,520
Nice to meet you, too.
1445
01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:52,500
And for what it's worth, I wasn't going
to go through with it.
1446
01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:54,580
I believe you.
1447
01:31:54,620 --> 01:31:56,340
But Nate still deserves to know the
truth.
1448
01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:00,160
And I was jealous.
1449
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:02,960
Of me?
1450
01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:04,660
You're perfect.
1451
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:09,980
You got a perfect SAT score. I lied,
okay? I got a 1570. Hey, that's still an
1452
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:10,980
exceptional score.
1453
01:32:11,780 --> 01:32:18,200
The way Nate looks at you, tries with
you, he never did that for me.
1454
01:32:19,460 --> 01:32:23,420
So yeah, I was like a little jealous.
1455
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:25,840
Pizza's ready.
1456
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:28,560
We'll see you around.
1457
01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:31,920
And... Adam?
1458
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:35,900
Please don't tell anyone about my SAT
score.
1459
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,360
Sir Rowan, my deepest apologies for
everything.
1460
01:32:54,010 --> 01:32:57,370
You are a great adventurer, and I wish
you luck on the quest to come.
1461
01:32:58,090 --> 01:33:00,910
I built you what future wizards will
call a phone app.
1462
01:33:01,310 --> 01:33:03,850
May it aid you as you take the throne of
McMahon High.
1463
01:33:04,470 --> 01:33:06,450
Forever in your corner, Ellie.
1464
01:33:10,490 --> 01:33:11,490
Twenty -five.
1465
01:33:11,790 --> 01:33:12,790
Twenty -six.
1466
01:33:13,230 --> 01:33:14,230
Twenty -seven.
1467
01:33:18,910 --> 01:33:19,910
Yo.
1468
01:33:20,610 --> 01:33:22,890
Oh, um, yes, sir. This is Nate Reed.
1469
01:33:24,509 --> 01:33:25,509
No.
1470
01:33:26,390 --> 01:33:27,950
What summer program is this?
1471
01:34:11,630 --> 01:34:12,630
Crazy thing just happened.
1472
01:34:12,990 --> 01:34:16,030
I cut off for the spot at the Super
Fancy Summer Art Program.
1473
01:34:17,210 --> 01:34:18,210
Really?
1474
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,030
Are you going to go?
1475
01:34:21,330 --> 01:34:22,630
Yeah, I think so.
1476
01:34:23,370 --> 01:34:26,950
Some of my folks were going to say no at
first, but now my dad wants me to quit
1477
01:34:26,950 --> 01:34:28,510
baseball and make NFTs.
1478
01:34:29,070 --> 01:34:31,450
I don't think people make NFTs anymore.
1479
01:34:34,250 --> 01:34:35,250
Why'd you do this, Ellie?
1480
01:34:36,770 --> 01:34:40,070
Okay, I wasn't trying to meddle. It's
just I saw this booth and...
1481
01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:44,160
I told them about you and then I sent
them a copy of Nate and Ellie and I
1482
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:47,280
applied under your name and... Nate,
they loved it.
1483
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:49,600
So is that your new plan?
1484
01:34:50,700 --> 01:34:53,500
Get us both in the same summer program
so you could what?
1485
01:34:54,300 --> 01:34:56,980
Have me run for the office of campus
dumbass?
1486
01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,240
No.
1487
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,440
I just wanted you to see how talented
you are.
1488
01:35:06,220 --> 01:35:10,990
And... I won't be there this summer, so
if you do decide to go, you'll have the
1489
01:35:10,990 --> 01:35:11,990
whole campus to yourself.
1490
01:35:13,270 --> 01:35:14,330
Why won't you be there?
1491
01:35:16,830 --> 01:35:18,690
Just decided it wasn't the right fit.
1492
01:35:21,030 --> 01:35:22,030
Oh.
1493
01:35:22,470 --> 01:35:24,010
Do they really love Nate and Ellie?
1494
01:35:26,150 --> 01:35:27,150
Yeah.
1495
01:35:28,170 --> 01:35:30,230
And so do I.
1496
01:35:32,330 --> 01:35:33,330
Yeah.
1497
01:35:33,710 --> 01:35:35,110
I mean, like...
1498
01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:37,820
You know what I mean.
1499
01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:22,920
Does that mean you forgive me? Oh God,
no.
1500
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:24,700
I just feel bad for you.
1501
01:36:24,940 --> 01:36:28,940
Now that I'm this big artist and you're
just so high school.
1502
01:37:14,030 --> 01:37:17,070
I got a three, a seven, and a skull.
1503
01:37:17,670 --> 01:37:19,690
Ooh, wrong dice, Nate.
1504
01:37:20,090 --> 01:37:26,790
Saving throws are 1d20 plus dex bonus
plus proficiency if you're
1505
01:37:26,790 --> 01:37:33,130
proficient. Uh, Aja, tell us what
happens with a three and a seven and a
1506
01:37:33,390 --> 01:37:40,310
What? That's not... There's no...
Improv! Ellie, back me up here. That's
1507
01:37:40,310 --> 01:37:43,350
the rules. Aja, just make it up. Okay.
1508
01:37:51,050 --> 01:37:53,610
With the skull, you weren't so lucky.
The spider queen.
1509
01:37:53,810 --> 01:37:56,390
She stands up from her spider throne.
1510
01:37:56,990 --> 01:38:03,650
She walks towards you. She opens her
eyes and shoots baby spiders all over
1511
01:38:03,730 --> 01:38:06,750
They're crawling all over you and
they're biting you.
1512
01:38:07,770 --> 01:38:11,590
Maybe I wasn't entirely right about
everything this year. That emotionally
1513
01:38:11,590 --> 01:38:14,150
stunted monster turned out to be a
pretty great guy.
1514
01:38:14,430 --> 01:38:15,510
And the other one?
1515
01:38:16,430 --> 01:38:17,430
Well,
1516
01:38:17,750 --> 01:38:19,570
not everybody changes in high school.
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01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:39,900
Get up, get up, get up.
1518
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:13,199
What up, everyone?
1519
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:17,560
Aster Angel here. And I'm Paris Perales,
and we are so excited... To finally
1520
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:21,720
show you a sneak peek of our brand new
movie, Kissing is the Easy Part. It's
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01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:25,940
coming soon, only on Tubi, but the
question is, is it really the easy part?
1522
01:39:29,260 --> 01:39:30,260
Hi.
1523
01:39:30,980 --> 01:39:31,980
Hi.
1524
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:35,360
Thank you for the other night.
1525
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:37,680
Yeah, yeah, no, no problem.
1526
01:39:39,940 --> 01:39:41,580
Uh, your hair smells.
1527
01:39:46,050 --> 01:39:48,530
Sorry, are you busy?
1528
01:39:49,490 --> 01:39:53,490
Generally? Yes. No, I mean, not now.
1529
01:39:54,490 --> 01:39:55,490
Later.
1530
01:39:58,250 --> 01:40:00,130
Like later today?
1531
01:40:01,890 --> 01:40:05,470
Are you asking me out?
1532
01:40:08,910 --> 01:40:11,010
Yeah, yes, I am.
1533
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:13,900
Would you like to date?
1534
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:17,980
I mean, go on a date with me.
1535
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:20,760
What do you have in mind?
1536
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:26,260
Maybe we could study or something.
1537
01:40:28,020 --> 01:40:29,020
Your place?
1538
01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:31,280
Cool. It's a date.
1539
01:40:31,580 --> 01:40:32,580
It's a date.
1540
01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:03,880
Thank you.
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