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So, Joe, welcome in Europe, my brother.

Thank you.

Okay, so let's start with the basics, okay?

I'm going to explain you how it goes.

First lesson of seduction.

Do you have money?

No. No? You don't have money?

I don't have money. You don't have money. Okay, because let me explain you

something. Money makes the world go round, okay?

So, this is the easiest way to get.

European woman.

I know your desire is to... Right?

Okay, so if you have money, you can get anything you want.

Okay? So I'm going to give you some money. Really? Yeah.

Okay.

This is part of the first lesson. I'm going to give you some money and we're

going to pretend that you're rich.

Okay? Girls love rich guys. No matter what. This is the point. Girls love rich

guys. If you don't have money, then there's two other things

which you can do.

You have to be a really sweetheart with the girls. The girl has to feel

comfortable with you.

Japanese people are really polite, so you're good. I'm pretty sure you're

The other thing is... you know make up something what they really believe you

know every girl want to be a star every girl want to be rich every girl want to

be bling bling and if you pretend that you can make them

you can make the dream come true then you're fine you know they're gonna do

whatever you want with them i mean this is the key to european girls all right

you understand

You know what?

I'm gonna... You can pick any girl on the street.

I'm gonna go there, pick it up for you, okay?

And all you have to do is, when we come in here, I'm gonna bullshit her like,

okay, this is a Japanese really famous television show and we are

here about European culture.

Correct. So, when we come in, I'm gonna start with a little interview.

How old are you? What's your job?

You know, this kind of thing.

And I'm gonna pretend that you are my boss.

Really rich boss.

She's gonna be nice to you right away. I'm pretty sure. I know.

All the girls are like this.

Once they come in here, that means that they want something from you as well.

Okay? Because they want to be in a place where you can't put them.

You know?

Bullshit, but... So,

um... Once you come here, you gotta be like, like, tough, you know? Really

polite, nice.

And, uh... We go from there, you know? Just follow me. Try to follow me.

Alright?

Okay, so... Now, I want you to point the girl from the street. So, give me...

Give me a challenge, okay?

Just show me which girl you like on the street.

Okay.

They can't see inside, but...

Okay, do you see anything interesting?

What's your type? What's your type of girl? My type is young.

Young? You're a young girl.

Young and nice.

Oh.

Sure, sure.

Slim? Okay, slim.

Okay, nice and slim. Hair color, any?

Blonde, black, brunette, redhead.

Another black, another black.

Oh, okay.

You know what?

Yeah, okay. You know what?

Let me get my jacket.

That one is really

cute.

They're all cute.

That one is the cutest.

They interview.

Ah! It's here!

Who is it?

Who?

Who? Who?

Who? Who? Who?

You don't worry. I know you're in a high hill.

What? No, this is a studio.

I mean, you don't have to worry. I mean, we are filming, you know.

This is about European culture, you know. We want to see everything.

Oh, my God. Oh.

What's this?

So, he's our cameraman.

This is my boss, Joe.

Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Joe.

Okay. Just make yourself comfortable.

Please, for Japanese tradition, please take off your shoes.

If you wouldn't mind.

Okay?

You want me to help you? Just let me help you.

Okay.

Please.

I'm sorry.

I'll put your jacket over there, okay?

It's only going to take 15 minutes, okay? 15 minutes? Yeah, of course.

Okay, please.

Wow.

So, let me introduce you to my boss, Joe.

Nice to meet you. This lovely lady is Catherine.

Catherine. Catherine. This lovely lady is Catherine.

Okay. Very cute.

Yeah, she's really cute.

Okay. Please.

take a seat we are like in the middle yes okay

so um basically

what this film is about is uh the european culture to show it okay

so i think i'm gonna ask you some questions and as we uh

think about i mean we're gonna give you 200 euros because it's going to be

How old are you?

I'm 22 What's your

job?

I'm a bartender You can make a nice cocktail

Near here.

You worked near here?

I worked in the next corner.

Oh, in the next corner.

Yes. Okay. You came from job?

Yes. Oh, you came from... I came from job. Okay. So, what you were studying?

I was studying psychology.

Psychology? Yes. Oh, psychology.

She's in school.

And what about?

Bring me a knife.

And...

How much you make in a world? Can I ask you?

We need to know, we want to know.

How much I have in money?

Yes, in what world you mean? How much money you make?

I have 500 euros per month.

Per month?

Yes. That's not much.

We just want to know, you know, about...

If you're educated, what are you learning again?

I'm learning psychology.

Psychology. Learning psychology and make 500 euros a month.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes, I have.

For how long?

Two months.

Two months? Oh, that's not that much.

Are you in love?

Yes, I am.

You work out?

You work out?

You have a beautiful body.

Oh, thank you.

I know it's a great spectrum question for a television, but we see a lot of

European girls take care of themselves, and I'm just wondering if this is

a common thing to European girls who go to the gym and take care of themselves.

Yes, yes, and I'm going to pick them.

Oh, you're going to pick them? Yeah. Okay.

Me too. Me too?

Any question you want to ask her?

Question? Yeah.

Question.

Why are you beautiful?

Why am I beautiful?

Because my mother is beautiful.

Okay, that's a good question.

Okay, what do you know about Japan?

It's in Asia.

It's in Asia, yeah.

And there are nice people.

Yeah, they're really polite and really nice people.

Have you ever been to Japan in Asia?

No. No? You've not been in Asia? No.

No? Okay, because honestly, we are going to make a lot of interviews.

I have a lot of money

What do you know

about Japanese men?

He has a nice body.

Oh, yeah?

Yes. He has a nice body, too. Like his body.

Oh, yes. Like your feet.

You can touch it. No, really. He works out. No, you have to... Can I? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Now I know something about Japanese.

Yeah, you have to know something else about Japanese, too.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I see the chinky smile.

You like that idea, huh?

Typical one.

Are you perfect?

Are you perfect?

Me? Yes. No.

No? No.

Do you like sex?

What?

Do you like dick?

Oh, my God.

Dick, dick.

Isn't it like sex?

Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Why? Because every girl has to like it. I mean, I guess every people like sex,

right? I mean, this is a part of our life.

Yeah.

No, because we want to know about European sex culture as well.

Okay, so if you don't mind, I'm going to ask you some questions about this too.

Okay. Okay?

For 200 euros, I need some honest editors.

Yeah, this is what we agreed, right? I give you 200 euros, you give me...

So, um... I

don't know.

Do you like culture?

Oh, sometimes, yes.

Sometimes? Yeah.

In terms of what?

If I like a boy.

If you like the boy.

If she likes boy, she likes Rojo.

Do you like him?

Yes, he's nice.

Really?

Forget the camera. Forget about all the place.

We wouldn't be here.

Would you give me Rojo?

Okay.

Okay, I know you have a boyfriend.

But you wouldn't have a boyfriend, would you?

Okay, you know what?

I'll put you in... I'll give you an old question.

You're making 500 euros.

What?

Okay.

Now I'll give you 200 euros.

But, what if you can make three times more

than you make in one month, in one hour?

Would you take that money?

Okay, so I think this is the point where I have to leave you here and you can

talk about it, huh? How about that?

Okay.

No, no, no.

Okay, so I think we get the point.

I think she gets my point.

I think she already knows what we are talking about.

Okay, he gives you 200 euros.

Can you show us your pocket?

Yes,

it's 200 euros.

If I can count right, you will work. What am I supposed to do?

Just show off yourself.

Show me?

No, you show off yourself.

Just a little bit.

We just want to see TV.

Okay? We just want to see TV.

Yeah.

Just a little bit.

It's yours now. It's yours now. It's mine?

Yes, it's yours now.

Okay, okay.

Oh my god.

Okay,

okay.

Okay, okay.

Good smell.

Nice proportion.

I think

you got to

the point, huh?

I'm very happy I guess so

Howdy, why we come here? Did you show inside?

No, nobody can see you. Really? Yeah.

No, it's okay.

I feel bad for people.

Oh, you feel bad.

Hello, people.

Hello, happy people.

Nobody gives a fuck.

Okay. It's okay.

Good? Good teeth?

Yeah, good teeth. Good teeth? Okay, but you promised that you won't show much.

I mean, you can't come here and not be Italian.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I

don't

know.

Wow, that's beautiful.

Beautiful. Yes.

Your

nipples

are tattooed. Sorry?

Your nipples are tattooed.

No, I can see you like that. I can see you like that.

Have you ever had sex with a Japanese guy?

No, I never had sex with a Japanese guy.

It's gonna be his first time and your first time if you're into it.

No. No,

you are joking.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Okay, okay.

No, it's not okay.

No. Okay, okay. No.

No, no.

I don't have any money.

No.

Hey.

Isn't there a method to get the money?

Why? He was polite.

He gave you money first.

Do you like that?

Yeah, you like that?

What are you doing?

I was just tasting, come on. You don't pay me.

No, but he's my boss, he pays my part too.

No, no.

Have you ever been with two guys before?

No. Three?

No, only one.

Only one? I have experience only with one. Oh, you have experience only with

guy? Yes.

Okay. I want to cheat, cheat, cheat me.

Oh, come on. You can do that.

I can see you like him. Come on.

I like you.

Okay,

okay. Don't look. Really?

There you go.

More, more, more.

More.

Do you want to look at that?

I want to look at that.

Do you want to look at that?

So am I, yes.

I can see you have a beautiful body. No, but... No.

Okay, okay.

No, it's okay.

It's okay?

Yeah.

Just for a minute.

People

are

going.

This is Japanese style Japanese style Japanese tea

Do you know what Japanese guys are professional?

Yes, they are

But do you think they can make you come real good?

My

daughter

can make her come real good, so don't make her disappointed.

Show me your ass.

Asshole, asshole, asshole.

I'm looking for asshole.

It's too much. It's too much for me.

Okay, okay.

No, it's too much for you.

No, no, no. You don't have to worry about the people. Come on.

One, two, three.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I found them through the door.

Nice. Really?

So you like Japanese guys, huh?

Yes, I like Japanese guys. Okay, what if we multiply them?

Multiply? What?

Yeah.

Yeah. No.

I like him. It's okay.

Yeah, but... I don't need more.

No. What about more money? You need more money?

Yes, I need more money. Okay, then if you need more money, then...

What if you multiply? You got more money, right? You want me to go to the

No. You have more?

More for your friends.

Just a moment, please.

Oh my God.

There you go.

It's a little money for... More money, more money.

Come on, come on, come on.

There you go.

Just a little DJ.

I'm a little rich. Yes.

Rich closure.

actually the part of our team are already outside oh my god oh

my god so they are with us come on they are with us they are waiting to join us

oh my god you tell you like asian man oh they're nice

You know what, Joe?

I'll get the guys inside.

Yes, yes, yes. Okay.

Come, come.

What?

Come, come. No. Okay, okay, okay. No.

Give me money.

Give your money.

Yes, yes. Okay.

Hey, guys. My teammates.

Two guys?

Two guys, two guys.

Two. One guy? Oh, okay.

I don't know

Who are you?

I'm Ichi.

My name is Ken. Fred. Fred. Fred.

Fred. Fred.

Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred.

Fred.

You're cute.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

How do you feel now?

Good.

Another

cook.

Cook. Cook.

Deep, deep, deep.

Yeah, I want to.

Chin -chin, I have something for you.

Touch it.

Chin -chin, let's go.

Hi, I'm Mark.

It's only how you can dance.

Stand up, Ten.

Ten, stand up.

Why is Kei -sama a foreigner?

Thank you very much.

I'm sorry.

Let's do this.

How does it look?

It feels so good.

I want

to lick it again.

I like licking.

Do you feeling?

Wow, you can bring it down like this.

Thank you for coming today.

I'm sorry, sex is stupid.

Good erection.

Your hands are really good.

Good massage technique.

I teach you new Japanese.

delicious delicious Japanese

freezer stomach OCHINPO

OISHII OCHINPO OISHII OCHINPO

OISHII OCHINPO OISHII OCHINPO OISHII the

meaning

Eat.

Delicious.

Good

Japanese.

Thank you.