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Hi mom.

Hey sweetheart.

Coffee?

Yes please.

Hey Art.

Hey Christy.

Alright everyone, quiet please, quiet.

Thank you.

Take your seats.

Okay, now, the lovely Christy Simmons, our lawyer, is here to tell us how we will

get that much needed bike lane for our town.

Christy?

Good morning everyone.

Like most of you here, I'm a lifelong local and I bike.

So this goal is as important to me as it is to all of you.

Unfortunately, as you know, the Bradley Beach

Town Board did reject our plan for the bike lanes.

I know.

However, I've petitioned the county court on the grounds that the town has failed to

properly administer the safety of this community.

So that means we'll be in court tomorrow at 10 a.m.

and we're going to fight this thing and we're going to win.

Okay.

Tomorrow, we'll show them we mean business.

Yes.

Oh, hi Art.

I'm going to be there tomorrow.

The more I press for our case, the better.

As long as Barb keeps making these Sidman rolls,

I'll make this case the telegram's top story.

Oh, so it's bribery, huh?

Thanks for letting us meet here, mom.

Of course.

You know I love having big groups.

Even if she makes everything practically on the house.

Nothing wrong with that.

Thank you, Daniel.

What?

Everyone shows community support in different ways.

Dad was right.

You have a very big heart, but you were never much of a businesswoman.

Says my darling daughter, who does pro bono work every chance she gets.

And thank goodness she does, because we couldn't afford her otherwise.

Hey, did you hear about the new town attorney the board brought in?

No, we didn't get him.

Some hot shot from someone?

Seattle.

Dan put him up in his place.

Apparently he's only here until they find a replacement for Ralph.

Good luck to whoever they got to finally take that job.

I'm so glad you said no.

Even if your bank account thinks otherwise.

There's more to life.

Which could be the motto for our town.

Says my darling mother, who spends all of her time behind this counter.

You know I love it here.

I know you do.

It's just...

What?

Oh.

You're about to lecture me about how I should get out more...

and enjoy life and take risks?

Because you know I'm going to come right back with a pot calling the kettle.

Pot calling the kettle.

I know.

Exactly.

Bear claw.

For Bill.

His favorite.

Thanks, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Love you.

You, too.

Morning.

Hey, Christy.

Bill's out in the back.

Oh, good.

My mom wanted me to bring him a couple of his favorite bear claws.

Well, hello there.

Hey, get back here.

Gidget.

Oh.

Oh, hey, you.

Hi.

Mwah.

I see you've met Gidget.

I have now.

Hello there.

She's cute, right?

She should have been named Houdini.

I don't know what we're going to do with her.

Do?

Yeah, she's from Argo's Pet Rescue.

Margie Dilham was supposed to foster her, but her mother had emergency knee surgery,

and Margie had to go back east to help out.

She won't be back for at least three weeks.

Who's taking her till then?

Well, that is the big question.

You know I would, but... But Buddy doesn't play with her.

She plays well with others, and I would, but... Tiger and Ginger won't allow dogs.

I was thinking about asking your mom, or maybe Delia, although Mr.

Whiskers might object.

Maybe Amy?

She loves causes.

She said before that she'd help if we could... I could take her.

You said three weeks, right?

Well, maybe.

I don't know exactly.

I could do three weeks.

You sure?

Do you have any other options?

I do not.

No.

No, that would be a huge help.

Thank you.

I didn't even think of asking you.

Who could resist his face?

What do you think?

This guy.

Looks like you should hit the jackpot.

This is going to be expensive.

Phil is in a pinch.

Tell him I'm helping out.

Not until you fall in love.

No, no, no.

No, I don't fall in love anymore.

Does Bill know that?

Is there anything going on?

Yes, there was a change for tomorrow.

We are now going to Judge May's court instead of Judge Lee.

Judge May's is tough.

Do you want me to make a call, make a delay before I head out?

No.

No, I can handle tough.

Besides, we need this lane now.

It would appear that Miss Gidget would like to go for a walk.

Of course.

Hey, Gidget!

Simon!

Simon, come on!

Well, they are being pulled by the tug of Cupid's arrow, aren't they?

Yeah.

Now's probably a good time to mention she's spayed.

Hey, responsible dog owners for the blame.

Yeah.

Actually, I'm just fostering for a few weeks.

Oh, well, that's perfect because we're only here until mid-February.

I just moved in just down the way.

Oh.

And we should arrange some play dates.

Play dates?

Play dates.

They're not just for humans anymore.

And Keith?

Simon.

Christy.

Gidget.

Oh.

And regrettably, I do have to take this.

Excuse me.

Okay.

Nice to meet you.

You too.

Hello.

Gidget!

I just moved in like an hour ago.

Come on, Gidget!

Come on, Gidge.

Yeah.

No, it's nice here.

Yeah.

Hey, yeah.

Hey, Gidget.

Better know who you want to be here, Valentine, huh?

Handsome Simon?

Hey, Mom.

What are you doing here?

Well, I just had to see her.

Oh, she is adorable.

Yeah.

That's her survival mechanism.

It's working.

Oh, I know.

I broke my no more pets rule because of it.

I don't understand that rule.

You always had plenty of pets growing up.

Remember Noodles the Cat?

Yeah.

Why did I name him that?

You were three.

Your father thought it was adorable.

You know, it's Valentine's Day in a few weeks.

Have you thought anymore about signing up for a dating site?

I will if you will.

I'm dating Bill.

What is that look?

The look is that I think the world of Bill.

He is a wonderful veterinarian.

And exactly who you needed when you left Chicago.

And he who shall not be named.

But it's been two years.

Well, I like Bill.

We get along.

I like Bill and we get along.

But we're not dating.

Oh.

What?

I forgot to give him the bear claw.

No, in my defense, I had just gotten this one.

She can be a bit of a handful.

How so?

Apparently she's an escape artist.

She already bolted earlier when I was taking her for a walk.

I can't really blame her.

Simon is adorable.

Simon?

Simon.

Cute dog.

I just took one look at him and fell in love at first sight.

Well, it's always nice to make new friends.

Yeah.

Oh, there's one.

Not.

Must be the new town council's car.

Law one?

Oh, great.

He's that guy.

Great.

I'm gonna go back to the office.

This is for you.

Okay.

I'll call you later to discuss it.

Okay.

Sounds good.

Call me when I stop.

Yeah.

Bye.

Gidget.

Simon.

You know, this isn't the kind of play date I had in mind.

I'm sorry you know him.

I'll tell you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

It is a delight to see so many of Bradley Beach's citizens in attendance.

We're here today to hear oral arguments with regards to the petition of the Shore

Bicycle Club versus the Town of Bradley Beach

concerning the creation of a bicycle lane.

Miss Simmons represents the petitioner.

Counselor?

Thank you, Your Honor.

Ordinance 243 of the Incorporated Town of Bradley Beach, to paraphrase, states that

one purpose of the town board is to pass laws for its citizens' safety.

The denial of the petitioner's request for a bike lane creates a route cross between

...to create a situation directly contrary to the law's purpose.

Alright, quiet please.

Mr. Amos, I believe?

It is.

And good morning, Your Honor.

May I compliment opposing counsel on the brief

and lucid way in which she stated her case?

Wow, sweet talker.

However, the same ordinance Ms. Simmons referenced goes on to state that any such

laws passed by the Board are also for the convenience of its citizens.

Creation of a bicycle lane would eliminate 200 parking spaces, which would be a major

inconvenience for the merchants and a limit to access for the tourists upon whom

the businesses depend.

Alright, point taken.

Ms. Simmons?

Yes, it's those tourists we're thinking of, Your Honor.

They also bike and shop and have to weave around moving cars.

Now, no parking spaces would have to be eliminated if we just removed the present

median from the center of Main Street, per the

traffic feasibility study admitted as Exhibit 1A.

Couldn't that be done, Counselor?

Certainly, Your Honor.

We could eliminate that.

We could eliminate the median.

We could also eliminate the sidewalks.

And while we're at it, why not eliminate the stores, too?

Objection, Your Honor.

Counsel's being facetious.

I noticed that.

Overruled.

Continue, Mr. Amos.

Under petitioner's logic, if we force the town to create a bicycle lane,

then why not a jogging lane?

Or a skating lane?

Or a lane for surfers?

Or for power walkers?

That is ridiculous, Your Honor.

And for the record, we don't consider this request to be a joke.

Our citizens' safety is at stake.

I'm just taking the Counselor's argument to its ultimate conclusion, Your Honor.

Don't be smug.

You've made your point, Counselor.

However, my courtroom is not the place for you to practice your stand-up routine.

Now, I will take both of your arguments under advisement.

We are adjourned.

Hey, Dan.

You know you're the enemy now.

Ouch.

Hey, I'm your realtor, not your relative.

I don't need to sugarcoat it for you.

Come on, Dan.

I'm doing my job.

It's nothing personal.

Yeah, not for you.

You'll be back in Seattle.

The rest of us will be up here dodging buses and SUVs.

Would it help if I bought you a steak dinner?

Yeah, might.

Hold that thought.

Thank you.

It was nice seeing you.

I...

Hey, Counselor.

How about a coffee?

How about never?

I prefer coffee.

I prefer not being mocked in front of the judge.

Mere chit-chat between dog owners.

Come on, let's have a coffee and make peace.

I'd rather have an herbal tea and a hot bath.

Seems a little advanced for our relationship.

Funny.

Look, I just thought that as long as we're going to be working together...

We're not working together.

We are adversaries.

Adversaries.

Or didn't they teach you that in law school?

Some of my best friends are my adversaries.

That might be your problem.

I think you're getting me all wrong here.

Your license plate says Law 1.

I think I'm getting you all right.

Okay, about that... Tell Simon I said hello.

And his owner.

See you in court.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, you're lucky you're cute.

Hang on one sec.

My car.

Okay.

Seriously, Gage?

Sorry, girl.

We're going to go see Grandma instead.

If you having a dog means I get to see you for breakfast...

I should have talked you into this a while ago.

Come on.

So I heard about the Newtown attorney.

Sounds like a handful.

Oh, just the usual career-fixated narcissist

who happens to have a really cute dog.

You brought his dog to court?

No.

Turns out he's Simon's owner.

Gidget's Valentine?

Ex.

Ex-Valentine.

There's no way I'm allowing a doggy play date now.

His owner reminds me of the guys I went to law school with in Chicago.

Well, the guys.

Or that one guy in particular that you broke up with.

He broke up with me by dating the senior partner's daughter.

I was trying to skip that part.

Thank you.

And yeah, sort of.

I mean, they both drive Porsches.

Ooh, I always wanted a Porsche.

What?

They're fun cars.

The sun in your face, the wind in your hair.

Come on, Gidge.

We're going for a jog before we catch a midlife crisis.

Come on, Gidge.

Those crazy kids.

Can't keep them apart.

You know, you were right the other day.

I was out of line.

What?

I was just looking for the catch.

Oh, no, no, no.

No catch.

Just sincerity.

We can agree to disagree, can't we?

We can.

Great.

Maybe we could even reboot.

Hi, I'm Keith.

I'm a lawyer from Seattle, but I used to live near Bradley Beach when I was younger

and recently got the chance to come back and do legal counsel for the town board.

How about you?

You grew up around here?

Taft High School.

Bishop Carlisle.

You guys had a better football team.

True.

Have coffee with me.

I'm dating someone.

I know.

How do you know?

I spoke to Dan Carlisle.

Oh.

You have my word that this will be a strictly professional coffee chat.

We could even discuss settling the whole bicycle lane matter.

Settling?

Mmm.

Magic word.

All right.

Excellent.

Tomorrow.

Noon.

Beach Cafe.

I'm bringing Simon.

I'm bringing Gidget.

I'm quitting while I'm ahead.

See you tomorrow.

Simon!

Come on, Gidget!

Hey, here you go.

Good boy.

Hey, come on.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Gidget!

Come on!

Good girl.

Good girl.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah!

Hey!

Hey, Bill!

Delia!

Oh!

Hey!

Let me help you with that.

Thank you.

Wow!

And here I thought you only went all out for Christmas and Halloween.

No, I treat all holidays equally.

Well, that's very progressive of you.

She's not here.

She's with her mom at the cafe, but she should be back soon.

Oh.

Okay.

Did you bring the treats?

I did.

Dog biscuits.

Yum.

For Gidget.

You don't say.

Oh, and this is for Mr. Whiskers.

Oh.

Ten percent off his next teeth cleaning.

No offense, but if this is my only Valentine's

Day gift, I think I am going to give up.

You know what?

Just...

Just tell her I stopped by.

Sure thing.

Thanks, Delia.

Mm-hmm.

And it really does look great.

Ugh.

Honey, it's not that bad.

And besides, the bit about Delia's dress was kind of cute.

Keith sounds like a rock star.

I sound like a total amateur.

No more free Danish for art.

Yes, ma'am.

And who's Keith?

Town attorney guy.

Yesterday, he was a career-fixated narcissist, and today he's just Keith.

We ran into each other at the beach.

I swear, Gidget has an internal homing beacon where his dog's concerned.

Oh.

Anyway.

What is... that?

How did those get there?

Coffee and your smile make my day every day.

That's not signed.

Does my mother have a secret admirer?

Don't be silly.

You do, don't you?

No.

It's probably someone else's, and they accidentally left it there.

It says Barb.

Oh.

Maybe.

Maybe it's another Barb.

In your cafe, talking about your coffee every day.

It's someone who comes here every day.

Everyone comes here every day.

Good point.

Well, whoever it is, this is exciting.

Right?

Don't.

We're a community that prides itself on its active lifestyle.

Even you, who's been here for like a nanosecond, should see that.

Okay, well, one of my jobs as town attorney is to

advise the board on whether I'm a good lawyer or not.

If you're a lawyer, an action is worth pursuing.

A bike lane would cost a fortune for a town this size.

For what?

Fifty cyclists?

It's not worth that alone.

What if there were more?

How many cyclists can a town like Bradley Beach have?

So you didn't really ask me here to talk about settling.

I may have been a little flippant before, but you can see my point.

I see you think my only objection was to your tone.

There were other objections?

Plenty.

Your arrogance just got added to the list.

I am not arrogant.

Kinda.

No.

Little bit.

But as it happened, you've given me an idea.

I did?

Yeah.

Thanks, counselor.

Come on, Gitch.

Am I gonna like this idea?

Collecting signatures seems like, um, a lot of walking.

You go dancing every weekend at the Goodman Club.

You can handle it.

Funny you should mention dancing.

Bill was here before.

I think he noticed the invitation.

Invitation?

The bar association charity dinner dance.

Have you asked him to go yet?

No, I'm not even sure if I want to go.

Besides, he hates dancing just as much as I do.

He's the one that told me about the Goodman Club.

Really?

He just stopped asking you to go because he kept saying no.

Oh.

Ask.

Bill, to the dance.

Okay, but first...

Go, go.

Thank you.

We need all the support we can get.

And, um, here you go.

In case you change your mind.

We've got great support right now.

We just need more.

Here you go.

There you are.

Yep.

Petitioning for new bike lanes in our town.

It's a great cause.

I have one for you.

Here you go.

Hi, will you support our bike lane proposal?

Hey.

Uh...

If you just want to put your name in something.

Thank you so much.

Okay, here you go.

Right here.

With the court's permission, Your Honor,

I'd like to add an addendum to my pleadings.

I'm listening.

Oh, and I'd like to thank the opposing counsel for this idea.

Since Mr. Amos mentioned creating special lanes for other recreational activities

besides biking, I've collected a petition signed by an additional 200 people plus

letters in support of the creation of a multi-purpose lane for all activities.

Yes.

Quiet, please.

Any objections, Counselor?

None, Your Honor.

All right, I will read over the addendum to consider making

this change and let you know my decision in a couple of days.

Your move.

Thank you.

Oh,

it's fabulous, honey.

Nice write-up.

Does this mean I can go back to giving art free pastries?

Please.

You're back into Danish art.

Yes.

Oh, there's Bill.

Hey.

Hey.

I need to talk to you about the Bar Association dance.

Oh, right.

I'm afraid I can't make it.

Because you hate dancing?

What?

No, I love dancing.

Really?

Yeah, no, I can't make it because it's Great Aunt

Linda's birthday and I have to drive out to Marysville.

You're not upset, are you?

No, of course not.

I'm not even sure if I'm going.

Oh, well, you can always come with me if you like.

I would like to say that's tempting.

But you'd be totally lying?

It's okay.

It's okay.

I get it.

But hey, we're still on for dinner Friday night, right?

We are.

Great.

Bye.

Hey.

Hey.

Better get in there quick.

Only one bear claw left.

Oh, thanks for the tip.

Don't know I'd do that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

And hello, Counselor.

Hello, Counselor.

I have a question.

What is this?

You didn't read it?

I don't know how.

You're funny.

Land dispute.

Mrs. Agnes Pitman used to own this whole area.

She used to say she kept it like this because she loved the views and the whole

nature preserve part was just a happy result.

Everyone knew she wanted to leave this to the town,

but sadly she died before transferring it into a trust.

And now her heirs sold it to a developer.

Who I'm sure are going to leave it as is for society's sake.

So, another lawsuit?

Either that or everything you see will be high rises.

Wouldn't it be a shame?

It's really beautiful here.

It really is.

Have you gotten a chance to get out and explore a little?

Do some hiking?

A little.

I've forgotten how much I miss the views here.

And the quiet, which is especially nice.

I've just been so focused on my career lately.

Fine, lately?

Pretty much since graduating law school.

Well, that's long lately.

Well, you put your nose to the grindstone, you lose track.

Yeah, but then all you see is grindstone.

Look up.

Better view, huh?

Much.

How long have you had him?

A couple years.

He belonged to an ex who got a job in Australia and couldn't take him with her.

Is she coming back?

She married a guy after she got there, so probably not.

Oh, okay.

I get it.

What?

I've had my heart broken, too.

Really?

Jeff from Chicago.

You guys would like each other, actually.

He also drives a Porsche.

Okay, I should explain.

The car belonged to my late Uncle Bruce, and I was going to sell it.

But have you ever driven one of those?

No, but feel free to give my mom a ride.

She'd thank you forever.

Mental note taken.

But really, if you ever want to take a spin... I gotta go.

I'm meeting Delia for dinner.

Oh.

Gage?

Simon!

Simon, come on!

Hey, Simon, come on.

Come on, bud.

Mama!

Hey, Simon.

Come here, bud.

Hi, girl.

Hey.

Simon, come on.

Hey, hey, hey.

Can I turn the other way?

I'm trying.

You can just... Gage, just... Hey, Simon.

Hey, Paul, see you there.

See you.

See you.

Okay.

I'm the other way.

I'm trying.

Chocolates.

I found them at the door when I opened this morning.

He's definitely interested.

They're my favorites.

Where could they be from?

Come on, come.

Who would be interested in me?

Hey, no.

Don't do that.

Well, it's been a long time.

Ten years.

I've just assumed this part of my life is over and...

I don't know what to expect.

Maybe you don't have any expectations.

Just...

let it be what it'll be.

Go from there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Simon enjoyed seeing Gidget yesterday.

How about tonight?

I have dinner plans.

Thanks.

Tomorrow night?

Simon and Gidget aren't the only ones who can be dogged.

That was a terrible pun.

I got a million of them.

You're not helping your case.

You sure about that?

You two look like you're enjoying yourselves.

Are you going to let us in on the joke?

Just a doggone joke.

Not that interesting.

All right.

I've had a chance to review the motion to accept the new petition.

And it looks sound to me.

Mr. Amos.

Any objection to the addendum expanding the bike

lane to include additional sporting activities?

None, Your Honor.

Then I will accept the motion and it will be entered into the record.

We will resume the hearing on this matter on Thursday as scheduled.

So this is nice, huh?

It's lovely.

Ooh.

I heard they have a new bolognese recipe.

Oh.

I'm thinking the salmon.

Well, it's a safe choice.

Oh.

Did you order champagne?

No.

I thought you did.

I did not.

I wondered who.

Keith.

Keith?

Who's Keith?

The attorney I told you about.

Thank you.

It's funny.

I was picturing someone...

older.

Do you think you can stop flirting and get down to the reason I asked you out tonight?

I am just being polite to a colleague.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

We are battling each other in a very important case right now.

About a bike lane.

I'm here in Mayberry by the sea to talk to

you about something that's actually important.

Your future with the firm?

Yes.

I thought that would get your attention.

Is there some sort of problem?

The exact opposite.

The partners like that you've been brought in as an advisor here.

It was... smart to take that position.

That was the general idea.

There are some things brewing with some property the firm represents.

Nothing concrete just yet, but this little bike path... Lane.

It's a bike lane.

Whatever bike thing you have going on could

put you in position for something a lot bigger.

And I know bigger is your goal.

I'm intrigued.

Good.

We want you to be.

Who do you think she is?

I don't know.

Probably his girlfriend.

No, he doesn't have a girlfriend.

How do you know that?

Hm?

Oh, they just... I don't know.

They don't seem like a couple to me.

Clearly.

Thanks for the champagne.

My pleasure.

I hope you enjoyed it.

We did.

Did you and your date enjoy dinner?

Oh, it wasn't a date.

We just worked together.

Oh.

In fact, here she is.

Laura Presley.

This is Christy Simmons.

My associate and my opposing counsel.

Hello.

I hear you've been keeping our legal beagle on his toes.

Uh, so far.

Well, don't wear out the boy.

We're firm as big plans for him.

Well, good night.

I'll see you in court.

Shall we?

Yes.

Found it.

Hm?

My scarf.

Oh.

Shall we?

Yeah.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I will now hear oral arguments on the plaintiff's

motion regarding the creation of a recreational lane.

Ms. Simmons.

Your Honor, citing the case of Ogden v.

Illinois, the Second Circuit ruled in favor of a community swimming pool over

the state's right to develop the land for business purposes.

With respect, Your Honor, Ogden was overturned by the Ninth Circuit stating

that tax revenue supersedes the community's

use of the land for recreational purposes.

Which was modified by the Tenth Circuit stating property taken in eminent domain

was set aside in order to build a community hospital.

A bike lane is not a hospital.

Recreational lane, and neither is a swimming

pool, but the same principle applies.

Not if it's used solely for recreational purposes, which a hospital clearly is not.

Rebuttal, Counselor.

Oh, I'd say, uh...

Yes.

Yes.

State of Maine v.

Brewster, where a recreational lane took precedence over a waterfront mall.

Mr. Amos.

But it was remanded to a lower court.

Where it was upheld... six to two.

All right, quiet, please.

Good work, Counselors.

I will take your arguments under consideration,

and we'll rule on the matter shortly.

Quite a performance, Counselor.

Back at you, Counselor.

Will I be seeing you at the Bar Association dinner tonight?

Oh, I haven't decided yet.

Come on, you have to go.

I have a boyfriend.

He can't make it.

That doesn't mean you can't go.

It is great for networking.

I head up a committee that does pro bono work for returning vets.

We could really use somebody like you.

What?

You just surprised me.

That's all.

I got as many good surprises as I do bad puns.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah, me neither.

What did I ever do without you?

Why do they always hold these things near Valentine's Day?

So...

red and white.

Looking for bike path, girl?

Bike lane.

It's an important distinction.

And what makes you think...

Excuse me.

You came.

I did.

And you look beautiful.

Thank you.

You clean up nicely yourself.

Thanks.

And I feel compelled to point out that I do have other good points.

You do.

I do.

And also you're a very good dancer.

Shall we?

Christy?

Jeff?

What are you doing here?

I could have sworn I left you in Chicago.

I moved back to Seattle last year.

You remember Todd Donnelly, right?

Oh, right.

Good old Todd.

He's right over here.

Do you want to come say hi?

Not remotely.

How's Tiffany?

Yeah.

We broke up.

She married one of the partners in the firm.

That's a shame.

Amazing.

Doesn't she?

Do you have a moment?

I think they're playing our song.

Is that our song?

Yes, that is our song.

Since when does Christy Simmons dance?

Since she found the right part.

You okay?

Yeah.

That was weird, right?

I didn't something like that happen.

I've been to Australia exactly once in my life.

For a three day conference in Sydney last year.

And I ran into Julia twice.

Were you okay?

Yeah.

As far as I'm concerned, I got the better end of the deal getting Simon.

I think so too.

Music Music Music Music Music Music

Music Music Okay, so my spies in the Seattle Attorneys scene Jane told me that

Jeff is with Harrison Biddle and Smith, which

means he has a bright future in tax litigation.

I can't believe I let that guy have so much power over me.

I mean, that guy broke my heart.

Was it me or was he wearing a lot of cologne?

Rolled off him like a fuck.

Hey, so he's still hovering.

Do you want me to give you two space so you can tell him

everything you've been dreaming about saying these last...

Two years?

No.

Don't you dare.

This is perfect.

Yeah?

There's no emotional hangover or anything like that?

No, there's no emotional anything.

I feel so much lighter.

It's like I'm free.

Good.

Your date's not happy though.

I don't have a date.

Does she know that?

Yes, she does.

Any interest in me is strictly business.

No, no.

Miss Simmons, the man you see in front of you, is 100% date free.

I find that very hard to believe.

Right?

But there is one woman who's smart and funny and keeps me on my toes.

Really?

Definitely.

And I send her a million hints and she just keeps shooting me down.

Well, she must have her reasons.

Maybe.

I should go.

Thank you.

For tonight.

Of course.

Look what I got.

And red roses.

Again.

Well, this is next level.

How do you feel about meeting him?

Part of me wants to say yes.

Just so I can find out who it is.

The other part wants to hide away where it's safe.

Yeah, I get that.

I know you do.

Big sigh.

How was tonight?

Interesting.

Revelatory.

Disconcerting.

All that in two hours.

Keith was there.

And so was Jeff.

Holy smokes.

This calls for chocolate.

Yeah.

Hey, where's Gidge?

Gidget?

Gidget?

Gidge?

That little Houdini.

Hey, what's going on?

Hi.

Is Gidget here?

Gidget?

No.

She's missing.

I've looked everywhere.

I thought maybe she came here to be with Simon.

Now you mention it, I haven't seen Simon since I got home.

Simon!

Simon!

Gidget?

Simon?

Simon?

Gidget?

Simon?

Gidget?

Where could they have gone?

The beach.

Oh.

Gidget?

Come on, Gidge.

Simon!

It's so dark.

Did you see anything?

Did you hear anything?

No.

Wait.

Ah, no.

Sorry about this.

Bill warned me she's an escape artist.

Wait, wait, wait.

I think I hear something.

Gidget?

Gidget?

Simon, come here, boy.

Come on.

Come on, Simon.

Come on, Simon.

Gidget?

Come on, boy.

Come on, Simon.

Gidget?

Come on, Simon.

Come on, buddy.

Come on.

Gidget?

Give me a second.

Ah.

Come on.

I'm gonna text my Mom that we found her before she calls half the town.

So beautiful here.

More or the none, Grindstone World.

This is one of my favorite views.

Although it'll all be gone if the developers pass me a lonely status.

The officers get their way.

Condos as far as the eye can see.

That would be awful.

Well, at least you don't need to be here to worry about it.

You'd be surprised how quickly a person can get attached when it's right.

I don't know, you seem like the kind of guy who adjusts well to wherever you go.

Probably forget about us your first day back to city life.

What if I don't?

Don't what?

Go back to city life.

Wait, are you thinking about staying here?

I haven't figured it out yet.

What about your career?

Don't get me wrong, I love it here, but I'm not

trying to climb any sort of corporate ladder.

My career has eaten up so much of my life at this point.

But right now, sitting here with you... I can't imagine why.

It's late, we should go.

Yeah.

You must be a lifeguard.

Christy!

Mom?

Oh, thank goodness!

Hi!

Keith Amos, this is my mother, Barb Simmons.

Mom, this is Keith.

And Simon.

Well, it's very nice to meet you.

I've heard so much about you.

I am terrified now.

For me, not Simon.

He always gets good reviews.

Tonight's a little caper, not withstanding.

Not to worry.

I can make up my own mind about people.

Whew!

No, I mean, no.

I haven't said that much.

Oh, um, do you want me to remind you?

No need.

Well, it's very nice to meet you, Keith.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Simon.

Let's go.

Keith, thank you.

For everything.

You're welcome.

Oh, what a long night.

Well, you got to spend more time with Keith.

And that's a good thing.

What?

No.

No.

He's the enemy.

Uh-uh.

You were standing awfully close to the enemy when I pulled up.

Oh.

You saw that?

I'm your mother.

I see everything.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You're going to have to talk to Bill.

Nothing happened.

That's not why you need to talk to him.

And you know it.

I made a decision, too.

I'm going to meet my secret admirer.

Oh.

Well.

What harm can come, right?

It's just a date.

Exactly.

So why do I feel so guilty?

Um, you know Dad would have wanted you to be happy.

I am happy.

With the cafe.

With my friends.

And you.

I know.

I know.

But now you have a chance at a different kind of happy.

Who knows if anything would even come of it, right?

It's probably just Stan Gumpski wanting me for his next pyramid scheme.

Or maybe he's a really nice guy.

Wouldn't that be something?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well true, he's a really handsome guy.

There's only so much.

Aren't we getting ready for your next gig with him?

I guess

so.

I can't wait.

Come on vie como, pal.

It must be awesome.

Yeah.

And it's cozy in here.

Mm-hmm.

Did you... dance together?

Yeah, just as a way to deal with Jeff.

But that does bring up a point I want to talk to you about.

You're... you're blushing.

What?

Your cheeks, they're all red and you're, like, nervous.

Oh, no, no, no.

Um...

See, the thing is...

You like him, Keith.

No, it's not about that.

It's okay.

It isn't.

No, actually...

Actually, it is okay.

Wait, are you about to break up with me?

Weren't you just about to do the same to me?

Oh...

Yeah, I guess I was.

The thing is, I...

I should have been jealous about you and Keith.

Nothing happened.

I believe you, I do.

But still...

You weren't jealous.

You know, Chris, I think I just had all these, like, expectations about what our

relationship should be that I never really noticed they weren't there.

But lately, it's been kind of obvious, don't you think?

Look, I know that Valentine's is just a couple days away.

We could wait until after if you want.

Fake it for the holidays.

Do you want to do that?

No.

Do you?

No.

Oh, I almost forgot one more thing.

Margie's coming back a couple days early to pick up Gidget.

How early?

Fourteen.

Bear o'clock.

Hey, Barb.

Hey, Keith.

And how is Daniel doing today?

Well, I had a nice 20-mile bike ride this morning, so I'm feeling pretty good.

20 miles?

You did great.

Yeah, I should try it sometime.

Oh, thanks.

I'll stick to jogging.

Well, that's why you don't understand why we're

fighting the town board so hard to get our lane.

It really means a lot, doesn't it?

Well, we're a small community, Keith, and small

things here tend to seem bigger from our perspective.

When I was growing up nearby, my parents once spent an entire summer fighting to

have traffic lights installed at a busy intersection to make it safer.

Hmm.

I had forgotten about that.

Oh.

Hey, how did it go?

He went first.

Turns out pretty much everyone knew we shouldn't be dating, including Bill.

He's a good man, and someday the right woman is going to find him.

And someday the right man will find you, who will make your heart flutter.

Bill and I just broke up an hour ago.

I didn't say anything!

You have very expressive eyes.

So?

So, he doesn't live here, and his career is in Seattle.

Oh, sweetie.

People change plans all the time.

Speaking of plans, are you ready to begin?

Just how much prep time do you think I require?

Let me see if Amy needs me.

Hi.

Oh, hello.

Where's Simon?

Doggy Daycare.

It's a great place.

You should check it out.

Well, um, Gadget's foster mom's coming back early, so...

Oh.

You know, I used to think that having a dog would be too big of a responsibility.

I was a single guy with a busy career, and then Simon fell into my lap with his

big brown eyes and undeniable charm, and voila.

What I'm saying is, if you really want something, there's always a way.

Don't.

Let's just get started.

What do you think?

You look beautiful.

Oh, I'm so proud of you for doing this.

I'm scared to death.

Such a big unknown.

It's about to be known.

Your turn next.

One step at a time, lady.

Perfect.

Just please don't let it be Stamgomsky.

God.

Hello.

Dan?

I... I...

I hope you like champagne.

I do.

Good.

Dan.

They make a cute couple.

Hey, what are you doing here?

I wanted to see how it was going.

Dan was so nervous, the poor guy.

Wait, you knew?

Did you help?

I may have made a few suggestions here and there.

He's liked your mom for so long.

But he didn't know if she would be willing to go out with anyone at all.

So I suggested... A secret admirer.

So he could test the waters.

Plus, it's crazy romantic, don't you think?

To your surprises?

To surprises.

Come on, let's give these kids some space.

Okay.

Have fun.

Yeah, have fun.

Dan Gibbons.

Who knew he was so romantic?

Just when you think you get someone all figured out.

You wouldn't happen to be talking about Dan's accomplice now, would you?

No, no, no, no, no.

We are focusing on you and your amazing knife.

It really was.

I haven't felt like that in a long time.

So I take it there's going to be a second date.

Mm-hmm.

We're going to drive to Seattle to see the Holiday Inn revival.

Turns out, Dan likes old musicals as much as I do.

Go, Dan.

Hey, and thank Keith for me.

Sometimes all it takes is a little nudge.

Subtle.

There you are.

Hey.

What a surprise.

You've been ignoring my calls.

I've been swamped.

My favorite bike lane case is coming to a close.

Finally.

I need your attention on a new matter.

Remember I told you about a property our firm represents?

Yeah.

Well, it's right here in Bradley Beach, right along the water.

The Pittman property?

You know it?

It's an amazing piece of land.

And our new client, Maxon Securities, now owns it.

They want to create a gated, high-end development.

Condos.

Very lucrative condos.

We're fairly certain the board will zone it our way.

With your help.

I don't know about that.

I'm still pretty new here.

Yes, well, they asked for you specifically.

You're a local boy made good, and they're hungry for the tax base.

With your guidance, we can fast track it.

Keith, this could be the chance you've been working for.

Whatever it is that's making you hesitate, stop it.

Opportunities like this are rare.

I think it's bold you ended things with Bill before Valentine's Day.

You could come with me and my cousins.

The Goodman Club is having this singles dance to celebrate the holiday.

I just got depressed by the end of that sentence.

Thanks, but my mom has her annual Valentine's party that night.

You don't mind if I still use Bill as a vet, right?

I mean, I could take Mr. Whiskers to Valley Pine, but... No, no.

Of course you'll still use Bill.

He's a great vet.

And he's a great guy.

He's just not my great guy.

Christy Simmons' office.

Uh, yes.

Of course.

Judge Mayes has called session in for tomorrow morning.

Good morning.

We are here in the matter of the Shore Bike Club versus the town of Bradley Beach.

Counselor, you requested this special session?

Yes.

Yes, Your Honor.

In the matter of creating the recreational bike lane, the town of Bradley Beach

wishes to retract its objections to the plaintiff's

suit and concedes the argument to the plaintiff.

Didn't expect that.

Okay, then.

Judgment is rendered in favor of the plaintiff.

The town will complete a plan for the recreational

lanes in question to be submitted to me within 60 days.

Court is adjourned.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

Hey.

Uh, how did that happen?

The board called me in for an update.

I told them what I thought their chances were.

They got the message.

Must have been some message.

That calls them like I sees them.

Um, we're all heading over to my place for a little celebration.

Maybe if you want to join?

Yeah.

That sounds nice.

I'd love that.

And remind everyone we still have the Pittman property to deal with.

Let's just celebrate this victory for now.

I agree.

Mom, you don't have to make all this.

You have your Valentine's celebration in three days.

Oh, honey, you know perfectly well that when I'm happy, I cook.

It's in my DNA.

Why don't you go soak up the accolades?

Thanks.

Hello, this is Keith.

Uh, hold on, hold on a second.

Sorry, we're just celebrating the end of the famous recreational lane case.

We conceded, by the way.

Really?

The winning side usually celebrates.

I'm celebrating with them.

Mm, along with the plaintiff's attorney, I'll bet.

She's good at her job.

Yes, I'm sure that's the attraction.

Now, have you spoken with the board yet?

From what I hear, Councilman Snyder's not here.

Councilman Snyder's the one member you have to persuade.

The others typically follow his lead.

No, I...

I gotta run.

I'll call you back.

Keith?

Keith!

Everything okay?

Everything's roses.

Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't you and I go out to celebrate your illustrious victory?

You and I?

Yeah, it's an old legal tradition.

Two former adversaries get together and smoke a peace pipe.

Any refusal will be appealed to the state Supreme Court.

So...

Sounds good.

Was that an affirmative response?

I think it was.

I almost don't know what to do with that.

It feels so foreign.

I could say no if you'd rather.

No, no.

No?

I mean, yes.

Say yes, and I will learn to deal with the lack of opposition.

So?

Is it finally a date?

This is finally a date.

Michael!

Yeah, a little scoop for the telegram.

Hi.

I have it on good authority that, well, Keith Amos in fact, that the board

is going to side with the developers on the Pittman property.

Absolutely.

You can take it to print.

Okay.

Well, I am happy to report that Mr. Whisker's teeth are in great shape.

Sadly, that is the highlight of my day.

Ha!

I am, however, going to recommend some new

food to help him lose a couple extra pounds.

Got any suggestions for me?

Huh?

What are you talking about?

You look great.

I mean, not that I have been looking.

I mean, I have as a human standing in front.

I can see that you're, you know... You're blushing.

Am I?

It's cute.

I mean, I'm not calling you cute.

Of course.

I mean, you are.

But...

...empirically cute.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

Bye.

Hello?

Do you prefer Italian... ...California Fusion, or sushi?

Italian.

Always Italian.

And Valentino's it is.

Good night.

But I think to be fair we should try all the other restaurants before we come to

our ultimate decision on which is the best in Bradley Beach.

And then we move on to the other areas, and then to the state.

And then we expand beyond that.

I like that plan.

See you soon.

I look forward to it.

Me too.

Hello.

Hey, Dan.

You got a sec?

Sure.

What's up?

I wanted your advice on maybe getting a place that's a little more long-term.

We'll send the depositions tomorrow.

Overnight, then.

And you may as well tell me what's on your mind, because

I'm going to get it out of you one way or another.

How broken up are you and Bill?

Very.

Why?

Well, it's just...

It's a funny story.

Okay.

I was...

Hey!

Hey.

Bear claw.

The best.

Hey.

So... Okay.

I have no explanation.

It was like a... like a...

lightning bolt out of the blue in seriously the least romantic place imaginable.

And for the record, nothing happened.

Zero.

Zilch.

Nada.

But you'd like for it to.

What?

No.

I mean...

Only if you're okay with it.

I could not be more okay with it.

Really.

Really?

Really.

In fact, it's probably a good time for me to admit that Keith and I...

Keith Amos is the worst!

He's siding with the developers!

What is it?

He's siding with the developers.

Come on in.

I thought I was the one picking you up.

What's going on?

Hold on.

That makes us adversaries.

Again.

I haven't given the board my recommendation.

Then how to get in the paper.

I don't know.

Maybe Laura jumped the gun.

Because she knew that was the plan, right?

There's no plan, Christy.

I haven't come to a conclusion yet.

Keith, there's only one conclusion.

I thought you understood that.

I thought you understood this place.

I thought...

And for the sake of complete clarity, the date is off.

Tonight and all future nights.

Christy!

Hey!

No,

no, boy, I'm sorry.

I feel the same way.

Looks like I'm gonna have to do more than talk my way out of this one.

Come on.

Not today, girl.

Different direction.

Come here, Sally.

Come on.

See, kids, this is what happens when I let go of expectations.

I get hurt.

You know why we have expectations?

Because we have the experience that allows us to anticipate results.

So, you know, let's say, for instance, you have your heart broken by a...

particularly handsome breed of dog.

Well, then, you should expect to have the exact same heartbreak when you are stupid

enough to fall for the same breed of handsome dog.

I mean, definition of insanity.

Am I right?

So right.

Oh.

Ms. Simmons.

Councilman Snyder.

I was just working on a speech to a jury.

Helps to practice in front of an audience.

Huh.

How can I help you?

Well, as you may be aware, we're in the middle of making a decision right now on

whether or not to approve a plan to develop a Pittman property.

The paper said that had been decided.

No, no, we're close, but we're still in the information-gathering part of the equation.

You should know that the board was very impressed with the way you...

oh, no, how did Carter put it...

took us to the woodshed over the bike lane lawsuit.

Now, I understand you may have an opinion or two about the Pittman matter?

You bet I do.

Good.

We're meeting later tonight.

I'd really love to hear your thoughts.

Oh, uh, tonight?

Yeah, I'm sorry about the late notice.

We only just had your name presented to us.

Presented?

By whom?

Keith Amos.

Oh.

Uh, hi.

May I come on in?

I have that paperwork for you to sign.

He's not here.

Where is he?

Since he quit the firm, it's really none of my business.

Keith quit?

He didn't tell you.

No, and we haven't spoken in the last couple days.

That makes two of us.

Look, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here.

Well, you better be prepared to give your

perspective on the Pittman project, because I am.

Come on, Keith.

Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Hey, this is Steve.

Leave a message and I'll get back to you soon.

Oh.

Hi, Bill.

Hey.

Listen, Margie is back in town and she wanted to pick up Gidget.

Do you think you could bring her by tonight?

And I'd also like to thank the council for this opportunity.

Sorry I'm late.

It took a lot longer to get all these people together than I thought.

What kind of stunt is this?

It's not a stunt.

It's just citizens being concerned about their community.

Keith, what's going on?

We're going to present our case to the board.

No, no, no.

No.

I just found out about this.

I'm not prepared.

This is an anxiety dream coming to life.

You are prepared, Christy.

Trust me and just let it be what it'll be.

Ladies and gentlemen of the board, thank you for giving us this opportunity

on such short notice to present our case

against the development of the Pittman property.

Well, you certainly have us intrigued, Mr. Amos.

However, it is Valentine's Day and some of us do have places to be.

I understand, Councilman Snyder, and you will be out of here and off with Mrs.

Snyder in under ten minutes.

Now, as your former town attorney, it was my job to present you with the

various hurdles you'd have to overcome in order to fast track authorization.

Environmental impact studies, separate zoning

variances for water, sewage, and electricity.

Fire, police, and emergency medical impact studies, which would take around five to

seven years, not counting community resistance and various lawsuits.

All of which would cost this town more than the

projected revenue from the development itself.

Here's copies for everyone.

Now, all of this, it's just data.

What really matters here are the people and how

this proposed development would impact them.

And for that, I give you Ms. Christy Simmons.

Speak from your heart.

Tell them how you feel.

You got this.

Hello.

Keith.

Mr. Amos mentioned all of the operational and

logistical reasons to oppose this development.

But I think that can be said about most every development.

Why this beach is so important to save is what I would like to speak to.

My mom once said the unofficial motto for this town should be, there's more to life.

Because that's what this community brings to each

of us, the perspective on what's really important.

And that beach is the heart of this community.

It's in our name.

Mrs. Pittman kept the land like it is because she loved this town.

But nobody expected a nature preserve to develop from the beach.

And yet, somehow that's what happened.

And now, the beauty of that preserve is what draws

people to this place and what keeps them here.

And if we lose that, for what, condos?

We lose the very heart of who we are as a community.

And I believe we're better than that.

I hope you do too.

Thank you.

I move to accept Mr. Amos' recommendations and to table

all discussions on the proposal for the time being.

All those in favor?

Motion carried.

Gidget!

It's okay, girl.

It's okay.

Where's Margie?

Oh, she had to go home, but I can take Gidget to her.

She passes on her thanks.

Here's the deal, Bill.

I can't say goodbye to Gidget.

She's mine.

And I'm sure Margie is an amazing, generous foster mom.

But like I said...

Gidget's mine.

Oh, I already told Margie that you'd be a failed foster.

Or in your case, a failed foster-foster.

You did?

I did.

Look, we may not have been a great couple, Chris, but we were always good friends.

And good friends notice these things.

Gidget's been yours since the first paw shake.

You're a pretty good guy, Bill Nolan.

I am, right?

Oh, and in case you were curious, Delia's at my

mom's cafe right now for the Valentine's celebration.

I don't know if, maybe, you wanted to stop by.

Good friends notice these things.

Um, well, I might have to make an appearance.

See you there?

Yeah, just to check on one thing.

Sounds good.

What now?

Hey.

Hey.

You look...wow.

Did you help with all the decorations?

Yeah, it's kind of a thing, yeah.

It's a good thing, yeah.

Um, you know, the Goodman Club has a...

Um... Valentine's Day dance?

Yes.

Would you maybe... Yes.

Okay.

Um...

Shall we?

We shall, okay.

I just don't believe Keith would leave without saying goodbye.

Keith hasn't left.

But there's a release sign in his house.

Yeah, it's because we got him a more long-term rental.

He was even thinking about buying.

Well, then where is he?

Excuse me.

Hi.

Is there a Christy Simmons here?

Yeah, that's me.

Thanks.

Simon is waiting for his Valentine.

Waiting where?

Come on, Bridget.

Okay.

Let's go find them.

Let's go find them.

Sorry I ran off after the decision, but I've had a lot of work to do.

You certainly did.

I had to make our first date memorable.

Mission accomplished.

I don't know how you top this.

Well, I've got plenty of time to think of something now that I'm unemployed.

No, not so fast, Counselor.

There's a rumor going around that the town ward wants to put in more parking meters.

Heathens.

And if they do, I'm going to need reinforcements

for that and any other schemes that come their way.

Counselor, did you just offer me a job?

Oh, no, Counselor.

I can't afford that.

But maybe a partnership?

Are the benefits good?

Well, great views away from the grindstone.

Lots of play dates for the pups.

And a considerable amount.