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Down, down, down, down, down.

Look, we're done. I'm 18, we're both 18, and I'm tired of fucking living in,

like, communist fucking Russia in here. How are you communist? Because we have

rules for you, girl.

Dung rules.

Dung rules. You get everything paid for. It's safe.

You don't have to worry about anything, and the rules are done. Yeah, you don't

get to do anything. You don't get to go anywhere or have any fun. Going home at

9 o 'clock at night is too early. Like, we can't even go on dates. Like, we

can't go to the movies. You don't turn the stroke of 18 and suddenly just blot

them into adulthood.

Like, it's a continuum, okay? Legally, you do.

I'm 18.

She's 18. We're both 18. We're fucking sick of living under your goddamn

dictatorship. Like, we're leaving. I'm done with it.

I don't understand. You guys have a beautiful place to live. You guys don't

any bills. You don't have any responsibilities.

Yeah, we also have no freedom, no friends. We can't go do anything. It's

boring as shit.

Our curfew is at 9.

Listen, you guys can go out on dates. You just have a curfew. I don't see what

the problem is. If we talk about this, we don't see what the problem is. We are

grown -ass adults. We can fucking get ourselves...

Everything. They take care of the bills, they take care of the house, they go to

work because they have a job and a career, and they take care of their

Right, you never talk about education, right? What if I don't want to go to

college?

What are you going to do?

We'll figure it out. I know you want to go to college, right? We'll figure it

out. You still want to go to college, right? Um, no, are you fucking kidding?

I'm not getting a student loan.

That's insane.

What do you mean you'll figure it out, sweetheart? What does that mean? I'll

figure it out. I'd just rather not be in debt for my whole life. Okay, nobody's

telling you to be in debt. Well, if I go to school, obviously I am. Yeah, I

will. And do what?

Find out, I guess. How are you going to pay for a place to live? We'll get a

job. Like?

I don't know. We could literally get a job anywhere.

Like where?

I don't know. Like, Christ, we'll figure it out.

And if it was so easy to get a job, you don't have one now. So what are you

waiting for?

uh bills to pay which i don't have now well you would have rent see but you

the whole thing about before like the cleaning up and like that's your rent

but in the real world you actually have to have money why do you think we teamed

up as families to live in this big house because rent is expensive then we'll go

work really hard and we'll go set our own rules come on you should think of

easy huh yeah

So you guys are just going to walk out and live your life, and you think that's

it? Uh -huh.

Fuck you.

We can do it.

Do it. Good luck. Good luck. I'll tell you, it's cold. It's cold today. They'll

probably be home. They'll be back in, like, what, five hours?

Tops? Yeah. With that pay -for -one -movie -sneaking -to -another movie?

yeah, really.

They'll be back. You know, why are young girls so much trouble?

I don't understand.

They don't realize how good they have it here. I mean, when we were young, we

were responsible.

Wow.

Okay, but, I mean, we figured it out. We figured it out.

We did figure it out.

They just don't realize how tough it is out there. They don't. No.

I'm telling you.

I know we're trying to teach them a lesson and everything, let them go, but

if something happens?

Something happens.

They don't have money. They don't have transportation.

Like, All the rest of their friends were smart and went off to college.

So it's not like they have somewhere to go. I just feel a little bit bad.

Well, we can do something nice for them when they come back in a little while.

I just don't want anything to happen to them. That's all.

God forbid they go off and do something ridiculous and crazy.

Or get hurt.

I don't know.

I mean, two 18 -year -old girls.

I mean, there's a decent amount of trouble they can get in.

Yeah, but, I mean, underneath all the trappings of nonsense, they're kind of

like good girls. I mean, they're kind of pure and innocent. I don't see it a big

trouble thing.

I'm just a little worried, that's all.

They're just acting out.

All right.

You did that at a street that was around here somewhere, right?

Yeah, I've heard it's right around this neighborhood.

Let's go like one block over and see if we see any hookers. I mean, call girls,

escorts. I don't know what they're called now.

Street walkers?

I mean, they're just girls trying to make a living. Girls in the night?

Just girls trying to make a living, man.

I don't mind contributing.

I mean, jeez.

Haven't had such a dry spell for a while.

What about those ones over there?

Right in that tree. Oh, no, never mind.

Never mind. That's a little too big for my taste.

Yeah, right.

Anyway, that's just one.

I need two.

Where's the Johns at?

Seriously.

It's so slow tonight.

There's supposed to be so many on the street, too. I know.

Fuck. Rent's like do sand, too, man.

Oh, look at that. All kinds of skin over there.

Damn, and this weather, too.

You know?

You gotta have good products. They look kind of hot.

Oh, wait, look, here's one coming up. Oh, fuck yeah.

Hey, you guys available?

Hey, guys.

Hey, looking for a good time? What the fuck, dog?

What the fuck are you doing out here? What are you guys doing out here?

What do you mean? What are we doing here? What are you doing here? You know

what? Get in the car right now.

Let's go, young lady.

What the hell is going on?

You guys have some serious explaining to do.

What kind of explaining?

All kinds of explaining. What the hell are you guys doing out here in this

corner? We haven't seen you in months, and we find you here?

Your adult asses are sitting in the backseat of this car, and you will not

this corner again. This is ridiculous. I can't believe you. I am really, really,

really ashamed.

Dude, let's talk about the house, man.

We're going back to the house. We need to get out of here.

We're really disappointed in you girls.

Where do you even begin? I mean, just on the street, it's dangerous as hell out

there. Yeah, what were you guys thinking?

We needed to make money. We're sorry.

Hold on, wait a minute. It was your idea to leave. You were big girls and you

could do it on your own, remember?

Right, with no education, no college, we're just going to go make money

Yeah, we were making money.

And this is what you came up with.

Do you think this is a viable option for two young girls?

I mean... You had us worried sick, to be honest with you.

Yeah, I mean... We're sorry.

Like, you had a safe place. This was... You had a home. And why did you guys

choose that, of all things?

It's easy.

But it's not safe. It's easy.

Easy.

Honey, it's not safe.

I mean, you know, somebody could have...

kidnapped you and not ever brought you back. And then what?

That's the big thing. It's just not safe. I mean, you guys are safer here.

But now we have all these things to pay for. How else are we supposed to pay for

it? Well, you should have thought of that before you guys went out and

acting like adults.

We just need to be independent.

We, you know, we're like looking for men and we didn't... I mean, there's got to

be consequences to your actions. That's obvious.

I don't even know what we're going to do with you guys. I mean, this is

ridiculous.

You know what?

You young ladies are going to stay right here, and we're going to figure out

some adult consequences, okay?

Don't move off this couch.

I think we really messed up this time.

I know.

I'm just sorry we got caught.

It was going to work, too.

Yeah, everything would have been fine.

Our dads are stupid.

Yeah.

Let's see what's going to happen now.

I thought we were going to get to fuck some cool, experienced older men.

I know.

For money, which was fun.

Exactly.

I mean, how are we supposed to pay off all this debt now?

I know.

They're going to be so mad when they see our credit cards.

Turns out it's, like, really expensive to just exist on this planet, which

fucking blows and it's stupid.

I mean, who knew a cell phone bill was $100 a month? And that it stacked up if

you didn't pay it?

And that there's, like, no fucking jobs?

Right? Like, how do they expect millions of people to get a job and, like...

Like, who knew that being a grown -up was so fucking expensive?

I know.

They'll just keep stacking up.

I know.

Like... utility bills, and, like, water bills, and cell phone bills.

The rent. Rent is so much.

Oh, my God. Like, why does it cost this fucking much? There's no way they have

this much money to pay it all off for us, either. No, no way. Like, they're,

yeah. We're kind of in a bind.

This is not awesome.

Well, this is quite a situation.

I don't know.

I mean, they're out there hooking.

Yeah, I know. On the street.

Not even, like, high -priced escorting. I know. Just corner hooking. We've got

to stop that completely.

I mean, honestly, like, you know, I'm liberal. If sex work's what they want to

do, that's one thing. But on the street, I mean, like... Okay, so the street's

done, so we've got to get them off the street. Which we've done. Now they're

here.

Well, and like I said, I'm liberal enough.

If sex work... They are old enough to do sex work.

Well, we can't stop them. So, and we're obviously not opposed as our own actions

indicate. Well, look. So, I mean, there's a... You're right, we were out

looking for hookers.

So there's like a right way and a wrong way to do things.

Okay, so maybe... Yeah, they need money too.

Because, I mean, both of them, I mean, it's not like they're in trouble maybe.

They probably messed up with some bad people.

Why do you think they got it over their head with bills? Probably having to pay

for a day and food, and they don't realize things cost money.

We got to get whoever's probably, like, after them off them, and we got to show

them that if they're going to do a thing, there's a right way to do a

There's, like, a bad way to do a thing. Look, I mean, what they're looking for

is a potential benefactor, and, I mean, we both already take care of our kids.

Maybe.

You just take care of mine, and I'll take care of yours financially.

Right, but we've got to teach them.

It's not a handout.

They've got to work.

Listen, the biggest problem is that we were out there, too.

You know we didn't expect to run into them. Yeah, but we could have just been

driving through the thing. Yeah, but we know the truth. We were out there

looking for some hookers, too.

Well, we found some hookers.

Yeah, but the horrible part is that they're our dogs.

Okay, look, so they're going to do it for a living.

I'll pay yours. You pay mine. We both looked out of the way. They're both

overage. Whatever they want to do is whatever they want to do.

Well, yeah.

You're going to do it anyway, right? Well, like I said, there's a right way

a wrong way. This is the right way.

Okay. But we just got to keep it like, you know, under wraps.

We'll keep them here.

And that's how we'll keep them here.

I'll pay yours. You pay mine.

We don't tell anybody else about this. All right.

All right. Let's go. Let's go. Communicate.

Well, we had a long conversation.

And outside of being ridiculously disappointed when you guys being on the

like that, I still can't get over that part.

I know. It's so dangerous. You guys were out there, too. What were you doing

calling for pussy out there?

You're right, they were on the hooker corner. No, wait a minute, wait a

Now that's not really true.

If there's demand, there will be supply.

Okay, that's not what we're talking about, young lady, okay?

Your father has some ideas, and I have some ideas, and we put our heads

together, and we came up with a solution that's going to be good for everybody.

Right.

Right?

Okay, so one of the problems here is that you're just having sex with random

people, right?

You don't...

You don't know anything about them. You could catch something. I mean, it sounds

safe, okay?

So, if you're hell -bent on being sex workers, it'd be better to have sex with

some people you know.

And still get paid.

What do you mean?

Well,

I thought that, you know, maybe he would pay for your

bills and I would pay for yours. Because you have debt.

It would be ridiculous if I paid for yours for that. And you chose a

and, you know, it's important to be good at your profession.

To the end of that, you guys can go get a little 9 to 5 job for $14 an hour.

Oh, gross.

I mean... But we're fine with that too.

Of course.

So... I mean... We don't want to be doing that. We're just doing the right

thing. Yeah, to teach you guys the lesson. The right thing. Teach you guys

lesson. I'd fuck your dad.

I'd fuck your dad.

I mean, we were going to fuck some random bitches anyways.

I guess that's cool.

Okay, so it's settled.

Yeah, so we have a deal, right?

Deal? Yeah, we good?

Deal.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

God, fuck.

Yes.

So, yes.

Thank you.

I'm home.

Fucking God!

off the street, you can hook it home.

I think this is a pretty good way to make.