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I mean, I know they're favorite, but I don't think they're in season.

Hey,

what's up, Nate?

Hey, how's it going, man? Doing fantastic.

How y 'all doing?

Doing pretty good. Yeah, just saw that neighborhood menace, Dennis and Mr.

Wilson, and figured I'd come say hi to y 'all.

Yeah.

Namaz. Oh, got some groceries, huh?

Yeah, I went to the store. We're cooking dinner tonight.

All right. Cool, cool.

Yeah. Well, I actually was wondering if I could ask you a question or maybe a

few questions if that's cool.

Shoot. I mean, what kind of questions?

Nothing too, like, extreme. Just, you know, normal questions.

Normal stuff.

I mean, why not, babe?

Yeah, sure. Let's do it. All right.

Cool. Want to get in the house? Yeah, sure, man.

Appreciate y 'all. Help us in the back there. Yeah, please, please.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks, bro. Oh, yeah.

All right.

Going to be a little more professional in the future, but I think this will

for right now.

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

All right. We'll start off easy.

Did you guys fuck on your first date?

We did.

Okay. All right. Moving on.

Have you ever cheated?

You mean ever or in this particular relationship?

Well, in this relationship.

No, ever.

All right, then.

What would you consider sexting cheating?

Yes.

It depends.

It depends?

I mean, sexting.

You're still taking time out of your day to go behind my back texting someone

sexually. Yeah, but you're not actually meeting with the person. It's just

flirting at work, you know? So you flirt at work?

No, no, I'm not saying me. I'm not flirting at work. But you're defending

sexting and flirting at work right now. It has nothing to do with me. I'm just

saying, like, it's not actual cheating. But you're defending it, which means you

probably... Do you want to do that? Is that what you do? No, not me. Let's drop

the flirting, babe.

The interview is over.

Why don't you get the fuck out? Alright.

There's a lot of sexual chemistry and tension going on right there. I'll come

back later. No, you will not. Okay.

Part two. Alright, y 'all.

Okay.

Alright.

I just don't understand why you were defending flirting and sexing. I wasn't

defending it. I was just elaborating on an actual fact, you know.

Oh, it made me look dumb.

Fucked up. And, like, you telling him that, like, we fucking first date. Is

what you tell everybody? No, no, absolutely. He did this. He's a fucking

pervert. I'm so sorry, but come on. I don't know. That's something that could

have been kept private.

I know I love you so much.

This is the very first time.

I know.

I'm sorry. Oh my

god,

I can't do this.

Oh shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God. She's looking at me.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

That came out.

That's good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

That's...

Fuck.

Thank you.