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Hi, my name is Julianna Marie.

And I'm Thea Summers. Welcome to Reptile Labs.

And today we have a concept for you.

Woke fishers. What is a woke fisher?

Well, like a chameleon, it's a man who's willing to change himself for a girl.

We put a lot of work into this. And we had a lot of fun filming this. And we're

very excited to show you guys.

Such a gentleman.

Thank you. Of course.

Don't let anyone tell you that Chivalry's dead.

You know, I was quite surprised to find such a handsome guy like you on a

Christian Connect app.

Most of the guys on there are old perverts.

The audacity of some people. I could never.

But I do want to say thank you for agreeing to sit down and have dinner

Wow, I've never been somewhere so traditional before.

This place is awesome.

And their dishes are all locally sourced.

I'm a huge supporter of all BIPOC -owned businesses.

No way! I am too! That's so conscious of you!

Yeah, and the owner, being a woman, total girlboss energy.

Am I right? Oh my god, so what's a handsome guy like you doing on a dating

anyway? Well, to be entirely honest, I'm a little shy.

And I've been finding it incredibly difficult to meet modest women with

values and a deep faith.

It just seems like most girls these days don't want to settle, and they

especially don't want to have a family.

I completely get it.

I, too, know how it feels for men to not want to settle, and they just want to

have sex before marriage.

It just seems like the world is turning upside down.

It's almost as if all values are being lost.

But I am thankful to have found a woman like you.

Oh, my God. We're wearing the same shirt.

I am seriously so excited to look at the specials. I'm starving.

Honestly, same. I'm literally shaking right now. I've been at a rally all day,

and I totally forgot to eat. What was the action for?

It was for aquariums to meet the minimum tank standard sizes for all whales.

Animals have rights, too.

That is so true.

You really are one in a million.

Oh, how so?

Well, I don't normally let people come home with me after the first date, but I

was just having so much fun with you at the restaurant.

I feel the same way, and I'm really glad that we got to continue our

conversation.

I will say I was a bit nervous, though.

I thought maybe you wanted to do more.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm saving myself for marriage.

But I wouldn't mind a kiss.

Permit me, gentlemen.

I would love to continue, but I told you before I'm saving myself for marriage.

Oh, it's okay.

My church told me that if a man comes on the outside, it doesn't count as sex.

I've never heard that before.

Yeah. My pastor, he told me that sex is for procreation, you know, according to

the Bible.

And by that definition, that means that if there's no feet, then there's no

procreation, which means...

It's not really fair.

Well, I guess if your pastor said that, it must be true.

Trust me, this is going to be a godly experience.

You know, it's so rare to meet a guy like you. You're so emotionally open and

mature.

What can I say? We men? We're nothing without our fierce women to totally

deconstruct our toxic male masculinity.

Most guys just don't get that. You know what? I'm doing a French movie wave

marathon on Friday.

You want to come?

Why wait for capitalist constructs like the weekend?

Honestly, yeah. Just go now.

You know what? Yeah. Let's go.

Oh my god. This is Bob.

I love watching Dr. Dwan. I love living.

happy with your performance right now. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

You just gotta try harder.

Is that better?

Yeah. Just like that.

Do you feel that you should...

Your pleasure is my number one priority.

Is that pretty little pussy?

with you.

like every man should.

Make all the aquariums bigger.

Like you're about to make my pussy bigger.

I'm working hard for my pretty mouth.

Oh, the activists would be so proud of you. Oh, they would.

It turned me on so much.

Oh, I'm fine.

Oh,

I'm faking it. I'm faking it as well.

Oh, I'm going to milk after that. Stop it. Come on. Oh, my God.

It's totally in your power.

Every last bit of that.

Oh,

my

God.

This little cup tastes so good.

Yeah, I want to feel in your power.

Oh, that you fucking do.

Oh, my God. Every last drop will come out of that cog, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to take control of you.

Oh, my God. I'm going to kill you real quick.

Oh, Slag.

Oh, I just let that woman power speak with that mouth of yours.

Oh, Slag.

This is the same mouth that fights for animal rights.

Oh, Slag.

Oh my god, it was like, this thing is so big it could fund a charity.

Oh my god,

it was like...

There's no way it could

save the world by itself. Oh my god.

God, if Ryan isn't a cock, I swear, I've never felt so in tune with someone

before.

Just grunt away at that male hierarchy.

You know, you love it when a woman is on top of you, don't you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're showing my plaits. Yeah, you love being beneath women.

Oh, slick.

Oh, slick, yeah. Back to the top, just like you should.

Oh, Blake, that feels so fucking good.

I'm gonna ride you just like I rode my way to the top of the fucking

championship in braiding.

Blake, I've got to feel you inside of me.

Alright, you'll get extra Murph for this one.

be proud of you right now.

Yes, she would.

She'd probably want to join.

Maybe it's best we not tell her.

okay to get fucked.

Yeah, you read for him.

Yeah, show me.

Yeah, take off that skirt and bareback.

Give us this day our daily pussy.

Pussy for God.

That holy pussy.

Uh -huh.

Cleanse all my sins away.

Oh, yeah. This is such a perfect Christian girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Holy crap.

Yeah. Get real holy on that cock.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Oh, that's it. That's it.

Oh, just follow that more store home. Come on. Oh, I'm coming. I'm following

I'm following it.

Yes.

Oh, my

God.

That'll be a part of you.

He's looking that tight, little pussy.

Oh, you love every bit of it.

Pussy squeezing your cock so fucking tight.

You're pumping it out of me.

I'm going to keep fucking riding until I know the last fucking drop will come

out of you.

I'm dying.

Oh my god.

Every man needs a woman like you.

Yeah, they need a strong, independent woman to ride their cock.

Oh my god.

I'm not even taking control.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Have you marked this call?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, are you stable on me like you meant to? Yeah.

It's just in my genes, fuck.

Are you fucking meant to be a pedo to a woman like me?

in terms of...

13 cents right now. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I said, come on, man.

Please, please, please. Yes, yes.

of it, honestly.

You know, there's this great vegan ramen spot I have nearby.

It's an incredible spot.

Hey!

Now that that's over, do you think you want to go to church with me tomorrow

begin... Actually, you know what the time is. Why don't you go ahead and call

me? Wait, what are you...