Original subtitles

[Taylor] I'm at loss of words for where MomTok is now today.

"Will you be The Bachelorette?"

[Jen] The last thing I need is to talk to Whitney.

[Jessi] She knew what the fuck she was doing.

Like, are you just done with the show altogether?

[Taylor] I did not think we'd ever be at this point.

[shushes]

Originally, we wanted to move from the outdated LDS ways.

We have a platform that the generation didn't have before us.

So I got this offer.

[Demi] Pleasure toys for days!

[Taylor] We were raised to be these housewives.

[reporter] They did get some backlash in their community,

radically changing the image of Mormon culture.

MomTok is busier than ever...

[host] MomTok is in the building!

...and with that comes a divide.

Zac is officially not doing med school.

What's happening right now isn't working.

[Mikayla] I think we both just feel very stuck.

[Jace] Well, maybe it would be a good idea to not talk every day.

[Zac] It's Dancing with the Stars, Reality TV Jen,

-and Jen as a wife is-- -Um. Mm-mm.

I don't know what we have to do

to get away from these clout-chasing men.

This is just a zombie marriage.

[Jessi] I feel like my whole world is falling apart right now.

[Whitney] Jen, no one wanted you around!

I was the one that vouched for you every fucking time!

You look guilty AF.

Your stories don't add up.

[Demi] I wanna go home! [sobbing]

Is this what I think it is? You told me you were gonna stop.

[Taylor] [crying] I pray, like, every day.

[Mayci] She is representing MomTok, and it's not a good look.

[Jessi] Have you talked to Dakota?

[Jordan] He did tell me he's seeing somebody.

He does not care about you.

[Jessi] It's him trying to sabotage Taylor's The Bachelorette.

-That's exactly what's happening. -100%.

[Taylor] It's a lot, but it's so exciting, and I think there's a lot more coming.

She goes, "I haven't had my period yet, Dakota."

Is she gonna be a pregnant Bachelorette?

[Taylor groans]

[♪ tense, dramatic music playing]

-[♪ theme music playing] -♪ Come thee saints ♪

♪ And come thee sinners ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Listen up ♪

♪ I'm the one you've been dreaming of ♪

♪ I've got everything you could ever want ♪

♪ Try me and you'll see I'll bring you to your knees ♪

♪ Baby, you're gonna believe ♪

♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪

♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪

♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪

♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪

♪ Temptation ♪

[♪ intense music playing]

[♪ "Rise Like a River" by Ryan Innes & Seibold playing]

♪ Rise through the waters ♪

♪ Run like a river ♪

♪ I will rise, rise, rise ♪

♪ Rise through the waters... ♪

[Taylor] 'Kay, do you know how to tape a box?

Uh, I've done this a few times.

Me and Miranda moved a bunch.

This is pretty crazy. Look at this.

-Who'd have thought we'd be here? -[Taylor] I know.

Starting a... new chapter.

Helping you move.

-[laughs] -♪ Tell me something ♪

♪ Hold me closer ♪

-♪ 'Cause you know this isn't over ♪ -Aye!

♪ We can take it slow ♪

[makes kissing sound] Just kidding. [laughs]

Let's do that again. Now that I know you're gonna jump.

Well, I was gonna jump in the arms,

-and then you can, like-- -'Kay, I'll hold you like this.

One, two, three, jump. Then we'll do that.

[Taylor] So, ever since Chase apologized,

honestly, our friendship blossomed.

I owe you a sincere apology about the way that I acted.

Life's just crazy. I woulda never thought we'd be here.

-Should we kiss for old time's sake? -[Taylor gasps]

[Taylor] No!

It's been really good.

I mean, I think people forget we were friends for five years

before any of the swinging was going on.

And we thought it'd be funny to make a TikTok,

because him and I like to get under people's skin,

and, you know, joke.

Not only that, our exes did make a TikTok together,

so we're like, "Hey, let's-- We-- We'll play back."

Like, it's almost been a year since I broke up with Dakota.

It was time for a change. And I want it all fresh, like, gone.

'Cause you guys lived here together for a little bit, right?

Mm-hm. This is where we brought home our baby,

and it's just, like-- There's a lot of stuff here, memories.

Which is good,

but I need to kinda like put it in my past and move forward.

So, I just have been focusing,

I feel like, on myself, and, like, healing,

rather than jumping into another relationship.

Far as Dakota and I, um...

I-- I would love to say

that things are going great as co-parents, and it's so nice and healthy,

but it's just not. And it's-- I don't know when it will be.

As of now, things are just to a point

of, like, I think, less communication is better for us.

And so, I took the summer

and did pretty much absolutely nothing but stay home,

stay with my children, praying a lot, and being like,

"Guide me in whatever direction I'm supposed to be in.

I'm listening. Please help me."

Think I'm coming out of it and being like, "Okay, like, maybe I could.

Like, let's open up."

Do you think you could date anyone that you've known from the past already,

-or would it have to be someone new? -[sighs] I'm open-minded, to be honest.

But you have a very specific type.

I mean, look at your exes hanging out.

They're, like, besties that look alike, so.

Like, blondes?

-Yeah. -Crush is not blonde.

I think you know her.

[Taylor laughs]

Yeah, I'd do that in a heartbeat.

I would never work out with Chase.

Too messy, I would never go there.

Best to keep him in the friend zone, uh, for now.

♪ I go high, they can't keep up ♪

♪ I'm the baddest from the jump ♪

♪ Don't need practice, don't need patience ♪

♪ Got it dripping off my tongue ♪

♪ I'm a baller, I'm the best... ♪

-I'm in, like, Mom-mode. -Septem-- Aug-- August.

It's August?

Oh, my gosh. How much time do we have?

Obviously, I'm not pregnant. I'm skinnier.

I have a cute little newborn.

It was the most painful thing of my entire life.

I don't know why I signed up to give birth unmedicated.

[Mikayla screams]

Since I've had Lottie, my skin and my health has kind of flipped 180,

and kind of went through a flare again.

So, I've been focusing a lot on my health,

and trying to get that back in check.

And also, my marriage, intimacy issues.

Yeah. It's-- It's a lot, for sure.

Candlelit dinner for two. Oh, it is so cute in here.

[Mayci] It is so cute.

Had to make sure my thing wasn't showing.

-The breastfeeding pad, like-- -Oh, no, same.

I'm so tired, I'm not gonna lie--

Well, it is crazy, like, how busy everything is now.

It's like we're all having babies.

-Yeah. -We're all going out of town.

Like, Layla, I think, is doing, like, New York Fashion Week.

I've been working on the book.

Everyone has, like, all these crazy opportunities.

MomTok has just been blowing up .

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives was nominated for an Emmy?

[Mayci] So crazy to me that, like, so many people around the world

know who we are.

I have my book tour coming up, which I'm so excited for.

It's been a long time in the making.

Other than that, my brain is blank.

I think this is worse than pregnancy brain.

I have postpartum brain.

Um... Lordy, I'm blank. [laughs]

I'm excited for-- like, to see all the babies together.

-I know! -For the first time!

It's gonna be so cute.

Mayci, Jen, and I are planning a Sip & See for everyone

to meet our new babies, Penelope, Charli, and Lottie.

I saw a cute TikTok of someone doing a Sip & See for their baby,

and I thought it was the cutest idea

for all three of us to get our babies together,

get MomTok together, and get everyone back in the same room,

and meeting our cute little babies.

We're sipping on breast milk, duh.

I'm kidding. [laughs]

Okay, should we call Jen and talk to her about our invite list

-for the Sip & See? -Yeah.

-[Jen] [on speakerphone] Hey, girl. -[Mikayla] Hello!

[Jen] Can you believe I answered?

Have you started dancing yet?

[Jen] You know what, I haven't.

You guys are gonna have to pray for me. I'm not even kidding you.

I'm literally praying for my life that, like, I don't pee myself onstage

'cause, like, I sneeze, and I literally pee myself.

You should reach out to our contact that we had for that pad company.

[laughter]

Life has been crazy since Penny has been born.

Whitney and I are on Dancing with the Stars.

I just landed a big brand deal with Ben Affleck.

-I would be so stressed. -Oh, my gosh.

Zac is officially not doing med school.

[lip-syncing] We're not generally comfortable in an office setting.

[lip-syncing] I am no good before 11:00 a.m.

He's just gonna support me and, and my goals and career right now.

Think his focus is him being a dad.

If you were to ask me two years ago,

I thought I would've been a stay-at-home mom,

and would've been supporting Zac through med school,

but clearly, that didn't happen.

I don't know what the future holds,

but, hopefully, the future means living near the beach.

I know. They're all gonna be future besties.

They-- They're gonna be the future MomTok.

Yeah. Who are you inviting, by the way?

I'm gonna invite Whitney.

You're inviting Demi?

We're inviting Demi.

Oh.

I still think a lot of us do not trust Demi

after everything that happened,

even though the kumbaya softened things.

Jessi and Demi were definitely at war the last year over Marciano.

Marciano told me that you guys have been having an affair.

We did have an emotional affair, if that's what you wanna call it.

I kissed him twice.

He told me that you guys, like, had sex.

We did not have sex.

Demi, you know what you did. Why are you playing dumb?

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

You haven't been conspiring with Marciano?

-[Demi] No! -[Layla] And threatening him

to say that they had sex?

Fuck you!

Fuck you, Demi! You know nothing about the situation!

You know nothing! Demi! You know nothing!

And it feels like Jen and Demi still have unresolved issues.

Obviously, I wanna walk out here and be like, "Oh, I understand Demi.

Like, I can see her, I wanna move forward."

But to be honest, I'm even more confused now.

But I'm really hoping there isn't gonna be drama or fights breaking out,

because the focus should really be on the babies.

-It hurts. -Your boobs look massive.

Your boobs get massive, too, don't they, Jen?

-We're like, "Aaah!" -♪ Hallelujah ♪

-Just spraying everywhere. Like a gun. -[Mikayla] I'm dead.

♪ Oh, gimme ♪

♪ Something good ♪

♪ Don't make me wait now ♪

♪ Gimme ♪

♪ Something good ♪

♪ 'Cause I like the way... ♪

-What are you doing? -So, I got some new stuff.

Let's see it.

That's cute.

And so, I got this one.

-I got-- This one's a different one. -Okay, that's cute.

You don't know how to fold.

-Just let me. -[Jordan] Oh, my God.

Jordan and I are doing better than we were,

but it's still up and down.

Anyone who's been in a cycle like ours, where there's been hurt on both ends,

will know that it doesn't happen overnight.

There wasn't a single day for the last three years, we didn't fight.

I'm the main breadwinner, and he wasn't doing anything to help.

It's fucked up, and it's completely not okay.

The question that I have to ask myself is,

are you still the person that I wanna be with?

[Jessi] Even though my separation with Jordan was really hard,

it was almost like a restart button for us.

I do love that Jordan's making an effort to change.

He has put a lot of work and, and time into therapy.

And we've just been through so much together.

Like, I do love him, and I don't want to break up my family.

But we still fight and bicker a lot.

So, I talked to producers today,

and they were asking me questions about DadTok going to the Villa.

They were asking me, like, who's single, who's available,

like, what is-- what does it all look like?

Last year, MomTok went to Vanderpump Villa overseas,

where Lisa Vanderpump shows you what real hospitality looks like.

The dads would always joke about going to Vanderpump Villa

after the moms went last year.

And I talked to my manager about it,

and the next day, we got the call that we were invited.

You know, I know that not even that long ago,

I would've been, like, super opposed to going, and--

Just 'cause he might be there, or why?

I mean, I'm sure he's gonna be there.

[Jessi] What makes it different now? Like, why aren't you as opposed?

I don't want to turn down an opportunity for myself,

-or for DadTok as a whole, like-- -Mm-hm. Yeah.

I'm not gonna let my distaste for, for Marciano

to, to dictate, like, what I'm gonna do.

-Yeah. -This is probably the first time

that we're really kinda standing on our own two feet.

I would consider myself the founder of DadTok.

So, I think that makes me its leader.

DadTok's a lot funnier than MomTok,

and we have our own place on social media.

I haven't told the guys about the Vanderpump Villa offer yet.

I think this is gonna be a great opportunity for DadTok.

I think it shows that our wives don't have a monopoly on social media.

[Jessi] What if, like, Truth or Dare happens?

Like, that's what happened last year, is like--

-I'm not playing-- -It's not like anyone obviously

comes on to you, but you play a game...

-Let me tell you guys something. -...and it happens.

I believe what you guys did last year at the Villa was inappropriate,

and I don't plan on doing anything inappropriate.

Whatever. I didn't do anything wrong in the Villa.

-Right. -So, I had a great experience.

It was afterwards, so.

But also, I feel like we've been rebuilding trust on both ends,

so, like, obviously, at this point,

if either of us did something, that would be not okay.

Do you think there is gonna be, like... I don't know, a situation

where they have some single girls, or some of the staff members?

Like, what if someone does hit on you?

Like, clearly, that happened last year with the girls,

-so, like, what would you do? -Yeah, of course they're gonna hit on me.

I'm like, "Ugh."

Is this reopening an old wound?

I just wonder if it's gonna set us backwards,

especially if Marciano is there.

Look at what happened to both Demi and I's marriages

after Italy last year.

No one's safe, no one's marriage is off limits,

and I think Jordan still has a lot of healing to do with that situation.

And it worries me that it's gonna trigger him.

Crazy how much you guys are in the drama.

The boys are, like, more in the drama than the girls sometimes.

Well, you guys start it, and we just have to get-- join in,

-because we're m-- -No.

♪ I get what I want, when I want, how I want ♪

♪ With these fly looks that I flaunt ♪

♪ Who's gonna say no to me? ♪

♪ No to me, no to me, no to me ♪

-[Miranda] Knock knock. -[Layla] Hello!

I'm getting you some water,

but do you want, like, a snack or anything?

Um, I'm okay. I just ate, actually. Thank you.

Since we wrapped last season,

I have been finally starting to dive back into the dating pool again.

After Chase and I split, I was in a relationship,

but that ended a while ago now, I mean, it's been months.

And I'm just now starting to put myself back out there again.

I'm still, you know, co-parenting with Chase.

I also started a fitness program with my trainer.

It's called Muscle Mommy Tok.

So, yeah, it's been fun.

Lots, lots of things going on.

So, how are things with Mase?

Good. I'm obsessed with him.

-He's so cute. -Aw!

You guys ended up together, you would be Brooks's and Coco's aunt.

-I would love that. -You would be my kids' aunt.

-Yeah. -That's crazy!

I'm finally official with my boyfriend, Mason,

which is also Chase's brother.

Obviously, it's not ideal to date brothers.

However, I do think it's very common in Utah.

I like Mason a lot.

I just feel like me and him align a lot with values and morals.

I feel like in past relationships,

I almost tried to change myself for the person

because I wanted to be loved so badly by that person.

But I feel like with Mason, I don't need to change myself.

He loves me for who I am.

-We'd be family! We'd be sisters. -I know!

[Layla] No, but he-- It's just funny, though,

'cause I remember telling you,

I was like, "I don't want to get in a relationship anytime soon,"

like, "I don't want to date anyone.

I wanna be single." It's been fun.

That's literally-- It's like when you're not looking for it

-is typically when it happens. -Yes, when it happens.

Whose wedding is it that you're going to, by the way?

It's one of Mason's cousins.

Do you know if his family knows that you dated Chase?

They have to. It's on the show.

It's, like, things like that. Like, it is what it is.

And I'm like-- Kind of a slay. Like, the whole family.

-[Miranda laughing] -Like, his dad is next.

-I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. -Yeah.

Speaking of Chase...

-Um... -I'm scared.

I'm like, "Speaking of your ex-husband--"

Anytime anybody brings him up, I'm like... [whimpers]

Mason mentioned to me that Taylor and Chase went on a little date.

Feelings can for sure develop.

Well, they did.

And honestly, Taylor, I always thought you were, like,

one of the coolest people ever.

Only thing that I can really think of in this scenario

is how does Miranda feel about that?

I mean, her quote unquote "best friend", Taylor, going out with her ex-husband?

Interesting. That's just all I have to say.

-[Miranda laughing] -This one's kind of, like, weird, though.

Now, I mean, I'm not the only one that's been on a date with Chase.

[♪ tense music playing]

Taylor went on a date with Chase.

-Was that a date? -I think so.

-Oh, God. -You need to fill me in on that.

Did he tell you anything?

'Cause that's-- I never expected that to happen.

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't pre--

it wasn't presented to me like it was a date situation.

Two people grabbing food with no one else present...

-Oh, was it, like, at, like a... -...I fear that's a date.

-...at a restaurant? -Yeah.

[Miranda] I thought it was like a-- Oh.

Taylor didn't tell you anything?

No.

I heard it was, like, they grabbed coffee,

talked about-- tried to put water under the bridge,

-like, that was it, you know? -Yeah, yeah.

That's what used to happen with the whole swinging scandal.

She would purposely not tell you some information,

like, Chase having a crush on her.

It's like past coming to the future.

There are trust issues already,

like, underlying trust issues from the past.

For her, if it got to where, like, they were actually, like--

Seeing each other?

That's-- That is when I would flip a switch.

'Cause I feel like people even sometimes

will make comments like, "How is Miranda okay

with, like, Layla ever dating Chase?"

Me and you were not close.

-But at that point, he wasn't my husband. -Yeah.

Like, with the Taylor thing, he was my husband.

I would think that she would be worried

that I would think they're dating, or whatev-- or, you know,

and, and want to get ahead of that,

and since that's not the case, it feels, like, shady.

-Mm, Miranda. -[crying] Sorry.

[Layla] Wait, I love you.

[♪ melancholy music playing]

Wow, I was not expecting to get emotional.

-No, it's fine. -Ugh.

It was just years of my life that, like, I spent ruminating

over, like, the hurt that she caused.

And so, I'm like, I'm happy with where I am in life.

-I'm really proud of myself. -You should be.

And so, I'm just like, I don't wanna give them that power,

of, like, allowing them to, like, take that headspace again.

I love you. Aw.

You've done such an amazing job, like,

navigating all of this the past couple years,

and I think bring it up with her,

because, I think, already, you crying right now,

I feel like you're able to tell

that there is definitely a lot of feelings towards this.

I would expect more from Taylor than I do Chase.

It's the principle of the situation, given where we came from.

What I wanted so badly in our friendship

was that communication, and that transparency,

and that honesty that I felt like I was owed,

way back when Chase said he had feelings for her,

or, or whatever it was.

Like, I wanted that openness.

I will. I'll keep you posted.

-We'll see how it goes at the Sip & See. -Yeah.

I think it's pretty obvious that coming back to MomTok,

I had some reservations.

And if Taylor and I spent all this time

trying to rebuild our friendship after so much damage,

I don't wanna be humiliated again.

♪♪

♪ Let the good times roll ♪

♪♪

♪ Woo-hoo ♪

♪ Let the good times roll ♪

[Mikayla] Today is mine, Jen, and Mayci's Sip & See.

This will be the first time

that all the girls in MomTok are back together in the same room

since Ever's Blessing of Comfort.

She's so hungry. I'm trying to hold her off.

-You look so cute! -Oh, thank you.

I feel like, because there's babies, there's newborns,

there're all the happy hormones there,

that nothing too crazy is gonna happen.

At least I hope not.

[Jen] Where is baby?

Oh, she's so precious.

I wish she was awake. I almost wanna take her out.

This is the new generation of MomTok, right here.

♪ I got that dream ♪

♪ I got that... ♪

Mmm, this is the best.

Getting makeup on, and Baylee playing with my hair,

it's like, I-- like, I just-- it could put me to sleep.

Ready Freddy.

[Whitney] Jen and I are going on Dancing with the Stars.

Tomorrow, Conner and I are moving to LA.

Feel like I've just barely come back into this group

and started building relationships again, and now I'm leaving.

It's bittersweet.

-[Mikayla] Hi. -You look amazing.

-[Mikayla] Thank you. -You look [indistinct].

Well, you know I love this color on you.

Mikayla, never would I ever think that we would get back to that point

of even touching each other.

Not everything's about you.

You're the one making it about me!

You're so delusional.

'Kay. Let's fucking do it!

I don't think anyone cares to have an actual friendship with you.

I see the light at the end of the tunnel, and I'm starting to feel that hope again.

I can't. Like, there's too many babies here,

I'm, like, getting emotional about it. I'm like--

Mayci, she's perfect.

Thank you.

♪ You know life is what you make it ♪

♪ I make mine ♪

♪ Every day, get to the bank ♪

♪ See, I don't waste time ♪

[Miranda] I'm so excited to meet the babies,

but I... know that I'll see Taylor,

and I, you know, have those uncomfortable emotions.

Eventually, I'll have to get to the bottom of it.

-Got it? -[Bret] Mm-hm.

Cute. Bring it over here.

-Hi! Hello. -Hello.

-[Zac] You see who's here? -[Jen] Yeah.

Demi and Bret are here.

[groans]

Who invited them?

Um... not me. [laughs]

I am still shocked

that everyone allowed her to come back to MomTok.

I mean, she's left us how many times?

I can't even keep track.

This is so cute.

-We got a fun game for you. -What if you won--

No way! We're doing that right now?

[Mikayla] Yeah, you're in charge of the remote, so.

[gasps] Shut-- Shut up.

I've waited my whole life for this moment.

I don't think it's gonna bleed, I think it's just gonna give me a shock.

-I have to control it. -I'm helping you.

-I'm helping you. -No! I have to control it.

Okay.

Giving birth hurts like a bitch,

so we're making our husbands experience that as well.

So, we got a stim machine to make fake "contractions,"

so they can feel how we felt carrying their children.

Oh.

Look, I'm-- My stomach is convulsing.

[laughing] Stop! Oh!

[Mayci] I told you, he's the biggest baby.

Jace is at the highest. It won't even go any higher.

-What is he on? -Thirty!

Jace, my man, is sticking strong.

Oh, shit!

There is something fun about watching them being tortured.

I don't know what it is inside of me that really just lights up

seeing these men in pain.

-[Jace] Breathe, Zac! -Breathe.

[groans]

♪ Scars don't fade that easy ♪

♪ Pain don't heal on cue ♪

[Jessi] Is there a gift table? Or should we just...

-Yeah, where do we put all the gifts? -I don't know. Maybe we should just

-hand it to them. -Do you see gifts anywhere?

Oh. Well, I guess we could just set 'em down, and then--

-Let's just go ask... -[Jessi] Here, let's get a drink.

-Is everyone coming today? -[Miranda] Layla's not.

-Oh, she's not? -Yeah.

-Where was she again? Oh, she's still-- -She's at a wedding.

-[Taylor] Hi, guys. -[Bret] Hey. How you doing?

-[Taylor] How are you? -[Bret] Is Dakota coming?

-[Taylor] I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. -Right.

[Miranda] Be right back.

-[Jordan] I want him to move on. -[Taylor] Yeah.

-Same. -He won't. I've tried.

I've-- Literally, I'm like, "Dude, do it."

And he's like, "Ah, I just don't"--

Like, I think he always holds onto hope.

He does. And that's, like, I appreciate it,

but I'm like, at this point, like, it's just-- it is-- it's done.

[Miranda] Not to be a party crasher.

-[Taylor] Hi, hello. -How are you?

[Taylor] Good, how are you?

-Sorry, hands are a little full right now. -Oh, you're fine.

Um, have you gotten food yet?

I'm starving.

-Good talk. Good talk, yeah. [laughs] -[Jordan] Good chatting with you.

Oh, God.

Oh, my gosh. [sighs] I need food.

Mm. Anyways. How are things with you?

[Miranda] I went to Layla's the other day.

She was like, you and Chase went to a restaurant,

like, it was, like, more of a date.

I didn't tell Miranda about the "date", if you will, or whatever,

our coffee date that led to dinner, whatever it was,

because I, obviously, don't think anything of it.

It's easy to be his friend, but never date him.

I feel like we always kept it appropriate,

besides the one time he told me he had feelings for me.

I understand why it's triggering for you, given our past.

Think it just kinda took me back to that time.

I was like, I think Taylor and I worked really hard to get where we're at,

and I would be so shocked

if she would, like, be able to throw all of that out the window...

-Yeah. -...especially for Chase.

-Yeah. Yeah. -I mean, no offense to him,

but, like, for Chase?

When I'm telling you that there's nothing there, there's nothing.

-Yeah. Okay. -And that is facts.

[Miranda] No, well, I appreciate, appreciate you telling me.

But I am sorry if that did-- Like, I didn't even think about it.

But it's like, I wouldn't do that.

No, yeah.

I'm just hoping that Taylor and I can put all of this behind us,

please God, once and for all,

and we can have a fun single girl era.

I think we've both been in need of that for a long time,

and we can leave our baby daddies in the dust.

[laughs]

-'Kay, thanks for talking, though. -Oh, yeah, sorry.

-Yeah, of course. -[Whitney] Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, you're fine. You're fine. We were literally just finishing up.

[Mayci] We're going outside.

[Mikayla] I have to release these butterflies.

-You wanna come see? -[Beckham] Real butterflies in there?

[Mayci] It's for a new beginning.

Okay. We're starting with a prayer.

[Mayci] Just do it.

Okay. These are butterflies

'cause it symbols, obviously, a new beginning.

I don't know how many new beginnings we need--

Can I go first? Um, so I have a little announcement,

-something kind of exciting for the boys. -Oh.

So, I made a few calls...

I feel like whenever Jordan makes an announcement,

like, he, like, uses his priesthood voice.

"'Kay, guys, just wanted to tell you,

like, what a great opportunity for DadTok."

This isn't about you, Jordan.

This is about new beginnings with the butterflies.

This is not about DadTok.

And the boys are now officially invited to go to the Villa.

-[group] No! -[Jordan] We're going to Vanderpump Villa.

[Mayci] Oh, my God.

-[Mikayla] Congrats, boys! -[group cheering]

-[Jordan] Should be a good time. -It just started raining.

Is that a bad omen?

So, me, Zac, Conner, Mason, and Chase.

-And Jacob. -Oh. Jacob, you're not invited.

No, Jacob's invited. We'll have to figure out who wants to go.

And Dakota's coming. Dakota will be coming.

-Which should be good. Um... -[Mayci] Wow!

He can thank you for his career. You're-- He should be thanking you, Tay.

Why the fuck is Jordan going to the Villa?

In my head, I'm like, "Are you trying to get some revenge here?

What's gonna happen there?"

But then I hear Dakota got invited, and doesn't shock me.

Wow, sounds like a party.

[Taylor sputtering, laughing]

[Miranda] So, is that all the dads?

-Are you going? Were you invited? -[Bret] Me?

-[Taylor] Yeah. -I wasn't invited.

I wonder what it was.

-I guess we'll never know. -[Mikayla] That's crazy.

-[Jordan] Yeah. -[Bret] Yeah.

Yeah, isn't that crazy?

[laughs]

Interesting.

I think it's a really good thing for DadTok to stand on our own two feet,

and to not be always at the heels of what MomTok's got going on.

[laughs] Technically, it is at the heels of what we did.

Well, technically we're going and standing on our own two feet,

so I think it'll be a good opportunity for DadTok.

What opportunity, though?

Why'd you go?

-'Cause I got a free trip to Europe. -There you go.

Personally, it sounds like my worst nightmare

to be stuck in a house with Jordan, Chase, and the others,

but I want Jace to make his own decisions.

But also, I am controlling in a way, because I just had a baby,

so I don't think right now is the best time for him to go.

-[Zac] Is Marciano gonna be there? -[Jordan] That's a good question.

We'll have to see.

[Mikayla] I mean, he does work there, so.

If he's there, I'm, I'm glad that he'll be there to serve me some drinks.

I don't know about that.

Best of luck. I hope it goes well.

I hope you get everything out of it that you're hoping for.

And with that new beginnings...

[Mikayla] Yes, with the new beginnings,

we have some butterflies here to release

with our new lives that we brought into the world.

To new beginnings, new life, new experiences.

New problems from the Villa.

To new beginnings, everybody!

Okay, ready?

-[child] Yeah. -Free!

[all screaming]

[Mayci] Mikayla, don't hit 'em!

[Jordan] This doesn't feel like a new beginning!

Butterflies, fly! Fly away!

I'm not worried.

I didn't go to Vanderpump Villa,

and I'm very glad I didn't because of what happened.

Part of me feels like I don't want Jacob to go for that reason.

However, why not go on a free trip to England?

Who wouldn't want that, you know?

I don't really want Conner to go.

Why would you wanna put yourself in that environment?

I know I'll be sleeping fine 'cause I am not in a relationship.

But I am a little bit worried for everyone else.

The real question is will DadTok survive this?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

♪♪

♪ All of this money ♪

♪ I don't know what to do with it ♪

♪ Hold up, wait a minute ♪

♪ Maybe I'll go spend it ♪

♪ Tell me what you want ♪

♪ And I got you, baby ♪

[speaker] Hey! Look at this guy. I love the shorts.

-You like 'em? -You-- You're raising the bar!

[Chase] Good to see you, dude. Look at this little girly.

Hey, good to meet you. How you doing?

Today, we're getting fitted for custom suits for the Villa,

make sure we're looking really good.

Hello?

Ah! Look who is here.

Tommaso, nice to finally meet you in person.

And it's gonna be interesting to see who's actually down to come to the Villa

because I think there's a lot of wives here that are kinda controlling,

and I feel like a lot of times, there's a double standard.

Wow, look at that!

[♪ regal music playing]

We're getting a little European taste right now.

Feel like I'm already in a villa.

-Tommaso, this is great. -Okay.

[Jacob] You guys nervous?

I bet you're excited.

-I bet you're nervous. -[Jordan] Yeah.

I think nervous is the wrong word. I think it's, it's, it's just anxious.

What about then with the girls, I mean? What's the play there?

That would never even be an option for me.

-[Chase] Good. -That being said, you know,

-you're single, you know? -Yeah.

Dakota's single.

-Twist my arm. -[Jordan] Mason's coming.

Yeah, me and Mase got reached out to for the Vanderpump Villa,

which, I think, immediately, I texted him and was like, "Uh, we're going.

"This is a, you know, all expenses paid trip to London.

Me and you get to hang out; the drinks are flowing."

How are him and Layla doing?

He likes Layla, from what I've gathered.

It was a little more sticky for him, obviously, with a girlfriend,

but I was like, "Dude, we're gonna be fine."

I mean, they're doing Costco dates now, so.

-Costco dates? -It's getting pretty serious.

[Jacob] That's very, like, dating a girl with kids.

-[Chase] Yes, yeah. -[Jacob] He's in that.

Do you think that, that Mason's capable

and interested in being, you know, a father figure?

Oh, I don't know. I just tell Mase-- I don't think Mason thinks that far ahead.

I think Mason's gonna be a loyal guy. I think he's gonna be locked in on that.

I mean, I don't know.

It'd be kinda tough for him, looking like he looks.

It is tough. That is his, his cross to bear.

He looks like a cross between, like, Jesus and Orlando Bloom

-had a, had a CrossFit baby. -Yeah.

♪ Hallelujah ♪

[laughs]

Jordan's really eager to go to the Villa. I don't know why.

I think he's too eager.

I think it's kind of a scene for single people,

and also just the experience our wives had last year.

My first reaction, honestly, was like, "I wasn't gonna go to the Villa

because our, our baby is literally six weeks old."

But then Mayci actually nudged me to, to go,

but I honestly don't think it's a good idea at all for DadTok to go.

It might just turn into a big shit show, so.

I think we should just do something else.

Maybe we should go take the kids to the park

and just hang out in Utah, still.

-Hey. -Zac!

I'm sorry I'm late.

You know how I am. Tommaso, good to see you, brother.

-[Chase] Welcome. -Um...

-Well, what's up? -[Chase] Talking about the Villa.

We're definitely gonna be drinking.

You guys-- It sounds like we'll be the only ones.

-Hell yeah, I'm drinking. -[Chase] Yeah.

-Zac? How's it going, baby? Come on. -[Chase] For sure drinking?

-Some Diet Coke. -[Chase] No!

-Shir-Shirley Temples, extra cherries! -[laughter]

Extra grenadine, baby!

[laughter]

Dude, so, you coming to the Villa, or what?

I would love to have a guys' trip.

But for me, personally,

I don't want to associate myself with people like Marcialago.

"Marcialago." [laughing]

My biggest concern is that he triggers you to the point that you do something...

-Dude, I am not that guy. -...that lands you in trouble.

I'm not that guy anymore.

That's, like, my-- That's my biggest concern.

He's-He's taken ownership.

Yeah, I was gonna say, I've seen that side of Jordan.

-I was scared as hell, so I... -[laughter]

I'm not scared. In any way, shape, or form.

But that's not the intention of going out there.

I'm going out there for me and you guys.

And I'm excited to go there and have a good time,

and if Fuckface wants to try and, you know,

give me his bullshit apology,

he can try, and I'll say, "Well...

fuck yourself." It's that easy.

[♪ "Never Look Better" by Shadow Island playing]

♪ Couldn't get any clearer ♪

♪ Gotta focus on yourself ♪

♪ You can get it nowhere else ♪

♪ I feel amazing, ooh ♪

♪ Got me craving, ooh ♪

♪ A permanent vacation ♪

'Kay, guys. Let's pick up our toys, please.

Conner and I are finally in LA.

We've just moved to this beautiful home.

It makes me feel like it's very old Hollywood, Spanish-y vibes.

-[Lexi] Oh. -Oh. You decided to match me.

You saw what I was wearing,

and you said, "Oh, let me wear the same exact thing as her."

I know I have a history of running away,

but this time, it feels a little bit different.

It feels like I'm running towards this dream that I've always wanted.

Did Zac say that they were on their way yet?

-That they're almost here? -[Conner] He said that they were close.

[Whitney] Jen and I, we both are on Dancing with the Stars,

and I am so excited to share this experience with Jen,

but Jen and Zac haven't found a place yet.

[Zac] [on phone] We have probably spent 100 hours and looked at 5,000 Airbnbs.

Nothing's working out, so--

[Conner] If there's anything we can do to help, let me know.

Like, if you need a place to crash for just a couple of days.

The Afflecks moving into the Leavitts' home,

three other kids, a nanny, an assistant.

We have one kitchen.

Not enough bathrooms, not enough bedrooms.

I am expecting chaos.

-[Jen] Oh, my gosh! -[Whitney] Say, "What's the password?"

-[Conner] What's the password, Jen? -Um...

[Whitney] "Dancing with the Stars!" [laughing]

Fire ball! Open sesame!

[Conner] Yeah! Come on in, guys!

-Um... -[Whitney] Hi!

-[Conner] Hey, Nora! Hey, Luca! -...pineapple!

-Just kidding. -[Conner] Yeah. [laughing]

[Jen] Wait, this is, this is so unique!

-I know, isn't it so cute? -[Jen] Wait, this is fun!

Going into the journey of Dancing with the Stars,

I am really hoping that Whitney and I can grow closer,

and maybe form more of an authentic friendship.

But like, you know, Whitney is a ride or die for Demi,

which still don't understand that.

-[kids squealing] -[Whitney] Okay!

♪ I can touch the sky ♪

♪ I think it's time ♪

-[Taylor] Hi! -Hi!

-Welcome to my messy house. -'Kay, this is so cute!

You know I love organizing, so I'm, like,

-kind of excited to help you. -It's embarrassing.

Today, Jessi is over to see my new home.

I am, you know, known to be messy.

I think your outside mess is a representation

of your inside, you know, mess, if you will.

I hate to say that, but, like, true.

[Jessi] Let's start on your kitchen.

-You're already trying to start? -I'm, like, already itching.

-No, literally, Taylor. -I'm like, "What the hell?

-I wanna sit on the couch." -I have questions for you,

and I want updates, but I also wanna help you organize!

[Taylor] You're sweet.

-[Jessi] Um, are you and Dakota talking? -No.

Well, how are you feeling about dating?

Excited? Are you nervous? Are you not ready?

Yeah, I don't know. I think, um... uh...

I, like, have a crush.

-Wait! No, you don't. -Yeah, I do.

Wait, who is it?

Well, I kno-- You won't know h-- I-- No one knows him, but like--

-[Jessi] Does he live in Utah? -Mm-mm.

-What? -He's out somewhere else.

Okay! So, you met him online?

No, so-- Okay, this is so weird. I was scrolling on TikTok.

He was on live, just like singing and--

Oh, so you just, like, found him on--

On accident. Yeah. And so I stopped.

And I was like, "Ooh, this guy has, like, a good voice."

I was just listening. And I was like, "Hey, will you play one of my"--

I-I had a favorite song, so I was like, "Will you play this song?" And he's like--

-You commented on the live? -Yes.

-[Jessi laughing] -And I never do that, 'kay?

So, this is just like, I'm just shooting my shot, okay?

[Jessi] This is meant to be.

[Taylor] In my head, I'm like, "Dakota, he's doing his thing,

I'm doing my thing."

They probably look a little different, to be honest.

Him accepting to go to Villa is not shocking.

It's his fuckboy behavior still thriving.

But for me, when I'm meeting someone, it's not lustful.

It's not to hook up and be like, "Bye!"

Like, that's not where my headspace is at when I'm meeting people.

I think I'm just, like, finally stepping back

into being open to dating again.

So, yeah. We'll see.

[Jessi] Wait, can you show me him?

-I wanna see him. -Oh, yeah. Okay, ready?

'Kay, wait. I'm so excited!

-[gasps] He has a mustache! -I know.

[speaking indistinctly in video]

His voice, though, just naturally.

[Jessi] No, he has, like, that manly voice.

[♪ guitar music playing]

Wait, he's so cute.

You just need a normal guy like this.

He's actually, like, an amazing singer.

One of you was waiting for the other to move on.

-Yes. -It's like-- It was like a game

of touch and go.

Now that this is out there, and this barrier has been broken,

-are you, like, ready to move on now? -Yes.

-Really? -Yeah.

'Kay, wait, that's a first.

Taylor and Dakota have had this really interesting dynamic

while being broken up.

It's almost like they've had this unspoken rule

that they can't talk to other people.

But now, with Dakota going to the Villa,

it seems like Taylor's willing to branch out and try something new.

Happy for them, but I am worried this is gonna end in disaster

just because of their history.

Do you have any anxiety? Are you worried about it?

I'm kinda, like, nervous.

-Just can't slide back, you know? -I know.

-It's hard. -I know.

♪♪

[kids squealing]

-[Whitney] Oh yeah, where's Zac? -[Jen] He's coming right now.

-Okay, good. -And he's driving the U-Haul.

[Whitney] The U-Haul?

[horn blaring]

[Jen] Did you guys not drive a U-Haul?

-[Conner] What! -What's up?

[Conner] Well, I thought we were getting robbed

when you walked through the door.

[Zac] I slept in the U-Haul.

[Conner] Just a quick little nap?

Well, the plan was I was gonna make it all the way through,

and I wasn't tired, but I started, like, seeing stuff.

I thought I was seeing these little animals cross the road,

and it happened two more times, I'm like--

Like, I was, like, hallucinating.

Do you need any help with anything?

What?

-[Conner] Hey, dude, it held up. -Are we taking all of this stuff out?

-Just most of it. -Okay.

Conner's kindness can come with consequences, unfortunately.

Hey, who wants a snack? Kiddos? Luca?

[Conner laughing]

I'm dead.

[Zac] Dude, so are you coming to Villa?

-I'm not coming to Villa. -[Jen] Yeah.

Just not for me.

Especially with Dancing with the Stars starting, like--

[Zac] That part makes me feel weird.

Like, leaving-- Jen's postpartum, we just moved here,

and-- That's why I said no, and Jen's like, "No, go." I'm like--

I am, like, shocked that you're game for this.

-I'm the life of the party! -I don't think you guys understand.

-He's invested now. Like, he's invested. -[Whitney] I know, but Jen,

I even remember you telling me,

like, how uncomfortable that experience was,

so I was like, why would you want Zac to go to that?

-I don't want Conner to go to that. -Because I trust him.

[Zac] But it's all off of the way you behave.

But it's like, why even play with the fire?

I feel totally secure with my relationship with Zac.

After everything that we've gone through in the last year,

I think his headspace is towards our marriage.

And so, honestly, I think he should go.

I do think he needs time away, time with the boys,

and I low-key wanna get the tea as well.

And at the end of the day, like, this is the best he's ever gonna get,

so like, I'm not stressed, like...

Yeah, not stressed.

I don't want Conner to go to that.

-Like, that would-- -[Zac] But why?

-I think it's, like, a very... -It's a weird--

Like, it's a space where they want you to party,

and they want you to have fun, and the women there are single,

and, like, they're, like, from the stories that-- you guys are playing--

they were playing Spin the Bottle, like--

I would wanna feel comfortable and safe with my husband going to things like that,

but we're just not there because of the whole Tinder scandal.

With the other married women being okay with their husbands going to Villa,

I do think it's kind of weird,

only because they had such a bad experience going to Villa.

So, I think it's really weird that they're like, "Yeah!"

Like, "Go have fun!"

You could get set up,

a woman could come out and just take her top off

-and go jump in the pool, like-- -That happens to me often.

-That's true. -That does happen to me often.

And I handle it really-- I handle it well.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Mason] I'm excited. Mario Kart. -So fun.

I'll have to rematch you in the basketball.

If you lose, you don't go to Vanderpump Villa.

Oh. Okay.

That's fair. I'm like, if you lose, you have to come with me.

I don't know if I wanna interact with Jordan

-for three days straight. -That's valid.

Today we're throwing a little going away party

for all the boys going to Vanderpump Villa.

[Miranda] Hey, speaking of the devil.

[Layla] Even though I'm really excited for Mason to go on this experience,

I'm definitely a little nervous that he's going to be going with Jordan.

I heard from Chase that Jordan was saying weird comments.

Jordan, seems to be some, uh, disdain there.

He was like, "Oh, dude, if these girls come, like,

Mason's gotta, like, he's, he's gotta shoot his shot."

Yeah, just so you're aware,

-he was basically... -Sick.

[Chase] ...advocating for some foul play over there.

[Layla] But I don't want to ruin the party,

so I'm gonna let this go, and not bring anything up.

Hello!

-How are you? -[Mason] So good.

Oh, she's... alive.

She's chilling.

The last time Layla invited Chase to a party,

it, obviously, did not go well.

When we were uncomfortable around a man that has harassed us online for years,

-it is appropriate to give... -And you!

[overlapping arguing]

I feel like he's just hopping on the MomTok train to get clout,

to get money and opportunities.

But, whatever.

I can be cordial with Chase, I guess,

in the same way I was cordial with Whitney in the beginning.

But if there's a God out there,

I pray he gets stuck in the middle seat, back row, non-reclining

on his way to the Villa.

I also hope his luggage gets lost.

Last night, Jordan and I got in a fight, and I ended up staying in a hotel.

Unfortunately, this kind of pattern has become pretty normal for us.

Jordan doesn't really like when people know that we argue.

If it was up to him, he would just be like, "Everything's great and perfect,"

but I'm pretty honest with my feelings.

And at this point, I'm just not sure

how much longer I can feel like I have to put on a brave face,

and act like everything's fine,

'cause I feel like I'm drowning inside.

-[Mikayla] Hi! -Hello!

-Oh, my gosh, she looks so cute. Oh! -I know.

[Jessi] She's, like, awake today.

-[Chase] Yo. -Bro, how are you?

[Chase] I'm good, how ya doing?

-[Mikayla] Jessi. -[Jessi] What?

You're giving me weird vibes.

-What do you mean? -You're giving me weird energy.

-[Jessi] I'm mad at you. -I don't know what it is about you.

I'm feeling weird energy from you.

-That is a big bag. -[Jessi] I know.

It's 'cause I have a lot of stuff. I know.

It's 'cause it, like, doubles as my diaper bag.

She's got a lot of baggage.

Once Jessi walked in,

I knew that her and Jordan had got into another fight,

because she has her big overnight bag that she takes

when she's sleeping at the hotel when they're fighting.

So, I don't know what's going on,

but I can definitely feel the weird energy between them.

-Good, how are you? Good to see you. -Good, how are you?

-How are you? -Good, how you doing?

-Good, thanks. -We can slide over.

-You can sit on his lap. -[Chase] Yeah.

[all laugh]

It's been a few years. [groans]

All right, boys, should we go play some games?

[Jacob] Yeah, I'm down.

[Jessi] I have an update. [chuckles]

So, last night, Jordan and I got in, like, a huge fight,

so I stayed at the hotel again.

-[Mikayla] I could tell. -[Layla] Shocker.

I'm gonna take a wild guess at who started it.

-Always. -I hope you know I love you so much,

and I always will love you,

but I, to be frank, I fucking hate Jordan.

[♪ tense, dramatic music playing]

How are things going with, uh, Jessi?

Dude, it's, it's super tough right now, honestly.

We got in a big fight last night.

I've been doing things to try and make her feel loved

and supported and seen,

where it feels like now that I've put in this work,

'cause I've done probably twice as much therapy as she has,

now it feels like, you know, it's like, "Alright, time to catch up.

-Time to make some of your own changes." -Sure.

Do you feel like he almost has a sense of, like, vulnerability

that this isn't gonna work out,

so it's like, "Well, I kinda have to, like, get my bread up now

"because I kinda feel like Jessi's probably gonna leave me.

And what the hell am I supposed to do after that?"

Yeah, 'cause I know that he likes the lifestyle he has,

and, like, that will change.

-[Miranda] Yes. -So, yeah, there could be a part of that.

I've stuck around while she had a fucking affair,

and it's just getting to the point--

it's like, "It's your turn to, like, do something."

To me, it's like, it's not a coincidence either

that you know that if you were to walk away,

it would be celebrated.

I, like, know all this, and I feel this way,

but then when I think of the reality, it's like so scary.

-Like, I'm just so scared. -It is. It's so scary. It's so scary.

[Jessi] And it-- I still love him. I still care about him.

Like, he's a big part of my life.

-And you always will! You always will. -Both can be true.

[Jessi sobbing]

I feel bad for Jessi 'cause I just feel like

things seem like they're kinda stagnant.

It's an emotional yo-yo for sure.

And at this point, I question what is more important to Jordan,

family or, like, the fame and the clout, and getting even with Jessi?

[Jessi sobbing]

-It is so sad. -[overlapping chatter]

[Jessi sobbing]

[Mayci] We'll be there for you. The whole time. No matter what you choose.

If you choose to stay with him, and you do that, that's--

we're here for you too.

No matter what you choose, we're all here.

Thank you.

Living in limbo when it comes to your relationship

is, like, so excruciating.

So, talking about this with my friends just brings up all of those emotions.

And having this strong girl group right now means a lot to me.

I mean, I'm sorry,

I'm probably gonna rip him the biggest new one,

-and yell at him so bad. -[Jessi] He deserves it. I mean--

-[Layla] But I love you. -Thanks, I love you too.

And I'm sorry. I feel so bad.

Do you wanna go do this VR with me?

I just feel like I'm over all these toxic men in this group.

I just need to let out a little aggression.

Oh, here's a gun.

Oh! Oh! Ooh! Look at me!

[Mayci] This is how we get our rage out.

Any Villa recommendations?

Don't sleep with the staff.

-Or do. -[Chase] Thank you.

[Mikayla] I'm gonna pee my pants!

-I'm not kidding! -[Mayci] Oh, I pushed it.

[Jordan] They sent me this thing that was like,

"Name your favorite restaurants in the world.

What are your favorite foods? What are your favorite dishes?"

-[Mayci and Mikayla screaming] -[Mason] What'd you tell 'em?

I said all of it. I said all of it. I said Wagyu, and...

[Mikayla and Mayci screaming]

...King crab legs, and oysters, and...

Do you guys like oysters? I love oysters.

I've honestly had it with Jordan's obnoxious behavior.

I feel like enough is enough.

I'm over him treating Jessi like shit.

I'm over him treating me like shit.

And I don't think I can hold it in much longer.

Jordan?

I'm just curious.

Why do I just keep hearing, like, time and time again

that you just keep talking shit about me?

What does that mean?

You think it was a good idea to say, "Yeah, Mason, you're young.

You should have fun. You should get with one of the girls."

-When did I say that? -Did he say that?

-Something like that. Yeah. -[Jordan] "That you're young.

You should get with one of the girls"?

-We were just talking-- -[Jordan] I made a funny joke

about how he looks like CrossFit Jesus.

I've had a number of convos with Jordan

where he's expressed that Mason will have a difficult time being loyal at the Villa.

I think it's a projection of his own issues.

The call is coming from within the house.

Here's where this, this all comes down to.

This is all a comm-- miscommunication,

but I understand where you're coming from.

It doesn't matter. At the end of the day,

you have a habit of just, like, opening your mouth to people.

[♪ tense music playing]

-[Mikayla shouting] -Oh, my God!

[Miranda] What is happening?

Honestly, whatever hellscape Mayci and Mikayla are in right now

has gotta be better than sitting here listening to Jordan run his mouth.

[Layla] I just don't get, like, the vendetta.

I think there's a part of me that feels like a little bit taken back,

and it's not an excuse, but I'm just giving you the reason.

For a lot of the shit talking that happened when we were separated.

And I think that I-- I think I'm--

-I'm going back on that-- -Rightfully so.

Jordan, every girl in this group has said shitty things about you.

It's not just Layla. And it's because of what I said about you.

So you can't target her.

'Kay, and did we also forget when I found out about the whole affair,

when I found out about it, I was like, "You need to call Jordan immediately."

She was the most upset about it.

I was upset, and I was thinking about you.

[Jordan] I'm gonna take accountability for talking shit.

And I'm sorry, and I shouldn't have done that.

[Layla] Thanks.

But the second piece of this is I've seen some things that have happened

-that make me question things-- -[Layla] Like what?

Like, your last couple boyfriends have all, all told me you've cheated on 'em.

[♪ tense music playing]

All of 'em.

[♪ tense music continues]

Not true. You're basing your opinion off of me

off of accusations that aren't true.

You just accused me of all this kinda crazy stuff, too,

that, that wasn't said.

I don't want that comment of him saying I cheated.

I'm not comfortable with that, because that's not true.

I'm just so fucking done with this conversation.

I feel like Jordan's saying whatever he can to save his ass right now.

He has a lot of fucking audacity to talking shit

when his marriage is falling apart.

Um, okay, but I'm gonna head out.

I hope you guys have fun in the Villa.

-[Jordan] Thank you. -And things don't repeat.

But I love you guys, and I hope you guys have such a good day.

Literally deflecting. Such a fucking asshole.

[Mason] That's when I was like,

"Alright, if you wanna talk about who's talking shit."

Well, sorry for embarrassing you.

-Yeah, you should be. -I wasn't trying to do that.

You do this all the fucking time. I'm sick of it.

[Taylor] Be good.

What did we miss?

[Jessi groans]

I'm just so embarrassed.

It sucks when, like, your friend's that angry about your husband.

[Jessi groans]

That didn't go well.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Jessi] None of my friends and family like you,

and it's embarrassing for-- and hard for me to deal with.

Yeah, my friends have their issues with--

Can you stop interrupting? Let me finish.

-My friends have issues with you too. -Let. Me. Finish!

[♪ tense music playing]

Jordan leaves for the Villa tomorrow,

and I genuinely don't know what's gonna happen

with him being gone, and us not communicating much.

I feel like this could really be a test for our relationship

because we're kind of in a dark place right now.

It's embarrassing that people think you're a shit talker, a big mouth,

like, I can't defend that.

Yeah, and guess what?

They also think that about you too.

All the guys in DadTok think that you're the one that spins shit--

Okay, fuck DadTok.

How I treat you is a reaction.

I've hit my limit with you. I need to leave.

-I'm not staying here. -Fine. Then leave.

-Okay. Bye. -Okay. See ya.

-[Jordan exhales] -[door slams]

♪♪

[Layla] Be good. Remember our church,

and savior, Jesus Christ.

-Love you. -Love you.

♪♪

-[Dakota] What's up, dude? -You ready to roll?

-I-- Yeah. I am absolutely ready. -You ready for the boys to take the Villa?

[sighs] Alright.

[Dakota] It's like, at this point,

me and Taylor have both kinda been making the effort

to just move on from one another.

So, going to Vanderpump Villa,

I'm just excited to hang out with the guys,

and just kinda do, like, our own thing.

Maybe even, hopefully, kinda put things in the past with me and Taylor.

Dude, would have really loved to have you at the bon voyage party.

It was a complete and utter shit show.

I'm having very mixed emotions.

I'm excited to be going to the Villa,

but at the same time, I wish that Jessi and I had more time

to smooth our fight over.

But I also feel like drama is going to always ensue,

especially considering the, the tense circumstances surrounding

everyone's opinions about us going to the Villa.

♪♪

Going in and dating, meeting new people,

that comes with some chaos.

And I'm like, "Can I do this?"

But at the same time, I do think I can.

Like, I've been through hard things, I've grown, and this is it.

Let's move on. Let's go. Let's do this.

It's time.

[Jordan] I'm going in there.

I wanna be a wingman to you and a good friend to you,

because we're gonna find you a baddie.

Dude, I'm just-- If things happen, they happen.

Like, I feel very good about, like, who I am as a person right now,

and, like, what I want.

And that alone, I think, has, like, helped

just take away a lot of pressure on myself.

Alright. Let's kill it.

-Hey, thank you so much. -Thank you.

-Appreciate the ride. -[driver] You're welcome. Absolutely.

[Jordan] Let's go!

The boys going to the Villa!

♪ Head out on the highway ♪

♪ I know you're looking for adventure ♪

-♪ In whatever comes our way ♪ -How's it going?

-♪ Yeah, baby, gonna make it happen ♪ -Now, where do I go, dude?

♪ Leave the world in a love embrace ♪

♪ Fire all of your guns at once ♪

♪ Explode into space ♪

-[Taylor] Hi. -Hey, how's it going?

♪ Born to be wild ♪

[plane engine whooshing]

[Taylor giggling]

It's time for me to do whatever I wanna do with whoever I wanna do.

-Call him. -[Ben] [through phone] Hello?

-Hi. I'm not good at this! -[all laughing]

[knocking at door]

[Taylor] Oh, my gosh!

"Will you accept these roses and be The Bachelorette?"

-The Bachelorette? -Yeah.

[Jordan] ♪ We're back! ♪

[Mikayla] Tell us what DadTok was up to.

Dude, so does Taylor know?

He never loved me, ever.

-[Jordan] Truth box! -I don't wanna do it.

[Mayci] Well, I don't think anyone wants to do it.

I was being serious.

I feel this pressure every day.

Brand deals, events, interviews. We might be hitting that breaking point.

[Mayci] Whitney's not coming. She's like, "I'm just so overwhelmed."

-Aren't we all? -[Mayci] MomTok is messy, chaotic.

[Zac] Social media Jen, reality TV Jen...

You think it's a little concerning that your picture's bigger than Jesus?

I feel like my identity is Jen Affleck's husband, and not Zac.

...two, three, four!

Welcome to the stage, Mayci Neeley!

Being more stay-at-home, do you feel underappreciated?

Oh, yeah. All the time.

All I'm trying to do right now is save my marriage.

You're not vindictive, but I do think you're selfish.

This is why your wife's sleeping in a Hyatt every two weeks.

-What are we talking about? -I'm leaving.

Moms are going through it.

I went over my prenup, and I found out it wasn't finished.

-Fuck. -But I'll probably lose millions.

We found your father.

Does he have any other kids?

-So, I have news. -[Liann gasping]

[Jessi] I'm worried about Layla.

I know that it's going too far, but I, like, can't stop.

The reunion's coming up. Emotions will be high.

[crying] How does this not make sense to you?

Your stories don't add up because you keep changing them.

[Demi] I wanna go home! [sobbing]

Are you just done with the show altogether?

Demi does this when she feels caught.

I am so sick of being manipulated by you and Jen.

-Shut the fuck up. -Do you see the way that you're screaming?

Yes! Because I've held it in for so fucking long!

-[Liann] Stop yelling. -No, listen!

-No! Stop yelling! -You're the fucking mom--

[yelling] I'm not talking this loud!

[Chase] Taylor could commit murder, and no one would get mad at her.

-[Mayci] Interesting. -[Jacob] Whoa!

[Layla] Taylor! [gasps] [sputters]

[Jessi] Taylor's just been stuck in this toxic cycle with Dakota.

-It does affect the group. -Taylor, what is wrong with you?

She's an idiot.

-It's not a good look. -Yeah.

It really could tear MomTok apart.

[Jordan] They've been, like, hanging out, and no one wants Taylor to know.

You really think she's not gonna find out?

-[Mikayla] Her plane leaves in an hour. -[Mayci] Wait, where's Taylor?

-Are you fucking kidding me? -Are you serious?

[Liann] Is it 'cause of Dakota?

♪♪

♪ Just give me one reason ♪

♪ That I should believe you now ♪

♪ When all you ever told me were lies? ♪

♪ Give me one reason ♪

♪ To give you my heart again ♪

♪ When it's all healed from being broken by you ♪

♪ The scars don't fade that easy ♪

♪ Pain don't heal on cue ♪

♪ Tell me why I should believe in you ♪

♪ This ain't gonna work from you ♪

♪ Just give me one reason ♪

[♪ song fades out]