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Dude, literally fuck my ex -boyfriend. He literally fucking stole my dog. So

plan is to steal everything in his house and break him.

Wait, we're actually fucking breaking in?

Uh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I mean, like, he literally was the worst. And he stole my dog.

Shit, I mean, I guess if we're doing it, we're doing it.

Like, look at this house. It's huge.

It's plenty of opportunity to break and steal things.

People who have a house like this have money. This is like a multi -million

dollar house. Are you sure about this?

That's the entire point of this. We have to break and steal everything because

they have a lot of money.

Fuck, I'm behind you.

This is so many.

Nice things.

Yeah.

Like, look at that.

That costs probably so much money. Yeah, thank God.

I wouldn't mind taking a bottle or two.

Yeah, we are.

Like, I don't think I understand how pissed off the sack got me.

Like,

what the fuck?

Holy shit.

Like, he's so annoying.

Be careful? Holy shit.

I don't even care about being careful.

Like, this guy is a total asshole. He's a dick.

I mean, shit. I mean, I can tell you're mad. Let's fucking, let's get back at

him. Let's, yeah, let's take all that fucking money. Yeah, fine. Let's go

more stuff.

So much here.

I'll make you.

Huh.

Okay, I'll be right back. I'm going to go check.

I haven't been yet. Oh, shit.

Where did you get that? Oh, my God.

It's right there in the room.

Literally, if he has this much fucking money, he should just buy his own dog.

And keep stealing mine.

You're really getting into this, huh?

Yeah. You know... What the fuck?

You know, I have an idea.

You know what you could really get back at him? What?

You should just, like, fuck all over his house.

Get your cum and shit all over, you know, like sweat.

Next time he comes, you're just going to smell it.

You're like my best friend.

I know, but don't you really want to get back at him? I mean, this will really

get the job done.

I mean, that's a hundred grand idea.

I mean, like, come on. Like, literally, me fucking my best friend, I'm going to

get my ex -boyfriend.

In his own house? Oh.

That'll be the end of him.

Oh, it's so good.

This will get him so mad.

Oh, my God.

He has no idea.

I'm going to spit everywhere, so he's going to see it all over the floor.

I'm going to make it real messy.

I'm so excited to see his reaction to this.

You should fuck.

I think we should fuck too.

I really want you to put it inside of me.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

That is really not too smart, given... this up.

I disagree, we don't get caught or anything. Yeah, it's a great idea.