Original subtitles

Thank you.

All right, let's do this one last time.

My name is Peter Parker.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

And for ten years, I've been the one and only Spider -Man.

I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

Great power comes great responsibility.

I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city.

And then I saved the city again, and again, and again, and again.

And I did the...

I did this.

We don't really talk about this.

Look, I'm a comic book. I'm ethereal. I did a Christmas album. I have an

excellent theme song.

And a so -so popsicle.

I mean, I've looked worse.

But after everything, I still love being Spider -Man.

I mean, who wouldn't?

So no matter how many hits I take,

I always find a way to come back.

The only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me.

There's only one Spider -Man.

And you're looking at him.

Calling it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck.

I'm a quitter, you're a wreck. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Don't think you can't refuse.

Do you want to drive me? Yeah.

Yeah. Are you finished packing for school?

Yeah.

You'll be left in the dirt. Turn around, sir.

You're the sunflower.

Come on, you're a grown man now. Let's show these kids a dance.

Where's my laptop?

If you want me to drive you, we got to go now. No, no, no, I'll walk. Personal

chauffeur going on. It's okay.

Miles, we got to go.

In a minute.

In a minute.

In a minute.

Papa, see you Friday.

Okay, mommy.

Hasta luego.

Oh, look who's back.

Yo, what's going on, bro? Hey, I'm just walking back.

How you doing?

You saw that earthquake last night? Oh, what you talking about? I slept like a

baby last night.

How's that been school?

Oh, easy. We miss you, Mal.

You miss me? I still live here.

Wait, you miss me?

Seriously, Dad.

Walking would have been fine. You can walk plenty on Saturday when you peel

those stickers off. You saw that? I don't know if that was me, Dad. And the

from yesterday on Clinton.

Yeah, those are me.

Troll. Look at that.

Another new coffee shop. You see that, Miles?

Totally, yeah.

What's that one called? Phone Party.

Phone Party?

Come on.

And everyone is just lining up. You see that, Miles? I see it. Is that a coffee

shop or a disco?

Dad, you're old.

...reports of another mysterious seismic event last night.

Sources close to Spider -Man say he's looking into the problem. Spider -Man. I

mean, this guy swings in once a day, zip -zaps up in his little mask and answers

to no one, right?

Yeah, Dad. Yeah. And meanwhile, my guys are out there. Yeah. Lives on the line.

No mask.

You know, we show our... Oh, no.

Dad, Dad, speed up. Speed up. I know these kids. You know, with great ability

comes great accountability.

That's not even how the thing goes, Dad. Yeah, I do like your cereal, though.

I'm giving that.

Oh, my gosh. Don't cops run red light?

Well, yes, some do.

But, uh...

Not your dad.

Why can't I go back to Brooklyn

Middle? Mom, you've given it two weeks. We're not having a conversation.

I just think that this new school is elitist. And I would prefer to be at a

normal school among the people. The people?

These are your people. I'm only here because I won that stupid lottery. No

You pass the entry test just like everybody else, okay?

You have an opportunity here. You want to blow that, huh? You want to end up

like your uncle? What's wrong with Uncle Aaron? He's a good guy.

We all make choices in life. It doesn't feel like I have a choice. You don't.

I love you, Mom.

I know, Dad.

See you Friday.

You gotta say I love you back.

Dad, are you serious?

I want to hear it. You want to hear it, Dad? I love you, Dad.

You're dropping me off at the school? I love you, Dad. Look at this place. Dad,

I love you.

Dad, I love you.

That's a copy.

Tie your shoes, please.

I love you, Dad.

How you doing?

You're getting a little short, huh? That's a copy.

Oh, my God. This is embarrassing.

We wore the same jacket?

Hey. Yeah? Your shoe's untied. Yeah, I'm aware.

It's a choice.

The theory is that all matter is composed of at least three fundamental

You can solve this for XY.

Yes, the legs.

Of dead expectations.

Mr. Morales, moving in the dark. You're late again.

Einstein said time is relative, right?

Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.

Sorry, it was just so quiet.

Would you like to keep standing there, or do you want to sit down?

I liked your

joke. Really?

I mean, it wasn't funny. That's why I laughed.

But it was smart, so I liked it.

I don't know. I don't think I've seen you before.

would create countless other possibilities.

What if two infinity... A zero?

A few more of those, you'd probably have to kick me out of here, huh?

Maybe I'm just not right for this quiz. If a person wearing a blindfold picked

the answers on a true or false quiz at random, do you know what score they

get? 50 %? That's right.

The only way to get all the answers wrong is to know which answers are

You're trying to quit.

I'm assigning you a personal essay, not about physics, but about you and what

kind of person you want to be.

What's up with school?

Going great.

Who's the first? You can't tell me it's all that bad there.

Who's the first? Smart girls is where it's at.

Place must be full of them.

No, there's no one. There's no one. I can't have no nephew of mine on the

for no game. Hey, I got game.

It's a new girl, actually. You know, she's kind of into me.

You know how it is.

What's her name?

You know, we laying down the groundwork right now.

You know about the shoulder touch?

Of course I do.

But tell me anyway.

Tomorrow, find that girl.

Walk up to her and be like,

hey.

You hear what I'm saying?

I'm telling you, man, it's science.

So walk up to her and be like, hey. No, no, no, no, no.

Like, hey.

Hey. No.

Hey.

Hey.

You sure you my nephew, man?

Is that her?

I should probably go. I still got a paper to do tonight.

Yo, you been holding out on me?

You throw these up yet? Nah, man.

You know my dad. I can't. Come on. I got to fight back over real estate. I

can't. I can't. I can't.

I'm going to get in so much trouble.

Hey, man.

Tell me all the features.

Hey, how'd you know about this place?

Did an engineer jive around here?

What's up?

Yeah, man, I knew you were related.

Whoa.

Brooklyn!

There's a lot of history on these walls.

This is so fresh.

Now you're on your own, Mom.

Go down a little.

I'm ready.

See what you got now?

Make a mistake and call it.

Real mind.

I'm out of hype.

That's intentional.

Wow. Is it too crazy?

No, man.

Mom, that's exactly what you're doing here.

Yeah.

You know, me and your dad used to do this back in the day.

Stop lying.

It's true.

Then he took on the cop thing, and I don't know.

He's a good guy, just... You know what I'm saying.

All right, come on, man.

I gotta roll.

That's weird.

My pants shrink.

I think I hit puberty.

I gotta get a pant.

Wait, why is the voice in my head so loud?

What?

Oh, are you okay?

What?

Why am I so sweaty?

Why are you so sweaty?

It's a puberty thing.

I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty. I did, but I'm

done.

I'm a man.

So you're, like, new here, right?

We got that in common.

Yeah, that's one thing.

Cool, yeah.

I'm Miles.

I'm Gwanda.

Wait, your name is Gwanda?

Yes, it's African.

I'm South African. Uh, no.

Accent, though, because I was raised here.

Do the shoulder touch now before she walks away.

Why is this so scary?

Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?

I'm kidding.

It's Wanda. No G. That's crazy.

Hey.

Okay, then.

I'll see you around.

Oh, see you.

Um, can you let go, please?

Ow, ow, ow, calm down. It's fine, just... My arm let go.

It's just puberty.

I don't think you know what puberty is.

Just relax.

Okay, I have a plan. I'm going to pull really hard. That's a terrible plan.

One, two, three.

To meet you? Sure.

Total pleasure.

No one saw.

It's okay.

No one knows.

No one knows.

Everyone knows.

Everyone knows.

They're talking about me. They saw everything.

He knows. She knows. They know.

Wow, she's super tough. Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now? What am

doing?

How do I stop?

Can they hear my thoughts?

Why are all my thoughts so loud?

I know you snuck out last night, Morales. Play dumb.

Who's Morales?

Not that dumb.

He'll never find you.

No.

What are you doing in my office, Morales?

Morales, open up.

What is that?

Hey,

he's got a nice voice.

suggesting is that we that we okay

why

is it

happening please stop sticking

Please keep... Wait, wait, wait.

How could there be two Spider -Men? There can't be two Spider -Men.

Can there?

No, no,

no, no, no. It's not possible.

It's just puberty.

It's a normal Spider -Man. I'm a normal kid.

It's a normal spider.

It's... like... boring how normal this spider is.

You're like me. You're like me.

Norman,

listen to me.

Spider -Man? I cannot let you open a portal to another dimension.

Brooklyn is not zoned for that.

It's not up to me.

That good goblin? Why won't you quit?

I don't know. I guess I like Brooks and not being stuck in your black hole.

I think I'm going to go.

That's Island, baby.

Not Brooks there.

Did you know your shoes are untied?

Uh -huh. This is a onesie, so I don't really have to worry about it.

I thought I was the only one.

You're like me.

I don't want to be.

I don't think you have a choice, kiddo.

Got a lot going through your head, I'm sure.

Yeah.

You're going to be fine.

I can help you.

If you stick around, I can show you the robes.

I just need to destroy this big machine real quick before the space -time

continuum collapses. Don't move.

Get her back.

No, no, no. It's here.

All right, folks.

I always get this wrong.

Oh, boy.

Alan!

Man, I was in the middle of something.

I am so tired.

Are you mad at me? I feel like you're mad at me.

Oh, so gross.

I should go up there and help him.

Who am I kidding? I should not do that.

Watch out.

Here comes the Spider -Man.

You like my new toy?

Cost me a fortune, but hey, can't take it with you, right?

He came all this way.

Watch the test.

It's a hell of a freaking light show. You're going to love this.

dimension. It's unstable. We should stop.

Norm, what's your take on head trauma?

I tried to warn you, pal.

You okay?

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Just resting.

Did you get up? Yeah.

Yeah, I always get up.

The coffee's probably not a good sign.

Find him.

Now.

Listen, we got a team up here. We don't have that much time.

This override key is the only way to stop the Collider.

Swing up there. Use this key. Push the button and blow it up.

You need to hide your face. You don't tell anyone who you are.

No one can know.

He's got everyone in his pocket.

What? If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear.

Your family.

Everyone. Everyone.

Promise me you'll do this.

I promise.

Go.

Destroy the collider.

I'll come and find you.

with Texas.

Get that thing ready to go again.

And so.

Run faster.

He's getting weak.

I'd say it's nice to see you again, Spider -Man.

But it's not.

Isn't it? Boom it.

Nice.

That's a no -no.

This might open a black hole under Brooklyn.

It can't be worth the risk.

It's not always about the money, Spider -Man.

Don't you want to know what I saw in there?

Wait.

I know what you're trying to do.

And it won't work.

They're gone.

Get rid of the body.

Miles? Miles?

Why are you at school?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Miles? What happened?

Is it the earthquake?

Did I sleep here tonight?

Miles, it's a weeknight. You made a commitment to that school. Jeff.

You know

he loves

you a lot. That's why he's tough on you. You know that, right?

I interrupt this broadcast for a special report.

Sad news tonight.

The hero known as Spider -Man has died after injuries related to another

powerful earthquake in Brooklyn.

Multiple sources are confirming that Peter Parker, a 26 -year -old grad...

not scared of the dark.

I'm not running, running, running.

No, I'm not afraid of the fall.

I'm not...

My husband, Peter Parker, was an ordinary person.

He always said it could have been anyone behind him.

He was this kid who happened to get bit.

I'm going to miss him.

Yeah, we were friends, you know.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

It always fits.

Eventually.

He didn't act with his powers.

But he chose to be Spider -Man.

Everything about Peter is that he made us each feel powerful.

We all have powers of one kind or another.

In our own way.

We are all Spider -Man.

And we're all counting on you.

They're counting on me.

Probably not you specifically.

I think it's a metaphor.

I'm sorry, Mr. Parker.

That thing you gave me, that key, I think I really messed it up.

I want to do what you ask.

I really do.

But I'm sorry.

I'm not sure I'm the guy.

I can't do this without you.

Take care.

All right, people, let's do this one last time.

My name is Peter B. Parker.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 22 years, I thought I

the one and only Spider -Man.

What a day.

I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some

more, maybe too much. My marriage got hefty, made some dicey money choices.

Don't invest in a spider -themed restaurant.

Then like 15 years passed, blah, blah, blah, super burn. I broke my back, a

drone flew into my face.

I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up.

But I handled it like a champion.

Because you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back

a lot of time to reflect and work on myself.

Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life?

Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it

She wanted kids and it scared me.

I'm pretty sure I broke her heart.

Flash forward, I'm in my apartment doing push -ups, doing ab crunches, getting

strong, when this weird thing happened.

And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot.

But this was real weird.

You see, I was in New York, but things were different.

Also, I was dead.

And blonde.

I was kind of perfect.

It was like looking in a mirror.

I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got

killed.

You want to know what happened next?

Me too.

You're kidding me right now.

I got you.

I got you. Hey, kid, stop the plane.

Whoa.

The opposite.

Oh, come on.

Are you?

I got some questions.

Why do you look like Peter Parker?

Because I am Peter Parker. Then why aren't you dead?

And why is your hair different? Why are you old? And why is your body a

different shape?

Pretty sure you just called me fat. No, no, it's just... Hey, listen, you don't

look so hot either, kid. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.

Are you a ghost? No.

Are you a zombie? Stop it. Am I a zombie? You're not even close. Are you

another dimension?

Like a parallel universe where things are like this universe, but different?

you're Spider -Man in that universe, but somehow travel to this universe, but

you don't know how? Wow, that was really just a guess.

Well, we learned about it in physics. Quantum theory.

This is amazing.

You can teach me just like Peter said he would. Before he died.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, all right.

Look, I made a promise to him. Here's lesson number one, kids.

Don't watch the mouth.

Watch the hand.

Trust me, kid. This will all make you a better Spider -Man.

Hey, are you okay?

No, I'm not.

What's going on with your body? I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about

being in the wrong dimension.

Look,

I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider -Man coach.

I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot. With great power comes

great... Don't you dare finish that sentence. Don't do it. I'm sick of it.

Well,

my advice?

Go back to being a regular kid. I don't have a choice.

Kingpin's got a super collider. He's trying to kill me. What do you think?

did you just say?

Kingpin's trying to kill me. Who cares about that? Where's the collider?

Brooklyn. Under Fitch Tower. Goodbye.

Where are you going? When it runs again, I'll just jump in and get back to my

life. You can't let them run it. I'm supposed to destroy it so it never runs

again. Or everyone's going to die. Or everyone's going to die. That is what

always... Save. But there's always a little bit of time before everybody

and that's when I do my best work.

Aren't you gonna need this?

Oh, you have a goober.

Give it. Wait, no.

Not so fast.

He called it an override key. There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who

cares key I can never remember, so I always call it a goober. Give it. I need

to destroy the Collider. I need it to go home.

No, I'll swallow it, don't blow me. What?

I said, hey! The Collider created a portal that brought me here, and I have

get... Did you write this?

Broke. I don't remember what happened.

This is why I never did this.

Can't we make another one? No, we can't do anything. Thanks to you, I have to re

-steal what your guys stole from Alchemax and make another one of these.

Look, if I don't turn off the Collider after you leave, everyone in this city,

my parents, my uncle, and millions of others will die. And you're just gonna

home and leave me here to figure this out for myself?

You good with that, Spider -Man?

you feel guilty.

Is it working?

No.

Look at me. Does it look like it's working?

No, it's not.

All

right.

Come on. We don't have a second to lose.

I love this burger. It's so delicious.

It's one of the best burgers I've ever had. In my universe, this place closed

six years ago.

I don't know why. I really don't.

You have money, right?

I'm not very liquid right now. Can we focus? Sure.

The other Peter, he was... You gonna eat that?

I'm listening.

The other Peter said he was gonna be showing me the ropes. Wow.

You got any Spider -Man tips you can tell me now?

Yeah, I got plenty.

Disinfect the mask.

You're gonna want to use baby powder in the soup.

Heavy on the joints. You don't want any chafing, right?

Anything else? Nope, that was everything.

I think you're going to be a bad teacher.

Look up where Alchemex is.

A private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York.

You can teach me to swing on the way there.

I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley, man. I'm not after a hearty burger

breakfast. Keep your legs fresh.

I'm going to thank you later.

And it's a no on the cape. I think it's cool.

Take that off. It's disrespectful.

Spider -Man doesn't wear a cape.

So how do we retrace Peter's steps?

That's a good question.

What would I do if I were me?

Got it.

Step one, I infiltrate the lab.

Two, find the head scientist's computer.

That lady with the bike is the head scientist.

I saw her in his documentary at school. Cool. Step three, I re -examine my

personal body.

Step four, I hacked the computer. It's not technically hacking.

Hold on. I just lost my train of thought. Step five, download the

stuff. I'll know when I see it.

Step six, I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.

So what am I doing?

Step seven, you stay here. Your lookout. Very important.

Look, man, you got to teach me how to do Spider -Man stuff, or I'm not going to

be able to help. All right.

Watch and learn, kid. I'll quiz you later.

Why did I get stuck with a janky old broke hobo Spider -Man?

That's new.

Peter! What are you doing here? Kingpin's here.

Just move over. Come on, you're stepping on my foot. Go back outside. No, I

can't sit there and just let Spider -Man die without doing anything about it.

I'm not doing that again.

What?

Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so... You're a nice change

of pace.

Officer Hicks.

Look at this desk.

I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.

And I got the password.

Um, Mr. Fisk, if we fire again this week, there could be a black hole under

Brooklyn. You see this? And this? This is multiple dimensions beginning to

into each other.

This is pretty standard Spider -Man stakes. You get used to it. Watch it.

going to say, you've got 24 hours. You've got 24 hours.

What this means is there could be a rupture in the space -time continuum.

Ooh, that's bad.

Actually, everything she said was bad. I've lied before.

What are you doing, bud?

Relax your fingers. We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.

I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.

I'm not refusing.

No more excuses.

I just need more time.

They're right there. They're going to see you.

Miles, you've got to understand.

What do you do to relax?

Relax.

Oh,

for crying out loud.

Teenagers, this is the worst.

Miles, where did you go?

I'm right here. Where? I can't see you. I'm right in front of you.

Can Spider -Man turn invisible?

Not in my universe.

You just poked me in my eye. This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight

thing. What's that?

Remember this password. D -G -S -A -M -P -E -S -A -N -D $4 sign 358765

3454535 and download this schematic.

I don't want to do that. While I turn on the charm.

Spider -Man? Oh, hey.

Didn't see you there.

Okay,

I'm kind of freaking out right now.

I mean, you're supposed to be dead.

Surprise. Oh, okay.

That's a no -no. We don't like this.

Fascinating. Okay, that's my face.

Entirely different. Peter Parker.

Okay, a little bit of a gut. Perhaps from dimensional warping. Oh, yeah,

yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.

What was the best?

Hey,

how old are you? Because you don't look a day over 35.

You don't need to give me samples.

Okay. Organize your desktop, lady.

Wow. Just complete cellular decay.

I've never seen anything like this. Why are you going? I'm just taking the whole

thing.

And obviously you've been glitching. Glitching? No.

Why would you even say that?

If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's going to disintegrate. Do

you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker?

I don't know. You can't imagine.

Am I for one?

Can't wait to watch.

What did you say your name was?

Dr. Olivia Octavius.

Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock? My friends actually call me

Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock. I got this, run!

Everything is fine!

Stop! Okay, this is a little bit sad. You're sad?

The moment that I'm losing the fight.

All right, let me tell you the good news.

We don't need the monitor.

Peter!

You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend.

Did you give me that bath, young man?

It's proprietary.

Oh.

Wow, that's a big good time to turn invisible.

Yep. Okay, not gonna turn invisible.

Selecting a bagel.

Act super normal.

Spider -Man?

You know that's funny? I get that a lot.

Hey. Spider -Man?

Hey! Hands up!

Now we do a switchy -switchy. What? Get back here!

Where do you think you're going?

Hey!

just like i taught you when did you teach me that i did it's a little joke

building all right you ready of course i'm not ready i

can't do this yet everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense

life -threatening pressure

Pray your shoulders. Don't forget to follow through.

Don't shoot up your back foot. Let's kill me again. Then stop listening to

That's the best idea you've had all day.

Hey, Miles.

I'm doing it.

Double tap to release and flip it out again. Okay. Flip and release and flip.

I gotta say, you're amazing, man.

We're a little peeved.

Me as the teacher who can still do it. You as the student who can do it, just

not as good.

I'm proud of us.

Is there something you want to say to me?

Peter!

What the? Who did that?

Hey

guys.

Gwen, actually.

Oh, you know her.

Very cool.

I'm from another dimension.

I mean, another, another dimension.

All right, people. Let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen

Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

And for the last two years, I've been the one and only Spider -Woman.

You guys know the rest.

I joined a band.

Saved my dad.

Couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker.

So now I save everyone else.

And I don't do friends anymore.

Just to avoid any distraction.

And one day this weird thing happened.

And I mean like, really weird.

I was blown into last week.

Literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York.

My spider sense told me to head to Visions Academy.

You guys are... Wasn't sure why until I met you.

I like your haircut.

You don't get to like my haircut.

Let's go.

How many more spider people are there? The same as the comic con.

What comic con?

Richard, come on.

I killed Spider -Man.

Why did I just see two more?

There's three, actually.

No, this is good. This is very, very good. This means you get what you want.

It means my collider works.

All we have to do is kill a couple of spiders, and the collider will bring

family back.

As many families as you want.

He broke this?

Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed about it, so just keep it between us,

okay?

I know where we can make a new one.

And we won't let him break it this time.

I'm sorry about your friend.

Thanks, Miles.

I know how hard this is to have to figure this stuff out on your own.

It's kind of nice not being the only spider person around.

Yeah. If you ever decide to do forensic again, I could always open up the slot.

I'll keep you posted.

Cool.

We should probably go.

Peter, we're literally on the doorstep.

Bad idea, bad idea. It's a bad idea.

You guys are all very sweet, but no more fans today, please.

I'm not ready for this.

Peter?

Hey, Aunt May.

So this is going to sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an... An

alternate dimension.

Yeah.

You look tired, Peter.

Well, I am tired.

And older.

And thicker.

Yeah, I've heard that already. Oh, jeez, are those sweatpants?

Yep. I'm sure what they are.

I was there when it all happened.

I am so sorry.

And what dimension are you from?

Brooklyn.

Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?

Like Cooper.

Follow me.

Oh yeah, I got one of these too.

There's a little shed where I keep my spider gear.

I mean, this place is pretentious.

Dude, was yours anything like this? Mine was like this, but take away the Jeep,

the plane.

Imagine it way smaller.

Imagine a futon.

I feel sad for this guy.

Hey, Peter.

I think this is it.

Peter knew how dangerous the job was, but he figured the only one who could

this guy was Spider -Man.

Kingpin knows we're coming.

We're going to be outnumbered. Don't be so sure.

You might need these.

You think you're the only people who thought to come here?

Hey, fellas.

It means black and white? Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.

Wherever I go, the wind follows.

And the wind, it smells like rain.

This could literally

not get any weirder.

It can get weirder.

I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet.

No other reason.

You're like me.

My name is Peter Parker.

My name is Penny Parker.

My name is Peter Parker.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider. In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a

private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis.

A lot.

I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who

lives inside my father's robot.

And we're best friends.

Forever. Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel

something, anything.

Oh. I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around,

working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance

and I do this with my pants and my... Okay, enough!

So, uh, how did you get here?

Well, kind of a long story.

Maybe not that long.

We're just trying to find a way home.

The only way home is back through that Collider gizmo.

The only trouble is... One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.

I'll do it.

No, no, no, no. You guys don't get it. Don't get what?

None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die.

I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off.

And I'm gonna get you all home.

before I do.

Look, I made a promise, so I have to keep it.

Who are you again? This is Miles, and he's gonna save the multiverse.

Yeah, man. This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now.

I can't do it on command. He can't do it on command, but it is cool.

Show him the zappy thing, Miles.

Can't do it on command.

You can't do it on command.

But he can do so much more. Like, what else do you do? Just those two things.

Just those two things.

Look,

I've seen him in action.

He's got potential.

I think he's going to get us home.

Okay, little fella.

Kingpin's going to send a lot of mugs after you, and I'm talking hard, boys.

Real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once? Well, I haven't

actually. Botany one. Surprise attack!

Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at? Can I? What? Surprise attack!

Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer? Can you close off

your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent

actions? Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get

out of the dang house once in a while? Can you float through the air when you

smell a delicious pie?

What? Can you be strong? Loose?

Discipline? I don't know. Maybe.

Please, soldier.

Bubbles. No matter how many times you get hit.

Can you get back up?

Fireman.

Come on, Miles.

You can do this.

Come on, Miles. Get up.

Come on, Miles. Get up.

You need to be more honest with yourself about this.

He's not ready. It's obvious. There's no way. But if he can't do this, we have

to stay and do it for him. He's looking right at us. while we talk about it.

Miles?

Miles?

See that?

He can, uh, turn invisible.

Aaron, it's Jeff.

Look, I need you to call me if you've heard from Miles.

He has a soft spot for you, and we haven't heard

from him.

And you know I wouldn't reach out if this wasn't important.

Hope you're good.

Dear Uncle Aaron, I gotta do something, and I don't know if I can do it.

I'm scared, man.

I'm just tired of letting everybody down.

You're the only one I can talk to.

I just wish you were here.

Mr. Fisker.

I've got the security tapes for the tunnel right here.

If the kid's out there, I'll find him.

You know me, sir.

I don't ever quit.

Thank you.

This is purple now.

Blue now.

Has anyone heard from Miles?

Look, he's just clearing his head. I know the kid. He's got what it takes.

I bet you he's going to come back through that door, recharged, and ready

fight. My uncle.

Hey, where have you been? My uncle, Aaron. He's the prowler. Slow down. He's

watching for Kingpin. He tried to kill me. This is a pretty hardcore origin

story. It's okay. It's okay. We're going to figure it out.

Will you follow?

No, I don't think so.

He played.

Real homie. Oh, great. It's lived.

I guess I was followed.

I don't know.

Get out of here, kid.

You messed up big time, kid. Very sloppy.

Watch out for that.

Let me go.

The scorpion or the spider, uh, gay. Would you mind taking this outside?

We don't pick the ballroom. We just dance.

Oh, I think I'll pick that one.

I got this, buddy.

Leave the kid alone!

You gotta go, man.

Yeah, on my way.

Give me that.

Don't be stupid. Get handed over now.

Finish it.

I'll let you down, man. I'll let you down.

You're the best of all of us, Mom.

You're on your way.

Just keep going.

Keep going.

Put your arms up now!

Turn around.

All units.

I want an APB on a new Spider -Man.

You okay?

We've all been there.

Now for me, for me it was my Uncle Ben.

For me, it was my Uncle Benjamin.

For me, it was my father.

For me, it was my best friend.

Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.

Look, it was my fault.

You wouldn't understand.

Miles, we're probably the only ones who do understand.

Oh, no.

Who in here can start a fire?

That way, that way.

Other way, other way, other way.

Hey,

there. Do animals talk in this dimension? Because I don't want to freak

out.

What's going on?

Bye, Miles.

Miles, I came to say goodbye.

We can say goodbye at the Collider. You're not getting it. You're staying

I need to be there so you can all go home. They are going home, Miles.

I'm the only one staying.

You're taking my place?

If you stay here, you'll die. I'm doing what needs to be done.

I just wanted you to hear it from me.

What about MJ?

Not everything works out, kid.

I need the goober.

Please don't make me take it from you. That's not fair. You've got to tell them

I can do this. It wasn't their decision.

I've got to make Kingpin pay. You have to let me make him pay.

Mount, you're going to get yourself killed. But I'm ready. I promise.

Then venom strike me right now.

Or turn invisible on command so you can get past me.

But you don't have it yet.

I'm sorry.

When will I know I'm ready?

You won't.

It's a leap of faith.

That's all it is, Miles.

A leap of faith.

Miles, it's your dad.

Please open the door.

Miles, I can see your shadow moving around.

Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it. You're still ignoring me.

Look, can we talk for a minute?

Something... Something happened.

Look, sometimes people drift apart much.

And I don't want that to happen to us, okay?

Look, I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to

say, but I'm... I see this spark in you. It's amazing.

It's why I push you, but it's yours.

Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great.

But call me when you can, okay?

I love you.

You don't have to say it back, no.

200 miles per hour with a blindfold on.

Mama always asking where did I go wrong. What's your line, huh? What's up,

Danger?

What's up, Danger?

I see this spark in you. It's amazing.

Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great.

Our family doesn't want anything.

You're the best of all of us, Mom.

You're on your way.

Keep going.

When do I know I'm Spider -Man?

He won't.

That's all it is, Miles.

A leap of faith.

Like, what's up, danger?

Like, what's up, danger?

Like, what's up, danger?

Like,

what's up, danger?

Made of myself.

Perfectly.

I like it all on the edge, just like you. I like tall buildings, I believe in

them. I go hard with it, no matter how...

Ken has a private elevator entrance from his penthouse to the Collider below.

Didn't count on having an audience.

You're not kidding.

Thank you. It's nice to be with you this evening to celebrate Spider -Man.

You and I were very close.

It was always good.

What a pig.

I'm right here.

Hold on.

Get a load of how the waiters are dressed.

It's in poor taste, but it can't be that easy.

That easy.

I just want to thank Mary Jane Parker for being here this evening.

MJ?

Pay attention.

It's not your MJ, Peter, okay?

I'm sorry. I'll be right back.

Peter, come here. Trust me. I've been there.

You've got to move on, buddy. One second. Let me just... Oh!

Hello. Oh, wow.

Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table 12?

Yeah.

I'm just, uh, I'm really sorry.

Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread. I wasn't there for you when you needed me.

I didn't even try. That's fine. You know, I should really get going. I know

could do better.

If I just had another chance to give you the bread that you deserve.

Are you okay? Ma 'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.

Been nice talking to you. They should fill this place up with fresh bread. Are

you all right, ma 'am?

Oh, yeah, totally.

Okay, good, because we are not getting any bread.

I'm just sorry my family can't see what we're doing.

Initializing primary ignition sequence.

Sleep.

Start the sequence.

Uploading Vanessa Fisk and Richard Fisk DNA sequence.

Beginning scan for dimensional maps.

Secondary ignition in 5, 4, 3, 2,

1.

Perfect. Peter, you don't have to stay behind.

I can do it. It's okay.

I've made up my mind.

I'll put the goober in and take over the beam. After you're gone, I'll blow it

up.

Good luck, guys.

Angel, we're here.

Nice to see you again, Peter.

Why are

we difficult?

We're done, Peter.

Any last words? Can I get a minute to think about it? You have a pen?

Goodbye, Peter Parker.

Who did that?

Miles?

Spider -Man?

I love you. I'm so proud of you.

Oh, yeah,

I forgot about her.

Well, that doesn't promise him. No, it doesn't.

I've got genetic matches.

Hold on. It's too risky. Shut up and turn it off.

I'll be right there.

I can't get through.

God,

are you seeing this?

Looks like our dimensions are coming to us.

That looked cool, though, right?

We gotta get back up there.

Is that all you got? You're gonna fight or you're just a puffing gum, you hard

-poiled turtle -slapper?

I'm quite a fool.

What are you?

Some kind of silly cartoon?

You got a problem with cartoons?

I like the suit.

Hey, I made it myself.

That was adorable, kid!

Now hold on tight!

Buckle up, guys. This is going to take a while.

All right, never mind.

Let's end this thing. Guys, I got it. I'll go.

I'm the one with the goop.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Don't wash your mouth.

Wash the hands.

That was good.

We taught him that, right? I didn't teach him that.

And you definitely didn't.

You okay?

Alert! The quadrilateral has been reversed.

This is it.

Well, it's nice to know we're not alone.

Right? Yeah.

I got the portal open.

You first, Penny.

Thank you, Miles.

From both of us.

I, uh...

Love you all.

I'm taking this cube thing with me.

I don't understand it, but I will.

I want you to have this.

It'll fit in your pocket.

That's all, folks.

You allowed to say that?

Legally?

Do I get to like the hairdo now?

You know I'm older than you.

Fifteen months, but it's pretty significant if you ask me.

Well, Einstein said time was relative, right?

Nice.

Friends?

Friends.

Cool.

See you around, Spider -Man.

Your turn.

Yeah, yeah.

Right.

You're not going anywhere!

Hold him off. You shut this down.

Peter, that wasn't the deal! Push the green button!

Do not wait for me!

What are you doing?

Peter, you've got to go home! This guy could kill you! I can't let Spider -Man

die! Neither can I.

It's okay.

Yeah, it is okay.

You gotta go home, man.

How do I know I'm not gonna mess it up again?

You won't.

Right.

Ain't no reason, babe.

Let's eat it.

Adios.

Not

so

easy doing it on your own, is it?

I can't. Wait to kill one more Spider -Man.

What?

What are you doing?

Stay away from me. Vanessa.

Vanessa. Richard. What are we doing here? I don't know, Richard.

Vanessa. It's me, you know.

We're leaving now.

Don't go.

You're not stopping.

Not today.

I am stopping it. Right now.

I

need backup.

The man couldn't even beat me.

You're not...

You're

not my baby.

Now, I'm going to make sure you never see yours again.

I'll always have my family.

You ever hear of the shoulder touch?

What?

Hey.

Fuck!

Hey, David!

What the fuck?

Miles? Miles?

Miles? Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

You're probably busy, though. No, no, no, no. I can talk. I can talk.

Luke, so I came by earlier because, uh... Your uncle... I know, Dad.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

Did you know, did he?

I thought I did.

I was wrong.

Look, Miles, what I said at the door...

It wasn't just talk.

Look, you know, I was thinking maybe we could run a nice wall privately owned,

like at the police station. All right. And you could throw up some of your

art.

Okay,

Miles? Miles?

Yeah?

Come on, man. It's immobile.

Officer Spider -Man.

Listen, um, down there, that was... I mean, I owe you... Okay!

I look forward to working with you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too, I guess.

But I don't approve of your method, but we're just going to have to agree to

disagree.

Thank you for your bravery tonight.

I love you.

Wait, what?

Look behind you.

All right, I'm clean.

Yeah, thanks, Spider -Man. Thank you. Yeah, Spider -Man. What's up, Spider

Yeah, I'm the new Spider -Man. Check it out.

Whoa!

That was part of the move.

Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah?

For real this time. This is it.

My name is Miles Morales.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for like two days, I've been the one

and only Spider -Man.

I think you know the rest.

I finished my essay.

I saved a bunch of people.

I hit by a drone.

I did this with my dad.

Met my roommate, finally.

That particular one, my dad's never going to find me.

And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I

remember my friends who get it.

I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff, but I can.

Anyone can wear the mask.

You could wear the mask.

If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now.

I'm Spider -Man.

I'm not the only one.

Not by a long shot.

I had to get out of the long and figure it out on my own. And I know what I

really want now.

Can't stop me, can't break me.

But don't kill me, don't make me.

Shoot for the stars, don't claim them. And now I see clearly.

Gotta go hard.

This is my arena. I'm the black widow with a bad stinger

and I make you scream like a bad singer. I'm everything that you want to be.

Trust more.

Outro Music

I ain't got time to work.

Fight crime through the night time. When the light shine, I go python.

I'm falling on my last lifeline. There's no way in my right mind. My city up on

my back tight. How can I possibly act right? I'm Robin Hood. I'm the Black

Knight. I know to earn my last fight. Cause I win over and over again.

Battling evil, I'm hoping to win. Fighting my demons. I'm nice for a

face with the bleeding, I'm throwing my fins.

How can you expect me to stay sane? Protect me. My technique go X speed on

highways and jets.

I ain't got no time to be hanging around.

Nobody's trying to figure out if they're good or evil. I'm fighting a crime.

Save your lives one at a time. I'm killing the rhymes. I do it for the

see the park and running through the sticks with a bag full of tricks. My

you better choose a side. I may have lost the battle, but I will not lose the

war. I can promise you I will not lose this time. I really got independent.

I really got independent.

Now we winning. I got my homies in the building. So we're going to have to win

and convert the finish. The world is mine and you're going to have to pay me

attention. And I did everything that I did on my own. I'm a one -on -one for

real. I can never be a clone. Better talk to me nice. Better watch your tone.

And I'm putting on for my whole song.

You gotta go hard.

My position had to stand down, but I had to make the perfect plan. Now I'm on

the way.

I had to fight for the city.

I had to fight for the people.

You got to do what all leaders do.

Everyone here, we believe in you. You can be a hero because we see you do it.

And this is the time that we need you.

Everyone is here to see you move.

We winning, we winning, we winning. We put our world on the way.

And every time you're swinging through the city, you are saving the game.

We had a fight for the city.

Competition was lethal.

Honestly, it's no biggie. I had to do what all leaders do.

We keep on going until we win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All of whom we're going to need.

Tearing headlights when they freeze.

But we keep on going until we win.

This morning I woke up in the fortress of distortion.

I'm at war with my emotions. I'm at war with the enforcement.

Trying to fight for what's right and got sidetracked. Where your mind at? Never

mind that. Can't be thinking to blink. You swimming, you sinking. You winning,

you leaving the heaven. I loaded my weapon.

I stay with my brethren. I pray for protection. I pray in my sight. So I'm

what's right and not asking no questions.

I want to be home free.

Where's one that was lonely?

When I'm ready and waiting for my day of salvation and I'm patient.

I'm coming home now.

I'm coming home.

Right where I belong now.

Right where I belong.

They looking for savings, I'm looking for safety.

They never gonna break me, take me.

Down on my knees, believe I'm never gonna beg to plead. I never say never,

guarantee. Gather my strength, going hard in the paint. Paint you with

put on display.

I'm gonna get it, I don't give you no check. Can't take me down now.

Oh, body bells, body bells, swinging through Midtown.

Oh, what fun to swing a web and take the bad guys down.

Body bells, body bells, whipping all the time.

Oh, what fun to swing around New York while fighting crime.

Swinging through the street, a web of private filth.

Kicking all the butts of villains and their ilk. Bum from goblins fling,

Pumpkins booming bright, bright!

How hard it is to consistently bring peace to New York all night.

Spidey bells might be swell to do more than fight crime.

I got a lot of qualities that don't get much at all.

I can sing, I can dance, I tell jokes, I act. I get big, big, big deal by age

and call me back.

Why did I agree to do this stupid

song?

You're a bit late. We can't all be everywhere at once.

A little text might have been nice. I was gone for less than two hours. What

happened? Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but here's the good news.

Oh, here we go.

The multiverse didn't collapse. Oh, cool.

Touch and go.

But it worked out. Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober? It's not a

goober. It's a gizmo. You always have to call me out. This is really

frustrating. Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype. Not

But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump.

Or the last. Okay, so we're just going to roll the dice on this? So what do you

say, pal?

Where do you want to go first?

Let's start at the beginning one last time.

Earth -67.

Whoa. What the? I'm Spider -Man.

I need you to come with me. Who the heck are you? I just told you that. Listen,

listen. I'm from the future. How dare you point at me? You were pointing

Rude to point. You're being very rude. You're not even believing what I'm

saying. Which one pointed first?

Spider -Man pointed first. Obviously. You're pointing at me right now as you

that. Look at you. I'm just pointing at you.

Look at your finger right now. It's different than normal pointing. You are

pointing at me.

You're accusing me of pointing while you're pointing.