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To be a zombie or a vampire.

To be eternal, to live forever.

A dream of mankind.

The way of Radu, the secrets of eternal life.

- No!

No!

No!

Help!

No!

No!

- Oh, it's warm.

- Well it's hot out.

- It's nice. - This is a hell of a way

to spend spring break, at my parent's house.

It's not that bad.

They've got a pool, I think it's great

just lounging out here.

- I'm bored.

- Look, if you're that bored,

I'll stay here with you tonight

and I'll just go back to the sorority house tomorrow.

- Okay.

Wanna go for a swim?

- Yeah, but I'm not getting my hair wet.

No way, you'll never dry.

But you are.

Come on, it's great.

It feels great. - Is it cold?

- Come on, jump.

Whoo! Isn't it great?

This feels incredible. - I know, it's great.

You're gonna get your hair wet,

gonna get your hair wet! - Get away!

Where'd you learn all those tricks?

This beats school any time.

And you think this is boring?

What? Are you crazy?

This is the life.

I'm not bored anymore.

I love it.

Do you want to drink a beer after this?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, these shorts are really staying on.

Why didn't you bring your bathing suit?

- It's hot. - Did you forget?

- I don't have one. - You don't have one?

- Stop splashing me.

Stop, you're irritating me.

- You got my hair wet!

- Too bad, too bad, stop splashing me.

- I'm gonna kill you.

Having fun now?

- Well at least I'm not bored.

- I think you lost your shorts.

What are you doing?

- I'm getting out.

I'm getting out and I'm drying off.

Whoo!

Coming out?

- Yeah, I think I'm gonna come out.

Wasn't that fun?

- That was great. - I thought that felt great.

- That was great.

- Oh yeah, it feels great to relax.

- So, is Frankie still the bitch

that she always was?

Oh, she's not that bad.

She's worse.

No, I'm just kidding, no really, she's not that bad.

I guess she's all right. - I bet she is.

- I don't know.

- Is it okay if I stop by tomorrow afternoon?

Oh yeah sure, stop by.

- Okay good, 2 o'clock.

- That sounds good. - All right.

- Yeah. - Good.

- I can't believe it's spring

and I'm still stuck here on campus.

It's not that bad, you'll go to Florida next year.

- Next year my ass, I should be there now.

- Kim's gonna be surprised to find her car washed.

- Ah, no problem.

- Thanks for helping me wax it.

- It's no problem, you know, I don't mind.

Kim's a good friend, I'd do anything for her anyway.

- I hope Frankie's not still pissed off at me.

- Oh don't even worry about it you know?

In my opinion, I think Frankie's a conceited snob anyway

so I wouldn't even worry.

Don't even listen to what she says.

It serves her right.

- Yeah, I don't like hurting anybody.

- Oh please, you know, her fragile ego,

I'm sure she'll get over it you know what I mean?

- You know, I do feel a little guilty about Frankie

but I wouldn't trade Kim in for anybody.

- You don't have anything to feel guilty about.

- Can you give me the hose? - Yeah sure.

- Thanks.

- Well you know your parents, they did say

if your grades didn't improve

they were gonna cut your allowance.

- I know, but my parents are old.

I mean, the money means nothing to them,

they just want control over me that's all.

- Well you know, they are your parents

and you do owe them at least that much

to get good grades

because they are paying for your tuition.

- No look, I don't owe them anything all right?

I didn't want to come to this hell hole out in the woods.

I wanted to go to Florida State

but no, I had to come here,

I had to follow in my mother's footsteps

so I can maybe like, marry some asshole like my father.

- Look, missed a spot.

- So I did.

- You're not gonna squirt me, are you?

Stop it's cold!

Stop it.

Oh my god, look what you did to me.

Geeze, I'm all wet, thanks a lot.

Oh my.

Give it!

You're getting wet, you're getting wet.

- I don't think so.

- Give me the hose!

How is it broken?

How do you like it? Cold enough?

- Get a job, transfer,

you know, go where you want to go.

- Get a job? What, are you crazy?

My parents are loaded.

- Oh no.

You're gonna get it, you are gonna get it.

- Think you're so smart?

The hose is broken.

- Oh shit.

- How do you like it, huh?

Won't have to take a shower for a week.

Get off, no!

- I don't know, get a job, I mean

what good is it gonna do if your parents cut you off?

- Okay, okay, got that all worked out.

If they cut me off, I'll go to Dave's garage,

get a bill, fax it to my mother's office

and tell her I need the money to get my car repaired.

- Yeah, but is Dave gonna do that?

- He'll do anything for me.

He's got the hots for me, can't you tell?

- Yeah, I know he's got the hots for you and all

but what if your mother calls?

She's not that smart.

- Hey man, you never know, she just might call.

- Well I'll get Dave to lie for me, that's what I'll do.

He'll do anything for me, he's got the hots for me.

Boy, am I a genius or what?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why don't we just go and help Frank and Karen with the car?

- Yeah, I guess so.

I'm not doing anything better.

- Come on, let's go.

I see you've been washing my car, nice job.

Real nice job.

I think it looks pretty good.

- Missed a spot here, there.

- You don't have to get too picky about it,

they were just washing the car.

Oh wait, there's a clean spot.

Hmm, found another spot.

Is that a spot or is that a sticky?

Oh come on, it's not that bad

I mean, you know, washing the car

it's not like you're getting a wax job or anything.

There a big spot over here.

Yeah, check this out.

- What are you talking about?

Oh you bastard.

- Oh my god, I'm gonna kill you.

- You die.

Oh god, I can't believe you guys.

- You jerks. - Idiots.

Bet you thought that was real funny too, huh?

- Welcome to the party.

You just wait, I'm gonna get you,

you'll see.

Oh man, you're lucky I'm a nice person.

Oh man, just wait. - Sucks, it still sucks.

- Now I changed my mind about the car job.

- Oh that feels good.

- It's too cold, what are you trying to do?

Wash us too?

Come on.

All right that's it, I've had it,

you're gonna get it.

That's it.

Get the psycho hose beast.

You're like, so dead.

Give me some water.

- No, you didn't get any.

Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna get both of you.

- Whose side are you on?

I'm gonna get water from the other hose.

That's what you get.

- It's a hot day, it actually feels pretty good.

- Yeah it's not half bad.

Yeah, you won't have to shower right?

- How about, would you like some more?

- Oh no, no!

Come on!

You're turn!

Feels good, doesn't it?

- It's so cold!

- It feels good doesn't it?

- No it doesn't feel good,

it's freezing! - She loves it,

I can tell.

Oh god, I hate you guys.

It's a way to cool off huh?

- Come on!

- All right, all cleaned up now.

- Oh no!

- I'm gonna kill you.

Oh my god, look at what you did.

I'm gonna kill you.

- Okay guys, I think its time we dry off now.

- Let's dry off, yeah I think,

I'm a little bit water logged here.

- Want to wash my car? - Just when it was

getting fun.

- Yeah guys, come on let's go.

- Ah, you're no fun. - Oh shut up.

- I can't believe it

this was so silly. - That was a good shower.

- Listen, I got to get ready to go to work.

- All right.

Thanks, thanks for washing my car and me you know.

- I hope you enjoyed your shower.

- Yeah well, I could've taken one before,

I don't need this.

That's all right. - Thanks for my shower too.

- I'll see you, I gotta go. - Bye.

Come on.

- Where are we going anyway?

I'm soaked, I can't believe it right.

- I feel like a drowned rat.

- Your boyfriend, I'm gonna kill him.

I'm gonna kill you.

- Kill him? I'm gonna kill both of you.

- But look, it was hot you know,

we got a little shower,

it actually felt good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna kill, I'm gonna kill you.

- Oh yeah? - Wash me, Jesus.

- It's hot out here. - Yeah.

- I can't wait to dry off.

- I met this great guy called Jim, the other day.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, he lives at that house.

Why don't you ask him if we could stop by tonight?

- Me? You want me to ask him?

I can't do that, I don't even know this guy.

Why don't you go? You met him.

- Well if I ask him, it looks like I'm after him

or something, you know what I mean?

- Yeah just go, go ahead, go ask him.

- Oh god, yeah all right.

Okay I'll do this but this is it,

it's it, I'm not doing this again ever.

- So tell me about this guy Jim.

I mean like, is he cute? Is he good looking?

- Nah, Jim doesn't live there.

It's this weird guy, just got out of the nut house.

Faith told me about him.

- Get out.

- He's into like, voodoo

or something weird like that.

Oh geeze, wait 'til she finds out.

That's a good one.

- Oh ouch, ow, you're hurting me!

Let go, Frankie!

Frankie help!

Help Frankie!

Help, help! - Hey!

- He's got Kim.

- Help me! Hurry! - Kim!

- What's the matter with you?

Are you mental of something?

- Let me introduce you to the ways of Radu.

- You're crazy. - Let her go you pervert.

- You're some kind of perverted freak, let her go.

- I wasn't gonna hurt her.

I'll call the police on you.

Did you see what that guy did?

- He's sick, just don't worry about it.

- The old mental- - He's a mental case.

- You told me that was Jim's house.

- I must've picked out the wrong house.

- You lied to me. - It was a joke,

but we didn't know this was gonna happen.

Are you all right?

- How could you not know who lives there?

- That was a really sick thing

to do. - You wouldn't expect

somebody to do something like that.

- That was a really sick thing

to do. - I just want to go home.

- You'll be all right, you'll be all right.

- I just want to go home. - Let's leave.

- Are you gonna be all right?

I don't think I feel so well.

- Sit down, sit down.

We're really sorry, I mean it wasn't my idea,

I didn't even know about it 'til she told me.

You'll be all right.

- We should teach that asshole a lesson.

- Really. - I don't think

that's such a good idea.

I don't think he was trying to hurt me,

let's just forget it.

- That guy's sick.

- Oh god, I'm gonna throw up. - Are you all right?

- Wait a minute.

I'll be right back.

- Where are you going?

What are you gonna do with that?

- I'm gonna scare him like he scared us.

- Look, I'm scared of guns

so you can just count me out.

- Nothing will happen, I'm just gonna scare him.

- Are you crazy?

- Come on, let's go

- Frankie, I don't think this is a good idea.

- Oh god, where the hell did they go?

Shit, what if that crazy guy comes?

I don't believe this.

- Oh god, what did you do?

- It was an accident, I didn't know it was loaded.

- Didn't know it was loaded?

You killed the guy!

- Oh my god, you have to call for help.

Oh my god.

- What, what? Are you crazy?

Get the hell out of here. - No, I'm serious,

the guy's gonna die.

- Guys, what do we do here?

- I say we leave.

- Oh my god. - Like now.

- We can't do that.

Oh god, let's get out of here.

- Don't worry about me, I'm all right,

I'll be okay.

It's all right, you can leave, go.

- Hey, did you see all that blood?

- Look, the way he was bleeding-

- He was dying.

- The way he was bleeding, he's got to be dead by now.

He's gotta be.

- No, listen guys.

Something's really, really wrong.

I went over there, I looked at him

and I swear to god, he looked up at me, smiled,

and said he was okay.

That's really strange.

- He didn't look okay to me.

- We gotta get back over there.

We gotta see if he's dead or not.

- I'm not going okay?

You can count me out, no way.

- I don't know about this, I really don't know.

- I'm not going. - Something's really,

really wrong. - I'm going,

and you're going with me.

- I'm not going with you.

- You're in just as deep as I am, come on.

- Frankie, no!

- Oh god, not again.

- You guys, I don't want to go in there.

I don't want to go.

- There's nothing to be scared of.

If he's not dead- - Are you kidding?

- If he tries anything he's dead.

- There's something really, really weird

about it. - There is something weird

about this, I don't like this. - I don't know what kind

of games, like you shouldn't have even shot,

why did you even shoot him?

- It was an accident. - You got to be crazy.

- We're gonna go to jail for this.

- You guys, I want to go home okay?

- And he looked up at me, he looked up at me

and said- - It was obviously

a flesh wound.

- A flesh wound? - Look, this isn't funny

anymore, okay, I just want to leave okay?

- It can't be a flesh wound

when a guy is bleeding to death

in a pile of blood, looks up at me and smiles.

- The guy was dead. - It's not Howdy Doody time.

- Maybe he had a bullet proof vest or shirt

or something on. - Please, let's just get

out of here. - Not everyday you walk up

to a house, shoot somebody

well oh, I've got a bullet proof vest, I'm okay.

It's not gonna work, we are so-

- This is nuts. - We gotta go back.

- This is so wrong. - Just gotta go back.

- I'm not going back, I'm not going there.

I don't want to get killed,

I don't want to have something happen to me.

If you want to go, fine.

- This guy, there's something wrong.

- It's your fault,

you started this whole thing. - You know, if we decide to go

keep a low pro okay?

Because he is something wrong.

- He was dead. - Really, really.

- There was blood all over.

- He wasn't dead!

- He had to have been!

Nobody could live

through that. - He wasn't dead!

- Nobody could live through that.

- Obviously there's something really wrong

if he wasn't dead, looking up at me,

smiling no less. - Guys.

- With a bullet in his chest.

- I don't believe in that

mystical shit. - Guys, I don't like this okay

I don't like this at all.

- Oh god, I swear I'm telling you.

- This is nuts.

This is nuts. - I'm telling you

something is wrong, and who the hell is Radu?

- I have no idea. - Who the hell is Radu?

The guy's sick.

- See? See?

I told you he was okay, I told you.

- Well I don't understand it

but not a word to anyone, okay?

- Let's get out of here guys.

- Radu.

I will get you sacrifices and a bride tonight.

- Oh, what?

Hey, what are you doing?

- It's my way of saying hello.

- Well maybe I'll return the greeting sometime.

- Hey, we'll talk about that later

but right now, I need a favor.

I need a fake bill to fax my mother

so she'll send me some money

and I need you to cover for me if she calls here.

- What do you need?

- Mmm, I don't know, three, four hundred?

- Okay wait a minute.

All right, let's see.

We can put down towing, $45.

Timing chain, $275.

Oh, don't forget the tune up, $25.

Oh, that's a total of $345, great.

- Oh, don't forget the tax.

That brings it up to $365.70.

- Thanks, I really owe you one.

Oh.

- Maybe I'll get to collect some time.

Oh, maybe if you play your cards right.

- Not here, not here.

Come on, let's go to your office.

- I know it's crazy.

I mean, we were sitting there, she shot him,

I saw him get shot.

And then like, we go back up there to look at him

and he's alive, raking the lawn.

- You know Frankie, it's probably just another one

of her practical jokes.

- It's possible, but you know,

she did seem a little shook up.

I mean, she was telling me not to tell anybody

and stuff you know, I'm a little worried.

- Look, Frankie's always trying to get you going.

Just forget about her.

Besides, I got more important things on my mind.

- Karen?

Karen?

Karen?

Frankie?

Is anyone here?

Where the hell is everyone?

Where is everyone?

I need a joint.

I'm sick of this place.

Is anyone alive?

Where is everyone?

- Another sacrifice for Radu.

- Killer Video.

Frankie, it's Janet.

I was expecting your call.

I received the fax.

- Is mom there? I have to talk to mom.

I need money to get the car out of the garage.

- Mom and dad are out of town at a convention.

I don't think I can reach them Frankie.

- Then can you send me the money?

Look, I'm not bull shittin' you, I really need the money.

- Look Frankie, I'll send the money

or I'll bring it down tonight, okay?

Okay I'll talk to you then, bye.

Jim?

Do you think you could close tonight?

I have to drive down to Frankie's school.

- Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.

- And if you don't have plans,

I'll probably have to stay over

so could you open tomorrow morning?

- No problem.

- All right, thanks a lot.

Oh my god, it works every time.

What a buffoon.

- Oh my god.

Wait until I tell Jolie about this nightmare.

Sacrifice for Radu.

- Karen?

Kim?

Maybe they went to Hugo's.

Hey you pervert, where are my friends?

I know you got them in there.

God.

You pervert, you killed my friends.

- Another sacrifice for Radu.

Blood for Radu.

- Now Miss Anderson, can you tell me why you're here?

- I already told the officer at the front desk.

- I know, tell me.

- Okay, me and my friends went to this house

on River Road, all right?

And this guy was there and my friend shot him,

but he wasn't dead.

And now they're missing.

- You know the man's name?

- No.

- How about the street or house number?

- Yes, it's, the number is 157 I believe.

- Bill, it's Dick.

Yeah, do you know Hugo Parker's address on River Road?

That's what I thought, get a car to drive by there

and see what's going on, thanks.

Okay, this man your friend shot.

Was he about 50, short with a beard?

Yes, yes, that's him.

- And you saw your friend shoot him?

Yes, Frankie shot him.

- This Frankie is a girl or a guy?

A girl.

- And you saw her shoot him?

Yes, well no actually.

When I came back, he was just lying

in a puddle of blood.

I'm assuming she shot him.

- Did you see him die? Or his dead body?

No, we all came back

and we saw him working in the yard.

It's weird.

- Then he wasn't dead was he?

No but.

- Yeah go ahead, this is Stanley.

Okay, you sure it's him?

What's he doing?

Okay, thanks for the drive by.

Miss Anderson, your dead man is out raking his lawn.

All I know is there's something strange

going on, my friends are missing.

What are you gonna do about it?

- Fuck your roommates.

They're either playing a trick on you

or you're a nut, I vote on the latter.

Now get the hell out of here

before I book you for filing a false report.

- But it's true, all of it! - Look lady, I'm not

telling you, let's go. - Oh come on please,

you have to listen to me.

You've got to help me.

Could Detective Stanley be right?

Is this one of Frankie's stupid practical jokes

to get even with me?

Probably, she never got over the fact

that Frank picked me over here, stupid girl.

I don't know.

Jesus I swear, sometimes I wonder.

Come to me my bride

and be with me forever.