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Once representing an unlimited supply of food,

years of drug and lifestyle

excesses had left most of the human race

undefended for consumption.

Faced with the possibility of starvation if this kept up,

Different colonies of vampires developed with the intent of overthrowing each

other.

Blood was all that mattered.

Water is coming.

Oh, look at that.

Did you see the back bumper on that?

Rip that shit apart, brother. What?

hey good looking you want to party

do you want me to blow your mind

Come on.

it will. Get back there and cook those burgers, man.

Call the sheriff, man!

So you still want to fuck me?

Yes.

Did you know better than us?

Oh, you're good.

But I used to travel these roads in a covered wagon.

Oh, shite, not again.

Help me get her to the couch.

I couldn't help it.

Someone was chasing us.

It could have been another cook or that same guy.

I'm so hungry.

Hungry? I'm bloody starving, love.

But I've been sucking on me own arm again rather than risk exposing us all.

Sorry, sister.

This is for recycling purposes only.

I'm sick of this.

We need clean up a lot.

All right.

Well, let's state in the obvious part of our plan to actually do something about

it then.

I'm not sure, but it's time we got out of here.

Where's Yayo?

Seems she's got a hot date.

a freak are you?

You'll find out soon enough.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Look, I got to tell you something.

I had crabs like eight years ago.

He kind of just went away.

So I figured I'd just be honest and tell you.

I got some condoms.

Got some dental dams in the car.

We can get up in there.

You pigs already polluted the air and the water.

Why'd you have to ruin this too?

Baxter, we gotta talk.

I can't do this anymore.

We gotta relocate or something.

We're out. We were gonna leave without you. Start packing your drinks.

I don't need anything at a shithole.

Let's just go.

Do you have pun then?

Yes.

We have to leave.

Are you feeling any better?

No.

Our blood tastes steel now.

Look, you tried. It's enough for me.

But it's not enough for all of us.

Gotta be incognito, eh?

The plan is this.

First we need to refill.

Then we need to find out exactly what's going on.

Where are we going to go?

We're going to L .A.

We're going to L .A. for clean blood.

Don't look at me.

Ain't my plan.

Well, we actually agree to something.

Amen to that.

Burning. Cut it out.

A lot of it died that way.

Used to me.

That's what makes it funny.

Next town, we need to fill up on gas and boat.

Boat.

Okay, Sid, Sid, I want you to take a look around, all right?

Yale, Yale, try not to make too big a thing.

Don't look at me.

Your girl's a troublemaker.

Sid, I'm gonna take a look around back, okay?

Be good.

Not fucking likely.

Yummy. Looking good enough today.

Oh, shit.

Excuse me.

What are you traveling to?

Hollywood.

You're coming in here too?

You ever make it with one of those golden darlings before?

She's me?

No. Are you kidding?

I've never done anything like that.

But I'd like to, though.

I use a woman's room because it's a lot cleaner, you know?

Ladies, they don't piss all over the floor like men do.

How do I look?

You look better without.

Okay.

Well, then, what are your most popular items in here?

Well, actually, especially on weekends, condoms are our best seller.

Really?

Well, then, we'll take some of those.

I'm sorry I didn't scare you, but this I do mean.

Did you hear something?

That's probably just my stomach growling.

You act like you've never been with a woman before.

Well, no. Not like you mean.

Not like I mean, for sure.

What's that?

I'm not finished.

Come on, father.

You've been a good boy, right?

No drug?

Maybe just too much beer once in a while.

Only once in a while.

Goodbye.

Now look, lover boy.

You keep your eyes right here, and you'll like what's...

Oh, it's nothing.

Watch me.

Only me.

I feel so nice.

Beautiful as my mother looked at her wedding picture.

He's the one who's been hunting our crime.

This isn't your church, Holy Moose, but it will be your grave.

Cut this Christ's liquor deep.

They're never in a hurry to go back to hell.

This used to be a quiet town. Now you've got to lock your doors.

I'm sure you heard what happened today, right?

Yeah.

Well, there's these two guys.

They found them.

Their blood was completely drained from their body.

And that happened right up the road.

Really?

Really. That's very interesting.

Interesting.

That's what you call people dying?

What'll it be, Father?

Whiskey.

Well, it ain't funny, is it?

You got that right.

Leave it.

Well, two of a kind, huh?

Well, you two can be rude to each other.

Because I got something to do.

And so why are we stopping again?

This is even more pure.

Looks a bit dodgy to me.

Can you smell them?

Yeah, I can. What are we waiting for?

Honey, are you awake?

Is that your van out there?

Who wants to know?

Well, I...

What the hell is going on?

It's a little unfinished, so just relax.

Relax? Okay.

Relax is not high on my list at the moment.

You are one raw motherfucker, aren't you?

Is that some way to talk to a priest? A priest? A priest who drinks whiskey and

kills people with a samurai sword? Are you done?

Look, lady, I don't have the time.

The name is Roxy.

All right, Rodney.

You all right?

Yeah.

A little freak, but... I'm okay.

I thought I heard a noise outside.

Did you check the babies?

Yeah, I just did. They're fine.

It's okay.

You're all right.

Sorry.

Get yourself cleaned up.

Bang.

Let's see now. Where was I? Yeah, I remember.

Is that your van outside?

Yeah, it was.

Give me the keys.

Say what?

I'm not going to repeat myself.

Well, then maybe you can blow yourself because I'm not giving you the keys.

You hit me, motherfucker.

Okay.

Where to?

What the hell was that thing?

You saw it. You know what it was.

So vampires are for real.

Stakes in the heart, coffins.

They only come out at night. All that. That's pop culture bullshit.

There's all kinds of vampires.

Yeah, just like all kinds of people. Yeah, that's right.

And all kinds of people fight amongst themselves. So do vampires.

I want to take it back.

But did you... I don't want anymore.

Seems like the thing to do.

That feels so good.

Try a bit without stopping.

Okay.

Whatever makes you happy.

I'll get the other one.

Who are we chasing?

There's four of them.

I've been chasing them for as long as I can remember.

But I'm noticing more and more they're growing weak. They need their pure

They're becoming extinct and fighting amongst themselves for the remaining

of us.

Why? You're not telling me that there are more of them than us.

No, but... How do I explain this to you?

This rig of yours, it can run on any kind of gas.

Well, let's say you had a high -performance aeromobile, but it's got to

high test and be tuned to perfection or it can't get out of the gate.

Vampires are the same.

They live forever. They do amazing things.

But they live on blood.

And if there's a hint of bad blood, one of the victims fouls up their system.

So, a diabetes, alcohol, and drugs.

The water we drink, the food we eat, hell, most of us are so polluted we're

inedible.

Well, then they are righteously both.

That makes them more dangerous.

They're ravenous red, pure blood.

Let's hit it.

I know I heard something.

I do too.

She's gone!

She's still sleeping.

Why are we stopping?

They've been here. Maybe still are.

What are you, psychic or something?

Or something.

At least the babies are still alive.

Don't do that!

Damn.

This group here has it out for families and kids.

Damn vampire baby.

They're the worst.

And there's two cribs here.

So that means there's got to be another one.

And if you want to learn how to survive, keep your eyes peeled and take notes.

Come on.

Yeah, better than Brandon's blood.

What's a pothole's name?

Well, I would have avoided that if I could see.

Someone's wig is blocking my view.

I gotta keep my fans from recognizing me. What fans? That was 90 years ago

You know those people? They're long dead.

God damn it. You said you'd obey the speed limit, not attract the coppers. I

did.

Fuck!

Driver's license and registration.

Get out of the car.

You heard him! All of you get out now!

Out of the car.

Put your hands on the hood.

Search him.

Probably I'll carry him.

Grab him.

Don't you straighten me out.

Sorry, sweetie.

I don't fuck trash.

Throw that.

Some guys like trash.

All right, little lady, let him go. You suckers don't know who you're dealing

with.

Well, looks like your other one doesn't know who he's dealing with.

I don't need these.

You better stop drinking, or we'll just kill each other.

We outnumber them. Let's get it on.

Yeah, let's see.

There's a pureblood.

He's been following us. You let us go, you can have him.

There's a dip in that road. We just came from that road, and he's coming around

that bend.

Why should I trust you?

Well, you look like you've been around long enough to remember when we were the

hunted.

When there was honor amongst thieves, so to speak.

What do you mean?

We don't have much time.

Get her off me.

If my problem is I watch too many movies, yours is you don't watch a

I'll put that on my to -do list.

That should be a long list by now.

You ready back there, Fowler?

Just about.

Would you like to see the registration officer?

Oh, yeah.

Can you help me?

The guy I'm with?

He thinks we're chasing vampires.

Really?

You see that silver bucket back there?

There's a baby inside it.

He thinks it's a vampire baby.

How about that?

I've seen some wild shit last night.

I don't know, vampires? Move!

Dead yet?

Getting there.

What are you doing?

Well, to be specific, I have to get my sword out of his hand to cut out their

hearts and destroy them.

Hollywood.

You wanted to see it.

There it is.

Come on, love.

There?

What did you expect, a castle with flying monkeys?

The kids around here know this is a vampire house?

Kids know, but the adults don't believe.

Except you.

Kids know.

I'm just a child at heart.

Let's check this place out.

They've got all the windows covered.

Yeah, it must be like those old -time movie vampires can't stand the light.

But you just said they're movie vampires, so they'll be sleeping in

what's it called? Yeah.

That would be boxes of bird.

Yeah, exactly.

You telling me to stay out here?

In my experience, the safest number is one.

There it is. What?

What you wanted to see. Go check it out.

I'll just wait for that.

We're a Marilyn Monroe star.

No way.

Legend meets reality.

Welcome to the City of Angels.

No, just a horse.

It's staying in a lot.

Yeah.

Oh, I'd love to, huh?

Yeah, I know what that is.

Yeah, okay.

Until then.

We going someplace?

Yeah, we gotta cover our track before sundown.

Right now?

That's almost sundown.

How about I introduce you guys to my old friend?

This isn't done.

They got a connection.

Max sold them that planet.

you don't think there'd be more in the french be my guess

hey check this out

when was the last time you saw one of these um like never see

anybody come

oh

bloody hell

Maybe they're so traditional they can't stand running water. See, it's a mosque

or something. God, these friends of yours are pigs.

I mean, just look at this place.

This is pure.

They must have plenty if there's enough to waste.

What is that?

No, this doesn't add up to me.

It's been a while since we've seen them.

They may have, you know, gone downhill.

Gone feral?

No, maybe.

Quick, Ford, stop again.

Better get your vampire butts over here. The party's starting.

Sure. What's that address again?

Cielo Drive.

Last hour.

It's a dead -end road. You can't miss it. Better hurry.

It's your kind of party.

Yeah, we'll be there soon. Did they buy it?

I don't know.

Whose house is this?

They call themselves the Gold Street Gang.

Are they like us?

The last we heard, it was down to one couple.

They helped Baxter here.

How would you put it, Baxter? You might say, they made me who I am today.

I just figured they'd show us the ropes about L .A., the blood, etc.

But they're nighters.

They'd be in our way and vice versa.

I'll believe there'd be enough to go around.

All right.

Well, let's go. They shouldn't be too hard to pick out of a crowd.

Where are your things at?

Come in, anyways.

Thank you.

I haven't seen this many in one place forever.

It's incredible.

And they're all at peace with each other.

You know what it must be like, Max? Don't be profane.

Heaven.

Oh,

stop it.

Oh, sorry.

Let me get blood all around.

Sure.

Have you seen Max around?

Oh, I haven't seen him. But I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

Bathroom? Last door on your left.

Don't treat that.

Hey, Max.

You seen any sign of him yet?

No. It's a big party.

Have a look around.

Hey, let's just split up.

and see what we can find.

Yeah, just a second.

How's the party going out there?

Guys all drunk and passed out. Chicks start making out with each other again.

Yeah. Why is it all these fakey female vampire types? They're all pussy.

Sure they hit on you, huh, princess?

I wouldn't give them a chance.

Movies would move like that.

Shall I use the view? Picture.

Movies, Annie.

You're too young to remember.

I'm not that young.

You're too young in my book.

Hey, is that movie old enough for you to be in it?

Actually, much closer here.

How'd you do that?

I know vampires are eternal beings.

I was on my way to being big, and Stalin came in.

He said I had an accident.

Sample?

I don't think he's going to make it.

Plenty more where he came from.

You said to stop coming past me to get me naked.

I didn't. I promise.

So does that mean you don't want to see me naked?

Absolutely not.

Everyone that comes to one of Max's vampire happenings wants to flirt with

Sometimes they get fucked.

But I'll do whatever they want as long as they can pay for it.

Speaking of, what can you guys afford?

Tonight, you pay the price.

Just a minute.

Oh, well, don't mind me. I'm down in here.

Please help.

You don't want my help.

Please.

This is the only help I can give you.

What? The war?

All this.

You're just hungry.

Don't think about it.

Tell me about the old days again.

We wanted to live forever.

Change the world.

Kill God.

Be free to do whatever we wanted to do.

But we spent too much time indulging instead of changing.

We started to gather enemies.

Now we're nothing more than an endangered being.

But we're still here.

We're still together.

We're not alone.

We'll always need them.

They're just food.

You can't tell me you have so little pity that you actually believe that's

I have to.

You know them vampires fear the sun, so most of them headed home.

Right. Forgot about that.

Hey there, pretty mama.

What a beat.

Nothing. I actually like my drinks a little thicker than that.

You like your men the same way?

What the hell's going on with you?

Sorry.

This is someone I ate earlier.

Someone she ate?

Let me show you what she means.

You're the one from the Gold Street house. We came here to find.

Don't tell me you didn't need my help this time.

Well, I might have gotten there in time.

We got to get out of here before the others find us.

Don't stop helping me now.

Grab her legs.

What's that?

Come back in here.

You can find out.

Who the hell are you?

That would be Max.

This is his house and his party. What's left of it.

After all, you fucking vampires.

Don't stand there. This is a respectable neighborhood.

Get that body in there before someone calls the cops.

Vampires can be so stupid.

Starved to death by his own mate.

Oh, she even cut off his brightness.

You vampires never had any morals, but this is ridiculous.

Well, she's dead now.

I didn't know any of us were left. They could die that way.

Well, the one who killed her knew.

Just by looking at her, it would work.

Don't come in here unless you're done throwing up.

I won't.

And your would -be assassin also knows what this means.

This is something that athletes of Christ chanted before they would go out

kill for God.

Only a few super holy motherfuckers ever used the same.

Because only the most righteous could kill without being damned themselves.

It was to let the undead know.

Know what?

That life can cancel out evil.

A palindrome exact reverses of each other.

Really? I thought it was just the name of a black Sabbath album.

Shouldn't you be throwing up?

No matter how you say it, it means you're all dead.

More of a minister of death.

What's that you throw at me?

Regular.

Unleaded.

Superiority complexes have killed more of you than anything else.

You don't have a choice as to what you are or what you do.

But this guy...

I mean, every day he wakes up and thinks, I'm tired of eating in and

Oprah all day.

For a change, I'll go to Egypt and finish reading The Seven Pillars of

Or maybe I'll go down to TJ for a little BJ.

But instead, every single day, he chooses to hunt you down like the rabid

that you are.

Hold on a second.

We had a deal.

We agreed to part ways.

So you're saying you should fear the priest?

Help me up.

Look at yourself.

You already do.

Come on. You know killing me won't stop the war.

And let me bring it here.

Oh, I hope so. It all started with Benedict, and it'll finish with him.

So you know us.

No, don't!

No. How many times have I heard that?

I told you a long time ago I wanted out.

I used to have real vampires at my vampire parties.

Now it's just rubber fangs and black mascara.

Now that the last two ghost treaters are gone, my days of being a blood pusher

are over as soon as I get the three of you the hell out of here.

Listen, Max.

This killer priest has one of us.

Where would he take her?

If he wants you to find him,

the card would be the clue.

How long have you been second blood?

Oh, no, 20 years.

20 years. Let's see.

You feed twice a week, hell, that's over a thousand people. I don't know if I

have enough ground for that.

So, when I run out, we'll just have to improvise.

is worse for you than I thought.

What is it?

The first use of the term live evil on this continent.

It says the undead went into upheaval over food dominance.

The church sent a group of warrior priests on a suicide mission to sort of

out the herd.

The battle took place at Vele de Incendio, roughly translated as To the

of fire.

I was looking for gold on my way to California when I got caught up in that

It made me what I am today, according to Banks.

It was known as the holiest ground in the state.

Miracles happened there. That seems a little too symbolic to be coincidence,

don't you think?

This priest couldn't know my connection to it.

If it makes you feel better to believe that.

Basically, you couldn't be any more fucked

Some fresh plasma for you guys.

Come on.

Max, come on.

Nothing.

Take it.

You'll need it.

As for me, I intend on enjoying my retirement in peace.

I can't do anything else for you guys.

Now leave and never come back.

Also, help me God, I'll drive a stake through your black hearts myself.

I love you too, Max.

Yeah. Take care of yourself. Hey, Max.

Hey, Max. Oh, Max, I need you to leave.

Hey.

Benedict!

That friend you're looking for.

Yeah, all right.

You do know she's already dead.

Breaking news in the cowboy murder.

Over the last several years, TCAT 9's expose has stretched from the California

desert all the way to New Mexico near the Arizona border up in State 40.

Several bizarre murders have taken place at a truck stop diner in Defiance and

this bar a few nights ago.

The mysterious cowboy hat -wearing suspect was seen approaching this bar on

before entering through a back entrance.

If he's such a badass vampire hunter, why is it taking you so long to track

four people?

A little more complicated than that.

What about your family?

Got to know.

They killed him.

Dad, I could have got over it.

I had to cut my own father's hands off to get the chains off myself.

But it's fading his heart.

I've been alone in this ever since.

Reading the good book to find out how to do bad things to evil beings.

Waiting until the day I can don my father's clothes to even the score.

What about your mother?

I talked enough for one night.

Look, Roxy, vampires, they get stupid when they get angry.

And I need every edge I can get to kill their fucking souls once and for all.

Just one more thing.

If you're bitten by one or killed by one, do you become one?

Not always.

Some say only those who are guilty already are those who were seduced by a

vampire rather than just killed.

What about those babies we found?

Were they seduced by them?

Females probably killed them.

The babies trusted them and that was enough.

Trust in the wrong people.

That's fucked me up plenty of times.

Gotta feed the baby.

Not too much.

Need to keep you a little hungry.

So if this place was so holy, why is it deserted now?

Because only lunatics believe in miracles and exorcisms anymore.

The priests here were run out as heretics and the church was

Sounds more like our kind of place than his now.

Let's hope so.

They're not stopping.

Neither are we.

That's Yale.

Oh, my God.

Don't let's be.

Let her rip.

Oh, I will fuck him in hell.

That really pissed him off, all right. More than I planned. Come on.

Thanks for letting him come along.

Shut up. Run faster.

Don't flip.

Very fun.

Not like a pro.

How many more of those traps you got around here?

Enough, I hope.

Come over here.

No!

Remember me?

You've been following us for months.

Years. That means very little to us, because we have all we can take.

Who are you?

You still don't remember?

Disappoint me.

But that's way down the list of reasons why I have to kill you.

How about a little help, huh?

How about a lot of help?

No, no, no, that's holy water. Pour it into the stump. Into the stump!

Oh, jeez.

Come on, more blood!

Take it in the fire until it burns.

What's that smell?

Priest. Medium rare, I think.

It's getting dark.

They're gonna get more powerful. We can't laze about or they'll... Find us?

Get her!

The priest is mine!

But at least a bit familiar?

It was white and big to me.

Well, bloodstains are hard to get out, especially in the blood of a hell spawn

like you.

What's the matter? You were lovers once.

He was a priest. You corrupted that.

But then he moved into the desert and became a minister.

That wasn't good enough for you.

Oh, my God.

You can't stand the sound of a crying baby, even if it's not your own.

Although this one is as much as yours, as I was.

I'm not sorry that I did not turn into the gray -haired fat mommy Owen wanted.

You're as beautiful now, Mother, as the first day I hated you.

Got her, Priest.

You stop whatever hellish thing you're doing to Cindy and let her go.

You let her go, or I will kill this one.

We're killing her.

It won't save you any more than all the others you've killed.

I still killed this one who became your whore, but who started out as my mother.

No, please don't.

I love her.

I did it all because I love her. Killing a love is still killing, and killing

like you do, out of hate.

Is it any better?

No, that sword cuts both ways, don't you think, priest?

I could have believed in all my life.

That's for sure.

If you'd have been killed by a vampire and unwillingly, you would have turned

soon. I was just along for the ride.

When did you know?

Last night.

Trusting the wrong people.

That's fucked me up plenty of times.

You said you've been fucked over by trusting the wrong people. Why didn't

say trusting the wrong vampires, huh? You've cleaned out that lay of all the

vampires for me.

Now, I can live there nicely, all by myself.

I've been starving since I met you.

Don't do that!

We could have a place like this.

Kids.

Everything these people have.

Yeah.

Wouldn't that just be horrible?