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The shoes we wear

are the boats, they're the boats.

The shoes we wear

are the boats of us soldiers.

And you, blond, capricious Garibaldina,

are the star of us soldiers.

And you, blond, capricious Garibaldina,

are the star of us soldiers.

And the stars that we wear

are discipline, they're discipline.

And the stars that we wear

are discipline for us soldiers.

And you, blond, capricious Garibaldina,

are the star of us soldiers.

And you, blond, capricious Garibaldina,

are the star of us soldiers.

Bravo, girls!

- Bravo! - Now I will sing a song for you.

We want Primo Baffo! Primo Baffo!

Primo Baffo! Primo Baffo! Primo Baffo!

Here I am!

And this is for me.

When a man begins to have a moustache,

he needs a wife.

Easy. Too much enthusiasm. I'll sing another one.

Oh, the lovely Gigogin, tra la la, la la.

takes a stroll with her husband, tra la la, la la.

At 15 I was in love.

Take one step forward, delight of my heart.

At 16 I was married. Take a step forward.

- Go away! - You don't like it?

I see. You want a love song, "Shit face".

Two or three refrains,

even without a guitar, I want to sing

for the lovely eyes of a girl who made me fall in love.

If on her balcony the echo of my voice reaches her,

we young men will sing in a chorus, and she will wake up.

Shit face.

She cried when I said to her, "Love, I must leave."

"If you leave, love, I will die like a little flower."

She almost fainted next to me as I was departing.

In returning home without her knowing I found her in bed with three men.

Shit face.

Brother Benedetto had the sad face of virtue.

His hands to his chest and big eyes always looking downward.

But when he went in the woods one day to pick mushrooms,

he saw the countess hunting, and gave her his mushroom.

Shit face.

He saw the countess hunting and gave her his mushroom.

Shit face.

Just a moment.

You've had too much fun. You forgot we're at war.

In fact, you are at war.

I was discharged for a small mole I have on my gums.

I don't know if the naked eye can see it.

I come out of the valley, and cross the tip of the slope.

I go down to the bottom of the valley.

When I reach the bottom, there's a rock. I go behind it.

On the other side of the valley... bang! The Austrians were shooting.

You shoot? Then back up, Savoy! Take that, Savoy! Savoy!

Savoy, take that!

Barbisetti Primo, in art, Primo Baffo.

Dodged his military service, accused of desertion

and now also of disrespect. - Will you shoot me, or can I change?

Go change, and hurry.

Lovely apples! How much are they a kilo?

- Apples? They're like prickly pears. - They aren't giving him a rifle.

- He's already armed! - Yes, but he shoots blanks.

It's like a pork shop here. Salamis, sausages.

Watch out! The Austrians make wieners with them.

Goodbye, my handsome boys, goodbye.

Primo Baffo stays here.

Because they will reform me

due to my virility.

My gosh, so many birds! What a flock!

The breast has deflated.

The machine gun is here with me.

And if I don't leave either...

I came to save the honor of Italy and our flag.

- Pig! Kiss me! - What are you doing?

Is this the way to treat a lady

who has come to perk up the morale of the troop?

And not just the morale.

You tricked him. He'll reform you.

Come here.

If you are what you say,

stick one of these inside

and I will reform you.

Choose!

That one?

The captain of the company

is wounded and about to die.

- So much the better! - He asks to tell his soldiers

to come find him. - Go take a crap.

His soldiers reply

they don't have shoes for walking. - The captain can take a crap.

- What bomb is it? - The truck is on fire!

- Oh, shit! - Where are the Austrians?

- They made fools of us! - What are you doing?

There aren't Austrians here. The engine has caught on fire!

Push, jerks! Push as much as you can!

Push!

- Something stinks! - It's the fright.

- Someone shit in his pants. - You push too!

Go on!

Good morning, miss.

Miss!

- Good morning. - Good morning, soldier.

Miss! You shouldn't go around alone.

- Are you alone? - Yes, but what's the danger?

The military is around. We're a pack of wolves. At times instinct...

- You are all good boys. - Yes, I know.

There could be someone who is violent and...

- Is that what you want to do? - Never! I only do it for love.

- You don't have an instinct? - Yes, but my heart is stronger.

- You are a proper boy. - As if I were your brother.

My little sister!

- Stop! - Let me touch your little ass!

- Are you crazy? You're Austrian? - Poor thing. Did I hurt you?

It hurts worse than a toothache.

- You remind me of my boyfriend. - Did you kick him in the balls?

No. I made love with him.

- Where is he now? - Eating worms underground.

Tomorrow I may be there too.

Alright. Come to my house. We'll do it like two lovers.

It takes you so long to get undressed!

Here I am, dear.

I'm ready to pick the loveliest flower.

Wait.

Wait a moment.

- What is it? - Marianna!

- Who is it? - My father!

- Run! He will kill you! - Oh, shit!

- Did he leave? - He ran off.

- How did it go? - Well, it seems.

This is mine.

- The jacket is mine. - This is mine.

This is for me. This is for you.

Look, his wallet!

It didn't go very well today.

Only that poor devil's rags. I can't even cover expenses.

The wallet full of money. Remember?

You two!

Halt! You are under arrest.

Try again, if you dare!

You're a jerk. You really shoot. Cowards, pigs, damned thieves!

- Let's go. - I'll settle accounts with you, slut.

Come on with that cart! Will you get going?

Where is logistics? Damn it!

- Is it always like this here? - Here?

It's great here. You'll see what it's like in the trench. Give me coffee.

Be cheerful! If you resist 6 months, the war will be over.

- Really? - Of course.

You know how many died in 6 months? Half of them.

With another 6, the other half, and there'll be peace, eternal peace.

The supply train is here!

We'll eat and drink free. The government pays! Come on!

All hell will break loose here. Go away!

They are our supplies.

You can't stay.

You can't stay here all night.

It's not a problem.

Come on!

Guys, the slut train is here!

They're not here for you. Don't insist!

- They are girls for the officers. - My brother is a major.

- I'm an enlisted man! - Get down!

Get down, slobs!

You don't recognize me? I am the dancer of the ballet.

- Hi. - Hi.

- What are you doing here? - Don't you see?

Art? Dance?

Primo Baffo, I only know how to dance in bed.

Come on! The dress you stole?

- As you see, it served no purpose. - Down, you ignorant jerks!

Down, I said.

- Let us in! - Only let us in.

- I was here first. - Let me go!

They wear it out before even beginning.

- Do you make love here? - It's a travelling brothel.

- One week per station. - Which stop is this?

The first, but starting with you will seem less dirty.

- Then let's make love. - Yes.

- You're not getting undressed? - They swipe everything here!

- I'm getting undressed. - I'll turn around.

Oh, my God!

Hey, Primo Baffo!

- Holy smokes! - Come.

- You're leaving me like this? - See you at the next stop.

Holy smokes!

- Slut! - Stop, thief!

Stop! Stop!

- You're here too, jerk! Thief! - Me, a thief? Who are you?

- I'll bust your face! - Kick his ass and send him away.

Poor thing! I hope I didn't kill him.

The citizen is like weeds. You never get rid of them.

Let's go.

On the morning of August 5th,

the Italian troops headed

towards Gorizia, a faraway land.

Reluctantly, everyone left.

Sing, sing.

- It sings well. Is it yours? - When he sings, he breathes.

When it breathes, he's on the alert.

If the Germans shoot gas, he'll die right away and I'll be saved.

- Don't worry. It's not dangerous. - Who said it's not dangerous?

My lice sense danger. Before the assault, they run away.

Now they itch.

Your lice have gone senile. The cognac is coming.

- Let the government people drink it. I don't want cognac.

Drink!

- The government gives it free. - You drink it.

- Drink. - Go on.

- Nobody drinks cognac here? - Know why they have us drink?

- To send us to the attack, drunk. - If we're drunk, we'll be brave.

If the Austrians don't kill us, we'll die alcoholics.

With all that cognac, if a flame thrower gets you, you'll be flambé.

- You can only be a hero if drunk. - First company, ready!

- Second company, ready! - Third company, ready!

- What company are we? - We're in bad company!

- Attention! - Ready for the attack.

- Let's hear the bullshit he says. - You'll become a legend.

- Forward Savoy! - Why not send the Savoys first?

- Forward, attack! - Forward, attack!

- Forward! - Forward, attack!

Attack!

Forward!

No, Italians. We do not want to kill you,

- Stop! - We do not want to kill you!

You are our brothers! We want to talk, Italians!

I'm writing to let you know

that in this trench

we are in shit.

Even today, you aren't a widow.

It's a miracle if I'm alive.

Dear wife, I'm writing to let you know...

I'm writing to let you know...

- If I don't return, see you up there. - If...

If I don't return...

But with your ass, they won't let you in.

- Does she have a nice ass? - Ask our mayor.

He is the one who plays with it.

- Does your wife know how to read? - No.

- Well? - I'm sure she doesn't read them.

So, "Your Adelio".

Here.

- Sit down. - Thank you.

- Will you read it? - How much will you give me?

- Five cigarettes. - Alright, sit down.

Thanks.

"My dear husband, I'm writing through the priest."

He isn't content with 5 cigarettes, but wants more!

"What a scoundrel! Our boy..."

What's wrong with him? How is he?

Is the boy alright?

The boy is fine.

"He peed on the priest and everyone said,"

"How terrible for the priest who even had to wash his underwear."

"I love you. Don't die because you have enough troubles."

"Your very affectionate wife." Here.

- Thanks. There's nothing else? - No, I don't want the cigarettes.

- Why not? - I have a cough.

Thank you.

- How is the soup today? - I don't know.

- You didn't taste it? - I'm not crazy!

- With all the junk I put inside! - Quartermaster, there's a cockroach.

- How many do you want? - There's a mouse in the grub!

Don't let them hear you, or they'll want it too.

Borgia made this!

- Pick it up and eat it! - Never!

- Who do you think you are? - Primo Baffo, a man of art and honor.

Even the smell of this stuff disgusts me.

I'm not afraid. Even the police station doesn't bother me.

I fight in mud and lice, but don't touch me, or I'll pluck your eyes out.

Bravo!

If someone offends Primo Baffo, he will be digging his own grave.

I only need stare at him and he starts farting

- Bravo! - Very good!

It's long, large and narrow, and shaped like a boat!

- Bravo! - The boat goes on!

You want to end up with a head blasted by snipers?

- Bravo! - Bravo!

Bravo!

- Thank you! - You even won over the Austrians.

- The people of Vienna. - Yes, prisoner.

The general is here.

Who provoked the disorder?

Come here! Step on it! Hurry!

Attention! Did you know that singing is against the rules?

- No. - No, sir!

You ridiculed the company. Now you have to make amends.

Get the pincers and cut the fences.

- General, it's daytime. It could... - Silence and stand at attention!

This company has few medals. Did you offer as a volunteer?

- No, sir. - You are a coward!

Better a live coward than a dead hero.

Then I order you to leave right now!

If you don't, I'll shoot you in the head.

You'll shoot? Who will you shoot? Have you become an Austrian?

Austrians in front, behind our backs...

A bullet hole here is a souvenir! Are you crazy?

There is only one life!

- Go right now! - Alright.

I'm going to cut the fence. But if I can't, you do it.

I won't be the only coward, nor will I win this war by myself!

Obey without arguing!

I'll leave this at the wardrobe.

- I do it against my interest. - Go!

Damned all generals.

It's there fault if war exists.

They put Italy in mourning.

There will be sorrow for 100 years.

Hurry and shoot me in the chest.

So at least it will all be over.

Can't you see I'm just a poor devil?

Nobody will cry on my tomb.

Don't shoot! Don't shoot, shit!

Don't waste your shots on me. I'm a poor devil!

I'm an actor, a loser, a piece of shit!

How shameful! How disgraceful!

Captain, open fire on that deserter!

Shoot! Open fire!

Aim. Fire!

Everyone is shooting here. Help! Help!

Open fire on position number two.

All positions, open full fire!

- Help! - Go beyond the fences

and jump in the holes! They never hit in the same place.

Help! Why are you shooting too? What kind of war is it?

Help!

Holy Mary, help me! My ass is caught.

Damn general!

You gave me pincers that don't even cut fingernails!

Jesus! Lucky you who had thorns in your head. Jesus, help me!

Be brave, Primo Baffo! It'll soon be night, and we'll come to save you.

It'll be too late!

- Let's go. - Where are we going?

Don't shoot!

Don't worry. We won't make you a prisoner!

Help!

Who is it? Who are you? Help!

Whoever it is, I'm suffering. Help!

Be quiet or the Austrians will shoot us!

It's you. Coward, scoundrel, jackal!

Call that slut girlfriend of yours to take the barbed wire off of my ass.

We don't need you. I am here for the "chevaux".

- What? - The "chevaux de Frise".

- What'll you do with them? - After the war, I'll grow a vineyard.

Farmer, remove the barbed wire from my ass. Free me!

I'm sorry I called you a jackal. I don't know your name.

- My name is Tomo Secondo. - My name is Primo Baffo.

You have a lovely, noble name.

A biblical name. My father went to church to give it to me.

He opened a book, read Tomo Secondo, who must have been a great king,

and gave me that name. - Bravo.

Get the barbed wire off my ass.

Homebody! What'll I get if I remove it?

- Nothing. You'll do a friend a favor. - I don't want you as my friend.

Alright. I understand. What do you want?

- A female donkey. - Where will I get one?

- Steal it at the hospital camp. - They'll catch me and shoot me.

- Then too bad for you. - No, come on!

Alright for the female donkey. Come on!

Alright, but if you don't keep your word, I’ll look for you,

and have pizza made with your bones! - I'll keep my promise.

Wait, don't move.

Come. Shut up and get moving!

- Back up. - It hurts!

- Back up. - What a toothache!

Damn pig, disgusting coward!

Take this!

Ugly bastard.

The hospital is a cemetery.

The cemetery of us soldiers.

The hospital is a cemetery.

The cemetery of us soldiers.

- Will you shut him up? - He's under morphine.

- Put him under the ground! - Yes, under the ground!

Just try touching me! I gave my ass to my country.

My debt is over. Stop. I've been reformed. I'm going home!

- What? You don't shoot with your ass. - Cemetery hospital.

In 8 days you're returning to the front.

Yeah, the front! I'll give you the front.

- I'll kick your ass, - Boys, the sluts are here.

Shut up! This isn't a brothel, it's a hospital.

- It makes no difference with you. - Get up, pig. I'll show you.

- Now. Everyone gets an enema. - Try it

and no court will stop me from shitting on you.

I'll give you an enema!

I'll show you, slut!

- I'll fix you up. - I like it.

- Pig! - Let's forget it!

- Victory! - What victory?

She does it on purpose. That way she chooses the strongest.

- To fight? - No. To have a child.

- Did she make it? - No, but she keeps on trying.

- She says it's for her country. - But she does it for herself.

- She found a good looking boy. - You're right. He's strong.

Did you see what stuff?

Bravo! Bravo! He knows what he's doing.

You're not participating?

Please, don't report me. I am here for redemption.

You're here because that cuckold sent you to get the donkey.

- Are you two from the same town? - Worse. Farm neighbors.

It must be a fertile land where wise guys grow like mushrooms.

It's easy to judge. I'm awful, but I'd like to see you.

You come, make war, you break and steal everything, ruin us

and then serenely return home. - Not serenely.

My ass looks like lace. Is it my war? Don't take it out on me.

Right. I said it to Tomo. Let's leave that poor devil alone.

He's a loser like us. Let's not swipe his stuff.

But he's ruthless. He takes everything.

He says we must not take pity or we'll go be ruined.

- Where is he now? - To the dying people's hut.

- Doing what? - Being a priest.

- There is a townsman dying. - Is he comforting him?

- He wants to be given the animals. - Scoundrel!

Worse, much worse. He obliges me to be his partner, give him a hand.

- Even in bed? - He never touched me.

- I don't believe it. - You can check, if you want.

- A woman like you never... - Never!

He took my soul, but not my body.

- Impossible. - Try.

You can try.

But easy, or you'll ruin me.

Do you believe me now?

I'm not an expert with virgins. We should...

We'll have time. You can make sure all you want.

My name is Marianna.

What a lovely name!

My father's name was Marianna too.

Pure, white flower! Give me the ardor of her infinite love.

She's a panther. She ripped me apart.

If I don't return to the front immediately, she'll kill me.

She tore all my bones out!

- I found real love. - Are you engaged?

- Almost. - You gave her the ring?

The ring...

It got stuck between her thighs.

My gold necklace!

Damn it the hell! Shit face!

Help. I'm dying!

Help...

I want a priest.

I want a priest. I'm dying.

Help. I'm dying.

Help...

Will you call a priest for him? He's busted our balls!

- The chaplain isn't here. - Call him.

He's with the dying men.

Go call him. Help.

My gosh...

- Where is he? - Over there, on that bed.

I feel awful...

Help... A priest!

- Help. - Why are you complaining?

I'm dying. I feel awful.

I knew you would come.

What's the matter?

I feel like I'm dying. I have holy oil in my pocket!

- For a couple of holes in your ass? - No, I have tetanus.

Higher, higher. When it gets to the heart, I'll go up too.

Did you call just to tell me this bullshit?

No, it's for Marianna.

- I saw her, you know? - I know.

- I wanted to report her. - I know that, bastard.

I wanted to leave you with a lovely memory.

Don't have her suffer anymore.

Give her back her lands, her animals. I'll pay for them!

- What? - There, under the pillow.

Take it. It's worth more than 1,000 liras.

I stole it here in the barracks from my companions.

I want she to have a tranquil and serene future.

Help her, farmer.

I am going.

Bye, farmer!

Bye.

Thief! Thief! He stole everything from us.

He's a thief, not a priest! He stole chains, watches. Get him!

Holy cow!

Give me my stuff!

- Hit him! - Stop!

- Farmer! Farmer! - Thief!

- Take this! - Bastard, I'll kill you.

Bye, farmer!

Baby Jesus was born in great poverty.

He had neither clothes nor a fire to warm him.

He had neither clothes nor a fire to warm him.

The elderly Joseph looked at him with pity.

The ox and donkey warmed him up.

The ox and donkey warmed him up.

How did you manage to become an artist?

Who knows? They say you are born one.

But with war, we don't know a thing anymore. Why we're born, why we die.

What will you do to boost the troop's morale?

I have the repertoire ready. It depends on the audience.

If the show goes well, they'll send you to a back streets tour.

You'll avoid the trench!

Thanks.

- Bravo, Primo Baffo! - Bravo!

Another song for our troops.

Yes, Colonel. "A Golden Charm".

With barefoot feet and torn clothes,

she looked at the jewels of a big department store.

Afraid and trembling from the cold,

a gentleman approached and said,

"A golden charm, a golden charm

is ready for you, little one."

"The right compensation for an hour of love,

an hour of love with me."

A golden charm, a golden charm.

- A golden charm. - Bravo!

Bravo! Encore!

- Hurrah, Primo Baffo! - Bravo!

- Bravo! - Bravo!

You're great!

Now I'll sing one that I like.

Goodbye, Father and Mother. Goodbye.

I have to go to war.

My departure was so sad

when I was to die for Italy.

I was hit with a bullet in my chest

and I saw my companions running away.

And I was obliged to remain on the ground

while I saw that nail coming.

"Stop, nail, I'm about to die,

think of a wife who is crying for me."

But that pitiless, cruel heart,

had me die with a dagger.

You mothers who suffer so much

to raise handsome young men,

and then are left with tears and weeping,

and your sons who die up there.

May those young students be damned.

Those who studied and wanted the war...

I saw your performance. You're good.

- Why do they call you Primo Baffo? - I don't know.

I came to bring back the chains and the ring.

You reported him for me, right?

- You love him that much? - I don't care about him.

He was my partner, not my man.

Having him shot to take revenge on me is cowardly.

If you withdraw the report and get him off the hook, I offer my body.

- Come. - Not like this. Get dressed.

I'll gladly do it. It's not a sacrifice.

Not like this, Christ!

Tomo Secondo is innocent. The life of a man is worth more than revenge.

- The truth, first of all. - You know what it means?

I'm a gentleman and would never be guilty of an infamous crime.

- I'm not Scarpia of Tosca. - You're an idiot.

You save the hillbilly but will go to the firing squad.

I do a good deed and you shoot me?

- A man's life isn't worth anything? - Not yours.

- You're shooting me without a trial? - Go on. Don't bust our balls!

Get on the truck. Come on!

- Are they shooting you too? - If they kill you, I'll celebrate.

Marianna gave me the ring back.

- Go to hell! - You can leave.

- You're shooting him, and me too? - Don't bust our balls.

- Where are you taking us? - To the front.

The front? So you're not shooting us.

Someone saved us! Holy Mary, thank you.

Who saved you is no longer a virgin. The colonel doesn't miss a hit.

Homebody, you hoodoo! I'll kill you, on my word.

The colonel is a dirty man.

You and that traitor Marianna are disgusting!

- Marianna saved your life too. - No. She took my life.

The war is a bit tight for you. Away from the fields, your business.

You won't be a bother for your girlfriend.

Know what? With you close by, the trench will be less tough.

- Don't take it so badly. - How should I take it?

Between your thighs. Corporal!

- What is it? - He's hitting me.

- You've already finished? - I don't have a tank!

Guys, to your places. The Austrians are attacking. Let's get ready!

Pee on your head!

- They look like meatballs. - There are more here!

- They're enough. - I just got them.

Give them to the blond guy. He'll eat them.

- No. Are you crazy? - Away with this shit!

They're enough. Let's go.

They sent them from home. Want to taste? They're good.

- Thanks. I'm Venetian. - Those are Romans.

He ate shit!

I'll pluck the shit from your eyes!

- Is it always my fault? - If I'm here, whose fault is it?

Really? Can I really say it?

Guys, great news. The war is over!

- Finally! - It's over! Hurrah!

It's over! Finally!

No, Tomo! Down!

- Don't the Austrians know? - It was a joke.

When we kill animals, we respect them!

General Cadorna wrote to the queen.

If you want to see Trieste, I'll send you a postcard from there.

Bim, bam, boom, the sound of the cannon.

Cecco Beppe's wife was riding a bicycle.

Silence! Primo Baffo, not even gas shuts you up.

The Austrians dropped gas, it means they're preparing an offensive.

Let's hope they break through, so the war will end!

A patrol will go in the enemy trenches to spy on their movements.

Who offers to volunteer?

- Stay low. - Way to go, aspiring corpse.

- You're his friend. Go with him. - I don't know him!

Get moving! Hurry! Go!

- Corporal, take your men! - Why did you offer to be a volunteer?

This war has become hell with you!

I hope they kill you right away so you won't say nonsense anymore!

Where're you going? Let's hide in a hole. We'll be safe there.

- The report? - We'll make it up.

Yes! And the corporal will shoot us.

- This way. Are you off to be a hero? - A hero?

- I'm going home. - You're deserting?

No. I live near here.

I'll go to take care of my affairs and come back. Wait for me here.

Go to hell! I know why you volunteered.

To take care of your affairs.

Scoundrel, pig, traitor!

Chicken!

Who are you?

Friend. Tomo!

Tomo, wait for me! Someone is sick. He has a toothache.

Tomo, where are you? Tomo!

- You know what they call this land? - No one's land.

No one's land? This is my land.

Did you have to come here? Couldn't you go somewhere else?

- She's not answering. - Who?

- A dear person. - Relatives?

No, my cow.

- Do you live here? - No, my house was destroyed.

- I'm sorry. - I'm more sorry than you.

- Who lives here? - Marianna's family.

- Where does she live? - In Uncle Nicola's cabin.

Now be silent and follow me.

Uncle Gino, Aunt Maria, come out!

- Hi, Tomo. - Hi.

- How is the baby? - He eats.

- Here. Concetta... - Hi, Tomo.

- Where is Marianna? - She's not here.

- I don't know where she went. - Did she leave alone?

- She's not the type. - So who did she go with?

I know who that slut went with!

She went with my cow!

Are you Tomo's friend?

- Yes, a friend. - Come warm yourself up.

- Are you hungry? - A bit.

Do you have other desires?

- And you? - And me?

I've waited so long...

The "pipers" are all in the trench.

Too bad, because you are pretty.

You are...conspicuous.

Do you really mean it?

I really mean it.

I haven't said conspicuous many times in my life.

Men should appreciate these things.

You're saying this because you've nothing better.

This is wonderful. There's a fire, polenta. Do you have rabbits?

I come from the war. All you do there is die.

Not a hint of women. I don't remember what they're like.

Do you want me to remind you?

Now I remember.

I'm sorry. It's been a long time since...

Maybe it was instinct, but I didn't want to disrespect her.

Not even God respects us anymore.

Boy, do you want to deprive yourself of a last joy?

The Austrians will carry out their offensive. Where will she run?

She'll be grabbed by some kraut. Better it be you, who are Italian.

At least, if you say something tender, she'll understand.

The shit is warm. It's still smoking.

She just left.

Damn slut! Marianna murderer! She swiped my animals. Come on.

- Where? - To look for her.

- You're not eating polenta? - Who cares!

- Tomo. - What is it?

Come on, eat the polenta.

Hey, Uncle Gino.

You aren't missing a thing here.

Every day polenta... mine!

Eating is the only satisfaction we poor old people have.

You are young.

They stick it up my ass in the trench while you people have a good time,

and that slut Marianna swipes my animals!

Hurry up over there!

You'll find Marianna, don't worry.

- Are you sure the cow will answer? - She will, because she's honest.

Maybe, but if we don't return before dawn, they'll shoot us.

If there's time for your screwing, there's time for my affairs too!

Go! Come on!

Come on!

Here's the traitor with my animals!

Where are you running, thief?

I save the animals and you hit me?

- Keep your hands off me! - Take the cow back home!

The Austrians will eat it. Ungrateful, bastard!

- Enough! - Go away!

- Leave her alone. - Don't interfere.

- She keeps on making a fool of me! - You two will die tomorrow!

The krauts are preparing an attack. I wanted to save the animals!

- Where did you want to take them? - To Uncle Nicola's lodge.

Over the dam. It's a safe place. But if I save them, half are mine.

If you put your hands on me again, I'll sell them to the Austrians.

- What do I get? - What've you got to do with it?

I haven't eaten a steak in 6 months. I want a slice from you and from her.

- What does he mean? - A slice.

- You won't have it from me. - Then the cow is confiscated.

Who will confiscate it?

Remember that the animals...

- Are yours! I know! - Give me my slice or I'll pierce you!

I'm tired of being treated like a sucker!

If I give you my slice?

If you're interested, it means she's worth something.

- You hit her to have her know that? - I try to tame her.

What a jerk! You use her like an animal. You think she's a donkey?

I know how to handle women.

- You want to tame her? - I won't leave Marianna in your hands.

- You'll see what you risk. - We'll see who gets burnt first.

Homebody!

- Anything inappropriate is valid. - Alright.

Farmer, you've already lost. You get the animals, I get the women.

What's the difference?

Don't shoot. They're our men.

They look like they went for a walk.

The offensive is ready. Many troops at the front are preparing the attack.

How many are they?

They must be... less than 100.

- More! - More than 1,000.

Hello! Hello!

Every man in his position, ready to push back the attack!

Artillery, to your positions! Barrage!

Second company, get ready to push back the attack!

Sergeant, more men at position four.

- Move forward! - Eight men at position five!

What wasted ammunition!

The krauts aren't attacking. Marianna made a mistake.

- No, she made it up. - Why?

- To swipe my animals! - Then she tricked me too.

After having eaten and had a lot to drink,

a lot to drink,

my lovely brunette,

if you want to come, this is the hour to go to sleep.

My lovely brunette,

if you want to come, this is the hour to go to sleep.

Platoon, break the lines.

- Let's go to the tavern... - Silence.

- What is it? Are you angry? - Yes.

- I know. You're thinking of Marianna. - No! I don't see her anymore!

When we will be on leave, we'll go see her.

Impossible. The krauts have conquered Uncle Nicola's mountain.

Darn it!

- Poor Marianna. - Poor cow!

You are so romantic!

If Christians were animals, you'd be better than Jesus Christ.

- Let's go to the tavern... - Enough!

If you are sick,

I will go.

- Because tomorrow... - Hello!

Hello, guys. Drinks for everyone. Come on!

Before the battle, let's fill it up. A vermouth for me.

- Dry? - Yes, because I'm all wet.

- A vodka for my friend. - Russian?

"Rush on", where?

A toast before the battle.

What battle?

The battle you and I will have because I don't have money to pay.

Which bone do you want me to break? Leave me alone!

- Are you angry? - Yes.

I'll sing a cheerful song for you.

Come on, guys!

Soldiers are young men who don't know how to make love.

- Which is your company? - I'll bust your face.

Bring us another bottle!

To health! The Austrians will pay for this one.

You ordered the bottle and you'll pay for it.

Don't run because I'll chase you.

A special request from the farmer, "The Cutler".

Friends, here is the cutler. If you have a knife between your teeth,

if you have scissors that don't cut anymore,

knife and scissors, bring them here.

There isn't a cutler who sharpens better than me.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

My father is a cutler, and I am his son.

My father earns the money. My father earns the money.

My father is a cutler, and I am his son.

My father is a cutler, and here is his wallet.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns and turns.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns.

- Farmer! - The wheel turns and turns.

His is my friend.

The wheel turns around.

The wheel turns and turns. The wheel turns around.

Come on, boys. One at a time.

Come on, next. Get the money ready.

Hurry up! Order, hold it!

- May I take off my shoes? - You will asphyxiate them.

Just take off your cartridge box, so you won't ruin the girls' skin.

Come on, hurry. When this row is over, it's your turn.

Pull up my pants. I can't do it! Leave me alone!

- Pull out your bayonet. - No. I did a vow of chastity!

When doesn't he want to do it?

He is a former seminarian and has never screwed.

You cowards. Leave me alone!

Pull up my underpants!

- I can't! - Teresina, come here.

- Teresina, love! - Please!

- Here I am. - It's a mortal sin!

- It's wonderful. I'll deflower you. - I will go to hell!

At least you'll have something to talk about.

You will love it. I am very good.

My excitement is going away.

- You're afraid of the devil too? - I've never gone with those.

You're too attached to money. Don't worry. It's on me.

- What if they give me some disease? - I'd be great!

They reform you with syphilis. They aren't whores.

They are girls who have come to serve their country.

Got that? He calls you "country".

They're city women, but because men there are scarce, they come here.

Go to hell!

Where are you going?

- I lost half an hour in line. - You could have stayed.

- And you? - I'd have waited at the barracks.

They are made like Marianna.

- What did you say? - They are like Marianna.

Marianna isn't like them.

- Keep your hands off me! - I see. You want a lesson.

Come forward. Stop there!

- Keep your hands off me. - You weren't expecting it.

Just a moment. It won't end here.

Listen.

Take this.

- Keep your hands off me. - Now you understand?

Was the lesson enough?

Let's stop arguing, and go back to the brothel.

- Marianna? - She's probably with the Austrians.

Who will tell Marianna we went to the brothel?

Did I hurt you? Sorry, but at times I get incredibly violent.

We have to get in line again.

The Austrians broke through! They're advancing and are coming!

Go!

Run! Go over there!

Go on!

Professor, hurry! Get up. Let's run!

Holy Mary!

Give me a hand!

Push! Push!

Come on! Will you move?

- Give me a hand! - I can't make it by myself.

Come on!

- Hurry! - Go!

- What'll we do? - The Austrians are coming.

The war is lost. I won't get killed the last few days.

I'll look for civilian clothes and go back home.

What about me?

You'll be a prisoner.

Right. He has a home and is going home.

Great idea! Me, a prisoner, and you at home with Marianna.

You would never do anything like that!

- Would you? - You'll stay in the mountains.

What'll I do in the mountains? I am a city person.

- You can't send me to the mountains! - Holy cow!

I can't go to the mountains. I'm afraid of eagles.

- Not the mountains. - Here!

Thanks. You're a friend.

- I had said it was bullshit. - The Caimans of the Piave River!

Don't get wise or I'll kill you!

Come forward slowly.

In the territory controlled by the Austrians, you'll do a sabotage

to stop the enemy offense.

You'll have the ammunition depot explode.

- And maybe we'll explode too. - I hope so.

- The mission would be accomplished. - What about us?

You're already dead. You've less than a 10% chance to survive.

It's better than being dead now, right?

- What if they make us prisoners? - You'll be shot for having deserted.

- Then shoot us right away. - Captain.

I ask to go by myself. I know the area.

A man who is alone has more chances of making it.

I offer my life to my country and to my friend.

Bravo. You deserve being a hero.

If he goes alone, what'll I do with you? I'll shoot you immediately.

Get on up there.

- You're not coming? - We're not idiots.

- Is there hope? - You may go to paradise.

- I want to get off. I'm afraid! - Stop!

- I'm afraid! - Don't move. This rocks.

- If you fall, I'll fall too. - I'm afraid!

- Stop! - They won't reach the top.

Stop! Don't move. Hold still.

- Everyone help me! - Yes, everyone will help you.

Hold still. That's it. Don't move. That's it, Primo Baffo.

- I'm afraid! - Don't be afraid.

- Are you sick? - Leave me alone!

- Are you sick? - Leave me alone!

Don't move.

The krauts are shooting at us!

So much the better. If they catch me, it's all over.

That's bullshit! If they hit the backpack, I'll explode too.

I don't want to die.

- Help! - What're you doing? Hang in there!

- Resist! - I can't!

Homebody, resist! You scoundrel, hang in there!

- Resist, homebody, you shit! - Put yourself in my place.

Don't let go, or I'll fall too. Think of Marianna!

What do I care? I'm thinking of myself.

You're strong, Primo Baffo!

I don't want to fall too. Think of Marianna. Hang in there!

I'm giving up. I can't stand it anymore.

We're almost there. Think of life. Resist.

I apologize. Goodbye. Goodbye. Say hello to Marianna.

Don't do that. Hang in there!

Hang in there. Resist! Don't give up.

We're almost there.

This is it! There. Finally.

Put your feet on the ground. That's it.

Bravo, Primo Baffo! You were a hero.

You were a hero, Primo Baffo!

How brave! See how brave Primo Baffo is?

- You're safe. Are you happy? - Yes, I'm happy.

- I am alive and am happy. - I am happy too. Let's go.

- I am alive and happy. - Yes, let's go.

- I am happy to be alive. - Come on. Let go of your hands.

- Today I am alive and happy. - Yes, but let go of your hands.

- I'm glad. - He's gone mad. Where'll you go?

- He'll get over it. - Good luck.

- Those are the Austrians. - I am alive.

- Are you happy? - I'm happy.

What a lovely view! I'm happy that I'm alive.

There's the dam that's to explode.

The walkways are full of ammunition up to the central depot.

- That's tough, but... - I'm happy.

Bravo, let's go.

Tomo, why am I so happy?

Close it.

Marianna... Traitor, thief, slut!

Where are you?

Death!

What death?

That's Uncle Nicola, a big wise ass Neapolitan who emigrated here.

When he arrived, he screwed half the town. He was my teacher.

Uncle Nicola, where are the animals?

- Animals? I have one in front of me. - I know, but where are the others?

- Tomo, you're such a jerk! - Alright, but where are the animals?

You worry about that now? Why did you give them to Marianna?

- Why? What did Marianna do? - The Germans!

- She sold them to the Germans? - No! The Germans are coming.

Damn...

This is it.

Thank you.

Come on, homebody! Come up.

Come on up!

- It's closed. I'm happy. - Go on!

Go on up!

Come on in!

There. Now I'll light the fire.

Ugly thief, bitch, traitor, betrayer!

You forgot the backpack with the dynamite. If I live, I'll kill you.

Here it comes!

It's over!

- They're playing? - Yes. Know with what? The dynamite!

- What if it explodes? - I'm happy for them.

Really? The two of us will explode too!

- I have to pee. - Hold on to it!

- What if it comes out? - I'll cut it off.

I did it.

- Don't! Put the beer here. - Here.

He says this beer tastes like piss. He's drunk.

Out.

I said out. Leave.

I said out! Get out!

- You are so beautiful! - Slut.

Whore!

- Stop it. - No, I love you.

- Enough. Some other time. - I love you, I want to be with you.

- Hold still. - Don't make me leave. I love you!

- I want to stay here. - Go on out.

No, Marianna! Let me in, please.

Go on! Come down, scoundrel.

It could've only been you. Bastard, spy, pants pisser!

You'd have ruined me. If they caught you, they'd have shot me too.

I'm sick of having you around! Take your backpack and get lost!

Get out! Go!

I save you, and you hit me?

Why are you hitting me?

Tell me the truth.

Why are you hitting me?

If you hit me, it means you're jealous.

So you're jealous!

If you hit me, it means you care for me.

You care for me. You care for me!

Where is the cow? Where are the mules?

That's why you hit me! It's for the cow!

Are you crazy?

I care for you!

You ugly rogue, scoundrel!

- I swear I care for you. - Say it louder.

- I care for you! - Tomo!

You're saying lovely things to me.

You're not kissing me? Not even trying?

Not with that peeping Tom!

- What peeping Tom? - Homebody, that pants pisser there.

The ball-buster!

Marianna goes to the country and comes down from the mountain.

Who knows when she'll come back.

He has a trauma, poor thing. I thought it'd go away when he saw you.

He's out of it.

When the sun sets. I am happy.

- What can we do? - I'd beat him with a club.

But maybe with some gentleness...

If you can't do it, he's done for.

I'm happy.

Now that I've dried you, I'll change you.

There.

How long have you been this ill?

You seem to always be sick.

I'm well now. I recovered when I opened the manhole with my head.

I peed and the shock went away.

When I sang before, I did it on purpose to be alone with you.

Marianna, my love!

We went halfway three times.

Now... I desire you, I want you.

I want you to be mine, forever!

- You're saying you want to marry me? - I want you to be mine forever.

- You seriously want to marry me? - Yes, I do! Love!

We shouldn't make love before getting married.

Besides, I can't marry a pants pisser like you.

Don't tell Tomo Secondo what happened.

He wouldn't understand.

- What happened? - Well...

What's there to understand?

And you don't say anything, either...

that I care for you.

I care for you both.

Your friend isn't stupid, but you are.

- What did he do? - He pounced on me and raped me.

He says that anything inappropriate is admitted.

- Liar, bitch, wretch! - Really?

- It's not true! - Ugly pig!

- Anything inappropriate is admitted. - I didn't even touch her!

- You didn't even touch her? - No, I swear!

I'll rip off your head!

I'll rip off that shit head of yours! You ugly bastard, thief!

Come and I'll catch you!

Damn it!

I'll bust you!

I will kill you!

I'll kill you!

I'll chop you up in pieces!

I'll cut off everything!

- Come down! - You come up.

- How can I without a ladder? - Come. I'm not afraid.

I'll have you come down.

- I'll starve before you do that. - It's true.

I'll shoot you.

That way the Germans will come and pounce on top of you.

- Be quiet, slut! - Slut?

Who wants you two?

If you don't go by tomorrow morning, I'll report you to the Germans!

Want to know who you are?

What do you mean?

You're an idiot because you shouldn't have given Marianna the animals.

- What do they have to do with it? - They do, they do.

You really don't know where Marianna is?

Then I'll tell you.

She went to report both of you to the police.

Here.

In here.

Enter here, hurry. Be quiet. I'll hide you.

You can't see a damn thing.

The Germans.

The voices are coming from there.

Let's go see.

We're 100 meters from the krauts' depot.

We'll cross the dam, enter, and have it all explode.

Great. That way we'll explode too.

Where are they?

Well, where are they?

You did it. Wouldn't it have been better for them to be prisoners?

It was better for them too. They'd have stopped fighting.

What did you gain? Old bastard!

Marianna, you're a real sly fox!

You gave hospitality in your bed. Are you sure?

- Why is it here? Where are they? - I don't know.

Are you sure they were Caimans or your lovers?

Did you have the garrison moved for a personal war?

Little Italian woman, you are shrewd. I don't like to be made an ass of.

Traitor!

Leave me alone!

No, you cowards!

I don't want to! I don't want to!

I don't want to!

Poor Marianna!

Boys, the Germans left.

Go.

Watch out for the dynamite.

She's sleeping. She's more peaceful now.

Poor girl!

Italians, Austrians, all the same. They're all bastards!

You understand why I wanted to do it? Not to be like them.

Even if I risk my life,

I'll have this mountain explode with everyone in it!

Let's leave, or she'll wake up.

Take Marianna and Uncle Nicola as far away as possible.

- And you? - I'll go have the depot explode.

There will be a big blast! You'll enjoy the show and think of me.

If you go, I'll go too.

Marianna needs someone who protects her.

- You. - Tomo, take a good look at me.

In life, I've only been able to make people laugh.

I tried, and was booed a lot.

I care for you and Marianna.

In this shitty war I discovered love and friendship.

Marianna.

So Marianna is yours.

Listen, homebody. I won't spend my life feeling like a worm.

You think that only you have balls?

Then let's draw lots. Here.

The short one gets saved and the long one goes.

The short one gets saved and the long one goes.

- Short. You won, you're saved. - I saw that you broke off the wood!

- Let's do heads or tails. - Oh, come on!

- I'll go. - Me too.

- It was my idea and I'll go. - I'm coming too. Get the dynamite.

The bags with dynamite are gone.

Holy cow! Marianna took them!

- Uncle Nicola, move. - Stop or I'll shoot!

- She said it. - Let us by!

No! After what they did to her, she had to go.

Let's go, down the mountain.

She made it. Shit, what a blast!

We had the whole world explode!

- Marianna had it explode. - Yes.

Marianna.

Poor Marianna.

Marianna will return. Christ, if Marianna will return!

Who knows what trick she made up not to be caught by the Austrians.

Marianna is really something!

You'll see that one of these days she'll show up again.

- We won't let her leave again. - We'll marry her.

- Both of us? - Yes, both of us.