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Robert!

You made it! Of course I did.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

What time is the limo coming?

Um, shortly, but can you turn around for a second?

Thank you.

No?

My wedding day.

Your wedding day, Sabrina?

You know, I'm really glad you made it.

I wanted you... Jake and I wanted you to come.

You are his best friend after all.

Is that all I am to you?

Just your husband to be his best friend?

Robert, I waited a long time for you.

Jake asked me out a couple of times after I met him.

He asked me to move in a couple of weeks after that, and then a month later

we're engaged.

He loved me, and I didn't have to wait for him.

But do you love Jake?

I do.

I know that you do.

And that's what kills me inside.

I've made mistakes in my life, but this time I've really missed the Pope.

Jake deserves you.

He's been there for you.

He does love you.

Jake wanted me to give this to you for your something new.

What is it?

Judging by the size of the box, probably a Cadillac.

I don't know what it is.

Just open it.

Oh my God.

They're beautiful.

Just like you.

I loved you.

And part of me still loves you, but... But?

But... Jake isn't a convenient groom.

I fell head over heels for him. And he's the man I want to spend the rest of my

life with.

I understand.

Just know, Brina, that I will always regret the decision that I made.

to stop loving you forever.

Well, does she like him?

What's the matter? You look like somebody ran over your puppy.

What? Oh, no, I'm fine.

I'm just losing it.

Hey, you're my best bud.

You're not losing me. We'll still hang out like we used to.

I know.

Jake, I just want to apologize.

No apologies necessary.

Look, sometimes...

Best friends and wives just don't mix.

But Sabrina loves you, man.

What?

Yeah, when you're over as much as you are and she doesn't complain about you

leaving your shoes on in the house or leaving the toilet seat up, that must

that you're one of her closest friends, too.

So you're not only my best friend, you've now become our best friend.

Okay, there we go.

Better?

So, you gave her the pearls. You love them or what?

She loved them.

Perfect. Thanks, man.

Jake, you will not believe what happened to me. This is the best story.

Okay, so I'm driving on my way here, right?

Uh -huh. And there's this guy, and he's pedaling down the street on his bike.

Oh, damn, sis.

Looks like something came up. Maybe you can do this some other time, okay?

to do it in, alright? So everybody pair off and let's go.

Well, well, Peter, how are we this morning?

Much better now.

Because you're standing next to me?

No, because I've been dying to get my hands on these flowers.

You know how I feel about flowers.

You're ridiculous.

And you've missed it.

Dismissed.

Okay, maybe a little bit more than that.

So how's the move treating you? How's New York?

It's great.

Really. I mean, it's amazing.

Really?

I just, well... I just, you know, well... You just sweat, Peter.

I just... I just really love flowers.

Are you ever serious?

I don't know, sometimes.

Well, maybe that's why we never connected.

Because you always have something funny to say, but never anything that means

something. That hurt.

I have things to say. I'm sure you do, but they all include a punchline.

A punchline.

A punchline, if you must know, is constant criticism.

What I was going to say to you before I got too nervous was that I really wish I

asked you a company when I had the chance.

It's just very hard for me to tell you how I feel because when I'm with you,

way I feel is in love.

Peter, I just... I... I know. You never were that really interested in me.

But I would have much rather, you know, if it meant rejection, at least ask.

Well, actually, if you would have asked, my clothes would be hanging up in your

closet right now.

Why do you always have to try to be the funny guy?

I love the real Peter.

You mean... I mean, I really loved you, Peter.

i really miss you alexis

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

I love you.

Huh.

Hey, Peter. Oh.

Do you know where Jake's room is? There's a little problem. Yeah, sure,

Down the hall here.

To the left, I think.

Thanks. Absolutely, man.

By the way, it's about time.

Hey, Jake.

Oh, Marcia.

I mean, Mrs. Reynolds.

I'm sorry, I was just looking for Jake. I didn't mean to interrupt.

What,

my pity party?

Really, don't worry about it, Jason. I'm doing no one any good sitting here

blubbering.

I just can't believe my little man's getting married.

How long have you known each other?

God.

Almost 15 years now.

Most of my life.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

It's been nice having you around.

Aw, thanks.

You were always the awesome mom on the block.

Really?

Me?

I don't believe you.

No, I'm serious.

I mean, you were more of a friend than a mom.

Plus, you looked a lot better than all the other moms running around.

Flattery's gonna get you nowhere.

No, I'm serious.

Well, that's all in the past now.

Today's the wedding, next they're going to be having babies, and nothing makes a

woman feel more used up than the idea of being called grandma.

Ah, come on.

You're far from being used up.

You look more beautiful now than ever.

Do you just have to say that to a crying woman?

I would say that to you at any time.

I've always had a crush on you.

Did I just say that?

I'm going to go.

If they find someone dead in the kitchen, chances are the cause is

embarrassment.

Actually, Jason, I was really nice to hear.

You've grown into a fantastic young man.

Jason.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

I was just going to say that it's been really good having you here in my time

need.

Well, I'm glad I could be here for you in your time of need.

And I need him, Jason.

Thank you.

Hmm.

I hope we weren't missed.

There's so much going on, I don't think anyone noticed.

But who cares if they did?

Yeah, you're right.

Who cares if they did?

Well, I should probably go check on my son.

Make sure he's cold enough, all right?

See you at the ceremony?

Absolutely.

Beautiful.

Mom, thank God. I've been looking all over for you. I was just wondering...

now, honey.

It's a really busy day today. Have you forgotten about your brother's wedding?

Of course not.

I was just wondering if I could help in any way.

Hey, Mom, where have you been?

Oh, um, I was just checking on some last -minute details. What's wrong?

Nothing. It's just I can't stay still. I feel like... I feel like someone's

slowly trying to strangle me or something.

Just jitter, son.

You'll be okay soon.

Yeah, I guess so.

It's just I don't understand, Mom. I really do love Sabrina, and I really do

want to marry her.

But then it starts to...

settle into my mind that it's just going to be me and her for the rest of our

fucking lives, and that is freaking me the fuck out. Shit!

I can't even stop cursing in front of my own mother.

It's okay, Jake.

I was just going to put the tag on the cake, but do you need me to stay here?

No, it's okay. It's just nerves. I guess it's only natural.

You got that right.

Come get me if you need me, okay?

Okay. Thanks, Mom.

Oh, hi, Varsha. I didn't know you were going to be in here.

I was just going to ask Jake where he wants the DJ to set up.

Oh, well, I was just leaving anyway, so I'm going to leave the two of you to

talk about the music.

And I have a cake situation to go suss out, so try and calm him, would you?

really nervous.

Sure. Hi,

Chris. Hey, Jake.

So the DJ is going to be positioned right behind the dance floor.

I know.

Oh, I just thought you... How you feeling?

You nervous?

You have no idea.

You know I love Sabrina, right?

I don't know. I would never do anything to jeopardize what you two have.

But... But what?

Oh, but that.

Yes, that.

Look, I just thought that I would remind you before you got married that you can

still change your mind.

Chris, I'm getting married today.

Changing my mind is reserved only for napkin placement and how fast we're

to walk down the aisle.

Well, what about us?

Us was a long time ago.

Way before Sabrina.

And you stopped loving me then?

I still love you.

Chris, the part of my heart that was reserved for you was occupied when I

started to love Sabrina with all of my heart.

I've been waiting for you.

Chris, you're an amazing person, and if things were different,

I'd be honored to be with you.

But they're not different.

I love Sabrina, and I'm marrying her.

I need to get out there. Someone needs you, okay?

I need you.

No, Chris.

What you need is time without me.

Maybe.

Are you worth the hole in my heart?

Should I wait for you?

How I want me to?

Are you worth the hole in my heart?

Baby, how you help me?

How you help me?

When you were lost, you found me.

But you couldn't stay.

It wasn't meant to be.

Your daddy was an old -time boy.

It's a madness you feel you should feed.

Remember.

I used to keep fires for you.

I don't know if you'll ever come through.

Hey, Carolyn.

The limo's almost here.

Hi, Cooper.

Yeah, I know.

I just need a minute to forget about all the lack of time.

I got to spend with my family today.

Really? In a house full of your family?

Really. I mean, you know me. I never, ever have anything to say, really.

And today, I wanted to say it all.

And nobody has time for me. I have time for you.

Cooper, that's really sweet of you.

But telling you how much my mom and my brother and my sister -in -law mean to

me, it doesn't do me any good.

Well, I tell you what. Why don't you tell me, and if I happen to run into

I'll relay the message.

Cooper.

Well, this is your big chance.

This is so stupid.

Come on, I'm waiting.

Fine, jerk.

Mom,

Jake, Sabrina, I just wanted to say that I know that this is your day, but I

feel like it's my day too.

And all the love and joy and warmth that you all glow, it spreads throughout the

entire house.

And I really love you.

That was pretty.

Too bad no one else is going to hear it. Yeah, I heard it.

And that was pretty.

And if I would have known my girlfriend was so amazing, beautiful, and sweet,

I'd stop and listen to you more often.

I love you. I love you, too.

um um

possibly mean that much to you today is Jake and Sabrina's wedding for Christ's

sake oh I

just made an absolute fool of myself in front of Jake I just barged in there

thinking that he was going to drop Sabrina for me after all these years

wrong with me how could I do this to him how could I do this to her

He's my best friend.

Would it make you feel better to know I did the same thing?

You did?

Went in there this morning and said things that I had no right to say to the

marrying my best friend.

No matter what past we had.

I guess we just needed another try.

Right?

I guess.

I know what it is about weddings that make people act the way they do.

He told me to stop waiting for him.

Had you been?

Only for forever.

I don't know what to do if I'm not madly in love with him.

That was kind of like my thing, you know?

But Chris, you deserve more than that.

You deserve someone that's going to love you back as much as you love them.

You may be right.

When did you get so smart?

My charm.

Robert, can I ask you a favor?

Of course you can.

Can you take my mind off of him?

Please? Kiss me?

Take me?

You know he'll be here when you get back.

Just as she'll be here when I get back.

I know.

And it's a chance that I'm willing to take.

Let me forget him.

I'll make you forget her.

I already have.

Ooh.

Thank you.

Uh -huh.

Bye.

I think we need it back now.

The ceremony's going to start soon.

I know.

I'm going to get back there and attend to our duty.

Listen, I've got one quick thing to take care of. Can you hold down the phone

till I get back?

I believe I owe you a favor, so absolutely.

As long as you keep asking me for favors like those, I'll hold you for my debt.

Okay, I'll see you out there.

Hey, it's not time, is it?

Yeah, we're 30 minutes away.

Listen, I just want to talk to you real quick.

Sure, what is it?

I just want to say that I'm happy for you.

I'm happy for Sabrina and you.

You were there throughout our relationship.

And I know that there have been times since you two have been, you know, you

two, that I've been a little crazy.

Sure.

It's just that she's so phenomenally... I don't know.

So, Sabrina, that it's been tough for me to watch her fall in love with you in a

way she couldn't with me.

But if someone's going to have her, I'm glad it's you.

You deserve it.

And I just want you guys to enjoy each other for the rest of your lives.

I don't know what to say.

Just a thank you, you son of a bitch.

Thank you.

Sincerely.

Yep.

Don't get too mushy.

Finish getting ready.

Takes you forever.

You've got some mattering to do.

Hey, listen. Rob.

Yeah?

You were a tough act to follow.

What are you doing here?

I know, I know I'm breaking tradition and being a bit unorthodox, but I just

really had to see you and talk to you.

Okay.

When I woke up this morning, I can't remember ever in my life being as

as I was, or as nervous.

I mean, my feet were just downright icy cold.

I know, I know, I know, but just hear me out.

Throughout the day today,

I've come to the realization that I don't need to marry you.

Now, before you lose your honey, just listen to me. Just hear me out, okay?

I don't need to marry you because I'm already bound to you for eternity.

And there's nothing on this planet that can make my love for you any stronger.

Not this ceremony we're planning here today.

Not some piece of paper.

Not a blessing by a holy man.

Nothing else is going to make me love the way your toes curl anymore.

Or that face you make when you're eating something you really, really, really

like. You're just like, mmm.

And nothing's going to convince me that you standing here in underwear isn't the

sexiest thing in the world.

That being said, I don't need to marry you.

I want to marry you.

I want to stand with you in front of our friends and family to show them just

how much I yearn for you and you alone.

And Sabrina, I just want you to know that the man you're marrying today

has no doubts about the sincerity or the depth of his love for you.

I love you so much.

A lonely ghost.

A lonely ghost.

A non -believer.

Pouring out my self -pity.

Drink another cup.

Drink another cup.

So cool.

You're so good, Sabrina.

You're so good.

You're the best.

Fuck it like that.

I'll rub my pussy while you fuck it like that.

That's so good.

Oh my god, just like that.

Love your ass.

I can't yet.

Oh my god.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my god, this is so fucking tight.

Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

People, you got to gather up. The limo is here.

Thought I was over Grasping around this city

A lonely ghost A lonely ghost

A non -believer

Pouring out my taffety To drink another

To love?

To love.

I like that.

You're blacklisted and a smile painted on your teeth.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

I'm only living when I'm dying.