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Walk straight into the room.

You're not gonna stop.

Just show it off.

Don't ever let this party stop.

Go, go, go, go, show it off.

Just show it off.

Don't ever let this feeling stop.

Go, go, go, go, show it off.

Okay, Charlotte, I've got your outfit.

I'm just gonna put it on the couch for you.

And your shoes.

And I just need your opinion on these two scarves.

Oh, this one.

Thank you.

Our guest today is a Rhodes Scholar, famed psychologist, and holds a PhD from Oxford.

But you all know her as an author of three soon to

be four best-selling books on love and relationships.

Please welcome the only Ms. Charlotte Myers.

Hi.

Aw, thank you.

It's so wonderful to see you.

So nice to see you.

Thank you.

Wow.

So, Charlotte, tell us about your new book.

Well, this book is very personal to me.

It's about how my fiancé Doug and I found each

other again after a particularly rough patch.

Want to read us a snippet?

Sure.

Okay, let's see.

Oh, this is a good one.

Ahem.

I knew in my bones that something was different.

I could no longer hide from the piercing, persistent

truth that was desperately trying to knock down my door.

Doug and I had fallen out of love.

And I didn't think we could recover.

So your strength comes from your whole torso, not just your arms.

What you're gonna do is dig in with your shoulder and then rotate all the way back.

Just like that.

You're gonna have to use the J-stroke, Karen,

or you're just gonna keep going in circles.

Please put the phone away.

Karen.

Perfect.

Just like that.

Yeah, Mike?

Yeah, we got another phone in the drain.

Hey, Mike.

We now have the owner of said phone also in the water.

But like ships to the lighthouse, we found our way back to one another.

We found our way to a love stronger, better,

and deeper than we ever could have imagined.

And to find out how we did that, you'll have to buy the book.

Now, rumor on the street is that you're getting your own talk show.

Is that true?

You'll have to stay tuned.

And keep an eye on my website.

Charlotte Myers, everyone, give it up!

Thanks for being here.

Thanks for having me.

It's all good.

Thank you.

Okay, well, we got your photo shoot for the Chicago Daily right now.

He's set up in the lobby for us.

Okay, great.

Hi, hello.

We have Charlotte Myers here, and I'm Mallory, her assistant.

You're late.

I know.

I'm so sorry.

We were a little bit behind.

You look amazing.

I'm trying to get a hold of you.

I need to talk to you.

I know.

Today was crazy.

I'm sorry, but let's grab dinner after this.

Sit.

Now.

We're behind schedule.

Yes, I know.

I'm sorry.

Let's get you in here.

The book is about our relationship after all.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Come on.

It'll be fun.

You're not listening to me.

I need to talk to you.

Okay, well, what is it then?

It's just, um, I'm not happy, Charlotte.

You're not happy?

What do you mean?

Is it your job?

Do you need more exercise?

It's not my job, Charlotte.

It's not exercise.

It's us.

I think we should break up.

Are you serious?

You don't want to break up?

Can you just stop for a minute?

Five minutes.

Are you seriously doing this the day my book launches?

The book about our relationship where we salvaged it and got engaged.

It's not my TV show.

I know the timing isn't ideal.

Ideal?

Doug, we're getting married in a month.

Why are you doing this to me?

It's not you.

Really, it's me.

I'm seriously sure.

You're perfect.

You're brilliant.

You're beautiful.

My parents love you.

Great.

I should be happy.

But I'm not.

I think I love the idea of us more than the reality of us.

I'm sorry.

Just go.

I'll get my mother to cancel all the wedding plans.

I could have died.

What kind of racket are you guys running here?

He tipped my canoe on purpose.

I lost everything.

Ma'am, it's just a phone.

It's just a little shaken up.

I'm hypothermic.

It's 75 degrees outside.

You just need to take off your life jacket and go stand on the sun.

I'm not paying for this.

I mean, are these canoes even up to code?

You bet your bum they are.

Pardon my English.

They're brand new and top of the line.

You shouldn't have been taking selfies on the boat.

You think that's the first time that this has happened?

That's why we have the no selfies policy.

You will pay full price.

Or I will send you to collections.

Now when you're all settled up, join us for lunch in the pub.

It's on the house.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Enjoy your lunch.

Why are people always trying to get out of pain?

Because they don't respect our time.

Or our work.

Or nature for that matter.

Oh, they're not all bad.

I find most people to have a redeeming quality.

You're too.

By the way, there's another message for you on the machine.

Sarah again.

Thanks.

Are you planning on calling her back?

She's been trying you for weeks.

No, I'm just not looking for anything like that right now.

When will you be looking for something like that?

Hey Mike, do you want to hand me that ketchup?

Hey bro, long time no talk.

Hi, Rob.

I don't want to worry you, but Dad's had a bit of a fall.

I'll be on the first flight out.

I can't believe it.

We've all been there, sweetie.

I'm sure you're devastated.

Who am I to give love advice if I can't even keep my own fiancé?

But you're upset about the engagement too, right?

Of course.

I'm just trying to keep my entire life from imploding here.

I just got off the phone with the network.

They somehow heard about the breakup.

What did they say?

They want to put the talk show on hold.

But just until this all blows over...

That's it?

That means it's over?

No, it's not over.

We'll revisit it in a few months.

No, my career is finished.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Hey, we can manage this, okay?

I push the interview with the Chicago Daily till Monday so

that gives us a few days to figure out how to spin this.

In the meantime, get some sleep, okay?

We'll meet with the publisher in the morning.

Okay.

You're gonna get through this.

You'll come out on top.

You always do.

Dad?

Dad?

Hey.

Dad, what happened?

I fell off the roof.

Dang gutters.

You know there's people you can pay to do that, right?

Yeah, there's toilets you can flush money down, too.

Doesn't mean I'm gonna do it.

Hey, bro.

The surgery went well.

I got ten screws.

Oh.

Well, we got another problem.

Do I wanna know?

Dad doesn't have health insurance.

Apparently he lost his job a few months ago.

Dad, why didn't you tell us that?

It's no big deal.

I was gonna retire soon anyway.

Not a big deal.

Dad, your Medicare doesn't kick in until your birthday.

I just got laid off a few months ago.

I haven't figured that part out yet.

Well, how are we gonna pay for the surgery, then?

Why don't you worry about it?

That's my problem, not yours.

He dumped you?

This is not a good look.

I know.

The book is about making a struggling relationship whole again.

Right.

The engagement is the selling feature.

Yes.

But you're not engaged anymore.

No.

This is not a good look.

What do you suggest we do?

I say we cut our losses on this one.

Cancel the promos, pull the marketing.

There's no sense feeding a dying cow.

The book, not you.

So you just want to give up?

What if I still want to promote it?

Oh, oh, honey, no.

No, no, no.

Do yourself a favor.

Stay far away from that book.

It's a bomb.

Well, um...

That's a bummer.

Maybe we should start to think about the next book.

Maybe we should start to think about the next book.

Use the Daily article to announce it and distract people from the breakup.

I started working on an outline and I think it's...

Yeah, maybe we should put a pin in that.

What do you mean?

I mean, maybe, you know, lay off the relationship advice for a bit.

Jean, what are you saying?

Look, Charlotte, I like you, but I run a business.

You can't pretend to be an expert on

relationships when you can't even manage your own.

Now, you've always been on shaky ground with Doug, but it's

not like your past dating history was that much better.

When you're young and single, it's fine.

It's relatable, even.

But the older you get, you'll just be the final nail in the coffin.

So what do you say?

What are you saying?

You're not going to publish my books anymore?

Well, unless you can wow me with something new and original and preferably having

absolutely nothing to do with relationships.

Probably not.

He's finally asleep.

The support nurse will be here in a few hours to wake him up for his pain meds.

Good, good.

Well, I'm glad you hired some help.

I just wish I could stay longer.

Well, you gotta get back to work.

It's fine.

You don't see your nephew these days.

Yeah.

I've got a bit of time.

Do you want to grab a beer?

I think we could do better than that.

Put me in this straight jacket.

How am I supposed to relax in this thing?

Don't take that jacket off.

You're already pushing it in those shoes.

If you try to put those leather boats on me one more time, I will leave right now.

Relax, relax.

I won't.

You're so dramatic.

I forgot my wallet in the car.

Bar's on the third floor.

Go grab us a table, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I just don't feel like socializing, Mallory.

We're not socializing.

We're brainstorming the ways to turn this all around.

Take control of your narrative.

Plot your comeback.

Yeah, but I don't know how to put a positive spin on getting dumped.

We'll figure it out.

I have to use the bathroom.

Can you get us a table?

It's on the third floor.

Wait!

Hold it!

Thank you.

Sure.

Whoa.

Hmm.

I'm sure they'll fix it soon.

I hope so.

I'm a little claustrophobic.

Is it hot in here?

Where are these people?

It's been like an hour.

It's been 30 seconds.

Move!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

Just try breathing.

Close your eyes and count to ten.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

No, not working!

Help!

See what you're like in a real emergency.

Hi, is this the front desk?

Hi.

Yeah, we're stuck in your elevator right now.

Not moving.

No.

Could you?

Yeah.

Great.

Okay.

Thanks so much.

See you soon.

They're on their way.

Oh.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

The first step in an emergency is to keep your cool.

There's often an easy solution within grasp if your mind is clear enough to find it.

I'll make sure to let my nervous system know next time.

Thank you.

No problem.

So what are you?

An EMT or something?

Wilderness guide.

I teach survival skills and take people on guided wilderness tours.

Well, that's fun.

Maybe I should take one of your classes.

It's not really fun.

I'm not sure a city girl like you would enjoy it.

Excuse me?

I don't mean any offense.

I just don't think you'd like it.

Oh.

Here we go.

Have a good one.

There you are.

I was going to get working.

I just met the rudest man.

I got stuck on the elevator with this... Total city chick.

Designer this.

High heels that.

I mean, sorry we're not all wilderness guys or whatever you say.

Like, excuse me for having an emotional reaction to a life-threatening situation,

you know?

I mean, she just lost it.

Like, truly lost it.

I was trying to pry the doors open with her fingernails.

And then he said this.

He called me a city girl.

Like it's some sort of an insult.

Like I couldn't hack it on a camping trip or something.

I mean, come on.

I think I may have offended her, but I was just being honest.

I just thought she was just a lay-back who was sick of these tourists coming in and

then crying when things don't go their way.

Well, aren't tourists your whole business?

Yes.

Now I need their money to help dad.

How hard could it be to start a fire or catch a fish?

My dad taught me that when I was five.

The City Girl and the Wilderness Guide.

That sounds like a great idea for a book.

Oh my god.

The City Girl's Guide to Wilderness Survival.

That's my next book!

That's it.

I just need a wilderness guide.

Hi.

I don't think we officially met.

I'm Charlotte.

Rob.

Ben.

Mallory.

I wanted to thank you for your help in the elevator back there.

I'm sure when you insulted me, you were just

having a bad day and taking it out on me.

And that's a thank you?

I actually wanted to talk to you about an amazing opportunity.

Yeah, we were actually just thinking about leaving.

I don't think you recognize me.

I'm Charlotte Myers, the author.

Lasting Love.

Growing Together.

I have a huge online following.

A podcast?

Sorry, no idea.

Well, I'm writing a new book.

The City Girl's Guide to Wilderness Survival.

And I need a teacher, and that teacher could be you.

What do you say?

You're writing a book about wilderness survival?

I sure am.

No thanks.

We really gotta get going.

It was so nice to meet you ladies.

Be safe out there and watch out for those elevators, huh?

It pays good money.

How much?

Thirty days in the wilderness of northern Minnesota.

I'll spend the first three weeks learning survival skills.

And the last week will be a thirty mile canoe trip through the Superior National

Forest where I'll sleep under the stars and catch my own meals.

And it has nothing to do with relationships?

Nope.

No love, no feelings.

Just straight up survival techniques.

I love it.

Really?

Yes.

It's dangerous.

It's different.

It's fun.

I love it.

Now, you have the Chicago Daily interview tomorrow, right?

Yes.

Okay.

Use that to announce the book.

Oh, and really lean into that, you know, single girl in the city thing.

Maybe we can use this break-up to our advantage, ladies.

Yes.

That's the woman that you're babysitting for the next month?

I don't get it.

Why?

Trust me, I'm not looking forward to it.

I need the money to help Dad.

Uh, still doesn't make any sense to me.

Do you like her?

Absolutely not.

She is not my type at all.

I can't believe you're letting some big city author write a book about you.

No, no, no.

Under no circumstances is she allowed to name me, feature me, talk about me.

I'm to be referred to exclusively as the guide.

Huh.

So when does she get here?

Any minute now.

You guys will be nice to her, right?

I have a feeling she's going to stick out like a sore thumb.

That's not making it any harder on her.

Well, for sure.

We're Minnesotans.

We're always nice.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Oh.

Welcome.

Thank you.

How many bags did you bring?

You know you're only here a month, right?

Always be prepared.

That's what my Dad taught me.

You never know what you might need.

Ah, this place is beautiful.

I'm looking forward to a little R&R.

R&R.

Right.

Well, here it is.

It's... quaint.

Um, there's extra blankets in the closet,

and I've stocked the fridge with some basics.

If you want more food, there's a grocery store in town.

How far is town?

About five miles, give or take.

I don't have a car.

Your legs work, right?

Yeah.

I love walking.

Uh, there's no Wi-Fi, and cell reception is spotty at best.

But you're welcome to use the landline in the main lodge whenever you like.

There's no Wi-Fi?

Is that a problem?

No.

I've been wanting to disconnect anyway.

It's great.

Perfect.

There's the bathroom.

You get a solid three minutes of hot water a day, so use your time wisely.

There's no mirror in here.

And?

Just an observation.

All right.

You should get some sleep.

Start early tomorrow.

Great.

I'm an early riser.

Five a.m.

That's, uh, practically sleeping in for me.

Okay.

Good night.

Basics, huh?

What can I make with a tomato, an onion, a cucumber, and beef?

What about, like... I don't know, something Greek?

Like a Greek salad with beef in it?

That would be so good.

But the feta cheese is five miles away.

Sorry, what's that?

I can't... I can't really hear you.

You're kind of breaking up.

The service here is terrible.

I've been using my data plan, and it's going to cost me a fortune.

Can you send me a Wi-Fi router?

Yeah, you got it, boss.

How's the cabin?

It's... it's cute.

It's really cute.

And since I'm going to be here for a while, I was thinking of going to town.

And buying some stuff, you know, give it a little Charlotte vibe.

Hmm, that sounds fun.

Yeah, super fun.

What are you up to?

You look amazing.

Oh, tonight's the Children's Foundation gala, remember?

Yeah, Sasha's annual gala.

I can't believe I'm missing that.

You're not really missing much.

You know how these things go.

Cocktails, auctions, hors d'oeuvres.

It's pretty boring.

Yeah, sounds awful.

Well, I better go.

I can't really hear you, but have a good night.

Enjoy the peace and quiet.

Maybe you'll actually see some stars.

Maybe I will.

Have fun tonight.

Okay, so, portaging is when you carry a canoe over

your head, traversing the land between bodies of water.

Now, when you're picking up a canoe, you, uh... okay, I'm sorry, I can't.

What is with the outfit?

What do you mean?

I mean, where do you even get a hat like that?

Who are you, Indiana Jones?

I like my hat.

And those boots.

You know we're getting in the water, right?

I know, which is why I paid extra for the waterproofing.

Can we, can we please continue?

Portaging, you were saying?

Yeah, so, when you're lifting a canoe over your

head, there are three words you need to remember.

Gunnel, hips, and yoke.

You grab the gunnel with one hand, bring it around, and grab the other side.

Bring it up to your thighs, and then you use

your hips to hoist it up and over your head.

And you stand under the yoke.

Just like that.

Got it?

Sure thing.

Gunnel, hips, yoke.

Now, you probably won't be able to lift it on your

own, so we'll just go into a two-person... Go!

Like this?

Yeah, that was, uh, that was perfect, actually.

Thank you.

You're pretty strong.

I hope so.

I work out six days a week.

Oh, okay.

Are we doing this?

Well, moving on, then.

This way?

Yeah.

Here we go!

Sure.

Lead the way.

I got...

Okay, now, the J-stroke is when you...

Is when you want to keep the boat straight without losing speed, right?

Like this?

Yeah.

How'd you know that?

I did a little research.

Couldn't help myself.

Let me guess.

You were a straight-A student.

Maledictorian.

Not that it mattered.

Good for you.

I'm getting the hang of this.

I don't mean to be rude or anything, but portaging

and canoeing isn't exactly wilderness survival.

It is when you're a hundred miles from civilization and your radios don't work.

Besides, we're starting with the basics.

We'll work up to the good stuff.

Exciting!

All right, let's row it in.

We've had a long day, and we deserve a rest.

Um, and we're actually throwing you a welcome dinner

tonight at the pub, so you can come out and meet everyone.

Oh, what?

That's so sweet.

Thank you!

Great.

Why don't you lead the way, J-Stroke?

All right!

Maledictorian.

Follow me!

Day one was a raging...

No, a roaring success.

Having successfully proved that despite my silly-girl ways, nay,

perhaps because of them, I was a-forced-to-be-reckoned-whip.

Hmm.

Just

a little smooch.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

I overslept.

All that portaging.

It's okay, really.

Although we did already eat.

Sorry.

Oh, I feel terrible.

And all this for me?

It's okay, really.

Hi, I'm Tina.

Mike and I, we co-own the resort and pub here with Rob.

I'm Charlotte.

It's so nice to meet you.

Hi.

Hi.

That is a gorgeous outfit.

I'll make up a plate for you.

There's plenty of food left.

Oh, thank you.

Can I get you a drink?

Uh, yes.

Yeah.

A glass of wine or something?

White wine.

Thank you.

You got it.

Thank you.

They'll warm up to you.

Might help if you try to blend in a little bit, though.

Blend in how?

Well, you could wear less makeup, for starters.

It's tinted moisturizer.

Lose the high heels, maybe?

It's a special occasion.

There you go.

Oh, I'm so hungry.

Thank you.

You know, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with Rob.

There are a couple of good local clothing stores in town if

you wanted to get something a little bit more comfortable.

I could take you tomorrow.

I would love that.

Is that okay with you, Sarge?

I know that you, uh, run a really tight ship.

I think I can spare for a couple hours.

Excellent.

Get some normal boots, would you?

Yes, boss.

Does he always like that?

Yes.

Always.

Not a lot of variety, but I assure you the quality is great.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Only $30 and it's locally made?

Look at the quality of this leather.

It's insane.

Just because it doesn't cost a lot doesn't mean that it's cheap.

You know what?

You're right.

I'll grab a few.

Not sure why you'd need more than one, but whatever floats your boat.

I'll give them as gifts.

Ah.

Hey, can I ask you something?

Ask away.

What's the deal with Rob?

What do you mean?

Well, he spends a lot of time on his own.

His family's in Chicago, right?

You and Mike have each other here, but who does he have?

I used to have someone out here.

They were actually engaged.

She was a guide, too.

But she had an identity crisis, broke off the engagement, moved to New York.

And she's in finance or something.

Really?

Yeah.

Really did a number on him.

He hasn't dated much since.

I had no idea.

I don't think he likes to talk about it.

He's a little embarrassed.

Yeah, I can relate.

I'm gonna let you finish up here.

Okay.

Okay.

I love these.

I'm gonna grab these three.

One, two, three.

You are just determined to buy out this whole town, aren't you?

The cabin needs bruising.

Ah.

Is that for cooking?

Okay.

It's a diffuser for my essential oils.

Oh, okay.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Wow, it looks incredible in here.

Yeah, I moved some stuff around.

I hope you don't mind.

I see that.

No, I love it.

Oh, thank you.

Can I get you a sandwich or anything?

No, I already ate, but thank you.

Are you ready for your next lesson?

Sure am.

What are we doing?

I haven't been fishing since I was ten.

I used to love it.

Why does that surprise me?

I wasn't born in Chicago, you know.

I'm from Idaho.

I'm from a very outdoorsy family.

You were from Idaho?

Yep.

How the heck did you end up in Chicago?

After grad school, I got a job teaching psychology at Northwestern.

And then I wrote my first book, and the rest is history.

I could never live in Chicago.

All the smog and traffic and construction, and it's so crowded.

I could never live out here.

Don't get me wrong, it's so beautiful.

It's just really isolated.

There's barely anyone here.

One restaurant, and you guys don't even have a movie theater.

Hey, at least it's peaceful.

I can hear myself think out here.

So it's like a... like a meditation for you.

A what?

A meditation.

Hold on.

Close your eyes.

Imagine you are floating slowly above a tranquil, serene lake.

Why do you need an app when you can get the real thing for free?

It's pretty relaxing, I'll give you that.

Please tell me you rented out all 30 canoes.

Huh?

What are you talking about?

You didn't send them up for maintenance?

Move them somewhere else for storage?

No, why?

Hide them in the kitchen?

Where are the canoes, Mike?

You're from Chicago, right?

Born and raised.

How did you end up out here?

My dad took Ben and I on a trip up here when I was 13.

It was just after my mom passed away.

I guess you could say it was a transition.

A transformative trip for a young city boy like me.

After I got back, it's all I could think about.

And when I turned 18, I moved up here and I haven't looked back.

Sorry about your mom.

It's okay.

Thank you.

A country girl turned city and a city boy turned country.

We're quite the pair, you and I.

I guess you're right.

I think I caught something!

I think I caught something!

Oh, my God!

Look at this thing!

Woo!

Here, here, hold it up.

I'll get a photo.

Wow!

It's so heavy.

Cheese.

Fish fry.

Thank you.

You caught a beauty, Charlotte.

For 10 people.

Thank you for cooking it.

Ah, my pleasure.

Hey, Mike, can I get a beer, please?

Mike.

You all right?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Sorry, it's canoe stuff.

What canoe stuff?

Someone broke into the shed and stole all the canoes.

They're brand new and top of the line.

What?

Who would do that?

Bunch of jerks, that's who.

Can your insurance reimburse you for them?

They were so new, we hadn't updated the paperwork.

So we're gonna have to pay out of pocket.

With money we don't have.

Well, I can raise money.

It's my specialty.

Oh, no, that's okay.

We'll figure something out.

Seriously?

You need canoes to run your business, right?

What other options do you have?

Well, we don't really have any other options, truthfully.

Then let me help you.

I'll start a GoFundMe and I'll send it to all my friends.

They love spending money.

Really?

You'd do that?

Yeah, I'd love to help.

Thank you, Charlotte.

You really are the sweetest.

Anyone would do it.

Really.

And send.

Hey, Mal.

What's up?

I got some bad news.

I debated even telling you.

What happened?

Is he okay?

Oh, yeah, he's fine.

It's just he has a new girlfriend.

What?

Yeah, he brought her to Sasha's gala the other night.

It was our coming out event.

Apparently they've been dating for a few weeks already.

But we only broke up three weeks ago.

And I'm not even sure our wedding is fully cancelled yet.

I'm sorry, Charlotte.

Who is she?

Do I know her?

What's her age?

She's your age.

Minus ten years.

Is she pretty?

Only if you like traditional pleasing and symmetrical features, then yeah.

Aww.

This is awful.

And debuting her at my best friend's gala?

What was he thinking?

No, he's not thinking.

No.

No, he's certainly not thinking about me.

I'm sorry, Charlotte.

I wish I could be with you right now.

Are you sure you're going to be okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

I'll just fish my sorrows away.

I love you.

Get some sleep, okay?

I love you too.

If I may offer a small note.

Is everything okay?

No, no, everything's not okay.

Not okay at all.

What's going on?

You wouldn't want to hear about it.

What if I do?

It's about my ex-fiancee.

The one you dumped?

How do you know about that?

I may have read the Daily article.

Yeah, that one.

Well, he's got a new girlfriend.

Oh.

And he went public with her at my best friend's charity event.

I see.

Well, I mean, you don't want to be with a guy like that anyway, right?

No.

No, you're right.

I...

I just wish he hadn't been so hurtful.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah, I know you do.

I'm sorry.

Is there anything I can do?

Do you want me to beat him up or anything?

I can do that if you need.

I'll beat the heck out of him.

I know.

It's okay.

Thank you for listening.

Yeah, of course.

That's what friends are for, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's also something else.

What is it?

My publisher wants me to go back to Chicago.

Just for the weekend to discuss the book.

I tried to get out of it, but she insisted.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah.

No, she loves the pages.

She just wants to talk about marketing.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah.

Do you want to come with me?

To Chicago?

Yeah, maybe you can see your dad and we can get Mike and Tina to join us.

And have a little fun.

A nice meal.

I just want to thank you guys for taking such good care of me.

And making me feel included.

Isn't leaving the wilderness against the rules for your little project?

I won't tell if you won't.

Hey, I ain't no snitch.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Mike and Tina could use a break.

And I am due to check in on my dad.

So, we're settled then?

You live here?

It's like a museum.

Where's all your stuff?

It's called minimalism, Mike.

It's meant to look empty.

Why don't you guys bring your things upstairs to the guest bedroom?

I have a very busy day for you.

Full of relaxing.

And I made a reservation at my favorite restaurant, the French.

Sounds fancy.

I didn't bring a fancy outfit.

I actually don't own a fancy outfit.

Yeah, I'm not sure I have the right clothes either.

No worries.

I anticipated this.

Music Music Music Music Music

Wow, Charlotte, what a day.

Thank you.

And that massage, it was more relaxing than a midnight row down the Minnesota River.

I can't believe how stressed I was.

Well, you all deserve it.

You work so hard.

Thanks, Charlotte.

You're so sweet.

Well, I have to go meet my publisher.

Are you guys okay on your own for a little bit?

Yeah, I think I'll go see my dad.

I'm going to go get your pool, because I can't believe you have one.

And I'm going to have a nap and try on that pink dress.

Ooh.

Yes, take all the pictures.

Great, I'll meet you back here at 7 p.m.

Bye.

I love it.

I think we have a hit on our hands.

Really?

Oh, that's great news.

Oh, here are some photos.

I think it would be fun to include these.

Just disregard the ones from today.

Oh, who's this?

Jane Lyke.

That's Rob, my guy.

Not much about him in the book.

What's his story?

He's just very private.

He went through a breakup recently.

He was engaged, actually.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, she broke it off.

Weirdly, she's a financial broker in New York now.

But like I said, he's very private and does not want to be in the book.

Sure, okay.

Well, send me these pics, okay?

I want to get them to marketing.

Sure thing.

Oh, and your agent wants to read a few pages, get those networks interested again.

Absolutely.

Yes.

I can't believe you let her style your hair like that.

You clean up well.

You like this girl.

No, I don't.

No.

Don't lie to me, son.

I'm not lying.

We're just friends.

That's all.

Friends?

Yeah.

Just go for it.

A little help here?

I'm with him.

You look happy.

I say go for it.

Can't stay walled up forever, Rob.

Open up.

Stop being so stubborn.

Hey, I got a suit.

That's a start, isn't it?

Suit?

What do you need that for?

No, we're going to some place called the French tonight.

The French?

Ooh.

You guys look phenomenal.

You're our stylist.

So do you.

I feel a little exposed, but we're in Chicago, right?

You look beautiful.

Well, shall we?

Yes.

Let me just fix this.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Take that.

Thank you.

And I'll have the steak.

Thank you.

I think that Mike and I are going to go out

front of the restaurant and take some photos.

Ooh, the flowers are so beautiful.

We have flowers at home, sweetie.

Not like this, we don't.

See you soon.

Hurry back now.

We will.

Come on, sweetie.

And then there were two.

Indeed there were.

How's your dad?

Well, he's stubborn as ever, but I think he's doing better.

Good.

How was your meeting?

It was great.

I can't tell yet, but I think they want to turn it into a TV show.

Charlotte?

Hey.

I didn't expect to see you here.

I thought you moved out to the boonies.

Doug.

What a surprise.

Hi, I'm Lara.

I'm a huge fan of your books.

I have been ever since I was little and found one on my mom's nightstand.

Thanks.

And you are?

I'm Rob, her boyfriend.

Oh.

I didn't realize you had a boyfriend.

Well, I do.

This guy.

So what do you do?

Well, I am a prince.

A prince?

I'm sorry.

A what?

A prince.

Yeah.

In Norway.

Yes.

Wow.

So cool.

I know, right?

Yay.

Yes, well, it was so nice to see you, Doug.

Lara?

Now, if you don't mind, we have to go speak to a sister outside.

The queen.

We wouldn't want to be late for that.

Off with our heads it would be.

Of course.

Don't let us keep you.

Hey, it was really good to see you.

You too, Dougie.

Hey, Doug.

Sure.

It was so nice meeting you.

Let's get together sometime.

Sure thing, Lara.

Come on.

Oh my God.

A prince?

Did you see the look on his face?

Was it over the top?

I kind of panicked.

Okay.

It was great.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

You're too much.

I've never seen that mischievous side of you before.

I like it.

Yeah, well, I...

I'm loyal to my people.

I'm your people.

You know what I mean.

We'll at least do seem to be having fun.

Well, these two seem to be having fun.

Tina hasn't gotten on my case once about dating since we've been here.

Oh...

Did you like Seele?

Are you excited for parents when you are in an reign of safety...

Oh yeah.

But the 웃 sap... Ah, whatever.

It's fine.

No, it's not fine.

It's devastating.

I should know.

Honestly, I...

I haven't been totally truthful about that.

About breaking up the engagement.

What do you mean?

Um...

The truth is...

Doug broke up with me.

He blindsided me.

And I've just been pretending that it's the other way around.

I'm sorry.

It's just so humiliating.

Especially when you're a public figure.

And I'm supposed to be a relationship expert.

It's okay not to be perfect, you know.

You're human.

You're not a robot.

Yeah, I know.

Can I tell you a secret?

What's that?

It kind of makes you more relatable.

Really?

Yeah, you can be a little intimidating.

So can you!

What?

You know, Tina's right.

You should, you know, get back out there and start dating again.

Stop spending every night alone.

Put myself out there and start dating, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah?

What are you going to lose?

Oh!

They're pouring our champagne.

Great!

We should go.

Don't want to miss the first course.

Right.

Good night, ladies.

Good night, gentlemen.

Thank you so much for inviting us to the city, Charlotte.

Can't remember the last time we had so much fun.

No, I'm so glad you guys came.

It was nice to show you my world for a little bit.

Since you were so kind to show me yours.

All right.

See you inside.

I should get back to my dad.

Flight's at noon tomorrow?

Yes.

See you here at 10?

Sounds good.

Thank you again for pretending to be my boyfriend.

It's really nice of you.

No problem.

I had fun.

Good.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey, you guys hungry?

I could eat.

I'm sorry, I should've bought food.

I'm not used to having guests over.

It's fine really, we'll go explore the neighborhood.

Yeah, we'll do brunch.

Just one second.

Hey Mel, what's up?

I have some exciting news.

Go on.

Your publisher slipped a copy of your pages to a network exec.

He loved it.

Are you serious?

Yeah, he's interested in a TV show.

No, the show is back on?

Yeah, well, with a different spin.

Anyway, I set up a meeting for 10 a.m.

back at the French.

Can you make it?

Yeah, yeah.

It's a little tight with my flight, but I'll make it work.

Okay, great.

Thank you.

Good news?

I think so.

I have to take a meeting.

Are you guys okay on your own?

Get out of here.

We'll be fine.

Okay.

Um, I will meet you guys at the airport.

My keys.

Don't wait for me.

Okay.

Good luck.

The book sounds brilliant.

Guaranteed bestseller.

It'll totally wash away the stink of that last one.

Oh, thanks.

Now let's talk TV.

Yes, I was thinking a fun tie-in to the book would be a show where I take people

to the wilderness and teach them survival skills that they don't have.

Forget that.

Your publisher showed me those before and after photos of those lumberjacks,

from plaid to fab, and that chunky woman in the dress.

Incredible.

I think there's a real show there.

Are you talking about Tina?

You travel.

You travel to those rural, remote areas.

You find these hopelessly single men and women who have no idea how to dress

themselves, no idea how to eat at a dinner party, no culture, no class, et cetera.

You get them cleaned up, you teach them some manners, and voila.

You turn them into catches.

I don't know.

That kind of sounds mean.

Your publisher mentioned that guide of yours, Rob.

I think his name is.

His fiancée dumped him to be a banker in New York.

He should be your first experiment.

Like, maybe if he knew how to carry himself,

he wouldn't have been dumped, right?

That's not what happened.

I'll have my agent send over the contract.

I think you'll like the terms.

I gotta go.

I gotta catch a flight back to L.A.

I'm really looking forward to working with you, Charlotte.

Hi.

Charlotte?

Hi!

Oh, it's Sasha.

So nice to see you.

Congrats on your benefit last week.

You must have raised so much money.

Most of it went to pay the caterers, but we'll give the charity a nice little sum.

Hey, did you get my email with the GoFundMe from my friends in Minnesota?

They got robbed and they can't afford it.

Send it to my assistant.

I need it.

I never check my own emails anymore.

Oh.

Well, do you want to hear more about it?

If it's important to you, it is important to me.

I'll make a donation for my foundation, aka the tax haven.

Right.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I got you a little something.

Oh, I love gifts.

Isn't it cute?

I got it in the little store in Minnesota.

Oh, how sweet.

It's tiny.

Oh, wait.

This is a joke, right?

Oh, you're too funny, Charlotte.

This is hysterical.

No, no.

It's not a joke.

Come back soon, okay?

I miss you and your sense of humor.

Bye.

Bye.

The air is so fresh here.

I can really notice it now.

Oh, it was fun to be in the city, but it's good to be back.

Okay, everyone.

Quiet, please.

What's this all about?

I have an announcement to make.

Thanks to the generosity of everyone here and also some people who aren't here,

I wanted to announce that we have reached our $30,000 goal for the new canoes.

You're joking already?

And there's more pouring in by the day.

Well, we'll give the rest to charity.

Thanks, Charlotte.

I don't know how we'll ever repay you.

Don't worry about it.

You've done more for me than you know.

That's what friends are for, right?

That's what friends are for.

You know, I don't think I properly thanked you for being my guide.

The whole deal felt a little transactional at the time.

There is no need to thank me.

This book is paying for my dad's surgery.

It should be me thanking you.

But still, it's taking you away from your guide duties.

Believe me, I'm happy to take a break from those.

You don't like being a guide?

Sometimes.

But honestly, we get a lot of jerks up here.

They don't respect the land.

They don't respect the animals.

They certainly don't respect us.

Sometimes I just feel like a babysitter for rich people.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I didn't mean you.

I know.

I know.

It's okay.

Honestly, teaching you one-on-one has been great.

You're so focused and you're serious about learning.

Half the time when we get groups up here, they

treat it like a joke or an Instagram opportunity.

Maybe you could change the business model.

Only teach people one-on-one.

Or only teach people who are really serious about this kind of stuff.

The problem is, the group's bringing all the money.

And yeah, we live simply here, but we gotta eat.

Yeah, no, I get it.

Anyways, I'll figure it out.

Right now, we need to focus on you.

Only a few more days until our big excursion.

A week in the wilderness.

Do you think I'll make it?

I think you're gonna be fine.

Plus, Tina and Mike will be there to make sure we don't screw up, so...

So what else do I need to learn?

I'm starting a fire.

Take your stick.

Place it on the dry wood here.

You need to go like so.

All the way down.

Okay.

There you go.

I'm sorry.

I know.

This is hard.

Luckily, I brought these.

Okay.

You can smell it in the morning.

There you go.

It's working.

She's starting her first fire.

You don't even have to try.

Go.

No matter where you are.

It's still by your side.

Your love is everywhere.

Oh!

Just open your eyes.

You're funny, dude.

It's not fair.

To see what you've found.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

You ready for this?

You ready for this?

Yes!

No, doesn't count.

You're disqualified.

You can't push your opponent over.

You've got to... You've got to... Come on.

Yeah.

Show me your moves.

Your amazing moves...

Will you dance with me?

I don't know.

I think Mike needs my help behind the bar.

I'm fine.

No excuses.

Come on.

Okay.

You old man.

Come on, show me your dance moves.

Yeah?

Is that good?

Good.

Oh.

Oh, we don't have to.

No.

Come on.

Let's dance.

Look at these two over here.

I can't believe this whole thing is almost over.

Yeah.

You must be looking forward to getting back.

Yeah.

I guess I'm excited to go back.

We'll miss you around here.

I'll miss you guys, too.

And this beautiful place.

I know Tina really likes you.

She's, um...

She's really enjoyed having you around.

I like Tina, too.

Yeah, I won't ever know And I won't ever win The

streets are dirty, summer Then I fall down again Hmm.

Well, I... Yeah.

Better get back to, uh...

Same.

What's up?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

You like her.

Who?

And you may even love her.

Hey, will you keep your voice down?

What are you gonna do about it?

It's complicated, Tina.

She lives in Chicago, for crying out loud.

I haven't seen you this happy in a long time.

And Charlotte's a good woman.

I know that.

It doesn't change the facts.

You have been making excuses time and time again.

Look, I know you've been hurt.

And I know it's been hard.

But are you really gonna let a good woman go?

Because your heart has been hardened by a

person who didn't deserve it in the first place?

She leaves in a week.

And since Mike and I are going on this trip,

you really only have tomorrow left with her.

So...

What you gonna do?

Oh, boy.

Hi.

Hi.

You're up early.

I'm just enjoying the view.

I was trying to get some work done, but...

I can't stop looking at this beauty.

I can't believe you wake up to this every day.

Yeah.

And it never gets old, either.

I didn't think I was gonna see you until later today.

Uh, you're not, really.

I just came by to see what...

you were doing tonight.

What we do every night.

Go to the watering hole.

What if we did something a little different?

Sure, what are you thinking?

Well, um...

It's a surprise.

Ooh.

Meet me at the lake.

At the drop-in point.

Sunset.

What are we doing?

Just said, it's a surprise.

Oh, okay, okay.

I will see you then.

Good.

Good.

Okay.

I'll let you get back to your work.

Oh.

Yes.

Very important.

Yeah.

All right, uh... See you later.

What's all this?

Oh, um...

Just thought we could enjoy the sunset.

Just the two of us?

If that's okay.

Yeah, that's lovely.

Okay.

Um... Right this way.

Okay.

Wow.

Oh.

Thank you.

You good?

Okay.

Ready?

Yeah.

So, what's the occasion?

Oh, um...

Well, it's our... It's our last night in civilization for a while.

So, I just thought we could make it special.

That's very sweet.

Thank you.

Sure.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Totally fine.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Well, the truth is, um...

Yes?

Well, what I wanted to say was...

Go on.

I like you.

And I have for a while.

I know I misjudged you, and I'm so sorry.

I thought you were this prissy, stuck-up, materialistic rich... Okay, I get it.

Thank you.

But... you turned out to be the most kind,

thoughtful, well-meaning woman I've ever met.

I know you live in Chicago and I live out here, but I just

couldn't let you leave here without telling you how I felt.

Because if I did, then I would have regretted it for the rest of my life.

Did I blow it?

I said too much, didn't I?

No, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey.

I like you too.

Well, I've been walking on a crooked line.

Stumbling through space and time, my love.

It's you I've been thinking of.

And I know my promises are hit and miss.

And a broken word can't be used.

He fixed my love.

It's you I've been thinking of.

You've got me falling like the evening sun.

The picnic was lovely.

Thank you.

Well, Tina helped me plan it.

Tina's a good friend.

And I know it.

I should probably go in.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bright and early.

Bright and early.

Good night.

Good night.

It's you I've been thinking of.

I've seen the seven wonders of the world and none of them compare to her, my love.

Isn't that enough?

You've got me falling like the evening sun.

Thank you.

I just got a pitch from the network.

What is this?

It's horrible.

You know, I got the same email too.

It's disgusting.

Where did they even get that information?

I asked Jane to send over a synopsis of the whole book.

She must have editorialized on your notes.

Well, this is awful and offensive.

I would never say these things.

Mal, these people are my friends and Rob is...

Rob is my friend too.

I'm not doing this show.

Yeah, of course not.

I'll shut it down ASAP.

Tell them you're out.

I prefer your version anyway.

Thanks, Mal.

Of course.

Get some sleep and don't worry about this at all.

Okay?

You got a big trip in the morning.

You need to rest.

I will.

I can't wait to see you.

I have so much to tell you.

Me too.

Good night.

Good night.

What is wrong with these people?

Something smells amazing in here.

Good morning.

What?

Well, look who finally decided to start cooking.

Well, I woke up early this morning to work on my book and I was hungry.

So I thought I'd make you guys a little something.

I actually forgot how fun it is to cook.

Anyway, eat up.

I will finish packing.

Thank you.

I am starving.

Look at this.

What's this?

Is that me?

Oh, this must be for the book.

This is so exciting.

Overweight and mannish?

Huh?

What is that?

College dropout can't afford the canoes for his own business?

I don't understand.

I thought you wanted to help us.

What are you guys looking at?

It's a contract for the show she's pitching.

Looks like you're the pilot episode.

What?

Uneducated lumberjack?

Are you kidding me?

Fiance left him because he wasn't successful enough.

Is this what she actually thinks of us?

Looks like she's been using us to pitch a show this whole time.

Gotta go.

Ah, Tina wait.

Alrighty, friends.

Who's ready for a little surviving?

Where's Mike and Tina?

What's wrong?

Oh my god.

That's not what it looks like.

I can't believe I fell for it.

Rob, no.

You don't understand.

That's not... You were just using us this whole time, weren't you?

No, I wasn't.

Rob, please, just let me explain.

Here I thought what we had was real.

It... it is.

I was just a project for you, wasn't I?

Just a commodity for you to sell like everything else in your life.

Because that's the world you live in, right?

Everything's for sale.

Everything's disposable.

I didn't write that, Rob.

You're not a project to me.

I guess you are just a superficial, fame-hungry perfectionist after all.

Wow.

You are a terrible listener.

And you know what?

At least I can say one true thing in this world.

Unlike you, who can't even say you like me without having a heart attack.

Well, don't worry because I don't like you anymore.

Fine!

I don't like you either.

Great!

Oh!

And by the way, in case it wasn't obvious, the trip is off.

You can keep your money.

Figure something else out.

Rob, wait!

I didn't mean that!

Mike!

Mike!

I didn't write any of that stuff.

And I don't condone it.

Please believe me.

Have you seen Tina?

I don't think she wants to talk to you.

Please, I can explain.

She's very busy, Sharlin.

I'm busy!

Being fat and man-ish.

I think you should go.

Rob?

Rob...

Please, just open the door.

I need to explain.

Just let me in, okay?

I'm so sorry for what I said earlier.

I overreacted.

I was just frustrated because I've been trying to

tell you that it's the network who wrote those things.

Not me.

And I turned to you.

And I turned down the show.

I would never say those things about you guys.

If you...

If you could just...

Let me in and I would explain everything and you'd understand.

It's fine, Charlotte.

I forgive you.

Then why won't you let me in?

I think you should just go back home.

Okay?

You and me, we live in different worlds.

It was never going to work out anyway.

You're a nice girl, Charlotte.

And I think you should just go back to Chicago.

Go back to your life.

I've got some things I need to do here, okay?

Goodbye, Charlotte.

I'm sorry you're hurting, Char.

But I don't really understand why you're getting rid of all your stuff.

I just don't know why about all this expensive junk.

I mean, who needs 14 scarves?

It's insane.

Are you sure you want to do that?

I mean, this is expensive.

You keep them.

What's up with you?

Why are you so happy?

I'm not happy.

No.

You look like you're on cloud nine.

Like you just met the love of your life.

Did you just meet the love of your life?

Maybe.

Mom, that's great.

Tell me about him.

No, we don't have to talk about him.

I want to.

Don't hide your happiness because my life's a mess.

It's just... it's Ben.

Rob's brother.

Oh.

Yeah, he found me on Facebook after that night at the Fenway.

I'm sorry.

No.

It's great.

Ben's great.

I'm really happy for you.

Really?

Yes, really.

You deserve it.

Do you want this?

Maybe.

I can't control the wildlife, sir.

But we did see a moose and a bald eagle.

You know what?

You should try joining one of our one week long excursions.

I can't guarantee that you'll see a bear, but it has happened.

You know what?

You?

You don't deserve to see a bear.

You'd probably get yourself killed if you did.

And you know what else?

I don't care if you pay.

I don't care if any of you pay.

Because I quit.

Rob Wilson, everyone.

Just practicing a stand up set for later.

He's not very funny.

And yeah, you have to pay.

How can I help you, ma'am?

I don't understand.

Why would you send a terrible synopsis to the TV executive?

It's not even what the book is about.

Isn't it?

I'm sorry, Charlotte, but I'm genuinely surprised by your reaction.

That's what I got from the pages.

I never called them names.

I never mocked them.

No, you didn't use those terms.

But it's pretty clear you felt your way of life was the correct way.

And theirs was crazy.

These people have taught me some of the most amazing things.

How to live life simply.

How to cook a fish I caught.

They taught me how to be less superficial.

And how to just let go of that need to be admired.

How to survive without barely any belongings.

And how to love deeply and unconditionally.

Then that's what you need to write about.

I'm sorry, Charlotte, but I'm trying to think of other things.

I'm failing.

There's something different about this face.

I keep it with me in other places.

I think of funny things to say.

And then I see her.

Oh, she's so fine.

I can't talk about it.

My heart, it leaps and beats.

I hope she beats for me.

She's been acting differently.

Like she's never seen when to speak.

Our souls are little dancing fools in the rain.

Oh, she's so fine.

I can't talk about it.

My heart, it leaps and beats.

I hope she beats for me.

I love it.

Really?

Really.

And you know you never have to be perfect around me, right?

Yeah, I know.

Come here.

Thank you.

I love you and all of your failures.

All of them?

Every single one.

You haven't had that many.

Is there a specific one you're referring to?

Wow, you did it.

You read the book?

I skimmed it.

You gonna reach out?

Wanna know what I think?

What's that?

I think...

She loves you.

And I think you love her too.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

And I think you should go get her and bring her back home.

You know what I think?

Hmm?

I think you're probably right.

I guess I'm going to Chicago.

Go get her, Tiger.

Go get her, Tiger.

Go get her, Tiger.

I love Charlotte, but it really is for the best.

What makes you say that?

Rob's the kind of guy you date in college when things are fun and light and you're

looking for a piece of eye candy on your arm.

But he's not the kind of guy you marry.

Why not?

I mean, what's the going rate for a canoe instructor these days?

Like $7 an hour?

Please, you wouldn't be caught dead marrying a guy like him.

You know what?

A guy like him has more class than you'll ever have.

Excuse me?

You heard me.

I'd be lucky to marry a guy like him, but you

wouldn't know that because you're so shallow.

Hey!

What am I even doing here?

I need to find Rob.

Okay, looks like there's one seat left on the next flight to Chicago.

It's a little bit pricey because it's still last minute.

Just book it.

I'll pay you back.

Okay?

Done.

Okay.

Thank you, Tina.

I really owe you one.

No problem.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Oh!

Do you think I could get a ride?

Well, sure.

Come on.

Let's go get your girl.

Thank you.

So the watering hole is right here.

I've got the cabins just down this way.

Want me to drive?

No, I'll drive.

Charlotte?

Rob.

Here.

Can you hold this?

Charlotte.

Rob.

What are you doing here?

I had to see you.

I was just coming to see you.

I have been.

I'm so sorry.

I've been such a jerk.

Oh, no.

I've been the jerk.

I should have never let you leave.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Tina.

Amanda.

Nice to meet you.

I read your book.

What'd you think?

I thought it was incredible.

It was so honest and raw.

Yeah.

And I love you so much.

More than I've ever loved anyone in my whole life.

And I want to be with you.

And I'll shout it to anyone who cares to hear it.

I'll...

I love you too.

I know you live in Chicago and I'm here, but maybe if we...

Why don't we split our time and go out?

I don't care.

As long as we can be together.

Sorry.

No worries.

Everything okay?

Uh, yeah.

Um, guys?

Hey, yeah.

Sorry to interrupt.

I just got an email from a different network.

They're interested in a show, but more like the one you originally pitched.

Seriously?

Yeah.

I'll only do it on one condition.

Take your hands, rub them together like that.

Try to get some nice friction on that log.

That's great.

You're doing great.

Stay at it.

How's it going with that tent over there, Charlotte?

Well, this is super exciting, isn't it?

To be honest, Rob, not great.

Not great at all.

Yeah, not looking too good.

By the way, when all else fails...

...you're in.

...might be of no use.

Really?

These matches.

Just make sure you keep them in a dry bag.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hi.

How are we?