Original subtitles

Every era has its own legend

Some legends will become immortal memories

In this fierce combat and hating era

He is the legendary hero, the only legend...

The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silver

He whom will be official rises third-level if turn his head in

Brothers, go...

Go...

Where is everybody?.

Little Dee... father is going to a war

When your English is well learned, I'll returned

English?.

What English?.

Studying will enrich your mind, it's good to learn

Don't run too fast!.

My dear, have you remember everything I taught you?.

Come here now!.

I'm well prepared

Really?. Great

What is this?.

Shit

Yea ~ Well done

Dog shit

Cat shit

Great

Piece of shit

Good

Horse shit

Last one

You die

I die

Good

We all die

Does what?.

Game over

Corrected ~ Yea

Yea

Sister-in-law

Lin?.

Why are you here?. Lin. Where is your brother?.

My dear sister-in-law

What are you doing?.

This is from all of us

He died for his country, the country should and will pay for everything

What's wrong?. He didn't die in a battlefield?.

Brother was die... in a girls arm

Sister-in-law

Kids are still young...

... no need for them to know

Who's the girl?.

I hope this will never be discover

To the kid, his father is always a great hero

Hey you, how are you going to work without the tools?.

What's in your mind?. You dumb head

I'm going now!.

Candy haws...

New books on the market, Detective Dee in body burning case

Green Hornet, the long lost son. And Flying bullets...

Hey boss, give me the new series of Flying Sword

Oh, the newest series

What level are you now?.

Come on!. Be nice!.

What's wrong?.

Don't be mean, come on

I have one too!.

That's not yours, and it's the old version

Mine is a 8 series

8 series my ass!.

My book is much bigger than yours

Why didn't you say so

Why didn't you

I've one at home, also!. Right!.

Nice one

Great!. Bulls eye

Can this shoe be fixed?.

Yes, can you take it off now?.

You have a very unique hand!.

Hmm... I'm used to it!. Easier this way!.

Do you know...!.

...shoes are a key point for those swordsmen to go from town to town!.

Uncomfortable shoes will hurt the feet!.

When the feet is hurt, the power in Kung-Fu will decrease

Do you know Kung-Fu?.

No!.

Flying swords?.

Flying swords?.

The Flying sword means you can control a sword to fly with Dan Tian and kill

Kill people miles away...

No!.

The honorable person does not reveal the true nature

I'll not tell you even I know anything

The true nature is not revealable?.

They are battling now!. Uh-huh!. Over there!.

Over there!. My God!.

Ok now!.

Hey, hey!. I have not yet pay...

Let's make friends, you can pay next time!.

Are you blind?.

You both are amazing, my heroes

A man on the left is specialize in Tortoise boxing

People call him "A Diamond Man"

On the right, people call him Board brick man

He is specialize in torturing olds, weak and youth people

Fights!. Fights!. Fights!.

Master Yeh... where is your sword?.

Sward in heart, how about yours?.

To kill you, do you think I really need a weapon?.

Such a big tone!.

My tone is big because... I have a gum inflammation

You can try this!.

Temple Jin-Chi sore throat syrup candy

It's made by fritillary, loquat leaf and many natural herbal

It relief your sore throat, and gives you more Kung-Fu power

You may also try this, Bitch ass heart medicine

A son of a bitch like us in this battle world

Life with no rule, unhealthy living

Remember, you need this Bitch ass heart medicine for a healthy heart.

Give me a brake!.

Product placement ads again, what the hell?.

Nice color!.

Not bad!.

I want to try it, too!.

It's beautiful!.

Hey look!. Dumbass is here again!.

Let's play with him

Ok!. Why not!.

Come here, you little cobbler

Left, right, left and right...

You punk!.

You must pay today, you rapist pervert!.

Don't you know how much I want to rape you?.

You pervert!.

Who throws shoe at me?.

Was you?.

Is this your shoe?.

I am going to kill you

Was that your foot?.

I'd fixed the shoes, any problems?.

Go away!. He will kill you

Are you out of your mind?. You don't know Kung-Fu

Wait!. Have you heard about flying swords?.

I am a 782 generations of Shushan flying sword posterity

Flying dragon!.

Are you ok?.

Are you sure you want to fight with me?. Both of you?.

I'll finish you both now!.

Don't come any closer, go away!.

What now?.

You are so heartless... looking at him, he is hurt!.

Is everything ok?.

My gosh

What have you done, my gosh!.

That was my first time, my first flying sword tryout!.

I am sorry, so sorry!.

Go away!. Don't come near me!.

I'm going to finish you now!.

What?. Go to hell!.

A hidden weapon?. You despicable scum

It wasn't me, he hurt himself!.

I owe you a life!.

Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help

You can't go now!. I'll be a murderer if you go now!.

His name is Pa-Kwan Tain

You can take his dead body

to any government office and have 3,000 silver reward

See you soon

Your shoe!.

Your shoe!.

Are you kidding me?. Mountain Tai is so big, how am I going to find you?.

About reducing the armed forces, did Ministry of Defense do anything yet?.

It's in process now

Six months, 6 months should be enough

Half year?. Don't you think is too long?.

20 civilian needed to feed only one solider

This is not the right way to do so

Rush them!.

I'll do it tomorrow!.

How's Lady Moon recently?.

Your Majesty, Minister of Justice reported in today

Lady Moon just killed a fugitive today

Did you send the professional killer?.

According to the history, she is the only one

Who ran away before the wedding

In the escaping, she even burned down the palace

She is a hopeless empress!.

Fire!. Somebody help!.

Fire!. Somebody help!. Fire

It was a careless mistake, Empress was trying to have fun

I heard this year's Kung-Fu tournament, Empress will be in the contest

At the time, I'll arrange Empress to be the number 1 contestant of all

And your Emperor, will be awarder for Empress

And take Empress back to palace after all

General Lee, This will be your honor to gain a trust for Emperor

Yes sir...

Thank you sir...

After this is done

You can go back to your hometown and live with your family

Little Dee... father is going to a war

Whenever you finish reading Three Hundred Tan Poems, father will be back

I owe you a life!.

Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help

Hey brother!. What's your name?.

Moon, my name is Moon, Lady Moon!.

Lady Moon, she is a girl!.

Mother!.

The official came and told me you've killed a fugitive

That's right...

What's right?.

How dare you to fought them, they might have kill you

Mother, I've no choice but to save a life

Saving a life?. The fact is you need someone to save you!.

I was right for you not to learn Kung-Fu

If you've learned

I'll be living with your troubles by now

Mother... mother... please... mother...

Mother...

I'm now going to claim my rewards

you stay home and go no where!. And I mean it

My dear father, it is not right to be a debtor

Mother told me to stay home

At least I need to return the shoes to its owner

Am I right?.

Wait...

Wait for me please...

Wait for me

Don't go, wait for me

Wait... please wait

In love with Kung-Fu books?.

Yes, I love reading other people's kung-Fu books

But this book belongs to me

Look!.

This came with the book also

Cruel?.

So scary!.

Let's begin!.

Shout!.

Get down...

You stand still

Why are you still coming forward?.

Don't move!.

I've a good news for you, we are here to rob you

Take the real stuff out!.

Do you know what this is?.

Tell him...

This is fish bomb!.

It's bomb!. Where is the money?.

Show them how this works!.

Hey boss!. This is fantastic!.

My gosh!. Fishes!.

Boss, check this out, fishes jump on the boat itself!.

Take a look, fish are dying and if you want to live

Better show me to money or everyone out the boat

Get the money

What's wrong with him?. Is he hiding something?.

What the fuck?. What was that?.

Let me see!.

A shoes?.

It looks valuable!. Let go now!. I say let go now!.

You have 3 seconds!. 3. 7. 9...

You can take my life, but not the shoes!.

Let go!.

I told him to let it go!.

I've everything now, boss

What's wrong with you?.

You are willing to die for just a shoe?.

This is not my shoe, I'd need to return in back to its owner

A real man!.

A real man has to do what the real man has to do

You are an honor and gallantry man

Ok!. Let us settle this in honorable way!.

Everybody come in one piece!.

You...

You know Kung-Fu well enough to fight?.

Nope!.

Can you hear that?.

Nothing!.

I don't fight with civilian, I'll have someone else to fight you

I'll, boss!.

Don't need this to fight him!.

Boss, do you want his life or shoes?.

What about both?.

Get both!.

Ok!.

You will fight him

You, if you win today!.

You save everybody on the boat!.

If not...

A life for a life

A word spoken is past recalling

Know anything about sword?.

What is he using?.

What the hell is that?.

A book

A book...

Do you give it up now?.

You give up...

Loser, give me your shoes and I'll let you stay alive

Stop bowing!. Do you think that's going to help?.

What was that?.

What's he doing?. boss

Hawk spreads the wings

Is he having a spasm?.

That's not a spasm

It is Kung-Fu Peach picking fist

You dumb ass!. Get lost

Just tell us you know Kung-Fu and be honest

Stop lying

Fight with someone your own size, not me!.

He is a fighter!.

He is a pro and wants to fight me, shame on him

Go now

You are the pro, boss!. You go!.

What the hell

Who was that?. So fast like a wind blown!.

Look around and see if you can find someone else here

What's going on?.

I've seen everything

A foot!.

Whose?.

His!.

You know Kung-Fun

I don't

Liar!.

I really don't!. this is... second fight in my life

You didn't even use your hands, we call that Scissor feet!.

What?. What the hell is that?.

So remarkable

We call that Scissor feet kick!. I know is amateur!. So what!.

I can't fight him!. He is so amateur!. You two go ahead!.

Horse Ray, it's your turn!.

Boss, I can't

Boss, that was my first kiss

Enough, you have made your points

You shouldn't have this in your life!.

Same here!. Go now!.

Boss... he definitely is professional

Don't move!.

I'd never give it up

You, don't move, don't move!.

Boss, he definitely is a pro

It's ok, I've seen his entire move!. Let me fight him

Final count down 3. 9. 7....

Go boss, go finish him!.

Go!. Go...

Get up boss, get up!.

What was that?.

A book... book...

What's going on?.

This is not right

Wait a moment

Where did you get this book?.

A fleet market!.

The book is a pirate copy!.

You mean piracy?. Turn the book other way around and make it authentic then

Shut up!.

Shame on us, we can't even win a juvenile

How are you going to survive for the rest of our lives?.

Yes boss!. It's a jungle out there, we must leave now

Young man

May the force be with you!.

English!. Understand me?. You kiss my ass!.

Hello pro

Enough, need to go now, let's go

Nice drawing!. Not bad for a piracy

Are you ok?. Young man

I'm fine, just little sea sick

I feel so hot, inside is burning...

Take a deep breath, don't bite your tongue and relax

Breath in, out, breath in, out...

Young man... try not to fight in the future

You might get kill!. Uh?.

Take the book and read it!. It will help you...

No pictures?.

Will never ask you where you are

Will never care when you return

Thinking of you, missing you

Love you more and more each day...

Who?. What?. Is it a ghost...?.

Don't you scare me!. I've heard lots of ghost stories when I was a boy

Don't you try to bluff me

If you know things about ghost

You should know ghost don't have a shadow

I see a shadow... it's not a ghost!. It's a human

What are you doing?.

I want to see if you are a real human or not

You are not a ghost

Hey, where is my magic potion?.

A magic potion!.

A red one, and a pink one

I want you two go bring him back to me!.

Torture him, we need a revenge for Pa-Kwan Tain

A magic potion!.

Sister

Sister

Give me the antidote, hurry!. The red one!.

Red one...

The green one is a poison potion

Poison potion?. You forgot that I am color-blind?.

I told you the red one!.

Sister!. Sister!. Sister...

You killed my sister... I'm going to get you!.

My sister was brave than I am

She can write, read, and counting 1 to 1 0

She even won a paper-cut fine art bronze prize

Give me back my sister

Starting tomorrow, I'll try to be a happy person

Feeding horses, picking up firewood, lots of traveling

Tomorrow, foods will be my only concerned

A big house, with open ocean views

Lots of views, views...and views!.

I've finally achieved the Marvelous Kung-Fu ability

The world is mine

My legs, my super jet legs...

Who is it!.

Wow... hahaha... is my baby awake?.

Where am I?.

You'll be in my stomach soon!.

Do you like it steam, pan-fry or sashimi?.

I haven't have a shower for long time

Then I'll skin you first and cook

No good... no good...

What kind of Kung-Fu is that?.

That's not Kung-Fun

That was a strong internal force I've never seen

A strong internal force?.

Breath in, out, breath in

It must be him?.

Who is he?.

An old man, I don't know his name

He gave me a book

What book?.

Something like 99 and?.

The Nine Yin Manual!.

That's right...

Hey you, I'll not fight you!. Stop bothering me

You asked to be here!. I want to fight!.

I told you, it is not possible!.

That's right!. We are unseparable

You and I are made for each other

I wish we both die in the same day

Let's do it now I'll be back!.

All this years, I've looking for a chance, a chance to fight him

And now, I found his Chi in you

I'll now give you my Chi

Our Chi will fight inside you

Soon or later will find out who's the best after all

I couldn't able to sleep well all this years because of him

Not able to take shower

I want my years back, I want my everything back

All comes back to me!. Everything!.

Hey, are you ok?.!.

I feet so tired...

That's it...

Now, all your Chi are gone...

Why?.

All your Kung-Fu abilities are gone now!.

As you can see... both Chi are fighting inside of you disorderly

And is the way it should be You win, ya!.

But now!. Look at you!. You lose, no!.

I feel powerless

Still want to learn Kung-Fu?.

Who doesn't?.

I'll use my Kung-Fu to help people

Up there in the house, have all my lifetime Kung-Fu studies

Have any interest?.

Why do you want to teach?.

I'm just asking you have any interest or not

It doesn't means that I will teach you

It's my best pieces, but no one care

It makes me feel so lost, so lonely...

I create this myself and is very powerful

How come I can't understand a shit?.

You'll go crazy and out of control for over practice Kung-fu

My marvelous Kung-Fu will help you

Will help you to gain power

The power to where you've never achieve

I'd like the one with lots of pictures

Picture will help me to remember, without it will turn me into sleeping beauty

Do you see there is a switch?.

Switch is for those who try to steal my Kung-Fu skills

A special made trap

Never ever touch it!.

It will blow up!.

Too late now...

My God!. My marvelous Kung-Fu books is gone!.

It's all gone, you piece of shit, fuck off now

I don't wanna see u again...

Lady Jade Dragon...

Lady dragon

Another one!.

This way, please!. This way

This place is taken by the imperial

Leave now!.

What happened?.

Go!.

Go away now!. Go go go,

What the hell are you doing?.

Hurry up

Out!. Get out!. And you too

Get out!. Get out

Everyday is not Sunday, I'm too old now...

I'm already castrated, still can't find Pandora's book

To learn what's inside the Pandora's book, you need to castrate first...

First one who castrate, who win

God bless you!.

My dear God, I'm Unbeatable

Please God, help me find the Pandora's book

This place is taken by the imperial, clean up now

Out now

Or you will be punish

Waiter

Yes...

I need a room

Yes, this way please...

Manager...

What the hell!.

Get me some food...

It's on the way!.

This is best whisky I had for 70 years

Only for the VIP

Cheers, everyone, especially to our leader!.

Hey boos, cheers

Manager, thank you for everything today, cheers!.

Come on, bottom up!.

Come on, bottom up!.

Cheers...

More

Nice, very nice whisky!.

Shit!. spill out

Anyone home?.

May I help you?.

Do you have any room?.

Sorry, no vacancy!.

Waiter!. I need an incense repellent...

Ok

Lady Moon!.

I'm little cobbler

Wow, it's you, why are you here?.

I'm here for the Kung-Fu tournament, and you?.

Here is your shoe!.

You must be kidding, came all the way here just to return my shoes?.

Try it on, I'll size it for you if it needs to!.

You're amazing, what a business man you are!.

Are you sure is him?.

1 00% sure

My God, this man is incredible

He fell in a bottomless chasm!.

Making a meal yourself?. You must be kidding?.

It's for my own sake, it's jungle out here

It's easy to be poisoned by others, especially on the food...

You're remarkable!. You're my man!.

This is nothing, it's just an experiences...

What do you rank yourself in the world?.

Do you believe me if I say I rank myself number one?.

You don't believe me?.

I do believe you...

You still don't believe me?.

Watch this oil lantern

Off...

Again!. Off...

Again!.

Off...off...off... off... off...

Off

Wow!. My god...

This is "Sword Chi"

You are number one...

You haven't see the best yet, my dear...

Remarkable

Your parents must be so proud of you, being so remarkable...

They don't give a damn about me

They make me to married someone who doesn't love me

Are you married?.

Nope, almost though

It was so close, I almost got married!.

Damn it... you must be a run away bride?.

So what?. Why are you so worried then?.

Oh!. No no no, do you know something?.

In my hometown

A run a way bride will be punish

Put into a pig basket and drown to death

Are you cursing me?.

Come on, you don't have an adulterer

How's my cooking?.

Nothing special!.

Eat more...

Whoever married you, will be a luckiest man on earth

Best in Kung-Fu, Also a good cook!.

So what, my life was well planned without worried

Every since the day I was born

No one asked what I really want

And no one care what I really like

To them, I'm just a doll

But it's all past!. I'll now live the way I want it to!.

Any plans now?.

My plan is to be a number one Kung-Fu chief master

Well... Do you still want to be in this mess up world?.

Have you ever heard a bird call Phoenix...

Live and burn till death

I feel myself strongly like it!.

Forget it... let's drink up, drink

I feel so dizzy...

Me too...

My face is hot...

I never have this feeling before

My heart is burring

I'm sorry!.

Sorry for what?.

I've lead you into this mess, It's all my fault!.

You wouldn't be here and being tight up for my shoes...

It has nothing to do with you...

I want to be here myself!. You don't have to feel sorry...

No need to comfort me!.

I'm telling you the truth, I'm so much like you

My life, was so dulled

And ordinary until I read comic books

It gives me a life, a fantasy dream world fill with life!.

I was nothing, till I met you!.

I could have an easy life till I met you!.

Ever regret it?.

A little bit!.

Because I've not yet see a real fight

All I've see is all bulled... and nothing but bluffing!.

I'd love to see it once for my life!.

What life?. Your life belongs to me now!.

I'm going to make you both suffer!.

This is my special potion

It's call niter nine nine nine

After you take it, your internal force will go ups to 999 times more stronger

And will blow up your Dan-tian

Then your body will blow into pieces!.

This is not a medicine, it's Voodoo

This Voodoo

Will blow your love and filial into million pieces

And then blow your brain

So I can eat your brain with soy sauce!.

Show me what you got...

This is impossible!. Why are you still alive?.

Something is wrong!. Something is so wrong!.

You dumb ass!. I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu,

I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu, this won't work on me!.

You know nothing?. How did you kill Tian Pa-Kwan?.

Tian Pa-Kwan?.

Yes, Tian Pa-Kwan

Oh... He fell on my sword and killed himself

What about Red peacock?.

She fell on your sword, too?.

Who is Red peacock?.

How many have you killed?. You freak

You don't even know the names you have killed!.

I'll be so dead!.

If master finds out how his sister was killed!.

Let me give you a double-fold eyelid

I'm already double-fold eyelid

Why not give me a bigger eye corners, and a few make-ups

Do you like a botulinus also...

Are you kidding me?. That's going to make my face so stiff

But I had it two weeks ago already

Do you massage your cheek a lot?.

Do you do facial mask?.

Yes, an aloe mask only

You so outdated, I use Volcanic mud nowadays

You can use it for facial, with shower, and it can slim your body too

But we had practice in high-tempure Yoga already

You can use hula hoop, or Aerobic dancing

Come on

Don't you try to bluff me

Let me tell you something... my man, was killed by your man!.

And now

I want you to feel my pain...

So painful... so hurt...

I'm the one you want!. Come and get me... now!.

Hey little monk!.

I'm on my way to the tournament

And looking for a place to sleep

And here you are!.

Wow... such a strong Chi!. Awesome!.

Thanks to your book!.

It gave me a great power, in only a few days!.

My book?.

That's right!. A book you trashed... the boat

Oh!. A book with no pictures at all

Correct!.

Can I have it back?.

I want it back and practice it myself!.

Can I have it for few more days!. Just few more days... bye now...

Hey little monk!. Just for few more days, ok?.

Sure... after 1 1 000 days!.

And that's about... 30 years

Oh!. Yea

Are you going to the tournament, too?.

Yes!.

You not going?.

I was thinking, just now

After I ran away before my marriage

My parents must be in deep trouble

I feel so disgrace for myself!.

I'm on your side, fully supporting you!.

If any of your shoe needs repair, remember to come to me!.

Free for life time!.

Hello!. Looking for a knife?. This is a great knife!.

Look at here... I have all kind the knife...

Nice sword!.

It's taken...

Name your price!.

20 silvers...

Come on... make it 1 5...

30 silvers!.

Boss, we're losing money...

40!. 50 silvers!.

Deal!.

Money...

Get lost!.

Go away!.

This is my sword!.

Yours?. To use in the kitchen!.

Who are you belonging to?.

Department of sixth door!.

Get them all!.

What a bunch of fools?.

Lady Moon...

I'm sorry!.

Litthe cobbler...

Is this the way how you get girls?.

Lady Moon...

You must feel strange... why I bring you here for?.

Why?.

I've something to show you, do you want to see?.

Yes, I do!.

It's lady Moon... how could this happen?.

Mission accomplished, can I have a remedy now?.

Here!.

You... big liar...

I'm not a liar, I'm just trying to protect myself!.

What's wrong?. I thought things are going fine on you both?.

You're not hurt?.

Didn't I just break your neck?.

Don't you worry a bit, I've a super soft neck

so I can peep into someones book

Look!.

Can you please not kill me?.

I'll let you go and free you today

But you'd be punish this time

Hello boss!. Feeling better now?.

Remember one thing!. This is first time my boss have foot massage

Make sure you do it right

Harder!.

Come here!.

Get up!. Show some respect!.

First time here?. Get down...

Hey you... show me your face...

Hey... boss... look!. Look whos here now...

What the hell?.

Look who's there...

Please...

Harder...

Boss... Hawk spreads the wings

Hey, brother...brother...

What the hell are you doing?.

Watch it...

Don't worry, it's chained!.

This is too much!. Could you please...

Hey... don't misunderstood us...

Mr.

This is why we call foot massage...

It hurts in the beginning,... but very comfortable later on

No, Mr. I'm just a shoemaker

This is too much for me, I can't handle it...

Listen... did you hear that?.

Hear what?.

Have you all heard what he said?.

Such a strengthful person, and so easy to be with, want to learn!.

Yes... yes

we all do

No more... you sure?.

No more, we're all in the same boat!. You know

Let's all be a friends, Mr.

Yes, be friends

Yes, friends...

Let's all be friends, solid friends...

I have Little cobbler

You can save him if you join the tournament

Or else he will be dead

Your Majesty, if you can present at the tournament and to award prizes

An empress will fell emotional!.

We all know how stubborn empress is

She'll never say sorry unless is a flawless excuse she can use

Ok... on the final day

I'll be there after my worship and sacrifice to gods in mountain Tai

Long life your Majesty!.

This is so impudent!.

After only a short period of peace time

Another war is on its way

Please consider!.

General Lei, or I should call you Major General Wu

Who gave you all this?.

Do yo still remember that night before the battle

when General Lai die in a whore house?.

I let you used his name to stable the troops

You have been in a General for many years

Don't you like your richness?.

I didn't do it for my own sake, I did it for the country

I'll now, withdraw from the troops

Don't you think its too late now?.

Don't you forget something!. I've your son!.

Hurry up...

Brothers, after this jailbreak

I'll be going back home, and never show up again!.

Ladies and gentlemen, all my Kung-Fu allies

We are now use satellite

Sorry!. Satellite won't be invented for another 500 years

The Kung-Fu tournament is proceeding as planned

And it's a live show

Her name is Lady Moon

And her contestant is from Shanxi

He is using a King spear bun

King spear gun, a special sponsor by Kings hand cream...

Accident happened again

What a pity, such a big mistake, totally failure...

Man!. He is no mercy!.

He knows where and how to hurt a woman, big time

An unidentified flying object

He steps on a banana peel

It's over, this game is over...

Send my words... arrest Little cobbler, rewards will be giving

Live or death!.

We must have him before General Lei!.

Yes!.

This contestant is a tailor

And he is from Tongzhou District

His name is Dongfon, his weapon is a needle

A needle!.

Female contestant is so lost now!.

She is trap!. He is got her now

She is in trouble...

Damn, she is free now!.

He continuously using his needles

Finally, she blocked his attack

What an equal match, totally amazing

He jump!.

So high and so powerful!.

It so powerful!.

Oh my god, my god

Wow, he is hit...

He is so mad, he's now using Power-sucking punch

This Power-sucking punch is very evil

It will lower your immunity, and collapse you

If you get osteoporosis or have a born disease

This bitch ass brand calcium tablet will help you...

Big foot!.

Wow!. A Big foot!. Such a big foot

I've seen this in an Olympic before!.

Super six foot massage

Will bright your life and eased your pain

Take a look

So stylish!.

Lonesome?.

It's my name!.

What?. Your name is Longsome?.

Yes... my ancestors was an imperial!.

They gave me a big inheritance, which is my name!.

It's also my only...

Boss...

Listen to me... I want you, to carry on

Carry on my name!.

You must promise me!.

I do!. I promise you!.

From now on, my name is Lonesome!.

May the force be with you!.

The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 1 2,000 silver

Under there is a torpedo!. I'll go detonate it, leave now!. Hurry!.

No!. I won't leave you alone

Here, let me carry you, come on

Mr... Mr...

Hello... are you ok?.

Remember one thing, impudent won't do you any good...

Brother... brother...

General

How old is the fugitive?.

He is 20 something, and he is a shoemaker!.

What's his name?.

Wu Dee!.

Today is the final and we have two contestants left

A lady Moon from Mountain Hwa

And another contestant Young Go, he is from ministry of Justice

They both will fight for a champion today!.

We have a big surprise for you all

Emperor is here today, to cheer for both contestants

And also will award prizes to the champion

Let the match begin

A flash went through both contestants

Remind their parents, ancestors, and more

Now

Both contestants are ready to rumble

They can't wait to start the fight

You can tell their muscle are to tense

Oh my god, male contestant throw in the white handkerchief

He gave up, he gave up the fight

The champion will goes to, Lady Moon!.

Your Majesty, my name is Moon

Enough!. Should you come home with me now?.

Protect Emperor!.

Guards!.

Your Majesty, stop the bleeding first...

Stop it!. Empress is sick, she was cursed

That's why she attacked Emperor

Your Majesty... it's him who try to kill you...

It was a set up, he impute Empress, make seems like Empress did

You've promised, not to kill my son

Look at you, what have you done now?.

What the... what's going on?.

Your Majesty, I'm making a history, a brand new history

I'll be a first eunuch Emperor

You are sick, how dare you to defied the Emperor!.

I made you a Kung-Fu master

This is how you treated me, treat me like a dog

I'm gonna punish you today...

Stop it!.

Little Cobbler

Why are you here?.

I was invited by you!.

Leave now... go!.

You bunch of pigs!.

Pick someone your own size!.

Sure...!.

Little Cobbler!.

I just couldn't understand... This chair

So many people die to sit on this chair

I want to know

How did you make them to go against me?.

I've their weakness

Gambleholics, sexholics, I've their weakness

Damn you!.

Lucky I have no weakness!.

Why are you still alive?. Didn't I kill you?.

Thank you so much for the punch you've gave me

Punched on my Dantian, and gave me some power of it

A special portion we've made for hundred years

After you take it, your internal force will go ups to 999 times more stronger

And will blow up your Dan-tian

Then your body will blow into pieces!.

My marvelous Kung-Fu, will help you

To gain powerless power

The power to where you've never achieve

How dare you to defy the Emperor, trying to take over his place!.

I'll let you die peacefully

If you give up now

Peacefully?.

I have had a miserable life now and before, my life isn't peaceful anymore

What is that...

Cosmo swordsmanship!.

Marvelous Kung-Fu!.

Give me more

Piece of garbage, useless you!.

You are one in the million...

This is my whole life

I'd love to have someone to carry on...

It looks so amateur, Are you sure is good?.

Long life Emperor, My name is Unbeatable

Please God, help me find the Pandora's book

Pandora's book!.

It's truth!. You need to castrade first To learn inside the Pandora's book

You didn't castrade!.

But I still can learn it!. Oh!. My god...

Little Cubbler, I'd like to reward you

Tell you what you want?.

Your Majesty... Lady Moon doesn't wanna get married yet

Can you set her free!.

She doesn't wanna be a puppet anymore

Because she never...

Enough!. It's none of your business, ok?.

You just go fix your shoes...

Here in the dark, among the road

Could I walk with you, before you go

Here on the road, among the darkness

I worried for you, to walk alone

And I believe so, I'm not tender enough

Cannot share, your sadness though

If this is so, show me what I really need to know

Or I will keep your sorrow, and never let go

I lay the sadness, inside of my heart

You take the beauties, into your heart

Hereafter

I have no reason, to gained my happiness

I lay the sadness, inside of my heart

You take the beauties, into your heart

I believe I could waiting for my love to wake up

Can you please do, show me your heart

Have you ever heard a bird called phoenix?.

It lives and burn till death

I feel myself strongly like that bird!.

Can this scar fixable?.

Little Cobbler!.

Why did you come back?.

You hurt my feet, I need to get even with you

Don't you worry!.

I'll fully responsible for it!.

Is Emperor here now?.

Nope...

Don't tell me you ran away again?.

I'm not gonna tell you...

Do you... really like him?.

Willing to sacrifice everything for him?.

Why is so good to you?.

He knows how to fix shoes, do you?.

You may go now!. Go!.

Take care!.

Are you gonna leave again?.

Only if you do good...

Didn't you tell me you are a phoenix with no feet last time?.

Look!. If you didn't come back

I'll wait till it comes out and live with...

Since I am back now, let's cook it!.

Not even!.

But I am hungry

We can have scramble egg, steam egg, and more!.

You so cruel!.

I don't care!. You can only pick one!.

Compare you and egg?.

Yes, I love comparison

Oh well... I'll pick the egg

You better not!.

I'll not pick you

Better not!.

Only egg...

Wait...

Years later, people call him The Sword God

And he changed his name to Lonesome as he promised

At last, we all know better what his first name is!.