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(upbeat music)
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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm living is the life for me
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♪ Land spreading
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Time Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Goodbye city life
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♪ Green Acres we are there
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(upbeat music)
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- Hi Sam.
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(coughing)
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- Doggone road.
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- Hi Fred.
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- Doggone road.
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- Hi Mrs. Douglas.
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(speaks in foreign language)
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(coughing)
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Hello there.
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- Mr. Kimball, do
you have to do that?
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- Do what?
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- Brush yourself off.
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- That's what I'm trying to do.
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You know, according
to the regulation 42C
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in the county ageneses manual,
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a county agent must
present a neat tidy and tidy
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appearance at all times.
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Or is that 42C?
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No, 42C is the one that
forbids a County agent to
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engage in politicly activity,
unless his fathers a senator.
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Or is that 58D?
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- I really...
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- It's not easy to
comply with 42B,
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if you have to ride around all
day on a dusty County road,
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they oughta pave it.
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- I agree.
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- About what?
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- That they should
pave the road.
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- When are they
going to do that?
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- Oh, for the love of.
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- Well, I won't waist
anymore of your time,
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just wrap it up and
I'll take it with me.
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- Take what?
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- That soil sample
you wanted analyzed.
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- I gave you that last month.
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- You did, what it look like?
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- It looked like soil.
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- Yes, now I remember.
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I sent it to the
department in Washington.
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- What happened to it?
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- Oh, they refused it.
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Well, they didn't refuse it,
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they just didn't believe it.
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- Mr. Kimball...
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- I got a very interesting
report back from them,
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yup, they found that
your soil is composed
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of five percent dirt, 95
percent dust, and two rocks.
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Which they weren't
interested in.
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- Oh, you dirty...
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- They wanted
me to find out what
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kind of cactus you
were growing here.
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- I'm not raising cactus,
I'm raising tomatoes.
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- Mr. Douglas, you
think you know more
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than the department
of agriculture?
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Do you realize that
back there in Washington
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we have a tall thin building?
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No that's the
Washington Monument.
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But across the street is, no,
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that's a Smithsonian Institute.
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- Mr. Kimball, why
don't you to them
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and find out
exactly where it is?
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- Say, that's a good idea.
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Well, I certainly am glad I
dropped by and talked you you.
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(upbeat music)
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(coughing)
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- Lisa, it's stifling in here,
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why don't you open the windows.
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- Because the dust
blows in from the road.
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- What happened
to our electric fan?
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- You mean the one
that went like this?
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- Yeah that's the one.
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- It doesn't go like this
anymore, it's broken.
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- Well, what happened to it?
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- Well, the blades
broke when I used it
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to slice the bananas
with the shells on.
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- The shells, you
mean the skins?
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- Well, whatever they
had on, it broke the blades.
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- You're not suppose
to slice bananas with
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an electric fan.
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- What's the sense of having a
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kitchen appliance
if you don't use it.
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- Yeah, that makes good...
- Is lunch ready?
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- Yes, I cooked some cold cuts.
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- How do you cook cold cuts?
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- I took some hot cuts and
put them in the refrigerator.
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- That's logical.
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- What's logical about it?
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- I'm just trying
to be friendly.
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- Well, you're not succeeding.
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Where are the cold cuts?
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- Well, you were late
coming in so, I put them in
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the stove to heat them up,
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so I could fresh
cold them for you.
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- Don't look at me, I don't
know anything about cooking.
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- Well, that's a hard one.
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They're still cold, I
forgot to light the stove.
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- They'll be fine this way.
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Hey, why don't we eat
outside under the tree,
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it'll be a lot cooler.
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- How does that grab
you, oh lord master?
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- Fine.
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- Good, I wouldn't want
to arouse your eyes sire.
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- Just take the stuff outside.
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- Allow me.
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- Why don't you get some
bread and we have sandwiches?
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- Yes, so, where is it?
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- At Drucker's store.
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(upbeat music)
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(oinking)
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- Arnold wants to know if he
can have a bottle of soda pop.
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- Help yourself.
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It's your move.
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- Well, let me see.
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(oinking)
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- Get out of there Arnold,
you'll melt all the ice!
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(oinking)
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- Well, how's he gonna
get the soda pop?
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- Well, I'll get it for him.
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- Good afternoon gentleman.
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- [Drucker] Hi Mr. Douglas.
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- Howdy.
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(oinking)
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What's he doing in there?
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- Trying to get a soda pop.
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(oinking)
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He wants to know
if you want one.
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- Oh, no thanks.
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(oinking)
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- He says he'll treat.
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- No, no thanks, I just
want a loaf of bread.
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- I'll get it for ya.
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- Sit down, it's your move.
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- Oh, well.
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(oinking)
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- Mr. Douglas, Arnold
wants you to open it for him.
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- I'll open it for him.
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- Sit down, it's
your move again.
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- Well, there's an
opener on the counter.
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- Hi Sam.
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(coughing)
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- Doggone it I forgot to tell
Mr. Douglas to close the door!
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- Sit down, it's
your move again.
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- Well, I don't want
anymore dust blowing in here.
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- Arnold will close the door.
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Arnold, close the door.
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(oinking)
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You want him to lock it?
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- Now how could he
possibly... (oinking)
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- He wants his soda pop.
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- Huh?
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(oinking)
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What's the matter,
you want a glass?
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- No, he wants a straw.
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- Oh for the love of.
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- There's some on the counter.
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(upbeat music)
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- There.
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(slurping)
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- Have you been bothered by
much dust over to your place?
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- Oh, we certainly have.
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You know, I think we
ought to get up a petition
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to have that road paved.
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- We did that.
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- Oh yeah, the road department
appropriated the money
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we're all set to go.
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- Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
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When did that happen?
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- 20 years ago.
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- It was 25.
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- 25!
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- Come to think of it, it's 30.
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30, look gentleman, if the
money was appropriated
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30 years ago, why haven't
you done something about it?
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- Well, by the time we're
real annoyed with the dust
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it's winter and we get
annoyed by the mud.
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- Well, it seems to me if the
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whole thing was approved,
they should pave the road.
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- Approved the money
for a dirigible mast too
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and they haven't built that.
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- What would you need
a dirigible mast for?
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- We thought one might
land here sometime.
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- That's ridiculous.
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(slurping)
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- Stop slurping.
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- I don't understand you people,
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you let everybody
walk all over you.
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Well, if the money
was appropriated we're
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entitled to have the road paved!
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Now who can we talk to?
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- Well, there's...
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- Don't tell him,
or he'll talk to him.
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- Why shouldn't I?
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- Well, we've had their
approval and appropriation
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for 30 years, we
don't want to lose it.
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(slurping)
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(upbeat music)
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- Can you imagine
those clot heads.
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- When are we going
to the County seat?
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- I never said we were
going to the County seat.
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- Well, every time we
talk about those clot heads,
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that's where we end
up, the County seat.
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- Yes well.
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- Unless you talk about
those melon heads,
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then we end up
at the state capital.
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- I never.
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- Then there is the rubber head,
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where we end up
at the white house.
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- Lisa.
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- When it comes to heads,
you've got one for everybody.
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- I'm not getting
involved in this.
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These people
aren't interested in
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doing something for themselves,
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then why should I
get involved, huh?
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- That's right.
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- They never appreciate the
times I went to bat for them.
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- Or the times you
struck out for them either.
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- If they like their dusty road,
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let them keep their dusty road.
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Why should I aggravate myself,
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I'm just a, just an
outsider to them.
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They want me to
mind my own business,
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I'm going to mind
my own business.
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Oh, those clot heads!
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- Give me 10 minutes
to fix my makeup
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and we can be on our
way to the County seat.
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(sneezes)
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(upbeat music)
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- Did you say that the
money to pave this road was
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appropriated 30 years ago?
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- That's right.
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- He also said you
were a clot head.
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- I beg your pardon?
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- Lisa, please,
stay out of this.
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- Well, I just want to
keep the record straight.
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- Would you mind telling
me why you've waited so
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long to bring this to
the county's attention?
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- I didn't know anything
about it, I wasn't
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living in Hooterville
30 years ago.
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- I wasn't living any
place 30 years ago,
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you see, I'm just 23.
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- Lisa.
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- Well, if you straighten
out one record,
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you have to
straighten them out all.
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- Them out all.
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- Are you a resident
of this County?
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00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,562
- Yes, I certainly am.
261
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,997
I pay taxes...
262
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,033
- Yes, yes, a lot of people
say they're tax payers
263
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,500
but when we check up on them,
264
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,836
we find they're
nothing but delinquents.
265
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,639
- He's too old to
be a delinquent.
266
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,142
- Look Mister...
- Gordan.
267
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,878
- You're not related to
Laszlo Gordon, are you?
268
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,112
- No, I...
269
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,580
- No, you couldn't
be, you're too tall.
270
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:45,648
He was just a tiny little fella.
271
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,983
- Lisa, please.
272
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,218
- Now, about the road.
273
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,586
- I don't think I can help you.
274
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,121
- Why not?
275
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,256
- Well, in the first place
you're in the wrong office.
276
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,559
- Isn't this the County
road department?
277
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,328
- Oh, no, they
moved that last week.
278
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,164
- But the name is on the door!
279
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,733
- They're moving that next week.
280
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,368
- Oh, those melon heads!
281
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,438
- Okay, let's go
to the state capital.
282
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,030
(upbeat music)
283
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,112
- Mr. And Mrs. Douglas,
come in, come in,
284
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,280
always glad to meet
my constituents.
285
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,849
- What's a constituent?
286
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,150
- Somebody who voted for him.
287
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,852
- Well, I didn't vote for him.
288
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,553
(clearing throat)
289
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,355
Well, you didn't
vote for him either.
290
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,224
I remember you said
you wouldn't vote for
291
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,815
a melon head like him if were...
- Lisa.
292
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,631
- Senator, Senator, you
look very familiar to me.
293
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,600
Didn't I see you
someplace before?
294
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,902
- Well I...
- I know!
295
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,971
You were on the late,
late, movie the other night.
296
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,974
He was dancing
with Shirley Temple.
297
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,343
- No, that was George Murphy.
298
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,577
- Who?
299
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,079
- He's the United
States senator now.
300
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:54,316
- Oh, you must be the fellow
that was in Death Valley Days.
301
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,286
- No, that was Ronald Reagan.
302
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,821
- Who?
303
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,624
- Ronald Reagan, he's
the Governor of California.
304
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,426
- Well, then, which
movie star are you?
305
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,683
- Lyle Tallbot.
306
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,932
- Oh, I guess I never saw you.
307
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,834
- Lisa, please.
308
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:16,472
Senator, we live in Hooterville
and we need your help.
309
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,076
- Well, if you live in Hooterville
you do need my help.
310
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,477
- Now what kind of a
job are you looking for,
311
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,613
you're domestics,
you work as a couple?
312
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,115
- Oh no.
313
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,819
- Wait a second, let's find
out how much the job pays.
314
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,520
- We're not looking for a job.
315
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,688
I'm a farmer.
316
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,892
- Oh, you want some free seed.
317
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,426
- No, I...
318
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:41,330
- Wait a second, you blew the
job, now don't blow the seed.
319
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,999
- Lisa, please, will
you stay out of this.
320
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,902
Look Senator, we're here
to talk to you about our road.
321
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,804
- Oh, did I promise you a road?
322
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,593
- No, we have a road.
323
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,008
- And you want another one?
324
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,433
- No, we just want the
one we have paved.
325
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,182
- You see, the dust comes
in through the windows.
326
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,284
- I'm sorry but the
County has used up
327
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,686
its entire road appropriation.
328
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,988
- The money for this was
appropriated 30 years ago,
329
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,290
it's never been used.
330
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,691
- That's very unusual.
331
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,492
Did you talk to the
County road department?
332
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,461
- I talked to a man
named Gordon.
333
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,963
- Yes, he was in
the right office but
334
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,166
it didn't have his door moved.
335
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,367
- He didn't have his...
336
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,269
- The point is, the
money is there,
337
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,205
the road needs paving.
338
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,573
Now, what are you
going to do about it?
339
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,843
- Well, I'll look
into it immediately.
340
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,912
- So, I give all the
facts to send it to Talbot
341
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,581
and he promised he'd
give us some action.
342
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,217
- Well, I think
that's wonderful.
343
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,417
Don't you Fred?
344
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,153
- I'm reserving judgment
on this till we see
345
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,589
just how bad this things
gonna work out for us.
346
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,992
- Why should it work out badly?
347
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,061
- Because, every time
you put in your two cents,
348
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,964
it ends up costing us four.
349
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,265
- Mr. Ziffel.
350
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,466
- No offense intended,
351
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,269
I'm just speaking
from bitter experience.
352
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,571
- Fred, instead of
insulting Mr. Douglas,
353
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,074
you ought to be thanking
him for what he did for us.
354
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,408
- We don't know what he did yet.
355
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,776
- I didn't do anything.
356
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,278
- Then why should I thank you?
357
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:06,015
- Look, I don't know what
you're all so worried about.
358
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,217
All they're going to
do is pave the road.
359
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,719
Now, what could
possibly go wrong?
360
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,655
- Mr. Douglas, Mr, Douglas!
361
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,057
Mr. Douglas!
362
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,026
- I'm in here.
363
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,861
- Oh, when did you come in?
364
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,797
- I've been here all the time.
365
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,065
- Are you sure?
366
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,600
- Of course I'm...
367
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,936
- Oh, you should see
what's going on at the Ziffel's.
368
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,870
- What?
369
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,138
- Oh, did you find Mr. Douglas?
370
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,873
- Yeah, there he is.
371
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,376
- Oh, when did you come in?
372
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,477
- What's going
on at the Ziffel's?
373
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,047
- I don't know, I wasn't there.
374
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:42,385
- I was, holly, golly,
you wouldn't believe it.
375
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,120
There's a man over
there with a big bulldozer
376
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,522
and he's gonna knock
down their house.
377
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,756
- Why?
378
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,392
- He says it's in the
way of the new road.
379
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,526
- What new road?
380
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,428
- The one you ordered.
381
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,563
- I didn't order a...
- Well somebody did.
382
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,431
You better grab your
civil defense helmet
383
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,799
and get over there.
384
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,823
This is war.
385
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,804
- Mister will you
put the gun down?
386
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,974
- Not till you get
off of my property.
387
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,444
- [Bulldozer Operator]
I'm only doing my job.
388
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,679
- Fred can't I get up?
389
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,281
- No.
390
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,083
- He might run me over.
391
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,584
- He aint gonna run over you,
392
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:19,388
he don't want a take a chance
on ruining a good bulldozer.
393
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,523
- What's going on here?
394
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,892
- Oh, Mister Fix It, I'm
glad you'd come over,
395
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,295
save me from going
over to a place to shoot ya.
396
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,030
- Don't point that at me.
397
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,266
- Oh, nice seeing
you Mrs. Douglas.
398
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,202
- Oh, hello there Mrs. Ziffel.
399
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,771
Well, what are you
doing down there?
400
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,474
- Fred's using me as
a human roadblock.
401
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,709
Fred, can't I get up?
402
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,710
- No.
403
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,980
- What's this all about?
404
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,215
- I got orders from the
County road department
405
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,250
to knock this house down.
406
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,618
- Why?
407
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,787
- According to
these specifications,
408
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,889
we're suppose to straighten
out the curve back there
409
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,914
and run the road
right through here.
410
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:01,897
- No, no, we don't want
the road straightened,
411
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,000
we just want it surfaced.
412
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,168
- Mack, all I know is,
some crumb head went
413
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,669
up to the state capital and
414
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,006
raised a big stink about this.
415
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,131
- I didn't go, I am
not a crumb head.
416
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,611
Now, you look here,
you can't just show up
417
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,480
and level a person's home!
418
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,483
The state has to condemn
it first and then buy it!
419
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,617
- It was condemned.
420
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,451
- When?
421
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,286
- 30 years ago.
422
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,621
- What?
423
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,623
- I'm wasting my time.
424
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,857
- Hey!
425
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,092
- Fred!
426
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,694
- Don't worry Doris,
he just bluffing.
427
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,962
- Suppose he aint.
428
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,732
- That's a chance
we'll have to take.
429
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,835
- Lady, you aint
accomplishing nothing.
430
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:44,006
All I got to do is back
up and go around.
431
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:48,310
- [Lisa] I wouldn't
do that if I were you.
432
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,611
- Lady, get up.
433
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,014
- Yeah Mrs. Douglas,
you could get hurt.
434
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,349
- Well, what about me?
435
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,772
- Lie down Doris.
436
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,354
- Look, I'll go to court
and get a restraining order
437
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,022
against those melon heads.
438
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,025
- Well, back to
the state capital.
439
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,649
(upbeat music)
440
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,934
- Mr. Douglas.
441
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,269
- Mr. Haney, I can't
talk to you now,
442
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,603
we're leaving for
the state capital.
443
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,904
- That's why I'm here,
444
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,407
to keep you from
making a fool of yourself.
445
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,310
For which there
will be no charge.
446
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,412
- Well, that's very
nice of you but I...
447
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,680
- Now, shall we get to the part
448
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,683
for which there
will be a charge?
449
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,086
- Whatever you're
selling, I'm not interested.
450
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,455
- Then would you sign this?
451
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,722
- What is it?
452
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,324
- It's a document
releasing me from
453
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,961
responsibility for
your jail sentence.
454
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,029
- What jail sentence?
455
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,298
- The one you're
going to get for
456
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,701
punching Senator
Talbot in the nose.
457
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,237
- I have no intention
punching him.
458
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,306
- Nobody goes
to the state capital
459
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,541
with the intention of
punching their state senator
460
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,511
but it happens all the time.
461
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,413
- Believe me Mr. Haney,
I am not going to lay
462
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,847
a finger on him.
463
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,616
- You mean you're
just going to sit there
464
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,486
whilst he sneers
at you and tells you
465
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,221
that there's nothing he can do
466
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,390
about knocking down
Fred Ziffel's home.
467
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,726
- Nobody is going to
touch Mr. Ziffel's home.
468
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,295
I got the judge to issue
a restraining order.
469
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,965
- Senator Talbot can
un-restrain that judge.
470
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,602
Unless you will still avail
yourself of the services
471
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,171
of the big Joe Haney.
472
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,572
- Big Joe Haney?
473
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,773
(shushes)
474
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,144
- That aint a name
to body about.
475
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,645
- Body...
476
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,481
- Now for a slight fee, I
will call cousin Big Joe
477
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,118
and have him greeze
the Senator for you.
478
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,188
- Mr. Haney, I think
I'm perfectly capable of
479
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,457
greasing the Senator myself.
480
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,792
- Well, I don't think you've
got the stomach for it.
481
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,628
- But your cousin
Big Joe does, huh?
482
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,730
- Yep, he weighs 400 pounds.
483
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,499
That's why they
call him Big Joe.
484
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,700
(laughing)
485
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,901
- Well, thank you
very much for the offer
486
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,003
but I don't anticipate
any trouble.
487
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,174
- Well, in case you find
the tide running against you,
488
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,544
just drop by cousin
Big Joe's hotdog stand,
489
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:05,113
at the corner of Main and
Elm and ask for a mustard
490
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,183
with a hotdog on it.
491
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,684
- Mustard with a...
492
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,420
- That's a password, Big
Joe will know that I sent you
493
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,590
and he'll put a bug
in the Governor's ear.
494
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,358
- The Governor?
495
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,395
- Yeah, drops by Joe's
stand everyday for a hotdog
496
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,899
and that's when cousin
Big Joe does his lobbying.
497
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:24,833
- Thank you very much but...
498
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,368
- Now, I'll handle the financial
499
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,504
arrangements from this end.
500
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,938
So, don't pay Big
Joe for nothing
501
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,740
but the hotdog.
502
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,442
- Oliver, Oliver, I'm ready.
503
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,378
- Mrs. Douglas, may
I be the first the wish
504
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:40,949
you and your husband a bon
of a voyage to the state capital.
505
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,218
- Oh, thank you.
506
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,487
- And don't forget
cousin Big Joe.
507
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,788
- Who is that?
508
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,724
- Oh, that's some shady
relative of Mr. Haney's
509
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,559
and we're suppose to
mention to the senator,
510
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,661
in case we get into trouble.
511
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:56,298
- Mr. Douglas, I'm sorry
but there's nothing I can do.
512
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,600
- But Senator.
513
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,401
- May I remind you that
you're the one who came
514
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,770
in here and brought the
whole matter to my attention.
515
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,904
Is that correct?
516
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,139
- That's correct.
517
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,675
- Lisa, the Senator
was talking to me.
518
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,777
- Oh, well, was
what he said correct?
519
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,801
- Yes.
520
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,282
- You were correct
about your correct.
521
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,517
- I've gone to a great
deal of trouble to find
522
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,819
the records and to
activate the project.
523
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,022
It will be done just as it
was planned 30 years ago.
524
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,991
The road will be
paved and straightened.
525
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,226
- But if you do that you'll
526
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,295
have to tear down
Mr. Ziffel's house.
527
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,930
- According to this, Mr. Ziffel
doesn't own the house,
528
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,768
the state purchased it 30
years ago for 150 dollars.
529
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,059
- 150, it's worth
100 times that today.
530
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,642
- Well, I'm sorry but he sold it
531
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,610
and we've been letting
him live there for the
532
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,313
past 30 years without
charging him rent.
533
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,847
- Well, that's darn nice of you.
534
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,984
- I think it's nice of them too.
535
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,719
- I didn't mean it
was nice of them.
536
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,953
- Well, that's what you said.
537
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,523
- I was just being sarcastic.
538
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,593
- Well, next time put
out a sign or something.
539
00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,329
- Lisa, will you
please stay out of this.
540
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:03,699
Senator, I'm sure Mr. Ziffel
would be glad to give you
541
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,602
back the 150 dollars you
paid him for the house.
542
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,637
- Mr. Douglas,
what kind of a stupid
543
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,205
state do you think this is?
544
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:13,942
To sell a house worth
15,000 dollars for 150.
545
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,578
- That wouldn't be very smart.
546
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,547
- If you don't keep quiet
I'm going make you sit out in
547
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,915
the outer office
and read some of
548
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,518
the Senator's dull speeches.
549
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,885
- Dull?
550
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,120
Now see here.
551
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,122
- May I say something?
552
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,624
- What?
553
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,659
- Big Joe Haney.
554
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,183
- Big Joe Haney, you know him?
555
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,832
- Yes, he's the cousin
of a friend of ours.
556
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,734
- Why didn't you say
so when you came in?
557
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,870
I'm sure everything can be
arranged to your satisfaction.
558
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,039
The road will be
resurfaced and Mr. Ziffel
559
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,708
will get his house
back for exactly
560
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,976
what the state paid him for it.
561
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,880
- Well, thank you,
thank you very much.
562
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,415
- And as soon as we've
finished work on the road,
563
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,484
I'll see to it that
construction starts
564
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,441
on your dirigible mast.
565
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,591
- I can't, I just
can't believe it.
566
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,092
- Believe what?
567
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,994
- Well, that Mr. Haney
finally told us
568
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,230
something that was halfway true.
569
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:11,166
- That is like my father used
to say, you show me a man
570
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:15,036
who's all bad and I'll
show you my brother in-law.
571
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,672
- I just can't get over the
way the Senator changed
572
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,007
when you mentioned
Big Joe Haney.
573
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,109
I wounder what he's got on him.
574
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,411
- Hotdogs.
575
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:23,746
- What?
576
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,981
- You see, I think the
way Big Joe works,
577
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,949
he got the Senator
hooked on hotdogs
578
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,218
and if he doesn't do
what he wants him to do,
579
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,921
he cuts off his supply.
580
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,155
- He cuts off...
581
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,424
- There is nothing
worse than having a
582
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,826
hotdog monkey on your back.
583
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,462
- Mr. Douglas, guess what!
584
00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:42,297
The town's taking
up a collection for you
585
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,965
for getting the road paved.
586
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:44,989
- They are?
587
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,903
- Yeah, they're going to
all the farms in the valley
588
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,505
collecting chicken feathers.
589
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,073
And Mr. Ziffel's
donating the tar.
590
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,909
- Tar and feathers?
591
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,744
- Isn't that nice.
592
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:56,978
- What?
593
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,480
- It's the only thing
they could think of
594
00:23:58,504 --> 00:23:59,782
since Mr. Eddman left
town, he was the only one
595
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,718
who knew how to
make a hangman's knot.
596
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,185
- What are you
talking about, why,
597
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,687
why should they
be angry with me?
598
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,689
- Oh, I guess you didn't
hear about the assessment
599
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,825
to pay for paving the road.
600
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,827
- They've already
appropriated the money.
601
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:15,163
- Yeah 7,000 dollars,
but that was 30 years ago.
602
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:19,100
Today it's going to
cost 22 million dollars.
603
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,335
- What?
604
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,770
- Mr. Ziffel's share
is eight million,
605
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,306
Mr. Drucker's seven
million 500 and
606
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,330
yours is 10 million 200.
607
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:31,335
- 10, well, they're not
going to get away with this.
608
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,650
I'll have a talk with
those bobble heads.
609
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,719
- Well, then I have to buy
a whole new wardrobe.
610
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:38,954
- What for?
611
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,155
- Well if you're going
to the white house,
612
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:42,791
I can't wear these rags.
613
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,415
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614
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:25,322
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