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MAX, LOOK! THEY'VE
THROWN HIM OUT OF THE CAR!
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I'LL GET HIM, 99. YOU
FOLLOW ME IN THE CAR.
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RIGHT, MAX.
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OKAY...
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99, THIS ISN'T THE PRIME
MINISTER. IT'S HIS AIDE.
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LISTEN, WE'VE GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.
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- DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?
- AN APPOINTMENT?!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU
WERE JUST THROWN OUT OF A MOVING CAR.
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- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'M SORRY.
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I CANNOT GIVE OUT
ANY INFORMATION
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UNLESS IT IS FIRST APPROVED
BY OUR PRESS SECRETARY.
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DO YOU REALIZE
THAT YOU'RE DYING?
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I'M SORRY. I CANNOT GIVE YOU ANY
INFORMATION ABOUT THAT EITHER.
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LISTEN, WE'RE CONTROL AGENTS.
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WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO
KIDNAPPED YOUR PRIME MINISTER
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AND WE'VE GOTTA GET HIM BACK.
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OH, I'D BETTER MAKE
A NOTE OF THAT.
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HE ALWAYS WANTS TO KNOW IN
THE MORNING WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING.
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WILL YOU FORGET PROTOCOL?
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!
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THERE WERE TWO MEN
HIDDEN IN THE BACK SEAT.
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THEY PUSHED ME OUT OF THE CAR.
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CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING
AT ALL ABOUT THEM?
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WELL, OUTSIDE OF THE FACT
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THAT THEY WERE
AMAZINGLY RUTHLESS...
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THEY WERE SURPRISINGLY POLITE.
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WELL, OF COURSE, AFTER ALL,
YOU'RE A STRANGER IN THIS COUNTRY.
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THERE IS SUCH A THING AS GOOD
OLD AMERICAN HOSPITALITY, YOU KNOW.
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YOU SAID THEY WERE POLITE?
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YES, BEFORE HE PUSHED ME OUT,
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ONE OF THEM SAID,
"FARE THEE WELL
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AND GET YE LOST."
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"FARE THEE WELL
AND GET YE LOST..."
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WELL, THAT NARROWS IT DOWN, 99.
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- TO WHO?
- RICHARD BURTON
OR LAURENCE OLIVIER.
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MAX, WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM HELP.
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I... I...
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WHAT DID HE SAY, MAX?
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HE ASKED ME TO GET
MY KNEE OFF HIS CHEST.
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- CHIEF?
- NOT NOW, LARRABEE.
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MAX, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO ABOUT YOU.
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YOU BUNGLE ASSIGNMENT
AFTER ASSIGNMENT!
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I RESENT THAT, CHIEF.
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- DO YOU DENY IT?
- NO, BUT I RESENT IT.
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THE KIDNAPPING OF THE
BOLUVIAN PRIME MINISTER
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CAN CAUSE INTERNATIONAL
REPERCUSSIONS.
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NOW I HAVE TO GO OVER TO
THEIR CONSULATE AND APOLOGIZE.
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NOW WHAT AM I
GOING TO SAY TO THEM?
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T
SAY ANYTHING, CHIEF,
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MAYBE THEY WON'T
KNOW THAT HE'S MISSING.
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- AND I'M CERTAINLY
NOT GONNA TELL 'EM.
- MAX!
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- CHIEF?
- NOT NOW, LARRABEE!
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IF WE DON'T RESCUE
THE PRIME MINISTER,
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I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT THAT YOU
ARE HELD PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE.
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DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
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WE'RE GONNA FIND
THE PRIME MINISTER.
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SAY, THAT IS A NICE TIE
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YOU'RE WEARING THERE, CHIEF.
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BUT IT HAS A LITTLE THREAD
RIGHT ON THE END OF IT.
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- I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
- DON'T BOTHER.
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NO BOTHER AT ALL, CHIEF.
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THERE WE ARE.
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THERE, IT'S GONE.
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- CHIEF?
- WHAT IS IT, LARRABEE?!
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I THOUGHT THIS
MIGHT BE IMPORTANT.
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THE THREE MOTORCYCLE
POLICEMEN THAT MAX PICKED
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WERE FOUND BOUND AND GAGGED
IN A DESERTED WAREHOUSE.
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OF COURSE THAT'S IMPORTANT. WHY
DID YOU WAIT TILL NOW TO TELL ME?
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- IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
- THEY FOUND A BLACK
LEATHER JACKET
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WITH A PURPLE KNIGHT INSIGNIA
ON IT BEHIND SOME PACKING CASES.
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- THANKS, LARRABEE.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.
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PURPLE KNIGHT?
WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF!
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REMEMBER WHEN THE PRIME
MINISTER'S PERSONAL SECRETARY
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WAS THROWN OUT OF THE CAR...
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HE SAID THAT ONE OF THE
GUYS WHO THREW HIM OUT SAID,
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"FARE THEE WELL
AND GET YE LOST."
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THIS IS THE BREAK
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
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THE MEN WE'RE LOOKING
FOR ARE THE PURPLE KNIGHTS.
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OF COURSE, THE PURPLE KNIGHTS.
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THE PURPLE KNIGHTS! IT'S
GOTTA BE THE PURPLE KNIGHTS!
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IT'S SO CLEAR NOW. WHO ELSE
COULD IT BE BUT THE PURPLE KNIGHTS?
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ONE QUESTION, CHIEF.
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WHO ARE THE PURPLE KNIGHTS?
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THEY'RE A HIPPIE MOTORCYCLE GANG
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WHO ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE REALITY
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BY PRETENDING TO BE LIKE
KING ARTHUR AND HIS MEN.
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WELL, DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE
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THAT KAOS COULD HAVE HIRED
THEM TO KIDNAP THE PRIME MINISTER?
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THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY TO MAKE SURE:
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WE'LL HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO
INFILTRATE THAT GANG AND FIND OUT.
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OH, WELL, 99 AND
I WILL GO, CHIEF.
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- NOW WHERE CAN
WE FIND THEM?
- THEY USUALLY HANG OUT
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ON THE WEST SIDE
OF TOWN ON D STREET
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AT A PLACE CALLED
DEE DEE'S DINER.
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WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET
OVER TO THE CONSULATE.
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- CHIEF?
- WHAT?
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THAT TIE DOESN'T
GO WITH THAT SUIT.
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OH.
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HERE YOU ARE, PRIMEY.
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LIKE, KAOS SAID TO
FEED THEE WELL, MAN,
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AND THOU WILL
EATEST AS WELL AS US.
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ONE CHILI DOG.
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AND A PISTACHIO MOO JUICE.
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I, LIKE, HAD TO FEED
THE FOREIGN FACE, BABE.
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DIDST THOU MISS ME, DOLL?
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OH, FORSOOTH 'TIS GROOVY TO SEE BY
THINE KISSER HOW MUCH THOU LOVEST ME.
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MAX! I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER FIND THE BRAKE!
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I DIDN'T, I RAN OUT OF GAS.
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HEY, THOU TOOLEST
A WICKED BIKE, MAN.
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN
TO RIDE LIKE THAT?
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I TOOK A DRIVER EDUCATION COURSE
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AT REFORM SCHOOL.
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I DIGGETH YOUR
SLED THE MOST, MAN.
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WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
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IN TOLEDO. WE...
STOLE IT FROM A COP.
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YES, WHILE HE WAS RIDING IT.
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WHO ARE THEE?
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WELL, YOU CAN JUST
CALL ME WHEELS.
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Max: THE CHICK'S NAME IS LEGS.
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I'M BRUTE, THE BOSS
CAT AROUND HERE.
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AND YON KITTEN IS DOLL BABY.
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WELL, NICE TO MEET
YOU, DOLL BABY.
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WHEELS, THOU SHAKETH
HANDS THE MOST.
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WELL, YOU DON'T EXACTLY
HAVE A WEAK GRIP YOURSELF.
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PUCKER UP, LEGS. I
WANNA MEET THEE NEXT.
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HEY, THOU HATH
STRONG ARMS, LEGS.
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YES, WELL NOW THAT THE
FORMALITIES ARE OVER,
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WHAT DO YOU CATS DO
FOR KICKS AROUND HERE?
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OH, WE DOTH DO THE USUAL
CONSTRUCTIVE THINGS, MAN,
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LIKE INSULTING THE FUZZ
AND TERRORIZING TOWNS.
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BIG DEAL. WE DO THE SAME THING,
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ONLY WE TERRORIZE TACO STANDS.
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YOU'RE PUTTING US ON.
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WELL, THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF US.
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WE HAVE TO TERRORIZE SMALL.
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DID YE EVER THINK OF JOINING UP
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WITH BIGGER GANGS, WHEELS?
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AN IMPORTANT GANG, LIKE US?
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GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON.
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ME.
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GIVE ME ONE BAD REASON.
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- LIGHT?
- NO, THANKS.
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- FORGET IT, MAN.
- FORGET IT, MAN.
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YES, OKAY.
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TELL ME, BRUTE, WHAT DO YOU
GUYS DO FOR BREAD AROUND HERE?
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OH, WE DO A LITTLE JOB
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
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LIKE WE'RE FOR HIRE
IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT.
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THOU DIGGEST?
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HEY, ZOMBIE!
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PUT ANOTHER HUNDRED
BUCKS IN THE JUKEBOX.
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SO WHAT DOST THOU SAY, WHEELS?
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WANNA JOIN UP WITH US?
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WELL, I'M NOT QUITE
SURE, DOLL BABY.
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I'LL NEED A LITTLE
TIME TO THINK IT OVER.
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HOW MUCH TIME...
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PRETTY BOY?
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- THAT'S PLENTY.
- NOT SO FAST, DAD.
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THOU CANST NOT JOIN
THE PURPLE KNIGHTS
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WITHOUT FIRST
PASSING A LITTLE TEST.
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OH, A LITTLE TEST
IN TERRORIZING, EH?
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OKAY, WHAT'LL IT BE?
ORAL OR WRITTEN?
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LET'S JUST SAY IT'S
A TEST BY COMBAT.
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A LITTLE JOUSTING MATCH.
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YOU DIG?
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WELL, I'M NOT QUITE
SURE THAT I WANT TO...
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HEY, IT'S MY TURN.
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- THEE MUST JOUST WITH ME.
- I ACCEPT.
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FOR REASONS OF MY OWN, DAD,
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YE GOTTA DO COMBAT WITH ME.
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ONLY, FIRST,
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WE GOTTA TAKE YOUR MEASUREMENTS.
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MY MEASUREMENTS?
OH, FOR A CLUB JACKET
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WHEN I PASS.
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FOR A PINE BOX, WHEN THOU FAILS.
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Doll Baby: LET THE JOUST BEGIN!
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THE RULES OF COMBAT!
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"RULES OF COMBAT!
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WHEN DOLL BABY SIGNALETH, THOU TWO
JOUSTERS WILL RIDETH TOWARDS EACH OTHER.
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FIRST CAT TO KNOCK THE
OTHER CAT OFF HIS SLED WINNETH,
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THE OTHER LOSETH."
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ARM THE JOUSTERS!
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MAX, HE'S AN EXPERT AT
THIS. IF HE KNOCKS YOU OFF,
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THAT'S THE END OF
US AND OUR MISSION.
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DON'T WORRY, 99, I'VE HAD A LOT
OF EXPERIENCE WITH THESE THINGS.
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BE CAREFUL, MAX.
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Doll Baby: JOUSTERS!
MOUNT THY STEEDS
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AND TAKE THY PLACES.
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KNOCK IT OFF!
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ART THOU READY, BRUTE?
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CRAZY!
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ART THOU READY, WHEELS?
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THE READIEST!
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MAX, THAT WAS A
BRILLIANT MANEUVER!
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- HOW DID YOU DO IT?
- I SNEEZED.
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MAX, WE'VE GOTTA DO
SOMETHING. HE'S TOO GOOD.
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YOU CAN'T RELY ON LUCK FOREVER.
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- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WE CAN DO, 99.
- WHAT'S THAT?
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- CHEAT.
- HOW?
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- ST. LOUIS, 1962.
- GOOD THINKING, MAX.
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JOUSTERS, GET THEE SET AGAIN.
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GO!
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THEE DID IT, THEE DID IT!
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I WANT TO BE THE FIRST
TO CONGRATULATE YE.
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ALL RIGHT, DOLL BABY,
LET'S SHAKE HANDS AGAIN.
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I GUESS THAT MAKES
WHEELS A KNIGHT, HUH?
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FOR A DAY.
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OKAY, NOW HEAR ME
GOOD, THOU CATS...
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THIS HERE KNAVE, HAVING
LUCKED AND CHEATED
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HIS WAY THROUGH TRIAL BY COMBAT,
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IS HEREBY DUBBED A LOYAL
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AND DISHONORABLE MEMBER
OF THE PURPLE KNIGHTS.
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LIKE, EASY, MAN.
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THOU DOESN'T WANT
TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT.
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KEEP THEM BUSY.
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NOW I'LL HAVE A
CHANCE TO FIND OUT
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IF THEY KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE PRIME MINISTER.
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RIGHT, MAX.
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I TOAST THEE, BABY:
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TO MY KNIGHT IN SHINING LEATHER.
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I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.
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- I FEEL LIKE DANCING.
- THANKS, BUT I'M
NOT IN THE MOOD.
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BUZZ OFF, VARLET.
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TELL ME, DOLL BABY,
224
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,074
WHAT'S A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU
DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
225
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,043
LIKE, LIVING, MAN...
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00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,833
NOW THAT I MET YOU.
227
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,395
I THOUGHT YOU AND BRUTE
228
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,564
WERE TERRORIZING
AROUND TOGETHER.
229
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,332
NOT ANYMORE.
230
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,601
HE TERRORIZES CRUDE.
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00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,670
HMM. YEAH, HE
AIN'T GOT NO CLASS.
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LIKE WOW.
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00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,383
I DOTH DIG YOUR WAY WITH WORDS.
234
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,046
THAT'S WHY I FLIPPED FOR
YOU THE SECOND I SAW YOU.
235
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,881
YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.
236
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,040
OH? WHAT MAKES ME SO
DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHERS?
237
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,921
WELL, YOU'RE HANDSOME,
238
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,957
CHARMING, INTELLIGENT,
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00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,382
AND ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS.
240
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,363
EXACTLY.
241
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,744
THOU SHAKETH A MEAN HIP, LEGS.
242
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,311
THANKS, BRUTE.
243
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,781
YEAH, THOU ART THE MOST.
244
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,916
YE CAN RIDE DOUBLE
WITH ME ANY TIME.
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00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,684
I DIG YOU, BRUTE,
246
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,254
BUT IT TAKES AN AWFUL LOT OF
BREAD TO KEEP ME IN LEATHER.
247
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,990
YOU KNOW, I GOT A
BAKERY IN YON ROOM.
248
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,993
- SHOW ME.
- OOH, PATIENCE, LASS,
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00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,017
PATIENCE.
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00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,533
LISTEN, IF YOU
DON'T LIKE IT HERE,
251
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,101
WHY DON'T YOU CUT OUT?
252
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,671
YOU MUST BE JESTING, MAN.
253
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,806
BRUTE'LL SCRAP ANYBODY
WHO TRIES TO GET OUT
254
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,510
BEFORE HE GETS RID OF
THAT JOKER IN THE BACKROOM.
255
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,513
I SEE. TELL ME, THAT
JOKER IN THE BACKROOM
256
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,282
WOULDN'T BE A GUY
ABOUT 5'10" TALL,
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00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,853
150 LBS, BLACK HAIR, GREEN
EYES, A BLACK MUSTACHE,
258
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,421
AND CARRYING AN ATTACHE CASE
259
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,492
WITH THE SEAL OF A FOREIGN
GOVERNMENT ON ITS FLAP, WOULD HE?
260
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,059
LIKE, YEAH.
261
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,928
HOW COULD YOU TELL?
262
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,619
EH... LUCKY GUESS.
263
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,363
THEY EVEN SLEEP MEAN.
264
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,608
MAX, WE MADE IT.
265
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,744
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS UNCHAIN THE
PRIME MINISTER AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
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00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,101
RIGHT.
267
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,248
MAX!
268
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,484
DON'T TELL ME THERE'S
SOMEONE IN THOSE BOOTS, 99.
269
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,219
THERE'S SOMEONE IN THOSE BOOTS.
270
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,787
I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT.
271
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,144
AND JUST WHERE DOTH THEE
THINK YOU'RE GOING, MAN?
272
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,992
EH... YES.
273
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,960
WELL YOU SEE, WHEN
I HAVE NIGHTMARES,
274
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,751
I ALWAYS CRAWL IN MY SLEEP.
275
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,399
AND WHAT'S THINE EXCUSE?
276
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:54,436
MINE? I'VE BEEN TRAVELING
SO LONG WITH WHEELS
277
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,972
I SHARE HIS NIGHTMARES.
278
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,540
YE CAN BOTH KNOCK IT OFF.
279
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,109
I FIGURED YOU TWO
280
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,177
FOR A COUPLE OF PHONIES
RIGHT FROM THE START.
281
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,841
- YE AIN'T LIKE
THE REST OF US.
- OH, REALLY?
282
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,372
WHATETH MAKETH
THOU THAY THATETH?
283
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,621
- WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
- YE DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT.
284
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,123
I CAN TELL YE FROM
SHE WITHOUT GUESSING.
285
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,092
YOU CALL HER "99."
286
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,561
YOU KNOW THIS CAT'S
THE PRIME MINISTER.
287
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,898
AND YOU'RE WEARING A SHIRT
THAT SAYS "CONTROL BOWLING TEAM."
288
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,700
WELL, I GOTTA GO ALONG
WITH HIM ON THAT ONE.
289
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,485
- THE MAN IS RIGHT,
HE'S RIGHT.
- GET 'EM OUT OF HERE!
290
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,288
NO! YOU CAN'T DO IT TO HIM!
291
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:49,257
THOU WILL SEE, FAIR MAID.
292
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:52,761
- Brute: WE'RE GONNA SPLIT.
- AND WHEN WE SPLIT, LADY,
SO DOES YOUR FRIEND.
293
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,034
- NO!
- Brute: HEY, STAY PUT, CHICK...
294
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,937
RIGHT WHERE THOU ART.
295
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:06,229
THEE, I WANT NOTHING
TO HAPPEN TO. DIG?
296
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:11,213
HEY, WHEELS, AREN'T THOU
GONNA WISH US BON VOYAGE?
297
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,049
YOU'D BETTER RECONSIDER,
BRUTE. I'M WARNING YA.
298
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,051
ART THOU KIDDING, MAN?
299
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,986
Brute: HEY, LOOK, WE'VE
GOT THE PRIME MINISTER.
300
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,955
AND KAOS WILL
PROBABLY PAY US DOUBLE
301
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,990
FOR GETTING A TOP CONTROL AGENT.
302
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,725
I WOULDN'T BE TOO
SURE ABOUT THAT,
303
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,061
BECAUSE AT THIS VERY
MOMENT THIS ENTIRE AREA
304
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:29,498
IS BEING SURROUNDED BY 100 HIGHWAY
PATROLMEN WITH DOBERMAN PINSCHERS.
305
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,500
LIKE, I DON'T DIG, MAN.
306
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,436
WOULD YOU DIG FOUR
DEPUTIES AND A BLOODHOUND?
307
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,105
STILL DON'T DIG.
308
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,440
HOW ABOUT A BOY
SCOUT WITH RABIES?
309
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,076
YOU DON'T GRAB ME, BABY.
310
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,811
WELL, SEE YOU IN
OTHER PARTS, MAN.
311
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,569
AND I DO MEAN PARTS.
312
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,611
ONE!
313
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,048
TWO!
314
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,720
THREE!
315
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,986
- MAX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- CERTAINLY, 99.
316
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,521
YOU DIDN'T EXPECT A LITTLE THING
LIKE THAT TO MAKE ME GO TO PIECES.
317
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,090
BUT, MAX, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
318
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,474
IT'S ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE...
319
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,479
MAX, LOOK! THEY'RE COMING BACK!
320
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,090
COME ON, 99.
321
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:30,018
CHIEF, IF IT WASN'T
FOR THIS YOUNG LADY,
322
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,887
I WOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY.
323
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,421
DOLL BABY, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET THE CHIEF.
324
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,923
CHIEF, DOLL BABY.
325
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,424
AH! DON'T SHAKE HANDS, CHIEF,
326
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,048
YOUR WIFE WOULD
NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
327
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,031
MAX, THE BOLUVIAN
EMBASSY ALREADY CALLED
328
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,300
TO CONGRATULATE US ON THE SAFE
RETURN OF THEIR PRIME MINISTER.
329
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:46,868
HE'S READY TO
RESUME HIS MISSION.
330
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:49,270
THAT'S WONDERFUL,
CHIEF. WHAT IS HIS MISSION?
331
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:51,940
HE'S HERE TO BORROW $20
BILLION FROM OUR GOVERNMENT.
332
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,910
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED, WE'RE LUCKY HIS
COUNTRY STILL WANTS TO TAKE OUR MONEY.
333
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,013
WHAT WOULD BE SO
TERRIBLE IF THEY DIDN'T?
334
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,148
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, DOLL BABY.
335
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:03,085
IF THEY DIDN'T TAKE OUR MONEY,
THEY'D HAVE NO REASON TO RESENT US.
336
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,652
AND IF THEY DIDN'T RESENT US,
337
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,344
WE COULD NEVER REALLY BE
SURE THAT THEY WERE OUR FRIENDS.
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