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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,755 ISN'T IT EXCITING, MAX? 2 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,858 ONLY A MINUTE AND A HALF TO BLAST OFF. 3 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:18,828 RELAX, 99. IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE $50-MILLION BLAST OFF, 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,619 YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL. 5 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,635 HOW YOU COMING, FELLA? 6 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,472 I'VE GOT YOUR SOUND FIXED, BUT YOUR PICTURE TUBES ARE SHOT. 7 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,840 OH, WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT? 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,642 I HAVE TO TAKE IT INTO THE SHOP. 9 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,611 YES, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 10 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,981 WELL, THERE'LL BE A $50 SERVICE CHARGE. 11 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,517 $50 SERVICE CHARGE? 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,920 LOOK WHERE I AM. BY THE WAY, WHERE AM I? 13 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,223 NEVER MIND, JUST SEND THE BILL TO THE GOVERNMENT. 14 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,258 OUR GOVERNMENT? 15 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,449 YES. NOW GET OUT. 16 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,113 WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO HERE, ANYWAY? 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,278 Radio voice: Zero minus 90 seconds. 18 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:14,050 MAX, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS REPEAT THE INSTRUCTIONS IN GERMAN? 19 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,052 I DON'T KNOW, 99. I GUESS IT'S THE LANGUAGE 20 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,021 OUR BEST AMERICAN SCIENTISTS UNDERSTAND. 21 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:22,725 Radio voice: Zero minus 30. All systems are go. 22 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,128 SEE? I TOLD YOU. IT'S ALL ROUTINE. 23 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,530 IT'S NOT ROUTINE, MAX. 24 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,399 SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO THE LAST THREE ROCKETS 25 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,733 TO CAUSE THEM TO VEER OFF COURSE. 26 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,602 NATURALLY, WE HAD TO DESTRUCT. 27 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,637 WE SUSPECT ELECTROMAGNETIC INTERFERENCE 28 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:35,972 FROM A MAN-MADE SOURCE. 29 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,974 TELL ME, GENERAL, JUST HOW DO YOU 30 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,976 DESTRUCT A MISSILE IN MID-AIR? 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,479 THAT'S SIMPLE. I PRESS A SECRET BUTTON THAT TRIGGERS 32 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:45,182 AN EXPLOSIVE CHARGE WITHIN THE MISSILE. 33 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,784 WHAT IF SOMETHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO PREVENT YOU FROM PUSHING THE BUTTON? 34 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,986 THEN PROFESSOR KROEGER WOULD TAKE OVER. 35 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,255 FOR SECURITY REASONS, HE AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES 36 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,925 WHO KNOW THE EXACT LOCATION OF THE DESTRUCT BUTTON. 37 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,627 JA, MEIN HERR. 38 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:01,197 Radio voice: Five, four, three, 39 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:04,723 two, one, fire! 40 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,179 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 41 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,570 STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW. 42 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,387 Radio voice: 1,000'... all systems are go. 43 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:27,111 LOOKS LIKE IT'S A PERFECT SHOT. 44 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,227 WELL, I GUESS WE CAN ALL SIT BACK AND RELAX. 45 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,796 SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG. IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR THE BLOCKHOUSE. 46 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,460 MAKE THAT, "SIT UP AND WORRY." 47 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,858 IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US. 48 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,507 I'VE GOT TO DESTRUCT. 49 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,508 STOP WHERE YOU ARE, GENERAL. 50 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,010 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 51 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,400 NEIN. WE ALL DIE TOGETHER! 52 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,818 MAX, NOT AT A TIME LIKE THIS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE? 53 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,488 YES, I'VE JUST SHOT... 54 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,613 THE ONLY MAN IN THIS ROOM WHO COULD HAVE SAVED OUR LIVES. 55 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,876 IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! 56 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,640 IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US! 57 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,535 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO PRESS ALL THESE BUTTONS. 58 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,537 IN 10 SECONDS WE'LL ALL BE KILLED. 59 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:22,872 MAX, DO SOMETHING. 60 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:26,276 NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, 61 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,111 GEE, WHAT A GREAT VIEW OF THE MISSILE. 62 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,545 IT'S COMING RIGHT INTO THE WINDOW. 63 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,114 MAX, WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED! 64 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,571 WELL, CHIEF, IT'S NOT ALL GRAVY, YOU KNOW. 65 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,953 IT EXPLODED! 66 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,956 MAX, YOU MUST HAVE HIT A DESTRUCT BUTTON WHEN YOU LEANED ON THE PANEL. 67 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,491 WHAT LUCK! 68 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,960 WELL, NOT ALL LUCK, 99. 69 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,451 A GOOD PART OF IT WAS USING MY HEAD. 70 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,121 MAX, 99, LOOK AT THIS. 71 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,202 WHAT DOES THE DRAGON STAND FOR, CHIEF? 72 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,905 Chief: IT MEANS THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS IS 73 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,930 THE EVIL GENIUS DR. YES. 74 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:08,518 FRIENDS AT CONTROL MOST COMPLIMENTARY TO HUMBLE ME. 75 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,453 HOWEVER, IT IS SAID, 76 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,324 "TO KNOW WHO ONE IS, NOT SO IMPORTANT 77 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,349 AS TO KNOW WHERE ONE IS." 78 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,442 WHERE ARE WE, MAX? 79 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,244 WE'RE IN LOST LAKE, 99. 80 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:36,679 WELL, HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT? I CAN'T EVEN FIND IT ON THE MAP. 81 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:39,715 YES, WELL, WHEN YOU HAVE ANIMAL INSTINCTS LIKE I DO, 99, 82 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,518 YOU DON'T NEED A MAP. 83 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,787 I CAN TELL BY THE RELATIONSHIP OF THE SUN TO THAT HUGE TREE OVER THERE. 84 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,745 PLUS THE FACT THAT THAT HUGE TREE HAS A HUGE SIGN ON IT. 85 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:55,165 WELL, 99, I THINK WE SHOULD CAMP HERE. 86 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:58,601 ACCORDING TO CONTROL, DR. YES'S HEADQUARTERS 87 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,604 SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE WITHIN A RADIUS OF 50 MILES. 88 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:04,441 WE'VE GOT TO FIND IT BEFORE THE NEXT MISSILE LAUNCH TOMORROW MORNING. 89 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,109 MAX, DO WE NEED ALL THIS? 90 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:10,046 OF COURSE WE DO, 99. IT'S ALL PART OF MY PLAN 91 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,916 TO ESTABLISH OUR COVER AS HARMLESS, FUN-LOVING VACATIONERS. 92 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,384 BUT SNOWSHOES, MAX? 93 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,787 WELL, WOULD YOU BELIEVE 94 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,712 STUPID, HARMLESS, FUN-LOVING VACATIONERS? 95 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:35,137 WELL, 99, THAT TENT WAS SET UP IN RECORD TIME, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 96 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,873 YOU DID A BEAUTIFUL JOB. 97 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,777 THANKS, MAX. BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? 98 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,512 OH, YES, WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER. 99 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,514 RIGHT NOW I WANT TO FIND OUT WHERE THAT 100 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:48,017 ELECTROMAGNETIC INTERFERENCE IS COMING FROM. 101 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,518 BUT, MAX, THAT'S A FISHING ROD. 102 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,055 OF COURSE IT'S A FISHING ROD, 99, 103 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,090 BUT YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TELL A HOOK BY ITS COVER. 104 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,826 YOU SEE, THIS REEL HERE IS ACTUALLY A HOMING DEVICE. 105 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,696 - AND THE ROD IS THE ANTENNA. - WHAT'S ITS RANGE? 106 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,631 AS FAR AS YOU CAN CAST IT. 107 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,132 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? 108 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,401 OH, THIS IS CONTROL'S LATEST ANTIPERSONNEL WEAPON. 109 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,004 IT'S AN ELECTRONIC MOSQUITO. IF WE GET CAPTURED, 110 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,006 WE RELEASE IT AND IT ATTACKS THE ENEMY VICIOUSLY. 111 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,574 - KILLING THEM? - NO, 112 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,918 BUT IT KEEPS THEM SO BUSY SCRATCHING THAT WE CAN GET AWAY. 113 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:38,067 GOOD AFTERNOON. MAY WE BE OF ASSISTANCE? 114 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,203 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY COULD IF WE NEEDED ANY. 115 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,338 BUT ARE YOU NOT LOST? 116 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:46,575 WELL, OF COURSE NOT. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. WHY DO YOU ASK? 117 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:51,113 BECAUSE IT IS STRANGE TO FIND ANYONE HERE AT LOST LAKE. 118 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,882 NO ONE EVER COMES HERE. 119 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,417 WELL, YOU'RE HERE. YOU MUST HAVE SOME REASON. 120 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,086 WELL, WE ARE LOOKING FOR SPORT. 121 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,789 WE ARE NOTHING BUT SIMPLE, HARMLESS, 122 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,691 FUN-LOVING VACATIONERS. 123 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,749 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? THAT'S WHAT WE ARE. 124 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:12,034 WELL THEN, THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO STAY HERE. 125 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,504 THE FISHING IS TERRIBLE. 126 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,105 AND THE HUNTING, WORSE. 127 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,175 AT NIGHT, THE INSECTS, THEY EAT YOU ALIVE, 128 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,744 NOT TO MENTION THE POISONOUS SNAKES, 129 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,579 THE ENORMOUS ALLIGATORS, 130 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,949 AND THE PIRANHAS IN THE LAKE. 131 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,918 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HOTEL WE SPENT OUR VACATION AT LAST YEAR. 132 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,743 AND THEY CHARGED US $60 A DAY. 133 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,659 AS YOU WISH, HUH? WE WARNED YOU, HUH? 134 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:40,463 LOST LAKE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE. 135 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:44,689 IF YOU STAY, YOU TAKE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR HANDS. 136 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,255 I DON'T LIKE IT, MAX. 137 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,790 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE HARMLESS, FUN-LOVING VACATIONERS TO ME. 138 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,458 WELL, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, 99, 139 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,227 BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 140 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,829 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE. - HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 141 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,722 BECAUSE WHEN I LOOKED IN THEIR CAMPER I SAW TWO SETS OF SNOWSHOES. 142 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,177 THE ESCAPE CHAMBER. 143 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,001 WE INFORM DR. YES AT ONCE. 144 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,364 - YOU RANG? - DA, DR. YES. 145 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,256 TOULOUSE AND HIMMEL HAVE ARRIVED. 146 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,989 WHEN MICE RETURN TO NEST 147 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,791 HAWK NOT FAR BEHIND. 148 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,661 YOU BRING NEWS FROM ABOVE? 149 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,663 TWO STRANGERS ARE CAMPING NEARBY. 150 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:58,067 WE TRIED TO FRIGHTEN THEM OFF, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LEAVE. 151 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,936 IS INDEED WORRISOME INFORMATION. 152 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,107 OUR BUSINESS HERE IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT 153 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,775 TO HAVE STRANGERS SNOOPING ABOUT. 154 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:09,678 YOU AGREE WITH DR. YES, YES? 155 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:10,746 - JAWOHL. - OUI. 156 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,215 - DA. - SI. 157 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,884 AH, HOW LOVELY IT IS 158 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,886 TO HEAR THE WORD "YES." 159 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,755 IT IS MUSIC TO MY EARS 160 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,158 AND POMEGRANATES 161 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,093 TO MY SOUL. 162 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,794 YES? 163 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:26,796 - JAWOHL. - OUI. 164 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:27,797 - DA. - SI. 165 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,533 PLEASE TO ELIMINATE THEM 166 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,590 IN THE USUAL MANNER. 167 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:37,740 BUT THAT IS SUCH A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE. 168 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,342 COULDN'T WE JUST SHOOT THEM? 169 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,745 YOU WOULD DARE TO DISAGREE WITH DR. YES? 170 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:46,749 - NO. - THEN DO AS YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED, 171 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,684 BOTH OF YOU. 172 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,152 - OUI. - JAWOHL. 173 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,855 REST OF YOU, BACK TO WORK. 174 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,012 - DA. - SI. 175 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,510 ANY READING AT ALL, MAX? 176 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,179 NOTHING. NOT A THING. 177 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,449 THREE HOURS OF EXHAUSTIVE SEARCHING AND NOTHING, NOT EVEN A FISH. 178 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,917 Man's voice: Help! Help! 179 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,720 MAX, ISN'T THAT THE CAMPER THOSE TWO MEN WERE IN? 180 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,756 - Help! Help! - YES, THEY MUST BE TRAPPED INSIDE. 181 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,679 COME ON, 99. 182 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,251 Recorded voice: Help! Help! 183 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,005 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT 99? 184 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:46,589 THE OLD TINY-TAPE-RECORDER-IN THE-TRAILER TRICK. 185 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,580 MAX, I THINK WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING. 186 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,715 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THOSE MEN. 187 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,049 NOW WAIT A MINUTE, 99, 188 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,433 LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. 189 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,780 MAX, IT'S A TRAP! 190 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,923 MAX, THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON US! 191 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,428 MAX, WE CAN'T HOLD THE WALLS BACK. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 192 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,732 99, REACH IN MY POCKET AND GET MY OVERSIZED MINI-GOETHE FOUNTAIN PEN. 193 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,101 RIGHT, MAX. HERE IT IS. 194 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,869 - PUT IT IN MY MOUTH. - RIGHT. 195 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,371 OHH. OHH. 196 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,307 MAX, IT WORKED. 197 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,543 YES. THAT TAKES CARE OF THE WALLS. 198 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,245 NOW HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE? 199 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,648 MY RING, MAX, MY MICRO-BATTERY-POWERED DIAMOND DRILL RING. 200 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,818 OH, GOOD. LET ME HAVE IT. I'LL CUT OUR WAY OUT. 201 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,787 - RIGHT, MAX. - LET ME BY, 99. 202 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,790 - OHH. OH. - LET ME BY, 99 203 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,291 - I'M TRYING MAX. - WELL, I CAN'T GET THROUGH. 204 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,526 - I'LL MOVE UP THIS WAY. - PULL IN YOUR STOMACH. 205 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,862 - MAYBE I CAN GO UNDER. - GO UNDER. 206 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,297 - OKAY. - I'VE GOT IT. 207 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,299 YOU'VE GOT IT, MAX. 208 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,002 - A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN. - YOU'RE GETTING IT, MAX. 209 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,804 THAT'S IT. GOOD. 210 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,561 NOT SO LOUD, 99. 211 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,945 OH, MAX, WE DID IT. 212 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,181 YES, NOW WE HAVE TO FIND THOSE MEN WHO TRIED TO KILL US. 213 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,916 LOOK, MAX, FOOTPRINTS. 214 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,607 COME ON. 215 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,629 EITHER THE MAN WHO MADE THESE FOOTPRINTS HAD WEBBED FEET OR... 216 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,698 FINS. HE WAS WEARING SWIM FINS. 217 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,900 THAT'S IT, OF COURSE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 218 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,335 EVERYTHING TIES IN, 99. 219 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,437 THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRACK DOWN 220 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,539 THAT ELECTRONIC MAGNETIC INTERFERENCE. 221 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,475 IT'S BEEN UNDERWATER. 222 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,832 COME ON, LET'S GO CHANGE. 223 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,289 MAX, LOOK. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 224 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,691 SHH. 225 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,026 IT'S AN ENTIRE POWER STATION UNDER THE LAKE. 226 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,628 NO WONDER NO ONE COULD FIND IT. 227 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,430 - MAX, LOOK AT THIS. - SHH. 228 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,362 THINK ANYONE HEARD IT? 229 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,412 99, WE'VE DONE IT. 230 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,247 WE'VE OUTWITTED, DR. YES. 231 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:15,651 MOST HUMBLY BEG TO DISAGREE. 232 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,186 YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE ELIMINATED. 233 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,356 DO YOU REALIZE I COULD HAVE YOU KILLED 234 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,157 FOR FAILING TO DISPOSE OF THEM? 235 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,425 - JAWOHL. - OUI. 236 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,660 - DA. - SI. 237 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,029 WORDS OF AGREEMENT HAVE SUFFICIENTLY SOOTHED ME. 238 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,821 GO TO THE SURFACE AND STAND GUARD. 239 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,136 NOW THEN... 240 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,073 YOU WILL TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, YES? 241 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,975 YES YES. EH... 242 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,378 I'M MAXWELL SMART OF CONTROL AND THIS IS AGENT 99, 243 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,547 AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS MUCH, YES... 244 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,415 YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 245 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,084 INCIDENTALLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 246 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,920 I AM PREPARING TO DESTROY YOUR 247 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,390 STRATEGIC AIR COMMAND HEADQUARTERS 248 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,492 IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA. 249 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,360 MAX IS RIGHT. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT. 250 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:02,565 THE INSTALLATION WILL BE OBLITERATED BY YOUR OWN MISSILES. 251 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:07,135 YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL HAVE TO BOW TO THE WILL OF KAOS. 252 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:11,073 IT IS SAID, "A WISE LOBSTER 253 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,243 KNOWS THE POWER OF ITS OWN CLAWS." 254 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,113 YES, WELL IT IS ALSO SAID 255 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,116 THAT "HE WHO LIVES BY THE SWORD..." 256 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,284 HOW DOES IT GO, 99? 257 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,286 "DIES BY THE SWORD," MAX. 258 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,155 RIGHT. "DIES BY THE SWORD." 259 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,224 TRUE, MR. SMART. 260 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:32,494 BUT BEG TO REMIND YOU, YOUR BLADE IS BLUNT. 261 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:36,598 EH, YES. WELL, I BEG TO REMIND YOU... 262 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,770 THAT IT IS OFTEN SAID THAT HE WHO HAS A BLUNTED BLADE... 263 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,627 HOW DOES THAT ONE GO, 99? 264 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,843 NO. LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY. 265 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,878 IF WE DON'T REPORT IN BY DARK, 266 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,982 THOUSANDS OF TROOPS WILL SWARM INTO LOST LAKE TO FIND US. 267 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,151 UNFORTUNATELY, IT WILL BE TOO LATE. 268 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,176 PLEASE DO HONOR TO LISTEN. 269 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,633 Man on radio: 10 minutes to launch. 10 minutes to launch. 270 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,903 - All stations... - DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE GOING TO FIRE THE MISSILE. 271 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,771 All stations 10 minutes to launch. 272 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,572 I ASKED THEM NOT TO TELL ME THAT. 273 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,409 - Prepare missile... - DUE TO AN IMPENDING HURRICANE, 274 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,979 THE LAUNCH TIME HAS BEEN MOVED UP TO 5:00 THIS AFTERNOON. 275 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,981 IT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME 276 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,706 FOR ME TO COMPLETE MY CALCULATIONS. 277 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,655 A MOST EXCELLENT BREAKDOWN, NATASHA. 278 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,857 BY ADDING THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE, 279 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,060 THE TEMPERATURE AND THE HUMIDITY, 280 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,129 WE WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO ACTIVATE 281 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,087 THE DEFLECTING MECHANISM. 282 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,941 NO WONDER THEY CAN AFFORD SUCH AN EXPENSIVE SETUP. 283 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,164 LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY HE SAVES ON PENCILS. 284 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,047 ACCORDING TO MY HUMBLE CALCULATIONS, 285 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,884 THE MECHANISM WILL BE SET FOR PRECISELY 286 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,253 ONE MINUTE AFTER BLASTOFF. YES? 287 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,657 DA. I WILL START THE GENERATOR 288 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,948 AND WARM UP THE INTERFERENCE DEVICE. 289 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,664 PLEASE TO FOLLOW ME TO GUEST ROOM 290 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,134 WHERE YOU CAN REMOVE WET CLOTHES. 291 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,970 THEN I WILL SHOW YOU FULL EXTENT 292 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,428 OF HUMBLE HOSPITALITY. 293 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,220 I HOPE YOU WILL BE COMFORTABLE. 294 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,256 OH, LET ME EXPLAIN 295 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,925 MOST INGENIOUS MECHANISM. 296 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,029 I SIMPLY TURN HANDLE... 297 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,864 WATER FLOODS CHAMBER, 298 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,399 DROWNING OCCUPANT, 299 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,435 AT SAME TIME RAISING FLOAT, 300 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,471 THUS LOWERING REVOLVING BLADE, 301 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:59,508 ELIMINATING SECOND GUEST. 302 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,711 PLEASE TO ENJOY. 303 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,735 YES? 304 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,307 MAX! 305 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,519 MAX! 306 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,424 MAX, THE SAW! MAX! 307 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,865 MAX, DO SOMETHING! 308 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,526 MAX! 309 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,329 THE DRILL RING, MAX! 310 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,421 THE DIAMOND DRILL RING! 311 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,429 HURRY, MAX! 312 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,896 CHECK DEFLECTOR MECHANISM 313 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,201 FOR ONE MINUTE AFTER LAUNCH. 314 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,237 Radio voice: Zero minus 30 seconds. 315 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,976 Radio voice: Zero minus 30 seconds. 316 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,187 Radio voice: Zero minus 15 seconds. 317 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,278 Repeat, Zero minus 15 seconds. 318 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,330 YOU'RE TOO LATE, MR. SMART. 319 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:07,235 IN ONE MINUTE THE DEFLECTOR MECHANISM TAKES OVER. 320 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:11,005 YES, BUT THERE'S STILL TIME ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, DR. YES. 321 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:14,031 YOU SEE, I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT AT HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT. 322 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,269 HOWEVER, NAIL-TO-NAIL-COMBAT I'M NOT TOO CRAZY ABOUT. 323 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,820 Radio voice: All systems are go. 324 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,022 All systems are go. 325 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,791 Prepare to fire missile. 326 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,360 Prepare to fire missile. 327 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,761 YOU HAVE LEFT ME WITH THE KEENEST, 328 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,964 SHARPEST NAIL OF ALL. 329 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,856 I HUMBLY CALL IT THE SPOILER. 330 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,171 ALL I NEED IS SCRATCH YOU. 331 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,575 YOU SEE, THE TIP IS POISONED. 332 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,910 IT HAS BEEN A GREAT PLEASURE KNOWING YOU. 333 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,879 YES... 334 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,948 99, THE MOSQUITO! 335 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,354 YOUR CHEEK, YES. IT'S ON YOUR CHEEK. 336 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,490 Radio voice: Zero minus 10 seconds. 337 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:04,592 Repeat. Zero minus 10 seconds. 338 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:09,364 - YOU HAVE MADE ME SCRATCH MYSELF. - Nine, eight, seven, six, 339 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,700 - THE POISON... - Five, four, three 340 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:17,327 two, one, zero, blast off. 341 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,143 HE'S DEAD, 99. 342 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,512 HE TURNED OFF THE DEFLECTOR MECHANISM, MAX. 343 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,914 NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO THE MISSILE NOW. 344 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,683 YES. WELL, IT IS TRULY WRITTEN 345 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:30,985 IN THE HEAVENS BY THE BIRD OF PARADISE, 346 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:35,090 THAT HE WHO COMES TO HIS OWN END... 347 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,047 HOW DOES THAT GO, 99? 348 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,253 DON'T TELL ME IT GOES LIKE THAT. 349 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:49,693 I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME IT GOES LIKE THAT. 26090

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