All language subtitles for Get Smart S03E08 When Good Fellows Get Together.DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en.HBO

IS THAT ALL OF THEM?

YES SIR, SPINOZA AND
DR. RATTON WILL BE RIGHT IN.

SPLENDID. THANK YOU
FOR SHOWING THEM IN.

HEH, WELL, YOU HAVE TO COMPLIMENT
THEM EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

OTHERWISE THEY GET MAD
AND ASK FOR MORE MONEY.

GENTLEMEN, DR. RATTON
AND I HAVE ASKED YOU HERE

FOR A VERY VITAL REASON.

THE ONLY ORGANIZATION
THAT STANDS IN THE WAY

OF OUR TOTAL WORLD
DOMINATION IS CONTROL.

THEY HAVE ONE THING
THAT GIVES THEM AN EDGE.

DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

MAXWELL SMART, SECRET AGENT 86.

NO, GENTLEMEN.

THE ONE THING THAT GIVES
CONTROL THE UPPER HAND

IS HYMIE, THEIR ROBOT.

WE HAVE TRIED IN
EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY

TO GET HYMIE AWAY FROM
THEM, BUT WE HAVE FAILED.

OUR ONLY OTHER ALTERNATIVE
WAS TO DESTROY HIM.

BUT WE HAVE NOT HAD THE MEANS...

UNTIL NOW.

YOU LOOK VERY FAMILIAR.

HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

THAT'S POSSIBLE, BUT I
USUALLY WEAR GLASSES.

THERE. DOES THAT HELP?

NO NO,

BUT DON'T WORRY. IT
WILL COME BACK TO ME.

DR. RATTON CREATED HYMIE,

SO IT SEEMED ONLY FITTING

THAT HE SHOULD CREATE
THE MEANS TO DESTROY HYMIE.

THERE HE IS, GENTLEMEN,

THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL

AND VICIOUS ROBOT... GROPPO.

DR. RATTON, THE
CONTROL UNIT, PLEASE.

HE HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED

TO SEEK OUT AND DESTROY HYMIE.

AND NOW WITH YOUR PERMISSION:

A SMALL DEMONSTRATION
OF GROPPO'S STRENGTH.

NOW, IF TWO OF YOU GENTLEMEN

WILL PICK UP THAT STEEL BAR

AND HOLD IT IN FRONT
OF GROPPO, PLEASE.

GROPPO...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THIS STEEL
BAR WAS HYMIE, THE CONTROL ROBOT?

JUST A SAMPLE OF
WHAT GROPPO CAN DO.

NOW I AM SURE YOU ALL HAVE
QUESTIONS AND PERHAPS SUGGESTIONS.

THAT IS WHY YOU WERE INVITED.

I WANT YOU TO PUT
GROPPO THROUGH HIS PACES,

TEST HIM IN ANY WAY
YOU LIKE. YOU FIRST.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S WISE.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

WHY DO YOU THINK I SENT
FOR THESE FOUR MEN?

- HOW MANY?
- FOUR.

THESE THREE AND THOSE TWO.

- SMART. MAXWELL SMART, - SHH.

- AGENT 86!
- SHH.

THANKS A LOT, BLABBERMOUTH.

NOW EVERYONE IN THE ROOM KNOWS.

BAD MISTAKE, 86...

AND YOUR LAST.

I DON'T THINK SO. STAY
RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

I'LL TAKE THAT.
DR. RATTON OVER THERE.

GROPPO, OPEN THAT DOOR.

NOW, DESTROY THE BUILDING.

LIVE IT UP, KID.

I'M GLAD THE CHIEF
ASSIGNED ME TO THIS CASE, 86.

BETWEEN US, I'M SURE
WE CAN STOP THIS GROPPO.

GROPPO IS A NICE NAME. I'M
LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING HIM.

HYMIE, GROPPO DOESN'T WANT
TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

HE WANTS TO DESTROY
YOU. HE HATES YOU.

PEOPLE HATE. ROBOTS LOVE.

HYMIE, YOU'RE IN
DANGER, REAL DANGER.

OH, HYMIE'S PRETTY POWERFUL.

I'M SURE HE CAN
TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.

42, YOU DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND.

NEXT TO GROPPO,
HYMIE IS A TINKERTOY.

WHY JUST LOOK AT
HIM. HE'S OLD, USED UP,

WORN OUT, AND HE SQUEAKS.

NO OFFENSE, HYMIE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU LIKED ME, MAX.

BUT I DO LIKE YOU, HYMIE.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

I WANT EVERYTHING IN THE
WORLD THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

BUT I WOULDN'T CONSIDER
MYSELF A TRUE FRIEND

UNLESS I POINTED OUT YOUR
FAULTS AS WELL AS THE GOOD THINGS.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

HYMIE, MEN DON'T
KISS EACH OTHER.

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU DON'T THINK
HYMIE HAS A CHANCE AGAINST GROPPO.

42, GROPPO HAS ALL
THE LATEST INNOVATIONS.

I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT
HYMIE IS DEPRECIATED.

BUT HYMIE'S UNIQUE.

ACCORDING TO THE
LATEST CONTROL BLUE BOOK,

WE COULD TRADE HYMIE
EVEN FOR A 1956 EDSEL.

NO OFFENSE AGAIN HYMIE,
BUT YOU UNDERSTAND.

I TOLD YOU, MEN
DON'T KISS EACH OTHER.

A SIMPLE NOD WILL BE ENOUGH.

WELL, 86, WHAT DO YOU
THINK WE OUGHT TO DO?

WELL, THE FIRST
THING WE HAVE TO DO

IS GIVE HYMIE A
COMPLETE OVERHAUL.

WE HAVE TO MAKE
HIM BETTER, STRONGER,

FASTER AND SMARTER THAN GROPPO.

I'LL GET DR. HARRIS ON THE PHONE

AND TELL HIM TO GET TO
WORK ON IT RIGHT AWAY.

HYMIE, YOU'D BETTER
HOP DOWN TO THE LAB.

HYMIE!

YOU CAN WALK IF YOU WANT TO.

WE'RE GOING TO START BY
INSTALLING THE SUPER STRENGTH

EXTENSOR AND FLEXOR SPRINGS IN THE
LOWER LEGS AND WORK UP FROM THERE.

- MAX.
- WHAT IS IT, HYMIE?

- HOLD MY HAND.
- OF COURSE.

OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, HYMIE.

NOW YOU JUST RELAX. YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO FEEL A THING.

THEY GAVE YOU A SHOT IN
YOUR GEARBOX TO NUMB IT.

I KNOW.

NOW JUST LIE THERE

- AND THINK PLEASANT THOUGHTS.
- ALL RIGHT.

IT WILL BE NICE TO HAVE
GROPPO AS MY VERY OWN FRIEND.

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND.

YOU ARE, BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE...

- WELL, I'M DIFFERENT.
- DON'T BE SILLY, HYMIE,

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT.

YES. PEOPLE POINT
AT ME, STARE AT ME.

SOMETIMES THEY WON'T
WAIT ON ME IN STORES.

I GET LONELY. AND EVEN YOU...

ME? WHAT DID I DO?

WHY DON'T YOU EVER
INVITE ME TO YOUR CLUB?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE THEY
DON'T ALLOW MY KIND THERE, THAT'S WHY.

HYMIE, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WHY, I JUST NEVER INVITED
YOU TO MY CLUB BECAUSE, WELL...

WELL, I JUST NEVER THOUGHT
YOU WERE PROGRAMMED FOR GOLF.

- I COULD LEARN.
- OH, YES, WELL,

IN THAT CASE, WE'LL
GO OUT THIS WEEKEND.

- HOW ABOUT THAT?
- ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO ANYPLACE
UNLESS YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF.

- I'M JUST FINE.
- YOU'RE NOT FINE.

YOU'RE SLUGGISH. YOU'RE
RUNDOWN AND OUT OF TUNE.

YOU GO AROUND ALL
THE TIME HALF-CHARGED.

IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL,
TERRIBLE THINGS COULD HAPPEN.

- LIKE WHAT?
- WELL, YOU COULD END UP
AS A CAB IN SOUTH AMERICA.

- SCREWDRIVER.
- SCREWDRIVER.

- WRENCH.
- WRENCH.

- OIL CAN.
- OIL CAN.

YOU ARE CERTAIN ALL THE
ADJUSTMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE?

POSITIVE. HE'S BEEN
PROGRAMMED COMPLETELY

PRO-KAOS AND ANTI-CONTROL.

HE'LL ALSO CONTINUE TO
SEARCH UNTIL HE FINDS HYMIE.

HOW CAN HE FIND
HYMIE WHEN WE CANNOT?

I'VE HOMED HIM IN ON
HYMIE'S WAVELENGTH,

AND THERE ISN'T
ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG?

HE WILL NEVER WEAR OUT,
HE WILL NEVER RUN DOWN,

AND HE WILL OBEY ANYONE
WHO HOLDS THIS UNIT.

AMAZING, DR. RATTON, AMAZING.

JUST THINK... KAOS IS
THE ONLY ORGANIZATION

IN THE WORLD WITH
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON.

AND TO MAKE SURE
IT STAYS THAT WAY...

GROPPO, DESTROY DR. RATTON.

NO. NO NO, GROPPO!

NO, GROPPO, NO...

GROPPO...

SEEK OUT AND DESTROY HYMIE

LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY.

WELL, DOES IT.

NOW, LET'S STAND HIM UP.

CAREFUL.

HAS ANYBODY GOT A MIRROR?

THANK YOU.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, HYMIE?

CUTE AS EVER.

YES, WE KNOW YOU'RE CUTE, HYMIE.

BUT YOU NEVER TELL ME.

YOU'RE CUTE.

YOU SAY IT, BUT YOU
DON'T REALLY MEAN IT.

- I DO MEAN IT.
- DON'T YELL.

I'M SORRY. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

I'M ALL RIGHT.

HYMIE, TEST YOUR ARMS.

- HOW?
- MAKE A MUSCLE.

WILL YOU STOP THAT? DO
YOU WANT TO DENT YOUR HEAD?

I'M SORRY, MAX. I
COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF.

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

TRY WALKING AROUND
THE ROOM ONCE, HYMIE.

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS
THE MATTER WITH HIM?

HIS NEW SPRINGS ARE SO POWERFUL,

HIS REFLEX CIRCUIT
HASN'T ADAPTED YET.

WELL, HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

IT'S HARD TO SAY. HE'LL
HAVE TO GO INTO TRAINING.

OF COURSE, HE RESPONDS VERY
QUICKLY, SO IT SHOULDN'T TAKE VERY LONG.

I'M SORRY, DOCTOR, BUT
WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

AS SOON AS GROPPO'S
REMOTE CONTROL IS FIXED,

HE'LL BE COMING AFTER HYMIE.

I'LL HAVE TO FIND A
PLACE TO HIDE HIM.

- WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.
- WHERE?

A GHOST TOWN OUT ON HIGHWAY 81.

MAX, THAT'S A TOURIST TRAP. HUNDREDS
OF PEOPLE GO THERE EVERY WEEK.

NOT THAT ONE, DOCTOR,

THE ONE CONTROL BUILT RIGHT
ACROSS THE STREET FROM IT.

CONTROL BUILT A GHOST TOWN ACROSS
THE STREET FROM A GHOST TOWN?

YES. IN THAT WAY NO
ONE WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS

IN CASE WE NEEDED
ONE OF OUR OWN.

- OH.
- ALL RIGHT, HYMIE...

WE'LL GO OVER TO MY PLACE, PICK UP A
FEW THINGS, AND THEN WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

COME ON.

OKAY, HYMIE, PICK UP YOUR
SUITCASE AND LET'S GO. WE'RE LATE.

I DON'T KNOW IF MY SHOCK ABSORBERS
CAN STAND THIS MUCH LONGER.

DON'T WORRY, HYMIE. I'LL TEACH
YOU HOW TO USE THOSE NEW SPRINGS.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- I DON'T NOW.

COME ON, HYMIE, LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, HYMIE, WE'RE
GOING TO START OFF

BY TAKING A FEW LAPS
AROUND THE TOWN.

BUT I MUST WARN YOU BEFORE
WE START, THAT I HAPPEN TO BE

ONE OF THE GREATEST LONG-DISTANCE
RUNNERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

SO YOU'RE NOT EXPECTED
TO MAKE A GOOD SHOWING.

JUST TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME.

- I'LL TRY, MAX.
- OKAY HYMIE, LET'S GO.

ON YOUR MARK...

SET...

NOT "SIT, HYMIE, "SET."

SORRY, MAX.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. ON
YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO.

COME ON, HYMIE, RUN!

LET'S GO, HYMIE.

NOW YOU'RE ROLLING,
HYMIE. COME ON, RUN!

COME ON, HYMIE, RUN!

- TIME.
- 9:37 EXACTLY.

I KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, HYMIE.

WILL YOU STOP ALREADY?

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, HYMIE?

YOU'VE BEEN MOPING
AROUND ALL DAY.

- I'M ALL RIGHT.
- SURE, YOU'RE
MECHANICALLY PERFECT.

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG UP
HERE IN THE OLD GEARBOX. WHAT IS IT?

I'M LONESOME.

LONESOME?

WHO ARE YOU LONESOME FOR?

FOR MY FRIENDS AT THE OFFICE.

- WHAT FRIENDS?
- SHIRLEY THE INTERCOM,

SID THE COFFEE MACHINE,

TRUDY THE NOISELESS TYPEWRITER,

REX THE ELEVATOR...

I'M SURE YOUR FRIENDS
WILL UNDERSTAND

THAT THIS IS A VERY
IMPORTANT MISSION.

IF YOU DON'T SNAP OUT OF IT

GROPPO IS GOING TO MAKE
SCRAP IRON OUT OF YOU.

NOT IF I REASON WITH HIM.

HE'S PROBABLY JUST
AS LONESOME AS I AM.

HYMIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

A WHILE AGO I HAPPENED UPON
SOME BUTTERCUPS IN A NEARBY FIELD.

I THOUGHT I'D PICK UP A FEW
TO BRIGHTEN UP THE CABIN.

BUTTERCUPS?

OTHER THAN THIS
AVERSION TO VIOLENCE,

HYMIE IS FUNCTIONING WELL?

WELL, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL,

HE'S A STRONG AND
AS FAST AS GROPPO.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO ABOUT HIS MENTAL ATTITUDE.

I DO.

WHAT IS IT, HARRIS?

SEVERAL OF HYMIE'S EMOTIONAL
ELEMENTS HAVE CROSS-FUSED,

CAUSING ALL EVIL IMPULSES
TO BE TOTALLY REJECTED.

HYMIE IS PERMANENTLY
PROGRAMMED FOR GOOD AND NICE.

WELL, WE CAN TAKE
CARE OF THAT VERY EASILY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
PROGRAM HIM TO BE MEAN

AND THEN CHANGE HIM
BACK AGAIN AFTERWARDS.

IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE
TO CHANGE HIM BACK.

HYMIE WOULD BE MEAN
THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

- WELL, WE CAN'T
DO THAT TO HYMIE.
- WE HAVE TO.

THE FUTURE OF THE
WHOLE WORLD IS AT STAKE.

WE'VE GOT TO CONVERT HIM
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
TO BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM.

OF COURSE, 86.

- WHEN?
- TOMORROW,
RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST.

IT'S NOT THE KIND OF THING

YOU TELL A FELLOW ON
AN EMPTY CRANKCASE.

HELLO?

SORRY ABOUT THAT, HARRIS.

HELLO. OH, HI, 13.

WHERE? SO CLOSE?

OKAY, WE'LL KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR HIM.

THAT WAS AGENT 13. HE SAYS
THAT GROPPO WAS SPOTTED

OUT ON THE HIGHWAY,
HEADED IN THIS DIRECTION.

ACCORDING TO THE
WAY HE WAS TRAVELING

HE SHOULD BE HERE BY MORNING.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, MAX.

YES, I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
WE'VE GOT TO REPROGRAM HYMIE.

- RIGHT.
- YOU STAY HERE. I'LL GO
IN AND PREPARE HIM.

HYMIE, GET UP. I
HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

HARRIS, 42, COME HERE.

LISTEN TO THIS...

"SORRY TO LEAVE LIKE
THIS, BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE
TO BE MEAN AND EVIL

AND WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE GOOD AND NICE.

I'VE DECIDED NICE IS NICER.

LOVE, HYMIE."

- HE'S RUN OUT.
- NOT ONLY THAT...

HE BURNED HIS CONTROL CARD.

WELL, I GUESS THAT
MEANS WE'VE HAD IT.

NO, IT DOES NOT.

NOT YET, WE HAVEN'T.

HYMIE WAS PUSHED INTO THIS BY
THE FORCES OF GREED AND EVIL.

IT'S UP TO US TO STAY HERE
AND SEE THAT THOSE FORCES

ARE WIPED OFF THE FACE
OF THE EARTH FOREVER.

I WILL FIGHT GROPPO.

- YOU CAN'T.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

HOW ABOUT YOU, HARRIS? YOU
LOOK IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.

42?

WELL, I GUESS IT'S ME AGAIN.

86, YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN.

I KNOW THAT, 42.

I'M ALSO FEARLESS,
CUNNING, RESOURCEFUL,

AND HAVE THE BIGGEST
MOUTH IN THE WORLD.

HARRIS, HAVE YOU GOT
MY BOOTS READY YET?

HERE THEY ARE, MAX.

YOUR BOOTS ARE NOW
OUTFITTED WITH NUCLEAR-POWERED

.45 CALIBER BULLETS,
READY TO GO.

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO TEST THE RECOIL,
SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU FIRE THEM.

AND THESE CUFFLINKS
ARE POWERFUL GRENADES.

IT'S SUNUP. GROPPO SHOULD
BE HERE AT ANY MINUTE.

YES, AND WHEN HE GETS
HERE, I WANT YOU TWO

TO GET OUT OF SIGHT
AND KEEP OUT OF SIGHT.

IT'S REMARKABLE HOW YOU CAN
TAKE TIME TO THINK OF OUR SAFETY,

EVEN WHEN YOUR
OWN LIFE IS AT STAKE.

YES, I KNOW, 42. BESIDES,

GROPPO MIGHT GET MAD IF HE
THINKS WE'RE GANGING UP ON HIM.

ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU
ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE
GROPPO MIGHT BE HIDING,

SO THE MINUTE ANYBODY
SEES HIM, JUST SING OUT.

OKAY, LET'S GO.

I FOUND HIM.

OKAY, GROPPO, THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON,

OPERATING WITHOUT
A ROBOT'S LICENSE...

AND PUSHING.

HOLD IT, 42. I'LL USE
MY CUFFLINK GRENADES.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I
HATE, IT'S A SHOWOFF.

HOLD IT, GROPPO.

DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

THESE MAY LOOK LIKE BOOTS

BUT ACTUALLY THEY'RE
DEADLY WEAPONS.

GIVE HIM BOTH BARRELS, MAX.

GOT ANY OTHER IDEAS, HARRIS?

- HERE, TRY THIS.
- A SLINGSHOT?

IT WORKED ONCE FOR DAVID.

I HOPE GROPPO
REMEMBERS THE STORY.

FORGET IT.

HYMIE.

GROPPO.

HI. THE LAST TIME WE MET,

I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I'M HYMIE.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT
DOWN AND COOL YOUR TUBES?

HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS
OF KEROSENE AND OIL?

A QUICK CHARGE?

OKAY, YOU THINK
OF SOMETHING THEN.

PERHAPS WE HAVE
SOME MUTUAL FRIENDS...

ETHEL THE P.B.X. BOARD?

FRANCES THE COFFEE MACHINE?

BRUCE THE ELEVATOR?

OKAY, TOUGH GUY. LET'S
SEE YOU GET OUT OF THIS ONE.

HEY!

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

NICE IS NICE, BUT
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

WELL, HYMIE, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE END OF GROPPO.

MAX, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HYMIE.

WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR
MIND? WHAT MADE YOU COME BACK?

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I WAS
SURE I COULD REASON WITH GROPPO,

MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND,
BE HIS FRIEND.

BUT, WHEN HE STARTED TO HURT
YOU, THE OIL RUSHED TO MY HEAD.

I'M SORRY IT HAD
TO END THIS WAY.

AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, HYMIE.

GROPPO WAS EVIL.

ONE GOOD THING
CAME OUT OF IT, MAX.

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY FRIEND
NOW. YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME.

WELL, OF COURSE, I
CARE ABOUT YOU, HYMIE.

YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

PLEASE, MAX. A SIMPLE
NOD WILL BE ENOUGH.