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- READY, CHIEF?
- READY, MAX.
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OKAY... START.
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WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS GOOD TO
GET TO RELAX AGAIN, ISN'T IT, CHIEF?
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IT CERTAINLY IS. IT'S A
LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE
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WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY TROUBLE
FROM KAOS IN ALMOST A WEEK NOW.
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YES, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY
HAVE FINALLY COME TO REALIZE
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THAT MAXWELL SMART
IS TOO MUCH FOR THEM,
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THAT HE'S ALWAYS ONE
STEP AHEAD OF THEM,
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THAT HE ALWAYS
HAS THE UPPER HAND.
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- I WIN.
- NO, YOU DON'T, CHIEF.
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MY KNUCKLES AREN'T
TOUCHING THE DESK, RIGHT, 99?
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LET'S SEE IF I CAN STICK
A PIECE OF PAPER UNDER.
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WOULD YOU EASE UP A LITTLE, CHIEF, SO
SHE CAN GET THE PAPER UNDER THERE?
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I WIN. WANNA TRY AGAIN?
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- YOU TRICKED ME.
- I DID NOT TRICK YOU.
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I OUTWITTED YOU, THE SAME WAY
THAT I'VE ALWAYS OUTWITTED KAOS.
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THAT'S WHY THEY'VE
CLOSED SHOP AND GIVEN UP.
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PROFESSOR VON GUNTHER,
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I WANT THE SONIC BOOM MACHINE
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TO ZERO IN EXACTLY ON THE
CHIEF OF CONTROL'S OFFICE.
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I HAVE IT NOW. IT
IS RIGHT ON TARGET.
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I SHALL HAVE THE PLEASURE
OF PRESSING THE FIRING BUTTON.
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR
THE SOUND WAVE TO HIT CONTROL?
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SOUND TRAVELS AT APPROXIMATELY
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1,100 FEET PER SECOND.
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CONTROL HEADQUARTERS
IS 10 MILES FROM HERE.
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SO IT SHOULD BE THERE BY NOW.
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WELL, CHIEF, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO SLAM MY HAND DOWN SO HARD.
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CHIEF! MAX!
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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WHAT DO YOU... WHAT
DO YOU SUPPOSE IT WAS...
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AN EARTHQUAKE OR A BOMB?
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MAYBE IT WAS A SONIC BOOM.
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A SONIC BOOM? 99, WE ARE
10 STORIES UNDERGROUND!
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OH, MAX.
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WELL, THAT'S OUR AIR
FORCE FOR YOU, CHIEF.
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THEY'LL GET YOU NO
MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.
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HELLO, FORMER CONTROL
HEADQUARTERS, MAXWELL SMART SPEAKING.
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THIS IS KAOS CALLING.
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HAVE YOUR CONTROL PERSONNEL
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TUNE INTO OUR
TELEVISION BROADCAST
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AT EXACTLY 12:00 NOON TOMORROW.
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WE DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM KAOS.
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WOULD YOU PREFER A
SLIGHTLY STRONGER SAMPLE
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OF THE BLAST YOU'VE
JUST EXPERIENCED?
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WHAT CHANNEL?
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Man on TV: The
NCS network presents
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the following
program in living color.
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HI THERE. DON'T BE
DISTURBED, AMERICA.
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WE ARE TAKING OVER ALL
TELEVISION COMMUNICATIONS.
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Now your set will
black out for a brief time
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WHILE WE DELIVER AN
IMPORTANT PERSONAL MESSAGE.
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WHAT HAPPENED, CHIEF? IT WAS
JUST BEGINNING TO GET EXCITING.
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QUIET MAX, IT'S FOR US.
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
MEMBERS OF CONTROL.
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YESTERDAY WE GAVE
YOU A LITTLE TASTE
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OF THE DESTRUCTIVE POTENTIAL
OF OUR SONIC BOOM MACHINE.
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USED FULL-STRENGTH,
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it can totally destroy any city.
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IF KAOS IS NOT PAID
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$50 MILLION WITHIN 48 HOURS,
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WE WILL DESTROY NEW YORK CITY.
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Remember, gentlemen, 48 hours.
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WE NOW RETURN YOU TO
THE PROGRAM IN PROGRESS.
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR, CHIEF?
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THAT WAS A JOHN WAYNE MOVIE.
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MAX, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
WE HAVE EXACTLY 48 HOURS
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TO LOCATE AND DESTROY
THAT SONIC BOOM MACHINE.
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48 HOURS... THAT'S
NOT MUCH TIME.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT
MUCH TIME? 48 HOURS IS PLENTY OF TIME.
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REMEMBER THE CALASSINO CASE? WE
CRACKED THAT CASE IN ONLY THREE DAYS.
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- MAX THREE DAYS
IS 72 HOURS.
- OH.
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- WE ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS.
- 48 HOURS... GEE,
THAT ISN'T MUCH TIME.
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MAX, ACCORDING TO THE
LAB, THAT SONIC BOOM
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ORIGINATED IN THIS CITY. NOW
WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE THAT MACHINE.
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I WANT WASHINGTON COVERED
FROM "A" STREET TO "Z" STREET.
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MAX, WHY DID WE STOP?
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- CHIEF IS TRYING TO CONTACT
US ON THE RADIO.
- OH.
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- HELLO, MAX?
- HERE, CHIEF.
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WE'VE LOCATED A PRIME SUSPECT
AND HE'S SOMEWHERE IN YOUR AREA.
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YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY
OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL
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Now you drive to
coordinate 16-B.
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GO 3 1/4 MILES TO
COORDINATE 23-P.
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PROCEED CROSSROADS TO ALPHA.
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Now turn left, proceed one
mile to the Royal Rest trailer park.
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YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE
CONTACT WITH THE SUSPECT THERE.
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- YOU GOT THAT?
- NOT ALL OF IT, CHIEF.
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- WHAT PART DIDN'T YOU GET?
- THE PART AFTER "LISTEN
TO THIS."
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHIEF. I
HAVE IT. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
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WE'RE ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE, 99.
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HE'S JUST GETTING
HIS CAR WASHED.
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MAX, DIDN'T YOU NOTICE
ANYTHING UNUSUAL?
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- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
- BUT HE DIDN'T GET OUT
OF HIS CAR.
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WAIT A MINUTE, 99. I DID
NOTICE SOMETHING UNUSUAL.
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- WHAT MAX?
- HE DIDN'T GET OUT
OF HIS CAR.
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- WE'D BETTER FOLLOW HIM IN.
- RIGHT, MAX.
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QUICK, 99, ROLL YOUR WINDOW UP.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAX?
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I'M TRYING TO KEEP MY EYE ON
THAT KAOS AGENT, BUT IT'S NOT EASY.
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HE'S GONE, 99. HE'S GONE.
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MAX, HE WAS RIGHT
IN FRONT OF US.
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WELL, HE'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.
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HERE IS THE SCRIPT FOR
YOUR NEXT KAOS THREAT.
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THANK YOU. I'LL GIVE
IT EVERYTHING I'VE GOT.
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WHERE COULD HE HAVE GONE, MAX?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.
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- OH BOY, WHAT LUCK.
- DO YOU SEE HIM?
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NO, BUT I JUST REALIZED I'M
WEARING MY WASH-AND-WEAR SUIT.
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WHAT'S THAT, MAX?
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OH, IT'S PROBABLY
NOTHING. MAYBE A DRYER.
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NO NO, GAUCHO.
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I DON'T WANT MR. SMART
AND HIS FRIEND DEAD, NOT YET.
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WHY NOT?
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I'M WORRIED.
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IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THEY MAY HAVE
CONTACTED THEIR HEADQUARTERS
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AND TOLD THEM THEY
WERE FOLLOWING ME.
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CONTROL MAY HAVE A GENERAL IDEA
OF WHERE OUR SONIC BOOM MACHINE IS.
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WHAT CAN YOU DO? IT
IS TOO HEAVY TO MOVE.
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GAUCHO,
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BEFORE I WENT TO
WORK FOR KAOS...
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I WAS AN ACTOR.
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I'M GOING TO MAKE
MR. SMART BELIEVE
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OUR SONIC BOOM MACHINE
IS IN SOUTH AMERICA.
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BEFORE I'M THROUGH, HE WILL
CALL HIS CHIEF AND TELL HIM THAT.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M JUST A SIMPLE KILLER.
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COME ON, JUST DO AS YOU'RE
TOLD. GET THE ILLUSION ROOM READY.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAX?
- I'M TRYING TO GET
MY FOOT LOSE.
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I FIGURE IF I CAN GET MY
SHOE PHONE UP HIGH ENOUGH,
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MAYBE YOU CAN DIAL
IT WITH YOUR NOSE.
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I'M AFRAID IT'S NO USE, MAX.
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- I MUST BE GETTING OLD, 99.
- WHY YOU SAY THAT?
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TO FALL FOR THAT OLD
HIDEOUT-UNDER-THE-CAR-WASH TRICK.
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DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.
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YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS LESS
THAN 24 HOURS TO PAY THE MONEY...
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$50 MILLION.
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PLUS $1.50.
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$1.50?
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DON'T FORGET THE CAR
WASH. THEY HAD WHITE WALLS.
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AREN'T YOU OVERLOOKING THE
FACT THAT OTHER CONTROL AGENTS
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MAY FIND THIS PLACE BEFORE
YOU USE THE SONIC BOOM MACHINE?
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NOT AT ALL, MY DEAR, WE ARE
QUITE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT.
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THAT'S WHY WE ARE IN
THE PROCESS OF MOVING IT
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A LONG LONG WAY FROM HERE.
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YOUR UNEXPECTED VISIT
FORCES US TO TAKE YOU WITH US.
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WHEN CONTROL LEARNS
THAT YOU ARE OUR PRISONERS
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IT WILL MAKE OUR BARGAINING
POSITION EVEN MORE ADVANTAGEOUS.
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HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT. WE'RE
TWO OF CONTROL'S TOP AGENTS.
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MAX!
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SINCE WE'LL BE TRAVELING
ON A COMMERCIAL JET,
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A CONVENTIONAL BLINDFOLD
WILL DRAW UNDUE ATTENTION.
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YOU THEREFORE WILL BE DISGUISED
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AS A YOUNG COUPLE RECOVERING
FROM AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT...
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WITH SERIOUS ARM
AND HEAD INJURIES.
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YES, WELL, THAT'S ALL
VERY WELL AND GOOD,
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EXCEPT WE DON'T
HAVE ANY INJURIES.
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YOU DO NOW.
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MAX, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHERE THEY ARE TAKING US.
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- KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING
YOU HEAR, FEEL AND SMELL.
- CHECK.
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ALL RIGHT. UP THE STAIRS.
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I SMELL TROUBLE.
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- I FEEL IT.
- MOVE IT.
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STEP.
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STEP STEP STEP, STOP.
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STEP STEP STEP.
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LISTEN, WHEN YOU GET ALL THAT
MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT
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I SUGGEST YOU BUY AN ELEVATOR.
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STEP DOWN.
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STEP STEP STEP.
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STEP STEP STEP.
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STEP. INTO THE CAR.
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DUCK.
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DUCK. STEP.
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INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. HURRY.
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AND NO TRICKS, PLEASE.
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I'LL BE FOLLOWING YOU IN MY CAR.
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WHOSEVER DRIVING THIS CAR OUGHT
TO HAVE HIS LICENSE TAKEN AWAY.
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LISTEN TO THAT GUY.
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BACK OFF THE HORN, DUMMY!
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MAYBE THEY'RE NOT
TAKING US TO THE AIRPORT.
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WELL, WE'LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH.
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THERE'S A PERFUME FACTORY
ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
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- WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO SMELL IT.
- THAT'S RIGHT!
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- MAX, I SMELL IT NOW.
- ME TOO.
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NOW ACCORDING
TO MY CALCULATIONS,
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WE SHOULD BE COMING TO
SOME CONSTRUCTION VERY SOON.
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WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE A
DETOUR ON A VERY BUMPY ROAD.
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MAX, YOU'RE AMAZING!
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NOT REALLY, 99. ANY
SUPERIOR PERSON COULD DO IT.
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WE SHOULD BE GETTING BACK
ON THE HIGHWAY NOW VERY SOON.
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BUT IT RAINED YESTERDAY
AND THERE'S A DEPRESSION
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THAT USUALLY FILLS
WITH WATER AROUND HERE.
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- YOU SHOULD HAVE ROLLED UP
YOUR WINDOWS, 99.
- SORRY, MAX.
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WE SHOULD BE TURNING
INTO THE AIRPORT NOW.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT.
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THE PLANE IS LOADING
ALREADY. WE'LL HAVE TO HURRY.
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Man's voice: Flight
303 for London,
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passengers now
loading, gate three.
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WELL, YOU COULD HAVE PARKED
A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE AIRPORT.
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ON THE RAMP.
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INTO THE PLANE.
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WELCOME ABOARD. YOU
ARE THE INJURED COUPLE.
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WELL, IF THERE IS ANYTHING
I CAN DO, PLEASE CALL.
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RIGHT, WE'LL CALL
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IF WE NEED HELP!
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OF COURSE WE DON'T
NEED ANY RIGHT NOW.
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THESE THREE SEATS ARE OURS.
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THREE SEATS, EH? TOURIST.
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AND I THOUGHT KAOS HAD CLASS.
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YOU CAN HAVE THE
WINDOW SEAT, 99.
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OH, THANK YOU, MAX.
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Woman's voice:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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WELCOME ABOARD FLIGHT 223.
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WE WILL BE TAKING
OFF MOMENTARILY.
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OUR CRUISING SPEED
WILL BE 600 MILES PER HOUR
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AND WE WILL BE
FLYING AT AN ALTITUDE
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of 35,000 feet.
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OH.
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DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE
AFRAID TO FLY, MR. SMART.
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00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,346
NO, IT'S JUST
THAT I GET AIRSICK.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,231
WILL YOU PLEASE OBSERVE
THE NO-SMOKING SIGNS?
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WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT UP, 99.
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00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,300
IT'S A JET, MAX.
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00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,354
OH, MAX, THIS IS HOPELESS.
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00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,889
HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA LET
THE CHIEF KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
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00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,992
I DON'T KNOW, 99, BUT I'M
GONNA FIND OUT ONE THING.
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00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,949
STEWARDESS.
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00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,966
YES, SIR?
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00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,902
IS THIS A MOVIE FLIGHT?
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00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,937
ALL RIGHT, MR. SMART.
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00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,273
NO MORE TALKING TILL
THE END OF THE FLIGHT,
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OR ELSE.
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00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:17,179
WELL, I GUESS WE'D
BETTER GET SOME SLEEP, 99.
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00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,036
PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER.
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00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:32,127
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE HAVE JUST ARRIVED
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AT EZEIZA AIRPORT. WE TRUST
YOU HAVE HAD A PLEASANT TRIP
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and will fly with us again soon.
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00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,203
EZEIZA AIRPORT?
WHERE ARE WE, MAX?
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00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,506
SIMPLE, 99. YOU HEARD
HER SAY IT... EZEIZA AIRPORT.
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00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,564
- WHERE IS THAT?
- MUST BE RIGHT OUTSIDE
OF EZEIZA.
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00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,634
GOOD THINKING, MAX.
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00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,521
NOW THAT TRIP WASN'T
ALL THAT BAD, WAS IT?
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00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,023
YES, BUT IF YOU
DON'T MIND, NEXT TIME
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00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,493
I'D LIKE TO CONTACT MY
FRIENDLY TRAVEL AGENT.
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00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:08,185
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE HAVE TO
UNLOAD THE SONIC BOOM MACHINE.
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00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,470
MAX, WE'VE GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHERE WE ARE AND LET THE CHIEF KNOW.
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00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,672
RIGHT, 99. NOW LET'S SEE...
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00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,674
WE FLEW FOR 10 HOURS
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AT ABOUT A SPEED
OF 600 MILES AN HOUR.
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00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,046
LET'S SEE, THAT
WOULD BE SIX TIMES 10,
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00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,816
- CARRY THE SIX, WOULD BE...
- 6,000.
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00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,986
99, IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP INTERRUPTING
ME, I'LL NEVER FIGURE THIS OUT.
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00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,455
- SORRY, MAX.
- LET'S SEE,
SIX TIMES 10...
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00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,690
6,000 MILES.
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00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,892
- RIGHT, MAX.
- NOW, ACCORDING TO THE HEAT,
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00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:41,763
WE MUST HAVE FLOWN SOUTH,
UNLESS WE FLEW NORTH ON A HOT DAY.
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00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,999
MAX, I JUST
REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
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00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,635
EZEIZA AIRPORT, IS RIGHT
OUTSIDE OF BUENOS AIRES.
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00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,870
YES, OF COURSE,
IT ALL FITS IN...
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00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,973
EZEIZA AIRPORT, THE
HEAT, THE LONG TRIP.
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00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,710
THE MAN NAMED GAUCHO. 99,
THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU,
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00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,947
BUT I THINK WE ARE
IN BUENOS AIRES.
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00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,284
- You did it, Max!
- Well, after all, 99,
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00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,953
just how long do they think
they can fool Maxwell Smart?
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00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,589
THE PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY.
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00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,359
SMART WILL CALL HIS
CHIEF ON HIS SHOE PHONE,
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00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,395
AND WHILE CONTROL IS
SEARCHING ARGENTINA,
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00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,664
NO ONE WILL THINK
TO LOOK FOR US HERE.
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00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,499
HELLO, CHIEF. IT'S ME, MAX.
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00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,169
MAX, WHERE ARE YOU? I THOUGHT
YOU AND 99 WERE GONERS.
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00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,372
NO, CHIEF, WE ARE ALIVE
AND LIVING IN ARGENTINA.
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00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,307
ARGENTINA? ARE YOU SURE?
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00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,865
ARE YOU KIDDING, CHIEF? HAVE I
EVER STEERED YOU WRONG YET?
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00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,313
MAY I SPEAK TO 99, PLEASE?
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00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,715
YES, CHIEF?
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00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,151
99, ARE YOU REALLY IN ARGENTINA?
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00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,654
YES, CHIEF. WE'RE
SOMEWHERE IN BUENOS AIRES.
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00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,856
THEY'VE MOVED THE
SONIC BOOM MACHINE HERE.
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00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,757
All right, 99. Hold out
as long as you can.
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00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,160
WE'LL MOBILIZE EVERY
FORCE AT OUR COMMAND.
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00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,195
Right, Chief.
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00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,631
THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.
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00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,655
GET ME THE STRATEGIC
AIR COMMAND.
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00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,974
HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT?
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00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,478
I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE A LITTLE APOLOGY TO...
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00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,580
ARGENTINA.
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00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,538
99, THERE GOTTA BE
A WAY OUT OF HERE.
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00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,377
MAX, WHAT'S BEHIND
THOSE COBWEBS?
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00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,794
PROBABLY JUST SOME MORE COBWEBS.
290
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,263
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A
ROUND METALLIC OBJECT.
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00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,198
YOU'RE RIGHT, 99.
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00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,233
IT IS A ROUND METALLIC OBJECT.
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00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,857
WE'D BETTER TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
294
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,470
BE CAREFUL, MAX.
295
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,314
WELL, 99, ALL I HAVE TO DO
NOW IS FIND SOME ARGENTINEAN
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00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,349
WHO UNDERSTANDS MY
HIGH-SCHOOL SPANISH.
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00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,352
POR FAVOR... POR FAVOR...
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00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:21,189
EL POLICIO... YO SOY AMERICANO.
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00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,525
SORRY, FELLOW,
DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.
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00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,327
BOY, YOU'RE IN THE
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD.
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00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,230
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? I
GOTTA PICK THE ONLY GUY
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00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,165
IN ARGENTINA THAT
DOESN'T SPEAK SPANISH.
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00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,501
99, THERE'S SOMETHING VERY
STRANGE GOING ON AROUND HERE.
304
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,337
MAX, LOOK AT THAT SIGN!
305
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:39,241
"CAR WASH." WHAT DOES
"CAR WASH" MEAN IN SPANISH?
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00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:42,010
IT MEANS "THE CAR WASH." IT
MEANS WE ARE STILL IN WASHINGTON.
307
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,512
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
308
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,780
AND WE ALMOST FELL FOR IT.
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00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,583
QUICK, MAX, THERE
IS ONLY 10 MINUTES
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00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,651
UNTIL THEIR SONIC BOOM
MACHINE DESTROYS NEW YORK.
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00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,020
99, YOU GO AND CALL THE
CHIEF. I'M GOING BACK IN THERE.
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00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,689
MAX, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU DON'T
EVEN HAVE A GUN! YOU'LL BE KILLED.
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00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,992
THIS IS NO TIME TO
WORRY ME, 99. GET GOING.
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00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,682
RIGHT, MAX.
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00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,527
- RESET THE DIALS.
- BUT...
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00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,862
RESET THE DIALS!
317
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,931
MY PERFECT REVENGE.
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00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,701
YEARS AGO, HOLLYWOOD
TURNED ME DOWN.
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00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,238
AND NOW THE WHOLE TOWN
320
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,241
WIPED OUT IN ONE BIG DISSOLVE.
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00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,943
THE WARNING SIGNAL.
322
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,811
- SOMEONE IS COMING.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.
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00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,381
RESET THE DIALS.
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00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,383
ALL RIGHT.
325
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,741
FADE OUT HOLLYWOOD.
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00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,091
ALL RIGHT, GET
AWAY FROM THAT DIAL.
327
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,881
SET THE DIAL.
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00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,386
ALL RIGHT, DROP
IT. GET OVER THERE.
329
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,669
NOW GET YOUR HANDS UP. UP!
330
00:23:58,303 --> 00:23:59,481
HELLO, CHIEF?
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00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,583
MAX, I JUST GOT WORD FROM 99.
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00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,085
DID YOU GET TO
THE MACHINE IN TIME?
333
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,788
- OF COURSE I DID.
- GOOD WORK, MAX.
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00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,522
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
335
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,080
THAT ONE OF THESE BUTTONS
COULD BLOW UP A WHOLE CITY.
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00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,662
MAX!
337
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,965
CHIEF, DON'T TELL ME THAT
WAS THE BUTTON TO THE OFFICE.
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00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,468
MAX, YOU PRESSED THE
BUTTON TO THE OFFICE!
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00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:22,259
I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT.
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