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That's the end of the story.

Till now.

Well, you're very creative.

Makes me want to fuck you even more.

That's why I'm here, Senator.

To fuck you.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

mm -hmm

Fuck you.

You see, Senator, there's more to the story.

I came for you.

You can't touch me.

Alex.

Oh, my God.

What have you done?

Goodbye Senator.

We're doing a double.

Listen, asshole.

No more downloading that Asian porn at work, you hear me?

Next time just call me and we can go trolling Fifth Avenue for a Filipino.

Why are you just standing there?

I see.

You just want to stand there and watch?

Okay.

Then I want some anal sex.

You know, Larry, you look kind of creepy just standing there like that.

All right.

It's fucking Halloween.

Okay.

It's giving me an idea.

Ready?

Yes.

Like this?

All right.

All right.

Give me your cock. Fuck you fucking monster.

Alright Larry.

You fucking bitch. You ready?

Chugging the fucking cup.

I'll have to get rid of him.

Yeah.

Yeah, oh You're so fucking creepy Larry.

Oh, you're so cute when you're being creepy like that

See you, baby, yeah.

monster dick right in my ass, you fucking psychopath.

Oh, fuck. Ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, see, Larry, that's what you get when you don't fuck me for two days.

Ass gets so fucking tight.

Fucking oh Oh

Oh, yeah, just like that

That'd be one set of butt -huggers, please.

Yeah, is it really necessary? Or can we all just... Fuck.

Game on.

Oh my god, do you have a rat?

That was not a rat.

Ghost?

I don't think so.

Giant monster with, uh, deadly penis and flesh -eating jizz?

That's not a ghost. No!

Uh, horror movie mistake number seven, you don't go walking into a fucking

basement after loud crap.

Okay, true, but we haven't had sex yet.

So? Doesn't mean there's not a fucking monster in there with a deadly dick and

flesh -eating cum.

Look, when a guy and a girl have gratuitous sex after having just met the

day, they kill.

So we haven't had sex yet.

Exactly. So as long as we figure out what that noise is before we have sex,

we're going to be okay. We're not going to be on the list.

You're saying it's okay for the reason?

Bingo. Come on, let's go check it out. I mean, basically at this point, we're...

Bye.

Fuck, dude.

What happened to you?

Hey man, this is a three -way, not a four -way.

Holy shit, look at that thing.

We could make it a four -way. I don't think that's such a good idea.

Dude, when's the last time you got laid?

That's rude.

Look, he's got massive sperm buildup.

Donnie! So sexy.

You stole $40 ,000 from me. What were you thinking?

Now you owe me your life.

Don't worry, Mary.

You can pay me back every week for the rest of your life.

It's not too late to take it back.

It's not too late to take it back.

Just a minute!

I didn't order anything.

I know.

I just figured you must be hungry.

I'm sorry to disturb you.

You know, like I said, I just figured you might be hungry.

And the closest food is miles away.

Well, that's very kind of you.

Listen, you can eat my study if you'd like.

You'd probably be more comfortable there.

All right, that would be fine.

Just let yourself into the office.

Just give me a moment to put my clothes on. I'll be right over.

That would be great.

Mother, you mustn't speak to me that way.

Fuck you, you little shit.

I will not have... this abomination in my home what the is it

what do you mean mother these panties it's disgusting where did you

get these leave my panties alone mother stop now you stop right there

mister i will not have this filth in my home mother what the

is this these little things don't have

No.

No. You tell me this is a joke, Norman.

I want you to tell me that these are not crotchless motherfucking panties,

Norman.

Can't lie to you, Mother.

Get out of my house.

Get the...

I brought it into my house.

Now get the fuck out of here.

Go have your little dinner date with that tramp down in number two.

Get the fuck...

Thank you for coming.

Dinner's over there.

Sorry it's so simple. Just peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

That's pretty much all I eat.

Are you sure this is a wise idea?

I overheard your mother.

No. Mother's fine.

She just gets jealous.

I don't want to impose.

Please, sit.

Thank you.

I don't get to entertain that often.

Actually, never.

Well, you seem so lonely.

I like being out here alone.

It gives me a chance to think.

Of course.

I noticed your birds.

It's my hobby.

It's called taxidermy.

Oh.

I like stuffing dead things.

Really? Why birds?

No, not just birds.

Mostly birds.

I like stuffing birds.

Oh. I collected dolls as a child.

Excuse me?

I noticed your doll.

She's not a doll.

She's real.

Her name's Jezebel.

She was our old family maid.

You stuffed her like you stuffed your birds?

Uh -huh.

That's so fucking hot.

Excuse me?

Nothing.

I need to know.

I was just thinking aloud, is all.

Please tell me.

Nothing to tell.

I have dead people in this room.

Does that frighten you?

No. You're running from something, aren't you?

I know your secret.

No, no.

I know your dirty little secret.

I beg you, please stop.

Shall I tell you what it is?

Please, I can't breathe.

You. I beg you. Are.

No. A very naughty girl.

You love stuffed people.

Oh, I can't take it anymore.

I want your pumps and your brooch.

God, take me now, Norman.

Not so fast.

Don't worry about clothes right now.

crawling slowly.

Hmm.

It's fucking good.

Norman? Norman?

It's okay.

Of course, darling.

Somebody's happy to see me.

No I'm in.

Blah, blah, blah.

Ah, Norman.

Adam's behind your back.

Leave your panties around your knees.

I love watching it.

Oh, yeah. I'm in just like that.

Oh, that looks so...

Good, Norman.

I really love this man.

Why?

Yes, Norman.

Yes,

Norman. Take me.

Take me, Norman.

That's right.

That's good.

Yeah,

I want to watch.

Jerk your penis, Norman.

I want to see you.

Good morning, little bird.

Mwah!

Oh.

Not dirty anymore?

Is Eva still gone?

Yes,

she's not come back.

Then it's safe?

But ma 'am, you should... Sheriff, I just need you to protect me.

You sure are beautiful.

His face right in the mouth.

Let this come off over me.

Just like that.

Just as I see.

The evil is back.

It looks like they're all here.

Any hot prospects?

I can't understand a word you're saying.

Any hot prospects?

They all are. Let's schedule an orgy.

Okay.

Only, and I do mean only, if there's math.

Tilt these feet and some anal sex.

I think I have the anal sex under control.

Thank you.

You better thank me. Thank you, mama.

Tell me how much you like my fucking ass.

Hold your

fucking breath.

You want more?

Yeah? Lick my fucking boots, you bad boy.

You fucking moron.

You little fucking pervert.

Easy.

I didn't tell you to lick it yet.

Take it nice and slow.

Lick it from back to front, just like that. Yeah, nice and slow.

Yeah.

Yeah. Shut the fuck up and stick your face in there.

Take my panties off of me.

Take them off nice and slowly.

I didn't tell you to bite them. I told you to take them off nice and slowly.

Nice and slowly.

That's a good boy.

Good boy.

Mm -hmm.

Hey.

You're a bang mama, aren't you?

Uh -huh. Mm -hmm.

Yes, you are.

Yeah, take me in your mouth like that and smell my fucking asshole.

Yeah, smell my fucking ass.

Yeah.

Mm. Now you get to smell and taste me all at once, don't you?

Yeah, you fat boy.

Spit them out.

Mm -hmm.

I love when you

spit on me, baby.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Just like that.

Yeah, like from front to back.

Mm -hmm. Yeah, you bet, boy.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, that tongue's running so good.

Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Smell your fucking face in that ass.

Smell your fucking face.

Shove that dick fucking faster.

Yeah, just like that.

Here, good little.

Aren't you?

Aren't you?

I'm talking to you. You listen to me when I talk to you. I can barely

Yeah, you can barely breathe. And I want you to fucking breathe.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Take a deep breath. Take a deep fucking breath.

Like that.

Easy,

not so fucking hard!

You know, I like to think hard when I have a dick in me.

And right now your dick's on me, so I'm going to do it.

Just like that. Now you can

stick your finger in my foot a little bit.

And I'm going to stretch it out just that way.

Mm -hmm.

Good.

Yeah.

Like that.

And throw.

Nice.

Give me a hug.

So good.

I want to see something.

I want to see your fucking hair.

Fuck.

You look good.

You fucking licked that clit.

I'm gonna play with it. That's your job.

You're gonna be my little fucking slave today, aren't you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tidy whities that you had to wear for me.

You like to wear those little tidy whities for me, don't you? I'm doing

makes you happy.

You like it when your dick's nice and wet like that, don't you?

You fucking tell me.

I love it. Yeah, you do.

Oh my

God, you feel so

fucking good.

Lay down. I never asked you to sit up. Lay down.

You're winning.

You are so winning.

That's how excited you were. You fucking enjoy it. That's right.

You fucking enjoy it.

this thing off. Choke your fucking dick for me.

You want to go in my fucking pussy?

Yeah.

Rub that fucking dick all over my pussy.

Rub it all over my fucking pussy.

Yeah. I want you to crave it.

Yeah. I know you want to go in there. Not yet. No.

You're okay.

Yeah. You can feel it. Feel how warm it is inside.

Just like that. You feel how fucking warm?

Yeah. You're going to stretch it open, aren't you?

Take it in, baby.

Take it in the fucking pussy like that.

Yeah.

Just like that. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Keep going, keep going.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

I see what?

You look at my fat ass pop up like that.

Yeah.

My big old booty.

Wow. Take it back in.

Right. Take it back in my fucking pussy.

You're not allowed to come in my pussy. You're allowed to come when I say so.

You fucking handle it.

You're not allowed to cum yet.

You're not allowed to fucking cum. Do you listen to me?

Oh my god.

Not yet.

Yeah, not yet.

You're not allowed to come yet.

Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

I like to watch that dick get out of my fucking pussy.

Get out of my fucking pussy.

Yeah. Open up my legs.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, shit.

You can do it harder.

A little bit harder, just a little bit harder.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Fit on it. Fit on that fucking ass.

Yeah. Yeah, you're opening up for me, aren't you? Open up some more.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah, come on.

Yeah, just like that.

Yes, that ass is fucking wrapped around my dick, isn't it?

Yeah, you like the way I clench it like that?

Yeah, keep fucking up.

Yeah, keep fucking up. Just think, I'm going to come all over that dick.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, you pound it.

Pound that fucking dirty butthole.

Yeah, pound that fucking dirty butthole. Just think that.

Mm -hmm.

I'm so sorry.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

That's fucking rad, Matt.

Dude.