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Chinese kung fu has many different

styles sha liid wuan kunun and and these

famous names spring from the

associations started years ago to Foster

Brotherhood among men some of the known

Styles have been lost in history such as

cooking Kung Fu which was one of those

mysterious Styles known only to Cooks

and chefs as a matter of fact this style

of kung fu was created by a cook who

worked in the empress Palace kitchen

hundreds of years ago as is well known

Chinese food is the best in the world

likewise their style of cooking which

includes dozens of recipes for all

ingredients broiling and roasting

smoking and salting frying and steaming

coating and boiling barbecue and sauté

baking and kneading toasting and

Grilling poaching and creaming like

these various methods of cooking so they

developed a unique kitchen style of Gung

Fu different and

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deadly

sock coming

up ah

sir please come

in sit have a

seat uh what would you like to eat sir

food Fit For A can oh but sir you must

book in advance for such special food

who's your Chief cook oh before he

joined this he cook for the king may I

make this cook of yours of course of

course wait a while I'll bring him here

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is he's the best in the country he was

the king's personal chef he's number

one oh he's not King of SE

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what's up mister answer me right now and

you better tell the truth prise the king

of shefs

I don't

know you don't know I can't tolerate

people like you who waste my time why

are you beating me up you were his

assistant so you should know where he is

just who the hell are

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you I'll give you just one more chance

where's the king of chefs I'm not lying

why should I lie to you damn here

hey where is the king of

Chef speak

up tell

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me

son

bastard shoot

I'll kill

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you you just wait I'll find

you

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huh concentrate young man keep on

practicing Grandpa

Grandpa come here yeah over here

yes all

right six cooking Styles

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yeah that's the

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sweet and

soft wrong

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p

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Chinese fried rice

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that's n

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so oh

oh uh grandpa I forget oh Sesame cakes

oh yeah

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remove the covers

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down down now what's wrong H it's burn

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sh

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beautiful what

a huh

huh fancy meeting you shelu I didn't

expect to meet you listen tan how did

you manage to get out eh I'm smart

that's how it was pretty easy oh your

grandpa let you out Grandpa was sleeping

so I escaped oh how your g f coming

along pretty good

watch huh what's that stuff that's

flying shar's friend soup oh that's the

name of some food right it's cooking

Kung Fu it's the best style oh that's

stupid it's silly I've been training

too Swang

Fu and this movement's called the

backside technique huh you call those

moves Gung Fu hey watch my

moves oh great much better than my

backside stuff very good how about that

well that's easy I can do

that huh go

ahead watch me I'm doing it

what doing

what rolling eyeballs me it that's

stupid every kid can do that

oh okay forget it if you think it's so

smart you're damn right I am I can

combine my Gung Fu with my cooking

skills oh is that so

sure or I cook my meal sure I'd like to

cook something uh uh but I got no food

with me

there follow me where too you see that

pond it's full of fat fish all you have

to do is jump in and catch them H you

what no way that pond belongs to someone

right uh oh it belongs to my aune but

she never comes here to fish don't worry

about it huh are you sure you think I'd

lie right go on huh

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you right go then

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y

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pretty hey look you see hey see there's

lots of fish in here hey are

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huh hey you see here's another hey hey

look look you see here look hey come on

here here cat hey hey Cat hey hey don't

don't let it get away wait grab it grab

it go

on hey hey there's plenty of them in

here lots of

them hey oh this one's slippery

he he hey come here where you g to damn

you you can't get away from me oh this

P's full of them really cramping face oh

God I got another

too oh that's fantastic hey hey hey hey

you ever seen fish like this Liu huh

those fish are mine you're stealing huh

what do you mean your fish this is my

pond hey you're putting me on this fish

pond belongs to my friend sh what Doan

it's their fish

doesn't concern you so quit yelling at

me huh you shal zooo Chalo shal zooo

where are you hey sh zooo where the hell

are you Mr Wong I'll shall punish him as

soon as he returns don't you worry

Grandpa he's here tan come

here well have you been I've been out

fishing my life is stilling not me no

way sha lisu said the pond belongs to

his family that isn't stealing don't

deny it Grandpa why worry it's only two

fish only two fish how many do you want

come and apologize to

Uncle Uncle I'm

sorry if you want some fish just ask me

don't go around poaching Heavens if

everyone was like you my fish will be

gone and I'd be ruined from tomorrow

you'll go and work for Uncle for 3

days it's not necessary I insist he

deserves it he must work

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the

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big

it God damn it have no luck

huh bastard what'd you say huh

huh I didn't mean you what's your

problem huh H

it well except for you and me there's no

one else around here you must have meant

me is that right huh it couldn't have

been me what did you say I've been

practicing Gung Fu for so long Wonder

just how useful it is I think I'll have

a go this time see if I can fight him

if you thought that I was swearing at

you I'm afraid that's your problem I

don't give a damn huh

bastard I'll teach you a

lesson you go fight me

here no beam

Cur

fishballs sharks vinsu huh huh what kind

of crap are you playing at you don't

scare me

watch my flying shocks

SP he's vicious I'll show him

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ah beef and

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veggie

oh call that long F I'll take you

apart this is bird soup

style and this is steaming

bread try this one sitting on the toilet

Now show some maners next time I'll have

you eating [ __ ]

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sh

count down

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oh must have been a

mouse a bloody Big

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R oh no no

Grandpop where the hell have you in

what's that s

when it's like this some bastard I met

argued with me then he beat me up dumb

idiot you forgotten what I taught

you Grandpa please listen to me

hey Grandpa let me explain hear me out

won't you speak what do you have to say

the fact is your Gung fu is useless huh

useless

oh when I fought him I used to all the

Styles you taught me but he still

managed to beat

me so which style did you use which

style I used all six cooking

Styles I started cooking with

Sweden out

po steing beef

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balls beger chicken

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s spring

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rolls and frying Chow fan

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and flying

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shockin just like that that's right no

change in style no change I used all six

continuously and the

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thug

stupid use

this well anymore sort of but then he

kicked me hard and I hit the ground good

you use his style and attack me

right get

up grander come on we'll keep on

fighting I will use cooking Gung Fu all

right

you hurt yeah yeah get the message I do

yeah try again

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come

on had enough want some more no no more

get

up how' you do

it depends on circumstances you must be

practical watch the attack can choose

your style there's a different style for

each

situation there's

more tell me was he using this

style not really I was nervous he

confused me and I mixed up my cooking

style with his oh I understand that's

fine okay actually all gung Fu Styles

use similar moves for attack and defense

tantan with me

H cooking techniques

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Holan you are

where's the king of

chefs who the hell are you answer my

question what are you want for

you better to talk

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stop where the king of

sh dad I beg you don't hit him my father

is sick just answer my question where's

the king of shefs and I'll let you

go I won't

talk I beg you don't hurt my father I

beg you don't hurt

him

dadad dad y yeah dad Tom me you're a

kill

it Dad why did you tell

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him are you going to

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talk dad dad

Dad Dad

Dad reporting sir that's the bad news

monk daddy refused to talk we don't know

where the king of chefs

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is B Lang talk

he killed

himself I'm Charming sh

H we must find that king of Seth

huh master

Mr who you know next week it will be my

birthday what do you suggest for a

celebration you just leave it to me you

should invite all of your friends and

relatives and their

families I must have a big dinner oh oh

the best food but that's expensive

I don't care money's No Object oh in

that case uh how about food fit for an

emperor what's Emperor's food ah a

king's dinner oh it sounds all right oh

yeah but we'll need an 's cook ah don't

you worry cuz I know every cook in the

country even those in foreign

countries 10 miles from here at ship

Bridge There lives the king of sh

that's right this man was once a head

chef at The Emperor's Palace because he

was such a good cook the queen insisted

that he cooked her food and take the

title king of chefs oh and OD and he's

proud of it but then uh something

happened during one of the Queen's

dinner parties the king of chefs had

prepared a dish of scallops for the

queen one of her favorite foods well

she'd just taken a mouthful when

suddenly a crunching sound Was Heard my

God the queen had smashed a tooth my God

some lead how did a piece of lead get

inside the food this was a serious

matter the queen was so angry she wanted

the king of Chef beheaded but my uncle

Lan intervened and spoke for the cook

and in the end the queen spared his life

but sacked him and since that time he's

never worked he's sort of

retired that's quite a story how come

you know all the details ah Master the

reason is

that a relative of mine worked at the

palace he was one of the Queen's

assistants his name was LE Lang Ying

he's my uncle all right what's a joke

what's a

joke Master you see this Le Lang Ying

was a unic so how could he shut up you

know you shouldn't interrupt when I'm

talking to master stop it yes he's right

Le Lang Ying's a unic so how could he

produce a family oh yes but you see

mother explained to me before she died

that he was my uncle's cousin's

brother-in-law okay okay just get me the

cook I don't care about the cost oh

Master don't worry I'll sort it out I'm

an expert at this business it's no

problem you'll see

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hey out my way

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huh are you

again you didn't eat it that day you

obviously want to taste it a day don't

you oh that depends on how hungry you

are

huh you sure got a big mouth kid

different huh I'm not quite as slow as

the last

time come on you bastard you

you had enough

no you're still using the

star I'm afraid it won't do you much

good H what want say about

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that here watch my tiger clo

that was called the tiger eats the meat

see this is the dogfish

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[Laughter]

how is that well does it taste

good it's called the dog eating [ __ ]

technique it stinks

Grandpa morning why didn't you practice

where the hell have you been all morning

nowhere much went for a walk that's all

is here is it a place is in here who are

these men do you know who they are huh

no no

idea that same he the one

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Mister what's the matter and who the

hell are you huh he's my grandpa huh

Grandpa you bastard so you have to use

your grandpa to protect you if he's done

wrong please forgive him I'll deal with

him what forgive the sne do you hear

that he's asking for it I I think he's a

fool

oh you should teach him to behave

himself I'm sorry about this he's a

Nuance I give you my word he'll be

punished for

Grandpa well I'm not sure L's not good

enough I think we better do it ourselves

right

now

Grandpa you must learn to fend for

yourself

Grandpa now you calling for help you're

on your own

grandpa grandpa yesterday was vegetables

today try some meat chicken

dishes right drunken chicken

well

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chicken chicken chicken breast

leg you

oh soy sauce

chicken chut your chicken's head

off hey soy sauce chicken tastes good

some

chicken what kind of chicken are you top

of the roost a

big

chicken try my hand then

so you don't like the taste of chicken

try some duck

Goosey Goosey

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Gander feel like a l

hey Donal

dual

du grab a taste of my leg

fell up

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hey get out

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Grandpa tantan when are you going to

grow up you're always making trouble

always sneaking off out you never

concentrate on practicing Gung Fu you're

damn lazy

no I've perfected the cooking Gung Fu

style

but it's taken many years of studying

and training perhaps it's not a famous

style but it's very different from other

techniques to learn it you must practice

and train all the time you never do you

disappoint me

boy Grandpa it's wrong I'm

sorry sorry you're always saying sorry

but you never change you're lazy useless

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get up

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now are you the king of

Chef not me never heard of him you

better look elsewhere for Y Man ah

Emperor K's uncle's cousin's

brother-in-law's cousin is my master he

sent me to search for you requests a

favor from

you hey you heard him you got the wrong

man h i haveen I'm right my Master's

heard that the king of chefs is the best

cook in the country he begs you return

with me and prepare his birthday dinner

he's ready to pay you well if you'll

come and cook for

him hey here yes sir

he's asked me to give you these Choice

wines what's more he'd like you to

become his permanent

cook I'm not interested take your wines

and get out of here well well I just for

a birthday dinner why Grandpa's cooked

for the emperor oh so I was right the

emperor's food you are the king of chefs

Master wants you to entertain his guest

in his birthday banquet with some food

you serve the

emperor please come back back and cook

for us cook food who are are you I

thought I told you once well I'll tell

you again I am King the Lord and he's my

uncle's C and now listen you're the king

of chefs we can both make some profit

from this just look at this gold here

how you like some of it get out but you

hey if you don't leave right now I'll

have to kick you out oh hey

hey better think about it and rise up

you're stupid get smart will you use

your brains it's okay to kick me out but

remember the emperor's my Master's

friend get him out of

here you'll regret this such stubborn

foolish action I have no choice I'll

have to use

fce get him

ah

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Mr Chow H

oh hello good day

hello Mr Chow you better be

careful why what for oh haven't you

heard the news of the cooking murders it

said The Killers after those who cook

for the emperor and he's vowed to kill

them all no cook will be

spared really are you sure just recently

the cook at the fortune restaurant at T

in and the one at shampoo Town

Restaurant they were both murdered and

it said the Killer is after another

Coke oh thank you I'm grateful

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m

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where you calling

me uh tell me what were you saying to

that man over there the one dressed in

blue I I said nothing uh nothing my

master I said

nothing I you you kill me

a

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just coming

shine so it's you you are the one who

murdered the emperor's Cooks where is

the king of chefs who the hell are you

a

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hey huh

hey

wait hold it leave him along can't you

see his head enough hey bastard must you

be so

unreasonable listen lad will you be

satisfied when you killed him are you

related to him Ken I'm not don't even

know him young man thank you for your

help hey he get out of here now I'm

warning you

Mr you better

go forget it I'm not

scared I'll sort you out all

right cooking St that's right and I also

know how to use it where'd you learn

that sty of Gung

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F that's my business come on and fight

hi son you're no match for

him listen friend go get some help and

tell your master go on

if you don't it'll be too late leave me

and hurry with help I might stand a

chance otherwise I'll die go you're

wasting your

time

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Grandpa

Grandpa

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Grandpa Grandpa

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tanton who did this to you the guy

wearing a fail hat he's F to kill the

emperor's

cooks and where is he now take me there

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quick over there

huh look what are those marks tantan

it's best that you don't concern

yourself with this what do you mean I

must be concerned he died because of

me why is that if I had fled he wouldn't

be

dead do you know who this man is who is

he he's your uncle

huh uncle

grandpa I want to know the whole

story during my life I've only had two

objectives the first one is to look

after you and teach you Gung Fu the

second one is to find out who murdered

your parents murdered my parents 20

years ago I was a cook in the palace

kitchen the queen liked my food and she

made me the king of the

chefs she she liked to serve the empress

special food to all her

guests and on one occasion I cooked her

favorite dish of

scollops well I don't know how it

happened but there was a piece of lead

and the queen shattered her tooth she

was Furious she had me and my assistant

thrown out of the palace your uncle was

my chief assistant

then later on as I returned home

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you were just 1 month old and I was

afraid The Killers might return so I

carried you away gave us a new name came

here in the hope that you would grow up

and take revenge so who murdered my

parents why should they want to kill

them Grandpa can you tell

me I'm afraid not I don't know who did

it and I don't know the

reason k

Mar I'll avenge you I promise you I'll

take

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revenge T I'll not stopped you I avenge

you who killed my father who killed my

mother who was it why what more

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tantan take it easy you practice more

then take revenge

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a

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he

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the

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tan I chose to stay here because it was

safe I thought no one would find us and

you could practice but suddenly that fat

guy turns up your uncle is killed and

it's not safe anymore we'll have to

leave leave this place no we don't they

don't frighten me they come here and

we'll fight them I'm sure I can beat

them with my cooking Gung Fu no we're

not afraid but because you want your

revenge your style must be perfect we

can't take any risks Master we have to

find a place to stay with my

assistant it's here this place this is

his house he was an assistant cook with

me at the palace

huh a

strange come

on hey Grandpa something wrong I'm sure

he wouldn't leave the house I'm sure

he'd have told me if he was planning to

leave maybe but if he was in a hurry

then he unless he

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Grandpa ignore them come

on King of

chefs what is it who are you somebody

wants to kill a pair of you oh I'd be

interested to know who wants to murder

us we carry out orders we're paid to

kill oh all right what's your name I am

the chief of the underworld I'm the

devil's

disciple two killers Grandpa let me

handle them

T who sent you after us you go to hell

go

h

ah

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hey

Grandpa turn be careful

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Grand I'm all

right vampire

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Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa

Grandpa Grandpa are you all

right

grandpa

grandpa speak to me

Grandpa

Granda I got to find out who this man is

and why he wants us killed he might also

be the one who killed my

parents Grandpa you can't die

now I'll take good care of you and get

you on your feet again Grandpa you take

it easy I'll practice real hard then I

can take revenge for my parents

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Grandpa your medicine

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Grandpa you feeling better now yes thank

you

Grandpa it will take some time for my

wound to

heal you must be good in

practice I will you better a rest now

I'll go and practice

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a

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h

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Grandpa Grandpa you shouldn't be up yet

oh it's all right has your Gung Fu

improved it has my Gung fu is much

better I've invented a new technique

using the killer style and mine together

it's so powerful you

watch you must not use your Gung Fu so

freely not unless it's vital it's too

powerful

Grandpa Grandpa how are you feeling now

not too

bad grandpa can you tell me why the man

with a hat wants to kill you so badly

and why did he kill Uncle too do you

think he's the one that killed my

parents yes I do why is

that well son the wound on your uncle's

neck is identical to the one that killed

your parents oh grandpa you mean this

man with the

hat he killed my unes do you know why no

son I don't really know

why h i w make him pay for these murders

tantan do you remember his Kung Fu

technique I

do that will be

useful copy his style when you attack he

will not expect it but remember this

don't let him get near you don't let him

get to your throat

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h

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I've almost succeeded

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dad

mom if you're listening please

guide help me to find this merciless

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killer K up

chaps who are you

been a long time you remember me

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penu I've been searching for you for 20

years we once worked together in the

palace kitchen remember the queen wanted

to host a banquet Le Lang Ying

recommended

you after that the Queen T your king of

shets I was Furious so I put a piece of

lead in a plate of scallops it made the

queen lose a tooth it was you that's

right I was hoping the queen would kill

you but Lee Lang asked her to forgive

you she pardoned you and spared your

life you killed my son and

daughter-in-law they were only two of

the many I've killed you crew

bastard At Last I found you you won't

get away this time I'm going to kill you

you bastard

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I've

succeeded I've succeeded

Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa I've succeeded

Grandpa Grandpa I got it

now

Grandpa

Grandpa Grandpa

Grandpa Grandpa

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Grandpa Granda

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hold it stay where you

are hold

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it stop right there Dam you

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did you kill my grandpa you bastard so

it's you you little son of a

[ __ ] you want to kill me with your Gung

Fu cooking Gung fu

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get

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h

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my G fool will make men me of

you I doubt

that J hancs

he

bastard trying to escape what the hell

for I want to

kill bastard you no mat for me

d

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small fry you fight pretty

good well naturally I trained hard

he

pity you're going to die soon

h

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you

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he

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hold on

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go

a

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I've killed him Grandpa Dad Mom now you

can rest in peace

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