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Oh my god, Tommy, I didn't realize you were in the closet.

I was just coming out of the closet.

That's so brave of you.

No, no, no, you don't understand. I have checks stashed in there that I need to

grab for my taxes.

Whatever works for you.

What are you doing?

Well, isn't that obvious? I'm jerking off to internet porn.

In my bed.

Well, it's more comfortable than mine.

Oh, well, then that settles it. Let's make my bed the official masturbation

I don't know why you're getting so bent out of shape. There are worse things

than having a 19 -year -old in your bed.

Yeah, context is everything, Dakota.

We're just supposed to be roommates.

Well, I watched you jerk off the other day in the shower, and it wasn't a big

deal. What?

It's weird that you can just use your imagination.

People in my generation need a visual.

Um... Can I see?

Sure.

Cream pie porn is my favorite.

I guess I'm off every time.

Wow.

Does it give you any ideas?

Yes. Me too.

I didn't expect this to happen. Like, Dakota, are you... I'm

really glad you're comfortable in my... Yeah, I'm glad I chose your bed to

masturbate today.

done this a lot in my bed um maybe it's best if you don't know i

always thought i smelled you i was like but it's

just oh my god

Are you sure about this?

Of course I'm sure. I'm so nervous.

I'm nervous. I feel like you should go.

No, we've already started. We cannot stop now. No, your legs, you're so

You're just holding it in.

Really something.

Yeah.

Take my socks off.

Take my shirt off. We're going further.

We have to match. This is crazy.

Oh my God.

I am so hairy compared to you.

Wow, you are really cute.

I mean this in a roommate -friend way.

The nicest way,

most respectable way. I swear, this is so cool.

Yeah, I agree.

I didn't think I had a chance.

It's because you're creeping in the closet.

You're looking for... You know what? It doesn't matter.

Now what I'm doing is good.

watching me, I would have...

will.

This is really special.

I want to lay down before I pass out.

You're so adorable.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

How about you just lay down on your side right next to me?

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Stay bent over. Right there.

Right fucking there. Oh my.

Where am I going to come?

Where am I going to come?

Where am I going to come?

You really do love those memories.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes.

Wow.

Fuck.

Oh, it's so fucking hot.

Fuck, yes, fuck.

Oh, that was a lot. Yeah, that's a lot.

Yeah.

Anything else you want?

Make official masturbation, you may.

Roommate. We can stay best roommates.