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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,250 What the? 2 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,850 Fish rod, damn well, please. 3 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,620 Let's see what we got in Jimbo today. 4 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Okay. 5 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,680 Come on. 6 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,540 Come on. 7 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Come to Jimmy. 8 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,150 There we go. 9 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,350 Oh, son. 10 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:52,130 Whoa. 11 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:54,690 Whoa. 12 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,310 Whoa. 13 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:58,270 Whoa. 14 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:01,950 It's a big one. 15 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:11,750 Son of a bitch. Broke my fucking line. 16 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,750 That was a big fish. 17 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,360 Well, now, where did you come from? 18 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,440 Shoot, you're just a little thing. 19 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,740 Just a baby. 20 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,200 Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat? 21 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:36,550 Say hi to the camera, babe. That's good. 22 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,590 You know what time it is. Wait, 23 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:41,910 babe, this lighting hits so hard. Get in here. 24 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:46,370 Why aren't we there yet? 25 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:48,890 Well, we would be, but we're waiting for sale. 26 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:11,450 We'll party with the boys. 27 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:14,430 Sorry. Hey, is this for Instagram? 28 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:17,770 Hey, get in the car, bro. We got to go, okay? Let's go. 29 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,510 And it's gone. Come on. 30 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,470 I can't even put my hands on you. 31 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:26,010 What the fuck? 32 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:27,490 Girls, 33 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:31,250 as soon as we get there, I say we go straight skinny, dude. 34 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,410 Buckle up. 35 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:41,650 See, I'm back here. 36 00:05:42,430 --> 00:05:43,750 Oh, shit, Sam. 37 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,930 I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam. 38 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:50,190 I think I'm going to crush, like, 15 beers right when we get there. 39 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,210 Bro, you think you got enough beer, dude? 40 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:55,510 This is hot out the door, bro. Oh, yeah, bro. 41 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,090 Someone's lube is leaking on my leg. 42 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,590 Yeah. Best weekend ever. 43 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,250 Hey, this is a tie. Are you paid? 44 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,390 My leg is really wet. 45 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,640 Like all the time oh shit 46 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,510 Before we go in there, we should just remember that, you know, we're out in 47 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:00,510 wilderness, right? 48 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:05,810 There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here. So we should just 49 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:06,810 and be careful. 50 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:12,790 Okay, Dad. 51 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:17,010 Does everyone have their sunscreen? Because I don't want anyone getting a 52 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:18,010 sunburn, you know? 53 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,430 We've got both the mosquitoes this time of year, okay? 54 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:30,250 I'm just saying, UV rays and mosquitoes can be very dangerous this time of year. 55 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:31,330 You know what else can be dangerous? 56 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,130 Me spraying in your face, bitch. 57 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:34,850 Roger that. 58 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:39,750 Don't forget the bags, brah. 59 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:45,870 This is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro. What's up? 60 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:49,110 Babe, those workouts are paying off. 61 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:51,410 Call Master. 62 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:53,550 Call Master. Shotgun on Master, baby. 63 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,300 Nice. All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on. 64 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,660 What's the fucking end of that? 65 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:09,480 Giving cottagecore toxic masculinity retro vibes? 66 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,600 Masculine as fuck, babe. 67 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:19,140 Is your uncle a samurai or some shit? 68 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,240 No, bro. He lives between painkillers, toenails, and flippers. 69 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,720 It's going to work for him soon. 70 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:25,779 Two makes. 71 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:26,780 I have it, bro. 72 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,480 What's the Wi -Fi here? I have like zero signal. 73 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:35,480 I don't know if he has it, bro. You know, this is his off -the -grid cast. 74 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,679 What? Oh, my. 75 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:42,159 Great. I'm in a redneck swamp house and I can't even post about it. 76 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:46,720 Hope, just because you're my sister doesn't mean you get to kill a fucking 77 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,720 vibes, okay? 78 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:48,860 Step, sister. 79 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,580 Whatever. We can all survive for three days without it, right? 80 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:57,740 Alright, let's all, uh, you know, go sit our shit down, maybe chill for a little 81 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:58,740 bit in our rooms. 82 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:00,760 Let's do some shots, baby! 83 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,140 It's time to rage! 84 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:04,920 Fuck yeah! 85 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,980 Oh, babe, hurry up. I'm warning. 86 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,540 Come on, babe. We're about to break this bitch. 87 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:41,650 That fucking ass you got. Okay. 88 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:43,690 Stick that out, buddy. 89 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,430 You're gonna squeeze that shit. Oh, yeah, baby. 90 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:00,870 Oh, yeah. 91 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:04,310 Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh, yeah. 92 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,070 Gotta get the bleak. 93 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:08,630 Die, cunts. Die, cunts. 94 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,570 That's fucking awesome, buddy. 95 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,120 Damn, man. 96 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:12,609 Fucking cute. 97 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:16,210 Tell me this is not a total slay. I got the pants from shit. Oh, my God. Babe, 98 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:17,950 take a photo of the three of us. Of course. 99 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:20,630 Get on that, boy. 100 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:23,650 All right. 101 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,150 Everyone say tequila. 102 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,030 Baby. Tequila. 103 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,130 Yeah? How many times do I have to tell you? 104 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:32,630 What? That is the worst angle ever. 105 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:33,950 Hold it up high. 106 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:35,130 It's going to make us look good. 107 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:36,650 Sorry, babe. 108 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,630 Goddamn. P .L. 3. 1, 2, 3. Tequila. 109 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:52,980 We can FaceTune it, though. 110 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,480 Party Sam's fighting. 111 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,000 Are you going to church? 112 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:05,640 What? But no, this is a nice shirt. It's totally in season. It's bonobos. 113 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:09,300 You're getting single dad, three -year -old vibes. 114 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,600 Yeah. 115 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,160 It's a nice shirt, Sam. I like it. 116 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:14,540 You do? 117 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,280 Hope likes it. 118 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,850 Don't wait for us or anything. 119 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:25,430 Actually, we probably should eat something, right? I mean, if we're going 120 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,430 drinking all day. 121 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:27,709 Good point. 122 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:30,430 Okay. So, for now, I was thinking we would do snackies. 123 00:12:31,390 --> 00:12:35,010 I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop. And then later, I got us gluten 124 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,010 -free pizza rolls. 125 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,790 They're, like, bomb. Yeah. 126 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:39,990 Perfect. That sounds so good. 127 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:44,110 Oh, yeah, guys, I also had some white protein bars. Fuck that. 128 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:45,850 Let's do another shot. Yes. 129 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,050 Wait. Okay. See this. 130 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,320 The real toast will be outside. 131 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,640 Yeah. 132 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,060 Oh, my God, wait. 133 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:54,940 Are you guys getting engaged? 134 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,180 What? No. 135 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:03,080 I... I mean... Not yet. 136 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,560 Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops, like I said? 137 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:11,680 I don't know why that's not even a service. I can't even do my be real, 138 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,720 Just get it. 139 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,820 And meet us outside for the toast. 140 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,600 Whatever. 141 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,480 Don't worry, I'll get the laptops. 142 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,750 Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot all these different videos, like, kind 143 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,170 around the lake, you know, just to kind of show the wildlife and how I'm super 144 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,090 into wilderness and hiking and all of that. 145 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,850 I think it would be super interesting. And just for my following, you know, 146 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:06,410 like, I feel like it's going to gain me, like, probably, like, 50 ,000 extra 147 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,410 followers. What do you guys think? 148 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:08,910 Baby? 149 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,110 Yes? Pour the shot. 150 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,370 Yes, ma 'am. 151 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,690 Are you going to tell us why we have our laptop? 152 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:16,710 It's spring break. 153 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:21,130 I don't want to look at this. Yeah, I'd actually like to know that, too. Okay. 154 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,660 I'm going to film my toast for TikTok, and at the end, you all just follow my 155 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:25,660 lead. 156 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,960 We're going to throw our laptops into the water at the end. Wait, what? 157 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:31,580 Yeah. 158 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:35,480 Wait, guys, guys, we can't actually be doing this, okay? 159 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,380 Bro. This is 100 % going to go viral, you guys. 160 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,819 Just trust. 161 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,000 Yes, I love it. 162 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:42,860 Okay, are you ready? 163 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,000 Guys, guys, we cannot throw our laptops into the water, okay? These belong to 164 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,140 the school, and it's a complete environmental hazard. Think of your 165 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,720 children. Stop being such a bitch. 166 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,080 Just do it. 167 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,520 Don't you want to go viral? 168 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,260 Stop. 169 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,560 You know Sarah's really trying to become an influencer, okay? 170 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,920 Don't ruin her dreams like that. 171 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,660 Yeah, and the school's just going to get us new ones anyway. 172 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,080 And fuck that capitalist institution. 173 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,140 I'll need a refill here, Chad. 174 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,760 Whatever, Hope. 175 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,580 Ready, Chad? 176 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,180 I dedicate this toast to only being young once. 177 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:34,860 To those of us out there who know the world is going to make us get jobs, get 178 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,500 old and boring. And we say no. 179 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:41,000 We say fuck that. We're young, wild, and free. Cheers to Gen Z. 180 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,200 We party. We love. 181 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,460 We nurture. 182 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,800 We care about one another. 183 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,540 Cheers to us. 184 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,840 To life. 185 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:53,840 And to saying fuck the normalcy and screw their expectations of us. 186 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,680 Cheers, bitches. 187 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,780 Woo! 188 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,960 Yes. 189 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,280 Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes. 190 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,380 That was so slay. Like major slay? 191 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,640 Major slay. 192 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,660 Well, it would have been perfect if hope didn't fuck it up. 193 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,100 I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok. 194 00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:46,410 Ben, it's still going to be fire here. 195 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:50,450 All right. Who wants to go play some beer paws? 196 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:51,670 Yeah. 197 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:53,770 Let's go. 198 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:55,410 Hey, 199 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:00,770 it'll be all right. 200 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,510 Yeah, I know. 201 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,070 Totally. 202 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:08,750 I just had a story on it I wanted to finish. 203 00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:12,810 Oh, you're a writer, huh? Oh. 204 00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:15,730 No, no, not really. I mean, not a good one. 205 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:19,890 Anyways, just some stupid short stories. 206 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:25,170 Well, I'd like to read them one day. 207 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:29,450 Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh? 208 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,670 I hear the vegan goop dip is out of this world. 209 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,190 Yeah, sure. 210 00:18:54,810 --> 00:19:01,710 I can't believe I'm almost related to you. 211 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:03,910 Oh, 212 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,730 put your balls in my hole right here. 213 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,030 This hole. 214 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,730 Right here, Hope. 215 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:15,970 Garbage. 216 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,870 You want to step outside, bro? 217 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:22,329 You're a loser. 218 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,309 All right, bro. 219 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,830 Get it, homie. You got this, bro. 220 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,350 Hey, bro. 221 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:27,550 Laser focus, bro. 222 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,110 Damn! 223 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,170 Bro! 224 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,510 We practice every day. 225 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:37,430 All those times in your mom's basement, we trained for this, bro. No, bro. 226 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:39,270 It's all right. I got this. 227 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:45,270 Like usual, I'll carry the team. Bro, what you need to do, you dip the ball, 228 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,270 you give it a good blow. 229 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:47,950 Then you spank it. 230 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,290 Then you close your eyes. 231 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,760 Use the force. 232 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,980 Boom! Oh, yes! 233 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,520 Let's go, bro! 234 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,300 You put this ain't got shit on us! 235 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,200 That's my fucking boy, bro! 236 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360 Wait, wait, bro. 237 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,720 What is that? Five wins now? 238 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,080 Zero losses? 239 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,480 Y 'all better get your shit together. 240 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,780 Whatever. Hey, guys. 241 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,940 Fair game. Come on, bro. 242 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:37,160 these guys' asses. Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe. 243 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,680 Oh, you're so hot when you win. 244 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,620 Okay, 245 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,619 you guys. 246 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:46,840 So, Haze Face and I were thinking that tomorrow we would all film a video for 247 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,460 TikTok. It was just like going around and picking up trash to show that we did 248 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,740 our part to clean up the native lands. 249 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,079 Who's down? 250 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,080 Me, obviously. 251 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,100 You mean the lands you all just threw your laptops into? 252 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,800 That was different. 253 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,020 That was to go viral. 254 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:11,490 Chill. There are much, much more important things to worry about right 255 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,170 Such as fucking beer pong. 256 00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,330 Amen, bruh. Let's play. 257 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:20,330 God's plan, bruh. Aw, you two are so cute together. 258 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,190 You should totally hook up. 259 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:23,630 What? 260 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,210 We all know you want to. 261 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,310 That's ridiculous. 262 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:33,730 Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush. Oh, baby dick. 263 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:35,510 What are you talking about? 264 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:38,550 I got it. I'm fucking genius. Why don't we play one more round? 265 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:43,390 Look, guys, I'm pretty drunk already. I think we should probably dissolve it a 266 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:44,850 bit. Lightweight, bro. 267 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,150 How about this? 268 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:50,750 If we win, you got that, though. Yes. 269 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:55,510 If we lose, we never give you two shit again. 270 00:21:57,610 --> 00:22:01,250 I don't think that's a good idea. Done. We're in. Oh, Hope got the ball. 271 00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:02,710 We are? 272 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,690 So don't fucking lose. 273 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:08,610 I think I'm out, bruh. What? Bruh. No cap. 274 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,330 Bruh. 275 00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:11,810 Bruh. What? 276 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,570 Sorry, bruh. Oh, yes. 277 00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:16,769 Biz guy. 278 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,850 Get it, homie. 279 00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,510 Yes. We're going to go look at the stars. 280 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:21,710 Yeah. 281 00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:23,010 Look at the stars. 282 00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:24,830 Nice. 283 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,450 Yeah. Have fun, you two. 284 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,030 Oh, man, I love you. 285 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,390 I bet. It looks like it's couple versus couple. 286 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,050 Yeah, it is. 287 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,920 It's a four way up in this bitch. 288 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:39,900 Let's play. 289 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,380 Bet. 290 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,780 You think I can touch the bottom of the fucking lake? 291 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600 Oh my god, babe. 292 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:52,560 You could do anything you set your heart to. 293 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,000 Yeah, I fucking can. 294 00:22:58,940 --> 00:22:59,940 Bet. 295 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,680 You think this stuff on the lake is the frogs getting high? 296 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,680 Oh my god, totally. 297 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,020 So fucking cool. 298 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,880 You're like so smart. 299 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,520 I know, babe. 300 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,640 I know. 301 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,700 Babe, how long do you think this lake is? 302 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:27,740 Wow, babe, it's like so long. 303 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:30,540 I can go for like miles, babe. 304 00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:37,330 Looks so fucking pretty, babe. 305 00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:42,750 Is 306 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:52,030 that 307 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:52,969 what you want? 308 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,970 Uh -huh. 309 00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:55,090 Oh, yeah. 310 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,910 God damn, your tits are so fire, babe. 311 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:01,570 You have such fucking amazing tits. 312 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:04,670 I've never been on no dairy farm before. 313 00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,850 I could melt these things all fucking day. 314 00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:11,230 Yeah? Oh, for sure. 315 00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:20,390 Ah, fuck! 316 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:21,910 What? 317 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:24,650 I left the rubbers in the room, babe. 318 00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:28,530 Seriously? I know. I fucked up. 319 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:33,610 Well, maybe you could try finally going down on me. 320 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:35,950 You said one day you'd try it. 321 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:41,250 Look, babe, you know, it's just, like, totally not my thing. 322 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:46,550 Plus, I think I, like, I think I hurt my neck lifting with Chad the other day. 323 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:48,950 I totally will, though, soon, though. 324 00:24:49,350 --> 00:24:50,350 I promise. 325 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:52,650 Fine. 326 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:54,710 Let me make it up to you, babe. 327 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,910 Sit right there, babe. 328 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,950 Oh, yes, sir. 329 00:25:01,870 --> 00:25:02,870 Ooh. 330 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,060 Yeah, baby. 331 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,580 Don't even think about taking this blindfold off or you're going to be in 332 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,440 big, big trouble. 333 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,860 I love it when you order me around. 334 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,220 Yeah, you do, babe. 335 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,860 BRB. I'm fucking lightning quick. 336 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,960 The way you make this. 337 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,240 No fucking way. I told you he'd be right in the dick. 338 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,600 Baby boy, where are you? 339 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,200 Pierce! 340 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,460 Pierce, come on. I'm cold. 341 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:47,660 I need someone to warm me up. 342 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,300 You could say it's getting a little nippy. 343 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,240 Pierce! 344 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:56,740 O -M -G. 345 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,540 Babe, come on. Don't waste a good time. 346 00:26:01,399 --> 00:26:03,740 You're like totally drying me up right now. 347 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,520 Babe, I'm seriously like so unhorny right now. 348 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:17,240 I didn't even hear you come out. You're like so, so... Babe, knock 349 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,320 it off and come here already. 350 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:23,660 Okay, I'm done. 351 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,700 No way. No, I told you. 352 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,340 You suck again. 353 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,140 You still ready for me? 354 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,500 I'm all bricked up for you. 355 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,900 Huh? What? 356 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,840 You know I don't like hide and seek, bro. 357 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,920 I'm going to find you. 358 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:32,140 And when I do, bad girl getting punished. 359 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,220 Big time. 360 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,320 I got you. 361 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,520 Paisley? 362 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,720 If you're swimming there, you're dumb as hell. 363 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,980 There's snakes and shit in there. 364 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:01,430 Okay? 365 00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:03,470 I give up. 366 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,990 This can't come as hell. 367 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:09,430 It's fine. 368 00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:11,590 I don't even want a band anymore. 369 00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:16,390 Just be sitting here drinking solo, I guess. 370 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,210 Holding my dick. 371 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:22,530 Fucking condoms. 372 00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:25,890 Shit ruins everything. 373 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,350 Hope sucks. 374 00:28:47,430 --> 00:28:48,430 Hope sucks. Hope sucks. 375 00:28:50,090 --> 00:28:51,090 Sucks so bad. 376 00:28:53,010 --> 00:28:54,010 Come on, dork. 377 00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:56,450 Four. 378 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:59,190 You said you were good. 379 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:07,550 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about balls back? 380 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:12,450 Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't play those stupid frat boy rules. 381 00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:14,070 We won. We lost. 382 00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:15,290 Drink up. 383 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:21,450 Wait, did you guys hear that? 384 00:29:23,570 --> 00:29:24,570 Hear what? 385 00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:26,690 Turn the music down. I think I heard screaming. 386 00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:32,270 Hell yeah, you did. My boy's probably out there just tearing their ass up. 387 00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:35,030 No, no, no. I think I heard something, too. 388 00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:38,770 Hope, what are you doing? Hold on. Shh. 389 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:51,590 I don't hear anything. 390 00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:54,770 I guess Pierce is a two -pump chump. 391 00:29:55,050 --> 00:29:56,410 No, babe, that's not true. 392 00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:57,650 Not my boy. 393 00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:00,550 Trust me. I taught him how to fuck. 394 00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:14,130 This is dumb 395 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:15,130 as hell. 396 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,190 See? 397 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,080 He's good. Totally fine. 398 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,720 Where's Paisley? I don't see her. 399 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,740 I don't know, babe. She's probably out there looking for a receptor or some 400 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:30,720 shit. He isn't moving. Well, why isn't he moving? 401 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:32,060 You're right. 402 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,520 Post -op clarity is a real thing, guys. 403 00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:36,760 Relax. Hey, look at him. 404 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,740 He's 100 % chill. 405 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,820 Does anybody have a phone? 406 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 407 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,019 Call the cops. 408 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,020 Call the cops. 409 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,120 Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro! Shit! 410 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,060 He's gonna kill us if you see what I did to him! 411 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,300 No, we won't, babe. No, we won't. 412 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840 He can't see us. 413 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,440 He's not telling us if we go to this wall, babe. 414 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920 Trust. 415 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,379 Chad's right. 416 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,400 He can't see us. 417 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,840 Well, you said he. 418 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,060 How do you know it's a he? It could be a she or a... 419 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,820 I told you you can't get in. 420 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:10,960 Oh, shit! 421 00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:17,440 I already got there so fast! 422 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:18,780 Oh, God. 423 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,360 You got it? 424 00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:42,610 That scream. 425 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:44,470 What? 426 00:32:44,870 --> 00:32:48,530 That scream you heard earlier. It sounded like Paisley. 427 00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:49,970 Do you think she could still be alive? 428 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:51,270 I don't know. 429 00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:52,330 Maybe. 430 00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,250 Guys, she could still be out there. 431 00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:56,810 Yeah, I just fucking bait, bro. 432 00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,050 Don't say that. 433 00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,890 Babe, enough of this shit. 434 00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:02,050 Baby, where are you going? 435 00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:04,190 Get the fuck out of here. 436 00:33:05,990 --> 00:33:06,990 Fuck yeah. 437 00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:08,170 You cannot be serious. 438 00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:11,680 Look, the only way we're getting out of here... It's with the chief. 439 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Go get it. 440 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,640 Might even have to check this thing out from a boy Pierce. 441 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:17,720 Oh, baby, it's too dangerous. You can't. 442 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,880 She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there. 443 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,280 I'm an alpha, bro. 444 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,880 Okay, 445 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:28,620 I'm going to go get the car. 446 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,740 Reverse as close as I can to the door. 447 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:32,060 You all pile in. 448 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080 GTFO! 449 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,340 Oh, my God. 450 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:36,700 It's the only way. 451 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,880 You're so brave. 452 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:40,920 You're massively stupid. 453 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,660 Seriously, Chad, it's a bad idea. 454 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,160 You're going to get us out of here. 455 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:46,560 Go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom. 456 00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:48,100 Might even have a strap. 457 00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:49,380 A strap on? 458 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,160 What are you going to do, fuck it? 459 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,640 What? No, bro, a strap. 460 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,500 Fuck, I'm gone. 461 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400 Oh. 462 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,360 Yeah, God, Hope, can you be serious for once? 463 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,000 You're such an idiot. 464 00:34:16,739 --> 00:34:17,900 Yeah? No. 465 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,940 Yeah. And this plan is dumb as shit. 466 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,360 You can say that again. 467 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,420 But I don't see any other way. 468 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:32,960 I mean, like, Vader, it seemed... different. Like, could that be even 469 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,199 real? It looked different, right? 470 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:38,920 Like it was from another planet or something. 471 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,239 Like, none of this makes any sense. 472 00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:43,860 I know. 473 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:53,030 By the way, when Chad was talking about his strap, I had no idea 474 00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:54,270 what he was talking about. 475 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,250 I did. 476 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,490 Of course you did. 477 00:35:00,410 --> 00:35:05,510 At least if we do die tonight, we'll die having beaten them in beer pong. 478 00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:07,050 Good point. 479 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,230 Yeah. 480 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:10,570 Okay, it'll be all right. 481 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:12,950 Chad has an idiot confidence. 482 00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:16,410 Things always go right for people like that. 483 00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:18,230 Yeah. 484 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:19,950 Let's go! 485 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:23,530 Oh, shit. I almost thought you were gay. 486 00:35:24,530 --> 00:35:25,530 Fuck off. 487 00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:27,710 Not that there's anything wrong with that. 488 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,210 I'm actually an ally. 489 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:31,470 It's not even the same thing. 490 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:36,830 What? Chad, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, maybe we can come up with 491 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:37,709 something better. 492 00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:38,990 I was born for it. 493 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:42,690 I'm like fucking SEAL Team 6, bro. 494 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,310 So hot. 495 00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:49,750 Thanks, babe. 496 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:52,630 Okay, is there anything we can do? 497 00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:54,270 No. 498 00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,410 So, me. 499 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:05,090 The second I go out there, you guys lock this door, okay? 500 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:09,090 I'm going to stay low and make my way to the car. 501 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:13,130 No matter what happens to me out there, do not open the door. 502 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,660 Until I back the car up. 503 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,020 Okay? Okay, babe? 504 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,420 Okay? Okay? 505 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,340 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 506 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,920 Babe. 507 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,160 I have no fear. 508 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:27,020 Zero. 509 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,380 I need you to stay strong for me. 510 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,100 You know I got this, babe. 511 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,560 You know it. 512 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:34,660 Right? 513 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,400 I'm just... I'm built this way, babe. 514 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,830 Oh, yeah, no fear. 515 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,370 No fucking fear. 516 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:54,330 Fear is witness. 517 00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,250 Pain is witness. 518 00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:00,610 Good luck, man. 519 00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:04,790 You may be an idiot, but you are brave. 520 00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:07,330 Guys, it's nothing. 521 00:37:07,950 --> 00:37:09,070 I think I got you. 522 00:37:10,390 --> 00:37:11,390 Let's go. 523 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,120 Oh, fuck. 524 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,340 Fuck. 525 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,080 I can't... I can't fucking do this. 526 00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,940 It's an athletic dance. 527 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,500 Athletics. 528 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,640 Hello? 529 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,080 Go, go. Come on, come on. 530 00:38:29,629 --> 00:38:30,629 Where is it? 531 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:32,350 Where's the gator? 532 00:38:32,950 --> 00:38:33,950 He's close. 533 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:35,890 Okay, okay, I got you. 534 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,390 We'll get us out of here, okay? Stay with me. 535 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,690 Let's go. 536 00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:22,730 Morning, you. Back up, motherfucker! 537 00:39:24,010 --> 00:39:26,250 Come on, motherfucker. 538 00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:28,750 You make a fucking boot out of your ass. 539 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:32,629 Who's your dad? 540 00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:34,730 Fuck you! 541 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:41,570 You got shit on me. 542 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,220 I'm really sorry, Sarah. 543 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,840 Yeah. 544 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,840 Yeah. 545 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,960 What the fuck are we going to do? I don't know. That thing didn't even look 546 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,080 real. Well, it is. You're so interested to do it. 547 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,560 Sorry, Sarah. 548 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,760 How the fuck are we going to get out of here? 549 00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:10,980 I don't know. 550 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:16,940 I'm thinking, I'm thinking, um... What if we, like, distract her with our food 551 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:17,940 or something? 552 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,960 You think that thing's going to want one of Patrick's vegan tahini dip and some 553 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,960 in -bag leaves? 554 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,240 Yeah. Uh, maybe? 555 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,660 I'm still alive. 556 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,440 What was that, Sarah? 557 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,660 Do you think they could still be alive? 558 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,400 Like Paisley? 559 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,280 Who? 560 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,920 Chad! 561 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,440 Um, maybe. 562 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,660 Yeah. Yeah. 563 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,400 Probably. 564 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:47,859 Looking good. 565 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:51,180 Mm -hmm. Like, um, there's a big chance. 566 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:52,980 Yeah. 567 00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:33,140 Do you see it? 568 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,720 Oh, no, no. 569 00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:44,740 By the basketball hoop. 570 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,880 It's been kind of nice, just the two of us. 571 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:17,720 I mean, what do we do? 572 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:19,118 The food. 573 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:23,420 All about the food. We can distract her with the food. The dip, the dip. 574 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,380 The shit that she likes to eat that's disgusting. Get it, get it, get it, get 575 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:28,300 it, get it. LA shit. 576 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,820 Where the hell would you keep something? 577 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,620 Oh, the fridge. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. 578 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,880 Okay, okay, okay. 579 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,060 Wait, wait, wait. 580 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,040 Are you sure? 581 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:45,820 Don't be a baby. 582 00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:31,730 It is like the heenie dip. 583 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,860 Oh, shit. 584 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,020 Zorli, quiet. 585 00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,860 Why isn't it time to get in? 586 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,720 Maybe the dip killed it? 587 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:25,920 I can't fucking believe this is happening. 588 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,600 I'm better than us, right? 589 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,280 Yeah. 590 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,160 Right? Are you kidding me? Shit. 591 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,040 be here. 592 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,940 Okay? My mom guilt -tripped me into coming so I could get to know Chad 593 00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,420 Why didn't I listen? 594 00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:57,740 I could be home. 595 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:04,640 Instead, I am in the fucking Redneck Riviera hiding from a man -eating gator. 596 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,660 didn't even want to be here either. 597 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,040 At least they're your friends. 598 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,900 Well, they were. 599 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:13,540 Not really. 600 00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:16,880 Those guys are fucking assholes. I don't even like them. 601 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,460 And they sound dumb as shit. 602 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,040 So why did you come? 603 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:26,540 I, um... I heard you were coming. 604 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,160 But you didn't even know me. 605 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:38,780 Chad kind of showed me a picture of you, and I may have stopped your Instagram. 606 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,240 You did? 607 00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:43,180 Yeah. 608 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:46,660 I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now. It's probably... 609 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:49,890 Probably because we're both going to die tonight, but yeah. 610 00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:53,730 That's kind of creepy. 611 00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,660 We fell asleep. 612 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,480 Shit. 613 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,520 I was hoping this was all just a nightmare. 614 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:01,900 Yeah, me too. 615 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,520 How long were we out? 616 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:08,060 A few hours or so. 617 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,120 Do you think it's still out there? 618 00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:16,060 I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away. 619 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:17,860 Maybe. 620 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,320 I'll go check. 621 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,440 No? 622 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,980 Yeah, so it was just right outside the window waiting for us. 623 00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:56,700 Fuck! Yeah. 624 00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:00,100 Is there a... I mean, it's me. Dead. Arms severed. Keys in her hand. 625 00:51:00,820 --> 00:51:01,820 I think we're fucked. 626 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,320 What is it doing? 627 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,800 You know, it's like regular alligator stuff, just floating through the air, 628 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,040 circling the corpse of our best friend. 629 00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:09,880 Did you see anyone else out there? 630 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:12,280 No, no. I'm pretty sure it ate them all. 631 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,080 Fuck. Yeah. 632 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:19,860 The keys. 633 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,100 What? The keys. You said the keys are still in Sarah's hands. 634 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,340 Yeah, her bloody, disgusting, severed hand. 635 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,000 Okay, okay. So then what if we distract it? 636 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,500 We give it our other hand. 637 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:36,220 No. We leave it outside, and then we make a break for it, and we grab the 638 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,880 and we just get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no. That didn't 639 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,740 We already tried that. Remember with the vegan goop tahini dip? He doesn't want 640 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:44,620 that. He's too smart for it. He wants us. He wants meat. 641 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,120 Okay, well, we have to try something, or else we're going to end up like them. 642 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,400 I like my hands. 643 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:52,160 I want two hands. I know, so I need you to think. 644 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:53,980 The Bluetooth speaker. 645 00:51:54,140 --> 00:52:00,360 What? Get the speaker. Okay. What if we somehow connect our phone? Play some 646 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,400 loud -ass song. We throw it out this door. The gator thinks it's us. 647 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:06,520 Distracts it long enough for us to get to the car. Holy shit, that might 648 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:10,400 actually work. You're a genius. I love you. Okay, okay, okay. God, these 649 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,400 things. 650 00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:13,360 Connecting to. King. 651 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:15,060 Chad. The sex god. 652 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,900 iPhone. Still connected to his phone. 653 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:18,800 Hurry up. Okay, okay, okay. 654 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,640 Disconnecting. King. 655 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,220 Chad, the sex god, iPhone. 656 00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:23,580 Oh, yeah, nice. 657 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,240 Hurry! 658 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,620 Connecting to, oh, iPhone. 659 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,600 Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? Get a speaker. Get 660 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,580 speaker. I got it, I got it, I got it. Are you ready? 661 00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:40,940 Yeah, okay, okay. 662 00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:42,780 Wait. 663 00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:46,620 What was that for? 664 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:47,960 Just in case we get eaten alive. 665 00:52:52,330 --> 00:52:54,050 That's for good luck. I've never kissed anyone before. 666 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:56,390 Okay, 667 00:52:57,710 --> 00:52:58,850 great. 668 00:53:00,170 --> 00:53:02,550 Here we come, you son of a bitch. 669 00:53:38,569 --> 00:53:39,448 Hurry, hurry. 670 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:40,450 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 671 00:53:40,610 --> 00:53:41,710 Hurry, throw me the keys. Throw me the keys. 672 00:53:42,030 --> 00:53:43,390 My fingers are still clutching it. 673 00:53:43,690 --> 00:53:46,250 Just throw me the arm. It's a push to start. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 674 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600 producing volume. 675 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,400 What was that one for? 676 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,380 That's a taste of what's going to happen later. 677 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,820 I like the sound of that. 43896

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