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What the?

Fish rod, damn well, please.

Let's see what we got in Jimbo today.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Come to Jimmy.

There we go.

Oh, son.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

It's a big one.

Son of a bitch. Broke my fucking line.

That was a big fish.

Well, now, where did you come from?

Shoot, you're just a little thing.

Just a baby.

Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat?

Say hi to the camera, babe. That's good.

You know what time it is. Wait,

babe, this lighting hits so hard. Get in here.

Why aren't we there yet?

Well, we would be, but we're waiting for sale.

We'll party with the boys.

Sorry. Hey, is this for Instagram?

Hey, get in the car, bro. We got to go, okay? Let's go.

And it's gone. Come on.

I can't even put my hands on you.

What the fuck?

Girls,

as soon as we get there, I say we go straight skinny, dude.

Buckle up.

See, I'm back here.

Oh, shit, Sam.

I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam.

I think I'm going to crush, like, 15 beers right when we get there.

Bro, you think you got enough beer, dude?

This is hot out the door, bro. Oh, yeah, bro.

Someone's lube is leaking on my leg.

Yeah. Best weekend ever.

Hey, this is a tie. Are you paid?

My leg is really wet.

Like all the time oh shit

Before we go in there, we should just remember that, you know, we're out in

wilderness, right?

There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here. So we should just

and be careful.

Okay, Dad.

Does everyone have their sunscreen? Because I don't want anyone getting a

sunburn, you know?

We've got both the mosquitoes this time of year, okay?

I'm just saying, UV rays and mosquitoes can be very dangerous this time of year.

You know what else can be dangerous?

Me spraying in your face, bitch.

Roger that.

Don't forget the bags, brah.

This is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro. What's up?

Babe, those workouts are paying off.

Call Master.

Call Master. Shotgun on Master, baby.

Nice. All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on.

What's the fucking end of that?

Giving cottagecore toxic masculinity retro vibes?

Masculine as fuck, babe.

Is your uncle a samurai or some shit?

No, bro. He lives between painkillers, toenails, and flippers.

It's going to work for him soon.

Two makes.

I have it, bro.

What's the Wi -Fi here? I have like zero signal.

I don't know if he has it, bro. You know, this is his off -the -grid cast.

What? Oh, my.

Great. I'm in a redneck swamp house and I can't even post about it.

Hope, just because you're my sister doesn't mean you get to kill a fucking

vibes, okay?

Step, sister.

Whatever. We can all survive for three days without it, right?

Alright, let's all, uh, you know, go sit our shit down, maybe chill for a little

bit in our rooms.

Let's do some shots, baby!

It's time to rage!

Fuck yeah!

Oh, babe, hurry up. I'm warning.

Come on, babe. We're about to break this bitch.

That fucking ass you got. Okay.

Stick that out, buddy.

You're gonna squeeze that shit. Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh, yeah.

Gotta get the bleak.

Die, cunts. Die, cunts.

That's fucking awesome, buddy.

Damn, man.

Fucking cute.

Tell me this is not a total slay. I got the pants from shit. Oh, my God. Babe,

take a photo of the three of us. Of course.

Get on that, boy.

All right.

Everyone say tequila.

Baby. Tequila.

Yeah? How many times do I have to tell you?

What? That is the worst angle ever.

Hold it up high.

It's going to make us look good.

Sorry, babe.

Goddamn. P .L. 3. 1, 2, 3. Tequila.

We can FaceTune it, though.

Party Sam's fighting.

Are you going to church?

What? But no, this is a nice shirt. It's totally in season. It's bonobos.

You're getting single dad, three -year -old vibes.

Yeah.

It's a nice shirt, Sam. I like it.

You do?

Hope likes it.

Don't wait for us or anything.

Actually, we probably should eat something, right? I mean, if we're going

drinking all day.

Good point.

Okay. So, for now, I was thinking we would do snackies.

I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop. And then later, I got us gluten

-free pizza rolls.

They're, like, bomb. Yeah.

Perfect. That sounds so good.

Oh, yeah, guys, I also had some white protein bars. Fuck that.

Let's do another shot. Yes.

Wait. Okay. See this.

The real toast will be outside.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, wait.

Are you guys getting engaged?

What? No.

I... I mean... Not yet.

Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops, like I said?

I don't know why that's not even a service. I can't even do my be real,

Just get it.

And meet us outside for the toast.

Whatever.

Don't worry, I'll get the laptops.

Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot all these different videos, like, kind

around the lake, you know, just to kind of show the wildlife and how I'm super

into wilderness and hiking and all of that.

I think it would be super interesting. And just for my following, you know,

like, I feel like it's going to gain me, like, probably, like, 50 ,000 extra

followers. What do you guys think?

Baby?

Yes? Pour the shot.

Yes, ma 'am.

Are you going to tell us why we have our laptop?

It's spring break.

I don't want to look at this. Yeah, I'd actually like to know that, too. Okay.

I'm going to film my toast for TikTok, and at the end, you all just follow my

lead.

We're going to throw our laptops into the water at the end. Wait, what?

Yeah.

Wait, guys, guys, we can't actually be doing this, okay?

Bro. This is 100 % going to go viral, you guys.

Just trust.

Yes, I love it.

Okay, are you ready?

Guys, guys, we cannot throw our laptops into the water, okay? These belong to

the school, and it's a complete environmental hazard. Think of your

children. Stop being such a bitch.

Just do it.

Don't you want to go viral?

Stop.

You know Sarah's really trying to become an influencer, okay?

Don't ruin her dreams like that.

Yeah, and the school's just going to get us new ones anyway.

And fuck that capitalist institution.

I'll need a refill here, Chad.

Whatever, Hope.

Ready, Chad?

I dedicate this toast to only being young once.

To those of us out there who know the world is going to make us get jobs, get

old and boring. And we say no.

We say fuck that. We're young, wild, and free. Cheers to Gen Z.

We party. We love.

We nurture.

We care about one another.

Cheers to us.

To life.

And to saying fuck the normalcy and screw their expectations of us.

Cheers, bitches.

Woo!

Yes.

Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes.

That was so slay. Like major slay?

Major slay.

Well, it would have been perfect if hope didn't fuck it up.

I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok.

Ben, it's still going to be fire here.

All right. Who wants to go play some beer paws?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Hey,

it'll be all right.

Yeah, I know.

Totally.

I just had a story on it I wanted to finish.

Oh, you're a writer, huh? Oh.

No, no, not really. I mean, not a good one.

Anyways, just some stupid short stories.

Well, I'd like to read them one day.

Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh?

I hear the vegan goop dip is out of this world.

Yeah, sure.

I can't believe I'm almost related to you.

Oh,

put your balls in my hole right here.

This hole.

Right here, Hope.

Garbage.

You want to step outside, bro?

You're a loser.

All right, bro.

Get it, homie. You got this, bro.

Hey, bro.

Laser focus, bro.

Damn!

Bro!

We practice every day.

All those times in your mom's basement, we trained for this, bro. No, bro.

It's all right. I got this.

Like usual, I'll carry the team. Bro, what you need to do, you dip the ball,

you give it a good blow.

Then you spank it.

Then you close your eyes.

Use the force.

Boom! Oh, yes!

Let's go, bro!

You put this ain't got shit on us!

That's my fucking boy, bro!

Wait, wait, bro.

What is that? Five wins now?

Zero losses?

Y 'all better get your shit together.

Whatever. Hey, guys.

Fair game. Come on, bro.

these guys' asses. Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe.

Oh, you're so hot when you win.

Okay,

you guys.

So, Haze Face and I were thinking that tomorrow we would all film a video for

TikTok. It was just like going around and picking up trash to show that we did

our part to clean up the native lands.

Who's down?

Me, obviously.

You mean the lands you all just threw your laptops into?

That was different.

That was to go viral.

Chill. There are much, much more important things to worry about right

Such as fucking beer pong.

Amen, bruh. Let's play.

God's plan, bruh. Aw, you two are so cute together.

You should totally hook up.

What?

We all know you want to.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush. Oh, baby dick.

What are you talking about?

I got it. I'm fucking genius. Why don't we play one more round?

Look, guys, I'm pretty drunk already. I think we should probably dissolve it a

bit. Lightweight, bro.

How about this?

If we win, you got that, though. Yes.

If we lose, we never give you two shit again.

I don't think that's a good idea. Done. We're in. Oh, Hope got the ball.

We are?

So don't fucking lose.

I think I'm out, bruh. What? Bruh. No cap.

Bruh.

Bruh. What?

Sorry, bruh. Oh, yes.

Biz guy.

Get it, homie.

Yes. We're going to go look at the stars.

Yeah.

Look at the stars.

Nice.

Yeah. Have fun, you two.

Oh, man, I love you.

I bet. It looks like it's couple versus couple.

Yeah, it is.

It's a four way up in this bitch.

Let's play.

Bet.

You think I can touch the bottom of the fucking lake?

Oh my god, babe.

You could do anything you set your heart to.

Yeah, I fucking can.

Bet.

You think this stuff on the lake is the frogs getting high?

Oh my god, totally.

So fucking cool.

You're like so smart.

I know, babe.

I know.

Babe, how long do you think this lake is?

Wow, babe, it's like so long.

I can go for like miles, babe.

Looks so fucking pretty, babe.

Is

that

what you want?

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

God damn, your tits are so fire, babe.

You have such fucking amazing tits.

I've never been on no dairy farm before.

I could melt these things all fucking day.

Yeah? Oh, for sure.

Ah, fuck!

What?

I left the rubbers in the room, babe.

Seriously? I know. I fucked up.

Well, maybe you could try finally going down on me.

You said one day you'd try it.

Look, babe, you know, it's just, like, totally not my thing.

Plus, I think I, like, I think I hurt my neck lifting with Chad the other day.

I totally will, though, soon, though.

I promise.

Fine.

Let me make it up to you, babe.

Sit right there, babe.

Oh, yes, sir.

Ooh.

Yeah, baby.

Don't even think about taking this blindfold off or you're going to be in

big, big trouble.

I love it when you order me around.

Yeah, you do, babe.

BRB. I'm fucking lightning quick.

The way you make this.

No fucking way. I told you he'd be right in the dick.

Baby boy, where are you?

Pierce!

Pierce, come on. I'm cold.

I need someone to warm me up.

You could say it's getting a little nippy.

Pierce!

O -M -G.

Babe, come on. Don't waste a good time.

You're like totally drying me up right now.

Babe, I'm seriously like so unhorny right now.

I didn't even hear you come out. You're like so, so... Babe, knock

it off and come here already.

Okay, I'm done.

No way. No, I told you.

You suck again.

You still ready for me?

I'm all bricked up for you.

Huh? What?

You know I don't like hide and seek, bro.

I'm going to find you.

And when I do, bad girl getting punished.

Big time.

I got you.

Paisley?

If you're swimming there, you're dumb as hell.

There's snakes and shit in there.

Okay?

I give up.

This can't come as hell.

It's fine.

I don't even want a band anymore.

Just be sitting here drinking solo, I guess.

Holding my dick.

Fucking condoms.

Shit ruins everything.

Hope sucks.

Hope sucks. Hope sucks.

Sucks so bad.

Come on, dork.

Four.

You said you were good.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about balls back?

Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't play those stupid frat boy rules.

We won. We lost.

Drink up.

Wait, did you guys hear that?

Hear what?

Turn the music down. I think I heard screaming.

Hell yeah, you did. My boy's probably out there just tearing their ass up.

No, no, no. I think I heard something, too.

Hope, what are you doing? Hold on. Shh.

I don't hear anything.

I guess Pierce is a two -pump chump.

No, babe, that's not true.

Not my boy.

Trust me. I taught him how to fuck.

This is dumb

as hell.

See?

He's good. Totally fine.

Where's Paisley? I don't see her.

I don't know, babe. She's probably out there looking for a receptor or some

shit. He isn't moving. Well, why isn't he moving?

You're right.

Post -op clarity is a real thing, guys.

Relax. Hey, look at him.

He's 100 % chill.

Does anybody have a phone?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do.

Call the cops.

Call the cops.

Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro! Shit!

He's gonna kill us if you see what I did to him!

No, we won't, babe. No, we won't.

He can't see us.

He's not telling us if we go to this wall, babe.

Trust.

Chad's right.

He can't see us.

Well, you said he.

How do you know it's a he? It could be a she or a...

I told you you can't get in.

Oh, shit!

I already got there so fast!

Oh, God.

You got it?

That scream.

What?

That scream you heard earlier. It sounded like Paisley.

Do you think she could still be alive?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Guys, she could still be out there.

Yeah, I just fucking bait, bro.

Don't say that.

Babe, enough of this shit.

Baby, where are you going?

Get the fuck out of here.

Fuck yeah.

You cannot be serious.

Look, the only way we're getting out of here... It's with the chief.

Go get it.

Might even have to check this thing out from a boy Pierce.

Oh, baby, it's too dangerous. You can't.

She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there.

I'm an alpha, bro.

Okay,

I'm going to go get the car.

Reverse as close as I can to the door.

You all pile in.

GTFO!

Oh, my God.

It's the only way.

You're so brave.

You're massively stupid.

Seriously, Chad, it's a bad idea.

You're going to get us out of here.

Go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom.

Might even have a strap.

A strap on?

What are you going to do, fuck it?

What? No, bro, a strap.

Fuck, I'm gone.

Oh.

Yeah, God, Hope, can you be serious for once?

You're such an idiot.

Yeah? No.

Yeah. And this plan is dumb as shit.

You can say that again.

But I don't see any other way.

I mean, like, Vader, it seemed... different. Like, could that be even

real? It looked different, right?

Like it was from another planet or something.

Like, none of this makes any sense.

I know.

By the way, when Chad was talking about his strap, I had no idea

what he was talking about.

I did.

Of course you did.

At least if we do die tonight, we'll die having beaten them in beer pong.

Good point.

Yeah.

Okay, it'll be all right.

Chad has an idiot confidence.

Things always go right for people like that.

Yeah.

Let's go!

Oh, shit. I almost thought you were gay.

Fuck off.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm actually an ally.

It's not even the same thing.

What? Chad, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, maybe we can come up with

something better.

I was born for it.

I'm like fucking SEAL Team 6, bro.

So hot.

Thanks, babe.

Okay, is there anything we can do?

No.

So, me.

The second I go out there, you guys lock this door, okay?

I'm going to stay low and make my way to the car.

No matter what happens to me out there, do not open the door.

Until I back the car up.

Okay? Okay, babe?

Okay? Okay?

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Babe.

I have no fear.

Zero.

I need you to stay strong for me.

You know I got this, babe.

You know it.

Right?

I'm just... I'm built this way, babe.

Oh, yeah, no fear.

No fucking fear.

Fear is witness.

Pain is witness.

Good luck, man.

You may be an idiot, but you are brave.

Guys, it's nothing.

I think I got you.

Let's go.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

I can't... I can't fucking do this.

It's an athletic dance.

Athletics.

Hello?

Go, go. Come on, come on.

Where is it?

Where's the gator?

He's close.

Okay, okay, I got you.

We'll get us out of here, okay? Stay with me.

Let's go.

Morning, you. Back up, motherfucker!

Come on, motherfucker.

You make a fucking boot out of your ass.

Who's your dad?

Fuck you!

You got shit on me.

I'm really sorry, Sarah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What the fuck are we going to do? I don't know. That thing didn't even look

real. Well, it is. You're so interested to do it.

Sorry, Sarah.

How the fuck are we going to get out of here?

I don't know.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking, um... What if we, like, distract her with our food

or something?

You think that thing's going to want one of Patrick's vegan tahini dip and some

in -bag leaves?

Yeah. Uh, maybe?

I'm still alive.

What was that, Sarah?

Do you think they could still be alive?

Like Paisley?

Who?

Chad!

Um, maybe.

Yeah. Yeah.

Probably.

Looking good.

Mm -hmm. Like, um, there's a big chance.

Yeah.

Do you see it?

Oh, no, no.

By the basketball hoop.

It's been kind of nice, just the two of us.

I mean, what do we do?

The food.

All about the food. We can distract her with the food. The dip, the dip.

The shit that she likes to eat that's disgusting. Get it, get it, get it, get

it, get it. LA shit.

Where the hell would you keep something?

Oh, the fridge. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Okay, okay, okay.

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you sure?

Don't be a baby.

It is like the heenie dip.

Oh, shit.

Zorli, quiet.

Why isn't it time to get in?

Maybe the dip killed it?

I can't fucking believe this is happening.

I'm better than us, right?

Yeah.

Right? Are you kidding me? Shit.

be here.

Okay? My mom guilt -tripped me into coming so I could get to know Chad

Why didn't I listen?

I could be home.

Instead, I am in the fucking Redneck Riviera hiding from a man -eating gator.

didn't even want to be here either.

At least they're your friends.

Well, they were.

Not really.

Those guys are fucking assholes. I don't even like them.

And they sound dumb as shit.

So why did you come?

I, um... I heard you were coming.

But you didn't even know me.

Chad kind of showed me a picture of you, and I may have stopped your Instagram.

You did?

Yeah.

I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now. It's probably...

Probably because we're both going to die tonight, but yeah.

That's kind of creepy.

We fell asleep.

Shit.

I was hoping this was all just a nightmare.

Yeah, me too.

How long were we out?

A few hours or so.

Do you think it's still out there?

I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away.

Maybe.

I'll go check.

No?

Yeah, so it was just right outside the window waiting for us.

Fuck! Yeah.

Is there a... I mean, it's me. Dead. Arms severed. Keys in her hand.

I think we're fucked.

What is it doing?

You know, it's like regular alligator stuff, just floating through the air,

circling the corpse of our best friend.

Did you see anyone else out there?

No, no. I'm pretty sure it ate them all.

Fuck. Yeah.

The keys.

What? The keys. You said the keys are still in Sarah's hands.

Yeah, her bloody, disgusting, severed hand.

Okay, okay. So then what if we distract it?

We give it our other hand.

No. We leave it outside, and then we make a break for it, and we grab the

and we just get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no. That didn't

We already tried that. Remember with the vegan goop tahini dip? He doesn't want

that. He's too smart for it. He wants us. He wants meat.

Okay, well, we have to try something, or else we're going to end up like them.

I like my hands.

I want two hands. I know, so I need you to think.

The Bluetooth speaker.

What? Get the speaker. Okay. What if we somehow connect our phone? Play some

loud -ass song. We throw it out this door. The gator thinks it's us.

Distracts it long enough for us to get to the car. Holy shit, that might

actually work. You're a genius. I love you. Okay, okay, okay. God, these

things.

Connecting to. King.

Chad. The sex god.

iPhone. Still connected to his phone.

Hurry up. Okay, okay, okay.

Disconnecting. King.

Chad, the sex god, iPhone.

Oh, yeah, nice.

Hurry!

Connecting to, oh, iPhone.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? Get a speaker. Get

speaker. I got it, I got it, I got it. Are you ready?

Yeah, okay, okay.

Wait.

What was that for?

Just in case we get eaten alive.

That's for good luck. I've never kissed anyone before.

Okay,

great.

Here we come, you son of a bitch.

Hurry, hurry.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Hurry, throw me the keys. Throw me the keys.

My fingers are still clutching it.

Just throw me the arm. It's a push to start. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

producing volume.

What was that one for?

That's a taste of what's going to happen later.

I like the sound of that.