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Miss Marianne. You have the 9 1โ2? Yeah, you're a lucky lady.
Oh, I'm excited.
That's fair. Look at those beautiful feet.
Right foot's all right?
There you go. Get it in there.
They're too tight. Okay. All right. Are these the 9 1โ2? These are the 9 1โ2,
yeah. Do you have the neck size?
No, not in Carrie Brooke. That's why I don't like Carrie Brooke, Marianne,
because they fit really small. They're made for dolls or something.
They're too tight. Okay, take them off. Take them off. Don't worry about it.
You ever try Vitality? No.
Excuse me? I bought a pair of shoes for you the other day.
Him with the black body?
Yeah. This woman said she bought a pair of shoes from you?
Oh yeah, you bought the brown Mary Janes, right? Yeah, I did. They're
are they treating you? I wore them out of the store.
Okay. So I left my old ones here. Okay, what do they look like?
They were two -tone pumps, wingtips.
Lloyd, did you see her shoes?
No. Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes of the other
shoes that I was trying on and restock them? Okay. All right. If I saw the
boxes, I'd be able to recognize them.
Lloyd, can you help with Marianne here?
Sure. Sure. Yeah, we'll take the basement. Come. Thank you.
Excuse me. Lloyd's going to help you. Get the vitality in, okay?
I'll be right with you. Let me finish up. Okay. Thank you.
What? Shh.
All right. I want to show you something. Come here. One second. Let's go.
Why do I have to get Louis?
How you doing, Mark?
Look what I got for you.
What is this?
Check it out.
What am I looking at?
Turn it over.
Manager? Manager. Come on, Murray. Whatever you do, just don't tell Louis
this, okay? Look, I'm very clear with you, all right? I'm not trying to be
disrespectful. You built something very commendable here. I don't want to. I
don't want to. I don't want to discuss this now. Stop. Stop. Let me say
something. It's been good for my soul.
to see this up close and personal.
I'm not a shoe salesman. I'm not a shoe salesman. I don't want to discuss this.
No, but I do want to discuss it now because when I'm back from my trip, this
over. I'm not coming back here and doing this. Speaking of which, can we settle
up now? I've got to buy my plane tickets. We'll settle at closing. I
see the travel agent on my lunch break. You'll never come back after your lunch
break. That's what you think of me?
Yes. You think I would go and I'd just not come back? I said settle at closing.
That's it?
Yeah, that's it. Goodbye. I love you.
Come on.
I was about to come to you.
No, I was on sick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick. What? I got the championships.
No, it's food poisoning.
It's food poisoning.
I threw my luggage.
Let us die and let us live forever.
We don't have the power, but we never say never.
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip. The music's for the sad man.
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden faces into the sun.
Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune. The music's played by the man.
Bye.
Take the white shirt off. I can't follow the white ball against the white shirt.
Don't fucking blame me, Marty. Stop it. I can't follow the ball.
You're a fucking sundodger.
I love you.
Hello?
It's Judy.
Hi, Judy.
Your mother, she's very sick. Okay, really?
Yeah, she's gray in the face. She's speaking nonsense.
She's asking for you. You should come home. Sounds really bad. You should
probably call an ambulance.
Who's going to go with her? I don't know. You should probably go since
invested.
Hold on a minute.
Okay, fine. I'll take her to the emergency room and sit
there and wait for God knows how long.
And you can come here and give my husband his medicine and massage him.
Hi,
sweetheart.
Who are you talking to?
I'm not talking to anybody.
Judy's just been tying up the line for an hour.
I got you some broth.
Sorry, it's cold.
Well, yeah, because the line was really long at the shop.
So that's what they'll say if I call down in there? Yeah, well, you don't
believe me? You're calling me a liar? Pick up the phone and call me yourself.
You're going to have to get Judy off the phone first. Oh, okay.
Hey, Judy, get off the phone.
Okay, this is a normal IATT approved ball.
Try to follow the white ball against the white.
Almost impossible, right?
I don't even see your eyes moving.
If I'm wearing a white shirt and I'm wearing this, you can't see the ball.
Now imagine it with an orange ball, which no one's ever thought of.
See, you're already following it way better. Look at his eyes.
See how his eyes are looking?
Yeah, you're looking more engaged now. So that's what we want to do. Right now
in the world of table tennis, you're obliged to wear black just so you can
follow the white ball. Look at this. That's Ted Bailey.
Who's that? That's the number one ranked player in the world right now. He's the
British champion. I've already beat him, by the way. Now look at this.
That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis player. What's the difference there?
All white. He's in all white.
It's beautiful. To me, that's luxury.
To me, that's class. You could sell that.
A custom ball like that isn't going to cost a lot of money. It's custom. It's
original ball for an original guy. It's a Marty Supremo, not the Marty normal
ball. Yeah, but what does it cost?
It doesn't matter the cost. We can't cheap out on this. It's going to be
nominal, Mr. Gronis. We're going to spend money to make money, right? I
Get me a cup of coffee. No, your secretary will get you a cup of coffee.
busy. Just get me a cup of coffee. Dad, we're talking like men about business
here. I'm not getting you a cup of coffee. Get me the damn coffee.
Marty, you want a coffee?
Listen, I appreciate your friends with my son.
He's limited.
He's 30 years old. He's still living at home. He hasn't done much.
And he doesn't know business. He doesn't know the cost.
I'm being limited, Mr. Gowanus, respectfully.
I mean, look at your business success. That's in your DNA. And you passed that
through to Dion. It just hasn't been awoken yet. I don't know. I wouldn't be
here trying to involve you in something that I didn't fully in my bones believe
in. And I have tremendous respect for your money. And I know it's hard to
believe, but I'm telling you this game at Phil's Stadiums overseas.
And it's only a matter of time before Phil's Stadiums in the United States,
before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box.
I don't know nothing about this business. No, you don't. That's why you
trust me.
This time next week, I'll be the first American to ever win the British Open.
That'll slide me into the number one ranking for the World Championship.
Life magazine is going to cover it. Look magazine is going to cover it. They
have to. The editor of Look magazine, he loves me. They all love me.
I'm uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United
I'm closing up. Yeah, I can see that. I'm sure you see my uncle. He left.
He left?
What do you mean he left for the day?
He had to take your mother to the hospital.
Oh, for crying out loud, she's not sick.
Hey, boy, he owes me money. We're supposed to settle up today.
Well, maybe if you didn't take that five -hour lunch, you would have spoken to
him. No, shut up.
Oh, you're sounding a lot better, huh?
That'd have been quick.
I love no thanks to you. Enough. Mom, are you with Murray? Be honest.
No, I think he left for his trip.
His trip? What trip?
He's taking us to the coaches for the weekend.
But he would have stayed if I asked him to. You're not sick, Mom. He was
supposed to give me my money for my flight.
Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie.
Yes, you do.
Why do you think I'm working here? I literally only accepted this job for
idea what you are implying. You know what this is? What? What is it? This is
sabotage. You're sabotaging me. Oh, please. You're sabotaging your whole
What is that?
What?
Are you sure you think I'm going to rob you?
Just a reflex.
If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead. Yeah, right. You'd be in a pool of
I came to grab my suit.
You know, I bought this specifically for my trip. Didn't know you needed a suit
to play ping pong.
I just want the $700 that Murray owes me.
Yeah? Or what? Or I'm going to shoot you in the leg.
No, you're not.
You sure about that? You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few
years in jail.
Okay, I'll shoot you in the head instead.
You're not going to do that either.
Look, Lloyd, I just want what was promised to me, not a penny more. I'm
be coming home with ten times that amount in prize money. So just turn the
cheek, let me take what I'm owed, and I'll give you an even $100 when I get
back. Not interested.
Lloyd, come on, look at me, please.
We both know you'd love nothing more than to see my ass get canned.
You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job, and yet, look at
this, okay?
Look, Murray gave that to me.
Flip it over.
Manager, I want to be your boss.
How unfair is that?
I could fire you whenever I want.
I could tell you to sweep the floor on your hands and knees. How about that,
okay?
Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at you right now. I'm actually threatening
use it. This is a legit robbery like any other. My fingerprints are all over
this thing. These are facts.
So open the safe, let me take what I'm owed, and you can call Murray, tell him
exactly what happened, get me fired, press charges, whatever you want.
Okay?
Fine.
Gee, Dexter.
Thanks.
I like it all so much. It's another.
Such a mass of motion.
Do not know where it goes.
I move with the motion. We can get our own rooms.
Freezing. Yeah.
I really need you to be serious now.
Eyes on me.
Pakistan, I need you to look at me. You see that?
Yeah. The Japs sent a team. What about the travel ban?
They must have listed it.
No more travel, mate? Okay, gentlemen, I want you to flip your paddles for me
now. Thank you very much.
Here we go. One, two, three.
Hold it still.
Match point, Moser.
get to my forehand too much. Should try to put me in my backhand.
Endo.
Endo.
Endo.
What's the score here?
19 -4. The Japanese guy? Japanese guy's trashing Bailey.
What's he using? What's that paddle?
I don't know, mate. No one knows.
He's silent.
Like a ghost.
Wow.
Wow, Bailey!
Point.
Endo.
Match. Point.
but he wasn't dying.
I'm so sorry
it
doesn't meet your high standards.
We offer complimentary housing to all our players, Mr. Martha. So far as I
you're the only one to complain. You're talking to me like I'm any player off
the street, okay? I need good rest so I can win the tournament. You know
perfectly well what an American win will do for the future of the sport.
I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Seppi. Appeal to the USTTA. Maybe they can find
you something better. There's no USTTA. The USTTA is two guys in a desk. It
doesn't exist.
That's not my problem. It is your problem. I want to stay where you're
That's what I need.
I am finding this whole exchange really offensive.
You're offended? I am offended. I'm offended. You're making your star player
huddle in a rat's ass.
I'm so sorry for that interruption.
Back to Ceylon and Mexico.
This is a nice hotel.
Must cost a mint.
Yeah, very nice.
The IATT covers accommodation.
Only for the star players.
Is that right?
How many are there? Star players?
I don't know. I haven't seen any others, so one.
Any nerves going into the semis? Nerves?
Against Gletzky?
No. Are you kidding me? Well, he's won the tournament for the last three years.
He's got quite the reputation. I have quite the reputation. Look.
I'm going to do to Klitschke what Auschwitz couldn't.
Okay? I'm going to finish the job.
Jesus Christ. You're a little strong, mate. It's all right. I'm Jewish. I can
say that. In fact, if you think about it, I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare.
Why is that? Look at me.
I'm here.
I did it. I'm on top. I'm the ultimate product of Hitler's defeat.
Yeah, write that down. That was good.
Write that down.
Do you like that confidence?
Put that under a picture of me. Tell us a bit about your background.
My background?
No,
but seriously, my mother died in childbirth, and my father was a
loser who abandoned me when I was two years old. I got stuck in the New York
City orphanage system, got shuttled from one hellhole to the next, naturally got
in trouble with the law. But I don't want any of that to define me. Excuse
Excuse me.
What? It's cased on over there.
That's her. She's the Z.
Well, you know, the movie actress, like, from the 1930s.
Opportunities.
Opportunities. That was good. Yeah, yeah, great movie. Yeah. Black Box. My
loved it. Yeah, yeah.
She was big.
She was huge.
Came and went.
That's her.
Yeah, it's Hollywood, mate. Yeah.
It's her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't be.
Something about her leg.
Shadow leg.
Yeah, that was good.
Very good.
Pretty. Great legs.
Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Did you have a chance last night? No.
You're looking well. Fair play to you. Next question.
Hello.
Kate. Speaking.
Hey, it's Marty Mouser. I'm in the Royal Suite. I saw you in the lobby
yesterday. Okay.
Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed.
I don't recall.
Well, I'm a huge admirer.
Okay. Can I help you with something? Maybe. I just ordered one of everything
the room service menu.
There's no way I'll be able to eat it all alone.
Ah.
So you'd like me to come up to your room? Mm -hmm.
Perhaps I should send my husband instead. Oh, sure. He can come up here,
I'll come down and meet you. Okay, wonderful.
Thank you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to keep talking.
Why is that?
Because I never talked to an actual movie star.
Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would
know, I'm something of a performer, too.
Are you? Yeah. You don't believe me?
What? You're a performer?
Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you?
I do have it, yes.
Okay, we'll turn to page 12.
Page 12.
Okay, what am I looking at here? Down the middle in the center.
This is you?
Yeah, the chosen one.
It's a nice picture, right? Well, I play table tennis here. I'm here competing
in the British Open. How old are you?
I'm 23.
Twenty -three.
Yeah.
I bet you can't name one film I've done.
Well, we said.
Because I stopped acting before you were born. Really? Mm -hmm. That's really
interesting. Hey.
Why'd you stop? Did you use my razor to shave your legs? It's done. I've cut
myself. No. Who's that, your husband?
Mm -hmm. I guess someone wants to snuck in and shop Uber that day. I'm on the
phone. Holy shit. With whom?
Debbie. Debbie. Debbie. Tell her to get a life.
Is he gone? Mm -hmm. Debbie. Okay.
Why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about this. You know, I really have to go.
Let's miss it, do you? Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow.
I can't. Come on, you can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in
world. I'm not available.
Oh yeah, what you got going on?
Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband.
Oh, okay.
What's he promoting?
Pens.
Pens? Are you serious? Pens. Like writing pens?
Yes. What, like he's a pen salesman?
How can you afford the suite you're in?
He owns Rockwell Inc. Oh, okay. Well... Yes.
I know Rockwell Inc. I'm sure you do.
Okay.
Well, what's the event?
He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchard's. Ooh.
That sounds really boring.
Okay.
Oh, God's sake.
What is it? Don't hang up. Don't hang up. Just one question. Does your room
the street or the courtyard?
I don't know. Just answer the question.
Does it face the street or the courtyard? The courtyard.
Okay. I need you to go to the window.
What floor are you on?
I'm on the third floor, I believe. Third floor. Okay, perfect.
Look across the street. Do you see the open window with a bowl of fruit on the
table?
You see it? I do.
Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to make an apple appear in that bowl.
And if I do, you're going to blow off your little rendezvous. No, no, no.
I'm not agreeing to anything. All right, we're not agreeing to anything. I'm
going to do it anyway, okay? One, two, three.
I'll leave a ticket for you at the box office.
I had a lot of fun with this one.
I had a lot of fun, right?
Get whatever you want. Don't even look at the prices, okay? Well, what are you
getting? I'm going to get the beef wellington and the caviar tasting plate
because they're the most expensive items on the menu. Listen, I would like to
keep going back a little bit about the Globetrotters. About the Harlem
Globetrotters again? Yes, yes. I told you I'm not interested. I'm not doing
Because I don't want to do it. It's great money.
And we will travel all over the world. Have you seen Venice? I don't want to be
doing trick shots for a halftime show and people are going to the bathroom.
That's beneath me. They are treated like royalty wherever they go, okay?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
It's a great opportunity. I think we should not miss it.
Marty.
Yes, sir. May I help you, sir? Hi. Could we order?
Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter. Hang on.
Yes.
I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tat tonight. You put it on my room. The
Royal Suite, Marty Mouser.
Make sure they know it's me, too.
Oh, I will. Leave it to me, sir.
Don't take no for an answer. I won't. Marty Mouser, Royal Suite. Will do, sir.
Okay, go tell them. Will do.
Okay, look at me. Don't look at there. Look at me. Who's Rockwell? Some bozo.
He'll look over now. Be subtle about it. What's he doing?
He's looking at us. Really?
Okay, keep talking. Be normal.
Okay, fine. I want you to reconsider.
Okay, they would be a great team. It's on the Harlem Globetrotters. It's very
sad what they do, okay?
Some of the premier athletes on the planet reduced to acting like surface
clowns. What's he doing now?
Actually, he's coming towards us. He's coming? Just be normal.
Don't do that casual.
Excuse me.
Do I know you? I don't think so.
And you want to buy dinner for my entire table tonight? Yeah, is that okay?
Why? What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason?
Let me rephrase that.
What do you want?
No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you.
Thank you? Yeah.
Thank me for what specifically? For all your products.
I mean, where would we be without pens?
You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of is the ability to
smell bullshit from a mile away. I'm being completely sincere.
Where are you from? New York. What about you?
New York, too. What do you do?
I'm a professional athlete.
Really? What sport?
Table tennis.
Table tennis? That's a sport? Yeah, of course it is. I'm here competing in the
British Open. In fact, I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow in front of a sold -out
crowd in the final against Japan.
I'm here representing the United States.
Japan? Japan has a team here?
Yeah, that's what I just said.
How'd they get around the travel ban? Because table tennis is the fastest
growing sport in the Asia. It's huge over there.
Oh, you're going to like this. You know what they call their grip? The way they
hold their racket?
No. They call it pen holder.
So what?
You can use that.
You said for what? For an advertisement or something. I don't know. You're the
business guy.
I'm being rude. This is my associate, Bela Kletsky.
Nice to meet you, sir.
I assume you're a table tennis player also? I am. I am. Actually, I was the
world champion from 35 to 39. He was the world champion. I beat him today.
He beat me.
He's much younger than you. I'm much better than him. Much more talented. I
can't help but notice this tattoo.
You were in one of the camps, weren't you?
Oh, she's working now, yeah. Why do you ask?
My son lost his life liberating you.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I thought you were liberated by the Soviets.
We were. It wasn't the Americans, it was the Soviets. I didn't mean it
literally. He was serving the South Pacific.
Well, what happened to him?
What do you mean? He was killed.
Huh. Isn't that funny?
Huh.
I just get nervous laughter sometimes.
Well, if it's any consolation, I'll be dropping a third atom bomb on their
tomorrow. Yeah, I'm sure his mother's going to get a lot of comfort that
playing ping pong in his honor. It's not that big of a deal, but I appreciate
it. Tell him you used to defuse bombs to the Nazis. Tell him the story you told
me about the bees. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're going to love
story. Tell him.
You want to hear it?
Not really, but go ahead. No, tell him. It's beautiful.
Okay, I'll make it quick. So, when I first got to the camp, I was put into
housing. So lucky for me, there was an officer who recognized me. He had seen
in 1935 at the World Championships in Prague.
This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real fan.
You're telling me he let you live because you played ping pong?
They respected my skills, yeah.
So then, they taught me how to dismantle SC bombs.
Okay? So each morning, they would send me into the woods with the bombs.
On the outskirts of the camp, where I could only do damage to myself.
So one time, I followed a honeybee. A bee?
A honeybee.
All the way to its hide.
And I smoked all the bees out.
And then broke it open.
And I smeared the honey all over my chest, my arms, everywhere.
Why? Because later that night, I let all my bunkmates to lick the honey off of
me for nourishment.
Head. Fuck. End of choice.
I'll go that side.
Come on, Mark, it's not...
and gains the 21 points.
It fails, but we don't buy it, do we?
Good luck, gentlemen.
Quiet, please.
Point
ended.
One minute.
2 -0.
All right, Marty.
All right, Marty.
0 -3 -0.
Entered in two days, it is zero,
but now here, 1860.
Come on.
Switches to knowledge.
Japan won the 19th All -Japan Table Tennis Championships.
Since the end of the Pacific War,
Japanese athletes have won in international competitions.
The name of the athlete is Endo.
Endo, a nameless Japanese challenger, is a 3 -0 loss to the American athlete who
is the candidate for the championship.
100 ,000 people gathered in Tokyo.
In the celebration of the Parade Sanagara, he celebrated this outdoor
However, Endo himself said that he wanted to return as a humble local
not as a hero.
When Endo was 16 years old, he met with Tokyo Daikushu and lost his senses.
He finished his senses in a world without noise and won the match.
And as the attention of the World Table Tennis Association gathered in Japan,
the Tokyo World Championships was held this year.
He also wants to fight to become stronger.
But Endo is not alone.
He has the spirit of recovery of our country, which has achieved the recovery
84 million people.
So listen, Marty, I want to personally thank you for introducing me to table
tennis.
I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the 80s. Oh, yeah, yeah. And how big
it is in Japan. Yeah, that's what I was trying to tell you. So I'm thinking of
incorporating you to some of the promotional events we're going to be
there in the fall.
So what are you thinking?
What I want to do is stage an exhibition match around the time of the World
Championships between you and Endo.
I think you'd like that idea.
So I'm going to make you an offer.
I'll pay you $1 ,000.
I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo.
And if you're leaving for New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane and
you'll fly in luxury for the first time in your life. Okay, we can negotiate my
price later. This will be before or after the tournament?
About a week before the event. No, it's going to be after because I can't face
up against a guy in public before it actually counts. Drama is very important
me. I can't undercut the drama. Let's not get tied up in minutia. I just want
find out if you're interested in participating. Yes. Oh, yeah, of course.
interested in any opportunity to show off my talents. And you don't have to
worry either because this time I'm going to obliterate them. It's really the
racket that I'm playing.
I can assure you it's going to be a victory. Okay, listen.
I need you to understand what this thing's about. This is not an official
It's not even a real game.
This is purely promotional to entertaining the Japanese people.
So they buy more of my pens, okay?
You're going to play a few games. You're going to be great.
But you can't play better than that. I'm going to lose?
Marty, let me show you something.
Biggest magazine in Japan.
You made Endo a national treasure. Why are you showing me this? You think this
makes me want to lose? This makes me want to win.
Sometimes when you lose, you're a winner. I'm 10 trillion times better
Endo. You understand that, right? The racket that beat me. He's a mediocre
player. I couldn't care less. I don't care about table tennis. This is
What are you worried about? My reputation.
Your reputation? Yes, it's my reputation. I don't want to throw my
the trash for you. I'm not doing it. Aren't you playing in a vaudeville
act right now? What do you mean vaudeville?
Finish that sentence. What are you implying? This is a halftime show,
the Harlem Globetrotters, of the finest athletes on the planet.
I've probably played in front of 80 ,000 people since January. That's funny to
you? No, you're funny to me. I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me?
That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly and they murdered your son.
That's funny to me.
Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve, okay? Now we're even.
Get out.
Nah.
I think you owe me a meal first.
And everybody's got to learn sometime.
Everybody's got to learn sometime.
Maurice Lefort!
Everybody's gotta laugh sometime
Everybody's gotta laugh sometime
Everybody's gotta laugh
Please don't eat or drink in my room. It attracts bugs. Just go in there to
clean. That's it.
Well, you don't seem happy to see me. Yeah, you don't seem happy to see me.
So now you're going to be staying here?
Was I not okay?
Don't worry, I'll be out your hair in a few weeks.
Don't be stupid.
Why? What's in a few weeks? World Championship.
So where's that going to be?
Tokyo.
Tokyo, Japan?
Are you asking me if Tokyo is in Japan?
Is that a serious question?
You look very tired to me.
Yeah, because I just traveled halfway around the world. I'm tired. I was busy.
was working. I was making money.
You know, while everybody is at work in the building, it would be a good time
for you to take a nice, long, hot shower. Here.
I got you something.
It's from an original Egyptian pyramid.
We built that.
Okay.
Hey, Levi.
You got a lot taller.
I did.
They did.
Can I help you? Yeah. Hey, what are you doing?
Let's go, let's go. What the fuck are you doing? Over here. Come on. You're
under arrest.
You're under arrest. No, I'm not. What am I under arrest for? That's my
toiletries. Ow.
For what?
Armed robbery. Come on. Armed robbery? What are you talking about? You're going
to hurt yourself if you keep moving. What is going on?
Murray, where's my mother?
Murray. I asked her to leave for a minute. You told her. What the fuck is
on? I'm getting arrested. Help me. Sal, Sal.
I want to talk to my president. Sal. What do you want me to do? You know this
guy? Just go in the bathroom for a while.
Close the door.
All right. If it gets crazy, just call on me. What the fuck is going on,
That money I took, you owed me. No, no, no. It was money you stole at gunpoint.
No, you promised me. Excuse me. No, it was my money. You promised me that
I'm not. Why would I make this up? It was money from my trip to England. What
happened on your trip? What do you mean what happened on my trip? You lost.
No, I didn't. Oh, you did. Where did you hear that? No, I got cheated against.
You know how many times in the middle of the night. Stop with that. No, no, shut
up and listen to me. Lecture me. Shut up.
You don't know how many times I had to get woken up.
I bail you out. When did I ask you to do that? When have I ever asked you for
help? You never asked me to do that.
Exactly. But I did.
And now you're going to be a big boy. It's your turn. A big boy? Did you
just say that to me? You know, look.
I can't support your mother.
You're not going to have to.
Oh, why not?
Because I'm going to step up. Oh, you're going to step up how? I'm going to step
up in a way you can't even imagine. She's going to be living on Fifth Avenue
an apartment building with an elevator and a man who works in the elevator that
picks her up every time she uses it. Sure, sure, sure.
I'm going to give you two options.
Okay? I think you'd like the first one.
You come back to the shop.
This time, no more bullshit.
None of this ping -pong that you guys, okay?
I'm going to give you much more responsibility because, truth be told,
amazing salesman. I could sell shoes to an amputee. So what? What's the other
option? I press charges.
You're not doing that. Lloyd is a witness.
You're not doing that. And you go to jail. Really? You do that to your own
Are you out of your mind?
We'll see how long. Hey, stop!
Put it upon yourself. Stop!
Why? How much is he paying you right now?
Who's talking about paying me? How much is my uncle paying for you to scare me?
Because whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck my dick.
What? Suck my dick. Oh, you have terrible breath. You have terrible...
Hey, hey. Ow!
He just hit me!
Stop. Please stop. Murray! Stop for a second. We worked everything out. Yeah,
worked it out. You were in the other room. You didn't hear. We already worked
out. He's paying back. Animal.
Hey. He gave me the money, and everybody's going to be... Where did you
that? I got it from your luggage.
Are you out of your mind? It's my money for Japan.
It's my money for Japan. Are you out of your fucking mind?
Take them downtown, David. Take them downtown.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Come on. Please stop.
Let's go.
Stop. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go.
Listen.
Apologize. Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Take his cuffs off.
This is what's going to happen.
Okay?
We're gonna meet your mom at the garden cafe We're gonna have a really nice
dinner and let's just put all this shit behind us. Okay. All right. Okay.
I'm sorry I'm sorry. Take care of everything. Just get dressed. Okay. Come
love you Nephews a piece of shit, you know, I'm so sorry.
Here's another 10 Yeah, all right Gordon cafe, huh?
What do you got? The pastrami. What else? Yeah, pastrami. What do you get?
Roast beef. Roast beef?
Yeah. Go ahead. You should cop.
Hey.
Open up. Come on.
Break it. Break it in.
What happened? Out the window. What?
Frank! Franky!
What? Coming out of state right now.
There we go!
Out of state!
Oh, shit!
Hello. Hey, Wally, how you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
Of course I'm working tonight. Okay, great. Bring your cab and as much cash
you can. I want you to meet me at the Halsey on 28th Street, okay? What?
You want to go Hudson again?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, no, no, no. I got my ass kicked last night. We went all the way to Staten
Island, and within ten minutes, they recognized you, and now you want to go
down? No, it's fine, because we're going to go to that place that Quinn was
talking about in Jersey. That's a bad idea.
That's your new pet.
I want the armadillo.
No, I already... You know what? I'm just going to get you the armadillo, and
then I'm going to give him to you, and then you can make a decision.
No reptiles in the house.
Not a reptile. It's a mammal.
Okay, great. You're a beautiful man. Thank you. I'll see you again in an hour
and a half. Where? At the Halsey. Okay. I love you. Thank you. Oh,
okay. Good. Here you are. Is there a way I can go out the back or something,
please?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Aren't you going to say something to me?
What, congratulations?
Congratulations? Yes.
Are you kidding me? What do you want me to say? I've been trying to get in
contact with you for eight months.
Okay, I can see what you're trying to do. It's not going to work.
Excuse me? That's not mine.
It is absolutely yours. No, it's not. I pull out. Yes, it is. Does Isla pull
out? What do you want me to say to that money? It's a simple question. Answer
it. Yes or no? Does he pull out when he has sex with you?
Answer it. You want me to answer that? Yes, answer it. Does he pull out when
he... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess, Rachel. I lost the blenders.
Hey!
God!
What's this?
Bullshit! This is my friend since I was eight years old. Am I talking to you?
Ira, I've known her since I was eight years old. My father just died. She was
consoling me.
Honey, it's okay. Shut up. Don't touch me. That's how you talk to your wife?
Yeah, that's how I talk to her.
Okay. No, no, no. Come on. Keep going.
Keep going. All right, just stop. I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking
forehead. You want to get physical?
Like an ape?
Ira.
Ira, come back inside.
What are you doing? Somebody get the fuck the cops over here. What did you
Why did you talk? Okay, I got to get out of here.
There's a cop.
Come on. He's right here.
Is there a way out the back or something?
Please. Come on. Come on. Rachel. Rachel. Come on. Focus.
He leads over back. Go.
Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.
tell you later.
Guys, you see a white kid with glasses come through here?
Nobody saw him?
No English, huh?
Please insert a nickel if you'd like to continue the conversation. A nickel?
You're going to cut us off.
You have a nickel?
No. Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you this will be the last time. My eyes
with that motherfucking mouth. What's up, baby? Thank you so much. I really
appreciate it. Thank you.
No, I know. That's why we gotta get a hotel room. I need to get a shower.
How you doing?
Hey, can we get a hotel room, please? $4, bro. You said it was $3.
That was the last room. It's $4. Why is it $4 now?
Let me get $4. I'll pay you back. I promise. I'm telling you right now, we
got $10 to play with. You brought $10? What is wrong with you? You gave me an
hour notice.
I'm supposed to make money with you. Nigga, I got kids. I'm a fucking taxi
driver. It doesn't have to be nice or anything.
We're on the fifth floor. You can't use the shower.
Okay, how much is that?
$2 .50. Let me get $3.
Thank you. Yeah, I will, I will. You're lucky I love you. Jimmy, Jimmy. It's
coming out your window. Okay, I need keys.
What's that smell? Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
What is that? I had a little accident.
God, he had an enormous accident. It was horrible.
Smells like shit.
Jimmy, you smell like shit. Is that your breath of the dog? Can I get my key,
please? You're not going to the elevator with that dog. Take the stairs. Are you
kidding me?
Watch that dog.
Goodbye, Jimmy.
How big is she, Mark? Very big.
Big. Is she popping out tomorrow? I don't know when she's popping out. Look,
I know is it's not mine.
She has an agenda. You don't know her like I do. She's stuck in a miserable
marriage. She has a horrible life. She's trying to pin it down on me. Since we
were eight years old, she's trying to get me stuck. Your bummy ass? Yes.
Yeah, she is crazy. It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine.
Okay? So you're using raincoats? No, I don't need to. So you must be shooting
blanks. Do you know what continence is, Wally?
No.
Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in, and I count to ten
Mississippi. That's how you build up a muscle. Oh, my God. That's how you get a
fucking bladder infection. What are you doing?
That's my nail.
You got any of mine?
You can grab them goddamn diapers. No.
You'll get a fucking grip.
My father.
Yo, Marty.
What?
What's the rich?
Why? You got a $1 ,500 fine from the International Table Tennis Association.
What? Put me down here.
And they banned your scrawny ass. Give me that.
Are you okay?
Fuck you.
Fucking take off of me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fucking come and help me.
Don't worry
about
the dog. Give me your arm. Close it up. I got you. Don't worry.
Wally, call an ambulance!
You good? No, I'm not good. Where are my glasses? I mean, are you hurt? You just
fell through the floor. Oh, shit.
Get our money back.
Get our money back. Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here. It's $2 .50. What
are you talking about? I'm asking for way more than $2 .50. You see what just
happened?
Okay. Wait here. Wait here.
How long?
Ten seconds.
My shoes! My clothes!
Everything's soaked! Get wet!
There's a mask in there.
Why don't you put a sock in it? You want to switch?
I told you not to use the fucking shower. No, you didn't. You're the one
rented me the room, okay?
I could have broken my neck falling out of that ceiling. Are you threatening me
right now? Yeah, yeah.
Who's got the fucking keys? Listen, I want my money for my room. And I want a
reimbursement for all my shit. Are you serious?
$7 .50.
Good, you're here.
It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood. What happened?
That's what's going on.
That's what's going on. Yo,
Jimmy, come on. You've got to help me with this dog.
I told you, I've got nobody free.
I've got nobody free right now. It's my family, man.
Come on. You guys. Forget the $750. Give me the $250. I can't help you. See the
owner tomorrow. I can't help you. You're stealing in this tiny hotel.
I'm not leaving. I ain't giving you nothing. What? Nothing.
Come on.
Just bring the dog to the vet. I can't. I got work. I got a job. I can't get
fired from my job. You got a job? I'll give you double what you get. No, I
can't. I can't.
I'll give you a triple.
Come on. Take it easy. Come on. Okay.
Okay. Look in that bag.
See the bag on the chair?
Yeah, go in that bag.
Okay. Open it up. I'm going to apply a tourniquet to you. I'm going to remove
the other tourniquet right now.
Take 50 for yourself.
Yeah, and bring 50 for the vet, okay? I feel some blood squirting out. You have
30 to first.
Okay, you tell him. I'll beat him as soon as I can get there, okay?
You're going to give this motherfucker money?
He's the one who fucking dropped the tub on you. I told him not to get in the
fucking bed.
Fucking lich, kid.
Get the strapper ready, and we'll take him to Bellevue.
Lich.
We can still turn around and take him to the bed.
$50 is more than enough. It's better than $50, $100. We can clean houses.
Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew. No, it's a $1 ,500 fine.
By the way, we've got to do this every night for two weeks.
No, no, no. I'm not taking two weeks off of work because you fucked up. Take
this. There you go.
Good boy.
Man,
you sound like a radiator.
All right, we're going to go play and we'll drop him off at the vet on the way
back. What's a couple hours for this guy? I got rides set up, man.
Moses.
Hey,
how you
doing? Can I help?
Can I get a lien?
Probably gonna be a half hour, 40 minutes, right? You brought shoes?
I'll just grab them later.
Done.
Over.
Fucking pathetic.
Hey, uh, who wants nuts?
Can I play?
Hey, can I play?
A dollar a game.
Okay. What's your name?
Seth. Let's get a warm -up rally going.
Nah, put up or shut up. I don't play for free.
All right, never heard of that.
I'm holding. He's holding.
You're holding. Why is he holding? Yeah. You got yours?
Can I trust you?
Trust me, you can. All right.
Where are we at? All right, Seth versus Roger. Dollar game.
Hi, sir.
What are you doing? I'm not even looking.
One zip.
I wasn't even looking.
No,
you can't do that.
You got to let the ball hit the other side. You can't catch it with your
That's my point. What are you talking about? You can't do that. You got to let
the ball fall off the table.
That's ridiculous.
You're cheating. I'm cheating? Yeah, that's called cheating. You're not
following the rules. Fine.
Take the point. Thank you. Give me the ball.
That was good. That was good.
No, no, no. No, no. I should have spotted you like five points, man.
You had a rough enough day already. Keep it.
Thank you, brother. Thank you.
Good game.
All right, Adam.
Adam, let's go.
Come on, put on it. All right, we're doing 50 cents.
You got a book?
What's happening?
Fair ran out on me.
Fair from what happened.
I'm a taxi driver.
From Manhattan.
Manhattan? Yeah.
That's an expensive trip, man. Oh, yeah, $25.
Well, the high road is tip five, so that's five and tip two.
Fucking get to the spot.
The guy chokes me out, punching me in the back of the head, takes my money and
run the fuck off.
Caught up to him. Motherfucking boy.
I beat the brakes off that motherfucking man.
And I took what he had.
Took what he had. Hell yeah, you fucking damn right I took what he had. That's
your role.
That's his principle.
His fucking principle. I understand that. I would keep it hidden. I would
that down if I were you in this place.
Not everybody's as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you. My point.
What about that asshole right there?
I don't know who the fuck that guy is. Hey, you can't say that.
I can't tell you like that.
That's ridiculous.
Elaine is open. Elaine can wait. That's fine. No, we gotta go now. They're gonna
give it away.
I'm playing now.
I have been waiting all night to bowl. Let's go.
Come on.
Roger. Look what you made me do.
I gotta go.
What do you mean you gotta go?
Get my dollar back.
You're in the middle of the game. You forfeit the game then. Give me my dollar
back. Yo, man, relax. Back up, back up.
You didn't finish the game. All right, then you play. Then you play. I'm broke,
man. I gave him my last ten. I'll play.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know you guys played table tennis.
Whoa. Give him a dollar. Do you have a dollar?
Fuck you. Put up five.
You don't have five dollars.
Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone.
Put your money where your mouth is. Why don't I put my penis where your mouth
is?
Rare shirt.
Wally and whatever the fuck his name is.
Market plane, baby. I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
What's going on here?
Color boy is about to lose all his money. Yeah, this asshole right here.
Why? That's point.
That's point. Here we go.
Yeah!
It's the edge. You fucking saw that.
It changed direction. You fucking saw that. What the fuck? Give me my money.
Give me the money.
Give me the money. Give me the money. Come on. Let me hope off the gas money.
No, you shouldn't bet with money you don't have. How the fuck am I going to
home? Walk.
Just let him keep five now or you've been a dick all night. Stop being green
now. Just give him five
Where's
Roger? Yeah, I got it Right
now you don't play you too good
spot your four points
Fine, $40.
$40? I don't have $40.
You want it? Take it or leave it. I got to go.
$40. One, two, three. He's got cash. He's got cash.
All right. He won.
Come on. Pitch in. Pitch in. Let's get him home. Let's get him home.
Thank you, everybody. Thank you. We're going to get you home. We're going to
you home.
All right. Great. Great.
Nothing.
I'll put aside that.
How much?
$5.
You got all the money. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
186, 187, 182, 187. That's my part, that's my part.
Next town, I said it's 20 minutes away.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy. Over here, baby.
He breathes a lot better.
We might not have to give the vet any money.
408, 408. That's 204 each. That's 50 -50.
And while I was thinking if you give me the full amount now, I can give you 10
times that when I get back from Japan. Stop, stop, stop, Mouse. No, no, what do
you mean?
You're not going to fuck me like you do everybody else. You saw the fine.
You saw it.
I'm going to be coming home with ten times that. I'll buy you a medallion. I
don't want no fucking medallion. Come on, don't give me a hard time about
Oh, fuck.
Marty, Marty, let's go. Get in the car. Let me talk.
Get in the car.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Gentlemen, what's going on?
How are we doing?
What are you talking about? I'm giving this guy some gas.
Relax.
I got people depending on me. I got real responsibility.
I'm going to make it up to you, all right? Don't be mad.
Can we get you a new cab?
All right, don't worry about it. Wally, I love you.
Close my door.
Hey, Marty.
Hey, Ted.
Hey, Marty. How you doing, man?
Sorry about your loss. It's all right. Is Lawrence here tonight?
Yeah, he's around here somewhere. Okay. All right. Thank you. Good to see you,
man.
I don't want to lie to you.
I'm Marnie.
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you.
Nice seeing you in the back room tonight. Hey, hey.
That's a girl in the back.
Okay? She pregnant. She real upset. Oh, God. Okay.
All right.
Let me go talk to her, but then please don't leave without finding her, okay?
All right. Okay, nice to see you.
Okay.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I don't mean to bother you. I know you're really, really busy. You don't
any of your face. I didn't really have anywhere else to go. Let me see. He just
started yelling at me, and he was really mad, and he was ripping my clothes.
He did this to you? He was really scaring me.
I just didn't know where else to go.
Are you mad at me?
Rachel? No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty.
Open the door.
Yeah, hang on.
What are you... Shame on you!
Hey, Dion, how you doing, man? I really appreciate this. This is my sister
Rachel, by the way. Rachel's my buddy and my business partner, Dion.
Hey. Her place flooded. She needs a place to crash for the night, but that's
okay, right?
I don't know, man. I know, but I can't have her exposed to mold and spores and
shit. Dee, come on. She's eight months pregnant.
I don't know, man.
That's my nephew.
I'm not supposed to have people over.
She's got a bad situation at home, man. I can't have her go back there, please.
All right, come on.
It's been a night. You just got to be out of here by tomorrow before our
get back. Okay, no problem.
We should take advantage of the time we have together. You know, really firm up
our business plan. That way when your dad gets back, he sees how organized we
are. Yeah, he's pretty upset.
We left us all this inventory for eight months. That's fine. In a few weeks,
I'll take the championship.
We'll be right back on track.
The balls are right in here. Really? Where? The top box.
Thanks.
Whoa.
You did the orange?
Yep. How'd you do the orange?
I contacted someone at Halix. They colored the celluloid for me. How?
Money, baby.
Me and my pop, we believe in you.
We're invested. That's why he's been so mad.
Check it out, Rachel.
Here, check out the packaging.
Orange spheres.
You came up with that?
Yeah, pretty good, right? That's pretty good. Dion, this is... I'm stunned.
I'm stunned.
It's hand -drawn, too. You drew this?
Yeah. It's inspired.
I appreciate it. I don't think you know what you're capable of.
Check it out. Thanks a lot.
Wow.
It's really nice.
Man.
Is this your room?
No, it's my brother's. You have a brother? You never told me you had a
It's a younger brother. He moved out. So this room is free?
Uh, yeah. Let me get my sister situated. I'll come find you in five minutes.
Okay. In five minutes.
I'm really impressed, D.
Thank you. Seriously.
Special guy.
Let me get the bed comfortable for you, all right?
So are you going to go out there now? Yeah, I got to figure my plan out for
tomorrow. Why? Plan for what?
Well, I'm going to get my head together.
How so?
This rich guy hit me up for a job. I think I'm going to get in touch with
Really?
Yeah. A job for what? It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan.
For the championship?
Yeah.
Wow.
Everything in my life is falling apart, but I'm going to figure it out.
Do you need any help? I could help you. No, that's alright. Can I do it? It's
alright, no.
Are you hungry?
No. You sure?
I'll just be in the other room, alright?
Good morning, Rockwell Inc.
Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please?
He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message?
Okay, when are you expecting him?
He's working off -site today.
Again, can I take a message? Thank you so much. Thank you. Can you make some
my sister for me to accept?
Hello? Yeah, yeah.
You said off -site where?
I'm sorry, I can't give you that information.
Would you like to leave a message or not? Yes, can you apologize to him on my
behalf? I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast with him
this morning.
I'm not familiar. From his son's battalion.
know anything about that? I have some personal belongings of his son. I was
supposed to give to him letters and mementos and such, but I messed up and I
overslept. I'm leaving town today, but I could always mail it to him if that's
easier. No, no, no.
How about this?
Why don't you try giving a call over to the Morosco Theater?
The Morosco Theater.
highest bidder.
You've got no right to judge me, Jed.
I fought tooth and nail for every shred of happiness I've ever found. You never
believed in me. Not once.
Oh, you want to wallow in self -pity.
Well, here's an oven. Jed.
I'm all right, Henry. Just give us a minute, please.
My mom is a dirty bird. Be careful now, Jedediah. And that fancy dress you put
her in is the only thing keeping in the stench.
What did I do? Go!
Run!
The door's locked. Oh, my God.
You've got to be kidding me. For Christ's sake, can somebody put a latch
door? I thought we had a good rhythm. A good rhythm going?
On what planet is that a good rhythm? If you're alone in a room? It's like I
wasn't even there in it.
Len, I couldn't get a word out. I understand. We're going to fix it.
a rehearsal process is for.
Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody takes five. Somebody needs to come.
It's impossible.
Do you want some water?
Yeah. Let me bring you some.
Hey,
Kay.
Hey, it's Marty.
From London.
What are you doing here?
Oh, I just got a friend in the stagehands union and I was dropping
for him. You watched that?
Yeah, I hope that's okay.
Oh, God.
I can't believe you're acting again.
That wasn't acting. He won't let me act. Yeah, no, that looked frustrating.
What's the deal with that guy?
Don't get me started.
Yeah, you were running circles around him.
Of course I am. Yeah, it was unbelievable.
He stays up for three days in a row because his character is supposed to be
tired. It's obnoxious.
If he's so committed, why did he stop the scene?
Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen and unlock it from the other
side?
Right?
That's what I would have done. Glenn!
Yeah. Glenn!
Yes. I need to talk to you. Thank you. Yes.
Yes, what? What? What? What? This kid understands the character better than he
does. Excuse me?
Tell him what you just told me. No, I don't want to. No, tell him. I was just
saying you didn't really seem like you were in the scene is all.
Who is this? He's nobody.
That's the point. You know, in my experience, only children hold a knife
this. If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this. This is not a
street fight.
Okay, well, if you're not going for realistic, you might as well add a
flair.
Thanks for this tutorial.
Thank you very much indeed.
That's all we need today.
Thank you.
We no longer require your presence. Thank you very much.
I pay you to say no. She seems
to think that this is carte blanche. I can't just perform the impossible here.
If you can't control her, I will find someone else who can.
Mr. Rockwell.
Mr. Rockwell. What? Well, hey, Marty Mouser.
Nice to see you. Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son?
Yes, but I had no other way to get in touch with you. Please, please. I want
revisit our conversation about Japan. I've reconsidered it, and I want to do
That is next week. I've made alternate plans. What are the plans?
It was your idea. It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have a conversation about
this for two seconds. What are you doing? Hey, hey.
Mr. Rockwell, Mr. Rockwell, please, let's both be pragmatists about this.
at personal feelings without the aside for a second. You and I both know how
much value I would add. With Endo in an exhibition on his home turf?
Imagine, it'd be like a stick of dynamite. Whatever you have planned, the
alternative, it's going to pale in comparison.
Please, give me two minutes. We have enough common ground to figure this out.
Please. All right, get in the car.
Really? Thank you.
Tommy, let's go.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Son of a bitch, I gave you the idea!
Miss Stone wanted to have lunch with you. Miss Stone?
Yes.
Oh,
my
God. I'm so late.
Come on. What do you care?
You're the star. It's got to feel pretty good, right?
I mean, why did you even stop in the first place?
Wanted security, and I got pregnant.
And he pressured me, and I settled.
Well, I mean, clearly you're doing the right thing now.
It sounds like he's paying you back with interest.
Who is?
Your husband.
I mean, he's funding your whole show, right?
Where'd you get that idea? Oh, I heard him complaining about it in the lobby.
Complaining? Yeah, about the costs.
Fuck himself.
Oh, completely.
You know what you should do is you should leech him for every penny he's
assume your place is the biggest star on the planet, and then you rub it in his
smug little face.
Thank you.
I'm really not looking for life advice. No, I'm just saying, you clearly never
needed them in the first place.
Like with me, I'm never accepting anyone's hope. I gotta do it completely
own, purely on the basis of my own talent. Otherwise, it's like, the
won't even count.
But that's just me.
Yes, well, that's very easy to say.
Well, it's easy to say, but it's not easy to do.
I mean, you know that. That's why you cashed out.
Let me ask you something.
Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?
Not yet.
Just my job. How do you live?
Well, I live with the confidence that if I believe in myself, the money will
follow. Ultimately, my struggle isn't even about money.
How do you pay rent?
I don't. You're avoiding the question.
No, I'm not avoiding anything. How do you plan on eating food today?
Honestly, I was going to order room service the second you leave.
Nice. Yeah, nice.
And what do you plan to do if this whole dream of yours doesn't work out? That
doesn't even enter my consciousness.
Okay. Maybe it should.
Wow.
You sound like my mom.
No offense.
You sound like a child.
Oh, yeah?
Clearly I'm old enough.
What is that supposed to mean? I'm old enough to fuck you in your hotel room in
the middle of your big comeback.
You're disgusting.
Break a leg.
I know, but I was out of town, so I only just received it yesterday for the
first time.
Well, look, not coming to Japan is not an option.
Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that a cashier's check in the full amount is
already on the way to him. It's in the mail.
No, that's fine, but just, I don't want any confusion about my attendance. I'm
going to be there. I'm going to be there when the tournament starts. I got it!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
How much do you think?
This is not real. What do you mean it's not real?
It came from the neck of a millionaire.
I saw it come off her neck. I don't care where it came from. It's total garbage.
Costume jewelry. Costume jewelry? Yeah. Oh, fuck.
If you want, I can give you two bucks for it.
Hello? Hey, Dion, it's me. How are you doing?
Where have you been? You promised me we'd have a list of the... Okay, okay.
dad lands tonight. I'll be right back and I'll give you my undivided
Let me just talk to my sister for a second.
Rachel, Marty's on the phone.
Hi. Hey, Rachel, listen. Where are you? There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay?
I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey. He'll pay a big reward.
Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door. Do you see them?
Yeah. Grab the keys. Make sure Dion doesn't see you do it.
Hey, Dion, can you go to the store and grab me some ginger? I'm having really
bad morning sickness.
Hi.
Sorry, station's closed.
Oh, that's okay. We're not looking for service.
Did you see a dog?
Come around here. Nah, I ain't seen nothing.
You seen a dog? He's this tall. When did you lose it?
A few days ago.
Uh, there's a pound down in Cranberry.
About five miles that way.
Maybe try that. I called everything.
Sorry, can't help you.
Thank you.
You can do anything.
Let's go check that place.
Hello?
First time in the city, our platter preview.
Selma Lou with Roy Milton.
Where are you going?
I'm going to check out that.
Oh, shit.
We're grateful to the record manufacturers and artists all over the
Hey, hey, Moose, it's Marty. Hey, buddy.
Fuck.
Hey, buddy.
Moose, Moose, Moose. Hey, buddy, calm down. Let's get you up. You want to go
home, right? Let's go home. Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
That was Peppermint Harrison, that great record of his.
I can't be loaded.
But it's time to hang up the old blunderbuss for now.
Remember, if you want any pickpockets,
Can I help you?
Oh, we were just searching the area for a lost dog. We?
My husband and I.
We lost our dog a couple of days ago near the gas station, and they told us
come and check over here, saying that you're the closest house.
Who? Which gas station? I don't know.
Hey, man. One of the guys that worked there. Oh, man, I'm so excited. You're
back. There he is. I think he might have found our dog.
No, no, no. I'm sorry. That's not our intention. We heard barking in the back.
We got so excited. I didn't know what you were talking about.
My dog.
You found it. I didn't find any dog.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?
Yeah.
I looked through your window. I saw my dog. You were looking through my window?
Yeah, it was a good thing I did, right? Get the hell off my property before I
call the police.
You call, I should call the police.
Okay. You want to get a closer look at him?
Yes, please.
Okay, good, good, good.
I see your tight face looking through my window again.
I'm going to shoot it up.
What are you doing?
No, I need the dog.
I'm going to go on your face.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
any chance to lose a dog named Moses?
Yeah, I did. Why?
Oh, you did? Amazing, because we just found him.
For real? I did, yeah.
How is he? How's his breathing? You know what?
When we got him, his breathing was a little shallow.
All right, give me your address. I'm going to come right now.
Well, that's the thing.
The thing?
What do you mean?
Because, you know, in situations like these, it's kind of customary to give
person a reward, no?
Yeah, fine.
It's too much money.
I was thinking maybe $2 ,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing. That
seems pretty fair to me. You're joking, right?
No, no. That's fucking ridiculous.
Look, look.
I know it's really not your problem, but I'm about to have a baby.
Yeah. Look, I got no husband right now. I got no job, and this money would
really, really help me.
And, you know, let's be good people. You realize I got that dog for free?
Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
How am I supposed to look at it? Yeah, because let's just say that I'm not
calling about a dog. Let's say that I'm calling about your mother. And I'm a
doctor and I've got to perform emergency surgery on her. She's going to die.
What are you going to do?
Refuse the surgery because you got your mother for free? No, that's crazy.
You're going to take the surgery because you love your mother. That's the best
thing I've ever heard. Well, then I guess you don't know anything about
I'm sorry, but no.
No? No. It's really not your fault, and you sound like a very nice person.
It's just I've been ripped off one too many times in the past, and I'm just not
willing to let that happen to me again, so we're just going to need to find a
way to get me the money first.
You know? Yeah.
What is wrong with you?
Hey, okay, fine. Well, then if you really don't give a shit about your dog
you got for free, how about I donate it to medical funds? Would that be
something you wanted?
I should have known better. What am I doing?
Marty! That was a terrible idea. That was moronic.
I'm sorry.
I was trying to give it a shot.
That's not your fault. It was stupid. All right, calm down.
What color is the dog?
Why? Who cares? It's brown.
Okay, because my boss knows all of the local breeders and maybe we can get one
that looks the same and the owner won't be able to tell the difference. You
don't think he's going to recognize his own dog that he loves? But I'm saying
maybe not at first. I'm working on my game right now instead of him in their
used car lot making a mockery of my life doing prank calls.
Hey, pal, what are you still doing up? Keep your voice down. My parents are
sleeping. They're back? I didn't know they were back. I told you they were
Where's my dad's car? It's in the garage.
You're not going to believe, Dan, when I tell you the day that we had, you're
going to laugh. You tricked me. No, I didn't. What are you talking about? Yes,
you did. You lying bitch.
Whoa. Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat piece of shit. Hey, Rachel. Don't talk
to me like that. Don't talk to him like that. It's one of my favorite people.
Don't talk to her like that. Don't talk to him like that.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Obviously, I'm the one that told her to do that. She wouldn't have stolen the
car if I didn't tell her to do it. Give me the car keys. Okay, they're right
here. Okay?
We got into a little fender bender. What? But it's going to be okay. It's
damage. I could pay for it. How? When?
Dion, this is very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest.
I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast. I know your father. I'm not
staying here. How do you mean we're not staying here? You guys got to go. No,
no, no. Dion, we have to stay. No, no, no. Dion, Dion, Dion.
She's eight months pregnant. Are you out of your mind? Please, can we just talk
about it? Get your voice down. We've got nowhere to go.
You shouldn't leave. Do you have any idea what we've been through today?
I'm not talking to you.
talking to me?
Now you're not talking to me? Period?
Unbelievable.
Must be nice being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Meanwhile, some of
have to actually go out and work for a living. You ever heard that word, work?
You know that? Instead of doodling in your room all day?
Throwing your friends down the street.
Can you not just stare at us? Can you look at the wall or something? You're
creeping me out.
Where are we going to go? Because, sorry, you were bad. You were bad right
and I could be sleeping on it.
And I got a baby.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do
That was so good. That might work.
Where are we going to go?
That acting was so brilliant.
Are you actually crying? No.
What is that?
What?
It's makeup.
Hold on.
Just wait because I can explain. It's not my fault, okay? No talking.
I didn't have a choice. I needed to get out.
See how calm I am right now? It's not going to last.
Get the fuck out of here.
No. I think that we should both go. We should both go together.
This is the kind of shit my mother would do to me. How could you of all people
do this to me? The way I treat you? How could I do this to you? How could I do
this to you? How about what you're doing to me?
Have you ever for even one second thought about what you're doing? Shut
yourself, you narcissistic prick. Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Enough about your fucking parents. Aren't you like 30 years old? You
due in four weeks.
I am doing f - And it's his baby. By the way, it's his fucking baby. Yeah, he's
lying about that, too.
What's going on in my house?
Buddy,
how are you? Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning for
the Supreme Court.
You're taking my son's money. I don't believe it.
Don't you see what's happening?
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
No,
I give him meaning.
All you do is give him money. I give him purpose.
Get the heck out of here.
What are we going to do? What do you expect us to do?
I gotta tell you something, Rachel.
It's not intended to be mean. I have a purpose.
You don't.
And if you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. It puts me at a huge
life disadvantage.
It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through. And with
that obligation comes sacrifice, okay?
My life is the product of all the choices I've had to make. Your life is
product of... I don't even know what your life is the product of. You're just
making it up as you go along. That's the kind of person you are. That's not the
kind of person I am, okay?
You're responsible for the shitty decisions you made. I never told you to
married. Not once.
You cannot pawn them off onto me.
I understand.
How much do you make a year at the pet store?
About $1 ,200.
Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week to make $1 ,500, not including airfare.
I need to focus right now. No distractions.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
It goes without saying, I'm in no position to settle down right now. Get
out of your mind. I will not settle down right now. Okay?
If you're serious about leaving Ira, I will not abandon you. As your friend, I
will help you.
We'll do the research. We'll find a great maternity home.
They'll take you in. They'll ensure the baby's got a good family. We can do it.
No.
No.
Just go home, Rachel. Just go home.
What am I going to say? Figure it out. What am I going to say? Go home. Go
Rachel.
It's not your baby.
You stupid shit down the fucking ground! Like a dumb fucking whore!
Bullshit! Fucking go over there!
Stand in the fucking corner!
I'm gonna smack...
Oh,
that baby's going to be a pimple -faced bum just like its fucking father. Oh,
it's going to be a hole like its fucking whole mother.
Oh, hey,
Rachel, it's your new mother -in -law.
Oh, congratulations,
Mrs. Mouser, you're going to be a grandmother.
Here, she's your mom now. Here, take her shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm okay, everyone. Just go back to bed. I'm so sorry.
Hey, Rachel.
Where is he?
Give me the money and I'll bring him out.
You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog.
Just so you know, I'm not alone.
I don't give a shit who's what. I'm just letting you know I'm very protective
right now. What?
Hey, you want your dog? I have your dog.
What are you doing? I want that collar.
Would I have this if I didn't have your dog? No. So show me the money and I'll
go and get him for you.
Come on.
Come on.
You don't know who you're playing with, girl. Okay? Here's the money. I don't
care. Can I... Show me what's inside the envelope. How am I supposed to know
there's anything in there? Yeah, you want to see? Yeah. Yeah, look, look.
Okay?
Where are you going, girl? Does she have the dog or what? Who the fuck knows?
Hi, it's me.
Who's me?
Yeah, thank you. You can bring the dog out. Oh, you're the one that left the
dog. What happened to coming right back? Great, well, we're ready, so you can
just walk him outside.
Oh, I can? Thanks.
The thing just pissed all over the goddamn wall.
What's going on? Listen to me for a second, okay? Look, right over there,
The green awning, my friend's going to come out in a second with the dog. And
once you give me the money, I'm going to call and say that we're all squared up,
okay?
Look, there he is right now with the dog. I told you.
So hand me the money.
Fuck you.
Hey!
Hey, give me my money.
What about... Hey!
Steve! Stop those two! They took my wallet!
Stop them!
Hey,
get off of me!
Hey, what's the tag? What's the tag? Go get them!
Oh, shit.
What the... What the fuck is this, man?
That's not Moses. Hey, that's not my dog.
That's not my Moses. What are you fucking playing games with me?
What the fuck are you playing games with me? What kind of fucking shit are you
playing with me?
What is it?
Hey, how are you doing?
What are you doing here?
Well, it's 12 .30. I was wondering if you wanted to get lunch.
Out of the question. I have a show opening tonight.
Okay, well, can I steal you away for an hour?
No. Can I just talk to you for a second, please? I'm very busy, honestly.
Please, it'll just take a second.
I feel kind of nervous telling you this. What?
All right.
I stole this from you, okay, and I want to return it.
All right, I'm sorry.
My plan was to sell it and never see you again, but I can't stop thinking about
you, and I can't steal from you.
You know that's costume jewelry, right?
This is costume jewelry? In the production. I'm such an idiot.
What happened to doing it all on your own? Where did that speech go? I'm
completely full of shit, okay? I was in a tight spot, and I stole from you
because I needed some money, and it was wrong.
I'm broke.
I got no resources. I got the championship next week in Japan. I got
get there. I got no options.
I got no one looking out for me, Kay, which isn't your problem, which is why
returning it, okay?
You know what I think? What? I think you went to sell that and discovered it was
a joke. No. And now you've shown up here with this ridiculous strategy to get me
to have some sympathy and open my wallet. That's absurd, Kay. You think I
insult your intelligence like that? Are you going to keep going? Keep going
what? Are you going to keep on with this? Just be myself.
You're lying to yourself. No, I'm not. It's me being me. This is pathetic.
You're being you. I'm telling you the truth.
I stole from you, and then I feel bad about it, so I'm trying to make amends.
You're wasting your energy. I don't care. I would have stolen from me, too.
Hey.
Oh, looks like I'm interrupting something. No, no, not at all. This is
my friend Carol's son. He was just leaving. This is Merle, my publicist.
Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately, he's not very good.
Oh, well, you know, Broadway needs ushers, too. So what's happening with
seating? I spoke to Milton.
He's sending all of his employees. It's like a mandate, like a company mandate.
This is supposed to make me happy?
Well, I mean, it's the full house. Isn't that the point? Full of fucking morons.
No, no, no. You've got Fred Astaire. I'm going to get a chair.
No, make sure you give him a ticket for tonight.
Really?
Yeah. Oh.
You are in for such a treat, young man.
When you see this lady act, you're going to feel like you got your cocks up by a
vacuum cleaner. Wow!
Look, she's blushing, see her? What?
Hey, Mama.
You always said to shoot for the stars.
Hey.
Come.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't get away. Oh, I bet. It was all over me.
You were incredible tonight. That was unbelievable.
For me?
Turn around.
Every year my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary.
I have 25 of them.
One for each year of misery.
That should cover your trip and then some.
Wearing them makes me feel like shit.
Hey, where are you guys going? Where are you guys going? What are you guys doing
here? Let me see both of your hands.
We didn't do anything. We didn't do anything.
Come on, give us a break. We're looking for an earring. My earring came off. We
were looking for my earring. It looks like you got two earrings and you're
Not this earring. That was from before. There was another earring.
Other pair of earrings from earlier in the day. Earlier in the day. I recognize
you.
Okay. You're Kay Stone.
Oh, God.
Yes. I know exactly who you are. Let me see your hands. No, no. Are you serious?
You know, I will go home and I'll get my wallet and I will get you some cash.
Please, officer, please. She's going to go home and get her wallet and give you
cash. Got ID?
No. No ID.
Couple. No, please, please. No ID, huh? Please, please.
No, no, no, no.
Please, will you just let me go home, please? Come on. I give you my word.
Oh, wow, looky here.
It's a really nice necklace.
Take it. Take it.
It's yours.
Thank you very much.
I can't believe this.
Do you think you could grab me another necklace?
Are you serious?
You said they mean nothing to you. What? I was just gone for half an hour. I
can't go up and come right back down there. You said you'd do that for the
police officer. My mother is up there. Oh, my God.
My hair. I'll wait in the hallway. No, you will not.
Wait. Wait.
There.
You look beautiful.
Please, you have 25 of them. Fine!
Stay here. I'll stay here. Do you understand me? Okay. Do not move! Okay.
How are you?
Where the fuck have you been?
I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem? I didn't realize I needed a
permission slip. I put this whole thing on for you and you're making me look
like an idiot.
God. Look, Merrill's on the phone right now with the New York Times.
What? He's got a printer. He's going to read the review.
God. Or do you not care?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Raoul K.
Okay, title, K -Stone Returns by Robert Chaikin.
Have a good night. Keep it open, everyone.
Oh, yeah.
Party's over.
Good night.
Good
night.
This is not a good time.
Okay, okay, I just mean to... I said it's really not a good time.
Excuse me.
Hi.
You've got to be kidding me. Look, I'm sorry to disturb you in your home. How
the fuck did you get in my house? Please give me another chance. I am on my
hands and knees. I need a ride to Japan and I need $1 ,500 so I can compete in
the championship. I need this job very, very badly. I'm begging you.
I'll work for you however you want. I will lose.
I'll have no personal point of view apart from making your event a success.
Marty, there are no second chances in life. Why not? I offered you the job,
you said no. I know, because I was impulsive, and I regret it.
And? And I was rude and overconfident, and I was cocky, and I copped an
attitude. And?
And it won't happen again. I'm sorry. Please, just give me another chance, Mr.
Rockwell.
I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll do whatever you want. What do you guys
think? Should I give this little asshole a second chance? Yes, please.
You don't know how important this is to me. Please, I'm begging you. Just let me
go on your plane. Let me join you there. Please, please. I'm humbling myself
before you. You're making me sick. I'm sorry. Stand up. All right.
Please,
okay? I'll do anything.
Anything? Yes, anything.
Okay. Go down the hall.
Second door on the right is my office.
Grab the paddle and bring it back here. This is more dramatic than the play.
Okay. That's true.
Oh, Marty, give me the paddle.
So here's what I want you to do.
I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
Are you for real?
You've been a really bad boy, and now you're going to get a spanking. Come on.
Are you serious?
You want to get to Japan, don't you? Yeah, I want to go to Japan, but this is
what you want?
That's what it's going to take. Now bend over.
Okay, so to be clear, you're going to bring me to Japan, and then you're going
to compensate me.
Tomorrow morning, 8 .30, LaGuardia. We're on our way to Japan. Do I need a
ticket? I own the plane.
How do I know you're going to honor this?
You don't.
Because you have no power here.
Now bend over.
Put
your
hands over here. I want a nice arc.
Let's go.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm ready.
This one is for my son.
Okay.
This one is for me.
Now the bonus round.
Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and the other is foam.
Hey, Marty. Hey, Marty. How you doing?
Hey, you think I can stay in the back room tonight?
Oh, wow, man. I got Brian's thing. Oh, okay. All right. Wow, man. I would let
you stay at the house, man, but the wife may have it. No, that's all right. I'm
just going to hang around until my flight.
Hey, what are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Tomorrow morning at 8 a .m. Whoa.
Yo,
you going? You got that money?
Oh, good for you, man.
Man. You ain't a lot. You excited.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
You know, your boy back there, Wally, man, been waiting on you. Wally's here?
Wally. How do you see him? Come on, Wally, good.
He's cool, man. He's back there somewhere.
He's back there, man.
He has a dollar. He's back there, man. He has a dollar, you know. Hey, how you
doing?
Oh, wow. How you doing? Nice to see you.
Hey, I've been trying to get in touch with you. Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah, how's your dog? How's Moses doing?
I don't want to get the bullshit.
No, no, no, no bullshit. I'm genuinely concerned about you. Marty, Marty,
you good? Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. But we got to bet this, yeah. Uh
uh -huh, yeah.
I got your girl downstairs in the car, okay?
She's waiting for you. What the fuck are you telling me? You got Kim and you got
Rachel? Yeah. What are you saying? She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere,
you got the address.
Okay. Let's go.
Okay. All right. Let me... Okay,
let me just... Give me two seconds. I just want to say one thing to my friend,
okay? Two seconds. Give me two seconds. Yeah, but I'm not going to be here.
Where are you going to be? Where am I going to be?
I'm going to be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach.
That's where I'm going to be.
Okay, all right, all right.
Yo, Mouse!
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
Well, I took most of his share of the money that our parents left us. You
your brother's money?
Yes, I did.
Yeah, you love your brother?
Yes, maybe you could give my brother a job. You know he's a good man. I'll give
him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a favor.
What?
Stop talking.
Okay. See the gas station there?
Miss the house to the left.
Next left. Yeah. I got it.
Get out of the car. Come on.
Yeah, stop.
Brother, you wait with her. Oh, okay.
Sit tight.
Not louder.
Not louder.
Moses! Moses!
Moses!
Moses!
Seen anything in there? No, not really.
Get down!
Okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Go get the money.
He's in his pocket.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
You got the money? Yeah, I got it, I got it. Is there a lot of money? There's a
lot of money.
You can go now. I know. You did amazing.
You did so good.
You did such a good job.
I love you.
Honey, when is it today?
When is the baby okay? The baby is fine.
I need you to calm down. Are you the husband? No, I'm a friend. Okay, keep
it for a week. Baby will be okay? Baby is okay. It's time to say goodbye.
I can't go? No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan, Mr. Rogers. Thank you.
Mr .Roker has the back of the line.
He doesn't want to begin yet.
Mr.
Sethi. Mr.
Sethi. Hey, it's Miss Marty Mouser.
How you doing? I'm so happy to see you. I'm surprised to see you here, actually.
What's up?
Well, I don't know. We do have a tournament. No, of course. Of course.
Yeah, I think I owe you an apology.
For the way I acted in London, I was a jackass. There is such a thing as a
courtesy, Mr. Marshall. I know, it's just... It's every man for himself where
come from. That's just how I grew up, okay? Sometimes I feel like I don't even
have control over... I'm really not interested in your excuses. No, no, I
it's not an excuse. It's just, look, the point is I'm going to proceed with a
much better attitude.
By the way, if you see me acting rude up there today, that's a character. This
is scripted. I'm going to lose 21 -14. This isn't a real thing. The real me,
polite me, you'll see next week. Next week? Yeah, the championship.
You're not playing in the championship.
What? You're not participating this year. No, no.
I think you're confused.
That's what I'm doing the event for, so I can pay off the rest of my fine. Come
talk to Mr. Rockwell right now.
It's only been two weeks away.
All the bracketing has been set. Redo the bracketing. I'm not going to tear up
the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled American. Mr. Sethi, Mr. Sethi,
look. I'm here.
I don't think you know how difficult that was for me to come here. I'm in
right now. You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid.
Why do you have wasted your time coming here?
I have
traveled
many miles here to Japan to challenge my great nemesis.
What's he saying?
He doesn't want to embarrass you anymore. Embarrass me? I am beyond
embarrassment. Tell him your champion is a fraud and he's a chicken!
He's chicken!
Mr.
Endo agrees to the match.
Great. On the condition that...
The loser has to kiss a pig in front of the entire audience.
A pig?
Yes.
A pig?
What? He said, if you are going to act like a pig, he will happily mate you
one.
Endo's match point.
Will it be decided here?
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Endo
Endo
Thank you. And thank you Mr. Rockwell for hosting such a...
unforgettable event.
What we have just witnessed is a mere taste of what is to come next week when
the finest players in the world will be competing against your hometown hero
Kato Endo -san.
No more words from me. Let's bring on Hagu the pig and see the American
kiss on him.
Now we greet the pig on to the stage.
Before I kiss the pig, I want to play him in a real game.
Tell him I want to play him in a game that's not a sham.
Tell him.
You, tell the audience that that was a fake game. It was a sham. Tell them it
was a sham and I want to play a real game against him. I cannot do that. Why
can't you do that?
That was a fake game that would stay.
No part of that was real. I was not playing to the best of my ability.
It was an enormous form of disrespect to everyone here. Hey, listen.
Who wants a real game?
Wait, that's it.
That's it.
Endo, you get a side with him?
Translate. Translate this.
You get a side with him? Really? An American company selling their product
of his back? Like he's a mascot? You're not a mascot.
He deserves to have a rematch.
Let's give them a real game. They want a real game.
Okay, okay.
Thank you, thank you. We need to move it along.
I'm not going to beat the championship next week because of this asshole.
I'm not going to beat the championship.
Give me a chance. You humiliated me. You crushed me.
Please, please, please.
Please, for me.
Yes, yes, yes. He says yes. He says yes. Thank you, Endo. Thank you.
You say yes. Yes.
Thank you
very much.
The long rally is coming to an end. The point is over.
The point is over. The point is over. The point is over.
The point is over. The point is over.
The point is over. The point is over. The point
is over.
Oh my god.
This is 17 -17.
75.
From here, it's a shot.
It's a two -runner.
It's a
two
-runner.
You can save your breath. I know I'm not getting paid. When I lose, you get
nothing. And by the way, I wonder how you're going to get home because you're
not getting on my plane. It doesn't matter, okay? Unless you're planning on
shutting down the event, we've got nothing to discuss.
You think it's that simple? Yeah, I do.
Let me explain to you.
I was born in 1601.
I'm a vampire.
I've been around forever.
I've met many Marty Mousers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me. Some
weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still
here. You go out and win that game, you're going to be here forever, too.
You'll never be happy. You will never be happy.
All right.
Okay, Mr. Rockwell.
I don't know
. . . .
. .
Endo still has a long way to go.
Endo's serve.
Now, Matsude vs.
McFarlane. This is the
end point
for Endo. Everyone in Japan, cheer for
him! Is Endo going to win?
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Match point.
Match point.
Marty Mouser! Mouser!
Mouser!
This time, it's Bambi.
What is he going to do? Oh, it's Mouser.
Match point, Mouser. The score is 21 -20.
The Japanese audience is excited.
It's Mouser's match point.
End. There's no time left.
The match is still going on.
I won't let it go.
Is Mouser going to finish?
If Mouser finishes, this is a victory.
What will happen when Mouser finishes?
Is this the end?
Is this the end?
Is this the end?
Is this the end?
Is this the end? Is this the end?
Is this the end? Is this the end?
Is this the end? Is this the end? Is this the end?
Hey,
thank you.
Good game. Good game. You're a great player.
Good luck at the championship, okay? I hope you win.
Bellevue Hospital.
May I help you?
Hi, yes. I was hoping to be connected with Rachel Meisler, please.
Do you know what floor she's on?
Well, she would have just gotten out of surgery, so everybody would keep people
like that.
Ah, okay.
It looks like she was moved to the maternity ward last night. The maternity
ward? Yes. What do you mean the maternity ward?
I'm sorry, I don't know the details. Is she okay? Does she have a baby? Is she
not due for another four weeks? This is all the information that I have, that
she was rushed to the maternity ward.
Rush? We said rush. First you said move, now you're saying rush? Sir, can you
please calm down?
Just put me through to the maternity ward, please.
Do you have any words here?
Yes, down the hall. Down the hall, thank you. But you need to sign in. No, no,
I'm a father.
Dutch.
She said she'll be in tomorrow.
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