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I mean, I can't believe you guys are doing this again, you know?

Dressing up as Girl Scouts. Aren't you guys too old for this stuff?

You wouldn't understand, Dad. Don't you remember how much fun we used to have

camping out as little girls?

I mean, I guess. Well, I mean, I'm too old for it now, right?

Well, anyway, come on.

Hey, guys.

What's up?

Yay!

He's so excited.

I know, he's so excited.

Yay!

Wow. Come on in. Come on in. I told her I think that too, all of a sudden.

Well, can we grab a beer? Yeah, sure.

I can't believe they still fit I know

You have boobies, so, like, it's a little tight.

She's starting to, like, age backwards a little bit mentally. Really? Yeah.

Like, this whole thing. Like, what is this with the Girl Scout uniform?

No, that's what I said. That's what I said to her. I said, are you too old for

this? And she's like, oh, I may be.

I said, maybe. If I were the same thing, maybe Mrs. and Mom, you know what I

mean? It just reminds me of old times. I don't know. I guess.

But, yeah, it's just really, really weird to me.

When she came, when Jada asked me about this, I was like, I mean, you won't

really want to do that. But that was years ago, you know?

God, you know, let them do what they want to do, you know.

They're not hurting themselves, so that's fine.

Cheers. Cheers. Amen.

Do you know any ghost stories?

Uh, yeah.

Come on, we should tell them together.

Okay. What's your scariest story?

I heard that a long time ago in these woods.

He comes while you're sleeping and gets inside your tent.

chase down all the kids, and then they would just tie them all up.

It was really, really scary.

One time when I was camping here about a couple years ago, it

was the middle of the night, and I heard this rustling outside, and

everybody else was sleeping, but I saw the boogeyman.

Nuh -uh.

Nobody else saw him.

I heard about that boogeyman, too. Was that the same one that, like, takes

everyone's clothes and then he burns them and then everyone gets, like,

Yes! And then you wake up all embarrassed. Oh, my God.

Can you imagine going to school naked?

No!

It's so embarrassing.

Gosh, I hope the boogeyman doesn't come around. I wouldn't want to just, like,

walk around naked all the time.

know how to shuffle kind of we should play um

we should play go fish i don't know how to play what will you teach me

yeah i'll teach you i can't believe you don't know how to play go fish i never

played before okay game time

Seven cards.

Three, four.

Is that seven?

I think so. Okay, whatever.

So, like, this is... Don't look at my cards.

This is your, like, puddle thing.

Okay.

And you try to get, like, four of each kind. And, like, I ask you, and, like,

you ask me for your fish and stuff.

Your turn. My turn?

Do you have any kings?

Go fish.

Do you have any fives?

No. Do you have any queens?

Go fish.

This thing is stupid.

I fished my wish.

I can't wait to eat these pigs in a blanket.

They're yucky.

There's, like, dead things in it, and there's, like, nitrates and stuff, and

that's how you, like, die in your sleep.

Well, I love them. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Gross!

I never put meat in my mouth.

I love big things in my mouth.

But I like big things in my mouth, too.

You want to see?

She's got a whole banana in her mouth. Nuh -uh.

Yeah, I saw it.

You're telling me this doesn't look good?

what you're talking about that's like yes do you remember the one time we

into the boys campground oh my god so fun now that was fun I can't believe

they put us in like all girls school now so I know no boys for us boring

you remember how good we used to be

Maybe we could tie our dads up with this.

Wouldn't that be funny?

Yes, and then we could torture them.

Right?

Shh.

They're not going to go along with that.

Okay,

we just can't tell anyone.

Okay, pinky promise?

Pinky promise.

What's up, girls?

Hi, Daddy!

Oh, wow, you guys. What's happening? You guys having fun? Um, so we forgot about

all those notes that we learned. We need some help.

You guys need help now?

Yeah, remember the ones we used to do for Girl Scouts? Yeah, we talked about

everything.

You forgot them already? Come on. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, come on. We'll help you. Yes!

All right.

Come on. Wow, you guys look excited.

Yeah.

You should sit here.

So put your legs this way.

that thing where we like... Which one are you doing?

Where I have to like... I don't know. We're going to... That's good. Remember,

yes, step through the metal.

No. I'm not too tight now.

This is the way.

One, two, fun, fun, fun.

Three would be fun to watch.

No.

Oh, he helped your boobs out.

Oh, my. Oh, my God.

This is.

growing up too fast. Why don't you guys want this?

Fucking Girl Scouts! What are you going to do over there? Oh my God.

What happens when you put us in all -girls school?

I lost my panties.

You stay tied up like the whole time. Yeah, mostly.

Well, we talked about the tie not well, so...

Not yet.

We won't get to ask for anything.

gesture that I thought I had?

No.

Hands are too tight.

I escaped.

No I didn't because I'm still attached.

Wait, there we go.

Yeah,

just like that.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

that do not.

How about this one, huh?

There you go.

What do you think?

Good night?

Yeah, there you go.

You guys have a good night.

Payback's a bitch, right?