All language subtitles for get.smart.1965.s01e04.Our.Man.in.Toyland.dvdrip.xvid-fqm

HELLO, CHIEF? THIS IS
AGENT 86, MAXWELL SMART.

I'M ON THE STREET WHERE OUR
ESPIONAGE TRAINING SCHOOL IS LOCATED.

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE MY CONTACTS.

OVER AND OUT.

CONTACTS MADE WITH
PERFECT PRECISION, CHIEF.

I HAVE MY IDENTITY PAPERS, MY
PASSWORD AND MY MORNING NEWSPAPER.

PASSWORD IS...

"WHEN THE MOON IS
FULL THE TIDE IS HIGH."

I LIKE THAT.

INCIDENTALLY, CHIEF, I'D LIKE TO
COMPLIMENT YOU AND THE SECURITY BOYS.

THIS PLACE IS A BRILLIANT FRONT.

GOOD MORNING.

WHEN THE MOON IS
FULL THE TIDE IS HIGH.

YOU MUST WANT THE SPY
SCHOOL. THAT'S NEXT DOOR.

- GOOD MORNING.
- OH, GOOD MORNING. MY NAME IS LOOMIS.

AH, YES, ALEXANDER LOOMIS.

WELCOME TO THE
TRAINING SCHOOL, LOOMIS.

I'M ONE OF YOUR
SPECIAL INSTRUCTORS.

- HELLO, 99.
- HOW ARE YOU, 86?

- DID YOU FIND OUT
ANYTHING YET?
- NO.

ALL WE KNOW SO FAR IS
THAT SOMEONE IN THE SCHOOL

IS A KAOS INFILTRATOR.

I'VE BEEN HERE A WHOLE WEEK

AND SO FAR HE HASN'T
MADE ONE MISTAKE.

IF WE DON'T FIND HIM, KAOS
WILL KNOW THE IDENTITY

- OF EVERY AGENT IN
THE TRAINING SCHOOL.
- OH, RIGHT.

I'D KNOW THAT SCRATCH ANYWHERE.

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

HE'S BACK FOR A
REFRESHER COURSE.

OH. NOW LISTEN, FANG...

I'M HERE AS A NEW TRAINEE

AND I'M GOING UNDER
THE COVER NAME "LOOMIS."

SO TRY AND ACT LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

GOOD BOY.

WE'RE DUE IN THE
TRAINING YARD FOR CLASSES.

UNTIL YOU'RE CLEAR THE SCHOOL'S
GOING TO BE UNDER MAXIMUM SECURITY.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- YOU'LL SEE.

YOU STAY HERE, MORRIS.

BYE, MORRIS.

- MORRIS?
- THAT'S HIS COVER.

- ONE OF OUR NEW TRAINEES?
- YES, SIR.

I'M LOOMIS... ALEXANDER.

I'M MR. WATSON, DEAN OF THE SCHOOL;
AND THIS IS HILLARY GAINSBOROUGH

- FROM CONTROL'S LONDON SECTION.
- DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU, LOOMIS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT
I'M NEW HERE MYSELF.

I'M JUST IN TO GIVE YOU
CHAPS INSTRUCTIONS

IN THE NEW SPECIAL WEAPONS.

NEW, EH? AND BRITISH?

WHAT WAS MICKY MANTLE'S
BATTING AVERAGE IN 1961?

I, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

CORRECT, BECAUSE IF YOU DID
KNOW YOU'D BE AMERICAN, NOT BRITISH.

A NEW TRAINEE CAN'T
BE TOO CAREFUL.

- SMART.
- NO, LOOMIS.

WOULD YOU INTRODUCE THE
NEW MAN TO OUR OTHER TRAINEES?

YES I WILL, SIR.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S ONE
OF THE NEW TRAINEES.

- HMM, NOT BAD.
- ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH KARATE?

ARE YOU KIDDING? WHY, KARATE HAPPENS
TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOBBIES.

WITH ONE PERFECTLY
TIMED CHOP OF MY HAND

I CAN BREAK EIGHT
BOARDS THIS THICK.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? EIGHT.

I FIND IT VERY
DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE.

- WOULD YOU BELIEVE SEVEN?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

HOW ABOUT A LOAF OF BREAD?

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
MUST REJOIN MY CLASS.

99, I WANT A COMPLETE RUNDOWN
ON THE REST OF THE NEW TRAINEES.

OKAY. THEIR NAMES ARE DIMITRI,

ZUKOR, AND GRILLAK. THEY'VE ALL BEEN
SENT HERE BY OUR EUROPEAN BUREAU.

MM-HMM. I HAVE A THEORY
THAT IT'S ONE OF THESE THREE.

THE MINUTE I SEE THEM I'LL BE
ABLE TO PICK OUT THE ENEMY AGENT.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET
YOUR CHANCE RIGHT AWAY.

THEY'RE ALL RIGHT
OVER THERE TOGETHER.

MM-HMM.

OKAY, NOW LET'S TEST MY THEORY.

THAT'S GRILLAK, THAT'S DIMITRI

AND THAT'S ZUKOR.

Hillary: PREPARE
TO THROW... THROW!

- I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY.
- ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,

IF YOU'LL ALL GATHER
AROUND THE TABLE HERE...

OH, LOOMIS, WOULD
YOU JOIN US PLEASE?

WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO
SHOW YOU FIRST OF ALL

IS ONE OF CONTROL'S
LATEST WEAPONS.

THIS IS A MULTIPART
AUTOMATIC MACHINE PISTOL

WHICH CAN BE PUT TOGETHER
IN PRECISELY THREE SECONDS.

NOW YOU'LL SEE
THAT ALL THE PARTS

FIT VERY NEATLY INTO
THIS COMPACT LITTLE CASE.

WELL, YOU'LL ALL GET A CHANCE
TO WORK WITH THAT LATER.

BUT FIRST OF ALL LET'S HAVE
A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION

OF AN ENTIRELY NEW WEAPON:

THAT IS, THE WRISTWATCH
STRANGLING WIRE.

NOW, WE'VE ALL GONE
INTO THIS IN THEORY.

LET'S SEE HOW YOU WORK WITH IT.

NOW GRILLAK AND DIMITRI, HMM?

AND HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, LOOMIS.

WATCH THEM CAREFULLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE GOING TO BE NEXT, HMM?

READY.

FINE. NOW THEN,
ZUKOR AND LOOMIS.

WHAT HAPPENED, LOOMIS?

I PULLED OUT THE WATCH SPRING.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S
FINISH WITH THE HATS.

NOW REMEMBER, GENTLEMEN,

THAT THESE HATS HAVE
A RAZOR-SHARP EDGE.

THEY CAN BE A DEADLY WEAPON

WHEN THEY ARE PROPERLY HANDLED.

RIGHT. ZUKOR, YOU'RE FIRST.

LET'S SEE YOU TAKE THE
HEAD OFF THE DUMMY.

GOOD, ZUKOR. NOW LOOMIS.

AND REMEMBER, LOOMIS...
NICE, EASY ACTION.

YES, JUST A QUICK FLICK OF THE
WRIST AND A FULL FOLLOW-THROUGH.

I'VE WARNED YOU
PEOPLE LONG ENOUGH!

THIS TIME YOU DON'T
GET THE HAT BACK!

ONE OF THOSE THREE
TRAINEES IS THE IMPOSTOR,

- I'M SURE OF IT.
- BUT HOW COULD AN IMPOSTOR

HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE SCHOOL?

THE SAME WAY THAT I DID.

REMEMBER, I'M NOT
REALLY ALEXANDER LOOMIS.

OH, YOU MEAN THAT KAOS COULD
HAVE SUBSTITUTED ONE OF THEIR AGENTS

FOR THE REAL DIMITRI,
ZUKOR OR GRILLAK.

- EXACTLY.
- AH.

NOW I HAVE HERE THE
ORIGINAL CONTROL FILES.

NOW IF ANY OF THOSE
THREE DON'T MATCH

THE SCHOOL FILES IN THAT SAFE,

WE'VE GOT OUR IMPOSTOR.

I BROUGHT THE PLASTIC
IMPACT BOMB YOU WANTED.

GOOD. BE CAREFUL, 99.

NOW THIS WILL OPEN THE SAFE WITHOUT
DESTROYING CONTROL PROPERTY.

I WOULD HAVE ASKED THE
DEAN FOR THE COMBINATION

BUT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO
REVEAL MY OWN IDENTITY.

NOW THE BOMB IS
PERFECTLY HARMLESS

BUT THE IMPACT
WILL OPEN ANYTHING.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
TWO, ONE... DUCK!

IT OPENED EVERYTHING
BUT THE SAFE.

- LET ME READ THOSE
INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN.
- MAX, WE'D BETTER HURRY.

THERE'S NO NEED TO HURRY,
MISS WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS,

BECAUSE YOU'LL BOTH BE SPENDING
THE REST OF YOUR LIVES IN PRISON.

MAX, YOU'D BETTER
TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

I'M MAXWELL SMART, AGENT 86.

THAT'S A LIKELY STORY.

YOU CAN CALL CONTROL HEADQUARTERS
AND THE CHIEF WILL IDENTIFY HIM.

- DOES HE HAVE TO?
- WHY, ARE YOU AFRAID I'LL
FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE LYING?

NO, I'M AFRAID YOU'LL TELL HIM
I'M FLUNKING WEAPONS CLASS.

- MAX!
- WHAT IS IT, 99?

I JUST HEARD RUNNING
FOOTSTEPS IN THE HALL.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M A LITTLE TIRED
BUT I'M OKAY.

MAX!

LOOK!

- OH!
- OH!

- 99, I'VE GOT A HUNCH.
- WHAT IS IT?

THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT.

HELLO, SMART.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, SMART. GAINSBOROUGH
TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY

AND THE ATTEMPT ON YOUR LIFE.

ANY IDEA WHO TRIED TO KILL YOU?

JUDGING FROM THE
ANGLE THE KNIVES HIT,

THEY HAD TO BE THROWN
BY A LEFT HANDED MAN.

THAT SHOULD NARROW IT DOWN.

NOT NECESSARILY. ALL THREE
SUSPECTS ARE LEFT HANDED.

WHAT ABOUT THE FILES? DID YOU
FIND ANYTHING THERE TO HELP YOU?

YES, WELL, ACCORDING
TO THE CONTROL FILES

ANY ONE OF THE THREE SUSPECTS
COULD HAVE BEEN THE IMPOSTOR.

NOW THE CONTROL FILE ON DIMITRI

SHOWS THAT HE SPEAKS A
RARE EAST HIMALAYAN DIALECT,

YET THE SCHOOL FILE
MAKES NO MENTION OF IT.

YES, AND THE
CONTROL FILE ON ZUKOR

SHOWS THAT HE HAS AN UNUSUAL AND
EXTREMELY DISTINCTIVE HANDWRITING,

AND YET THE SCHOOL FILE DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE A EXAMPLE OF ZUKOR'S HANDWRITING.

AND ACCORDING TO THE
CONTROL FILE ON GRILLAK,

HE HAS A HEART-SHAPED
BIRTHMARK ON HIS RIGHT KNEE,

YET THE SCHOOL FILE
HAS NO RECORD OF IT.

SO WE'RE GONNA
CHECK THEM ALL OUT...

DIMITRI'S DIALECT, ZUKOR'S
HANDWRITING AND GRILLAK'S BIRTHMARK.

AH, THERE'S GRILLAK NOW.

I THINK I CAN SNEAK A
LOOK AT HIS RIGHT KNEE

WHILE I'M SOFTENING
HIM UP WITH A LITTLE JUDO.

YES, I THINK I'LL
START WITH GRILLAK.

- HI-YAH!
- HAO!

- HI-YAH!
- HI-YAH!

- HI-YAH!
- HAWH!

HI-YAAAH!

HI-YAH!

SO MUCH FOR GRILLAK.
NOW FOR DIMITRI.

- THERE'S DIMITRI.
- OH, GOOD.

NOW YOU CAN CHECK ON HIS
RARE EAST HIMALAYAN DIALECT.

YES, AND I KNOW
EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT I HEARD A VERY
FUNNY EAST HIMALAYAN JOKE THE OTHER DAY.

- I'LL TELL IT TO DIMITRI.
- OKAY.

HI, DIMITRI.

UH...

DIMITRI, YOU LOOK LIKE A
FELLA WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.

WANT TO HEAR A GOOD JOKE?

- IF YOU WISH.
- YES.

WELL, THERE WAS THIS EAST
HIMALAYAN TRAVELING SALESMAN, SEE?

AND HIS OXCART BROKE DOWN
IN FRONT OF A FARMHOUSE.

HE WENT UP AND KNOCKED ON THE
DOOR AND THE FARMER OPENED THE DOOR.

AND THE TRAVELING SALESMAN SAID,

"OH OH OH HAY MAHU

SAVALLY NAH NEY."

AND THE FARMER REPLIED,

"AHKA MAHKA SOO SOO."

ISN'T THAT A SCREAM?

- HE DIDN'T LAUGH.
- YES.

- HE MUST BE THE IMPOSTOR.
- MAYBE HE HEARD THE JOKE
BEFORE.

- OH.
- ON THE OTHER HAND
I MAY HAVE TOLD IT WRONG.

ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, IN THIS
CLASS WE ARE GOING TO PRACTICE

SENDING SECRET
MESSAGES TO OUR CONTACTS.

ZUKOR, WHY DON'T YOU
WORK WITH LOOMIS HERE?

NOW I'D LIKE YOU TO WRITE
A SECRET MESSAGE HERE...

"EXECUTE BLUE PLAN,"
AND SIGN IT "ZUKOR."

ZUKOR, WHY DON'T
YOU WRITE ON MY BACK?

IT'LL BE A LOT EASIER.

IF HIS HANDWRITING DOESN'T MATCH

THE HANDWRITING IN
THE CONTROL ROOM FILE,

HE'S OUR MAN.

AND ONE FOR YOU.

NOW LET'S TAKE OUR
STARTING POSITIONS.

READY, AND GO.

VERY GOOD, ZUKOR.

WE'LL PRACTICE THAT
AGAIN TOMORROW.

IS IT NOT PROPER PROCEDURE

FOR AN AGENT WHO
HAS RECEIVED A MESSAGE

TO MEMORIZE AND DESTROY IT?

UM, WELL... YES.

WE'VE GOT HIM.

AN EXAMPLE OF HIS
HANDWRITING AND SIGNATURE.

THANKS TO MY SPECIAL JACKET
WITH THE CARBON-PAPER LINING.

- GOOD WORK, 86.
- THANK YOU, 99.

THANK YOU.

WE STILL HAVE NO PROOF WHETHER
DIMITRI OR ZUKOR IS THE REAL IMPOSTOR.

YES, BUT WE HAVEN'T QUITE
FINISHED CHECKING OUT THAT BABY YET.

- GRILLAK?
- YES, I FEEL I SHOULD
TAKE ANOTHER CRACK AT HIM.

JUST REMEMBER,
MAX... THE REAL GRILLAK

HAS A HEART-SHAPED
BIRTHMARK ON HIS RIGHT KNEE.

MMM. AND IF HE DOESN'T HAVE
IT, THEN HE'S THE IMPOSTOR.

RIGHT.

HI-YAH!

YAAH!

OOH!

ALL RIGHT, GRILLAK, GET UP.

WELL GRILLAK, YOU HAD
ME FOOLED FOR A WHILE,

BUT THE MINUTE I...

SAW MY OWN LEG I KNEW
YOU WERE ALL RIGHT.

WHERE'S GAINSBOROUGH? HE
WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE.

MAX, I DON'T LIKE YOUR
PLAN. YOU COULD BE KILLED.

YES I KNOW, BUT WE'VE GOT TO FLUSH
THAT KAOS INFILTRATOR OUT INTO THE OPEN.

BUT YOU'RE DELIBERATELY
SETTING YOURSELF UP AS A TARGET.

YOU'LL BE IN EXTREME
DANGER EVERY MINUTE.

AND LOVING IT.

- THERE'S GAINSBOROUGH NOW.
- OH.

99, YOU DO YOUR STUFF.

I'LL GO OVER THERE
AND SPEAK DISTINCTLY

SO EACH OF THE SUSPECTS
WON'T MISS A WORD I'M SAYING.

- OKAY.
- RIGHT.

NOW, GENTLEMEN,

AS YOU KNOW, UPON OCCASION

AN AGENT MAY BE CALLED UPON

TO READ LIPS FROM A DISTANCE.

FOR THIS, OF COURSE, YOU USE
YOUR HIGH-POWERED BINOCULARS.

SHALL WE GIVE THAT A TRY?

OH LOOK, THERE'S LOOMIS
TALKING TO MR. GAINSBOROUGH.

SEE IF YOU CAN SEE
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

I'D LIKE YOU AND THE DEAN
AND THE REST OF THE TRAINEES

TO MEET ME IN MY
ROOM IN ONE HOUR.

THAT'S 5:30.

THE DEAN AND I HAVE A MEETING
AT 5:15 BUT I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE IT.

- NOW WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
- UH, YES, WELL, I'M GOING
TO REVEAL THE FACT

THAT I AM CONTROL AGENT 86...

AND THAT I KNOW THE IDENTITY

OF THE KAOS INFILTRATOR...

AND THAT I AM

GOING TO NAME THE IMPOSTOR.

- DID YOU SEE HIM?
- NO, BUT HE MUST BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

- I'LL TRY TO
FLUSH HIM OUT.
- RIGHT.

I'LL OPEN THIS CASE AND I'LL
HAVE THIS GUN PUT TOGETHER

IN THREE SECONDS AND
I'LL BE READY FOR HIM.

OH MAX, IF ANYTHING
SHOULD HAPPEN...

OH! OOH!

HMMM, HE MUST BE
OUT OF AMMUNITION.

NOW IF I CAN JUST OPEN
THIS CASE, HE'S HAD IT.

IT'S NO USE.

DID YOU SEE WHO IT WAS, 99?

NO, HE KNOCKED ME OUT TOO.

HELP!

IT'S NO USE YELLING, 99. WE'VE BEEN
SCREAMING OUR HEADS OFF FOR 15 MINUTES.

IT'S OBVIOUS NO ONE CAN HEAR US.

HELP!

MAX, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HELP?

THIS DYNAMITE'S GOING
TO GO OFF ANY MINUTE.

- I KNOW. WHEN THAT FLAME
HITS THE FUSE WE'VE HAD IT.
- OHH...

- I KNOW...
- WHAT?

- FANG.
- AGENT K-13!

OF COURSE! HE'LL HEAR MY
SIGNAL NO MATTER WHERE HE IS.

OH!

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

OF COURSE NOT, 99. ONLY
DOGS CAN HEAR THAT.

- GOOD BOY, FANG!
- LOOK, IT'S FANG!

- BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
- QUICK.

NO NO, DON'T YELL, FANG.

BLOW OUT THE CANDLE. GO ON!

- BLOW OUT THE CANDLE.
- BLOW OUT THE CANDLE, FANG.

COME ON, FANG! COME ON,
BOY! BLOW OUT THE CANDLE.

QUICK, FANG, PLEASE
BLOW OUT THE CANDLE.

OH, IT LOOKS HOPELESS.

WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

I DON'T THINK HE'S
GOING TO SHOW UP.

MAYBE HE'S TIED UP SOMEPLACE.

LET'S GIVE HIM A
FEW MORE MINUTES.

IT'S VITAL TO DISCOVER THE
NAME OF THE KAOS INFILTRATOR.

I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS NOT ME.

WELL GENTLEMEN, I'M SURE ONE OF
YOU IS SURPRISED TO SEE US HERE...

THE MAN WHO TRIED TO BLOW
US UP JUST 15 MINUTES AGO.

LUCKILY I'VE HAD MY EYE ON ONE
SUSPECT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.

ZUKOR, WRITE YOUR
NAME ON THAT PAD.

99, CHECK HIS SIGNATURE
WITH THE HANDWRITING

OF THE REAL ZUKOR
IN THE CONTROL FILES.

IF IT DOESN'T
MATCH, HE'S OUR MAN.

- THEY MATCH.
- IT MATCHES.

OKAY, THAT BRINGS US TO DIMITRI.

NOW ACCORDING TO THE
CONTROL FILES, DIMITRI,

YOU SPEAK A RARE
EAST HIMALAYAN DIALECT.

YET WHEN I TOLD YOU AN EAST
HIMALAYAN JOKE, YOU DIDN'T LAUGH.

WELL, THIS IS A JOKE BOOK...

WITH EVERY EAST HIMALAYAN JOKE.

ALL SIX OF THEM.

NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU
REALLY KNOW THE LANGUAGE.

IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE
THE IMPOSTOR.

"AN EAST HIMALAYAN BUM WALKED
UP TO ME ON THE STREET ONE DAY

AND SAID, 'AHNA HOHO
HUNI AHA AWAHI TEE HEE.'

AND I SAID..." WHAT'S
THE PUNCH LINE?

"I SAID 'YEHI TAIYO RECAHAMAH.'"

THAT'S VERY FUNNY, DIMITRI.

HERE'S A GOOD ONE... "TWO SCOTCHMEN
WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY..."

MAX... GRILLAK.

OH. THAT LEAVES US WITH
JUST ONE SUSPECT: GRILLAK.

GRILLAK, I WANT TO
SEE YOUR RIGHT KNEE.

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU

IS IF YOU HAVE A HEART-SHAPED
BIRTHMARK ON YOUR RIGHT KNEE.

AHA, JUST AS I THOUGHT...

A HEART-SHAPED BIRTHMARK
ON YOUR RIGHT KNEE.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, GENTLEMEN,

ANOTHER WONDERFUL
THEORY DOWN THE DRAIN.

HOWEVER I THINK I'M
ENTITLED TO ONE FREE GUESS.

AND MY GUESS IS THAT IT'S...

HILLARY GAINSBOROUGH.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, SMART. I KNOW
WHAT HILLARY GAINSBOROUGH LOOKS LIKE.

- HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF PLASTIC SURGERY?
- YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT.

AND IN ANY CASE, FOR
THE PAST 15 MINUTES

I WAS WITH DEAN WATSON AT 5:15,

JUST THE TIME YOU SAY
SOMEBODY TRIED TO BLOW YOU UP.

YES, WELL I CHECKED THAT CANDLE
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BURN DOWN

AND SET OFF THE DYNAMITE, AND
THAT CANDLE WAS SET FOR 5:20,

WHICH WOULD HAVE
GIVEN YOU A PERFECT ALIBI.

AND YOU ACCUSE ME ON
THIS FLIMSY EVIDENCE?

NO, I HAVE SOME
MORE FLIMSY EVIDENCE.

AHA!

NOTICE, GAINSBOROUGH, YOU
CAUGHT IT WITH YOUR LEFT HAND.

THE FIRST ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE WAS
MADE BY A LEFT-HANDED KNIFE THROWER.

GRILLAK, ZUKOR AND
DIMITRI ARE ALL LEFT HANDED.

YES, BUT THEY HAD NO
REASON TO SUSPECT ME THEN.

YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO
KNEW THAT I WAS MAXWELL SMART!

ALL RIGHT, SMART!
YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME.

I... I CONFESS.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THE DEAN...

- YOU WHAT?
- I CONFESS.

OH. TO WHAT?

MAX, HE'S THE IMPOSTOR!

OH, YES, OF COURSE.

ALL RIGHT, MEN,
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

MARVELOUS PIECE
OF DEDUCTION, SMART.

AMAZING HOW YOU GOT
HILLARY TO CONFESS.

YES, AND IT'S A GOOD THING
FOR YOU, DEAN, THAT I DID.

- WHY IS THAT?
- BECAUSE YOU AND I WERE
THE ONLY SUSPECTS LEFT.

AND I WAS FAIRLY
CERTAIN ABOUT I.

- ME.
- YOU?

WHY, I NEVER SUSPECTED
YOU FOR A MOMENT, 99.

- NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN IN THAT SENSE, MAX.
- SHE MEANT "I" AND "ME."

- YOU TOO?
- NO NO...

YOU REALLY DID A
MARVELOUS JOB, MAX.

THANK YOU, 99. GO
ON, FANG. GET IN THERE.

I THINK THE CHIEF WILL
BE PARTICULARLY PLEASED

BECAUSE WE CAPTURED
THE KAOS INFILTRATOR.

UH, I'LL DRIVE, FANG, THANK YOU.

COME ON.

AND BEST OF ALL, MAX, THE
SECURITY OF OUR ESPIONAGE SCHOOL

- HASN'T BEEN VIOLATED.
- THAT'S RIGHT, 99.

AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN SECURITY. NOTHING.

WHY, WITHOUT SECURITY
NONE OF US WOULD BE SAFE.

EXCUSE ME. IS THIS
MRS. GREEN'S HOUSE?

NO, THAT'S THE SPY SCHOOL.

MRS. GREEN'S
HOUSE IS OVER THERE.