All language subtitles for The Rifleman - 3x32

Do you mind takin' your foot
down, banner?

There's plenty o' room
out in the street, mccain.

Take your foot down.

Mccain!

You had no call to do that.

Didn't I? Now, let me tell
you somethin', banner. You two

Better take my advice an' find
somethin' better to do than

Sittin' around town,
an' gettin' in people's way.

Next person to try it,
I may not be so polite.

Big sodbuster! Some day
I'd like to take 'im down!

I don't like being laughed at.

Yeah, an' luke mccain, he
needs somebody laughin' at him

For a change,
see how he likes it.

You're right, an' I know
just how to do it.

Yeah... How?

He ain't got a woman.
Just him an' that boy o' his.

No wife to henpeck 'im.

So?

So, why don't we
order 'im one?

Huh?

Yeah.

Mark? Here's a list of the
things I'm gonna need from the

Store. Will you pick 'em up
on the way back?

All right,
you want me to bring

'em right out,
or wait for miss milly?

Oh, well, if we're gonna have
dinner ready for her when she

Gets here, you better bring 'em
right out. An' don't dawdle,

I'm gonna need that sugar
for the chocolate cake.

All right. Say, pa, do you
think it's just a coincidence

That miss milly likes
the chocolate cake

As much as we do?

Why don't you figure that
out on your way to school.

An' by the way, son, here's
15 cents, you better get

Yourself a haircut.
You sure need it.

Oh, all right.

Stagedriver: Whoa!

You think she's on it?

Said she'll be. Last letter

We got from that matrimony
place in st. Louis.

great day in the
mornin', would you look at that.

I'm, ah, lookin'.

Ma'am?

You were... Expectin' somebody
to meet you?

You're makin' it your
business, marshal?

Why, no. No, not if you don't

Want me to, but don't I know
you from some place?

You never met me before in
your life an' you know it.

Maybe so, but askin' that is
one way of meetin' a person.

My name is torrance,
micah torrance.

My name is mary woodson,
I came over 1,000 miles,

From st. Louis. Someone's gonna
meet me, I've been sent for, an'

He'll be here. Now, is there
anythin' else, marshal?

Er, no, no I reckon not.

But er, in case whoever he
is doesn't show up, my office

Is just across the street,
an' if I can be of any help...

Marshal? I... I really do need
some information, you see, uh-

Just who were you expectin',
miss?

Well, a... A rancher.
Um, mccain, lucas mccain.

Lucas mc-

Oh, what's the matter?

Matter? Well, er, well,
nothin', I mean-

Well, do you know 'im?

Know 'im? I should say I do
know 'im. Know 'im very well,

He's practically my best friend.

Oh, well, in that case
he must have told you.

Told me? Told me what?

Told you why I'm here, I mean,
if you're good friends, he-

No, no. I, er, I can't
remember 'im tellin' me

Anything, but... Say, you, er,

You're not a relative
or somethin'?

No, I'm not a relative,
least not now. But I will be.

Would you, er,
mind explainin' that?

Well there's nothin' to explain,
I'm the bride he sent for.

-You're the what?
-What's the matter, marshal?

Don't you hear so good?

Why, er- would you mind
steppin' into my office?

I'd like to talk to you a little
more privately about this.

Woo, if this don't beat all.

That mccain is sure
gonna be mad.

He' goin' to be a lot madder,

By the time we get through
with 'im. Come on, let's go.

We got us a piece of information
to spread around.

Now, miss, would you mind
repeatin' that? Are you sure

Lucas mccain asked you
to marry 'im?

Well, of course I'm sure!

You think I'd come all the way
out here, if I- well, they're

All right here, right here,
in his letters.

All his nice words, how he
lives, being lonely an' all.

Him an' his boy.

Do you mind if I have
a look at those?

They're kind o' personal,
marshal.

Listen, what's this all about
anyway? Why wasn't he out there

To meet me, an' what are all
these questions about?

You don't think he's tryin'
to back out, do you?

Oh, no. No, no. Lucas
mccain's a man of his word.

If he asked you to marry 'im,
I reckon he meant it.

If you don' mind, marshal,

I'd like to go back to the
hotel an' freshen up.

I think he's probably just late.

Yes, yes, probably.
I'll, er, walk over with you.

Oh, hi, micah.

Hello, mark.

Mark! Well, don't tell me!

You're lucas' boy? It is him,
isn't it, mark mccain?

Yes, ma'am,
this is lucas' boy.

I knew it the minute I saw you.

The way you father described
you, why, I'd know you anywhere.

Ma'am...?

Mark, this is miss woodson,
mary woodson.

Oh, how do you do?

Well, you sound like you
never heard o' me before.

Your father did tell you,
didn't he?

I'm sorry, I don' know what
you're talkin' about.

Oh, well, I guess he wanted
to keep it a secret,

Even from mark.

Mark, er, miss woodson here
claims your pa sent for her,

All the way from st. Louis.

Sent for her, why?

To marry, that's why.

What? Marry you?

That's right, I'm gonna
be your new mother.

Mark, is, uh, lucas still
at the ranch?

Oh, sure he's just cleanin'
up, we're havin' company.

There, you see,
gettin' ready for me.

Oh, no, miss milly's comin'
over for dinner.

Who's miss milly?

You better go on home
an' fetch your pa.

I don't like it, marshal.

Now, what kind of a man
is this lucas mccain anyway?

According to his letters he-

Oh, it's probably just a
little misunderstandin'.

Now why don't you go
to your hotel,

An' I'll see that your bags
are sent over.

But I declare- I just don't
understand it, marshal.

He told me he was gonna be here.

Pa! Pa!

So there you are.

Afternoon, son. How was
school today? I just had a shot

At that grey wolf that's been
botherin' the calves,

But my rifle misfired.
Did you get your haircut?

I hope so, it was gettin'
so long I- I'd been

Thinkin' o' tyin' a piece o'
string to it to keep it back.

Ooh, just what I'd thought.

Firin' pin's bent a little.

Is somethin' wrong?

Somethin' is wrong.

Well, I... I know it,
must be a mistake?

What's a mistake, son?

Well... That... That woman
who... Who you sent for.

What woman?

Well, miss woodson, the woman
who just came into town an'

Said... An'... An'...

An' says you're gonna marry her!

What?

I still don't believe it.

Well, nobody else does either,

But I seen it with my own eyes,
an' I heard it with my own ears.

Yeah, you said that, an'
I still don't believe it.

Not until I hear it
from lucas mccain himself.

You can ask 'im anytime you
want. He an' his kid just, er,

Rode into the marshal's office.

Seen 'em on my way over from
the store. You should have seen

The look on milly scott's face
when I told her about it.

Oh, my!

Lucas, this is mary.

Lucas?

Mary, I-

Lucas? Lucas, what's this I
hear about you gettin' married?

Well, now-

What's it got to do with you?

Well, I- am I still
invited to dinner tonight?

Of course, you are, milly.
Now look, ma'am, um,

There's been some kind
of a misunderstanding. I-

Not as far as I'm concerned,
there hasn't been.

This is sure a surprise, lucas.

Now look, micah, I'm not
gonna marry anyone.

You're not gonna what?

Now, ma'am, look you've
made a mistake,

I don't know what
happened, but...

You...

Well, they sure been
in there a long time.

Yeah. You know, I bet that
ol' gal's railin' them

Up an' down the walls.

Yeah, I bet she's the kind
what could do it, too.

Yeah.

I bet she's madder
than a swarm o' hornets.

What's the matter, kelly?

Ain't nothin' the matter,
except we did this to rile up

Mccain. I... Just never
figured a gal like that.

That gal look good to you?

Who? Her?
Gimme another drink.

She's comin' around.

Mary, breathe deeply.

What? What happened?

You fainted.

Well, who wouldn't faint?

You... You're the one!

Now, wait a minute, miss-

Don't you "now, miss" me,
lucas mccain-

Now, just a se-

Not after what you've put
me through!

I didn't put you-

Make me come out here
over 1000 miles!

I didn't put you through-

An' then you walk in,
an' you say,

"I'm not marryin' you,
I made a mistake."

Would you just-

Well, I've got news for you,

You're the one that made
a mistake!

Miss woodson, come now,
settle down.

I'll settle down all right!

I'll settle this bottle
right over his head.

Oh, no, you don't, ma'am.

Now, marshal, lock 'im up. I'm
preferrin' charges, less'n...

Less'n he wants to change
his mind.

There's nothing to change
my mind about, ma'am,

You just made a mistake.

Lock 'im up.

Any charge you wanna make,
breach o' promise, anything.

Now, just a minute-

You stay out of it, less'n
you wanna be the other woman.

I know my rights, they're all
right here in these letters.

Nice romantic letters, makin' a
lot o' promises about gettin'

Married. I suppose they were a
mistake too. All that talk about

You bein' lonely. Lonely? Ha!

If you're implyin'
that lucas an' I-

But pa never wrote
you any letters.

Oh, didn't he? What kind o'
man are you, lucas mccain?

You don't even tell
your own boy?

Oh, come on. Now look, ma'am,
what the boy's sayin' is true.

Now, if you've got any letters,
I think I can prove it to you.

Oh, I got 'em, all right.

They're right here. There.

Micah, milly, you know my
handwritin', don't you?

Is this it?

Well, this sure ain't it.

It certainly isn't.

Well, of course he wrote 'em,
he signed 'em.

Lucas is an easy name to
sign, ma'am, but... Tell you

The truth, ma'am, until today
I never heard o' you an' I...

I didn't write those letters.

Well... Well, if he didn't
write 'em, who did?

I'd like to find out. Say,
didn't you write to lucas?

You must have told 'im
you were comin' out.

No. No, I never wrote.

The marriage bureau took care
of all that back there.

All I did was say I'd come out,

After I read his letters
an' paid 'em my money.

Well, the post office is in my
store. I would have noticed

Letters from a matrimonial
bureau.

I'm sure there must
be somethin'-

No, they use plain white
envelopes. Said the customers

Liked it that way, it kept them
from being embarrassed.

I'd sure give them a piece

O' my mind if I were you
when I got back.

Get back? But how am I
gonna get back, spent everythin'

I had just to get here.
I ain't got nothin' left.

Mary, there must be somethin'
you can do.

Do? Well, what can I do? I-

Sing in a dancehall or a saloon,
maybe? Back to what I was,

Just a nothin'. Living from day
to day in a big city, all alone,

Nobody to... To care.

This was my only hope,
you understand.

I thought if I came out here,
I could start a new life.

Something'll turn up.

Yeah, sure. Well, I guess
joke's on me. It's pretty funny,

Isn't it? I don't mind, ain't
the first time. I'm sorry,

Mccain. You ever do think about
gettin' hitched up, you keep

Me in mind, you hear? Just...
Just for laughs, I mean.

Yeah.

Well, I reckon you'll be talkin'
about this for a long time.

How that woman came out here
from st. Louis. That woman

That... That- excuse me,
I- I think I need a drink.

I better go talk to her.

Not now, lucas.
Give her a little time.

well, I guess you're right.

You tryin' to tell me, there's
a law against my being here?

No, no. I...I didn't say

That. There- there ain't no
law, it's- it's only-

Only what?

Well, I- I mean, you know,
a lady in a place-

Who said I was a lady? I want
a drink an' I want it now.

A double!

Give it to her.

Thanks, I can take
care o' myself.

Well, I'm sure o' that,
ma'am.

But ah, I just don't like
to see a lady have to ask twice.

You people stop callin' me
a lady, I ain't.

Lucas mccain might not take
kindly to you havin' too many.

Well, lucas mccain ain't got
nothin' to say about it,

An' besides, it's none
o' your business.

No, that it ain't, but ah,
you an' him gettin' hitched up

An' all, like you said
to the marshal.

I ain't marryin' lucas
mccain, or anybody else.

Now when you burn the trash,
you can burn 'em too.

What you got there?

Mister, will you
leave me alone?

Oh, sure, sure. Only, er,

You an' him must've had a real
fallin' out, huh?

You an' mccain?
You sayin' you ain't

Marryin' 'im an' then burnin'
his letters an' all.

They ain't his.

Why, sure looks like
his handwriting.

Yeah? How would you know?

Brother kelly? Don't this here

Look like luke mccain's
handwritin'?

Sure looks like it to me.

But he said
he didn't write 'em.

He said that? I think he's
puttin' you on, ma'am.

Well, he said somebody else
wrote 'em. He- he didn't write

'em or send for me
or anything.

I bet he changed his mind.

Got his eye on that pretty
little storekeeper woman.

So that's it!

Banner, what're you
tryin' to pull?

You keep out of this,
sweeney! Are you gonna let

Mccain get away with a thing
like this?

Get away?

That's what I said, get away.

Makin' a-
a laughin' stock of you.

A laughin' stock, am I?

Come all this way just to be
laughed at, me!

Fallin' for what he said, him
an' that marshal an' that woman!

-You get outta my way!
-Now, ma'am!

I'm gonna give lucas mccain
a piece o' my mind!

That ain't gonna do no good,
you come out here to marry 'im.

That ain't the way to do it.

Well, you got any
suggestions?

Oh, well, me an' my brother,
we sure hate to see a lady like

You pushed around. Now, our way
o' thinking, that mccain ought

To be made to live up
to his promises, make a...

A honorable woman of you.

I wouldn't marry 'im on a bet,
after what he done to me.

But- but you just said that-

I know what I just said
but he wants me,

He just has to make amends.

Oh, well, that's what I'm
sayin'. But he can't do it

If he ain't here. All I'm sayin'
is, you go get 'im.

Ah, charv, maybe-

Well, that's right. He's mine,
an'...An' I'm claimin' 'im.

That's right.

You wanted to see me, ma'am?

Well, mccain, you make it
real easy for the little lady.

This doesn't concern you,
banner.

Careful, charv.

Careful o' what? Look at 'im

Standin' there, 'im what backs
down on his promises.

Now look, you heard the
marshal. This has nothin' to do

With you. Either of you.
Now, miss woodson-

What do you mean it ain't
got nothing to do with me?

You oughta be ashamed
o' yourself, mccain.

Sendin' away for this woman,
askin' her to marry you,

Gettin' it all set up with that
matrimony bureau. She comin' out

Here full o' hope, never havin'
seen you, never written to you.

Comin' out here with charity
an' love for a man she never

Seen. An' then you throw her
down the way you done.

You gonna let 'im get away
with this, marshal?

All right, that's enough,
banner. Now, look, miss woodson,

Like I told you, I didn't write
those letters, an' I didn't send

For you. Whoever did it,
arranged it all with that

Matrimonial bureau. An' whoever
did it is the only one who

Could have known that miss
woodson didn't write back to me.

Now, you've done it.

That's right, banner,
you've got a big mouth.

An' you just put your foot
right in it.

You- you tryin' to say
I done this?

Not tryin', sayin'!

An' if there ain't a law
against it, I'll make one.

I'm gonna lock you up,
the both of you!

Oh, no, you don't. Oh, you
ain't gonna put this on me.

You snake! You wrote them
letters!

It was you, you done it all!

No, I didn't! I didn't do it!

I can read a little, but I can't
write no how, that's the truth.

He done it, he wrote 'em.
Why, you told me to.

I just put the words down,
you mailed 'em!

You shut up!

I'll shut you up!

Stay right there, mccain.
You too, marshal.

Now, charv, you've gone
far enough!

Hush up, kelly, we's gonna
get us outta here.

Nobody's gonna lock us up
for nothing.

Banner, you're only makin'
it worse for yourself.

Sure, well, maybe so but-

Well... Well, how come
you done that?

After all the harm
you an' him done?

I don't know, just seemed
like the only thing to do.

I'm sorry, ma'am, I just didn't
wanna see you get hurt anymore.

It just started out
to be a joke,

Just gonna be a joke
on mccain.

Well, all that talk about
love an'- an' being lonely,

All 'em pretty words,
you wouldn't think a man

Like that had no words.

Oh, uh, he didn't tell me
what to say. I guess I got

Carried away,
all 'em words was mine.

Yours? Them words were yours?

Yes, ma'am.

Well, I'm sorry, mccain.

Well? Come on, marshal.

You know somethin', mccain?
That boy kelly's some man.

Well, mccain,
like I was sayin',

I... Never was cut out
for a town this size anyway.

St. Louis is the only
place for me.

Well, I think everybody
should live

Where they'll be the happiest.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Well, like I said, it's been
good for laughs.

You take care, boy.

I sure will, bye.

What's he doin' here?

Said he'd leave town if I
let 'im outta jail. I figured

That was a fair enough bargain.

Oh, where you goin'?

Oh, I don't know, ma'am.

I reckon st. Louis would be
about a good place as any.

What about your brother?

Oh, he's gonna stay around
town for awhile.

Well, what are we waitin'
for? Get in the coach.

Bye.

Good bye.

Oh, ah, marshal, tell charv
I'll write to 'im.

I'll do that.

Stagedriver: Haa!

How long does it take
to get to st louis, pa?

Long enough, son.
Long enough.