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But no, but tell me, what's your thesis on? Oh, I'm studying human sexuality.

So I'm working on examining some modern approaches to old Freudian technique.

That's fascinating.

Yeah, it's very, oh, honey, honey, come here, come here, come here, come here.

I want you to meet someone. You know the Pattinson's house that was finally

sold? This is our new neighbor.

Do I know you from somewhere?

What have you done with your homework this time?

Oh, my God.

Miss Fitzwilliams.

Bobby Parker.

You guys know each other.

I was Bobby's third grade teacher.

What?

Seriously? Seriously.

Oh, my God.

What a small world.

Honey,

I know, I know, I know. Why don't you come join us for dinner?

I would love that. I mean, spaghetti, there's plenty.

Fantastic. I do gluten. I live dangerously.

Come on in. Come on in.

Thank you again so much for dinner because I haven't unpacked my stuff in

kitchen. I thought we could take out for a week at least. This is such a treat.

Oh, good.

You should have said something. I would have, you know.

It's my pleasure to share food with you. Well, thank you so much. I love the

game. Oh, thank you. It's just a recipe I got off the internet. It's not

anything. Don't tell me that. Tell me the ancient family recipe from my

grandmother. It's an ancient family recipe passed down through the

You have the home in Italy.

Thank you.

You know, I'm still learning how to cook. Don't worry. I'm working on it.

So, how did you do me?

Okay.

Sophomore year of college.

American history class.

Like one of the huge lecture halls. Everybody has to take it. Yeah, everyone

to take it exactly full of people.

You know, like you go to class and you sit in the same seat every time. We were

just sitting next to each other just because we were sitting next to each

And then I got the flip.

And I was out for like two weeks.

I missed a bunch of lectures. I was behind in class. I was worried. You

didn't care about school and my grades. And so I come back after I'm sick and I

turn to him. I'm like, did you take good notes? Can I borrow your notes? I'm

really behind. Can you help me out?

He was like, oh, yeah, sure. Just give me your number.

Oh, he's a good study buddy.

Yeah, we'll meet at the library later. So I gave him my number.

Bold. And we met at the library later, and he helped me with notes, and he

helped me with class. And then we got coffee.

And then we got dinner.

Oh, my.

And now here we are. What? Five and a half.

years later wow you know we're still going strong we got married a year and a

half ago something like that big wedding small wedding small wedding okay

intimate wedding just with my family his family a couple of friends i don't want

to i don't want to gush about my own wedding but like it was really really

beautiful i bet it was it was a really great day but was the proposal a

yeah yeah

At boyfriend point.

Oh, my God. Do tell.

So he took me off to my favorite restaurant. He was just like, it was

date. He was just like, well, let's go out to dinner tonight.

I made reservations.

Sure. Let's go out to dinner tonight.

Put on some makeup.

Whoa. Whoa. Okay.

Let's go out to dinner. Let's have a date night. I'm fine.

We're out to dinner. We eat dinner.

It's delicious.

Dessert comes. And like out of the corner of my eye, I'm like, is that my

No way. And then like.

Is that my best friend?

And then he gets down on one knee, and I'm just, I just, I just lose it. Like,

I, you have to hear this.

They're amazing.

I'm just, like, sobbing. Tell me it's a cute cry. No, no, no, it's an ugly cry.

Oh, no. It's an ugly cry. I'm just, like, sobbing. He's, like, yes, I'm

Oh, my God.

It was, it was really romantic. It was really romantic. He did a good job. Oh,

my God.

I got really lucky. I got a really good one. You did.

That was very clever of you to make it a surprise.

So did you find the ringside from her mother?

He knew?

He knew. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know.

Big romance.

Well, you know what? It's hard to find a romantic guy anymore.

I agree. I got really lucky.

Yeah, you.

I got really lucky. If I don't have a good one. Yeah, you.

Yeah.

By the way, actually good one.

I love this place. They do good stuff.

So.

He was the prince of homework excuses.

In no particular order, dog ate it, cat ate it, baby sister ate

it, blew away in the wind, fell in a rain puddle, got lost in a snow bank,

lost in the mail.

Good excuse.

Anyway.

Oh, my God. I have completely taken up your entire evening.

I should get going?

Oh, no, no, no. It's fine.

It's totally fine.

It was so nice of you to open your home to me. Thank you so much. Of course.

You're my neighbor now.

Thank you. I could not have hoped for a better welcome.

Thank you. Bye.

Oh, you know what?

Robert. Oh.

Why don't you walk home?

It's cold. Yeah, it's cold. Thank you. And it's dark.

Well, thank you for the loan of your husband and for the amazing meal. Thank

you. Okay,

shall we?

Absolutely.

Good night.

Good night. Good night.

I'm just going to clean up. I'll be waiting for you.

Really great seeing you again. I mean, you can always come by anytime you want.

We're literally just right there for dinner or anything.

What are you... Anything?

Yeah.

But I should really...

I'll be glad you laid down. Let me really go to work on you.

Lay down.

I can't call you little Bobby Parker anymore.

I'm glad to hear that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

yes indeed

I have been waiting all night.

Hang on, I'll get there. Oh my, oh my.

Little

is

not the word for you.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

That's nice.

Fuck.

Oh, see there?

See, it fits so nicely now.

Just have to give it a minute.

Just have to give it a minute to settle in.

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that nice cock you have there.

I think I need to go to my bath now.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. There we go. Oh,

yes.

There we go, indeed.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Ah,

yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck.

That's good fucking cock there, Bobby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah, fuck yeah.

Yeah. You like watching that, I do.

I like watching that nice cock disappear inside of me.

Ah, that's really good.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck you. Oh, my God.

Fuck,

that's good.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Ah, fuck, that's a

good hang. Fuck, right in my G -spot.

That's nice, yeah.

Really, don't say.

Yeah.

Ah, ah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

That. Oh, look at that. Do you like looking at that? That's what I do.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Fuck, that's good. Yeah,

nice strong handful.

Yes, that's good. Yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Ah,

thank you. Fuck, that's really good.

Yes, yes.

Back to the nightclub.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, it's a good spot. Oh, my God.

What do you want?

Oh. Oh.

You do, eh?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. Oh, yes. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Wow.

Oh, that's good.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes. Mm

-hmm.

Give me a smack.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I like how strong your hands are. Fuck, that's a good, strong cock.

Fuck, yes, I'll grab my ass like that. That's good.

Yeah,

yes, yes, that's good.

You know what I like, Bobby Parker?

What? I would like to feel your mouth on my pussy and

get back to this quite soon enough.

Let's see what your little wifey's taught you, eh?

Mm -hmm.

You can put your hat under cock. I like seeing you do that while you eat meat.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's really good.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

This is really good.

I can always

tell the married ones, they've learned how to use a really good head.

Yeah, that's really good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my

goodness.

Bobby Parker.

Do you need my ass in the air again?

You do?

Naughty young man.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Right there. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes.

Oh,

I like those cheesy little strokes. That's awesome.

Mm

-hmm.

Oh!

It makes you feel even bigger than you felt before.

Ah,

fuck, yes.

Mm -hmm, yes.

Ah, ha.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, fuck.

Oh, lay down. Lay down.

You've been doing all the work.

You've been doing all the work.

Put your legs together.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that rubs my clit so nicely on your balls.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Would you give it a smack, please?

Oh, come on. You call that a smack? Oh, please.

Come on. Yes.

There you go.

Yeah. Put the pepper into it, Bobby.

Come on.

You're a strong young man with appetite.

Come on. You can spank me harder than that.

I invite you to spank me harder than that.

There. Nice.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

I love when you're driving up into me like that. Fuck.

Yeah.

There you go.

That's it.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. I like how strong your head is. Fuck.

Fuck, I do. Fuck, I do.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. You're all those fucking in there. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Really? Really? You thought you forgot about me?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Really? You don't fucking say.

I love looking at that.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. That's really good. Fuck.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, your cock is so nice.

Such a really nice cock.

It's so nice.

It's a good spot.

It's a good spot.

Hello?

Hello?

Fuck, man.

Fuck.

I love you stroking your cock with my pussy.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm

Oh, you fell out.

It's okay, we can fix that. We can fix that? Yeah.

Yeah, much better.

Much better, yeah.

Ah,

there you go.

That's it.

Ha. Ha.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Oh, yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

You can be at home, baby.

Yeah.

Hello, buddy.

Think dirty thoughts.

Yeah.

Really dirty thoughts.

Ah, yes. That's how I can feel your dirty thoughts.

Yes. Good.

Yes,

that's it.

Yeah,

that's nice.

Fuck yeah. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

It's got to be in our home, babe, so you can go home.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, see, it's good.

Oh, I like it.

Yeah. I'll see you around. I've had mine.

You get to have yours.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. You enjoy yourself. Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ah, ah, fuck yes. Oh, for God. Yeah. Ah, I said it's a half inch. There you

have it. Oh, my God.

Yeah, bring it home.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah. Do it. Yeah, do it. Yes.

Fuck,

yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Naughty boy.

Now, if you ever need anything else, don't hesitate to call.

You better run home before she misses you.