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We come to you now with revelations
about last week's attack in London. An

anonymous source provided this video. It
shows Quentin Beck, a .k .a.

Mysterio, moments before his death.

A warning, you may find this video
disturbing.

I managed to send the elemental back to
the conventional race, but I don't think

I'm going to make it off this bridge
alive.

Spider -Man attacked me for some reason.
He has an army of weaponized drones,

star technology, and he's saying he's
the only one who's going to be the new

Iron Man, no one else.

Are you sure you want to commence the
drone attack?

There will be significant casualties.

Do it!

Execute them all.

The shocking video was released earlier
today on the controversial news website,

thedailybugle .net.

There you have it, folks. Conclusive
proof that Spider -Man was responsible

the brutal murder of Mysterio, an
interdimensional warrior who gave his

protect our planet and who will no doubt
go down in history as the greatest

superhero of all time.

But that's not all, folks.

Here's the real blockbuster. Brace
yourselves. You might want to sit down.

Spider -Man's real... Spider -Man's real
name is... Spider -Man's name is Peter

Parker.

What the sh... That's right, folks.
Peter Parker.

A 17 -year -old high school
delinquent... He knows you. ...harboring

hunger... Are you Spider -Man's
girlfriend?

...is in fact... Are you Spider -Man's
girlfriend?

...the final 90 -villain Spider -Man.

Please don't touch her. You're just a
kid.

You murdered Mysterio?

Helped him murder Mysterio? No, I
didn't. He hit me.

He hit me.

All this time, people looked up to this
boy and called him a hero. Well, I'll

tell you what I call him.

Public enemy number one.

I told you I never wanted to do this
ever again.

I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything
with your hand in my... Okay, where are

we going to go? I don't know. Your
house? No, no. We cannot go to my house.

I'll kill you. What? I thought you said
your dad really liked me. Yeah, well,

not anymore.

Dude. Dude.

Dude. Dude.

Dude. Dude. Dude.

I'm so sorry. Are you okay? No, not
really.

Where'd you

go? Where'd you go? Come on. You said
you don't want to.

You should just swing me, yeah. Okay, we
can take the subway.

I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize
you were miserable. No, it was really

That's right. You know, that's why they
call it a fling.

And we flung. It was fun.

I could have been more fun.

I can be fun. We can hang out again.

Wait, when do you think?

I should see what that is. No, no, no,
no, no, no. That's what I do. He's

coming and going.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know what to do.

Oh,

my God. I didn't see anything.

This isn't what it looks like happening.

Oh, hey.

You left me up, Jay.

You're so nice to me. Wait, have you
been crying?

We broke up.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you. I didn't know you guys broke
up. I thought you didn't love me.

I should probably leave, I think. I
thought you guys were such a handsome

couple. You know, it's really about
boundaries.

Oh, let me answer the door. Oh, hang on.
Let's go in here. Is that the door? Is

that true? I was going to know, but...

There's nothing to do with science. I
should go, but if you want to go over it

again, I mean, I'm... What's that sound?

Oh, my God.

I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you
want to, but I just don't... I know. You

take care of your science. I just want
to... Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Will you get out of here? It's only like
five minutes. I just want to talk to

you about your relationship, okay?

Peter?

Is that... Is that here?

I

mean,

maybe it's not such a big deal.

Spider menace!

Governments around the world launch
investigations into the murderer known

Spider -Man, a .k .a. Peter Parker, a .k
.a. the web -headed war criminal who

for years has been terrorizing the
decent citizens of New York. Well, now

city and the world see him for what he
truly is.

Murderer! Mysterio forever!

New details from last week's devastating
attack in London have emerged.

For more... We go now to Joint
Intelligence Headquarters. The release

short while ago confirmed that the
deadly drones used in the London attack

designed by Stark Industries.

Federal agents, open up! Federal agents,
you stay here!

Department of Damage Control, we have a
warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker.

You know the Fourth Amendment?

Sure. Unreasonable search and seizure?
Get in here, guys, let's go!

I didn't kill Quentin Beck, the drones
did, okay? The drones that are yours.

No! Well, look, Nick Fury was there the
entire time. Just ask him and he can

explain everything. Nick Fury has been
off -planet for the last year.

What?

Peter!

MJ!

They have nothing to do with this, sir.

Don't say anything without a lawyer!

I want a lawyer.

Miss Jones -Watson? Jones, I don't go by
Watson.

Miss Jones, why do you want a lawyer?

Five -nothing to hide. Exactly.

Unless... I'm actually guilty of
something.

I'm very aware of your tactics and my
rights.

Just answer my questions.

I've seen your file.

You're a smart young woman with a bright
future ahead of her.

Why would you risk it all by getting
involved with a vigilante like Peter

Parker?

So sorry to keep you waiting. Can we get
Ned a snack, please? Absolutely. He's

been waiting here. I got you, I got you.
Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

I'm not supposed to say anything to you?
No, Ned, not even a thing. I just have

one question.

When MJ told you that Peter was Spider
-Man... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's up? I knew way before MJ did. I
was Spider -Man's guy in the chair.

I know about that.

Dude, half my guys are guys in the
chair. Exactly.

You wouldn't know. I literally helped
him find the vulture.

I didn't know that. And I helped him
hack a suit once and kind of helped him

the space. So in Spider -Man's illegal
vigilantism, you were his main

accomplice.

I would like to have my words stricken
from the record.

With all due respect, and I mean that
very insincerely, unless you have some

real specific charges to throw at us,
legally, you can't hold us here.

You should definitely lower her up.
Excuse me? Child endangerment's a nasty

A boy was entrusted to you and has an
illegal guardian, essentially his

You not only allowed him to endanger
himself, but you actually encouraged it.

Who does that?

I want to see Peter right now.

Stark Industries was caught in the web
of the Spider -Man Mysterio controversy

today when federal agents opened an
investigation into missing Stark

Agents want to know exactly what was
taken. At least they used a good

What is happening?

That's great.

Thank you.

Well, I have some good news, Peter.

I don't believe any of the charges
against you are going to stick.

Seriously? I knew it.

Oh, my God, Mr. Murdoch, thank you.
That's amazing.

You're welcome. Perfect.

However, Mr. Hogan, the Fed are actively
investigating that missing technology.

I understand your loyalty to Mr.

Stark and his legacy, but if you were
involved... If I was involved? I advise

securing a lawyer. I need a lawyer
because I'm underinvested. I thought he

would... You said there's no charge. I
could say under advisement of counsel, I

refuse to answer the question
respectfully because the answer could

me. The saying could tell us. What would
the saying could tell us? I know that's

what you think. Calm down.

Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

You're going to need a really good
lawyer.

Peter, you may have dodged your legal
troubles, but things will get much

There is still a court of public
opinion.

How did you just do that?

I'm a really good lawyer.

We're going to need a safer place to
live.

Oh.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Alarm system deactivated.

This is...

Safe.

Welcome to the spiritual oasis.

You like Donkey Kong Jr.?

I literally just finished my MIT one.
You?

Can you imagine if we both got in? And
Ned? Yeah, but we'd have to get

scholarships so that we could actually
go. Come on, you got the scores and the

grades and... You think I'm being too
pragmatic?

No, no, no, no, no. Well, kinda.

That's okay. That's one of my favorite
things about you. Really? Yeah.

Well, what are your other favorite
things? I love your relentless optimism.

Yeah, I am a glass -half -full kind of
gal. I really like how you're a people

person. I love people.

I love them so much.

You like sports.

I think the Mets are going to go all the
way this year.

Really?

What's that noise?

Oh, it's happy. Look, he gave his room
to May, so he's sleeping down here.

I have a weird question.

Does any part of you feel relieved about
all this?

Ever since I got bit by that spider,
I've only had one week where my life has

felt normal.

Or kind of normal, I guess.

And that was when you found out.

Because then everyone that was in my
life that I wanted to know knew.

And it was perfect.

But now everybody knows.

I am the most famous person in the
entire world.

And I'm still broke.

I'm excited to see you tomorrow.

Yeah, me too.

Wrap it up.

You both like each other. We get it.
Hang up.

There's no new ground being broken,
okay? I need my eight hours. Have you

listening this whole time? Hi, Happy.

Not by choice.

MJ says hi.

Hello.

We're covering the first day of senior
year for Midtown Hive's most famous

student, Peter Parker.

Go get him, tiger.

Or should I say, spider.

The crowd has continued to grow here all
morning long at the Midtown School of

Science and Technology.

The crowd seems evenly divided between
supporters of Spider -Man and

It's us!

It's us! It's us!

Back off.

Who are you?

I'm Ned Leeds. I'm Spider -Man's best
friend.

You come at my boy. You come at Flash
Thompson.

If you want to read about our inspiring
friendship, you can now in my new book,

Flashpoint. One spider, two hearts, a
million crazy -ass memories. Check it

Go.

I'll see you inside, okay?

Keep watching Midtown News all year as
we bring you up -close and personal

coverage of Peter fighting his biggest
battle yet.

College admissions.

Peter, we would love to welcome you back
to Midtown High, where we shape heroes.

Or murderers. Stop it.

It's an honor to serve you, sir.

Mysterio was right. Stop. We don't.
That's all.

Some of the students put this together
for you.

No, you did that.

You did that. I helped a little bit. I
tried to stop you so many times, but you

followed through. He did all of it. You
did a great job. I hope you have time to

stop and check it out.

And feel free to walk or swing through
the hallway or crawl on the ceiling to

avoid everybody. We all know you can do
it.

I'm just going to know what you did.
Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself. I

know what you did. He's a conspiracy
theorist.

Can we just, like, stay up here all day?

It's so crazy down there. Wait, this
one's good. Some suggest that Parker's

powers include the male spider's ability
to hypnotize females, which he used to

seduce Jones Watson into his cult of
personality.

Stop. Yes, my spider lord.

Finally, some privacy.

It is so crazy down there.

So, I was thinking, when we get into
MIT, we should live together.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'd love that.

This is going to be awesome. Yeah.

Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.

MIT's obviously the dream, but if we
match up our backup schools, then either

way, we'll all be together in Boston.
New school, new town. I can Spider -Man

there. I mean, they have crime in
Boston, right? Yes, yes. Yeah, wicked

Yeah, so it'll be like a fresh start.

What's up?

I don't know. I just feel like if you
don't... If you expect disappointment,

then you can never really get
disappointed.

Come on.

It'll be a fresh start.

And we'll all be together.

Yeah, you're right.

Fresh start.

Yeah.

It's okay.

It's a backup school.

Peter!

No?

Last one.

Come on, Pete!

Jones, I told you to take down the
Halloween decorations.

Actually, that was Sasha, so... Enough
attitude, just do it.

On it.

I feel like I'm going to puke. Well,
don't, because he will just make me

it. This is our only shot. It's here or
nowhere.

Hey, come on.

Okay, you guys ready? Yeah.

Okay, on three.

One, two, three.

No.

No. No.

In light of recent controversy, we are
unable to consider your application at

this time.

This is so not fair.

I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do
anything wrong.

I mean, you guys definitely didn't do
anything wrong.

Expect disappointment and you will never
get disappointed.

No, please don't!

You guys didn't get in?

Yeah, because we're actually friends
with Spider -Man.

Uh, yeah.

I better get going. There's a bad mixer
for new admissions and... Sorry, guys.

Jones, what are you doing? Get back to
work. Yeah, I'm coming.

You know what?

I wouldn't change a thing I did.

Me neither.

Although, I do need to prepare this
letter to my parent.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm, uh... The most famous person in the
world. I know.

Long. Try not to slip. We don't have
liability insurance.

Is all this for a holiday party? No.

One of the rotunda gateways connects to
Siberia. The blizzard blasted through.

Because someone forgot to cast an
earthly maintenance spell to keep the

tight. That's right, he did, because he
forgot I now have higher duties. Higher

duties? The Sorcerer Supreme has higher
duties, yes.

Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer
Supreme.

No, he got it on a technicality because
I blipped for five years.

Oh, well, congratulations. If I'd been
here, then I would... You burned the

place down. You too. No one said stop
shoveling.

So, Peter, to what do I owe the
pleasure?

Right, um...

I'm really sorry to bother you, sir,
but... Please, say to have the universe

together. I think we're beyond you
calling me sir.

Okay. Uh, Steven.

That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

Uh... When, um... When Mysterio revealed
my identity, my

entire life got screwed up, and I was
wondering... I mean, I don't really know

if this would actually work, but I was
wondering if... Maybe you could go back

in time and make it so that he never
did?

Peter, we tampered with the stability of
space -time to resurrect countless

lives. Do you want to do it again now
just because yours got messy?

It's not about me. I mean, this is
really hurting a lot of people.

My Aunt May, Happy, my best friend, my
girlfriend, their futures are ruined

because they know me and they've done
nothing wrong.

I am so sorry, but even if I wanted to,
I don't have the time

stone anymore.

That's right.

I'm really sorry if I've wasted your
time. No, you didn't. Forget about it,

please. Oh, he will.

He's very good at forgetting things.

Wong, you've actually generated a good
idea.

What? The runes of Kafka.

The runes of Kafka?

Oh, it's just a standard spell of
forgetting.

It won't turn back time, but at least
people will forget that you were ever

Spider -Man.

Seriously? No, not seriously.

That spell travels the dark borders
between known and unknown reality. It's

dangerous.

We've used it for a lot less.

Do you remember the full moon party at
Commeritage?

No. Exactly.

Come on, Wong.

Hasn't he been through enough?

So what is this place?

The Samsung's built at the intersection
of cosmic energy currents.

We weren't the first to seek him out.

Some of these walls are thousands of
years old.

And they shot an episode of The
Equalizer here in the 80s.

Well, I, um, really appreciate you doing
this for me, sir.

Don't mention it.

And don't call me sir.

Right. Sorry.

You ready?

I'm ready.

Nice knowing you, Spider -Man.

Wait, excuse me?

The entire world's about to forget that
Peter Parker is Spider -Man.

Including me.

Everyone?

Can't some people still know? That's not
how the spell works, and it's very

difficult and dangerous to change it mid
-casting.

So my girlfriend's just going to forget
about everything we've been through? I

mean, is she even going to be my
girlfriend? That depends.

What, is she your girlfriend just
because you're Spider -Man? I mean, I

know. I really hope not. All right,
fine.

Everyone in the world's going to forget
that you're Spider -Man except your

girlfriend. Thank you so much. Oh, my
God, Ned.

Ned.

What is a Ned?

He's my best friend, so it's really
important to me that Ned knows.

Okay.

Let's not change the parameters of this
spell anymore while I'm casting it.

Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I swear I'm
done. I'm done.

No, but my Aunt May should really know.
Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

When she found out that I was Spider
-Man, it was really messy, and I don't

think that I can go through with that
again.

So, my Aunt May? Yes. Oh, thank you, Dad
Chappie.

No, I'm annoyed.

No, it's a nickname, Harold Happy Hogan.
He used to work at 20 Storch, but then

he was kind of dead in my hands. Just
stop talking to me.

Did it work?

No. You changed my spell six times.

Five times. You changed my spell. You
don't do that. I told you, and that is

why.

That spell was completely out of
control. If I hadn't shut it down,

catastrophic could have happened.

Stephen, listen, I am so sorry. Call me
sir.

Sorry, sir.

You know, after everything we've been
through together somehow, I always

You're just a kid.

Look, Parker, the problem is not
Mysterio.

It's you trying to live two different
lives. And the longer you do that, the

more dangerous it becomes. Believe me.

I'm so sorry about you and your friends
not getting into college. But if they

rejected you and you tried to convince
them to reconsider, there's nothing else

you can do.

When you say convince them, you mean
like I could have called them?

Yeah.

I could do that.

You haven't called them? Well, I mean, I
got their letter and I assumed that

that was... I'm sorry.

Are you telling me that you didn't even
think to plead your case with them first

before you asked me to brainwash the
entire world?

Well, I mean, when you put it like that,
then...

Come on, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick
up, pick up. Dude, what? I'm busy.

Flash, where's the MIT mixer?

Why? Because I need to come and talk to
someone. I'm trying to get Ned and MJ a

second chance at getting in.

What's in it for me?

I'm risking a lot just talking to you.

Okay, I will, um, pick you up and swing
you to school for one week? For a month.

For a week.

Two weeks. Flash, please come on and
help me. Shoot me what I want.

Okay, I'll tell everyone that you're my
best friend.

Flash, please help me. Cool, cool, cool.
So there's this lady. She's the

assistant vice chancellor. You can plead
your case with her. Okay, perfect.

Where is she? She left.

To go where?

To the airport.

Stark Network, unavailable.

Facial recognition, unavailable.

Hi.

Yeah, I can see you.

Hi, I'm Peter Parker. You do know you're
in the street, right? Yeah, I'm sorry.

I just really needed to talk to you, and
I know you're on your way to the

airport.

MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two
smartest people I've ever met in my

life, and I'm the dumbest person because
I let them help me, but if I didn't let

them help me, then millions of people
would have died. So please don't let MIT

be dumb like me. MIT is dumb?

No, I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb.

I mean, like, the dumber version of me
that wouldn't have let them help.

You didn't rehearse that, did you,
Peter?

Basically what I'm trying to...

Why are you running? Oh,

my God.

Ma 'am, you should get out of the car.
Everybody get off the bridge.

The door's locked.

The door's... Hey!

Hello, Peter.

Hi. Do we... Do I know you? What have
you done with my machine?

Your machine? I don't know what you're
talking about. I don't... What machine?

The power of the sun in the palm of my
hand.

It's gone.

Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars,
we can work together and I can help you

find your machine.

Do you want to play a game?

Catch!

It's okay. You guys are good. You're
safe. Get out of here.

You think your fancy new suit's gonna
save you?

You should

have

killed your little girlfriend when I had
the chance.

What did you just say?

Looks like we got competition.

Do it!

Man of technology.

You've outdone yourself, Peter.

I underestimated you.

But now you die.

Peter Parker.

I am so confused right now.

What's happening?

New device detected.

Pairing new device.

You don't listen to him. You listen to
me.

Hey.

Hey! Hey!

Listen to me!

No, not him! Me!

Are you okay?

Come on, you can still make your flight.

Peter.

You're a hero.

No, well, I'm... No, I'm... I'm going to
talk to admissions about your friend.

And I'm going to talk to them about you.

No, but ma 'am, this isn't about me.

I am going to talk to them about your
friends and you.

Okay. Really? And if you keep your noses
clean, maybe you'll have a fair shot.

Here. Get out of the way. Get that man.
Hey, you. And I see you.

Oh, man.

That was not okay.

Unbelievable.

Hey, hey, hey.

Until you stop trying to kill me.

I'm in control, buddy, of this whole
tentacle situation you got going on

Okay? Now, who are you? What is going
on?

careful what you wish for, Parker.

Let me out of here!

Can you please explain to me what is
going on? That little spell that you

botched where you wanted everyone to
forget that Peter Parker's Spider -Man,

started pulling in everyone who knows
Peter Parker's Spider -Man from every

universe into this one.

From every universe?

Who are you? And where am I? I think
it's better we don't engage with him

because, frankly, the multiverse is a
concept about which we know

little.

The multiverse is real.

This shouldn't even be possible.

But I thought you stopped the spell. No,
I contained it, but it would appear

that a few of them squeaked through.

After you left, I detected another
worldly presence. I pursued it into the

sewers where I found that slimy green
son of a gun.

Spell? Is it magic?

What is this, a birthday party?

Who is this clown?

What is this madness?

Watch this.

Do you know a Peter Parker who's Spider
-Man?

Yes. Is that him? No.

See?

Okay, here's what we gotta do.

I don't know how many of these visitors
we've got. I saw another one.

On the bridge.

He was like a... like a flying green
elf.

Well, he sounds jolly. Why don't you
start with him? I need you to capture

bring them here, while I figure out how
to get them back before they destroy the

fabric of reality.

Or worse, Wong finds out.

Uh, Doctor Strange?

What?

My friends and I just got a second
chance to get into MIT, and if the

sees me fighting these crazy monsters...
Hey, watch your mouth!

I'm sorry, but... Are you seriously
still talking about college?

Hey,

what did you just do? This.

Hey!

How did you do that?

Lots of birthday party.

Hey. Whoa.

One shot, send them here, move on.
You're welcome. Get to work.

Sir?

Now what?

I know this is my mess, and I swear to
you that I'll fix it, but I'm going to

need some help.

Whoa. I can't believe I'm in the Sanctum
Sanctorum.

Neither can I.

So...

How did you know you were made of magic?
Because my nana says that we have it in

our family, and sometimes I get these
tinglings in my hands. You should talk

your physician.

Peter! Hey, hey.

I'm so sorry for dragging you in. You've
got to help me find these guys. You

don't have to apologize, okay? You got
us a second shot at MIT.

So, how did the bad guys get here?

They screwed up a spell trying to get
you into college.

Wait, what?

I thought it was the MIT lady you saved.

Uh, no, that was after. Let's just focus
on the good news, okay? No, let's just

focus on the bad news. As of now, you
have detected zero multiversal

trespassers. So, get on your phones,
scour the internet, and Scooby -Doo this

shit.

You're telling us what to do, even
though it was your spell that got

meaning that all this is kind of your
mess.

You know, I know a couple of magic words
myself, starting with the word please.

Please, Scooby -Doo this shit.

You can work in the Undercroft.

The Undercroft?

Badass.

Guys, this isn't about this whole spell
thing. It's totally okay.

Wait, really? Yeah. I mean, I get it.
You were just trying to...

fix things, and so maybe just run it by
us next time, you know? That way, when

you're thinking, hey, I'm about to do
something that could break the universe,

we could, like, help you.

Workshop something or brainstorm ideas.

Deal.

Dad?

Oh, dude, I don't care. It's seriously
not a big deal.

Oh!

A torture rack.

That is a Pilates machine.

That is... The crypt. Okay, so we get
the rest of you guys, you zap them, Dr.

Magic will send them back. And when we
get into MIT, round of stale donuts is

treat. Let's catch some multiverse men.

Hey!

Who the hell are these two? These are my
friends. This is MJ and this is Ned.

Hello.

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Dr. Otto Octavius.

Wait, no, seriously, what's your actual
name? Oh, is that a dinosaur?

If the paint won't come off, bring it by
the shelter and I'll get it out. No,

no, no, mate.

We gotta find these guys first.

Well, finish your mission and then come
by. We're having a canned food drive.

Sure. I got one, I got one, I got one.
Oh, mate, I gotta go. I mean,

you can take the guy out of the chair,
but you can't take the chair out of the

guy. What'd you find?

There's a disturbance near a military
research facility outside of the city

witnesses say that they saw a monster
flying through the air.

It's got to be the guy I saw on the
bridge, right?

It's impossible.

You know him, don't you?

On the bridge, you said his name.

Norman Osborn.

Brilliant scientist.

Military research.

But he was greedy.

Misguided. What happened to him? We tire
of your questions, boy!

Okay, um...

I gotta go. Where am I going?

It can't be him.

Why?

Because Norman Osborn died years ago.

So either we saw someone else or you're
flying out into the darkness

to fight a ghost.

Keep an eye out on the trees. We don't
really know where this guy is.

I genuinely don't know how you do this
without throwing up.

Peter, what is it?

Like the tingle thing? Is the tingle
thing happening? Is your tingle

Are

you

guys seeing this?

Yeah.

No, he was green. This guy's blue.

You wouldn't happen to be from another
universe, would you?

What's he doing?

I don't know. It looks like he's
charging.

I don't like this. Just web him.

Go

left.

Left, dude. Left, left. Go left. What
are you talking about? Right, right.

This is not healthy.

Oh, no, no, no. What happened?

Peter? Peter!

Whoa!

Peter, it's me, Flint Marco.

You remember?

I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.

What do you mean you're not my Peter?
What the hell is going on? I'll explain

everything, but first, can you help me
stop this guy?

Okay. You try to surround him, and I'll
pull the plug. All right, let's go!

I can't hold it much longer.

I got it! I got it!

Different theater.

Weird.

Thanks.

Sorry. Don't worry about it.

I got my body back.

Hey, um, this is gonna sound really
crazy, but, uh, this is a new universe.

Another universe?

Uh -huh. What? That's what I was
feeling.

The power is different.

I like it.

Easy, buddy.

It's actually my fault that you're here.

Like the universe?

Or the woods?

I hate the woods.

I'm at the universe, sir. So what?

Y 'all just gonna stand here and act
like I ain't butt -ass naked?

I am. Uh, no, no. I, uh...

What was that?

What did you just do to him? No, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay. Did you kill him?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, I can explain
everything. You just have to trust me.

Please. I don't trust you. I don't know
you.

What is this?

You picked the wrong side.

Connors?

What?

You know this creature? No, no, no, no,
no. Not a creature.

A man.

Those same universes.

Dr. Kirk Connors. He was a scientist at
Oscorp when I worked there.

A brilliant scientist.

Until he turned himself into a lizard.

Then he tried to turn the whole city
into lizards. It was crazy.

It wasn't crazy, Max. It was the next
step in human evolution.

The dinosaur can talk.

Speaking of which, what happened to you?
Last I recall, you had bad teeth,

glasses, and a comb -over.

Did you get a makeover?

You know I can give you a real makeover.
Let me guess.

Into a lizard? Exactly.

You two just shut up.

Where are we? It's complicated.

A wizard dungeon.

Wizard dungeon?

There's no real way to sugarcoat that.
It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.

Look, you can keep your magic.

I want a taste of that new energy I just
felt.

Oh, Peter, hey.

Hey. Did those guys come through yet?

There should be an electric guy and a
fan guy.

Yeah, they're all here and locked up.

Perfect. I'm going to just stay here for
a bit and try and fix some of this

damage so they don't blame it on me
again.

Okay. But hey, I couldn't do any of this
without you, so thank you. Yeah, of

course.

Hey, ask him if this is like a tree
monster or like a scientist that turned

a tree.

It's just a tree, man.

Just a tree.

We have a new world to conquer.

You make me sick. Leave me alone.

Please. Hiding in the shadows.

Hiding from who you truly are. You can't
escape yourself.

Hey, May. Hey, Peter.

I'm at work, and, um, one of the guys
you're looking for just walked in.

May! Where's May?

Thank you.

May!

Ah, hey, here he is.

Norman. This is my nephew.

Norman Osborn?

I thought that you were... I saw Spider
-Man in an ad for this place.

And I thought you could help me.

But you're not him.

Wait, so you want Spider -Man's help?

He just wandered in.

I didn't know where else to go.

Someone's living in my house.

Oscorp doesn't exist.

My son.

Sometimes, I'm not myself.

I'm someone else. And every time he's in
control, I can't remember. And now I'm

here in this place, in this city, and I
don't know. I don't know what's going on

with me. It doesn't make sense.

And I don't mean Jeff in the cosmos. I
mean in his mind.

Are they all like this?

Yeah. Well, I mean, they all have their
own mental and physical issues.

Well, he needs help, and maybe they all
do.

What, you don't mean... No, me? This
isn't my problem.

Peter, not your problem?

Hmm? Me.

Their chance of getting help is way
better back where they came from.

Sending them home?

That's the best thing that we can do for
them. For them?

Or for yourself?

Look around you.

This is what we do.

We help people.

This is what's best.

For them.

Trust me.

But the fact remains, Spider -Man is a
minute.

We'll be right back after a brief word
from Daily Bugle Supplements, the only

other daily fix.

You need.

And we're out.

What?

I got eyes on him.

He's with his aunt, some guy I don't
know. You sure?

They're just leaving the shelter.

Don't lose him.

Thanks, Frank.

Hope to see you again.

Hey, he trusts you.

So do I.

Thanks for cleaning my suit.

I'll see you later.

Um, guys, this is, uh, Mr. Osborne. Hey,
it's Doctor.

Sorry, um, Dr. Osborne, these are my
friends. This is Ned and MJ.

Mary Jane?

It's Michelle Jones, actually.

Fascinating.

Do you think there are other Ned
Leedses?

Octavius?

Osborn?

What happened to you? What happened to
me?

You're the walking corpse.

What do you mean? You died, Norman,
years ago.

You're insane.

God, I love it here.

What are you talking about?

He's standing right there. He's not...
They both died fighting Spider -Man.

It was all over the news.

Green Goblin impaled by the glider you
flew around on.

And a couple of years later, you, Doc
Ock, drowned in the river with your

machine. That's nonsense.

Spider -Man was trying to stop my fusion
reactor.

So I stopped him.

I had him by the throat. And then I...

And then I was here.

Oh, please.

Let me tell you something. I was
whooping Spider -Man's ass.

He'll tell you.

And then he caused the overload. I was
stuck in the grid, absorbing data.

I was about to turn into pure energy.
And then, and then, and then, oh, shit.

I was about to die.

Max, do you know, do I die?

Oh, great, you caught another one. No,
no, no, wait, Strange, he's not dead.

It's okay.

What is that?

It's an ancient relic, the Machina de
Cadavis. I've trapped your corrupted

inside, and once I finish the proper
ritual, it'll reverse the spell and send

these guys back to their universes.

And then what?

We perish?

No, no thanks. I'll pass on that.

Let me out of here.

Peter!

Strange.

We can't send them back. Not yet.

Why?

Some of these guys are going to die.

Parker.

It's their fate.

Come on, Strange. Have a heart.

In the grand calculus of the multiverse,
their sacrifice means infinitely more

than their lives.

I'm sorry, kid.

If they die, they die.

Don't. What are you doing?

This is why I never had kids.

Give me the box.

What? What?

Oh,

my

God, I'm dead.

You're not dead. You've just been
separated from your physical form. My

physical... What?

How are you doing that?

I have no idea.

You should not be able to do that.

This feels amazing.

That might be one of the coolest things
that's ever happened to me. But don't

ever do that again.

What is this place? The mirror
dimension, where I'm in control.

Strange, stop! Can we please just talk
about this?

Parker, don't you realize that in the
multiverse there are an infinite number

people who know Peter Parker is Spider
-Man? And if that spell gets loose,

they're all coming here. Look, I know, I
get it, but we can't just send them

home to die. It's their fate.

You can't change that any more than you
can change who they are.

But what if we could?

What if we could change their fate?

Whoa, what are you doing?

I'm not giving you the... Give me that
back!

Is that an Archimedean spiral?

The mirror dimension is just geometry?
You're great at geometry. You can do

geometry.

Square the radius.

So, bye -bye -bye.

I'm not pointing along the curve. It's
over, Parker.

I'll come pick you up when it's done.

Hey, Strange.

You know what's cooler than magic?

Math.

Don't do this.

Ow. I'm sorry, sir, but... I have to

try.

Dude, what happened? I just had a fight
with Dr. Strange and I totally won.

What? Look, I stole his ring thing.

I was swinging through the city and then
I went through this massive mirror

thing and then I was back in the...
Where is he? Where is he?

He's trapped, but I'm not sure for how
long. You could have just left us to

Why didn't you?

Because that's not who he is.

I think I can help you guys.

If I can fix what happened to you, then
when you go back, things will be

different, and you might not die
fighting Spider -Man.

What do you mean, fix it? Look, our
technology is advanced. I can help you.

You know, I'm something of a scientist
myself.

Octavius knows what I can do. Fix?

You mean like a dog?

I refuse.

I can't promise you guys anything, but
at least this way we actually get to go

home and have a chance, a second chance.

I mean, come on. Isn't that worth
trying?

Trust me, Peter.

When you try to fix people, there are
always consequences.

I mean, you don't have to come.

I also didn't know that you could talk.

But if you stay here, you're going to
have to deal with the wizard.

Ah, so we go along or die.

Not much of a choice, is it?

I just want to go home.

Well, I myself don't want to be killed,
especially by a guy dressed like

Dungeons and Dragons. So what's your
plan?

I have it all under control.

What are we going to do about this
thing?

Well, we need to find somewhere safe for
it, right? Yeah, sure. Yes, you got to

take it. Wait, what? If something bad
happens, I'll text you and then you just

push this and then it's all over and
I'll be gone. We're going with you.

not going to leave you. You can't come
with me. It's too dangerous. You guys

have already done enough. Peter, we're
in this together. I know we're in this

together, Ned, but I can't do this if I
know that you're in danger.

Okay, so for me, MJ, please just take
this.

If I don't hear from you, I'm pressing
the button.

Sure. Okay. And I will do it.

Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

No way. That's his girlfriend. No way.

She'll do it.

Absolutely. She will.

Okay.

See you later. Be safe. You too.

Whoa.

Okay.

Jeff, okay. Yeah, you too.

So, uh, who's coming with me?

Well, I'm in.

But if this goes sideways, I'm going to
fry you from the inside out.

He wants to stay in the truck.

Okay. Alarm system deactivated.

Hey, me.

I feel kind of bad using Happy's police
like this.

He'll get over it.

Oh, sorry.

So this is your plan, Peter?

No lab, no facilities, just performing
miracles in a condominium?

Oh, you're going to cook up some cures
and some frozen burritos in a microwave?

I could go for a burrito.

He's gonna kill us all.

Well, let's hope not.

You're up first, Doc.

What? Hey, I told you, I don't need
fixing.

I don't need fixing!

Especially by a teenager using scraps
from a bachelor's junk drawer.

No, no, no.

He got something back there.

I can feel it.

That weird energy.

What the hell is that?

It's a fabricator.

It can analyze, design, construct
basically anything.

I thought that was the tanning bed Happy
broke.

Look at that.

He's going to kill us all.

So the chip in the back of Doc's neck
was designed to protect his brain from

AI system that's controlling these
tentacles. But if you look here, the

fried. So rather than him being in
control of the tentacles, the tentacles

now in control of him, which I guess
explains why he is so miserable all the

time.

Thirsty.

Well, yes, I am thirsty.

Freshwater or salt?

You know, because you're an octopus.

What?

Freshwater it is.

Look at this place.

And all the possibilities.

What? This condo? Yeah, yeah, the condo.
I love the whole open floor plan. No.

No, man, I'm talking about the world.

Kind of like who I am here.

And all that power back there?

I could be so much more.

So why'd you come along?

I have a daughter, and I want to see
her.

But he's not going to send anyone home
until he's finished his little science

project back there.

You trust him? I don't trust anyone.

How'd you end up like that anyway?

No.

The place where I worked at, their
experiment with electricity created by

organisms, and then, uh...

I fell into a vat of electric eels.

You're kidding.

I fell into a super collider. Damn.

Gotta be careful where you fall.

Remarkable.

The technology and you.

When all this is over, if you need a job
and you're willing to commute to

another universe,

That totally worked.

I got it. I did it. I did it. Can you
send him up? Here we go.

Sorry. Hold on, Doc. Oh, will these
humiliations never cease?

You, keep your science fair project away
from me.

It'll work. Have faith, says the
reckless fool who turned himself into a

monster.

Please stop moving your head.

Hold still.

Don't you dare.

I swear, when I get out of this, we're
going to rip you and you.

Doc?

Doc?

Doc?

Doc, talk to me.

Those voices inside my head.

I'd almost forgotten.

Otto.

Yes, Norman.

It's me.

Would you look at that?

I'm grateful, dear boy, truly.

Yeah, you're welcome.

How can I help?

This is Peter. Leave a message.

Yeah, Peter, this is Happy. I accessed
my doorbell camera.

Who are those guys, huh?

Is that a cyborg? Are you bringing a
cyborg with robot legs into my house?

One of the guys made of mud. What's
going on? Call me back.

How does it feel, Norman?

You're about to become whole again.

No more darker half.

Just you.

Just me.

Okay, um... It just goes right here.

That should be drawing power now. I'm
going to come back in a second just to

check on it, but keep an eye on the
lights. When they're all green, it means

that all the electricity in your body is
dissipated. Well, not all of the

electricity. I mean, obviously, you know
that you need electricity for your

brain to function. Your nervous system
is... I'm not really sure why I'm

explaining electricity to you.

Can I ask you a question? Sure.

Are these your Legos?

Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.

Something feels off.

What do you mean?

I don't like this.

Leave it alone.

The sooner you guys get through this,
the sooner we go home.

Oh, where is he? He's inside.

And yet here we are outside. Did you not
hear me say don't lose him? I want

incriminating footage of Spider -Man. I
already called damage control. They're

on their way. And so it began. The place
is about to be swarming with cops.

What's happening?

Why are you looking at me like that?

That's a neat trick.

sense of yours.

Norman? Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

The hell?

Goblin.

No more darker half. Did you really
think that I'd let that happen?

That I'd let you take away my power just
because you're blind to what true power

can bring you? You don't know me. Don't
I?

I saw how she trapped you.

Fighting her.

Holy moral mission.

We don't need you to save us. We don't
need to be fixed.

These are not curses.

They're gifts.

Norman, no. Quiet, lapdog.

You don't know what you're talking
about. I've watched you from deep behind

Norman's cowardly eyes.

Struggling.

Have everything you want while the world
tries to make you choose.

Gods don't have to choose.

We take.

Me? Run.

Oh, my God.

What have you done?

I liked you better before.

Up here.

He's up there. He's the guy from the
bridge.

Did you see that?

enough to have it all.

It's morality.

It's choking you.

Can't you feel it?

It

didn't work.

Norman was right. He got it from you,
that pathetic...

Peter,

Peter, Peter.

No good deed goes unpunished.

You can thank me later.

Nate? Nate, Nate, I'm here.

I'm here.

Are you okay?

It's okay. We're okay, right?

Yeah. Knocked on my ass.

Yeah, me too. That's all.

I think I broke my ribs.

This is all my fault, me.

I should have just listened to Strange
and let him send me back. You did the

right thing.

They would have been killed.

You did the right thing.

It's not my responsibility, me.

Oh.

What Norman said?

My moral myth?

No. No, no, Peter, you listen to me.

You have a gift.

You have power.

And with great power, there must also
come great responsibility.

I know.

Let's get out of here. All right, let's
go.

Let's just catch a...

Are you okay?

Yeah,

you're okay. What happened?

Just a second.

Catch my breath.

Okay, we'll catch your breath. I'm right
here.

We're going to take our time.

You catch your breath, and then we'll
take you to a doctor, okay?

Are you okay?

Somebody help. I need an ambulance.
Please. Somebody.

What happened?

Nothing happened.

You're okay. You're okay.

Let me just help.

Yeah, it's my friend.

I'm right here. I'm right here.

I'm right here.

We're okay.

It's just me and you.

Will you look at me, Maeve, please?

Maeve.

Maeve.

What are you doing, Maeve? Please, will
you just wake up and talk to me, please?

Get out! Get out! Get out!

Peter! Run!

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so sorry. All right, Parker,
come out with your hands up!

Come out right now, or we will open
fire!

Tragedy.

What else can I call it?

What more need be said?

The damage.

The destruction.

You saw it with your own eyes.

When will people wake up and realize
that everywhere Spider -Man goes, chaos

calamity ensue?

Everything Spider -Man touches.

comes to ruin.

And we, the innocents, are left to pick
up the pieces.

J. Jonah Jameson reporting.

Good night.

And God help us all.

Still nothing?

No.

I'm going to press it.

But what?

No. He told me to wait, but I'm going to
do it. I didn't wish that.

I just wish we could see him.

Ned? Yeah?

Do that again. Yeah.

I just wish we could see him.

Okay.

I just wish we could see Peter.

Oh, you're right. I am.

Yeah, yeah, it has to be. Peter!

Peter! Hey, Peter!

Peter! Yeah?

Oh!

Hi.

Hi. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay. I'm a nice guy.

Okay.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Peter Parker.

I am Spider -Man in my world. But then
yesterday, I was...

I was just here.

Wow.

String theory, multidimensional reality,
and matter displacement.

All real?

Yeah. I knew it.

This has to be because of the spell.

Like magic spell? No, there's no spell.

No. Magic's real here, too?

I mean... Shut up.

No, it's not real. Shut up. I mean,
there's magicians and stuff, but there's

like... Stop.

Stop.

Prove it.

Prove what?

That you're Peter Parker.

I don't carry an ID with me. You know,
it kind of defeats the whole non

-superhero thing.

Why'd you do that?

I was trying to see if you have the
tingle thing. I have the tingle thing,

not for Brent.

Can you not throw the... The bread
again? You're a deeply mistrusting

And I respect it.

Crawl around.

Crawl around?

Yes. No.

Yes, crawl around. Why do I need to
crawl around? Because it's not enough.

is plenty. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No,
it's not. It is. How do I stick to the

ceiling? Do it.

I gave us a Zulu.

Huh? My Lola's asking if you could just
get the cobweb there.

Since you're, like, up there.

Thank

you.

We good?

For now.

So... I opened the wrong portal to the
wrong Peter Parker.

Yeah, I guess you just keep doing it
until we find the real one.

Ouch. No offense.

Okay. Okay, you got it.

Find Peter Parker.

What's the thing on his hand?

Find Peter Parker.

Find Peter Parker!

Great, it's just some random guy.

Hello. I hope it's okay. I just came
through this... Oh, just closed.

You're Peter.

Yeah, Peter Parker.

I've seen you two... Hi.

Wait, he's not your friend.

Wait, so you're Spider -Man 2? Why
didn't you just say that? I generally

go around advertising. It kind of
defeats the whole anonymous superhero

That's what he just said.

My

Lola's

asking if you could clean up the webs
you shot.

Oh, sorry, Lola. Yes, of course. I'm
going to bed.

Night, Lola.

Good night, Ned's Lola.

Uh, this might seem kind of weird, but
I've been trying to find your friend

since I got here.

I just have this sense that... that he
needs my help.

Our help.

He does.

We don't know where he is. And, um,
honestly, right now, we're all he really

left.

Well, uh, is there some place...

That he might go that has meaning to
him.

Like a place where he would go to just
get away from everything.

For me, it was the top of the Chrysler
building.

Empire State.

It's a better view.

That is a sweet view.

Yes.

Yeah, I think I know exactly where that
would be.

Sorry.

Peter, there's... There's some people
here.

Hey, wait, wait, whoa.

Sorry.

About me.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I got some understanding of what it is.
No, no, no. Please don't tell me that

you know what I'm going through.

Okay. She's gone.

She's all my fault.

She died for nothing.

So I'm going to do what I should have
done in the first place.

Peter, please don't.

You don't belong here.

Neither are you, so I'm sending you
home.

Those other guys are from your worlds,
right?

So you deal with it.

If they die, if you kill them, it's on
you.

It's not my problem.

I don't care anymore.

I'm done.

I'm really sorry that I dragged you into
this.

But you have to go home now.

Good luck.

My uncle Ben was killed.

It was my fault.

I lost him.

I lost Gwen.

She was my MJ.

I couldn't save her.

I'm never going to be able to forgive
myself for that.

But I carried on. Tried to keep going.
Tried to keep being the

friendly neighborhood Spider -Man.
Because I know that's what she would

wanted. But at some point, I just...

I stopped pulling my punches.

I got rageful.

I got bitter.

I just don't want you to end up like me.

The night Ben died, I hunted down the
man who I thought did it.

I wanted him dead.

I got what I wanted.

It didn't make it better.

It took me a long time to learn to get
through that darkness.

I want to kill him.

I want to tear him apart.

I can still hear her voice in my head.

Even after she was hurt, she said to me
that we did the right thing.

She told me that with great power comes
great

responsibility.

Wait, what? How do you know that?

Uncle Ben said it.

The day he died.

Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

Okay, so, uh, it's honored.

Marco, Dylan, and, um...

Look, I think that I can repair the
devices for Dylan and Marco, but the

others... Well, I got Connor's. I've
already cured him once, so no big deal.

Come on, it's no big deal.

Great.

Yeah, that's great.

I think I can make an anti -serum for
Dr. Osborne.

Been thinking about it a long time.

Gotta cure all of them.

Right?

That's what we do.

What?

Three U's.

Do you have a best friend too?

I did.

You did?

He died in my arms.

After he tried to kill me.

Heartbreaking.

Will you run a diagnostic?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?

You don't deserve this.

No, no, no, no.

Look at me.

I'm here.

We're going to get through this, and
we're going to get through it together.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

You have

someone?

Hello.

I got no time for Peter Parker's stuff,
you know?

Do you?

That's a little complicated.

No, I understand.

I guess it's just not in the cards for
guys like us.

Well, I wouldn't give up.

It took a while, but we made it work.

Yeah? Yeah. Me and MJ.

My MJ.

It gets confusing, huh?

Yeah. Peter!

Yeah? Oh, sorry. What do you mean?

Peter, Peter.

We're all called Peter.

Peter Parker.

Say it again. We're all Peter Parker.

The computer.

Oh.

Oh, I'm ready. Yep, me too. Okay, so now
all we got to do is lure these guys

someplace, right?

Try to cure them while they try to kill
us and then send them home.

Using a magic box. Well, that's the
plan.

So are you going to go into battle
dressed as a cool youth pastor or you

your suit?

Good. Here's your web cartridges.

Oh, thanks, man.

What's that for?

It's my web fluid. It's for my web
shooters.

Why?

Whoa!

That came out of you. Yeah.

You can't do that, huh? No.

How on earth does that even... Anyway,
we're getting sidetracked. Look.

This is where we're going to do this,
okay? It's isolated, so no one should

hurt.

We draw them there with a box. It's the
one thing they all want.

All we have to do is figure out how
we're going to get there.

Oh, we can portal there.

What? I'm magic now.

Yeah, no, no, he's right. Yeah, he can.

Yeah, we saw him. Yeah, he is.

Wait, really? Dude, I got Dr. Strange
magic.

Yeah.

And I promise you, I won't turn into a
supervillain and try to kill you.

Okay.

Thank you.

Um, all right, here goes nothing. What's
that thing you always say?

Expect disappointment. No, no, no.

We're going to kick some ass.

Okay.

Cure.

Cure some ass.

Cure that ass.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bugle Tip Line
has just received a call from none

other than the fugitive known as Spider
-Man, fresh from his rampage in Queens.

So, Peter Parker, What pernicious
propaganda are you peddling?

Just the truth. Oh, sure.

The truth is that this is all my fault.

I accidentally brought those dangerous
people here.

Well, he admits it. And if those people
are watching, it's not that I really did

try to help you.

I mean, I could have killed you at any
given moment, but I didn't.

Because my Aunt May taught me that
everyone deserves a second chance.

And that's why I'm here.

And where is here, exactly?

A place that represents second chances.

The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks!

He's about to destroy another national
landmark.

The world, if you're watching... Believe
me, the world is watching.

Wish me luck.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider -Man
could really use some.

Okay, guys, it could be any minute now.

Yep, almost done.

You know, Max was, like, the sweetest
guy ever before he fell into a

pool of electric eels.

That'll do it.

Oh, there it goes.

You okay?

Oh, my back.

It's kind of stiff from all the
swinging, I guess. Oh, yeah. No, I got a

back thing, too. Really? Yeah.

You want me to crack it?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, that'd be great. All right.

You ready? Yeah.

Yes,

that's good.

That was it.

Wow.

That's good. Right? That's better. Yeah.

Wow.

God, this is so cool.

I always wanted brothers.

So you, like, make your own web fluid in
your body.

I'd rather not talk about this.

No, I don't mean to. Are you teasing me?
No, no, no, no, no, no. He's not

teasing you. It's just that we can't do
that. So naturally, we're curious as to

how your web situation works. That's
all. But if it's personal, I don't want

like, pry.

But I just think it's cool. No, I wish I
could tell you, but it's like I don't

do it. Like, I don't.

Like, I don't do breathing. Like,
breathing just happens.

Whoa. Like, does it just come out of
your wrists, or does it come out of

anywhere else?

Only the wrists.

You never had a web block? Because I run
out of webs all the time. I have to

make my own in a lab.

That's a hassle compared to what you
got. That sounds like a hassle, yeah.

did, actually. You said that. I was
like, oh, I had a web block.

Whoa, why?

Existential crisis stuff. Yeah, I mean,
like, don't get me started on that. Hey.

What are like some of the craziest
villains that you guys have fought?

you've met some of them.

That's a good question. Yeah, I fought
an alien made out of black goo once.

Oh, no way. I fought an alien too.

On Earth and in space.

Oh. Yeah, he was purple. I don't want to
fight an alien. I'm still like that you

fought an alien in space.

I'm lame compared, like I fought a
Russian guy in a, like a rhinoceros

Can we rewind it back to the I'm lame
part? Because you are not. No, thanks.

No, yeah, I appreciate it. I'm not
saying I'm lame. It's just a self -talk.

Maybe we should, you know. Listen.

You're amazing.

Just to take it in for a minute. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I can take it in. You are

amazing. I can take it in. You are
amazing. Thank you, yeah. Will you say

No, I kind of needed to hear that. Thank
you.

All right, guys, focus up.

You feel that?

Yeah.

What's up, kid?

How you like the new -new?

Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna
destroy it.

But I'll let you live.

Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

Okay, guys, here he comes.

I missed you, man.

All right, MJ. Hey, Doug.

Got it. Close it.

Matt, it's not closing. Yeah, I know.

Why isn't it closing? I don't know. Did
you close it before? Did you know?

No. I mean, I've opened some.

Jack, Matt, Matt.

Can we just talk for a second? Just you
and me? Just talk? Look who showed up.

My old friend, Spider -Man. I'm trying
to save you, Max. That's all I've ever

wanted. You're not trying to save me. I
am.

You ain't even a shit no more.

Don't worry about me.

I'll save myself.

Turn up!

Well, I got his attention.

Now what?

Okay, great.

Just FYI.

The other guy's here, too.

This guy's a cop, Jack. Hello.

Where's the box, Peter?

Flint, we can help everyone. I don't
care.

Sorry.

Gross. Sad to tell you, Sandman.

Nobody's going home.

What is going on out there? I keep
yelling at you, Peter 2, Peter 2, Peter

know, but I thought you were Peter 2.
What? I'm not Peter 2. Stop arguing,

of you. Listen to Peter 1.

Look, we're clearly not very good at
this. I know, I know. We suck. I don't

how to work as a team.

Me neither. Well, I do. I have been in a
team, okay?

I don't want to brag, but I will.

I was in the Avengers.

The Avengers?

Yeah. That's great.

Thank you. What is that?

What, you don't have the Avengers? Is
that a band? Are you in a band?

No, I'm not in a band. No, the Avengers
is a...

Earth's mightiest house is helping.
Look, it's not important. All we got to

is focus, trust your tingle, and
coordinate our attacks, okay?

Yes. Okay.

Let's pick one target.

Right. And we take them off the board
one at a time. Now you got it. Okay,

one, Peter two. Peter two. Peter three.

All right, let's do this. Ready? Wait,
wait, wait, wait.

I love you guys.

Thank you.

All right, let's do this.

I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.

I'll meet you at the top.

Come on. Hey, Dr.

Connors. Hello, Peter.

Flint, we're trying to help you.

Guys, I'm at the top.

I need the gun.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Just wait until you're turned.

I'll be right back.

It's okay, Flint.

We're gonna get you home.

Just stay right here.

How do we stop him? I've never seen him
this powerful.

It's the arc reactor.

We gotta get it off him.

You're not gonna take this away from me.

Yeah, that's not gonna work.

Okay, we gotta do this up close.

Peter 2, go right. Peter 3, go left. On
me.

All right. No, it's fine. We're going to
do it again. We're just going to keep

trying. All right. We got it. We got it.

Close the portal.

Close the portal.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

And that is a lizard, and we should...

Leave them.

They're mine.

I don't need your help.

I got just fine.

Dr. Davis, no.

What are you doing?

Where is he?

Before you do anything, Dr.

Strange, sir, Beavis' plan is working.

What plan? He's killing them.

Dr. Carrs?

Welcome back, sir.

Allow me down.

Did you just open a portal?

Yes, sir, I did.

Hmm.

Max?

Max?

Don't worry.

I'm all tapped out. You sure about that?

Back to being a nobody.

You were never a nobody, man. Yes, I
was.

You didn't see me?

Can I tell you something?

Yeah.

You got a nice face. You're just a kid.

You're from Queens.

You got that suit.

You help a lot of poor people.

I just thought you was going to be
black.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

Don't apologize.

There's got to be a black Spider -Man
somewhere out there.

God damn you.

The power of the sun.

In the palm of your hand.

Peter?

Otto.

Well, it's good to see you, dear boy.

It's good to see you.

You're all grown up.

How are you?

Trying to do better.

Strange, wait, we're so close. Skip it.

I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon
for 12 hours. I know, I know, I know.

I, uh, um, uh, I'm sorry about that,
sir. I mean... You went to the Grand

Canyon? He could have used your help.
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. These

are my new friends. This is Peter
Parker, this is Peter Parker, Spider

Spider -Man. They're me's from other
universes. They're here to help.

This is the wizard that I was telling
you about. Look, I am really impressed

that you've managed to give them all a
second chance, kid.

But this has to end now. Can the Spider
-Man come out today?

Are you okay?

Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.

Peter.

Too weak to send me home to die.

No.

I just want to kill you myself.

Atta boy.

She was there because of you.

I may have struck the blow, but you...

You are the one that killed her.

Neither.

Hey, you. You okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed. Oh,
God.

Hey. Oh, man.

Hey, nice catch.

I saw.

Is that happening? Or am I dying? Oh,
yeah, no, that's happening. That's real.

Are there people in the sky?

I gotta go. Yeah, yeah, I gotta.

You okay?

What's happening?

The starting's come through and I can't
stop them. There's got to be something

we can do. Can't you just cast this
spell again?

But the original way, before I screwed
it up. We're too late for that. They're

here.

They're here because of you.

What if everyone forgot who I was?

What?

They're coming here because of me,
right? Because I'm Peter Parker?

So cast a new spell.

But this time make everyone forget who
Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget.

Me? No.

But it would work, right?

Yeah, it would work.

But you've got to understand, that would
mean that everyone who knows and loves

you, we'd have no memory of you.

It would be as though you never existed.

I know.

Do it.

go and say your goodbyes you don't have
long thank you sir call me steven

thank you steven yeah

still feels weird i'll see you around

I think this is it. I think you're about
to go home.

Okay. All right.

Look, I... Thank you.

I just want to... I want you to... I
want to tell you that... I really don't

know how to say this.

Peter. I want you to know that I... You
know.

It's what we do.

Yeah, it's what we do.

Right, I got to find Ned and MJ.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you.

I guess I'll see you.

See you.

Bye.

You're in so much pain, huh? I am. Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah. We're okay.

Oh, my God, you're bleeding.

I'm fine. I'm okay. Are you sure? I'm
fine. I promise.

Okay. I promise.

We should go, right?

You're going to forget who I am.

What? Forget who you are. What are you
talking about?

It's okay.

I'm going to come and find you, and I'll
explain everything.

I'll make you remember me.

And I'll be like, none of this ever
happened.

Okay? Okay, but what if that doesn't
work?

What if that doesn't work? What if we
can't remember you? I don't want to do

that.

I don't want to do that.

I know, MJ, I know.

There's not something we can't do. We
can't come up with a plan or something.

There's always something we can do.

There's nothing we can do.

You promise?

Yeah, I promise.

I'll come find you, okay?

I know you will.

You better.

If you don't, I'm just going to figure
it out.

I have to do it before I can do it
again.

I promise I'll fix this.

I really hate magic.

Me too.

I love you.

I don't want to just wait.

Wait, you tell me, you see me again?

It's been a few weeks since the fiasco
on the Statue of Liberty and Spider

-Man's cultists continue to contend that
the vile vigilante is a hero.

Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask
himself and tell us who he really is.

Because only a coward conceals his
identity.

Only a coward hides his true intentions.

Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, this
reporter will uncover those intentions

come hell or high water. Hi.

My name is Peter Parker. You don't know
me, but I... Hi,

my name is Peter Parker, and you don't
know me, but you... Okay, come on.

Hard to believe.

One sec.

Can I help you?

Hi, um, my name is Peter Parker, and
I... Would you

like a coffee, please?

Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.

Donut for my fellow engineer.

Wait, what?

MIT, they're the engineers.

The mascot.

Oh, right, right, right. I should
probably know that.

What gets you with the school spirit?

Tell anybody, I will deny it.

Okay.

Peter Parker?

Peter Parker?

Here. Coffee. Right. Thank you.

Are you excited for MIT?

Oh, right, yeah.

Yeah, actually, I am excited, which is
weird because I don't really get excited

about things. I kind of expect
disappointment.

Then you'll never actually be
disappointed, right?

Yeah, right.

I don't know, it just kind of feels
different this time for some reason.

But I was... Are

you okay?

It doesn't really hurt anymore.

Is there anything else?

Thank you No problem

How'd you know her?

Through Spider -Man.

You?

Same.

I lost a good friend a while back.

Felt like this.

It hurts because they're gone, and then
it hurts all over again because you

remember what they stood for, and you
wonder, is all that gone too?

No, it's not gone.

Everyone that she helped, they'll keep
it going.

You really think so?

I know it.

Take care of yourself, okay?

Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

Brenda's doing the first of the month.

Don't be late.

Edward, do you need any of this?

Negative, Central.

We're going to need a front door.

Three, that's a magic number.

Yes, it is.

It's a magic number.

Three. somewhere in this hip hop
community.

What's more, it's a remake of it, and
that's a magic number.

I just don't agree.

Everybody wants to be a DJ. Everybody
wants to be a DJ. No more, no less.

You don't have to guess.

Yeah, the top three consists of three,
and that's a magic number.

Three.

Showing true position.

It is here to be. It is just in the part
of the part. Where that negative number

fills up your casualty.

Maybe you can subtract it. You can call
it your lucky partner. Maybe you can

call it your adjective.

But ours it may be.

Without my one and two, where would
there be? My three may pop the million.

That's a magic number.

What does it all read?

Now you may try to subtract it, but it
just won't go away.

Please count one. What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

That's a magic number.

Okay.

Okay, okay, I got this. You're saying
that this whole place here, it's just

of...

Super people. And he has been saying it
for hours.

All right, tell me again. I'm sorry. I'm
an idiot. There was a billionaire. He

had a tin suit and he could fly, right?

Hmm. Okay. And it was a really angry
green man.

Hulk. Hulk. And you thought lethal
protector was a shit name. Yeah, because

is. Now, tell me again about your purple
alien that loves stones.

Because I tell you what, man, aliens,
they do not love the stones. No, they do

not love the stones. You know what
aliens love?

Eating brains.

Because that's what they do. All right?

Señor, he made my family disappear.

For five years.

Five years?

It's a long time.

Hey, maybe I... Maybe I should go to New
York and speak to this, uh... Spider

-Man.

Hey, we are drunk.

Let's go skinny dip. I don't think we
should skinny dip. Sir, you have to pay

the bill.

What is happening?

No, no, we just got here. No, not again.

And there he goes.

Without paying the bill, no tip,
nothing.

The multiverse is a concept about which
we know frighteningly little.

Your desecration of reality will not go
unpunished.

It was the only way.

But I never meant for any of this.

Wanda.

I knew sooner or later you'd show up.

I made mistakes, and people were hurt.
I'm not here to talk about Westview.

Then what are you here for?

I need your help.

With what?

What do you know about the multiverse?

I'm sorry, Stephen.

I hope you understand the greatest
threat to

our universe.