All language subtitles for Project Hail Mary (2026) - YTSTV

Miss Marianne. You have the 9 1⁄2? Yeah,
you're a lucky lady.

Oh, I'm excited.

That's fair. Look at those beautiful
feet.

Right foot's all right?

There you go. Get it in there.

They're too tight. Okay. All right. Are
these the 9 1⁄2? These are the 9 1⁄2,

yeah. Do you have the neck size?

No, not in Carrie Brooke. That's why I
don't like Carrie Brooke, Marianne,

because they fit really small. They're
made for dolls or something.

They're too tight. Okay, take them off.
Take them off. Don't worry about it.

You ever try Vitality? No.

Excuse me? I bought a pair of shoes for
you the other day.

Him with the black body?

Yeah. This woman said she bought a pair
of shoes from you?

Oh yeah, you bought the brown Mary
Janes, right? Yeah, I did. They're

are they treating you? I wore them out
of the store.

Okay. So I left my old ones here. Okay,
what do they look like?

They were two -tone pumps, wingtips.

Lloyd, did you see her shoes?

No. Is it possible that you maybe put
them in one of the boxes of the other

shoes that I was trying on and restock
them? Okay. All right. If I saw the

boxes, I'd be able to recognize them.

Lloyd, can you help with Marianne here?

Sure. Sure. Yeah, we'll take the
basement. Come. Thank you.

Excuse me. Lloyd's going to help you.
Get the vitality in, okay?

I'll be right with you. Let me finish
up. Okay. Thank you.

What? Shh.

All right. I want to show you something.
Come here. One second. Let's go.

Why do I have to get Louis?

How you doing, Mark?

Look what I got for you.

What is this?

Check it out.

What am I looking at?

Turn it over.

Manager? Manager. Come on, Murray.
Whatever you do, just don't tell Louis

this, okay? Look, I'm very clear with
you, all right? I'm not trying to be

disrespectful. You built something very
commendable here. I don't want to. I

don't want to. I don't want to discuss
this now. Stop. Stop. Let me say

something. It's been good for my soul.

to see this up close and personal.

I'm not a shoe salesman. I'm not a shoe
salesman. I don't want to discuss this.

No, but I do want to discuss it now
because when I'm back from my trip, this

over. I'm not coming back here and doing
this. Speaking of which, can we settle

up now? I've got to buy my plane
tickets. We'll settle at closing. I

see the travel agent on my lunch break.
You'll never come back after your lunch

break. That's what you think of me?

Yes. You think I would go and I'd just
not come back? I said settle at closing.

That's it?

Yeah, that's it. Goodbye. I love you.

Come on.

I was about to come to you.

No, I was on sick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick.
What? I got the championships.

No, it's food poisoning.

It's food poisoning.

I threw my luggage.

Let us die and let us live forever.

We don't have the power, but we never
say never.

Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short
trip. The music's for the sad man.

Can you imagine when this race is won?

Turn our golden faces into the sun.

Praising our leaders, we're getting in
tune. The music's played by the man.

Bye.

Take the white shirt off. I can't follow
the white ball against the white shirt.

Don't fucking blame me, Marty. Stop it.
I can't follow the ball.

You're a fucking sundodger.

I love you.

Hello?

It's Judy.

Hi, Judy.

Your mother, she's very sick. Okay,
really?

Yeah, she's gray in the face. She's
speaking nonsense.

She's asking for you. You should come
home. Sounds really bad. You should

probably call an ambulance.

Who's going to go with her? I don't
know. You should probably go since

invested.

Hold on a minute.

Okay, fine. I'll take her to the
emergency room and sit

there and wait for God knows how long.

And you can come here and give my
husband his medicine and massage him.

Hi,

sweetheart.

Who are you talking to?

I'm not talking to anybody.

Judy's just been tying up the line for
an hour.

I got you some broth.

Sorry, it's cold.

Well, yeah, because the line was really
long at the shop.

So that's what they'll say if I call
down in there? Yeah, well, you don't

believe me? You're calling me a liar?
Pick up the phone and call me yourself.

You're going to have to get Judy off the
phone first. Oh, okay.

Hey, Judy, get off the phone.

Okay, this is a normal IATT approved
ball.

Try to follow the white ball against the
white.

Almost impossible, right?

I don't even see your eyes moving.

If I'm wearing a white shirt and I'm
wearing this, you can't see the ball.

Now imagine it with an orange ball,
which no one's ever thought of.

See, you're already following it way
better. Look at his eyes.

See how his eyes are looking?

Yeah, you're looking more engaged now.
So that's what we want to do. Right now

in the world of table tennis, you're
obliged to wear black just so you can

follow the white ball. Look at this.
That's Ted Bailey.

Who's that? That's the number one ranked
player in the world right now. He's the

British champion. I've already beat him,
by the way. Now look at this.

That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis
player. What's the difference there?

All white. He's in all white.

It's beautiful. To me, that's luxury.

To me, that's class. You could sell
that.

A custom ball like that isn't going to
cost a lot of money. It's custom. It's

original ball for an original guy. It's
a Marty Supremo, not the Marty normal

ball. Yeah, but what does it cost?

It doesn't matter the cost. We can't
cheap out on this. It's going to be

nominal, Mr. Gronis. We're going to
spend money to make money, right? I

Get me a cup of coffee. No, your
secretary will get you a cup of coffee.

busy. Just get me a cup of coffee. Dad,
we're talking like men about business

here. I'm not getting you a cup of
coffee. Get me the damn coffee.

Marty, you want a coffee?

Listen, I appreciate your friends with
my son.

He's limited.

He's 30 years old. He's still living at
home. He hasn't done much.

And he doesn't know business. He doesn't
know the cost.

I'm being limited, Mr. Gowanus,
respectfully.

I mean, look at your business success.
That's in your DNA. And you passed that

through to Dion. It just hasn't been
awoken yet. I don't know. I wouldn't be

here trying to involve you in something
that I didn't fully in my bones believe

in. And I have tremendous respect for
your money. And I know it's hard to

believe, but I'm telling you this game
at Phil's Stadiums overseas.

And it's only a matter of time before
Phil's Stadiums in the United States,

before I'm staring at you from the cover
of a Wheaties box.

I don't know nothing about this
business. No, you don't. That's why you

trust me.

This time next week, I'll be the first
American to ever win the British Open.

That'll slide me into the number one
ranking for the World Championship.

Life magazine is going to cover it. Look
magazine is going to cover it. They

have to. The editor of Look magazine, he
loves me. They all love me.

I'm uniquely positioned to be the face
of the entire sport in the United

I'm closing up. Yeah, I can see that.
I'm sure you see my uncle. He left.

He left?

What do you mean he left for the day?

He had to take your mother to the
hospital.

Oh, for crying out loud, she's not sick.

Hey, boy, he owes me money. We're
supposed to settle up today.

Well, maybe if you didn't take that five
-hour lunch, you would have spoken to

him. No, shut up.

Oh, you're sounding a lot better, huh?

That'd have been quick.

I love no thanks to you. Enough. Mom,
are you with Murray? Be honest.

No, I think he left for his trip.

His trip? What trip?

He's taking us to the coaches for the
weekend.

But he would have stayed if I asked him
to. You're not sick, Mom. He was

supposed to give me my money for my
flight.

Well, I don't know anything about that,
sweetie.

Yes, you do.

Why do you think I'm working here? I
literally only accepted this job for

idea what you are implying. You know
what this is? What? What is it? This is

sabotage. You're sabotaging me. Oh,
please. You're sabotaging your whole

What is that?

What?

Are you sure you think I'm going to rob
you?

Just a reflex.

If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead.
Yeah, right. You'd be in a pool of

I came to grab my suit.

You know, I bought this specifically for
my trip. Didn't know you needed a suit

to play ping pong.

I just want the $700 that Murray owes
me.

Yeah? Or what? Or I'm going to shoot you
in the leg.

No, you're not.

You sure about that? You shoot me in the
leg, you'll be spending the next few

years in jail.

Okay, I'll shoot you in the head
instead.

You're not going to do that either.

Look, Lloyd, I just want what was
promised to me, not a penny more. I'm

be coming home with ten times that
amount in prize money. So just turn the

cheek, let me take what I'm owed, and
I'll give you an even $100 when I get

back. Not interested.

Lloyd, come on, look at me, please.

We both know you'd love nothing more
than to see my ass get canned.

You're a thousand times more motivated
than me to do this job, and yet, look at

this, okay?

Look, Murray gave that to me.

Flip it over.

Manager, I want to be your boss.

How unfair is that?

I could fire you whenever I want.

I could tell you to sweep the floor on
your hands and knees. How about that,

okay?

Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at
you right now. I'm actually threatening

use it. This is a legit robbery like any
other. My fingerprints are all over

this thing. These are facts.

So open the safe, let me take what I'm
owed, and you can call Murray, tell him

exactly what happened, get me fired,
press charges, whatever you want.

Okay?

Fine.

Gee, Dexter.

Thanks.

I like it all so much. It's another.

Such a mass of motion.

Do not know where it goes.

I move with the motion. We can get our
own rooms.

Freezing. Yeah.

I really need you to be serious now.

Eyes on me.

Pakistan, I need you to look at me. You
see that?

Yeah. The Japs sent a team. What about
the travel ban?

They must have listed it.

No more travel, mate? Okay, gentlemen, I
want you to flip your paddles for me

now. Thank you very much.

Here we go. One, two, three.

Hold it still.

Match point, Moser.

get to my forehand too much. Should try
to put me in my backhand.

Endo.

Endo.

Endo.

What's the score here?

19 -4. The Japanese guy? Japanese guy's
trashing Bailey.

What's he using? What's that paddle?

I don't know, mate. No one knows.

He's silent.

Like a ghost.

Wow.

Wow, Bailey!

Point.

Endo.

Match. Point.

but he wasn't dying.

I'm so sorry

it

doesn't meet your high standards.

We offer complimentary housing to all
our players, Mr. Martha. So far as I

you're the only one to complain. You're
talking to me like I'm any player off

the street, okay? I need good rest so I
can win the tournament. You know

perfectly well what an American win will
do for the future of the sport.

I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Seppi.
Appeal to the USTTA. Maybe they can find

you something better. There's no USTTA.
The USTTA is two guys in a desk. It

doesn't exist.

That's not my problem. It is your
problem. I want to stay where you're

That's what I need.

I am finding this whole exchange really
offensive.

You're offended? I am offended. I'm
offended. You're making your star player

huddle in a rat's ass.

I'm so sorry for that interruption.

Back to Ceylon and Mexico.

This is a nice hotel.

Must cost a mint.

Yeah, very nice.

The IATT covers accommodation.

Only for the star players.

Is that right?

How many are there? Star players?

I don't know. I haven't seen any others,
so one.

Any nerves going into the semis? Nerves?

Against Gletzky?

No. Are you kidding me? Well, he's won
the tournament for the last three years.

He's got quite the reputation. I have
quite the reputation. Look.

I'm going to do to Klitschke what
Auschwitz couldn't.

Okay? I'm going to finish the job.

Jesus Christ. You're a little strong,
mate. It's all right. I'm Jewish. I can

say that. In fact, if you think about
it, I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare.

Why is that? Look at me.

I'm here.

I did it. I'm on top. I'm the ultimate
product of Hitler's defeat.

Yeah, write that down. That was good.

Write that down.

Do you like that confidence?

Put that under a picture of me. Tell us
a bit about your background.

My background?

No,

but seriously, my mother died in
childbirth, and my father was a

loser who abandoned me when I was two
years old. I got stuck in the New York

City orphanage system, got shuttled from
one hellhole to the next, naturally got

in trouble with the law. But I don't
want any of that to define me. Excuse

Excuse me.

What? It's cased on over there.

That's her. She's the Z.

Well, you know, the movie actress, like,
from the 1930s.

Opportunities.

Opportunities. That was good. Yeah,
yeah, great movie. Yeah. Black Box. My

loved it. Yeah, yeah.

She was big.

She was huge.

Came and went.

That's her.

Yeah, it's Hollywood, mate. Yeah.

It's her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It doesn't be.

Something about her leg.

Shadow leg.

Yeah, that was good.

Very good.

Pretty. Great legs.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Did you have a
chance last night? No.

You're looking well. Fair play to you.
Next question.

Hello.

Kate. Speaking.

Hey, it's Marty Mouser. I'm in the Royal
Suite. I saw you in the lobby

yesterday. Okay.

Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being
interviewed.

I don't recall.

Well, I'm a huge admirer.

Okay. Can I help you with something?
Maybe. I just ordered one of everything

the room service menu.

There's no way I'll be able to eat it
all alone.

Ah.

So you'd like me to come up to your
room? Mm -hmm.

Perhaps I should send my husband
instead. Oh, sure. He can come up here,

I'll come down and meet you. Okay,
wonderful.

Thank you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to
keep talking.

Why is that?

Because I never talked to an actual
movie star.

Well, now you have. I hope the
experience was all you thought it would

know, I'm something of a performer, too.

Are you? Yeah. You don't believe me?

What? You're a performer?

Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily
Mail in front of you?

I do have it, yes.

Okay, we'll turn to page 12.

Page 12.

Okay, what am I looking at here? Down
the middle in the center.

This is you?

Yeah, the chosen one.

It's a nice picture, right? Well, I play
table tennis here. I'm here competing

in the British Open. How old are you?

I'm 23.

Twenty -three.

Yeah.

I bet you can't name one film I've done.

Well, we said.

Because I stopped acting before you were
born. Really? Mm -hmm. That's really

interesting. Hey.

Why'd you stop? Did you use my razor to
shave your legs? It's done. I've cut

myself. No. Who's that, your husband?

Mm -hmm. I guess someone wants to snuck
in and shop Uber that day. I'm on the

phone. Holy shit. With whom?

Debbie. Debbie. Debbie. Tell her to get
a life.

Is he gone? Mm -hmm. Debbie. Okay.

Why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about
this. You know, I really have to go.

Let's miss it, do you? Come watch me
play at Wembley tomorrow.

I can't. Come on, you can watch me
dethrone the number one ranked player in

world. I'm not available.

Oh yeah, what you got going on?

Actually, I have a big promotional event
to attend to for my husband.

Oh, okay.

What's he promoting?

Pens.

Pens? Are you serious? Pens. Like
writing pens?

Yes. What, like he's a pen salesman?

How can you afford the suite you're in?

He owns Rockwell Inc. Oh, okay. Well...
Yes.

I know Rockwell Inc. I'm sure you do.

Okay.

Well, what's the event?

He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books
at Hatchard's. Ooh.

That sounds really boring.

Okay.

Oh, God's sake.

What is it? Don't hang up. Don't hang
up. Just one question. Does your room

the street or the courtyard?

I don't know. Just answer the question.

Does it face the street or the
courtyard? The courtyard.

Okay. I need you to go to the window.

What floor are you on?

I'm on the third floor, I believe. Third
floor. Okay, perfect.

Look across the street. Do you see the
open window with a bowl of fruit on the

table?

You see it? I do.

Here's what's going to happen. I'm going
to make an apple appear in that bowl.

And if I do, you're going to blow off
your little rendezvous. No, no, no.

I'm not agreeing to anything. All right,
we're not agreeing to anything. I'm

going to do it anyway, okay? One, two,
three.

I'll leave a ticket for you at the box
office.

I had a lot of fun with this one.

I had a lot of fun, right?

Get whatever you want. Don't even look
at the prices, okay? Well, what are you

getting? I'm going to get the beef
wellington and the caviar tasting plate

because they're the most expensive items
on the menu. Listen, I would like to

keep going back a little bit about the
Globetrotters. About the Harlem

Globetrotters again? Yes, yes. I told
you I'm not interested. I'm not doing

Because I don't want to do it. It's
great money.

And we will travel all over the world.
Have you seen Venice? I don't want to be

doing trick shots for a halftime show
and people are going to the bathroom.

That's beneath me. They are treated like
royalty wherever they go, okay?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

It's a great opportunity. I think we
should not miss it.

Marty.

Yes, sir. May I help you, sir? Hi. Could
we order?

Of course, sir. Let me fetch your
waiter. Hang on.

Yes.

I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tat
tonight. You put it on my room. The

Royal Suite, Marty Mouser.

Make sure they know it's me, too.

Oh, I will. Leave it to me, sir.

Don't take no for an answer. I won't.
Marty Mouser, Royal Suite. Will do, sir.

Okay, go tell them. Will do.

Okay, look at me. Don't look at there.
Look at me. Who's Rockwell? Some bozo.

He'll look over now. Be subtle about it.
What's he doing?

He's looking at us. Really?

Okay, keep talking. Be normal.

Okay, fine. I want you to reconsider.

Okay, they would be a great team. It's
on the Harlem Globetrotters. It's very

sad what they do, okay?

Some of the premier athletes on the
planet reduced to acting like surface

clowns. What's he doing now?

Actually, he's coming towards us. He's
coming? Just be normal.

Don't do that casual.

Excuse me.

Do I know you? I don't think so.

And you want to buy dinner for my entire
table tonight? Yeah, is that okay?

Why? What do you mean, why? Do I need a
reason?

Let me rephrase that.

What do you want?

No, I don't want anything. It's just my
small way of saying thank you.

Thank you? Yeah.

Thank me for what specifically? For all
your products.

I mean, where would we be without pens?

You know, I have many talents, but the
one I'm most proud of is the ability to

smell bullshit from a mile away. I'm
being completely sincere.

Where are you from? New York. What about
you?

New York, too. What do you do?

I'm a professional athlete.

Really? What sport?

Table tennis.

Table tennis? That's a sport? Yeah, of
course it is. I'm here competing in the

British Open. In fact, I'm playing at
Wembley tomorrow in front of a sold -out

crowd in the final against Japan.

I'm here representing the United States.

Japan? Japan has a team here?

Yeah, that's what I just said.

How'd they get around the travel ban?
Because table tennis is the fastest

growing sport in the Asia. It's huge
over there.

Oh, you're going to like this. You know
what they call their grip? The way they

hold their racket?

No. They call it pen holder.

So what?

You can use that.

You said for what? For an advertisement
or something. I don't know. You're the

business guy.

I'm being rude. This is my associate,
Bela Kletsky.

Nice to meet you, sir.

I assume you're a table tennis player
also? I am. I am. Actually, I was the

world champion from 35 to 39. He was the
world champion. I beat him today.

He beat me.

He's much younger than you. I'm much
better than him. Much more talented. I

can't help but notice this tattoo.

You were in one of the camps, weren't
you?

Oh, she's working now, yeah. Why do you
ask?

My son lost his life liberating you.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I thought you were liberated by the
Soviets.

We were. It wasn't the Americans, it was
the Soviets. I didn't mean it

literally. He was serving the South
Pacific.

Well, what happened to him?

What do you mean? He was killed.

Huh. Isn't that funny?

Huh.

I just get nervous laughter sometimes.

Well, if it's any consolation, I'll be
dropping a third atom bomb on their

tomorrow. Yeah, I'm sure his mother's
going to get a lot of comfort that

playing ping pong in his honor. It's not
that big of a deal, but I appreciate

it. Tell him you used to defuse bombs to
the Nazis. Tell him the story you told

me about the bees. No, no, no, wait,
wait, wait, wait. You're going to love

story. Tell him.

You want to hear it?

Not really, but go ahead. No, tell him.
It's beautiful.

Okay, I'll make it quick. So, when I
first got to the camp, I was put into

housing. So lucky for me, there was an
officer who recognized me. He had seen

in 1935 at the World Championships in
Prague.

This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real
fan.

You're telling me he let you live
because you played ping pong?

They respected my skills, yeah.

So then, they taught me how to dismantle
SC bombs.

Okay? So each morning, they would send
me into the woods with the bombs.

On the outskirts of the camp, where I
could only do damage to myself.

So one time, I followed a honeybee. A
bee?

A honeybee.

All the way to its hide.

And I smoked all the bees out.

And then broke it open.

And I smeared the honey all over my
chest, my arms, everywhere.

Why? Because later that night, I let all
my bunkmates to lick the honey off of

me for nourishment.

Head. Fuck. End of choice.

I'll go that side.

Come on, Mark, it's not...

and gains the 21 points.

It fails, but we don't buy it, do we?

Good luck, gentlemen.

Quiet, please.

Point

ended.

One minute.

2 -0.

All right, Marty.

All right, Marty.

0 -3 -0.

Entered in two days, it is zero,

but now here, 1860.

Come on.

Switches to knowledge.

Japan won the 19th All -Japan Table
Tennis Championships.

Since the end of the Pacific War,

Japanese athletes have won in
international competitions.

The name of the athlete is Endo.

Endo, a nameless Japanese challenger, is
a 3 -0 loss to the American athlete who

is the candidate for the championship.

100 ,000 people gathered in Tokyo.

In the celebration of the Parade
Sanagara, he celebrated this outdoor

However, Endo himself said that he
wanted to return as a humble local

not as a hero.

When Endo was 16 years old, he met with
Tokyo Daikushu and lost his senses.

He finished his senses in a world
without noise and won the match.

And as the attention of the World Table
Tennis Association gathered in Japan,

the Tokyo World Championships was held
this year.

He also wants to fight to become
stronger.

But Endo is not alone.

He has the spirit of recovery of our
country, which has achieved the recovery

84 million people.

So listen, Marty, I want to personally
thank you for introducing me to table

tennis.

I had no idea what a phenomenon it was
in the 80s. Oh, yeah, yeah. And how big

it is in Japan. Yeah, that's what I was
trying to tell you. So I'm thinking of

incorporating you to some of the
promotional events we're going to be

there in the fall.

So what are you thinking?

What I want to do is stage an exhibition
match around the time of the World

Championships between you and Endo.

I think you'd like that idea.

So I'm going to make you an offer.

I'll pay you $1 ,000.

I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in
Tokyo.

And if you're leaving for New York, I'll
give you a seat on my private plane and

you'll fly in luxury for the first time
in your life. Okay, we can negotiate my

price later. This will be before or
after the tournament?

About a week before the event. No, it's
going to be after because I can't face

up against a guy in public before it
actually counts. Drama is very important

me. I can't undercut the drama. Let's
not get tied up in minutia. I just want

find out if you're interested in
participating. Yes. Oh, yeah, of course.

interested in any opportunity to show
off my talents. And you don't have to

worry either because this time I'm going
to obliterate them. It's really the

racket that I'm playing.

I can assure you it's going to be a
victory. Okay, listen.

I need you to understand what this
thing's about. This is not an official

It's not even a real game.

This is purely promotional to
entertaining the Japanese people.

So they buy more of my pens, okay?

You're going to play a few games. You're
going to be great.

But you can't play better than that. I'm
going to lose?

Marty, let me show you something.

Biggest magazine in Japan.

You made Endo a national treasure. Why
are you showing me this? You think this

makes me want to lose? This makes me
want to win.

Sometimes when you lose, you're a
winner. I'm 10 trillion times better

Endo. You understand that, right? The
racket that beat me. He's a mediocre

player. I couldn't care less. I don't
care about table tennis. This is

What are you worried about? My
reputation.

Your reputation? Yes, it's my
reputation. I don't want to throw my

the trash for you. I'm not doing it.
Aren't you playing in a vaudeville

act right now? What do you mean
vaudeville?

Finish that sentence. What are you
implying? This is a halftime show,

the Harlem Globetrotters, of the finest
athletes on the planet.

I've probably played in front of 80 ,000
people since January. That's funny to

you? No, you're funny to me. I'm funny
to you? You know what's funny to me?

That you want to entertain the Japanese
so badly and they murdered your son.

That's funny to me.

Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a
nerve, okay? Now we're even.

Get out.

Nah.

I think you owe me a meal first.

And everybody's got to learn sometime.

Everybody's got to learn sometime.

Maurice Lefort!

Everybody's gotta laugh sometime

Everybody's gotta laugh sometime

Everybody's gotta laugh

Please don't eat or drink in my room. It
attracts bugs. Just go in there to

clean. That's it.

Well, you don't seem happy to see me.
Yeah, you don't seem happy to see me.

So now you're going to be staying here?

Was I not okay?

Don't worry, I'll be out your hair in a
few weeks.

Don't be stupid.

Why? What's in a few weeks? World
Championship.

So where's that going to be?

Tokyo.

Tokyo, Japan?

Are you asking me if Tokyo is in Japan?

Is that a serious question?

You look very tired to me.

Yeah, because I just traveled halfway
around the world. I'm tired. I was busy.

was working. I was making money.

You know, while everybody is at work in
the building, it would be a good time

for you to take a nice, long, hot
shower. Here.

I got you something.

It's from an original Egyptian pyramid.

We built that.

Okay.

Hey, Levi.

You got a lot taller.

I did.

They did.

Can I help you? Yeah. Hey, what are you
doing?

Let's go, let's go. What the fuck are
you doing? Over here. Come on. You're

under arrest.

You're under arrest. No, I'm not. What
am I under arrest for? That's my

toiletries. Ow.

For what?

Armed robbery. Come on. Armed robbery?
What are you talking about? You're going

to hurt yourself if you keep moving.
What is going on?

Murray, where's my mother?

Murray. I asked her to leave for a
minute. You told her. What the fuck is

on? I'm getting arrested. Help me. Sal,
Sal.

I want to talk to my president. Sal.
What do you want me to do? You know this

guy? Just go in the bathroom for a
while.

Close the door.

All right. If it gets crazy, just call
on me. What the fuck is going on,

That money I took, you owed me. No, no,
no. It was money you stole at gunpoint.

No, you promised me. Excuse me. No, it
was my money. You promised me that

I'm not. Why would I make this up? It
was money from my trip to England. What

happened on your trip? What do you mean
what happened on my trip? You lost.

No, I didn't. Oh, you did. Where did you
hear that? No, I got cheated against.

You know how many times in the middle of
the night. Stop with that. No, no, shut

up and listen to me. Lecture me. Shut
up.

You don't know how many times I had to
get woken up.

I bail you out. When did I ask you to do
that? When have I ever asked you for

help? You never asked me to do that.

Exactly. But I did.

And now you're going to be a big boy.
It's your turn. A big boy? Did you

just say that to me? You know, look.

I can't support your mother.

You're not going to have to.

Oh, why not?

Because I'm going to step up. Oh, you're
going to step up how? I'm going to step

up in a way you can't even imagine.
She's going to be living on Fifth Avenue

an apartment building with an elevator
and a man who works in the elevator that

picks her up every time she uses it.
Sure, sure, sure.

I'm going to give you two options.

Okay? I think you'd like the first one.

You come back to the shop.

This time, no more bullshit.

None of this ping -pong that you guys,
okay?

I'm going to give you much more
responsibility because, truth be told,

amazing salesman. I could sell shoes to
an amputee. So what? What's the other

option? I press charges.

You're not doing that. Lloyd is a
witness.

You're not doing that. And you go to
jail. Really? You do that to your own

Are you out of your mind?

We'll see how long. Hey, stop!

Put it upon yourself. Stop!

Why? How much is he paying you right
now?

Who's talking about paying me? How much
is my uncle paying for you to scare me?

Because whatever it is, I'll double it
for you to suck my dick.

What? Suck my dick. Oh, you have
terrible breath. You have terrible...

Hey, hey. Ow!

He just hit me!

Stop. Please stop. Murray! Stop for a
second. We worked everything out. Yeah,

worked it out. You were in the other
room. You didn't hear. We already worked

out. He's paying back. Animal.

Hey. He gave me the money, and
everybody's going to be... Where did you

that? I got it from your luggage.

Are you out of your mind? It's my money
for Japan.

It's my money for Japan. Are you out of
your fucking mind?

Take them downtown, David. Take them
downtown.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Come on. Please stop.

Let's go.

Stop. Let him go. Let him go. Let him
go.

Listen.

Apologize. Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Take his cuffs off.

This is what's going to happen.

Okay?

We're gonna meet your mom at the garden
cafe We're gonna have a really nice

dinner and let's just put all this shit
behind us. Okay. All right. Okay.

I'm sorry I'm sorry. Take care of
everything. Just get dressed. Okay. Come

love you Nephews a piece of shit, you
know, I'm so sorry.

Here's another 10 Yeah, all right Gordon
cafe, huh?

What do you got? The pastrami. What
else? Yeah, pastrami. What do you get?

Roast beef. Roast beef?

Yeah. Go ahead. You should cop.

Hey.

Open up. Come on.

Break it. Break it in.

What happened? Out the window. What?

Frank! Franky!

What? Coming out of state right now.

There we go!

Out of state!

Oh, shit!

Hello. Hey, Wally, how you doing? What
the fuck are you doing?

Of course I'm working tonight. Okay,
great. Bring your cab and as much cash

you can. I want you to meet me at the
Halsey on 28th Street, okay? What?

You want to go Hudson again?

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, no, no, no. I got my ass kicked last
night. We went all the way to Staten

Island, and within ten minutes, they
recognized you, and now you want to go

down? No, it's fine, because we're going
to go to that place that Quinn was

talking about in Jersey. That's a bad
idea.

That's your new pet.

I want the armadillo.

No, I already... You know what? I'm just
going to get you the armadillo, and

then I'm going to give him to you, and
then you can make a decision.

No reptiles in the house.

Not a reptile. It's a mammal.

Okay, great. You're a beautiful man.
Thank you. I'll see you again in an hour

and a half. Where? At the Halsey. Okay.
I love you. Thank you. Oh,

okay. Good. Here you are. Is there a way
I can go out the back or something,

please?

What? Why are you looking at me like
that?

Aren't you going to say something to me?

What, congratulations?

Congratulations? Yes.

Are you kidding me? What do you want me
to say? I've been trying to get in

contact with you for eight months.

Okay, I can see what you're trying to
do. It's not going to work.

Excuse me? That's not mine.

It is absolutely yours. No, it's not. I
pull out. Yes, it is. Does Isla pull

out? What do you want me to say to that
money? It's a simple question. Answer

it. Yes or no? Does he pull out when he
has sex with you?

Answer it. You want me to answer that?
Yes, answer it. Does he pull out when

he... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess,
Rachel. I lost the blenders.

Hey!

God!

What's this?

Bullshit! This is my friend since I was
eight years old. Am I talking to you?

Ira, I've known her since I was eight
years old. My father just died. She was

consoling me.

Honey, it's okay. Shut up. Don't touch
me. That's how you talk to your wife?

Yeah, that's how I talk to her.

Okay. No, no, no. Come on. Keep going.

Keep going. All right, just stop. I'll
rip that unibrow right off his fucking

forehead. You want to get physical?

Like an ape?

Ira.

Ira, come back inside.

What are you doing? Somebody get the
fuck the cops over here. What did you

Why did you talk? Okay, I got to get out
of here.

There's a cop.

Come on. He's right here.

Is there a way out the back or
something?

Please. Come on. Come on. Rachel.
Rachel. Come on. Focus.

He leads over back. Go.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I'll
tell you later. I'll tell you later.

tell you later.

Guys, you see a white kid with glasses
come through here?

Nobody saw him?

No English, huh?

Please insert a nickel if you'd like to
continue the conversation. A nickel?

You're going to cut us off.

You have a nickel?

No. Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you
this will be the last time. My eyes

with that motherfucking mouth. What's
up, baby? Thank you so much. I really

appreciate it. Thank you.

No, I know. That's why we gotta get a
hotel room. I need to get a shower.

How you doing?

Hey, can we get a hotel room, please?
$4, bro. You said it was $3.

That was the last room. It's $4. Why is
it $4 now?

Let me get $4. I'll pay you back. I
promise. I'm telling you right now, we

got $10 to play with. You brought $10?
What is wrong with you? You gave me an

hour notice.

I'm supposed to make money with you.
Nigga, I got kids. I'm a fucking taxi

driver. It doesn't have to be nice or
anything.

We're on the fifth floor. You can't use
the shower.

Okay, how much is that?

$2 .50. Let me get $3.

Thank you. Yeah, I will, I will. You're
lucky I love you. Jimmy, Jimmy. It's

coming out your window. Okay, I need
keys.

What's that smell? Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

What is that? I had a little accident.

God, he had an enormous accident. It was
horrible.

Smells like shit.

Jimmy, you smell like shit. Is that your
breath of the dog? Can I get my key,

please? You're not going to the elevator
with that dog. Take the stairs. Are you

kidding me?

Watch that dog.

Goodbye, Jimmy.

How big is she, Mark? Very big.

Big. Is she popping out tomorrow? I
don't know when she's popping out. Look,

I know is it's not mine.

She has an agenda. You don't know her
like I do. She's stuck in a miserable

marriage. She has a horrible life. She's
trying to pin it down on me. Since we

were eight years old, she's trying to
get me stuck. Your bummy ass? Yes.

Yeah, she is crazy. It's a biological
impossibility that that kid is mine.

Okay? So you're using raincoats? No, I
don't need to. So you must be shooting

blanks. Do you know what continence is,
Wally?

No.

Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I
hold my urine in, and I count to ten

Mississippi. That's how you build up a
muscle. Oh, my God. That's how you get a

fucking bladder infection. What are you
doing?

That's my nail.

You got any of mine?

You can grab them goddamn diapers. No.

You'll get a fucking grip.

My father.

Yo, Marty.

What?

What's the rich?

Why? You got a $1 ,500 fine from the
International Table Tennis Association.

What? Put me down here.

And they banned your scrawny ass. Give
me that.

Are you okay?

Fuck you.

Fucking take off of me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fucking come and help me.

Don't worry

about

the dog. Give me your arm. Close it up.
I got you. Don't worry.

Wally, call an ambulance!

You good? No, I'm not good. Where are my
glasses? I mean, are you hurt? You just

fell through the floor. Oh, shit.

Get our money back.

Get our money back. Marty, we gotta get
the fuck out of here. It's $2 .50. What

are you talking about? I'm asking for
way more than $2 .50. You see what just

happened?

Okay. Wait here. Wait here.

How long?

Ten seconds.

My shoes! My clothes!

Everything's soaked! Get wet!

There's a mask in there.

Why don't you put a sock in it? You want
to switch?

I told you not to use the fucking
shower. No, you didn't. You're the one

rented me the room, okay?

I could have broken my neck falling out
of that ceiling. Are you threatening me

right now? Yeah, yeah.

Who's got the fucking keys? Listen, I
want my money for my room. And I want a

reimbursement for all my shit. Are you
serious?

$7 .50.

Good, you're here.

It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood.
What happened?

That's what's going on.

That's what's going on. Yo,

Jimmy, come on. You've got to help me
with this dog.

I told you, I've got nobody free.

I've got nobody free right now. It's my
family, man.

Come on. You guys. Forget the $750. Give
me the $250. I can't help you. See the

owner tomorrow. I can't help you. You're
stealing in this tiny hotel.

I'm not leaving. I ain't giving you
nothing. What? Nothing.

Come on.

Just bring the dog to the vet. I can't.
I got work. I got a job. I can't get

fired from my job. You got a job? I'll
give you double what you get. No, I

can't. I can't.

I'll give you a triple.

Come on. Take it easy. Come on. Okay.

Okay. Look in that bag.

See the bag on the chair?

Yeah, go in that bag.

Okay. Open it up. I'm going to apply a
tourniquet to you. I'm going to remove

the other tourniquet right now.

Take 50 for yourself.

Yeah, and bring 50 for the vet, okay? I
feel some blood squirting out. You have

30 to first.

Okay, you tell him. I'll beat him as
soon as I can get there, okay?

You're going to give this motherfucker
money?

He's the one who fucking dropped the tub
on you. I told him not to get in the

fucking bed.

Fucking lich, kid.

Get the strapper ready, and we'll take
him to Bellevue.

Lich.

We can still turn around and take him to
the bed.

$50 is more than enough. It's better
than $50, $100. We can clean houses.

Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew. No,
it's a $1 ,500 fine.

By the way, we've got to do this every
night for two weeks.

No, no, no. I'm not taking two weeks off
of work because you fucked up. Take

this. There you go.

Good boy.

Man,

you sound like a radiator.

All right, we're going to go play and
we'll drop him off at the vet on the way

back. What's a couple hours for this
guy? I got rides set up, man.

Moses.

Hey,

how you

doing? Can I help?

Can I get a lien?

Probably gonna be a half hour, 40
minutes, right? You brought shoes?

I'll just grab them later.

Done.

Over.

Fucking pathetic.

Hey, uh, who wants nuts?

Can I play?

Hey, can I play?

A dollar a game.

Okay. What's your name?

Seth. Let's get a warm -up rally going.

Nah, put up or shut up. I don't play for
free.

All right, never heard of that.

I'm holding. He's holding.

You're holding. Why is he holding? Yeah.
You got yours?

Can I trust you?

Trust me, you can. All right.

Where are we at? All right, Seth versus
Roger. Dollar game.

Hi, sir.

What are you doing? I'm not even
looking.

One zip.

I wasn't even looking.

No,

you can't do that.

You got to let the ball hit the other
side. You can't catch it with your

That's my point. What are you talking
about? You can't do that. You got to let

the ball fall off the table.

That's ridiculous.

You're cheating. I'm cheating? Yeah,
that's called cheating. You're not

following the rules. Fine.

Take the point. Thank you. Give me the
ball.

That was good. That was good.

No, no, no. No, no. I should have
spotted you like five points, man.

You had a rough enough day already. Keep
it.

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

Good game.

All right, Adam.

Adam, let's go.

Come on, put on it. All right, we're
doing 50 cents.

You got a book?

What's happening?

Fair ran out on me.

Fair from what happened.

I'm a taxi driver.

From Manhattan.

Manhattan? Yeah.

That's an expensive trip, man. Oh, yeah,
$25.

Well, the high road is tip five, so
that's five and tip two.

Fucking get to the spot.

The guy chokes me out, punching me in
the back of the head, takes my money and

run the fuck off.

Caught up to him. Motherfucking boy.

I beat the brakes off that motherfucking
man.

And I took what he had.

Took what he had. Hell yeah, you fucking
damn right I took what he had. That's

your role.

That's his principle.

His fucking principle. I understand
that. I would keep it hidden. I would

that down if I were you in this place.

Not everybody's as nice as Christian is,
I'm telling you. My point.

What about that asshole right there?

I don't know who the fuck that guy is.
Hey, you can't say that.

I can't tell you like that.

That's ridiculous.

Elaine is open. Elaine can wait. That's
fine. No, we gotta go now. They're gonna

give it away.

I'm playing now.

I have been waiting all night to bowl.
Let's go.

Come on.

Roger. Look what you made me do.

I gotta go.

What do you mean you gotta go?

Get my dollar back.

You're in the middle of the game. You
forfeit the game then. Give me my dollar

back. Yo, man, relax. Back up, back up.

You didn't finish the game. All right,
then you play. Then you play. I'm broke,

man. I gave him my last ten. I'll play.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know you guys played table
tennis.

Whoa. Give him a dollar. Do you have a
dollar?

Fuck you. Put up five.

You don't have five dollars.

Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone.

Put your money where your mouth is. Why
don't I put my penis where your mouth

is?

Rare shirt.

Wally and whatever the fuck his name is.

Market plane, baby. I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

What's going on here?

Color boy is about to lose all his
money. Yeah, this asshole right here.

Why? That's point.

That's point. Here we go.

Yeah!

It's the edge. You fucking saw that.

It changed direction. You fucking saw
that. What the fuck? Give me my money.

Give me the money.

Give me the money. Give me the money.
Come on. Let me hope off the gas money.

No, you shouldn't bet with money you
don't have. How the fuck am I going to

home? Walk.

Just let him keep five now or you've
been a dick all night. Stop being green

now. Just give him five

Where's

Roger? Yeah, I got it Right

now you don't play you too good

spot your four points

Fine, $40.

$40? I don't have $40.

You want it? Take it or leave it. I got
to go.

$40. One, two, three. He's got cash.
He's got cash.

All right. He won.

Come on. Pitch in. Pitch in. Let's get
him home. Let's get him home.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you. We're
going to get you home. We're going to

you home.

All right. Great. Great.

Nothing.

I'll put aside that.

How much?

$5.

You got all the money. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

186, 187, 182, 187. That's my part,
that's my part.

Next town, I said it's 20 minutes away.

You're a good boy.

You're a good boy. Over here, baby.

He breathes a lot better.

We might not have to give the vet any
money.

408, 408. That's 204 each. That's 50
-50.

And while I was thinking if you give me
the full amount now, I can give you 10

times that when I get back from Japan.
Stop, stop, stop, Mouse. No, no, what do

you mean?

You're not going to fuck me like you do
everybody else. You saw the fine.

You saw it.

I'm going to be coming home with ten
times that. I'll buy you a medallion. I

don't want no fucking medallion. Come
on, don't give me a hard time about

Oh, fuck.

Marty, Marty, let's go. Get in the car.
Let me talk.

Get in the car.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Gentlemen, what's going on?

How are we doing?

What are you talking about? I'm giving
this guy some gas.

Relax.

I got people depending on me. I got real
responsibility.

I'm going to make it up to you, all
right? Don't be mad.

Can we get you a new cab?

All right, don't worry about it. Wally,
I love you.

Close my door.

Hey, Marty.

Hey, Ted.

Hey, Marty. How you doing, man?

Sorry about your loss. It's all right.
Is Lawrence here tonight?

Yeah, he's around here somewhere. Okay.
All right. Thank you. Good to see you,

man.

I don't want to lie to you.

I'm Marnie.

Nice to see you.

Nice to see you.

Nice seeing you in the back room
tonight. Hey, hey.

That's a girl in the back.

Okay? She pregnant. She real upset. Oh,
God. Okay.

All right.

Let me go talk to her, but then please
don't leave without finding her, okay?

All right. Okay, nice to see you.

Okay.

Hey, what are you doing here?

I don't mean to bother you. I know
you're really, really busy. You don't

any of your face. I didn't really have
anywhere else to go. Let me see. He just

started yelling at me, and he was really
mad, and he was ripping my clothes.

He did this to you? He was really
scaring me.

I just didn't know where else to go.

Are you mad at me?

Rachel? No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty.

Open the door.

Yeah, hang on.

What are you... Shame on you!

Hey, Dion, how you doing, man? I really
appreciate this. This is my sister

Rachel, by the way. Rachel's my buddy
and my business partner, Dion.

Hey. Her place flooded. She needs a
place to crash for the night, but that's

okay, right?

I don't know, man. I know, but I can't
have her exposed to mold and spores and

shit. Dee, come on. She's eight months
pregnant.

I don't know, man.

That's my nephew.

I'm not supposed to have people over.

She's got a bad situation at home, man.
I can't have her go back there, please.

All right, come on.

It's been a night. You just got to be
out of here by tomorrow before our

get back. Okay, no problem.

We should take advantage of the time we
have together. You know, really firm up

our business plan. That way when your
dad gets back, he sees how organized we

are. Yeah, he's pretty upset.

We left us all this inventory for eight
months. That's fine. In a few weeks,

I'll take the championship.

We'll be right back on track.

The balls are right in here. Really?
Where? The top box.

Thanks.

Whoa.

You did the orange?

Yep. How'd you do the orange?

I contacted someone at Halix. They
colored the celluloid for me. How?

Money, baby.

Me and my pop, we believe in you.

We're invested. That's why he's been so
mad.

Check it out, Rachel.

Here, check out the packaging.

Orange spheres.

You came up with that?

Yeah, pretty good, right? That's pretty
good. Dion, this is... I'm stunned.

I'm stunned.

It's hand -drawn, too. You drew this?

Yeah. It's inspired.

I appreciate it. I don't think you know
what you're capable of.

Check it out. Thanks a lot.

Wow.

It's really nice.

Man.

Is this your room?

No, it's my brother's. You have a
brother? You never told me you had a

It's a younger brother. He moved out. So
this room is free?

Uh, yeah. Let me get my sister situated.
I'll come find you in five minutes.

Okay. In five minutes.

I'm really impressed, D.

Thank you. Seriously.

Special guy.

Let me get the bed comfortable for you,
all right?

So are you going to go out there now?
Yeah, I got to figure my plan out for

tomorrow. Why? Plan for what?

Well, I'm going to get my head together.

How so?

This rich guy hit me up for a job. I
think I'm going to get in touch with

Really?

Yeah. A job for what? It doesn't matter.
Just to get to Japan.

For the championship?

Yeah.

Wow.

Everything in my life is falling apart,
but I'm going to figure it out.

Do you need any help? I could help you.
No, that's alright. Can I do it? It's

alright, no.

Are you hungry?

No. You sure?

I'll just be in the other room, alright?

Good morning, Rockwell Inc.

Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell,
please?

He's not in at the moment. Can I take a
message?

Okay, when are you expecting him?

He's working off -site today.

Again, can I take a message? Thank you
so much. Thank you. Can you make some

my sister for me to accept?

Hello? Yeah, yeah.

You said off -site where?

I'm sorry, I can't give you that
information.

Would you like to leave a message or
not? Yes, can you apologize to him on my

behalf? I was the young gentleman that
was supposed to have breakfast with him

this morning.

I'm not familiar. From his son's
battalion.

know anything about that? I have some
personal belongings of his son. I was

supposed to give to him letters and
mementos and such, but I messed up and I

overslept. I'm leaving town today, but I
could always mail it to him if that's

easier. No, no, no.

How about this?

Why don't you try giving a call over to
the Morosco Theater?

The Morosco Theater.

highest bidder.

You've got no right to judge me, Jed.

I fought tooth and nail for every shred
of happiness I've ever found. You never

believed in me. Not once.

Oh, you want to wallow in self -pity.

Well, here's an oven. Jed.

I'm all right, Henry. Just give us a
minute, please.

My mom is a dirty bird. Be careful now,
Jedediah. And that fancy dress you put

her in is the only thing keeping in the
stench.

What did I do? Go!

Run!

The door's locked. Oh, my God.

You've got to be kidding me. For
Christ's sake, can somebody put a latch

door? I thought we had a good rhythm. A
good rhythm going?

On what planet is that a good rhythm? If
you're alone in a room? It's like I

wasn't even there in it.

Len, I couldn't get a word out. I
understand. We're going to fix it.

a rehearsal process is for.

Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody
takes five. Somebody needs to come.

It's impossible.

Do you want some water?

Yeah. Let me bring you some.

Hey,

Kay.

Hey, it's Marty.

From London.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I just got a friend in the
stagehands union and I was dropping

for him. You watched that?

Yeah, I hope that's okay.

Oh, God.

I can't believe you're acting again.

That wasn't acting. He won't let me act.
Yeah, no, that looked frustrating.

What's the deal with that guy?

Don't get me started.

Yeah, you were running circles around
him.

Of course I am. Yeah, it was
unbelievable.

He stays up for three days in a row
because his character is supposed to be

tired. It's obnoxious.

If he's so committed, why did he stop
the scene?

Why didn't he punch his hand through the
screen and unlock it from the other

side?

Right?

That's what I would have done. Glenn!

Yeah. Glenn!

Yes. I need to talk to you. Thank you.
Yes.

Yes, what? What? What? What? This kid
understands the character better than he

does. Excuse me?

Tell him what you just told me. No, I
don't want to. No, tell him. I was just

saying you didn't really seem like you
were in the scene is all.

Who is this? He's nobody.

That's the point. You know, in my
experience, only children hold a knife

this. If it's a serious fight, you hold
your knife like this. This is not a

street fight.

Okay, well, if you're not going for
realistic, you might as well add a

flair.

Thanks for this tutorial.

Thank you very much indeed.

That's all we need today.

Thank you.

We no longer require your presence.
Thank you very much.

I pay you to say no. She seems

to think that this is carte blanche. I
can't just perform the impossible here.

If you can't control her, I will find
someone else who can.

Mr. Rockwell.

Mr. Rockwell. What? Well, hey, Marty
Mouser.

Nice to see you. Did you call my office
and say you're friends with my son?

Yes, but I had no other way to get in
touch with you. Please, please. I want

revisit our conversation about Japan.
I've reconsidered it, and I want to do

That is next week. I've made alternate
plans. What are the plans?

It was your idea. It's a fantastic idea.
Let's just have a conversation about

this for two seconds. What are you
doing? Hey, hey.

Mr. Rockwell, Mr. Rockwell, please,
let's both be pragmatists about this.

at personal feelings without the aside
for a second. You and I both know how

much value I would add. With Endo in an
exhibition on his home turf?

Imagine, it'd be like a stick of
dynamite. Whatever you have planned, the

alternative, it's going to pale in
comparison.

Please, give me two minutes. We have
enough common ground to figure this out.

Please. All right, get in the car.

Really? Thank you.

Tommy, let's go.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Son of a bitch, I gave you the idea!

Miss Stone wanted to have lunch with
you. Miss Stone?

Yes.

Oh,

my

God. I'm so late.

Come on. What do you care?

You're the star. It's got to feel pretty
good, right?

I mean, why did you even stop in the
first place?

Wanted security, and I got pregnant.

And he pressured me, and I settled.

Well, I mean, clearly you're doing the
right thing now.

It sounds like he's paying you back with
interest.

Who is?

Your husband.

I mean, he's funding your whole show,
right?

Where'd you get that idea? Oh, I heard
him complaining about it in the lobby.

Complaining? Yeah, about the costs.

Fuck himself.

Oh, completely.

You know what you should do is you
should leech him for every penny he's

assume your place is the biggest star on
the planet, and then you rub it in his

smug little face.

Thank you.

I'm really not looking for life advice.
No, I'm just saying, you clearly never

needed them in the first place.

Like with me, I'm never accepting
anyone's hope. I gotta do it completely

own, purely on the basis of my own
talent. Otherwise, it's like, the

won't even count.

But that's just me.

Yes, well, that's very easy to say.

Well, it's easy to say, but it's not
easy to do.

I mean, you know that. That's why you
cashed out.

Let me ask you something.

Do you make money at this little table
tennis thing?

Not yet.

Just my job. How do you live?

Well, I live with the confidence that if
I believe in myself, the money will

follow. Ultimately, my struggle isn't
even about money.

How do you pay rent?

I don't. You're avoiding the question.

No, I'm not avoiding anything. How do
you plan on eating food today?

Honestly, I was going to order room
service the second you leave.

Nice. Yeah, nice.

And what do you plan to do if this whole
dream of yours doesn't work out? That

doesn't even enter my consciousness.

Okay. Maybe it should.

Wow.

You sound like my mom.

No offense.

You sound like a child.

Oh, yeah?

Clearly I'm old enough.

What is that supposed to mean? I'm old
enough to fuck you in your hotel room in

the middle of your big comeback.

You're disgusting.

Break a leg.

I know, but I was out of town, so I only
just received it yesterday for the

first time.

Well, look, not coming to Japan is not
an option.

Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that
a cashier's check in the full amount is

already on the way to him. It's in the
mail.

No, that's fine, but just, I don't want
any confusion about my attendance. I'm

going to be there. I'm going to be there
when the tournament starts. I got it!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

How much do you think?

This is not real. What do you mean it's
not real?

It came from the neck of a millionaire.

I saw it come off her neck. I don't care
where it came from. It's total garbage.

Costume jewelry. Costume jewelry? Yeah.
Oh, fuck.

If you want, I can give you two bucks
for it.

Hello? Hey, Dion, it's me. How are you
doing?

Where have you been? You promised me
we'd have a list of the... Okay, okay.

dad lands tonight. I'll be right back
and I'll give you my undivided

Let me just talk to my sister for a
second.

Rachel, Marty's on the phone.

Hi. Hey, Rachel, listen. Where are you?
There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay?

I know a guy who lost a dog out in New
Jersey. He'll pay a big reward.

Also, there's a set of car keys in a
bowl by the front door. Do you see them?

Yeah. Grab the keys. Make sure Dion
doesn't see you do it.

Hey, Dion, can you go to the store and
grab me some ginger? I'm having really

bad morning sickness.

Hi.

Sorry, station's closed.

Oh, that's okay. We're not looking for
service.

Did you see a dog?

Come around here. Nah, I ain't seen
nothing.

You seen a dog? He's this tall. When did
you lose it?

A few days ago.

Uh, there's a pound down in Cranberry.

About five miles that way.

Maybe try that. I called everything.

Sorry, can't help you.

Thank you.

You can do anything.

Let's go check that place.

Hello?

First time in the city, our platter
preview.

Selma Lou with Roy Milton.

Where are you going?

I'm going to check out that.

Oh, shit.

We're grateful to the record
manufacturers and artists all over the

Hey, hey, Moose, it's Marty. Hey, buddy.

Fuck.

Hey, buddy.

Moose, Moose, Moose. Hey, buddy, calm
down. Let's get you up. You want to go

home, right? Let's go home. Hey, no, no,
no, no, no.

That was Peppermint Harrison, that great
record of his.

I can't be loaded.

But it's time to hang up the old
blunderbuss for now.

Remember, if you want any pickpockets,

Can I help you?

Oh, we were just searching the area for
a lost dog. We?

My husband and I.

We lost our dog a couple of days ago
near the gas station, and they told us

come and check over here, saying that
you're the closest house.

Who? Which gas station? I don't know.

Hey, man. One of the guys that worked
there. Oh, man, I'm so excited. You're

back. There he is. I think he might have
found our dog.

No, no, no. I'm sorry. That's not our
intention. We heard barking in the back.

We got so excited. I didn't know what
you were talking about.

My dog.

You found it. I didn't find any dog.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?

Yeah.

I looked through your window. I saw my
dog. You were looking through my window?

Yeah, it was a good thing I did, right?
Get the hell off my property before I

call the police.

You call, I should call the police.

Okay. You want to get a closer look at
him?

Yes, please.

Okay, good, good, good.

I see your tight face looking through my
window again.

I'm going to shoot it up.

What are you doing?

No, I need the dog.

I'm going to go on your face.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

any chance to lose a dog named Moses?

Yeah, I did. Why?

Oh, you did? Amazing, because we just
found him.

For real? I did, yeah.

How is he? How's his breathing? You know
what?

When we got him, his breathing was a
little shallow.

All right, give me your address. I'm
going to come right now.

Well, that's the thing.

The thing?

What do you mean?

Because, you know, in situations like
these, it's kind of customary to give

person a reward, no?

Yeah, fine.

It's too much money.

I was thinking maybe $2 ,000 seems fair
for this kind of a thing. That

seems pretty fair to me. You're joking,
right?

No, no. That's fucking ridiculous.

Look, look.

I know it's really not your problem, but
I'm about to have a baby.

Yeah. Look, I got no husband right now.
I got no job, and this money would

really, really help me.

And, you know, let's be good people. You
realize I got that dog for free?

Well, that's kind of the wrong way to
look at it.

Oh, really?

Yeah, really.

How am I supposed to look at it? Yeah,
because let's just say that I'm not

calling about a dog. Let's say that I'm
calling about your mother. And I'm a

doctor and I've got to perform emergency
surgery on her. She's going to die.

What are you going to do?

Refuse the surgery because you got your
mother for free? No, that's crazy.

You're going to take the surgery because
you love your mother. That's the best

thing I've ever heard. Well, then I
guess you don't know anything about

I'm sorry, but no.

No? No. It's really not your fault, and
you sound like a very nice person.

It's just I've been ripped off one too
many times in the past, and I'm just not

willing to let that happen to me again,
so we're just going to need to find a

way to get me the money first.

You know? Yeah.

What is wrong with you?

Hey, okay, fine. Well, then if you
really don't give a shit about your dog

you got for free, how about I donate it
to medical funds? Would that be

something you wanted?

I should have known better. What am I
doing?

Marty! That was a terrible idea. That
was moronic.

I'm sorry.

I was trying to give it a shot.

That's not your fault. It was stupid.
All right, calm down.

What color is the dog?

Why? Who cares? It's brown.

Okay, because my boss knows all of the
local breeders and maybe we can get one

that looks the same and the owner won't
be able to tell the difference. You

don't think he's going to recognize his
own dog that he loves? But I'm saying

maybe not at first. I'm working on my
game right now instead of him in their

used car lot making a mockery of my life
doing prank calls.

Hey, pal, what are you still doing up?
Keep your voice down. My parents are

sleeping. They're back? I didn't know
they were back. I told you they were

Where's my dad's car? It's in the
garage.

You're not going to believe, Dan, when I
tell you the day that we had, you're

going to laugh. You tricked me. No, I
didn't. What are you talking about? Yes,

you did. You lying bitch.

Whoa. Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat
piece of shit. Hey, Rachel. Don't talk

to me like that. Don't talk to him like
that. It's one of my favorite people.

Don't talk to her like that. Don't talk
to him like that.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Obviously, I'm the one that told her to
do that. She wouldn't have stolen the

car if I didn't tell her to do it. Give
me the car keys. Okay, they're right

here. Okay?

We got into a little fender bender.
What? But it's going to be okay. It's

damage. I could pay for it. How? When?

Dion, this is very late right now. We
should all get a little bit of rest.

I'll smooth it over with your father at
breakfast. I know your father. I'm not

staying here. How do you mean we're not
staying here? You guys got to go. No,

no, no. Dion, we have to stay. No, no,
no. Dion, Dion, Dion.

She's eight months pregnant. Are you out
of your mind? Please, can we just talk

about it? Get your voice down. We've got
nowhere to go.

You shouldn't leave. Do you have any
idea what we've been through today?

I'm not talking to you.

talking to me?

Now you're not talking to me? Period?

Unbelievable.

Must be nice being born with a silver
spoon in your mouth. Meanwhile, some of

have to actually go out and work for a
living. You ever heard that word, work?

You know that? Instead of doodling in
your room all day?

Throwing your friends down the street.

Can you not just stare at us? Can you
look at the wall or something? You're

creeping me out.

Where are we going to go? Because,
sorry, you were bad. You were bad right

and I could be sleeping on it.

And I got a baby.

I don't know what to do. I don't know
what to do

That was so good. That might work.

Where are we going to go?

That acting was so brilliant.

Are you actually crying? No.

What is that?

What?

It's makeup.

Hold on.

Just wait because I can explain. It's
not my fault, okay? No talking.

I didn't have a choice. I needed to get
out.

See how calm I am right now? It's not
going to last.

Get the fuck out of here.

No. I think that we should both go. We
should both go together.

This is the kind of shit my mother would
do to me. How could you of all people

do this to me? The way I treat you? How
could I do this to you? How could I do

this to you? How about what you're doing
to me?

Have you ever for even one second
thought about what you're doing? Shut

yourself, you narcissistic prick. Don't
touch me.

Don't touch me.

Enough about your fucking parents.
Aren't you like 30 years old? You

due in four weeks.

I am doing f - And it's his baby. By the
way, it's his fucking baby. Yeah, he's

lying about that, too.

What's going on in my house?

Buddy,

how are you? Hey, we have a meeting with
Spalding first thing in the morning for

the Supreme Court.

You're taking my son's money. I don't
believe it.

Don't you see what's happening?

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

No,

I give him meaning.

All you do is give him money. I give him
purpose.

Get the heck out of here.

What are we going to do? What do you
expect us to do?

I gotta tell you something, Rachel.

It's not intended to be mean. I have a
purpose.

You don't.

And if you think that's some sort of
blessing, it's not. It puts me at a huge

life disadvantage.

It means I have an obligation to see a
very specific thing through. And with

that obligation comes sacrifice, okay?

My life is the product of all the
choices I've had to make. Your life is

product of... I don't even know what
your life is the product of. You're just

making it up as you go along. That's the
kind of person you are. That's not the

kind of person I am, okay?

You're responsible for the shitty
decisions you made. I never told you to

married. Not once.

You cannot pawn them off onto me.

I understand.

How much do you make a year at the pet
store?

About $1 ,200.

Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week
to make $1 ,500, not including airfare.

I need to focus right now. No
distractions.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

It goes without saying, I'm in no
position to settle down right now. Get

out of your mind. I will not settle down
right now. Okay?

If you're serious about leaving Ira, I
will not abandon you. As your friend, I

will help you.

We'll do the research. We'll find a
great maternity home.

They'll take you in. They'll ensure the
baby's got a good family. We can do it.

No.

No.

Just go home, Rachel. Just go home.

What am I going to say? Figure it out.
What am I going to say? Go home. Go

Rachel.

It's not your baby.

You stupid shit down the fucking ground!
Like a dumb fucking whore!

Bullshit! Fucking go over there!

Stand in the fucking corner!

I'm gonna smack...

Oh,

that baby's going to be a pimple -faced
bum just like its fucking father. Oh,

it's going to be a hole like its fucking
whole mother.

Oh, hey,

Rachel, it's your new mother -in -law.

Oh, congratulations,

Mrs. Mouser, you're going to be a
grandmother.

Here, she's your mom now. Here, take her
shit.

I'm sorry.

I'm okay, everyone. Just go back to bed.
I'm so sorry.

Hey, Rachel.

Where is he?

Give me the money and I'll bring him
out.

You ain't getting a nickel unless I see
my dog.

Just so you know, I'm not alone.

I don't give a shit who's what. I'm just
letting you know I'm very protective

right now. What?

Hey, you want your dog? I have your dog.

What are you doing? I want that collar.

Would I have this if I didn't have your
dog? No. So show me the money and I'll

go and get him for you.

Come on.

Come on.

You don't know who you're playing with,
girl. Okay? Here's the money. I don't

care. Can I... Show me what's inside the
envelope. How am I supposed to know

there's anything in there? Yeah, you
want to see? Yeah. Yeah, look, look.

Okay?

Where are you going, girl? Does she have
the dog or what? Who the fuck knows?

Hi, it's me.

Who's me?

Yeah, thank you. You can bring the dog
out. Oh, you're the one that left the

dog. What happened to coming right back?
Great, well, we're ready, so you can

just walk him outside.

Oh, I can? Thanks.

The thing just pissed all over the
goddamn wall.

What's going on? Listen to me for a
second, okay? Look, right over there,

The green awning, my friend's going to
come out in a second with the dog. And

once you give me the money, I'm going to
call and say that we're all squared up,

okay?

Look, there he is right now with the
dog. I told you.

So hand me the money.

Fuck you.

Hey!

Hey, give me my money.

What about... Hey!

Steve! Stop those two! They took my
wallet!

Stop them!

Hey,

get off of me!

Hey, what's the tag? What's the tag? Go
get them!

Oh, shit.

What the... What the fuck is this, man?

That's not Moses. Hey, that's not my
dog.

That's not my Moses. What are you
fucking playing games with me?

What the fuck are you playing games with
me? What kind of fucking shit are you

playing with me?

What is it?

Hey, how are you doing?

What are you doing here?

Well, it's 12 .30. I was wondering if
you wanted to get lunch.

Out of the question. I have a show
opening tonight.

Okay, well, can I steal you away for an
hour?

No. Can I just talk to you for a second,
please? I'm very busy, honestly.

Please, it'll just take a second.

I feel kind of nervous telling you this.
What?

All right.

I stole this from you, okay, and I want
to return it.

All right, I'm sorry.

My plan was to sell it and never see you
again, but I can't stop thinking about

you, and I can't steal from you.

You know that's costume jewelry, right?

This is costume jewelry? In the
production. I'm such an idiot.

What happened to doing it all on your
own? Where did that speech go? I'm

completely full of shit, okay? I was in
a tight spot, and I stole from you

because I needed some money, and it was
wrong.

I'm broke.

I got no resources. I got the
championship next week in Japan. I got

get there. I got no options.

I got no one looking out for me, Kay,
which isn't your problem, which is why

returning it, okay?

You know what I think? What? I think you
went to sell that and discovered it was

a joke. No. And now you've shown up here
with this ridiculous strategy to get me

to have some sympathy and open my
wallet. That's absurd, Kay. You think I

insult your intelligence like that? Are
you going to keep going? Keep going

what? Are you going to keep on with
this? Just be myself.

You're lying to yourself. No, I'm not.
It's me being me. This is pathetic.

You're being you. I'm telling you the
truth.

I stole from you, and then I feel bad
about it, so I'm trying to make amends.

You're wasting your energy. I don't
care. I would have stolen from me, too.

Hey.

Oh, looks like I'm interrupting
something. No, no, not at all. This is

my friend Carol's son. He was just
leaving. This is Merle, my publicist.

Martin would like to be an actor, but
unfortunately, he's not very good.

Oh, well, you know, Broadway needs
ushers, too. So what's happening with

seating? I spoke to Milton.

He's sending all of his employees. It's
like a mandate, like a company mandate.

This is supposed to make me happy?

Well, I mean, it's the full house. Isn't
that the point? Full of fucking morons.

No, no, no. You've got Fred Astaire. I'm
going to get a chair.

No, make sure you give him a ticket for
tonight.

Really?

Yeah. Oh.

You are in for such a treat, young man.

When you see this lady act, you're going
to feel like you got your cocks up by a

vacuum cleaner. Wow!

Look, she's blushing, see her? What?

Hey, Mama.

You always said to shoot for the stars.

Hey.

Come.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I couldn't get away. Oh, I bet. It was
all over me.

You were incredible tonight. That was
unbelievable.

For me?

Turn around.

Every year my husband gives me a piece
of jewelry for our anniversary.

I have 25 of them.

One for each year of misery.

That should cover your trip and then
some.

Wearing them makes me feel like shit.

Hey, where are you guys going? Where are
you guys going? What are you guys doing

here? Let me see both of your hands.

We didn't do anything. We didn't do
anything.

Come on, give us a break. We're looking
for an earring. My earring came off. We

were looking for my earring. It looks
like you got two earrings and you're

Not this earring. That was from before.
There was another earring.

Other pair of earrings from earlier in
the day. Earlier in the day. I recognize

you.

Okay. You're Kay Stone.

Oh, God.

Yes. I know exactly who you are. Let me
see your hands. No, no. Are you serious?

You know, I will go home and I'll get my
wallet and I will get you some cash.

Please, officer, please. She's going to
go home and get her wallet and give you

cash. Got ID?

No. No ID.

Couple. No, please, please. No ID, huh?
Please, please.

No, no, no, no.

Please, will you just let me go home,
please? Come on. I give you my word.

Oh, wow, looky here.

It's a really nice necklace.

Take it. Take it.

It's yours.

Thank you very much.

I can't believe this.

Do you think you could grab me another
necklace?

Are you serious?

You said they mean nothing to you. What?
I was just gone for half an hour. I

can't go up and come right back down
there. You said you'd do that for the

police officer. My mother is up there.
Oh, my God.

My hair. I'll wait in the hallway. No,
you will not.

Wait. Wait.

There.

You look beautiful.

Please, you have 25 of them. Fine!

Stay here. I'll stay here. Do you
understand me? Okay. Do not move! Okay.

How are you?

Where the fuck have you been?

I needed a moment to myself. Is that a
problem? I didn't realize I needed a

permission slip. I put this whole thing
on for you and you're making me look

like an idiot.

God. Look, Merrill's on the phone right
now with the New York Times.

What? He's got a printer. He's going to
read the review.

God. Or do you not care?

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Raoul K.

Okay, title, K -Stone Returns by Robert
Chaikin.

Have a good night. Keep it open,
everyone.

Oh, yeah.

Party's over.

Good night.

Good

night.

This is not a good time.

Okay, okay, I just mean to... I said
it's really not a good time.

Excuse me.

Hi.

You've got to be kidding me. Look, I'm
sorry to disturb you in your home. How

the fuck did you get in my house? Please
give me another chance. I am on my

hands and knees. I need a ride to Japan
and I need $1 ,500 so I can compete in

the championship. I need this job very,
very badly. I'm begging you.

I'll work for you however you want. I
will lose.

I'll have no personal point of view
apart from making your event a success.

Marty, there are no second chances in
life. Why not? I offered you the job,

you said no. I know, because I was
impulsive, and I regret it.

And? And I was rude and overconfident,
and I was cocky, and I copped an

attitude. And?

And it won't happen again. I'm sorry.
Please, just give me another chance, Mr.

Rockwell.

I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll
do whatever you want. What do you guys

think? Should I give this little asshole
a second chance? Yes, please.

You don't know how important this is to
me. Please, I'm begging you. Just let me

go on your plane. Let me join you there.
Please, please. I'm humbling myself

before you. You're making me sick. I'm
sorry. Stand up. All right.

Please,

okay? I'll do anything.

Anything? Yes, anything.

Okay. Go down the hall.

Second door on the right is my office.

Grab the paddle and bring it back here.
This is more dramatic than the play.

Okay. That's true.

Oh, Marty, give me the paddle.

So here's what I want you to do.

I want you to bend over that chair and
drop your pants.

Are you for real?

You've been a really bad boy, and now
you're going to get a spanking. Come on.

Are you serious?

You want to get to Japan, don't you?
Yeah, I want to go to Japan, but this is

what you want?

That's what it's going to take. Now bend
over.

Okay, so to be clear, you're going to
bring me to Japan, and then you're going

to compensate me.

Tomorrow morning, 8 .30, LaGuardia.
We're on our way to Japan. Do I need a

ticket? I own the plane.

How do I know you're going to honor
this?

You don't.

Because you have no power here.

Now bend over.

Put

your

hands over here. I want a nice arc.

Let's go.

Oh my God.

Okay, I'm ready.

This one is for my son.

Okay.

This one is for me.

Now the bonus round.

Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and
the other is foam.

Hey, Marty. Hey, Marty. How you doing?

Hey, you think I can stay in the back
room tonight?

Oh, wow, man. I got Brian's thing. Oh,
okay. All right. Wow, man. I would let

you stay at the house, man, but the wife
may have it. No, that's all right. I'm

just going to hang around until my
flight.

Hey, what are you doing? Yeah, what are
you doing? What are you doing?

Tomorrow morning at 8 a .m. Whoa.

Yo,

you going? You got that money?

Oh, good for you, man.

Man. You ain't a lot. You excited.

No, I'm good.

I'm good.

You know, your boy back there, Wally,
man, been waiting on you. Wally's here?

Wally. How do you see him? Come on,
Wally, good.

He's cool, man. He's back there
somewhere.

He's back there, man.

He has a dollar. He's back there, man.
He has a dollar, you know. Hey, how you

doing?

Oh, wow. How you doing? Nice to see you.

Hey, I've been trying to get in touch
with you. Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah, how's your dog? How's Moses doing?

I don't want to get the bullshit.

No, no, no, no bullshit. I'm genuinely
concerned about you. Marty, Marty,

you good? Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm
good. But we got to bet this, yeah. Uh

uh -huh, yeah.

I got your girl downstairs in the car,
okay?

She's waiting for you. What the fuck are
you telling me? You got Kim and you got

Rachel? Yeah. What are you saying? She
told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere,

you got the address.

Okay. Let's go.

Okay. All right. Let me... Okay,

let me just... Give me two seconds. I
just want to say one thing to my friend,

okay? Two seconds. Give me two seconds.
Yeah, but I'm not going to be here.

Where are you going to be? Where am I
going to be?

I'm going to be downstairs taking a
hammer to your girl's stomach.

That's where I'm going to be.

Okay, all right, all right.

Yo, Mouse!

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

Well, I took most of his share of the
money that our parents left us. You

your brother's money?

Yes, I did.

Yeah, you love your brother?

Yes, maybe you could give my brother a
job. You know he's a good man. I'll give

him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a
favor.

What?

Stop talking.

Okay. See the gas station there?

Miss the house to the left.

Next left. Yeah. I got it.

Get out of the car. Come on.

Yeah, stop.

Brother, you wait with her. Oh, okay.

Sit tight.

Not louder.

Not louder.

Moses! Moses!

Moses!

Moses!

Seen anything in there? No, not really.

Get down!

Okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

Go get the money.

He's in his pocket.

Yeah, I got it, I got it.

You got the money? Yeah, I got it, I got
it. Is there a lot of money? There's a

lot of money.

You can go now. I know. You did amazing.

You did so good.

You did such a good job.

I love you.

Honey, when is it today?

When is the baby okay? The baby is fine.

I need you to calm down. Are you the
husband? No, I'm a friend. Okay, keep

it for a week. Baby will be okay? Baby
is okay. It's time to say goodbye.

I can't go? No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan,
Mr. Rogers. Thank you.

Mr .Roker has the back of the line.

He doesn't want to begin yet.

Mr.

Sethi. Mr.

Sethi. Hey, it's Miss Marty Mouser.

How you doing? I'm so happy to see you.
I'm surprised to see you here, actually.

What's up?

Well, I don't know. We do have a
tournament. No, of course. Of course.

Yeah, I think I owe you an apology.

For the way I acted in London, I was a
jackass. There is such a thing as a

courtesy, Mr. Marshall. I know, it's
just... It's every man for himself where

come from. That's just how I grew up,
okay? Sometimes I feel like I don't even

have control over... I'm really not
interested in your excuses. No, no, I

it's not an excuse. It's just, look, the
point is I'm going to proceed with a

much better attitude.

By the way, if you see me acting rude up
there today, that's a character. This

is scripted. I'm going to lose 21 -14.
This isn't a real thing. The real me,

polite me, you'll see next week. Next
week? Yeah, the championship.

You're not playing in the championship.

What? You're not participating this
year. No, no.

I think you're confused.

That's what I'm doing the event for, so
I can pay off the rest of my fine. Come

talk to Mr. Rockwell right now.

It's only been two weeks away.

All the bracketing has been set. Redo
the bracketing. I'm not going to tear up

the entire schedule on behalf of one
entitled American. Mr. Sethi, Mr. Sethi,

look. I'm here.

I don't think you know how difficult
that was for me to come here. I'm in

right now. You haven't come far enough,
I'm afraid.

Why do you have wasted your time coming
here?

I have

traveled

many miles here to Japan to challenge my
great nemesis.

What's he saying?

He doesn't want to embarrass you
anymore. Embarrass me? I am beyond

embarrassment. Tell him your champion is
a fraud and he's a chicken!

He's chicken!

Mr.

Endo agrees to the match.

Great. On the condition that...

The loser has to kiss a pig in front of
the entire audience.

A pig?

Yes.

A pig?

What? He said, if you are going to act
like a pig, he will happily mate you

one.

Endo's match point.

Will it be decided here?

Endo no serve Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo
Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo
Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo
Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo
Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo
Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo
Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo Endo

Endo

Endo

Thank you. And thank you Mr. Rockwell
for hosting such a...

unforgettable event.

What we have just witnessed is a mere
taste of what is to come next week when

the finest players in the world will be
competing against your hometown hero

Kato Endo -san.

No more words from me. Let's bring on
Hagu the pig and see the American

kiss on him.

Now we greet the pig on to the stage.

Before I kiss the pig, I want to play
him in a real game.

Tell him I want to play him in a game
that's not a sham.

Tell him.

You, tell the audience that that was a
fake game. It was a sham. Tell them it

was a sham and I want to play a real
game against him. I cannot do that. Why

can't you do that?

That was a fake game that would stay.

No part of that was real. I was not
playing to the best of my ability.

It was an enormous form of disrespect to
everyone here. Hey, listen.

Who wants a real game?

Wait, that's it.

That's it.

Endo, you get a side with him?

Translate. Translate this.

You get a side with him? Really? An
American company selling their product

of his back? Like he's a mascot? You're
not a mascot.

He deserves to have a rematch.

Let's give them a real game. They want a
real game.

Okay, okay.

Thank you, thank you. We need to move it
along.

I'm not going to beat the championship
next week because of this asshole.

I'm not going to beat the championship.

Give me a chance. You humiliated me. You
crushed me.

Please, please, please.

Please, for me.

Yes, yes, yes. He says yes. He says yes.
Thank you, Endo. Thank you.

You say yes. Yes.

Thank you

very much.

The long rally is coming to an end. The
point is over.

The point is over. The point is over.
The point is over.

The point is over. The point is over.

The point is over. The point is over.
The point

is over.

Oh my god.

This is 17 -17.

75.

From here, it's a shot.

It's a two -runner.

It's a

two

-runner.

You can save your breath. I know I'm not
getting paid. When I lose, you get

nothing. And by the way, I wonder how
you're going to get home because you're

not getting on my plane. It doesn't
matter, okay? Unless you're planning on

shutting down the event, we've got
nothing to discuss.

You think it's that simple? Yeah, I do.

Let me explain to you.

I was born in 1601.

I'm a vampire.

I've been around forever.

I've met many Marty Mousers over the
centuries. Some of them crossed me. Some

weren't straight. They weren't honest.
And those are the ones that are still

here. You go out and win that game,
you're going to be here forever, too.

You'll never be happy. You will never be
happy.

All right.

Okay, Mr. Rockwell.

I don't know

. . . .

. .

Endo still has a long way to go.

Endo's serve.

Now, Matsude vs.

McFarlane. This is the

end point

for Endo. Everyone in Japan, cheer for

him! Is Endo going to win?

It's going to be a lot of fun.

Match point.

Match point.

Marty Mouser! Mouser!

Mouser!

This time, it's Bambi.

What is he going to do? Oh, it's Mouser.

Match point, Mouser. The score is 21
-20.

The Japanese audience is excited.

It's Mouser's match point.

End. There's no time left.

The match is still going on.

I won't let it go.

Is Mouser going to finish?

If Mouser finishes, this is a victory.

What will happen when Mouser finishes?

Is this the end?

Is this the end?

Is this the end?

Is this the end?

Is this the end? Is this the end?

Is this the end? Is this the end?

Is this the end? Is this the end? Is
this the end?

Hey,

thank you.

Good game. Good game. You're a great
player.

Good luck at the championship, okay? I
hope you win.

Bellevue Hospital.

May I help you?

Hi, yes. I was hoping to be connected
with Rachel Meisler, please.

Do you know what floor she's on?

Well, she would have just gotten out of
surgery, so everybody would keep people

like that.

Ah, okay.

It looks like she was moved to the
maternity ward last night. The maternity

ward? Yes. What do you mean the
maternity ward?

I'm sorry, I don't know the details. Is
she okay? Does she have a baby? Is she

not due for another four weeks? This is
all the information that I have, that

she was rushed to the maternity ward.

Rush? We said rush. First you said move,
now you're saying rush? Sir, can you

please calm down?

Just put me through to the maternity
ward, please.

Do you have any words here?

Yes, down the hall. Down the hall, thank
you. But you need to sign in. No, no,

I'm a father.

Dutch.

She said she'll be in tomorrow.