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MUSIC: You Get What You Give
by New Radicals

# Oh

# Ooo... #

MUSIC SLOWS TO A STOP

# I am the god of hellfire

# And I bring you...
Fire

# I'll take you to burn

# Fire

# I'll take you to learn

# I'll see you burn

# You fought hard
and you saved and earned

# But all of it's going to burn

# And your mind, your tiny mind

# You know you've really been so
blind

# Now's your time,
burn your mind

# You're falling far too far behind

# Oh, no

# Oh, no

# Oh, no

# You're gonna burn

# Fire

# To destroy all you've done

# Fire

# To end all you've become

# I'll feel you burn

# You've been
living like a little girl

# In the middle of your little world

# And your mind, your tiny mind

# You know you've really
been so blind

# Now's your time,
burn your mind

# You're falling far too far behind

# Ooo

# Fire

# I'll take you to burn

# Fire

# I'll take you to learn

# You're gonna burn

# You're gonna learn

# You're gonna burn, burn, burn

# Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn!

# Burn, burn, burn

# Burn... #

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

# Fire

# I'll take you to burn

# Fire

# I'll take you to learn

# Fire

# I'll take you to burn

# Fire... #

# You talk like Marlene Dietrich

# And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire

# Your clothes are all made by
Balmain

# And there's diamonds
and pearls in your hair

# Yes, there are

# And you live in a fancy apartment

# Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel

# Where you keep your
Rolling Stones records

# And a friend
of Sacha Distel

# Yes, you do

# But where do you go to, my lovely

# When you're alone in your bed?

# Won't you tell me
the thoughts that surround you?

# I want
to look inside your head

# Yes, I do

# Well, I've seen
all your qualifications

# That you got from the Sorbonne

# And the painting you
stole from Picasso

# Your loveliness
goes on and on

# Yes, it does

# And when you go on
your summer vacation

# You go to Juan-les-Pins

# With your carefully
designed topless swimsuit

# You get an even suntan

# On your back and on your legs

# And when the snow falls
you're found in St Moritz

# With the others of the jet set

# And you sip your Napoleon brandy

# But you never get your lips wet

# No, you don't

# But where do you go to, my lovely

# When you're alone in your bed?

# Oh, won't you tell me
the thoughts that surround you?

# I want to look inside your head

# Yes, I do

# Your name is heard in high places

# You know the Aga Khan

# And he sent you
a racehorse for Christmas

# And you keep it just for fun

# For a laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha

# And they say that
if you get married

# It'll be to a millionaire

# But they don't
realise where you came from

# And I wonder if they really care

# Or give a damn

# But where do you go to, my lovely

# When you're alone in your bed?

# You'd better tell me
the thoughts that surround you

# I want to look inside your head

# Yes, I do

# I remember the back streets
of Naples

# And two children begging in rags

# Both touched with
a burning ambition

# To shake off their
lowly-born tags

# They try

# So look into my face, Marie-Claire

# Remember just who you are

# Then go and forget me forever

# But I know you still bear the scar

# Deep inside

# I know where you go to, my lovely

# When you're alone in your bed

# Yes, I know the thoughts
that surround you

# Cos I can look inside your head. #

HE HUMS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Everybody was kung fu fighting

# Those cats were fast as lightning

# In fact, it was a little bit
fright'ning

# But they fought with expert timing

# There was funky China men
from funky Chinatown

# They were chopping them up

# They were chopping them down

# It's an ancient Chinese art

# And everybody knew their part

# From a feint into a slip

# And a kickin' from the hip

# Everybody was kung fu fighting

# Those cats were fast as lightning

# In fact, it was a little bit
fright'ning

# But they fought with expert timing

# There was funky Billie Chin
and little Sammy Chong

# He said, "Here comes the big boss

# "Let's get it on"

# We took the bow and made a stand

# Started swaying with the hand

# The sudden motion made me skip

# Now we're into a brand-new trip

# Everybody was kung fu fighting

# Those kicks were fast as lightning

# In fact it was a little bit
fright'ning

# But they did it with
expert timing

# Oh, yeah

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Come on now, child

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Ah, yeah, yeah

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Everybody was kung fu fighting

# Those kicks were fast as lightning

# In fact, it was a little bit
fright'ning

# But they did it with
expert timing. #

APPLAUSE

# Have you seen the old man

# In the closed-down market

# Kicking up the papers
with his worn-out shoes?

# In his eyes, you see no pride

# Hand held loosely at his side

# Yesterday's paper telling
yesterday's news

# So how can you tell me
you're lonely

# And say for you that
the sun don't shine?

# Let me take you by the hand

# And lead you through
the streets of London

# I'll show you something to make
you change your mind

# Have you seen the old girl

# Who walks the streets of London

# Dirt in her hair
and her clothes in rags?

# She's no time for talking
She just keeps right on walking

# Carrying her home in
two carrier bags

# So how can you tell me
you're lonely

# And say for you that
the sun don't shine?

# Let me take you by the hand

# And lead you through
the streets of London

# I'll show you something to
make you change your mind

# Have you seen the old man outside
the Seaman's Mission?

# Memory fading with the medal
ribbons that he wears

# And in our winter city

# The rain cries a little pity

# For one more forgotten hero

# And a world that doesn't care

# So how can you tell me
you're lonely

# And say for you that
the sun don't shine?

# Let me take you by the hand

# And lead you through
the streets of London

# I'll show you something to make
you change your mind. #

APPLAUSE

# See me in me heels and ting

# Dem check sey we hip and ting

# True them no know and ting

# We have them going and ting

# Nah pop no style

# A strictly roots

# Nah pop no style

# A strictly roots

# See me pon the road
I hear you call out to me

# True you see mi inna pants
and ting

# See mi in a 'alter back

# Sey mi gi' you heart attack

# Gimme likkle bass make me
wine up me waist

# Uptown Top Ranking

# See mi in mi Benz and ting

# Drivin' through Constant Spring

# Them check
sey me come from cosmo spring

# But a true dem no know and ting

# Dem no know sey we top ranking

# Uptown Top Ranking

# Shoulda see me and
the ranking dread

# Check how we jamming and ting

# Love is all I bring
inna me khaki suit and ting

# Nah pop no style

# A strictly roots

# Nah pop no style

# A strictly roots

# Watch how we chuck it and ting

# Inna we khaki suit and ting

# Love is all I bring

# Inna me khaki suit and ting

# Nah pop no style

# A strictly roots

# Nah pop no style

# A strictly roots

# Love inna you heart dis a bawl out
fe me

# True you see me in me
pants and ting

# See me inna 'alter back

# Sey me gi' you
heart attack

# Gimme likkle bass, make me
wine up me waist

# Uptown Top Ranking

# See mi pon the road and hear you
call out to me

# True you see me in me
pants and ting

# See me inna 'alter back

# Sey me gi' you heart attack

# Gimme likkle bass,
make me wine up me waist

# Gimme likkle bass,
make me wine up me waist

# Love is all I bring

# Inna me khaki suit and ting

# Nah pop no style... #

APPLAUSE

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Get down

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Radio, video

# Boogie with a suitcase

# You're livin' in a disco

# Forget about the rat race

# Let's do the milkshake
sellin' like a hotcake

# Try some, buy some fee-fi-fo-fum

# Talk about pop muzik

# Talk about pop muzik

# Shoobie, doobie, do wop

# I wanna dedicate it

# Pop, pop, shoo wop
Everybody made it

# Shoobie, doobie, do wop
Infiltrate it

# Pop, pop, shoo wop

# Activate it

# New York, London, Paris, Munich

# Everybody talk about pop muzik

# Talk about pop muzik

# Talk about pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Singing in the subway

# Shuffle with a shoe shine

# Fix me a Molotov

# I'm on the headline

# Wanna be a gunslinger
Don't be a rock singer

# Eenie, meenie, miney, moe
Tell me, where you wanna go

# Talk about pop muzik
Talk about pop muzik

# Shoobie doobie do wop
Lyin' in the tree

# Pop, pop, shoo wop
Eenie, meenie

# Shoobie, doobie, do wop
Pop, pop, shoo wop

# You know what I mean
Hit it

# Now you know what to say

# Talk about pop muzik

# Talk about pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop, pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# All around the world
wherever you are

# Dance in the street
anything you like

# Do it in your car in the middle
of the night

# La, la, la, la

# La, la, la, la

# La, la, la, la

# La, la, la, la

# La, la, la, la

# Dance in the supermarket

# Dig it in the fast lane

# Listen to the countdown

# They're playin' our song again

# I can't get jumping jack
I wanna hold, get back

# Moonlight muzak
Knick, knack, patty whack

# Talk about pop muzik
Talk about pop muzik

# Shoobie, doobie, do wop
It's all around you

# Pop, pop, shoo wop
Gonna surround you

# Shoobie, doobie, do wop
It's all around you

# Pop, pop, shoo wop
Hit it

# New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about pop muzik

# Talk about pop muzik
Talk about pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Pop, pop, pop muzik

# Listen... #

# My head is in a spin

# My feet don't touch the ground

# Because you're near to me

# My head goes round and round

# My knees are shakin', baby

# My heart, it beats like a drum

# It feels like

# It feels like I'm in love

# Ain't been this way before

# But I know I'm turned on

# It's time for something, baby
I can't turn off

# My knees are shakin', baby

# My heart, it beats like a drum

# It feels like
It feels like I'm in love

# My knees shake

# My heart beats like a drum

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh....oh

# It feels like
It feels like I'm in love

# My knees shake

# My heart beats like a drum

# Ooh, baby

# Ooh, baby

# Ooh, baby

# Woh...oh...!

# My head is in a spin
My feet don't touch the ground

# Because you're near to me

# My head goes round and round

# My knees are shakin', baby
My heart, it beats like a drum

# It feels like
It feels like I'm in love. #

CHEERING

# Hey, lady, you, lady

# Cursin' at your life

# You're a discontented mother

# And a regimented wife

# I've no doubt you
dream about the things you never do

# But I wish someone had a talk to
me like I wanna talk to you

# Ooh, I've been to Georgia and
California and anywhere I could run

# Took the hand of a preacher man

# And we made love in the sun

# But I ran out of places
and friendly faces

# Because I had to be free

# I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

# Please, lady, please, lady
Don't just walk away

# Cos I have this need to tell you

# Why I'm all alone today

# I can see so much of me
still living in your eyes

# Won't you share a part of a weary
heart that has lived a million lies

# Oh, I've been to Nice
and the Isle of Greece

# Where I sipped champagne
on a yacht

# I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
and showed 'em what I've got

# I've been undressed by kings
and I've seen some things

# That a woman ain't s'posed to see

# I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

# Sometimes I've been to cryin'
for unborn children

# That might have made me complete

# But I, I took the sweet life
and never knew

# I'd be bitter from the sweet

# I spent my life exploring

# The subtle whoring that
cost too much to be free

# Hey, lady, I've been to paradise

# But I've never been to me

# Ooooo...

# I've been to paradise

# Oh...

# Oooo...

# I've been to paradise

# But I've never been

# To me

# Oooo...

# Ohhhh... #

CHEERING

# Aha

# Aha

# Aha

# What you do
and what you don't, aha

# What you will
and what you won't, aha

# What you can
and what you can't, aha

# This is what you've got to know

# Loved you though it didn't show

HE SINGS IN GERMAN

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Aha

# Aha

# Aha

# I know why you went away, aha

# Understand you couldn't stay, aha

# Wonder where you are today, aha

# After all is said and done

# It was right for you to run

HE SINGS IN GERMAN

# Aha

# Aha

# Aha

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Don't love you
You don't love me

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da

# Da da da... #

CHEERING

# You and I in a little toy shop

# Buy a bag of balloons
with the money we've got

# Set them free at the break of dawn

# Till, one by one, they were gone

# Back at base, bugs in the software

# Flash the message
"Something's out there!"

# Floating in the summer sky

# 99 red balloons go by

# 99 red balloons

# Floating in the summer sky

# Panic bells, it's red alert

# There's something here from
somewhere else

# The war machine springs to life

# Opens up one eager eye

# Focusing it on the sky

# Where 99 red balloons go by

# 99 Decision Street

# 99 ministers meet

# To worry, worry, super scurry

# Call the troops out in a hurry

# This is what we've waited for

# This is it, boys, this is war

# The president is on the line

# As 99 red balloons go by

# 99 knights of the air

# Ride super-high-tech jet fighters

# Everyone's a superhero

# Everyone's a Captain Kirk

# With orders to identify

# To clarify and classify

# Scramble in the summer sky

# As 99 red balloons go by... #

CROWD CHANT

# As 99 red balloons go by

# 99 dreams I have had

# In every one, a red balloon

# It's all over and
I'm standin' pretty

# In this dust that was a city

# If I could find a souvenir

# Just to prove the world
was here...

# And here is a red balloon

# I think of you and let it go. #

CHEERING

# Hey, baby

# You go your way

# And I'll go mine

# But in the meantime

# When we're together

# Touching each other

# And our bodies

# Do what we feel

# When we're dancin'

# Smoochin' and swayin'

# Tender love song

# Softly playin'

# Move closer

# Move your body real close

# Until we

# Feel like we're really making love

# Ooh, move closer

# Move your body real close

# Until we...

# Feel like we're really making love

# So when I say sugar

# And I whisper I love you

# Well...

# I know you're going to answer
in the sweetest voice

# Saying my pretty lady

# I love you too, ooh, well

# There's much room for passion

# Ooh, no, no

# There's no room for fears

# When...

# The love flows smoothly between us

# Baby

# My dear...

# Move...

# Move closer

# Move your body real close

# Until we...

# Feel like we're really making love

# Whoa, oh...

# Move closer

# Move your body real close

# Until we...

# Feel like we're really making love

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

WHISTLING

# Ice ice baby

# Ice ice baby

# Ice ice baby

# All right stop
Collaborate and listen

# Ice is back
With my brand new invention

# Something
Grabs a hold of me tightly

# Flow like a harpoon
Daily and nightly

# Will it ever stop?
# Yo, I don't know

# Turn off the lights and I'll glow

# To the extreme
I rock a mic like a vandal

# Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle

# Dance!
# Bum rush the speaker that booms

# I'm killing your brain
Like a poisonous mushroom

# Deadly when I play a dope melody

# Anything less than the best
Is a felony

# Love it or leave it
You better gain way

# You better hit bull's eye
The kid don't play

# If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it

# Check out the hook
While my DJ revolves it

So they say!
# Ice ice baby

Oh, yeah!

# Vanilla Ice ice baby

# Vanilla Ice ice baby

# Vanilla Ice ice baby... #

Yo, VIP! Now!

# Now that the party is...
# Jumping!

# With the bass kicked in
The fingers are pumping

# Quick to the point
To the point, no faking

# Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon

# Burning them
Yeah, quick and nimble

# I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo

# I'm on a roll
And it's time to go solo

# Rolling in my 5.0

# With my ragtop down
So my hair can blow

# Girlies on standby
Waving just to say hi

# Did you stop?
# Hell, no, I just drove by

# Kept on pursuing to the next stop

# I busted a left
And I'm heading to the next block

# That block was dead
So I continued to A1A

# Beachfront Avenue!

# Girls were hot
Wearing less than bikinis

# Rock man lovers
driving Lamborghinis

# They were jealous!
Cos I'm out getting mine

# Quake with a gauge
And Vanilla with a nine

# Ready for the chumps on the wall

# The chumps are acting ill
Cos they're so full of eight balls

# Gunshots ranged out like a bell

# I grabbed my nine
All I heard were shells

# Falling on the concrete real fast

# Jumped in my car
Slammed on the gas

# Bumper to bumper
The avenue's packed

# I'm trying to get away
Before the jackers jack

# Police on the scene
You know what I mean?

# They passed me up
Confronted all the dope fiends

# If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it

# Check out the hook
While my DJ revolves it

# Ice ice baby

CHEERING

# Ice ice baby

# Yeah!

# Ice ice baby

# VIP, comin' up!

# Ice ice baby

# Take, take, take

# Take heed
cos I'm a lyrical poet

# Miami's on the scene
in case you didn't know it

# My town
that created all the bass sound

# Enough to shake and kick holes
in the ground

# Cos my style's
like a chemical spill

# And these are rhymes
that you can vision and feel

# Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept

# We make it hype
Now you want to step with this

# Quake plays on the fade, slice
like a ninja, cut like a razor blade

# So fast, other DJs say
Damn!

# If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram

# Keep my composure
when it's time to get loose

# Magnetised by the mic
while I kick my juice

# If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!

# Check out the hook
while my DJ revolves it

# Ice ice baby

# Vanilla!

# Ice ice baby
Oh, yeah! #

# I am the one and only

# Come on!

# Call me, call me by my name

# Or call me by my number

# You put me through it

# I'll still be doing it
the way I do it

# And yet you try to make me forget

# Who I really am

# Don't tell me I know best

# I'm not the same as all the rest

# I am the one and only

# Nobody I'd rather be

# I am the one and only

# You can't take that away from me

# I've been a player
in the crowd scene

# A flicker
on the big screen

# My soul embraces

# One more in a million faces

# High hopes and aspirations

# Ideas above my station maybe

# But all this time I've tried
to walk with dignity and pride

# I am the one and only

# Nobody I'd rather be

# I am the one and only

# You can't take that away from me

# I can't wear this uniform
without some compromises

# Because you'll find out

# That we come in different shapes
and sizes

# No-one can be myself like I can

# For this job, I'm the best man

# And, while this may be true,
you are the one and only you

# I am the one and only

# I am the one only!

# Nobody I'd rather be

# I am the one and only

# The one and only! #

# You can't take that away
from me. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# No, no, no, baby, mmm

# Whoo

# La-la la-la la-la

# Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you, baby?

# Yeah
Would I lie to you?

# Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?

# Would I lie to you, baby?

# Would I lie to you?

# Oh, yeah

# Don't you know it's true
that, girl, there's only you

# Would I lie to you, baby?
Yeah

# Every man wants to know the truth

# In my arms is the only proof

# I've hidden my heart
behind the bedroom door

# Now it's open, I can do no more

# I'm telling you, baby
You will never find another girl

# In this heart of mine
Ohhh

# Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?

# Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?

# Oh, yeah

# Don't you know it's true
that, girl, there's only you

# Would I lie to you, baby?
Yeah

# Everybody's got their history

# History

# On every page, a mystery

# It's a mystery

# You can read my diary
You're in every line

# Jealous minds never satisfied
Satisfied

# I'm telling you, baby
You will never find another girl

# In this heart of mine
In this heart of mine

# Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?

# Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?

# Oh, yeah

# Don't you know it's true
that, girl, there's only you

# Would I lie to you, baby?
Yeah

# Come on!

# Would I lie to you?

# Do you wanna see me
night and day?

# Would I lie?

# If I tell you that I'm here to
stay

# Would I lie to you?

# Do you think I give my love away?

# Would I lie?

# That's not the kind of game I play

# No!

# I'm telling you, baby
You will never find another girl

# In this heart of mine

# In this heart of mine

# Deep in my heart, yeah
Whoa!

# Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?

# Would I lie to you, baby?

# Would I lie to you?

# Oh, yeah

# Don't you know it's true
that, girl, there's only you

# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?

# Would I lie to you?
Whoo!

# Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?

# Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?

# Would I lie to you, baby?

# Don't you know it's true
that, girl, there's only you

# Would I lie to you, baby?

# Would I lie to you?
Oh, why? #

# There's dancin'
behind movie scenes

# Behind the movie scenes

# Sadi rani

# She's the one
that keeps the dream alive

# From the morning, past the evening
to the end of the light

# Brimful of Asha on the 45

# Well, it's a brimful of Asha
on the 45

# Brimful of Asha on the 45

# Well, it's a brimful of Asha
on the 45

# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow

# Everybody needs a bosom

# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow

# Everybody needs a bosom

# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow

# Everybody needs a bosom
Mine's on the 45

# Mohammad Rafi, 45

# Lata Mangeshkar, 45

# Solid State Radio, 45

# Ferguson Mono, 45

# Non-Public, 45

# Jacques Dutronc
and the Bolan Boogie

# The Heavy Hitters
and the chi-chi music

# All India Radio, 45

# Two-in-ones, 45

# Trojan Records, 45

# Argo Records, 45

# Brimful of Asha on the 45

# Well, it's a brimful of Asha
on the 45

# Brimful of Asha on the 45

# Well, it's a brimful of Asha
on the 45

# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow

# Everybody needs a bosom

# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow

# Everybody needs a bosom

# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow

# Everybody needs a bosom
Mine's on the 45. #

# Go ahead

# Wake up, kids
We've got the dreamer's disease

# Age 14
We got you down on your knees

# So polite
You're busy still saying "please"

# Frenemies who, when you're down,
ain't your friend

# Every night
we steal their Mercedes-Benz

# First, we run,
and then we laugh till we cry

# But when the night is falling

# And you cannot find the light

# Light

# If you feel your dreams are dying

# Hold tight

# You've got the music in you

# Don't let go
You've got the music in you

# One dance left
This world is gonna pull through

# Don't give up
We've got a reason to live

# Can't forget
we only get what we give

# I'm coming home, baby

# You're tops

# Give it to me now

# This whole damn world
can fall apart

# You'll be OK
Follow your heart

# You're in harm's way
I'm right behind

# Now say you're mine

# You've got the music in you

# Don't let go
You've got the music in you

# One dance left
This world is gonna pull through

# Don't give up
We've got a reason to live

# Can't forget
We only get what you give

# Don't let go
I feel the music in you

# Don't let go

# Fly high

# High

# What's real can't die

# You only get what you give

# You only get what you give

# Just don't be afraid to live

# Health insurance, rip-off lying

# FDA, big bankers buying

# Fake computer crashes, dying

# Cloning while they're multiplying

# Fashion shoots with Beck and
Hanson

# Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson

# You're all fakes
Run to your mansions

# Come around
We'll kick you. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# All around me are familiar faces

# Worn-out places, worn-out faces

# Bright and early
for the daily races

# Going nowhere, going nowhere

# Their tears are
filling up their glasses

# No expression, no expression

# Hide my head
I want to drown my sorrow

# No tomorrow, no tomorrow

# And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad

# The dreams in which I'm dying
are the best I've ever had

# I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take

# When people run in circles

# It's a very, very mad world

# Mad world

# Children waiting for the day
they feel good

# Happy birthday, happy birthday

# Made to feel the way
that every child should

# Sit and listen, sit and listen

# Went to school
and I was very nervous

# No-one knew me, no-one knew me

# Hello, teacher
Tell me what's my lesson?

# Look right through me
Look right through me

# And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad

# The dreams in which I'm dying
are the best I've ever had

# I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take

# When people run in circles

# It's a very, very mad world

# Mad world

# Enlargen your world

# Mad world. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Well, I'm rumbling in this JCB

# I'm five years old and my dad's
a giant sitting beside me

# And the engine rattles my bum
like berserk

# While we're singing,

# "Don't forget your shovel
if you want to go to work"

# And my dad's probably had
a bloody hard day

# But he's been good fun
and bubblin' and jokin' away

# And the procession of cars
stuck behind

# They're getting all impatient
and angry, but we don't mind

# And we're holding up the bypass
Oh-oh

# Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh-oh

# And I'm sitting on the tool box
Oh-oh

# And I'm so glad
I'm not in school, boss

# So glad I'm not in school

# Then we pull over
to let the cars pass

# And then pull off again,
speeding by this summer green grass

# And we're like giants up here
in our big yellow digger

# We're like Zoids or Transformers
or maybe even bigger

# And I wanna transform
into a Tyrannosaurus Rex

# And eat up all the bullies
and all the teachers and their pets

# And I'll tell all my mates,
"Hey, my dad's BA Baracus

# "Only with a JCB
and Bruce Lee's nunchuckers"

# And we're holding up the bypass
Oh-oh

# Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh-oh

# And I'm sitting on the tool box

# Oh-oh

# And I'm so glad
I'm not in school, boss

# so glad I'm not in school, ah

# Hey, oh

# Get your hands ready

# I said, I'm Luke, I'm five
and my dad's Bruce Lee

# Drives me around in his JCB

# I'm Luke, I'm five,
and my dad's Bruce Lee

# Drives me round
And we're holding up the bypass

# Whoa!

# Me and my dad having a top laugh

# Whoa!

# And I'm sitting on the toolbox

# Whoa!

# And I'm so glad
I'm not in school, boss

# So glad I'm not in school

# Yo, singing, whoa!

AUDIENCE: Whoa!

# Whoa!
Whoa!

# Whoa!
Whoa!

# Whoa-whoa

# Oh, no

# Hey. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING