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(gentle upbeat music)

- It hasn't hit me.

That.

Has it hit you?

- I bought the taqueria.

I on-sold it to a contact I have in Hong Kong.

I wanna split it with you.

- I don't want you dirty money.

- I don't want to go to Amsterdam without Darcy.

- We pretend that we're going on holiday.

We get drunk and stoned, it'll be just like Amsterdam.

- What are you

wearing?

- It's really nice to meet, Brody.

So, how long are you staying?

- How long's he staying?

- The hospital administrator has

requested permission to use your image

as the face of the hospital.

We have a sizable problem.

A patient has gone public with a video,

supposedly containing damning evidence

of staff negligence here at St. Francis.

- [Announcer] Is this Australia's worst hospital?

Disturbing footage of a midwife,

apparently handling. - [Nina] Hi.

- No Nins.

- [Announcer] At Saint Francis Hospital.

- You're on telly, get in here.

- [Announcer] After being posted online.

The incident being dubbed baby ball

has drawn thousands of comments,

many understandably calling into question

the professionalism of the staff.

(light music)

Coming up, the suburban granny barking like a dog.

- It's a really nice photo.

You look 30, 35 tops.

- My face was just on the news.

- It's not the news,

but they were advertising shake weights a minute ago.

You'll be fine, Nins.

You weren't the one hand balling a baby.

- [Nina] It's not a baby, it's a doll.

(dog barking)

♪ Oh wa ♪

♪ Oh wa ♪

♪ Oh wa ♪

♪ Won't you sink in your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh oh bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh wa ♪

♪ Oh wa ♪

♪ Oh won't you stay ♪

- Good morning.

- [Martin] Thank you for coming in early.

- Of course.

- Yes, he should be here any minute.

- What do they call him again?

- The Crisis and Culture manager.

- What does that mean?

- I have no idea.

Just in case if you're wondering

what I'm wearing under this.

- I'm not.

- It's a post-surgery compression vest,

but it is purely a cosmetic choice.

- Good. - Oh yes, good.

Well, we should sit.

No stand, stand.

It's more professional.

More formal.

Yes, don't you think?

Good, good.

No, let's sit.

Let's sit.

It's more us.

It's more us.

There he is.

Harry Crewe, I presume.

Dr. Martin Clegg PhD.

My colleague Dr. Nina Proudman.

- [Nina] Oh. - Yes,

I've seen Dr. Proudman on the news.

- Oh, no, that's wasn't the news.

- Well, actually I'll need access to

your desk if you don't mind?

- [Martin] Yes, of course.

I'll take a seat over there.

- Forgive me if I seen abrupt.

It's just situations like this can snowball within hours.

So our response time is absolutely critical.

I do want you to rest assured,

I am here to help.

Now, have there been any concerns

about the midwife in question before?

- None whatsoever.

- It's a very unfortunate and isolated incident.

- Well, obviously the public's perception of St. Francis

is as important as the level of care patients receive.

- Well, nothing's as important as the level

of care our patients receive.

- As a doctor you should feel that way, that's your job.

- [Nina] The question is, what's your job?

- My job is to manage crisis.

Address negative work culture,

and maintain public confidence,

so you still have a job to go to.

Your culture is your brand.

And right now your brand is

unprofessional and irresponsible.

- With all due respect,

you do realize that, that isn't a real baby?

- I don't need your respect Dr. Proudman.

Your patients and the public do.

- [Nina] Handsome but annoying.

- Look, I understand it's intrusive,

having a stranger come in and assess you,

but we are on the same side.

We do need to work together.

- Well, we will be putty in your hands.

- Okay, well, the first step will be to issue a statement

to the media as soon as possible.

- I have taken the liberty, of course,

of jotting down a few notes for just such a-

- Actually, Dr. Proudman will represent

the hospital on this occasion.

- [Martin] Why? - What?

- Well, you're already a part of the marketing campaign.

Research indicates an apology from a woman

resonates more effectively,

particularly regarding women's issues.

- [Martin] I see.

- Isn't that sexist?

- No, it's just a fact.

Now you'll only be required

to answer pre-approved questions.

I'm gonna give you some techniques

to help you connect with the audience.

- What audience?

- Well, we've arranged for you

to appear on The Project.

- What project?

- [Harry] Live.

- What? - Tonight.

(feet pattering briskley)

- [Mick] Where you going?

- I've arranged a few tokens of my appreciation for myself,

in preparation for my birthday.

- What about Zoe?

- [Billie] I'm dropping her at Jimmy's on the way.

- How old are you turning?

- 40.

(Brody gasps)

There's no need to threaten our guest Michael, I'm fine.

- I didn't think you were that old.

- Well, for me, it's not how old you are.

It's how old you are.

The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.

- So are you gonna have a massive party?

- No, no, we're just having a quiet romantic dinner.

(Billie clicking)

- Why are you winking at me?

(Billie clicking)

No, I'm not understanding the wink.

Or the smile.

Billie, you specifically said

you didn't want a party this year.

- Come monkey bum.

Let's go see Patty and Alfie.

- [Mick] I really thought you meant it.

(toddler giggling)

- [Billie] Love you.

- But there is no party.

- I'm not gonna tell her.

(Mick sighs)

So what are you getting her?

- A song,

I haven't written yet.

- How do you write a song anyway?

- You just

do it.

(doorbell rings)

- Hey mate, that's Zoe and Auntie Billie.

Yeah.

Boo.

(Will chuckles)

- Boo to you too.

Look,

I just want to apologize for the other night.

I really thought I was doing the right thing,

but clearly I was wrong.

And I'm sorry.

I also wanted to drop off a few things

I thought you might like.

- Is this some sort of final act for you?

Probing my head on a spike

as a show of strength or something?

- What?

No, no, I thought you just might want the sign.

- If I wanted the sign, I would've taken it.

What's in the boxes?

- It's, well, it's a bit weird

after your reaction to the sign but,

leftover food,

beans, tomatoes,

mostly tinned goods.

I thought-

- You thought dropping off the final

remnants of my failure, aka your success

was gonna achieve what exactly?

- It's just a peace offering, mate.

(door bangs shut)

(bottles clinking)

(door bangs shut)

- You're bigger than that.

- No, I'm not.

- I love you.

I love you.

(Zara exhales)

Abbie's on a poo.

(soft music)

- [Jimmy] Where's daddy's kiss?

- How are we going in here?

- I'm still pretty comfortable.

- [Ian] I could use another pillow.

(everyone chuckles)

- Ian and Spencer, this is Kim, one of our midwives.

- How you going?

- [Ian] Hey.

- Spencer's having a cesarean

with us tomorrow. - Excellent.

- Did we see you on the TV this morning?

- Oh, possibly.

- I thought it was you.

My mom, she saw it on the news

and she was straight on the phone.

She actually wanted us to change hospitals.

- She thought it was a real baby.

- [Spencer] So did I when I first saw it.

- Definitely not a real baby.

- No, no, no, no of course, we know that.

- [Ian] No, I mean, we wouldn't be here

if we thought that. - [Spencer] No.

- It's great actually.

That they're letting you see patients and everything.

(folder rustles)

- Oh, you have a textbook, perfect presentation.

So just relax, get as much rest as you can

and we'll see you tomorrow.

You cannot let this fake you.

- It's too late.

- Kim.

You don't have to question yourself.

You're an excellent midwife.

You just happened to go viral.

Could have happened to any of us.

- Doesn't matter what I think.

If Dirty Harry tells the board I'm an incompetent idiot.

I'm an incompetent idiot.

- You're no more incompetent than I am.

- And you are incompetent too, if he says you are.

- Well, there's difference between incompetence and idiocy

and we're all idiots.

- Yeah.

(melancholic music)

- [Nina] And we're right behind you.

Just be upfront.

You're terrified and you can't do it.

He can't make you do it.

You're a doctor, not a spokesperson.

- Is now a good time?

- Absolutely.

- Okay, great.

I just wanted to say,

I understand you were quite uncomfortable earlier.

- What?

No, I wasn't.

- Look, when I said you'd be speaking

on behalf of the hospital, I thought I saw some concern.

- Not at all.

Looking forward to it.

- Great.

Well, the most important thing is just to stay on message.

Just keep coming back to your keywords.

Sincerely apologize.

Isolated incident, utmost respect.

Out of context. - Out of context.

I think I've got it.

- Well, I'll leave you to it.

Okay.

(gentle playful music)

- I thought it was a great idea

for the first 24 hours.

I imagined us as a sort of indoor Thelma and Louise.

- [Speaker] Which one are you?

- Louise.

No, Thelma.

Oh whichever one had the thing with Brad Pitt.

- [Spencer] Obviously.

- It was glorious for the first day and a half,

but now I feel trapped

and I can't leave without being spotted.

And I know I shouldn't mention the thing

between you and Marjorie, but she is getting a bit clingy.

- [Spencer] She's definitely got boundary issues.

- I've cornered myself into a hostage situation

and I've never been more bored in my life.

Aside from our chats of course.

- [Speaker] I'm delighted to be of service.

- Oh.

So what have you got for me today?

- [Speaker] Oh, I've paired a basic white shirt

with a Y-front and mocha loafer.

- Oh, understated, I like that.

Well, I'm wearing a floor length silk number

with a lacey detail around the decolletage.

- [Announcer] That in the day's top, new stories,

this is The Project.

- [Nina] Stressful situation.

Accept it.

- [Speaker] Is that better?

Oh,

thank you.

- [Nina] I'm not in physical danger

and I am not going to panic.

- [Speaker] That's great.

You can close again if you like.

- [Nina] One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

- [Harry] Not sleeping, is she?

- [Nina] No, I was told that I could keep my eyes closed.

- That's 15 minutes.

Look, I know you're all over everything.

I just had one suggestion,

entirely up to you.

If you're open with a, thanks for having me.

It just sort of sets the tone.

It's a tiny thing.

- Yeah.

- All good?

(phone ringing)

- Excuse me. - [Harry] Yeah.

- Hi.

- Nins where are you?

- Doing an interview at The Project.

(Billie laughing)

- No, seriously.

- Please don't watch it.

(phone line beeping)

- Nina is gonna be on television.

- What?

Who you calling?

- Everyone.

- Thanks so much for coming in at such short notice.

- [Nina] Oh, not at all.

Out of context.

Apology,

isolated.

You're gonna be fine.

- [Speaker] Here, can I help you?

All right, here we go guys.

In three, two.

- Now a midwife at St. Francis Hospital was caught on camera

hand balling a baby this week.

It turns out it was a prop baby.

Here joining us tonight

is the face of St. Francis. Dr. Nina Proudman.

Dr. Proudman. - [Speaker] There she is.

- Thank you so much for

being here tonight. - Nina.

- Thank you for having me. - Yes.

- Now I know when I had my babies,

it's a particularly vulnerable time.

And one of the things I found most reassuring

was the support of the midwives.

- They are the backbone of any obstetrics department Carrie.

- Suck on that Australia.

- This is just a very unfortunate.

- It's very true.

- [Nina] Isolated incident.

- But if it was an isolated incident,

how do you respond to this?

- Certainly.

- [Carrie] Well hold on.

We've got another clip here.

- That is all about context.

- But in what context is a staff member running from not one

but three staff members, like clearly terrified?

- Well, that's a perfectly understandable

interpretation of the footage, Carrie.

But what we're seeing here is really,

just a harmless game of kiss chasey.

- [Carrie] Oh.

- That's Elvis's out in front.

He loves it.

Doesn't everyone?

- But it doesn't look like fun.

It looks like repeated sexual harassment.

- He's faster than he looks and no one's caught him yet.

So...

- [Carrie] Okay, well I think we're gonna have to

leave it there.

- [Nina] Oh God.

God, maybe it wasn't that bad?

It was that bad.

You made the situation worse on national television.

No, no.

He's here, he's gonna have a strategy for dealing with this.

That's his job.

He's gonna fix it.

Don't catastrophize.

It's not helpful.

- So, we'll need to meet first thing in the morning.

Talk through how to try to stem the bleeding on this.

- You know that the catastrophizing isn't helpful.

There was no bleeding.

It was a game of kiss chasey.

(phone vibrating)

(playful music)

- Your elocution was immaculate.

- Thank you.

- And your hair looked really shiny

and you got a few good shots in before you went to ground.

(wine gurgling)

I've taped it if you wanna go through it together.

- I don't.

- I already know what the problem is.

It's just, you went on for too long.

You babbled.

- Did I?

It's not a criticism.

Don't get defensive.

I'm just suggesting that next time you find yourself

in front of a microphone,

I love you.

I trust you.

I'm just saying keep it tight.

- What are you talking about?

- Not now.

No, you need your rest.

You look like you've been hit by a bus.

Good night.

- [Mick] How was she?

- Just a bit confused.

Bit in denial.

I don't think she's ready to talk.

Please don't forget to invite Will.

- Billie.

Billie.

- Yes, what?

- I have so little time with you before I go away.

I don't wanna share with anyone.

I swear to you, there is no surprise party.

We're going out for a nice romantic dinner at Markov.

Just the two of us.

Okay?

Just want you all to myself.

- Oh Mick.

Whatever you decide to do for my birthday,

I'm gonna love.

(gentle playful music)

- Good morning, Nina.

- Nin, like your hair like that.

- Do you want some donuts?

- Please, don't be nice to me.

It's disconcerting and uncomfortable.

- We just thought that with all the online stuff,

you might need a little bit of cheering up, that's all.

- What online stuff?

- Just the usual smart arses,

having a go, saying smart-arsey things.

- Like what?

- There are some choking references.

- Yeah, couple of John McCain blinking comparisons.

- I went to shit in front of the camera

because I was ambushed by the kiss chasey footage.

Elvis, sorry.

(gentle music)

- How's Zara handling doctor school?

- She's tired.

I'm tired.

You know how it is.

Well you're outside the line again, mate.

Just work it back in.

We're arguing a lot,

about everything.

We even argue about how to argue, where to argue.

- Yeah.

It's pretty standard.

- Is it?

Billie's onto the party and I've gotta say kudos,

doing it all solo.

Not even telling the rest of us.

It is a bit risky leaving it

with a late notice and everything but-

- I'm done nothing.

I haven't told anyone.

There's nothing to tell.

It's all in Billie's head.

- Well, she's written a speech.

- I feel like I've been preparing for this since my 30th.

And I refuse to be one of those women

that give into society's expectations.

(gentle music)

The whole beauty industry is just another

form of oppression.

And that the constant push to value women

based solely on their physical appearance

is just ridiculous.

You know, the truth is aging is a privilege.

It's beautiful and it's offensive

that women are made to feel invisible,

just because we're getting a bit older.

Yeah, I'm turning 40.

Yeah, so what?

Big deal.

I'm a worthwhile human being.

I'm still beautiful.

- [Beautician] You're nearly dry.

(gentle music)

♪ And even if you atrophy down there ♪

♪ Know that I don't care ♪

- What?

What, you don't like the word atrophy?

- I think I'm gonna throw up.

- Oh, it's not that bad.

You know, Brody, I don't think you appreciate

how personal this process is.

(Brody heaves)

Shit, shit,

shit, shit.

Hey, I'm really sorry.

I thought you were just mucking around.

(toilet flushing)

(door rattling open)

Are you okay?

- I'm pregnant.

It only feels real when I throw up.

And the rest of the time I feel normal.

You're the first person I've told.

- So you haven't told your mother?

- [Brody] No point.

- What about the father, you gonna tell him?

- I've tried.

I've called him heaps of times, but he doesn't pick up.

He gets really busy.

- What's his number?

- [Brody] Why?

- Oh, 'cause I wanna ask him on a date.

Just gimme his number.

Okay.

Nine, six, seven,

all right.

Here.

Yeah, hi is this Jason Smith?

- [Jason] Yeah, who's this?

- Oh yeah, you don't know me.

My name's Mick.

I'm a friend of Brody Jordan's.

Yeah, she just wants to talk to you.

- [Jason] I got with her one night,

because I felt sorry for her.

I've been trying to get rid of her ever since.

- Yeah, okay, sure.

Yeah, sure.

All right, I will pass that on.

- What did he say?

(Mick sighing)

- Jason is a total dip shit.

You know, he might change,

dip shits sometimes evolve,

but right now he's not gonna be there for you.

And that sucks so hard.

But it's just,

it's the way he is.

It's not your fault.

(Brody sobbing)

- I mean, I didn't really expect him to be around

and I know it's my problem.

(Brody continues to sob)

I just dunno if I can handle it,

but I dunno if I can handle not handling it either.

- Why don't you talk to Billie?

No?

Well, Nina, I mean, she's an obstetrician.

- Telling people makes it real.

Please don't tell anyone.

- Okay,

okay I won't.

I won't tell anyone.

Hey, but you have to promise me,

you'll tell Billie, or Nina before I leave, okay?

Because you can't go through this on your own.

You don't have to.

(Harry sighing)

- Look, as I'm sure you're all aware,

a second wave of unfortunate footage has become public

and consequently concerns about staff behavior

and professionalism have been raised.

If those questions are not addressed,

the public will lose confidence

and you will become a magnet for disgruntled patients.

It doesn't matter how well-intentioned you were, or are.

The only thing that matters right now is public perception.

- What about reality?

- Apparently no one cares.

- I know some of you are unaware

that the hospital surveillance cameras are operational.

This will remain an internal concern.

I'm currently reviewing the footage.

I'd like to offer you all the opportunity

to come and speak with me if you have any concerns.

The first thing I'm gonna ask you all to do,

is a basic assessment,

of yourselves and of each other.

No one will be privy to your responses but me.

There are no wrong answers.

Just be as honest as you can

and get them back to me as soon as you can.

Thank you.

(papers rustling)

- Is that calmative starting to take effect?

- Not really.

- It will.

I think we're about ready to go.

See you in there.

(soft music)

(heart monitor beeping)

(baby crying)

- [Nina] There's the head.

(baby continues to cry)

Here she is.

She's got a good set of lungs on her.

- [Ian] She's beautiful.

- [Nina] She is.

(heart monitor continues to beat)

- [Nina] All right, let's get this placenta out, quickly.

(heart monitor beeps)

- Hey, Spence, you okay?

- [Nina] Can't get it.

Kim, we need some help in here.

- [Ian] Spence, can you hear me?

- [Kim] At our closed blue theater number three.

- [Ian] She's passing out, what's happening?

Is she breathing?

- [Nina] Yeah, she's absolutely breathing.

We need a syntocinon infusion in here

and some ergometrine.

- [Speaker] Good point.

(Nina groaning)

(heart monitor continues to beep)

She's still breathing.

She's lost consciousness and she's hemorrhaging.

Now if you wanna stay in the room, I need you to step back

and stay calm and quiet.

Can you do that for me, Ian?

- [Ian] Yes.

- [Nina] Step back.

- [Speaker] Heart rate 58 beats per minute.

55,

53,

47.

- [Nina] She's gonna crash.

- [Speaker] 35.

- [Nina] One milligram adrenaline,

0.5 milligrams Atropine.

(heart monitor beeping rapidly)

Let's get some oxygen.

(heart monitor beeps continuously)

(dramatic music)

- [Speaker] 39, 30.

Come on Spencer.

(heart monitor beeping)

- [Speaker] One.

Heart rate 80 beats per minute.

- [Nina] Okay.

She's okay.

She's breathing.

(heart monitor beeping)

She's gonna be fine.

(Nina sighing)

(phone ringing)

- Hi, Billie.

- [Billie] Nins.

I know you've sworn to secrecy,

but tell me where we're going tonight.

- [Nina] I don't know, ask Mick.

- Okay, I respect you for adhering to the code,

but I can't figure out what to wear.

What are you are you wearing?

- I'm wearing scrubs.

- What are you are you changing into?

- Billie, I'm sorry.

I'm so tired and...

- Where's my surprise party?

- [Nina] Party?

I thought was taking you for dinner.

(gentle music)

- I have no clean pants

and I need to leave the house.

- It comes in quicker than I can get it out.

It is physically impossible.

- Well, if you wanna get on top of it,

then it needs to be on.

If you are awake, the washing machine needs to be on.

It's Mick.

(phone ringing)

- Hey.

- Oh, hi, yeah we've got a situation here.

I need your help.

- What do you need?

- You were right about Billie.

She out bluffed me.

She still thinks there's the party.

- I told you.

- Well, please,

help me.

- Okay, let's do it.

- No, you're unavailable.

I need pants.

(door knocking)

- [Harry] Is that one of my questionnaires?

- No, it's a medical report.

- Right, well that is disappointing.

Oh, I'm sorry,

I don't really appreciate you rolling your eyes at me.

These forms take 10 minutes to complete.

And frankly, it's very worrying

that no one has bothered to return them.

- [Nina] Just suck it up.

He's a suit without a clue.

Just nod.

- You know, clearly you think I'm a suit without a clue.

These forms have to take priority.

- Well, they don't

and I'm not gonna apologize for that.

And I know if you don't get your forms,

you can't do your job.

But if we can't do our jobs, people actually die.

So how about you let us do our jobs

and you'll get your forms tomorrow?

(gentle upbeat music)

♪ I don't need faith ♪

- [Speaker] Good evening.

- Hi. - [Billie] Hi.

- I've got a reservation under the name Holland.

- Party of two.

Absolutely.

Follow me.

I'll take that.

Lovely dress.

- Oh, thank you.

- [Mick] Isn't it?

- [Speaker] Happy birthday.

- That's nice.

This is great.

♪ I won't get up ♪

♪ Nothing you can say ♪

- I really thought you were gonna deliver.

I thought we were communicating.

I thought your lying was next level.

I was really excited.

But you know what?

This is perfect.

I'm 40.

It's too late for parties.

You know, why draw attention to the fact that

I'm getting older than, you know what?

It should be just us.

- [Mick] Yeah, sure.

- I'm gonna miss you so much.

I love you so much.

- Please forgive me.

I'm so sorry.

But we've seated you at the wrong table.

We seem to have confused your booking

with a customer in a wheelchair.

So, he can't access the bathroom.

- We should go to the back.

- Oh, you want to go, yes okay.

Sure, sure.

Yeah, okay. - [Mick] We'll go in the back.

- [Billie] Oh thank you.

- So sorry.

- [Billie] No, no, no.

- [Mick] Right, sorry about that.

- Surprise.

- Mom.

- [Mick] Oh, let's just get our table.

- Mom. - [Mick] I don't think it is.

- [Billie] But I...

- [Mick] One second.

- [Group] Surprise.

(guests clapping)

- You really screwed with my mind.

(Mick laughing)

I'm so proud of you.

- Lots of people.

- Surprise.

I'm back.

- [Billie] What are you doing here?

- Oh, I came back early.

I couldn't miss my girl's big day.

- Oh my God.

How long have you been planning this?

- You will never know.

- I totally underestimated you.

- [Zara] Hey.

- [Billie] Thank you.

- Ricky's back.

(people talking indistinctly)

- Happy birthday.

(Jimmy laughing)

- [Jimmy] Happy birthday.

- Oh, that is exquisite.

- [Jimmy] It's upside down.

- [Billie] Oh, now I love it even more.

- There's actually a whole series.

- Well, I think there's only one of these, but..

(Billie gasping)

- What have you done?

This is the best present I've been given in my life ever.

- [Zara] Give us a smell.

- You can't buy Billie's affection.

- Yes, he can, he just did.

I love you.

- [Will] Love you too.

Happy birthday.

- Mother.

- Hello son.

- So you must have just touched down

and got straight back on the plane again.

- I've never been so jet-lagged.

(Jimmy laughing)

- And how was it?

- Absolutely

delightful.

- How long were you actually there for?

- Not long enough.

- Did you make it to the festival at Bon (indistinct)?

- Oh, no time.

Do we go to the bar, or do they come around?

(speaking in a foreign language)

- Why are you asking me all these questions,

when you should be getting me a drink?

- Jimmy knew you were in Melbourne.

- What?

- You had your phone locations on.

- Well.

You might have had the decency to call me.

- He just wanted to see how far you'd go.

And he's not disappointed.

- It would've been nice if it had played out organic.

- [Nina] Shit day.

Crisis and crisis management.

Put them aside.

This is what's important.

(gentle music)

(people chattering indistinctly)

(gentle music continues)

- [Speaker] Thanks my darling.

(toddler speaking indistinctly)

♪ Settle down settle right ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Life's like climbing to the top of a mountain ♪

♪ 40 short years she's walking who's counting ♪

♪ Billie Proudman take a look around you ♪

♪ Sometimes the path was rough ♪

♪ And you were wandering blind ♪

♪ But tonight's the night we remind you ♪

♪ Everyone here feels lucky to have found you ♪

♪ So climb Billie climb ♪

♪ What a lovely view you've got ♪

♪ Such a lovely view ♪

♪ Take your time Billie time ♪

♪ Don't you know you're just warming up ♪

♪ Happy birthday to our beautiful explorer ♪

♪ With love in her corner ♪

♪ She's the light in our lives ♪

♪ She's the wine in our cup ♪

♪ Open your eyes Billie eyes ♪

♪ And look at all the love you've got ♪

♪ Look at all the love you've got ♪

- Sing it with me guys.

♪ Look at all the love you've got ♪

You too Clegg.

♪ Look at all the love you've got ♪

Bring it home.

♪ Look at all the love you've got ♪

(everyone cheering)

- I just wanna say a few brief words

about my sister.

(Nina chuckling)

Billie, you are the most original,

courageous,

belligerent person,

that I've ever had the privilege to love.

You do scare me more than anyone alive.

And you inspire me every day.

You never fail to surprise me.

I love you,

like no one else.

Happy birthday.

- [Speaker 1] Happy birthday.

(guests clapping)

- [Speaker 2] Yeah, happy birthday.

(Mick cheering)

- Love you.

- [Mick] Go Billie.

(cheering indistinctly)

- [Speaker] Go Billie.

- Wow.

(Billie laughing)

Oh, look at all of you.

It's such a beautiful turn out

and I can't tell you what it means

just to look out at you all.

All my important people.

Well, not all of them.

This would be the first proper family do,

we've had since dad died.

Oh, I'm all right.

But he was certainly the life of the party, wasn't he?

He had a way with the ladies.

(Billie laughing)

And welcome Will.

(everyone laughing)

You're so lovely, you are

and I'm so glad you're here.

And you're so handsome.

Isn't he handsome?

You are, you know you are.

You look like dad.

(melancholic music)

Sorry, it's not your fault, it's just

(melancholic music continues)

you remind me that he's not here.

(Billie sobbing)

(Billie sighing)

I don't want to go back in Nin.

- No one expects you to.

- God, I feel like such a baby.

God I'm 40 years old.

I'm blubbing like a fucking baby.

- No one cares.

(Billie continues sobbing)

- God, I knew he was gone

before I went up to the microphone.

He's been gone for months.

Why'd I have to choose now to feel it?

What the fuck is wrong with me?

- You miss him.

(Billie sobbing)

- Remember that time he went to Queensland

and I got really burned on the first day.

And I had to wear one of his

T-shirts for the rest of the trip?

(Billie and Nina laughing)

- God, that was funny.

You couldn't even go outside.

(Billie and Nina continue laughing)

It was in Sydney.

- Oh God I miss this.

That was child abuse, and it was Queensland.

Why are you crying?

It's my turn.

Not your turn.

I'm crying now.

- Can't I cry too?

- Shocking for guys when you cry and it's my night.

I don't wanna watch you ugly cry.

- I'm not the one who gets frog eyes.

- [Billie] Yes you are.

- Not like you. - You know it's you.

(gentle music)

(bottles clinking)

♪ Not everybody comes on time ♪

- [Zara] Hi.

- Hi.

♪ You love so strong it feels so good ♪

♪ Just say ♪

♪ Just say you'll come ♪

♪ Just say ♪

♪ Just say you'll come ♪

- You feel so small.

- Do you like the way it feels?

- I'm not sure.

What's causing it?

- Post-surgery compression vest.

The sands from surgery.

- Okay.

Do you,

like the way it feels?

- Well, initially yes.

It's been cutting me in half all night.

- Then why are you wearing it?

- I don't know.

♪ Just say ♪

♪ Just say you'll come ♪

- I know things have been rough for us lately

and I miss you.

- I miss you so much.

(gentle music)

- I don't understand it.

When making love to you has always been out of this world,

off the charts, every single time.

And I was scared,

if we'd settled in together, we'd ruin it.

Kill the magic.

Now the sex is dead.

I'm not scared anymore.

(gentle music continues)

So,

Martin Gordon Stuart Clegg.

- Yes?

- Will you marry me?

♪ The song will smile on love so true ♪

- I've got frog eyes.

I had a sexa-thon planned,

my Suzi Quatro gear ready, my cheeky panda

and you're gonna have to do all the work.

(Mick sighing)

- I don't think I should leave.

- You have to.

It's only six months.

- Yeah, but there's so much going on with you.

I don't wanna leave you alone.

- I'll be okay.

And I'm never alone.

I've got Nins

and Zoe.

(Billie sniveling)

(phone buzzing)

- [Nina] Harry?

Calling after hours,

calling me.

An apology maybe. - Nina, it's Harry Crewe.

I'm sorry to call so late.

But there's been a development,

a man has come forward claiming

that he and his wife were sent home

with the wrong baby a year and a half ago.

I've scheduled a meeting with you and Martin.

This is very bad for St. Francis.

I'll see you first thing tomorrow.

(gentle music)

(gentle upbeat music)

(gentle upbeat music continues)

(gentle upbeat music continues)