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(elevator pings)

(slow dramatic music)

- Hello, Leo. - Oh, Nina, howdy.

- (chuckles) How's your afternoon?

- Good. Great, great.

How's yours? - Great.

Yeah, mine's great, too.

- Yep. - You going this way?

- Sure am.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Um. - What?

- Nothing.

- And, that's it, you're off the clock.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Hey. - Hey!

Hello. - Hello!

- Want some?

- No thanks, I've got two hours left.

Leo? - No.

No, not for me either, thanks.

(Nina chuckles)

- Could I have. Is this for me?

- Is it? - Yeah, yep.

- Hey.

Oh, I'm going this way, too. - Oh, great.

- Yep.

(Nina chuckles)

Ha! Nina, hi.

(Nina chuckles) Sorry.

(exhales) Ah, I've been meaning to say to you,

just because of how we are and have been, um.

(phone ringing)

Is that you? - What?

- Is that your phone ringing?

- Oh, yeah. - You get that.

- No, it's just my dad.

I'll call him back. - No, you,

you should talk to your dad.

- No, I'll call him back. - Okay.

- Was there something you?

- Yes.

There is, uh, a possibility

that I'm going out with someone.

Seeing someone.

- He's waiting for a response.

Respond. Respond now.

Great!

- It's, it's not very convincing.

- Oh, no you, I'm so happy for you, Leo.

You don't have to get my approval. Oh!

I just want you to be happy in your life, Leo.

Bravo!

(paper rustling) (Nina sighs)

- I'll just go now. - Okay.

(phone ringing)

Great response, Nina.

Seeing someone. Huh!

Leo's seeing someone.

He's moved on, which is good.

Cherie? (gasps) What happened?

- I just got a call.

It's Darcy.

He's had a heart attack.

- Oh, no! Oh, no!

- And he's dead.

♪ Ooh why, ooh why, ooh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

(crowd chattering)

(solemn music)

(Nina sighs)

- [Nina] Billie!

- Hi.

- Hi.

(solemn music)

- Mick and I have been researching

and the internet says

that the way we manage the next few days

could affect relationships for years to come.

- What?

- I'm reestablishing a profound connection with you.

- You're staring at me.

- Let me reconnect with you.

- I'm driving! - Don't sabotage it.

(Billie exhaling sharply)

(Nina inhaling and exhaling sharply)

(solemn music)

(Zoe chatters)

Oh. Oh, Zoe!

Oh, you've grown up so much.

Oh, oh, darling, I've missed you.

- [Nina] Zoe! Zoe!

- Mummy! - Hello, darling.

- [Zoe] I can bring-

- I can't begin to imagine the pain you're in.

- Hey, Billie.

- Oh!

Cherie.

(Billie inhales and exhales sharply)

You might not wanna talk yet,

but when you do, I wanna listen.

- Have you been on the internet?

- Yes. Thanks for noticing.

So, please, Dad. I'm confused.

What happened?

- Well, Cherie took the call from the cruise company.

- What was Dad doing on a cruise?

- Oh, they offered him free trips

'cause he's good with the ladies.

- Dad was a gigolo.

- So where's Dad now? I mean.

- The ship's docked in New Caledonia

and they're, they're flying Dad home from there.

- In the cargo hold of a plane?

- Yeah.

(soft solemn music)

- All right then.

I have been online.

Please be seated.

I have been thinking about what Dad would have wanted.

- Wouldn't you normally consult a will

to find out what someone wants?

- I found a will.

Well, not so much a will.

I dug around in the shed.

It's from 1976, which is a while ago now.

- This will's made out in the name of Peter Proudman.

- It's time I told you something about your father.

- What, his name was Peter?

- Yes.

- Darcy was his middle name?

- You know, I've seen his name on contracts.

Darcy Proudman? Peter?

- Oh, he thought Peter Proudman picked a peck of pickled.

Whatever. - "No one is to wear black.

It must be a celebration of being alive, not a dirge."

That the celebration of his life

is to be in the Edinburgh Gardens

and he wanted to be buried there.

- No, no, no.

That's outdoors. It's ridiculous.

And impossible. You can't be buried there.

- Well, the, the rest of this is all about music.

There's a list of songs.

- Well, that was what was important to him.

- And there's something here about you singing a song?

- Yes, that's true. We had a deal.

Whoever dies first, the other one

has to sing "Wild Thing" at their funeral.

- Oh.

- I always thought it would be him singing at my funeral.

I'm not doing it.

I can't. I won't.

I have to. I will.

- That was quite a journey.

- There's nothing here about the distribution of assets.

- It was 1976. We didn't have anything.

- Well, except a daughter.

Hello, over here.

- We weren't about possessions.

I was his wife.

If he died, I got everything.

- Yeah, but Mum, a lot's happened since 1976.

I- I don't think we can count this as a will.

- [Billie] We're all adults.

I mean, the important thing is looking after Ray.

- Excuse me.

(footsteps tapping)

(water sloshing)

(sighs) I've been trying to.

I don't know how I'm gonna protect him from this.

(Nina exhales sharply)

Oh, um, there's something.

I was looking through some of Darcy's things

and I, and I found on his desk a business card.

I don't think it's from long ago.

It was right there on top of a pile of papers.

Darcy was seeing an estate lawyer.

If, if that helps?

- It's, it's somewhere to start.

(birds chirping)

(traffic whooshing)

(somber music)

(both laughing)

Night night, darling.

Sweet dreams.

(footsteps tapping)

- Hi, my beautiful boy.

That's a good boy. Very good.

Goodnight, Alfie.

(somber music)

I have a confession.

- Is this a standing up confession?

- Yeah. - Oh.

- Five weeks ago I needed an extension for an essay

and I told them that my father-in-law had died.

I'm saying, I already used Darcy's death as an excuse

and I can't use it again.

It's pathetic.

(Jimmy laughs)

(chuckles) You're not angry?

- No, it's hilarious, don't you think?

Dad would have loved that.

- I- I'm a terrible person.

- No, you're not. Come here.

(both sigh) Oh!

(solemn music)

- Oh! This, this place!

God, it's even more amazing, um, in person than on Skype.

It's just.

- What's that? - No, it's nothing.

No, Neens, no, don't, Neens.

- (scoffs) What is it? - No, no, don't, don't!

No, no, no!

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, Neens.

Neens, it's a wish jar, okay?

Just don't laugh.

It's, it's stupid.

It's this stupid thing I've been doing, but I've.

(sighs) It's just putting something out there

into the universe, not that I believe in anything, it's.

Just don't laugh.

- What are you wishing for?

- Well, world peace.

Um, a house in Tuscany.

Everyone living next door to me, kinda thing.

Thank you for having me to stay.

- Oh, you don't have to thank me.

This is your home.

- It hasn't hit me. Dad.

Has it hit you?

(somber music)

Just, I keep thinking if I could just have a moment

where it hits.

But it doesn't.

(elevator pings)

- [Nina] I just wanna keep working,

get through the day without a million questions about Dad.

Ah, hello, who?

- [Kim] What are you doing here?

- Ah, I'm glad to be busy.

I want to be working.

Excuse me.

(printer whirring)

- I'm so sorry about your father, Nina.

I heard.

- Thanks, Lawrence. (sighs)

Your blood pressure's a little higher than I'd like.

There's no protein in the urine,

so you're not in pre-eclampsia.

- But the condition could advance.

- It could,

so we're monitoring and we're prepared.

- I really want a natural birth.

- Yeah. - If it's possible.

- I know. (Maddy sighs)

With gestational hypertension, we do have to be vigilant,

but at this stage things are looking okay,

so we'll see how we go.

- And you'll be here? I really want you here.

Your voice.

- Oh. (chuckles) My voice.

Just a little push now. (ethereal music)

If it's important.

Of course. - Thank you.

- [Lawrence] Thank you, Nina.

- Okay. Stay calm.

I'm gonna see you soon, very soon.

- See ya. - Thank you, Nina.

- [Lawrence] Actually, I'm just gonna

have a quick chat to Nina.

- [Maddy] Okay.

- Nina?

Nina. - Yeah?

- If you need anything.

- Oh, let's just get you and Maddy a healthy baby.

- (sighs) Thank you.

Uh, I'm trying to hide it, but I'm as anxious as she is.

- It's natural to be worried for her.

- Yeah. It means a lot that you've agreed to be with us.

- I will be.

- And if you could please pass on my condolences to Billie.

- Of course.

- And you're supported?

The loss of a parent is one of the hardest things.

- Yeah, I'm supported. Thanks.

- [Lawrence] Okay.

(melancholic music)

(somber music)

- [Nina] Dad, what would you say if you were here?

What would you have said if I'd answered your call?

- How're you holding up?

- Fine, thanks.

- Sure it's a good idea that you're at work?

- Yep, I'm sure.

And in light of everything,

you don't really have a say in that.

- In light of everything?

- Just leave it.

- In light of what?

- I'm here at work. It's my decision.

Um, am I allowed to make my own decisions?

- Okay.

I'm just checking.

Are you angry with me?

- Yeah, I am.

I missed a call from my father right before he died.

- And that's my fault, because?

- You were telling me about your girlfriend

and I missed the call,

I didn't answer the phone.

My, my father was dying and I was listening to you

tell me about your new girlfriend.

- That's. Okay, that's, okay.

You're. No, okay.

- [Nina] Great work, Nina. Really great.

- [Billie] What did Cherie say this lawyer's name was?

- [Nina] Will Bowen.

- [Billie] I didn't know Dad was seeing an estate lawyer.

- Hi, I'm Nina Proudman and we're here to see Will Bowen.

- [Will] Yes, yes, you're mine!

Um, hello, Will.

- Nina.

- Hello. Um, hi. - This is my sister.

- Billie is my name.

- Billie, yes. - Come through.

(Billie imitates growling) - Stop it.

(Billie sighs)

- Um, so, Darcy, your father, came to see me.

He was interested in drawing up a will,

but we didn't get as far as drafting it.

I made notes.

The one thing he was clear about

was that you, Nina, were to be his executor.

- Are you sure?

- Ah, uh, yes.

Um, here are the notes.

Ah, Nina exec.

- You sure though?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- Uh, are there details for burial?

- No, no, not as such.

We didn't get that far, as I said.

Just the notes.

- Yeah, "Nina exec.

Watch, guitar, house, J."

W- w- what does it mean?

- W- w- why, why did Dad pick Nina?

As executor. Why, why her?

- Probably just 'cause I was here.

- I'm here. - Well, you've been in the UK.

- I know you're the organized one,

the itty bitty details one,

but I think I've proven that I know how to do things.

I'm reliable. - Yes.

- [Billie] I'm also the eldest child.

- Shall I give you two a minute?

- No. No.

- I didn't, I didn't ask for this.

- No, you're, you're right.

You're the executor. Dad chose you.

I'm gonna support you in being the executor.

- Thank you.

- But why did he choose her?

Maybe it's 'cause she's not a biological child.

Sorry. No.

Sorry. Wrong.

Sorry. Reconnect.

(Billie and Nina inhale sharply)

(Billie and Nina exhale sharply)

You mentioned a guitar.

Uh, Dad have several guitars.

- The Fender, I remember that.

- That was a very special guitar.

- And, and house, J?

- He mentioned there was a property with your mother?

- Mum's house. - Yeah, and J is?

- Jimmy. - Jimmy. Jimmy.

- What, what did he say?

- It was a short meeting.

We had to cut the meeting short.

An urgent matter.

Your father had a domestic spouse?

- Ch- Cherie.

- Yes, they have a child together

but it's not like they've ever been a couple.

Our family's more like (imitates explosion), whoopsie!

- Sure. (Nina chuckles)

- There's just a lot to think about.

- And if you're Darcy's executor

then we'll be talking a lot.

(gentle upbeat music)

- [Jimmy] So Mum's decided where she wants Dad's service.

Town hall.

- Not the park.

- No, she thinks indoors is better.

She likes the town hall.

- I'll book it.

You know, I always thought Dad's death

would be like a bedside thing.

You know, lots of time and long goodbyes

and go towards the light.

- Yeah.

- And pulling the plug even.

I'd seriously rehearsed that, and not just in my mind,

you know, actually pulling the plug out.

- Can we not talk about this?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

It hasn't hit me.

I keep expecting to any minute I'll have some big breakdown.

You?

- Ah, comes in waves.

So, um, how long you around before you have to go back?

(phone ringing)

Do you still have that old ringtone?

- I do. Hello?

Yeah? Thank you.

I will.

Dad's body arrives back tomorrow.

(traffic whooshing)

(soft somber music)

(door thuds)

- Hello? Hello!

Wish jar. Shouldn't look.

It's private.

But then, just a quick look.

Just one.

"A life that's mine."

(door rattles) (children giggling)

(jar clattering)

(Billie vocalizing)

- Hello. - Hi! Hi, Blossom!

(phone chiming)

- Jimmy's changed my ringtone.

Is everything okay? - Yep.

How's my beautiful girl?

There! Hello.

- [Zoe] Can you do a, a lion?

- You want me to do a lion? Okay.

(Billie imitates lion roaring) (Zoe shrieking)

(Billie laughs)

(Zoe and Billie imitate neighing)

- [Zoe] I've got something else for you.

(Zoe and Billie laughing)

(somber music)

(Zoe and Billie faintly chattering)

- [Billie] Oh, you mean different.

- Why, why don't you show me how you eat

and build at the same time, all right?

And again.

That's not even on, mate.

That's not even on.

Why don't you click that down? Here we go.

Yeah, that might fit.

- Here, these need to go in the car.

We need to go otherwise we'll be late for the crematorium.

- Hey! Hey, hey.

What if you just skip the crematorium

and we can meet at the town hall after?

- Why? - So you can study.

- I'm a part of the family and I'm going.

- Yeah, I know. I'm giving you an out.

- But I wanna be with you. - Yeah I know, but.

Dad'd understand.

Pass your exam.

- I love you, but I wanna be by your side, okay?

(door thuds)

- Okay. - Okay.

- Ready? - Yeah.

- Where's Mum?

- [Jimmy] Out the back.

(birds chirping)

- Oh. - Yeah.

(mourners sobbing)

- Hey.

Are they with us?

- Who are these people?

- As much as I can make out,

these are women from Dad's cruise.

- Oh, lovely. - I've seen this at auctions.

People get competitive. The emotion feeds on itself.

Can we keep them out?

- I don't know, is that a thing?

Do funerals have a lockout policy?

- Let's just get Mum inside. - I'm all right.

Phil?

- I hope it's all right that I'm here, Geraldine.

- Come to make sure he's really dead?

- She's stoned.

- Oh.

- [Nina] Okay, here we go.

(slow melancholic music)

(footsteps tapping)

- Darling, I might just (sighs) go to the toilet.

(slow melancholic music continues)

- That's Dad's estate lawyer, Will.

(Jimmy chuckles)

- What? - What, his name's Will?

And he draws up wills?

Come on. - I didn't even think of that.

Do estate lawyers normally come to funerals?

- He's here for you.

- [Jimmy] Smooth work, Neens.

- Geraldine? - Mm?

- [Mourner] Oh, I'm so sorry.

- Marjorie? Marjorie!

- Oh, Gerrie.

- Oh! - I'm so sorry.

- Marjorie.

(Geraldine exclaims)

I thought you were in Sydney.

- I'm back.

- Oh!

- Who are all these women? - Oh, (sighs) dear.

I need to get a bit more stoned.

(Marjorie scoffs)

Uh, do you wanna have some?

- Sure. Sure.

(Marjorie chuckles)

- Hello. - Nina.

- Hi. - Billie.

- Hello. - Hi.

- What brings you here?

No, I mean, (chuckles) it's nice to see you.

Thank you for coming.

This is our brother, Jimmy.

- Hello.

- I'm really pleased to meet you.

- Ah, we should get started.

- Yep. Billie?

- Right, you, then you, then me.

- [Jimmy] Billie, can you get the music?

- Nina, Nina! Something has come to light.

- Not now! - Yes, now.

If not now, when? - Well, not now.

- What is it?

- Remember when you had the blood test

and we did the working out and it turned out

that you weren't Darcy's daughter?

- Y- yes, I do remember that.

- [Cherie] It's not the time.

She's busy. Tomorrow.

- Now! - No!

- Yes, yes! Yes! - No, no! No!

- What? Now!

Just tell me what it is, please.

- Darcy said. - He didn't say, he hinted.

- I'm telling it.

In recent weeks, he's been contacted by an old friend.

- And?

- A female friend.

- Oh. (scoffs)

- Who indicated that.

- Yes, how do I put this diplomatically?

Darcy may have had another child.

- Oh, my God.

- He only just found out.

- Okay. - All right.

- Oh, I'll let you-

- [Nina] Mrs. Ritchie?

- [Geraldine] Stay here-

- Thank you, everyone.

If you can just take your seats, please.

(Jimmy clears throat)

All right.

I'm Jimmy Proudman. I'm Darcy's son.

And I'd like to introduce my sister, Nina.

- (inhales deeply) Ever since.

It's him. It's Will.

That's crazy.

Since.

No no, it makes sense.

Will is Darcy's child.

Oh, God.

You just have to get through this.

Ever since I was a teenager, I knew this day would come.

And over the years, I've been writing

and rewriting in my head what I'd say.

Times when I was angry,

I swore I'd remember whatever crime he committed

and say it over his dead body.

Times I'd think, "I love him so much

and I want everyone to know

that this is the best thing about him."

(soft somber music)

And now that, that day is today.

(chair scrapes)

- Darcy would have hated this.

(footsteps tapping)

- Mum.

(mourners chattering)

Um. Excuse me.

Mum!

- Look, let's just go to the Taqueria.

- You sure that's what you want?

- Yes. Let's, let's just get out of here.

- It's up to her. Let's roll out.

- I- I'll just go and announce it.

Oh, Will.

Could I just. Uh.

Would you mind? - Not at all.

I'll meet you there, Mum.

- I don't suppose it's possible.

I mean, I- I might be getting things completely wrong

about this, but.

- Yes.

- I'm wrong? - No, I mean. No.

- What? - What?

- Dad. You?

- Yes.

- Oh, you're Darcy's son?

- I. (sighs) Your father came to see me.

Um, he made an appointment.

He sat down, started talking

and then suddenly he says, "I'm your father."

- That's why you had to cut the meeting short.

- This is not how I wanted you to find out.

What happened? You just guessed, or.

- No, I had, I had help.

- That would have been an incredible guess.

- Hello.

- Hello. - What's going on?

- Nina just guessed.

- Oh, we, we were just having a conversation

about the service, and I guessed

that Will, um,

is the son of Mum's friend, Marjorie.

- Yes. (chuckles)

- Can I borrow Neens for a moment?

- Sure.

- You two are vibing together.

- No, we're not. - You are on a vibe.

- Billie, shut up.

There is absolutely nothing.

Can you please not talk to Will about anything.

- Denial.

- Shut up. - That's two shut ups.

That means you really- - Will you shut up?

- Nina! Billie?

Nina! Come on.

Come on.

- [Nina] Shit, shit.

(soft upbeat music)

- Mick's gonna love all this.

You know, I still haven't done my speech about Dad.

Later, maybe?

- I can't see Will. Can you see him anywhere?

- What, you hoping to get busy?

- No, I'm not hoping to get busy.

- Neens, I'm sorry to bother,

but I think Zara's in the dunny and you're a girl.

Would you mind? - Sure.

- Oh, put that thing down, for God's sake.

Oh, hello, Mick, hello!

- [Billie] Yes, yes, and this is Mrs. Ritchie.

She lives, used to live next door.

- Hello.

(knuckles rapping)

- Zara? (Zara groans)

What are you doing?

- Studying.

- Jimmy?

- Are you freaking out? - Yes.

- Would you like me to help relieve your anxiety

by servicing you sexually?

- That's a great offer, but in what universe

does exam stress make you feel like sex?

- So that's a no?

- I just need a clear run at some study.

- Well, if you need somewhere quiet to study,

you could, you could study in my office.

- Really? - Of course.

- Oh, thank you. Thank you!

- Are you gonna come out.

(door thuds) (Zara sighs)

(guests chattering) (upbeat music)

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- Hi, Neens, tell me to go away.

I've got Lawrence and Maddy here.

She's eight centimeters.

There's a note on her file to call.

- Yes, I promised, I promised.

I'll be there soon.

(upbeat music) (guests chattering)

Jimmy! (Jimmy exclaims)

I have to go to the hospital.

I'm a little bit worried about Mum and Marjorie.

- [Jimmy] Mum? What?

No, they're having a great time.

- No, Mum could turn at any moment.

And also? - Yeah?

- Could you not let Billie and Will talk too much?

She's got this idea that we're vibing.

- Are you vibing? - No.

- [Jimmy] Okay.

- I just don't want her doing or saying anything. (sighs)

Thank you.

- Is there a vibe, though?

(bright upbeat music)

(guests chattering)

(Maddy gasping and groaning)

- [Lawrence] Okay, this is my voice.

- Maddy. Lawrence.

- Nina's here. - Something's wrong.

I know something's wrong.

- Kim? - No protein in the urine.

BP's high end of normal.

- I know I'm gonna die.

I can feel my heart beating.

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

- I'm here and we're gonna do our best, all right?

Just stay calm and breathe.

- Just breathe. Breathe.

(Maddy gasping) - That's it.

(Maddy grunting)

(Lawrence whispering)

- Is everything okay? - You're doing fine, Maddy.

Just hang in there.

- I can't, I can't.

I'm gonna die!

- No, you're not gonna die.

No one's gonna die today.

(Maddy screaming)

- What's happening, Nina?

Nina, What's happening?

- Maddy, you're doing great,

but you've just got to breathe now.

Listen, Maddy, we're going to breathe.

Lawrence, you're gonna breathe too, okay?

We're all gonna breathe together.

In. (Maddy gasping)

Stay in the present. - That's it. That's it.

- Breathe.

Focus.

Now push.

(Maddy gasping and grunting)

- Almost there, almost there, almost there.

- Push.

♪ In the beginning there was darkness ♪

♪ And then there was you ♪

(bright upbeat music)

♪ You were the light ♪

♪ That I was drawn to ♪

♪ 'Cause you were always ♪

♪ Home to me ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ Always naturally ♪

- [Nina] Perfect. Beautiful.

A new human in the world.

Hello, little one.

(bright upbeat music)

♪ I remember a moment ♪

♪ A feeling, a time and a place ♪

♪ Every time you show me the smile ♪

♪ On your face ♪

♪ 'Cause you were always ♪

♪ Home to me ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ Always naturally ♪

(knuckles rapping) - How're you going?

- Hi.

- I thought you might need. (scoffs)

- Thanks.

(Nina sighs)

What are you doing?

- A birth. I made a promise.

- The day of your father's funeral.

- It's just how it worked out.

I think, think he'd love it.

- I knew medicine was gonna be hard,

but I've got 14 hours left till my exam.

14. And I don't have any more rabbits in my hat.

- What are you doing?

- The Krebs cycle.

I'm trying to remember the enzymes.

- Oh. Oh, there's a trick.

Like remembering the colors of the rainbow,

or the order of the planets.

I know it. (chuckles)

- Good.

♪ Carol can intrigue ♪

♪ A super sexy foxy man, okay ♪

- Thank you. (Nina scoffs)

- Well, if anyone can do it, you can, Zara.

(phone ringing)

It's Jimmy. - Mm.

- Hello.

- Yes, yes, you need to come.

Can you come?

- Get off! Get! (Geraldine groans)

- What's happened?

- Um, it seems as though we have got a brother.

- I- I'm coming.

(gasps) It's, it's. There's a.

- [Zara] Yep.

(upbeat music)

(traffic whooshing)

- Yep. It happened.

(bright upbeat music)

Geraldine was getting ready to sing the song.

And then Will tells Jimmy that he's his brother.

He didn't exactly keep quiet about it.

And your Mum?

Well, her reaction had a few stages.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

(Geraldine laughing)

- I thought you knew.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪

- [Cherie] Then she went to the microphone.

- I don't know why I'm surprised.

Is anybody else here Darcy's child?

Anybody I don't know about?

Now's the time!

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

- And then she went home with Phil D'Arabont.

Oh no, no, sorry, she grabbed a bunch of alcohol

and then she went home with him.

And that was pretty much the end of it.

(Cherie sighs)

- I don't know what to do.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

- Well, you're so far off the map, anything goes.

- And you? Why you here?

- I'm not finished.

Your father was my best friend.

And I'm not finished.

- We've all been rallying 'round Mum.

We've neglected you.

- Oh, no.

You know, what your dad and I had,

it only made sense to us.

You know, I remember when we went on that road trip,

it was just him, me and Ray.

And we'd be driving for hours, you know, hours in silence.

Ray's in the back asleep.

And then we'd both have the same thought

at the same time and we'd burst out laughing.

(Nina and Cherie laughing)

It was just this

easy, smooth

happiness.

(somber music)

And he's gone.

(Cherie sobs)

(Nina sobbing)

(Cherie sniffles)

- The humiliation. The utter.

Oh, and of course from beyond the grave.

Beyond the grave. What a stupid expression.

He's not beyond it, he's not even in it.

He was cremated!

- Ha! - And what about

painting the shed?

What about that grand plan, Darcy?

(sighs) I'm keeping this hair.

No, I'm gonna burn it.

(footsteps tapping)

No, I'll keep it tonight

and then if I wanna burn it in the morning, I will!

(exhales) I wanna be sober when I decide.

- (sighs) More wine?

- No. Come on, bedroom.

(Phil groans)

What? Oh, you're not going soft on me.

- This is not the answer. - Don't overthink it.

- No, Geraldine, I. (sighs)

I know you don't think very much of me,

but I've always been rather fond of you.

- No, stop being nice.

I'm angry and I plan to stay angry.

- I- - You like me when I'm angry.

- Well, yes, I do, but.

- Don't make my decisions for me.

- No, no, no. - I'm sick of men

making my decisions for me.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, it's just a, a mild delay.

Look, if, um, come tomorrow

you still feel like having revenge-motivated

sexual congress then you know how to find me.

Mwah! Adieu. (chuckles)

Uh, Billie.

- Nina. - Uh, uh, Nina.

Uh, you were delightful today.

Before you ask, no, we didn't. Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Mum? (Geraldine sniffles)

Some water, perhaps? - Hm. Yes.

(footsteps tapping)

(Geraldine sighs)

Oh, Nina.

(sighs) Back then, I,

I didn't know that marriage was forever.

I only knew that when I looked at him.

Why did he do this to us?

(phone ringing)

- Jimmy, where are you?

- [Jimmy] We're in the park. Put up a tent.

- [Billie] Tell her to get here.

- They're all asleep.

Edinburgh Gardens. Come now.

(phone beeps)

- Feel like going to the park?

- No. No, I'm gonna have a shower and go to bed.

Thank you for holding everything together.

- Oh, Mum.

(Geraldine sniffles and sighs)

(footsteps tapping)

(melancholic music) (door thuds)

(phone ringing)

- Hello? - Hi, it's, it's Will.

- Oh, hello.

- Um, after you left, things got hairy.

- Yes.

- [Will] Your mum went home with some guy.

- Yeah, I- I've just been there.

It, it's okay. Not okay, but okay.

- Should, should I?

I don't know, should I do something nice for her, or?

- For Mum? - Yeah.

- [Nina] No, that's not necessary.

Is your mum all right?

- Yeah, she's been laughing a lot

and drinking like she means it.

- (chuckles) And you? Are, are you all right?

- Me? Ah, yeah, I'm fine.

Um, what about you?

- I- I don't know. (chuckles)

- I've never had brothers and sisters

and I wish I knew my father better before.

Can we start this again?

- Yes.

- Good, great. Fantastic.

And there's the other stuff with the estate,

but that's, that's a different thing.

- Yep.

- Well, I should let you go.

Um, I'm looking forward to getting to know you better.

Goodnight, Nina.

- Night.

(phone beeps)

(Nina laughs)

At some point a ranger's gonna come

and tell us not to camp here.

- We're not camping.

It's just a container for children

till it's safe to go home.

- It's safe to go home.

Phil D'Arabont's gone.

- Oh.

(Billie sighs)

I thought we'd already had all our big family secrets.

Then suddenly I have a brother.

- You already had a brother.

- [Nina] Two, counting Ray.

- So that's, technically, you've got a third brother.

- A brother with a bit of electricity with Nina.

- Oh! - No, he doesn't.

- Oh, there was a little zing.

- Can we just lie here? (sighs)

Dad called me right before he died.

- What about?

- He didn't leave a message.

(Nina sighs)

Maybe he knew he was having another heart attack.

Maybe he wanted to tell me something.

If I'd answered, would he still be alive? (sobs)

- You didn't cause this to happen, Neens.

- The important thing is that we're together.

(gentle melancholic music)

- Bye, Dad.

You're the best.

- Bye, Dad.

- Bye, Dad.

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