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No, the agreement is that me and Mike give each other space

so, you know there's no Skyping.

But you know, he still wants me

to text him with any important family news.

I feel a level of attraction towards Billie.

My sister?

Yes.

Lawrence,

I'm married.

We're separated,

but he's returning in a matter of weeks.

And it is my fervent hope that we will reconcile.

And here I am,

with this impossibly hot man offering himself up to me.

I can't do anything, because I still love Mick.

You ready?

But, I like seeing Patrick.

Even if it means I'll never fall in love again.

You’ll just have to go the casual sex route.

No. If there was a suitable...

No, no! A thousand times, no.

[Billie] I could be having sex in seven days.

You know, it all depends on what Mick's face is saying

when he comes through the arrivals gate.

And I--I know what my face will be saying,

pure, uncensored joy with strong monogamous overtones

and unblemished celibacy.

Not--not that shagging a random was ever an option.

You could shag a random, though.

Billie, even if I was interested,

I don't think a human being exists

that could satisfy my extensive list of requirements for casual sex.

How extensive?

-Firstly, he couldn't be in medicine. -Understandable.

He'd have to have no connection whatsoever to anyone that I knew,

and no knowledge whatsoever of my situation.

Agreed.

He'd have to be reasonably attractive

Not overly handsome.

You would have to be the catch. Absolutely.

He'd have to be here for one night only.

Nice. Age range?

Ten years, either side of me. Eloquent.

-See, I wouldn't need eloquent. -And single, of course.

See? Impossible.

What are you doing?

Scanning the area for hypothetical men.

What about him?

-Not even hypothetically. -Interesting.

Him?

He's got kids.

So do you.

[Nina] I do too.

What about him?

-[Nina laughs] -[man] Hey.

Oh, okay, not him.

Like I said, no such person exists.

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

[Kate] Been out on a few play dates, so she has some new friends so--

-Oh. -I'm at Lawrence's again today.

What?

Are you thinking less hot ones?

[Nina] I--Well, I didn't say anything.

No, no, I don't have time to get changed again.

Hopefully, he won't even be there.

-Mm-hm. -I better go.

Okay. Bye.

-[Nina] Bye, Auntie Billie. -[Billie] Bye. Bye, Kate.

[Kate] Oh, Bye, Billie! Bye.

Baby changeover at Mom's at three so I can do the airport pickup!

-At three! -Three. Yep.

Phillip and Samir are coming back from their honeymoon.

Oh, right.

God, I can't believe Noonan got married on the sly.

Mm, yes. [chuckles]

Anyway. So are you settling in?

Yeah. Oh, look, I don't know.

Sometimes I think letting Joseph drag me halfway across the globe

was the best thing I ever did, but,

sometimes I just think I'm a coward

for running away from my grief.

Well, there's nothing wrong

with running away from your grief.

[Kate laughs] The other night, I, um,

I went out and I pretended to be a "visiting Polish researcher"

who didn't speak much English.

[laughs] Why?

I don't know. I--I guess just--

'Cause nobody knows me here.

You know, I can be whoever I wanna be.

A brief relief from Miss Tragic Loss.

Sounds good to me.

[Nina] Maybe you should try it, Nina.

I'm not really a "settle down" kind of girl.

I just roll with it.

Sleep wherever I am.

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home.

[Kate] So, um, any juicy news? Are you seeing anyone, or--

Wha-what? Sorry?

-Oh, sorry. -Oh, it's--it's okay.

No. It's just, you know, you could tell me, that's all it is.

If you were seeing someone.

I don't want you thinking I'd be weird about it or anything.

Oh, okay. Good. That's good to know.

Uh, but, um--

No. I'm not--No, I'm not. I'm not seeing anyone at all.

[mobile phone rings]

Oh. Sorry. It's just the hospital. Are you two--

[Kate] Oh, we're good, we're good, we're good.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪

-♪ How I wonder ♪ -Nina speaking.

Nina? It's Kim.

Really? It sounds like Zara.

[Zara] Yes--No, it's Zara.

I'm calling about Kim. She's gone wack.

Uh, right. Meaning?

-[elevator dings] -[Zara] This morning when I came in,

something's not right.

[sobbing]

She'd stuck procedural lists on every wall.

She must have been up laminating all night.

[rustles]

[tapping]

Okay. Does sound out of character, but--

Then I had my performance review.

[Nina] And?

Last month, when I had one...

Zara, are you perfect?

Yes.

That concludes your performance review!

[both] Yeah!

-[both laugh] -[Kim] Yum yum.

It was a pretty standard affair.

But this time...

Pastries are the best

Chu--chuck out all the rest.

Wha! Pah! Pah! Pah! [crunching sound]

What are you doing?

-What? -This is no time for pastries, Zara.

[Kim clears throat]

I need you to fill out this self-assessment form.

-Now? -Right now. Right here.

She made me sit in front of her and fill out the form!

-Like she was my boss or something. -[Nina] Mm.

-Well, did--did you ask her why? -[Zara] Then...

I went to touch her.

Don't touch me!

All right? I hate pastries!

[whispering] Nina, for a second, I swear I saw werewolf in her.

-What are you doing, Zara? -[gasps]

-[Kim] Are you talking about me? -[Zara] No.

Is that Nina?

Give me the phone.

Give me the phone!

-Nina. -Oh, hello, Kim.

[Kim] Nina, I'm fine.

I'm fine! [crying]

Kim?

[wailing]

-Why don't I just pop in? -Yeah, that would be great.

[Billie] Now, I was thinking, I'm gonna keep living with Nina

after Mick gets back just for a bit.

Really? That would be weird, wouldn't it?

Would it? Well, you know, maybe you're right, but I just--I just--

I don't want to presume anything, you know?

And then he can stay at our place.

-By himself? -Yeah, but we could date

if he wants to.

You know, I thought that--that might be romantic.

Sounds a bit immature.

We don't know what we are to each other yet,

and I just-- I don't wanna pressure him.

-All right. -Or is that sending the wrong message

-Lawrence. -'Cause I don't want--

-You're early. -[Billie chuckles]

Not yet. Hello, hi.

-Hello, Billie. -[Billie] How are you?

-I'm good, good. Looks good, huh? -Good.

As do you.

Yes, your--your real estate agent, um, thought

that it needed more detail.

Um, vases, lights, rugs.

-[Lawrence] Rugs? -[Ange] We're lifting your floor tone

Right. Well, I'll get to work, leave you guys to it.

Okay.

-Okay. -That's my favorite jumper of his.

[soft romantic music playing]

[music continues muffled]

[Nina] Kim?

Are you okay?

Are you going somewhere?

How long's she been in there?

Since just after we spoke.

She can't stay in there.

It's dangerous. We should get her some water or something.

She's not a dog.

[Kim] She's not happy.

[Nina] Who's not happy, Kim?

-You? -Renee.

She told me last night.

Kim, you'll have to speak up. I just--I can't--

Renee told me last night she's not happy. We're over.

Just caught me off guard, that's all.

Oh, Kim.

That doesn't mean that it's the end.

She might just be telling you so you can work it out.

Uh, it's really over.

We're breaking up.

[Nina] So has she really left

or is there still a chance, do you think?

[Kim] She's left. She packed her bags and drove away.

It's completely out of the blue.

I've been blindsided.

Really?

What?

Well, there has been one or two signs along the way.

[Zara] One or two?

The relationship's like a Third World country,

reeling from one crisis to the next.

[Kim] Yeah, okay, we've had our downs, but...

I always thought that I was the miserable one and Renee was happy.

Even then, I'd--I'd never considered divorce.

Murder, everyday.

Never divorce.

Have you told Clegg?

Nah, can't. I don't want to.

Kimberley, you have to tell Clegg.

Do I?

Uh, yeah.

I'm never gonna have sex again.

[Nina] Oh, Kim.

[sighs]

[Billie] After picking him up from the airport,

would it be too presumptuous to both drive back to our place?

-I'm not sure. -Maybe I should put clean sheets

-on the guest bed. -Why?

Well, you know, I don't want to presume

that we're sleeping together in the--in the same bed.

I think I'm out of my comfort zone.

Do you think you might be overthinking it, Billie?

Will picking him up, taking him home,

but my stuff's still at Nina's send the right message?

What message are you trying to send?

Well, you know, that, "I'm still committed to you,

I haven't strayed from my vow of celibacy,

but I'm still sexy, and busy,

and have a life outside of the relationship."

Okay, I'm gonna come out and say,

I don't think you'll get that across without saying it in words.

[Geraldine] I thought he said he wasn coming back till next month.

[Jimmy] It is next month.

[Geraldine] Oh, God. You're right.

What do you mean "he said"?

[Geraldine] Oh, Grant. [chuckles]

This is my daughter, Billie.

[Geraldine giggles]

-[door bangs close] -When were you speaking to Mick?

Oh, I just had a quick word when, uh, Jimmy did a wee.

I don't understand what you just said.

Well, Jimmy was Skyping him and-- and he had to do a wee, so I took ove

I haven't Skyped him the whole time, mom.

But that's your rule, Billie.

You two agreed to text only. It doesn't mean we can't talk to him.

Oh. Jimmy!

[feet clumping]

-Jimmy! -Hm?

How often do you Skype Mick?

Hm, a few times a week.

Well, I hope you report

how happy I am for his success and how fine I am

while still being committed to him

and yearning for his return.

Yeah, we don't really discuss that sort of stuff.

What, his marriage to your sister is on a knife edge,

and you don't really talk about that?

-No. -What do you talk about?

The inconsistencies in the plots of Terminator 2 and 3,

who would win in a fight out of a velociraptor and RoboCop,

and what would RoboCop sound like saying, "Clever girl."

Whoa! Oh, you've gotta be quicker than that!

-[Nina] Hello! -[Jimmy] You like that, huh? Hey!

-[Nina] Hi. -[Geraldine] Hi.

-Hi, Zoe! -Oh, look, it's my favorite little ni

-[Nina] Oh, there you go. -[Jimmy] Hello, darling.

Hello, little darling.

-[Nina] Good. Everything's in this ba -[Geraldine] Uh-huh.

-Is Billie here? -[Geraldine] Mm-hm.

[Billie] I've got it.

Meet him at the airport.

Kiss. No tongues. Hamper of food for the next day.

Stay at Nina's with clear sleepover potential at home.

[Geraldine] Oh, just Skype him, for God's sake.

Just because you've agreed not to

doesn't mean you can't contact him for something important.

Would you like a cup of tea, darling?

[Nina] Oh, no, I can't stay.

I have to pick up Phillip and Samir from the airport.

-[Geraldine] Uh, the honeymooners. -[Nina] Yeah. Sorry.

Do you think their relationship is a sexual one?

Personally, I doubt it.

Phillip has rather particular trigger

Oh, mom.

And maybe I should ask if he wants to Skype just this once.

You know, eyeball him. Nins?

Oh! Well, he's almost home.

So it's not really cheating.

[Nina] I have to go.

Okay, darling. Bye-bye. I love you.

-Oh, I love you! -[Jimmy] Bye, mama.

-[Nina] You good? -Mm, yep.

[Geraldine] Bye, darling.

-[Nina] Bye. -[Jimmy] Bye.

-Bye. -[Geraldine] Oh, look at that face.

Just tell him what you told us.

-Can you come in with me? -No.

[sighs]

I can just see what his face is gonna do.

That weird sympathy frown and disappointed curled-up chin thing.

[deep sigh]

He might wanna be a more active parent.

He might want to move in.

What if he offers himself up for sex?

He probably will.

[both retch]

[sighs] We're Stella's parents for God's sake.

-I'll just-- -Midwives at my door.

-Hello, Martin. -I'll be on duty.

Can we just have a quick chat?

[sighs]

Can we do this without looking at each other?

-Where would you like me to look? -Oh. Anywhere.

So um...

Renee's decided-- we've--we've both decided...

that it's time we stopped pretending that we're happy, and...

breakup.

We're breaking up.

Because I can't see your face,

I'm not actually sure if you understand what I'm saying.

Oh, I do.

And?

And I think you've been holding things together for so long that...

you've built up an arsenal of defenses.

And I think it's time for you to lean on your friends and your colleagues.

I think it's...

I think it's time for you to lean on the people who love you, Kim.

Like me.

Can I look at you now?

Okay.

[sighs]

Yeah, I know.

[shushes]

[sobs]

[Nina] Three hours?

[Leo] Oh, God! You're kidding me.

-[Billie] Hi. Hello. -Hi, it's me.

Listen, the flight's delayed by three hours.

[Nina] But I--I might just wait here.

I'm sure you're okay. Are you okay?

Oh, God, yeah, we're fine. She's practically cross-eyed.

She's gonna pass out after this.

Okay. Well, there's plenty of express milk in the fridge, if you need it.

Yeah. Hey, um, Mick got back to me.

We're gonna Skype tonight.

Tonight? Great.

[Billie] I don't know what I'm gonna say.

Don't even think about it.

As long as I don't ask him what time it is over there.

'Cause everyone does that. It's like asking about the weather.

[Nina] Oh, you've never had to plan what you'd say before.

When's the Skype?

Two hours. What do I wear, sexy, casual?

Uh, both?

Uh, it's gonna be fine, Billie.

[Billie] Is it, though?

I mean, where am I gonna live? I don't wanna leave you and Zoe.

I like being your husband.

But you're not my husband.

I suppose I can still be your auntie.

-[Nina] You can be an auntie. -Yeah. I can't be married to two peop

You can't be married to two people. That's true.

-[Leo] Excuse me, do you mind if I--? -Pardon?

Sorry. [clears throat]

Sorry. Could you just mind my seat while I just go to the--

-Oh, sure. -Thank you.

[Billie] Oh, oh, hey, Zoe's just coughed up a hairball.

-What? Okay. -I'll call you back.

[exhales]

[man 2] Not enough seats for that luxury?

-Sorry? -Bags belong on the floor.

Oh, they're not-- They're not my bags.

Selfish.

-What? -You heard.

-[Leo] Hey. Hello. Hi. -[man 2] Don't interrupt.

I'm sorry. That's my fault. Please.

-[Leo] Sorry. Do you? -[Nina] Oh. Sure.

[Leo] Thanks.

[clears throat]

-Are you delayed too? -What?

-Oh. Um, yes. -Hm-mm.

Delayed to Adelaide.

[snickers]

I don't know what's wrong with it. It's, uh--

Was it fog or dust?

-Yeah, who knows? -Typhoon?

Uh! Maybe.

Where are you--you off to? Did you say Adelaide?

No.

I'm here to pick up.

My father and his new partner.

-His life partner. His wife, actually -Mm. Mm.

They've been honeymooning in Adelaide.

Wow.

That's not a sentence you hear very often.

-"Honeymooning in Adelaide." -[Nina laughs]

[seductive music]

Hi, Mick. How's it going?

[laughs]

Hi, Mick. How's it going?

No.

[laughs]

That's a good smile.

[Leo] So--so you're from Adelaide or--

-No, here. -Yes, here. That's right. Sorry.

I was all set to move here, actually.

But, uh, not so sure after today.

Sorry, I'm just--

Maybe I should just live in the airport, you know?

-Like Tom Hanks. Reinvent myself. -Oh.

[chuckles]

-[mobile phone rings] -Did you send me a text?

-How did you get my number? -[Nina laughs]

Oh, it's the airplane people.

Oh! Got some, uh, drink vouchers for my patience.

-Yay, you! -Yeah.

Okay, well.

I think it's time to drink my bad day away.

-[Nina] It was nice meeting you. -[Leo] Yeah, you too.

Um, I don't suppose I could buy you a free drink?

Oh. Oh, no, I--I shouldn't.

No worries. It was good to talk to you.

[Nina] I suppose Phillip could drive.

And you've expressed enough milk to last all winter.

What the hey?

Sorry?

What the hey.

[Leo] What the hey? Great.

-I'm Leo, by the way. -Oh. Nina.

-Good to meet you. -You too.

Um, I think I saw one back this way.

Why does it have to be bad for you?

-[Nina] What? -Drinking. You know, alcohol.

Everything that tastes good or makes you feel good is--is bad for yo

Oh, that's--that's not true. [chuckles]

It is, though.

This, sugar, coffee, chocolate,

-smoking. -What about sex? [chuckles]

[Leo] Okay, sure, yeah. Nothing wrong with sex.

Unless it leads to love, you know, which leads to heartbreak.

Wow. You're a real glass-half-full kind of guy.

No, you--you're right.

Sorry. Let's--let's talk about happy things that happen to happy people.

[chuckles]

Do you know any?

Well, you never know, I might be a happy person.

You might be. Who knows? [laughs]

That's the thing, isn't it? About airports.

You know? They're like a holiday from yourself.

Like a limbo-land. You're either just leaving your life

-or just about to return to it. -Mm.

So what do you do?

I'm a... florist.

Right.

What's your favorite flower?

The... rose.

Hm. [chuckles]

-You can't go past roses. -Sure.

Flowers are the word laughing...

though either or the planet.

Something like-- I'm not--Something--

-Someone said something like that. -[laughs]

[Nina] Say something knowledgeable about flowers.

They're the sexual organs of plants.

[Nina] Oh, my God!

Right.

So, in plant terms, you're selling a shop full of penises

And, you know, vaginas.

-[Leo] Not enjoying the airport wine? -No. Yes.

-It's good. -Hm.

I just need to drink a bit faster.

No, no, no, no, no. I should--I should slow down.

Oh.

[flirtatious music]

[pants]

[Skype tone beeping]

[Billie] Hi. Hello.

-Billie. -Mick.

Hi. There you are.

It's so nice to see your head.

[Billie laughs] Yeah. You too.

What time is it over there?

Actually, I already know that. I promised myself I wouldn't ask.

I just did. Good morning to you.

Good evening to you.

-Is it cold? -Uh, I don't know.

I haven't been outside yet.

I don't--I don't care about the weather either.

[laughs]

Uh. I've missed you.

-Have you? -Yeah.

I have.

Okay.

[Nina] Oh, wow. [chuckles]

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

You probably think I do this all the time, but I really don't.

[chuckles]

[Nina] Doing what exactly? What are we doing?

I'm actually more of your don't-talk-to-weird,

random-strangers-person.

-Yes. Me too. -Not that you're weird.

Or random.

You know, I am.

Oh, not to me...

but to others.

I often think I should speak less.

You know? I've noticed, with, like,

smooth people, that they speak less,

but when they do speak, they know exactly what to say.

-You know? -Mm.

I think I should think less.

Well, there you go. I should think before I speak,

you should speak before you think.

Yes. [chuckles]

-Cheers to that. -Cheers.

[glass clinks]

-[Mick] How's Zoe? -She's a brilliant child.

She keeps on coughing up fur balls.

We think she's eating hair from the bath.

But she's amazingly beautiful, though She kinda looks like,

Nins when she concentrates,

but then she looks like Patrick when she smiles.

She kind of flicks her eyebrows like him.

It's kind of freaky and beautiful at the same time.

Genetics are weird.

Tea?

[Nina] Why--why were you here for such a short stay?

[Leo] Oh. Uh, job interview. And I was appalling.

Appalling?

-So bad. -No, it's a bit harsh.

Yeah, yeah.

No. I think maybe I'm carrying the leftovers

of a very long and drawn-out break-up,

the details of which I refuse to bore you with.

I should remember to talk less, be more mysterious.

[chuckles] Did I ask you what you do? What do you do?

I'm, uh, an astronomer.

No, I did not ask you what you do.

Well, it's not as sexy as it sounds,

I basically just track orbital debris

that's left over from thousands of dead satellites.

-[cosmic tone] -Oh, God. I've gotta change that tone

-Oh. -Oh, what?

Flight's cancelled.

-Airport hotel for me. -Oh, could be worse.

It could be, indeed.

Still got enough for two more drinks.

Oh, no, I didn't--I shouldn't. I think I've had plenty.

Okay.

[Nina chuckles]

I don't suppose you wanna come to the hotel?

-What? -With me? No! Shit!

What? Sorry. [scoffs]

-Oh. -Sorry.

I didn't--I didn't mean to say that.

-Yeah. -Can't believe I said that!

Um, sorry, let's just pretend I didn't say that.

Um... [clicks tongue]

I just--I just wondered what it would be like if I said it.

And then, you know, I did. And, you know, I'm not that guy.

-No. -So--

so you--you enjoy your, uh, drink.

And I will go to the bar,

and--and just have a, you know, quiet word to the mirror,

and, um, and get you another drink.

And talk about shopping. You know, happy shopping people.

[Nina] Is that a completely ridiculous proposal?

-He does tick all the boxes, Nins. -What?

Well, he's here for one night.

-Well, that's-- -And he's the right age.

-Single. -You don't know that.

-Eloquent. -We're not ticking boxes.

No connection whatsoever to anyone you know.

No knowledge whatsoever of your situation.

He's not in medicine.

He's relatively attractive.

[clinks]

[Nina] Oh, my God. Billie's right.

She's not even here.

No messages.

What's the argument against this, Nina?

There you go.

[Nina] Oh. Thank you. Uh, not for you?

Um, after careful analysis, I--I've decided I--I maybe should go.

Um, you don't have to drink it.

I just wanted to spend the credit. [chuckles]

Okay, thank you.

It was-- It was really nice to meet you.

It's really nice to meet you.

Um... thanks for the chat, drink, airport date.

[Nina] This is your chance to have a holiday from yourself.

Do something you would never do. Be someone you're not.

-Okay, what else? -Okay, hotel me.

-What? -Sex holiday.

Sorry, I'm not...

We're never gonna see each other again.

No, we're not.

So...

[valiant music]

[Leo] Okay.

[Billie] Mom's sexual renaissance is in full bloom.

Yeah, I heard.

Jimmy's worried his next stepdad's gonna be younger than him.

[chuckles]

Oh, hang on. Your face is frozen,

-but I can still hear your voice. -Oh.

-Is that--Is that better? -Yep. Yeah, I think so.

[Zoe cries] Oh, hang on.

[crying continues]

[hurried footsteps]

Can you wait there? Zoe's crying.

Oh, hang on, actually no, um--

We should hang up, 'cause it might take a little while.

-I'll call you straight back. -I'll be here.

[dinging]

[Nina] Don't think. Don't think.

Just take a holiday from yourself.

So I'll just, uh...

-Okay. -Yeah?

-[Leo] Hi, uh-- -[indistinct chatter]

Yeah. That's good.

-[man 3] Let me just check. -[Leo] Okay.

[Nina] What would be the smoothest way to get out of here?

[clattering]

[Leo] Thanks. Thanks.

[Nina] Stop thinking.

Don't talk either.

If you talk, you'll be yourself.

And yourself wouldn't be doing this, so just shut up.

I told reception that you were my cousin.

What?

I'm kidding.

[laughs loudly]

[elevator bell dings]

[doorknob clicks]

[door creaks open]

[switch clicks]

Okay.

Are you gonna come in, or hang out in the corridor?

[Nina sighs]

It's good.

Nice lights. Toilet.

[door clicks close]

[Nina] Hm.

But, uh, I haven't stayed here before.

[Nina] Right.

And I'm really only talking because it's weird if--if no one talks.

[chuckling]

[sighs]

[both chuckle]

You know, at times like this, I've got a really

overwhelming urge to make inappropriate jokes.

Like, um...

You know, I'm gonna tie you up and kidnap you,

or I need to watch nature documentaries during sex.

But I'm not gonna make those jokes because...

I don't know you, and that would freak you out.

[Nina] Laugh casually.

[fake laugh]

Don't do that again.

Must remember to talk less.

[Leo sighs]

I think you are so beautiful.

Oh, thanks.

And you are too.

[chuckles]

Thanks.

[Nina] Here we go.

Like a Band-Aid.

Not so bad, I guess.

Teeth are in a funny place.

Tongue.

-Our tongues just touched. -Yep.

-Not good? -Yeah, it's good.

Oh. Now's a good time to tell you that I-- I have a big scar.

I have a big scar, and there it is.

It's--it's there, it's out in the open.

And--and--and now I'm talking too muc about it, apparently. So I'll stop.

-Sorry. You've tied yourself. -It's all right. It's just stuck in m

-Sorry. -I'll just-- Always gets in my...

-So you all right? -Sorry.

-Yeah. This always happens. -Let me--Okay.

[both sigh]

[moans]

[Nina] Breast pads. You've got breast pads in!

Oh, can we just... Just leave this on?

Yeah, yep. Course.

[chuckles]

What? What is it?

[Nina] Don't go there, Nina.

Just focus on the nice man.

S--sorry.

Nothing.

[chuckles]

-You know, I... -Yes.

Sorry. Um...

Do you wanna turn off the light?

Yes, sure. Sure.

-[Nina] It's just easier. -[Leo] Easier if you can't see me.

-[Leo] I do-- I understand that. -[Nina laughs]

[Nina] That's--I didn't mean that.

[Leo] Mm. I know. It's all right.

[Nina] I can't believe I'm doing this.

Don't think about Patrick.

That's the whole point. Just be in the moment.

Sorry. It's just, it's all so...

-new. -It's okay, that's okay.

[Leo] You--you--you just...

You lie here.

And I will...

go down here.

-[Nina] Where? -[Leo] Just here.

[Nina] Okay, let's just relax and enjoy this.

Whatever happens, let's just...

Ah. Okay.

Feels like a little bit too soon to--

But, oh, okay.

Wow. He's--he's--

he is quite at home.

There.

-It's not--not--not working? -Sorry.

No! Yes, it's working.

Oh.

-Uh... -It's okay.

-We just... -It's all right. It's all right. Just

[moans]

-Oh, oh. -Hm. Yes?

I should get a thing.

[deep sigh]

[Nina] Don't think. Stay on the moment.

[Leo] I've got one somewhere.

-[Nina] Don't think. -[Leo] Toilet bag, toilet bag.

Got it!

Got it. Um...

I'll just--Do you wanna?

I'll--I'll just--I'll just...

-You can. -Yeah, it's not the pleasant part.

[laughs]

You know what?

I don't think...

that this whole one-off casual sex thing is me.

Um...

-Sorry. -Wha... Really?

Oh, wow, you're-- you're pretty serious now.

Um...

I'm sorry.

-That's okay. -It's got nothing to do with you.

Oh, of course.

I'm... sorry.

[Leo] It's okay.

Just um... I--I just I have this...

I have to--I can't--No.

I'll just get changed in the...

[Leo laughs] Okay, well...

-That was-- -That was, uh... that was terrible.

But, you know, hey, at least we gave it a go.

Yeah. Exactly. [laughs]

-Yay, us. -Yeah.

[exhales] Thank you.

[Leo] Thank you.

[door clanks close]

[sighs]

[mellow music]

[elevator bell dings]

[clatters]

[clanking footsteps]

[Skype tone beeping]

[clears throat]

Hi.

-Hey. So are you okay? -Yeah.

No, she just needed some milk and a back rub,

and, you know, something to chew on.

[chuckles] You sound like a natural.

-Hey, uh, I--I-- -Mick. Oh.

No, sorry. You go.

Um...

I just, um...

I--I just think...

we should always be honest with each other from now on.

I know-- I know we always have been, but I...

I just think that nothing should ever come between us again.

Nothing.

You know, assuming that...

we're gonna be together.

Which is, uh, you know, big assumption.

Lawrence is in love with me. [sighs]

Right.

-Is that the therapist? -Correct.

Mick.

Look, your face hasn't changed.

Oh...

[rustles]

[phone rings]

-Hi. -[Billie] Hi.

Oh, I don't even know why I said that.

Um, nothing's happened. Nothing's gonna happen.

It's just-- I don't feel anything.

There's no spark or anything. There's no need to feel weird.

It's just--It's just funny. Isn't that funny?

Mick?

Well, why don't you...

-go there? -What?

Sorry, what?

Oh, Billie...

We are a long way apart.

Look, you and I are separated for however long.

And I'm... I'm all the way over here.

And you're a beautiful woman and I'm--

I'm not there to--

If--if you're gonna tell me to start shagging other men,

I think I'm gonna throw up.

Are you?

Mick?

I'm seeing someone else.

Her name's Mimi. She's a manager, actually.

[muffled sniff]

[sighs] She's my manager.

[sad music]

Are you there?

Mm.

Anyway, we don't know what this is.

I don't wanna give it a name, it's...

I just thought you should know.

But I guess...

I'm not coming back next week.

I'm really sorry, Billie.

[sobs]

[sobbing continues]

[Phillip] Honestly, some of the gravestones, Nina. They're so beautif

[Nina] Oh, Nina, casual sex is not you.

Not one little bit. Not at all.

This one is actually my great-great...

-uncle. -[Phillip] Yeah, that's right.

Great-great!

-[Samir] But it turns out. Not by blo -[Phillip] Not by blood!

[both laugh]

[mellow music]

[Samir] Some of these cemeteries, honestly, Nina...

Such amazing...

[Phillip continues, indistinct]

[door creaks open]

Hello?

Billie?

What is that?

Mick's seeing someone else.

-[sobs] -Oh!

[sniffs]

Oh, hang on. I--

I just...

I don't believe he'd really actually be seeing someone.

-Maybe it's casual. -It's bad, Nins.

-Did he say-- -He doesn't want to name it.

Whatever that means. And it's his manager.

That's just-- That's original, isn't it?

I can't believe it.

I mean,and I feel so stupid for saying that,

'cause, you know, what else is gonna happen?

You know, he's... We're supposedly separated.

And he's--he's away being hot and talented in London.

I mean, what else is gonna happen?

No. That's--that's not-- This isn't--

You shouldn't expect that.

Well, you know, evidently, I should have.

Guess what?

I had casual sex.

Oh, Nins. Wow.

And it was really, really, really bad.

It was the worst attempted sex I've ever had.

-[laughing] -It's not funny.

Oh, Nins.

I'm so proud of you.

[sobs] I'm so sad.

-I know. -Just so, so sad.

How am I gonna live without him?

[door clinks close]

[Nina] Come here.

[sobbing]

Mick told you to come?

Yeah.

[theme music]