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You don't believe in me.

Don't take it like that.

My partner wondered if there was some outside chance that you knew him.

When the baby's.

Born, I'm going to be the full time. Nanny.

Who would also happen to be the baby's father.

So you can come back to work whenever you want to?

If you want to make a complaint.

Then you should ring the office landline.

Well, maybe I wasn't calling to make a complaint.

That didn't occur to you, did it?

It's Martin.

I don't think I can do it.

You don't know what you're getting into.

Stress. Responsibility.

If you can raise the capital, I'll sell Proudman real estate to you.

When I was an intern, there was an emergency.

They sent me to find Terry, and I found him with his face on propofol.

And I reported him.

It was me.

Please.

Please don't say anything to Patrick.

Let me present this to you.

From what you've told me, the two of you met...

-[Martin] Enter. -[Lawrence] Clashed.

-Your problem is you're thin-skinned. -Excuse me?

[Lawrence] Then you had sex.

-Then clashed again. -[Patrick] You just use men

for a physical tune-up, then you throw them away.

-Sex again. -♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

-[Lawrence] Clashed. -You're exasperating, give me the shits.

Sex... break-up.

Don't wanna be with someone who doesn't want me.

[Lawrence] Sex.

♪ Do you wanna Whoa, whoa ♪

And now you're expecting a baby.

And, in your own words, Nina,

"When we argue, sometimes I get amped up and my heart races,

and I just want to jump his bones, and then it's all on and it's amazing,

and we don't resolve the problem, but, wow, I mean, wow, like, wow."

[sighs]

And in your words, Patrick,

"Yes, what she said."

It's--it's not the only mode of interaction that we have, but it is

-persistent. -Fun.

Persistent.

I'd like to help you guys establish a different strategy

for dealing with issues in your relationship.

I'm gonna give you some homework to do.

Homework! Yes, I'm--I'm good at homework.

Oh, for the next week,

your homework is to solve your problems without resorting to sex.

I'm not saying, don't have sex.

I'm saying, don't avoid your problems with sex.

[Patrick] Okay, but what happens if we don't have any problems?

[Lawrence] Then you're in for a great week.

[Nina] We do have a big problem.

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

Had your hair done?

-Yeah, I just had it done. -Oh.

Yeah, it's more inspirational. The new face of Proudman Real Estate.

Of course.

Next time you see me, gonna own it. Signed off with the bank and everything.

[Nina] Already?

Yeah, yeah. Um, I've got a new letterhead.

I'm getting new headshots done today.

I've been practicing faces at home,

aiming for, you know, professional, trustworthy, yet inviting.

So, uh, there's this.

There's this.

And then there's this.

They're all very strong.

Hm.

Oh, how's it going with the red-hot registrar? Is it still painful?

I never described her as red-hot registrar.

-You thought she slept with Patrick. -Yes. Well, she--she didn't.

No?

We've--we've-- We've spoken about it.

And it turns out she didn't, so...

Hm.

So how come you're still all neurosis woman?

I--I'm not neurosis woman.

I'd--I'd tell you, but it's just an incredibly delicate situation and--

-Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! -I can't.

-Tell me! Tell me! -She reported Patrick for drug use.

What?

She was the one, five years ago.

She dobbed him in.

She's the dibber-dobber.

Oh, but she was only doing what anyone would do, should do.

How did Patrick react?

He...

What, does he know?

Well, she reported him anonymously. And I just haven't figured out--

-How long have you known? -Two days.

-Two days? -Yeah, well, she said, don't tell!

Who--who cares what she said? She's a red-hot dibber-dobber, Nins.

-You're team Patrick. -I know that, but--

No, no buts, Nins. The man impregnated you.

He put his seed in your womb.

There's a-- There's a Patrick man sapling in the Nina lady garden.

Now where's your loyalty?

Whoa. He has my loyalty.

There are two very, very vulnerable people here.

And I'd appreciate it if you'd shut up and not tell me what to do, okay?

Well, I should remind you very soon there's gonna be a completely new person

who's gonna be utterly and entirely dependent on your ability to handle stuff.

-What has that got to do with anything? -Just contextualizing.

You...

Oh, God, you smell good. What is that?

Soap and water.

-Oh. -What are you doing?

-I'm just saying hello. -Mm-hm.

You are saying goodbye because Kim has probably organized

a singing monkey and a mariachi band.

Mm.

You gonna wake him up and say goodbye?

No.

Just for your first day at work.

No.

What?

We're gonna miss having you around.

-Bye. -Mm.

-Mm. -Mm-mm. Mm-mm!

-Have a great day, honey. -[Zara] Shh.

[door opens]

-[Jimmy] Yeah. -[door closes]

-[elevator dings] -[Kim] Hat on. Hat on!

Hit it, monkey boy!

-[strumming] -[party horn blows]

-[all] Welcome back! -[Kim] Welcome back, Zar.

This is a bit much.

Thank you, everyone.

Is that my face?

[scatting]

-What are you doing? -We're scatting.

Please stop.

Oh, thank God, you're back.

You have no idea what I've been through here.

Well, you did call me several times a day, every day.

-It's not the same. -It's pretty close.

I don't wanna argue. I'm just glad you're home.

[Cherie] Okay, who wants cake?

-[Zara] Yeah, why not? -[Nina] Ah, no.

[Nina] Here she is. Looks nervous.

Just keep things casual.

Zara. I'd like you to meet my new registrar, Eloise.

-[clapping] -[Zara] Hi.

[Nina] Why are you clapping? That's weird, stop it.

Zara is our very good nurse

and also the partner of my brother, Jimmy Proudman.

[Cherie] Eloise, cake.

Oh, no, thanks. I--I don't eat gluten.

-Oh, you're intolerant? -[Eloise] No.

-I really admire that. -What?

Oh, just the commitment it takes to eat conscientiously.

I was a vegetarian for a few years.

You're referring to the time you ate nothing but Thai fish cakes for four days.

Oh, be quiet, Kim. I also gave up carbs for a while.

That was really hard work.

[Kim] You gave up carbs for three hours!

Oh, shut up, Kim. No one likes a dobber!

I mean, no one likes a personal dobber.

Professional reporters of things, that's completely different.

Following correct procedure and reporting inappropriate behaviour...

everyone likes people who do that.

What are you talking about?

Could I please have a word, Eloise?

Just--just come inside, so we can just-- Before we...

Just before...

Sorry...

for everything. What you said...

Look, Eloise, I completely understand if--if you'd rather

that I didn't tell Patrick about any of this.

But, I'm sorry, I have to.

Patrick's a different person now,

and he's really not gonna be in any way resentful towards you.

[Nina] You don't know that, Nina. You have no idea.

-I shouldn't have said anything. -No!

No, no, no, you were just doing what you felt was right.

-Ethically and legally. -I meant to you. I...

-I shouldn't have said anything to you. -Oh, no! I'm glad you did!

You see, it's just a very awkward situation.

No one's at fault.

I think the best thing for everyone

is we just get it all out in the open and move on.

[upbeat music plays]

[door opens]

Billie! Sorry about the wait. Come on through.

Okay.

All right.

Just drop your stuff down. So, have you had any headshots done before?

No, no, no.

-Well, you look fantastic. -[Billie] Oh, really? Thank you.

Um, it's just trying to, you know, walk the line between, um-- Oh, okay.

Okay, can I get you to turn a smidge to your left for me?

Ah, your left.

Yup.

I wasn't really ready there.

Don't worry, I'm just setting up.

Actually, back to the-- You were better before.

Yep, there. Okay.

And just drop your chin down.

Yep, yep. Oh...

Your eyes are amazing.

Oh, are they? Thanks.

All right, now, just try to relax. All right.

Sorry.

-Here we go. -Sorry.

There you go.

What sort of music do you like, Billie?

[upbeat music]

[Nina] Just open with the good news.

Patrick, you didn't have sex with an attractive stranger!

But there's a complication.

No, not necessarily a complication.

There's a coincidence and you should be aware of it.

-Hello. -Hi.

-Hey. -You okay?

I just had a shitty day.

[Nina] Okay, just let him offload first.

What kind of shitty?

First, a 60-year-old patient forgets to tell me that he had asthma before surgery.

I'm trying to send this case report. I don't know. The email is not working.

It's... You need a web password or...

There it is.

-Patrick. -Kate...

-Sorry. -No, no, you go. It's okay.

And Kate rings to tell me she's seeing someone, some new bloke.

She's gone on two dates already.

Oh, that's great, isn't it?

Yeah, I guess.

It just dredges up bad history.

[Nina] Okay, not an ideal launch pad.

-Well, I've got good news. -Mm-hm.

I found out that you definitely didn't have sex with Eloise. Ah!

Did you just?

-I did. -Yeah.

Yep.

Were you relieved?

Mm.

[Nina] Oh, okay, just a quick kiss.

Gear change.

-What? -[Nina] Don't avoid with sex.

[upbeat music]

I don't think I was, in any way, ambiguous about the homework.

What are we avoiding here?

-And what's the long-term cost? -Shut up!

What?

Shut, uh... Oh, God.

Nina, I'm trying to get on board. This is a bit--

-[Nina] No! -[Patrick] Ow!

[Alfie coos]

[mellow music]

Hey.

Hey, you.

Hey, my beautiful man. Mommy's here, huh.

-Yes. -[Alfie coos]

Oh, Billie, I'm so happy for you.

The letterhead rocks.

And the signage is frankly a desperately needed improvement.

The artwork's ready and I get the headshots today.

Oh, I can't wait to see them.

Uh, just--just quietly, I think we've got some serious gold.

How are things going with, uh, I'm gonna call it "the situation".

-Huh? -You know, the--the dibber-dobber,

the druggie reporting.

Yeah, I get the code.

-Yeah, so does Patrick know about it? -Um, no.

No, that--that's what-- Well, I was-- I'm trying to-- No.

Okay.

Billie, do--do you-- do you and Mick ever...

avoid things

by, I don't know, having sex?

When his hair was blonde, a couple of times I had to close my eyes.

-What? -Just a couple of times. I got used to it.

-I don't even understand that. -What?

I'm asking if you and Mick ever have sex to avoid problems.

Mick! Do we ever have sex to avoid problems?

-[Mick] Sleeping! -No, I don't think so.

I never got the whole "messed-up sex" thing.

I know it's all the go in Europe, but I just don't get it.

You can't root your way out of problems. It's just psychotic.

-Why? -Gotta go.

-Hi. -Sorry. I know you've only just arrived.

I've just been so anxious.

Oh... Oh, you--you just--

-You really don't have to be. -Really?

He--he wasn't furious, or...

Uh, oh. No, no, no.

-I--I--I just-- -Oh, thank God.

[sighs]

Uh, sorry, I--I just...

-I just-- -It's okay.

[Nina] Hang on, is it? No, it's not.

I started thinking I should just resign.

Oh, no! No, that--

No, that would be crazy.

Oh, what did he say?

Hm?

Uh, well, he said...

He was--he was very reflective.

[Nina] What are you doing?

Sorry, you don't have to tell me your private conversations.

As long as he knows that I am happy to talk about it,

-if that's what he wants. -Oh, no. No. I--I--I think...

I--I think he'd just be happy to let it be.

Happy chappie.

-But I'll let him know. -Thank you. Thank you.

[Nina] What was that?

[baby crying]

Good morning!

Oh, shh.

Oh, okay.

[shushing]

That's it. That's it.

Oh.

[phone rings]

[Jimmy] Oh, that's Mommy now.

We were just about to call you.

-What's he doing? -Not much.

He's just sucking on his sleeve.

Now he's staring at his hand.

[baby laughs]

[squeals]

Oh, he's pretty grizzly, really.

Yeah, he doesn't sound that grizzly.

Oh, he's just done wee on me.

I've got to go, someone needs me.

-[Alfie giggling] -[gasps]

Was that the first giggle?

You saw nothing, you heard nothing. No smile, no giggle, no gum.

Till Zara sees it, it did not happen,

[In Italian] capisce?

-What didn't happen? -[Alfie giggles]

Oh!

-Sorry, I got caught up. -Hey.

[Cherie] Everything okay?

[chuckles] Yup.

We haven't ordered yet.

We? What?

-Hello, my darling. -Oh, hi. Hi, Dad.

-What are you doing here? -Well--

I invited him.

Oh, lovely.

[Nina] And suspicious.

Well, isn't this a nice surprise? It's not often that we get to sit down together

and have a-- Oh, God, you're pregnant!

No. What?

-No. -No, no.

-That's off the table. No. -Oh!

Mm-hm.

Uh...

Well, Cherie and I have made a decision.

We wanna take Ray on a trip around Australia.

Oh, right! That it?

Quite a long trip.

-How long? -Until he starts kindy.

Oh, all right.

Well, you remember how fantastic our trip was in '93 in the Combi.

-Ah, I do! Yes. -[Darcy] Well,

we wanna give that to Ray.

Okay.

-[phone rings] -[Nina] Oh, wow--

That's me. Darcy Proudman.

Oh, Simon! Yup. Um, sure.

No, I should meet you. All right.

Oh, sorry.

I'm--I'm just... I'm a bit surprised, I guess.

What about Martin?

I can't stay with Martin.

I wish I could, I just can't.

Why? Have--have you told him?

I keep chickening out.

He knows something's wrong.

I--I can't do intimacy when I'm avoiding something.

Can't you?

I'm telling him tonight.

We're having a picnic, and I'm gonna break it to him.

Oh, has--has Dad told anyone else in the family?

No.

He's doing that this arvo.

Oh.

So this would be your, what, fourth or your fifth midlife crisis, Darcy?

-Wouldn't call it that. -What would you call it?

-An adventure. -[Geraldine scoffs]

So are you gonna go back to all the big stuff?

-The Big Merino? -Ah, yeah.

Yeah? The Big Prawn?

-What about your other children? -They're adults now.

What about Billie?

What about me?

I--I always imagined that--that you'd be on call.

-Oh, well, I will be. -No, but seriously on call.

You know, like Nina is delivering babies,

except with houses and contracts and--

and weird councils and farty tenants--

Ah, Billie. You'll be fine.

-Psst. -Well, well, well, Reidy-boy.

God, I missed you, Kim Akerholt.

Oi, careful!

If you still worked here, I'd get HR onto you for that.

I heard there's an opening, thought I might throw my hat in.

Ah! Don't you get enough of her at home?

-She in her office? -Dunno.

["J'Adore Ce Flick" by The Rebels of Tijuana]

Oh, it's not your fault, Phillip.

I think Dad just wants to spend more time with Ray.

Your mother seemed to believe it was my fault.

Well... at the start of the conversation, it was entirely Darcy's fault,

but then it became mine for a while,

then she seemed to-- to lean back towards Darcy

with the occasional mention of Cherie.

She became quite intoxicated.

-She's been calling Darcy a whore. -Hang on.

-[Nina] Yes? -Patrick's here.

-Patrick? -In your office.

-I've got to go, Phillip. -No, no, no, no. Nina,

-Nina, Nina! -No, got to go.

-Dr Reid? -Yeah?

I'm Eloise... Ward.

Nina's told me all about you.

She's been really wonderful to me, especially given the circumstances.

Circumstances?

Thought I'd take this opportunity to apologize in person.

Sorry?

I don't understand what--

Hello there!

Oh, I so didn't expect you to pop in like this.

-Hi, lovely. -Hey.

[both chuckle]

I was just dealing with a family crisis, of course.

Dad's all tripping off in a caravan, like a hobo.

Um, well, oh, actually, can you-- can you be a hobo in a caravan?

Probably not. Probably need the outdoors, don't you?

Hobos seem more on foot kind of people, don't you think?

Oh, Patrick, I was just...

I forgot. Sorry--

Can we just--

-Yeah, yeah. -I forgot.

Nina, what are you doing? What are you doing?

[grunts] I just...

-How do you do these? -Yeah, yeah. No, don't break it.

Okay.

-I just--Sorry-- -What's wrong with you?

I just, uh, I have to tell you something.

Something quite terrible.

What?

-What? -Eloise! That Eloise...

Yeah?

When she was an intern, she found you unconscious and--

and she went on to report you anonymously.

Oh, God... An intern!

[sighs]

How long have you known?

Oh, not long.

When were you going to tell me?

Well, I actually planned to tell you last night.

-Why the fuck didn't you? -Well--well, because--

This is gonna sound pathetic, but you were upset.

-What? -You were in a bad mood.

-A bad mood? -Then you were in a good mood.

Yeah, you had sex with me for four hours!

Mm, uh, that--that is correct.

-Was that about this? -Well, possibly, a little bit, in part.

Oh, I think we can be more definitive about that.

I was thinking, "Oh, my God, this is the pregnancy hormones!"

Oh, yeah, it was prob-probably that.

Although, if we consider the ongoing patterns of your relationship...

Patrick, I'm sorry. I just-- I didn't know how you'd react,

and I thought that if I told you--

Do you have such little faith in me?

-No, I just-- -Oh, Nina--

-I have so much faith in you, I-- -Hey, hey.

-We're doing it again. -Oh, God!

[sighs heavily]

Well, should we go and talk to her together now?

-I need a moment to get my head around it. -Okay. Yep, sorry. Yes.

-Give me her number, please? -I can do that.

-Should tell you a couple of things-- -Oh, God! What?

Ah, well, I--I may have implied that you've known about this for about 24 hours

and--and that--

that you no longer resent the person that reported you.

Is that terribly inaccurate?

Just give me her number.

[upbeat music]

-Hey. -Hey, what are you doing here?

I know you're busy. He--he just wouldn't take the bottle, so...

Didn't get far into the day before you started grizzling for your mom,

did you, little mate?

-[Alfie giggles] -[gasps]

-Did you just hear that? -[Jimmy] What?

-I heard it. -Oh, he just laughed.

Are you sure? Because he was straining in the car on the way here,

and he's been on the nose all morning.

[Zara] Oh, you just laughed, didn't you?

Yes, you did.

[Mick humming]

Hello.

Every single thing has already turned to shit.

Every single thing?

Two things.

Dad's leaving.

Yeah, you bought his business off him.

No, he's physically leaving.

He's going on some ridiculous grey nomad spiritual quest for, like, a decade.

And the headshots.

They just emailed the proofs through.

-Look at them. -Whoa. Okay.

[Billie] See, they're all wrong. All of them.

They're different flavours of "What the hell."

[Mick] Oh, surely they can't all be...

[both groan]

-Oh, why did you go upside down? -Mick!

Did you do any just standard ones?

Yeah, and I--I look like a Scientologist.

-Oh! -Ah! Here. That one.

-No, no, my eyes are too open. -No.

-No, I look like Marty Feldman. -Who's Marty Feldman?

-The guy with the too-open eyes. -Okay. I get it.

God, it's all gone. I've fucked everything up.

-No, you haven't. -Dad's not even gone.

Nah, I can't do it, Mick. I thought I could and I can't.

Actually, I don't think I even thought I could.

-[sighs] -You can. Okay?

And you're the most determined person I've met in my entire life.

And I love you.

Mm. Mm.

Hang on.

-Is this just messed-up sexy time? -What?

Did I go with the pash because my life's turned to shit?

Because that's what Nina and Patrick do.

I genuinely think your life is a dramatically long way from shit.

So this is okay?

-I'm good with it. -Yeah.

[both moan]

[Martin] What a delightful initiative this was, Cherie.

-Cheers. -[Martin] No matter how intoxicating

one's domestic situation may be, one should never underestimate

the stimulating effect of a fresh environment.

-[inhales deeply] -[thunder rumbles]

A deviation... in routine.

[both moaning]

That is true.

But, um...

that is not the reason why we're here, Martin. Sorry.

No. [clears throat]

[exhales deeply]

You must have noticed that I've been withdrawn recently.

Well, yes, well, I've--

I've observed a slight fluctuation,

but within the parameters of oscillation.

Martin, you are so thoughtful.

And kind and honest

and extraordinarily attentive sexually.

-Well... -You deserve to be happy.

[thunder rumbles]

But you're unhappy?

No. I'm not unhappy, I--

I just can't live with you.

Is this about the feng shui

-because I'm having mine backwards-- -No, it's not about the feng shui.

It's Ray.

I wanna take Ray around Australia with Darcy.

It's an opportunity I just can't pass up.

Oh, for a moment there I thought we were breaking up.

-Arrr-- -No.

We are breaking up.

I love you, Martin. I--I just...

Just not enough.

[thunder rumbles]

-Would you like a chocolate crackle? -Yes, I want one.

[sniffs]

Hello?

-Hey! -Hey!

Oh, Patrick, I'm, once again, I'm so sorry.

No, we don't have to go over it again. I've already called her. It's fine.

Oh, you-- Right. You've-- Wow.

-Already? -Mm-hm.

-How'd it go? -About as well as it could.

We didn't talk for very long, but she wants us to meet up for a drink, so...

-should better get cracking. -What? Now?

-On Gertrude Street. -Oh, no, you can't. We've--

-Well, I've gotta look after Isabella. -What?

Kate's got a date. I said we would.

Oh, well, it's between me and Eloise, anyway.

Oh.

-Okay. -I don't need you to hold my hand, Nina.

Yeah, I know that.

But actually, I'm caught in the middle of you two.

And you're handling it so well.

Okay, I deserve that, but you don't have to punish me.

Punish you? Nina, I'm doing this for you.

To make it easier for you.

What, do you think I wanna meet up with a girl who reported me and have a drink?

I-- Do you think that I want to?

Oh, God.

-What? -I'm having a surge of attraction.

Are you?

-Yes. -What is wrong with us?

Fuck it.

No! Wait, wait, wait.

-Patrick, wait. We can do it. -Come on.

-We can do it. Let's wait. -Okay.

What I really wanna say is that I understand that I've handled this...

-Put pants on. -You're not even looking at me!.

Just knowing you've got no pants on!

Any pants! Shorts will do.

-I'm selecting. -Oh, fuck it.

[door buzzer]

[gasps]

That'll be Kate.

[Kate] I've got wipes, snappies, snacks,

sippy cups, toys...

You can basically take her off road for a week.

-[Patrick] Oh, yeah? -Shall we follow a schedule or something?

No, no, just do whatever works.

If she's grizzly, just try a change or a snack or a tickle.

And if she caves your head in, just give me a call.

Are the shoes slutty?

-A bit slutty. -[Nina] Gorgeous.

-Was I asking you? -Just go. Have a great time.

Okay. All right.

Just give me a call if there's anything that--

-We will. -[Nina] Just go.

Okay. Ah. Bye, darling.

Mwah. Thank you!

[door opens, closes]

-Are you all right? -Hm.

I won't be long, 8.30 at the latest.

It's all right. Take your time.

-Sure you're all right? -I'm fine.

-Ah! -[Patrick] See ya.

Yeah.

[door opens, closes]

♪ Till the days and the weeks And the years roll by ♪

♪ And your eyes have those tears That say you're wearing off inside ♪

-Hi. -[Patrick] Hey.

Sorry, I had no idea this place was so noisy.

No, no, it's fine.

We can go somewhere else if you'd prefer.

No, no.

♪ Underneath your feet I turn ♪

Would you like a wine?

I--I don't drink.

Oh.

Of course, of course. Sorry.

You know what? Maybe one.

[Nina] Good evening. I hope you have a great night tonight.

Tonight, we've got some really good stuff coming your way.

[Nina clucking]

[makes funny sounds]

[sighs]

It's a fact! Normal people find lycra confronting.

-Okay, what about all the people at gyms? -No.

-People at aerobics classes? -No! That's totally different.

Gym lycra is unfortunate, but full bike lycra

is like an insult to all humanity.

-You know, I reckon you are all talk. -What?

Like a homophobe.

Oh, my God! You're an idiot.

Nah, you make all this noise about it, but secretly, I reckon you wanna have a crack.

-Yeah. -Yeah, right.

Like, late at night, I wanna close all my curtains

and get out my secret lycra stash.

So your daughter's not here tonight?

No, she's in excellent hands.

[crying]

Okay, I think it might be time for bed.

-Oh, yes. -[door opens, closes]

Oh! Who's that?

Who's that? Oh, I think it's Uncle Patrick.

I think it's-- Oh, Billie.

Hello, beautiful girl.

Hello, Auntie Billie.

What's she doing here?

-I'm looking after her. -By yourself?

Yeah, well, yeah...

Okay, I--I need to show you something, Nins.

I need you to be brutally honest, okay? I need you to be me.

Mick says it's great, but he's legally required to.

I need honesty.

Ohh, Billie.

Oh, it's-- It is great.

You're not bullshitting me?

Okay, what's the worst thing about it?

-Nothing. -No, least good thing.

Well, I mean, I can't-- I couldn't...

Imagine somebody has a gun

and they've asked you to define the least satisfactory element

of the Billie Proudman Real Estate placard.

If you don't do it, gonna shoot you in the head.

-[baby fussing] -[scoffs]

Oh, the... hair?

-What's wrong with the hair? -Nothing! It's great.

It really is. You, you, you--

You look confident and trustworthy and intelligent.

It looks just like you.

Where's Patrick?

Oh, he's, um, he'll be home in a minute.

[soothing music]

[Nina] "And then the scruffy bear ran into the house."

[Billie] I believe that you should call him.

"He ran this way and that till he could run no more."

[Billie] A full hour and 40 minutes late. There are only two explanations.

Right, it's either been a horrible disaster and he's gone all "doom" Patrick,

or it's been a raging success and--and they're connecting on some level

you couldn't possibly hope to understand.

It's fine. I just really need her to go to sleep.

-[whispering] Should I call them? -[harsh whisper] It's fine.

[indistinct noise from TV]

[Patrick] Don't pretend to be innocent.

Neither one of us is innocent.

I'm broken, scarred.

But worst of all, I pour my problems into messed-up sex.

And one of your biggest problems...

[Patrick] Is you.

You're texting him? What are you saying?

Should I go? Because I can. Do you want me to?

No. I don't want you to do that. I just... I'm--I'm...

I just need for her to go to sleep and...

for you to...

You've got a business to run tomorrow. You should go.

-[Billie] Oh... -[laughs]

Okay.

[toy squeaks]

[upbeat music]

[Billie] Mm-hm.

Oh.

I mean, look at us, eh, Nins.

Me, heading off into the world, you know,

building my brand.

You, staying at home, nursing a baby.

Patrick out late with an impossibly attractive young woman.

It's a sign of things to come.

Good night, Billie.

[Nina] Where is he?

Jimmy.

[Jimmy] Yeah?

You need to get a job.

Is this from the kitchen or...

-Jimmy. -[Jimmy] What?

I don't wanna do this.

I thought I did, but...

I don't wanna be nursing other people's babies every day.

You know, some days, yes, but--

You know, not every day.

Some days, I just wanna be here.

Maybe I should get a job.

-Hey. -Hello.

Sorry, I lost track of time.

-Went well? -Yeah. It was pretty overwhelming.

You know, I didn't realize how traumatic it must've been for her too.

What, reporting you?

Just everything.

Even just seeing me in the state that I was in.

I pretty much told her everything.

-Like us and Jodie... -Oh!

Yeah.

I know, I didn't expect to.

And she was worried that I'd blame her too.

Did you, a bit?

Well, maybe.

But then I realized it was her reporting me

that put me on the path that led me here.

-I got a bit paranoid when you were late. -Yeah, I can tell.

-I understand. -It's just such a difficult situation.

Mm. Well, we're sorting it out.

Not avoiding it anymore.

Talking it through like grown-ups.

Lawrence would be proud.

-So can we have sex now? -Yup.

Yeah.

[cellphone chimes]

That's you.

I'm asleep.

It could be Kate.

She might be missing her Isabella.

[Nina] What the hell does that mean?

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