Original subtitles

Just tell me,

are you pregnant?

I know you must be confused right now, and I so want to be there for

you and be happy for you. But I can’t Neens. I can’t.

I can assure you, this is my blood.

You should know the results by tomorrow.

Okay.

I'm seeing Phillip Noonan. Seeing meaning -

Rooting.

Marry me?

Your...

Timing's terrible.

His TV show in Sydney's great,

but I'm gonna find someone else for the tour.

Mick.

They think Alfie has encephalitis.

Oh, God.

There's nothing we can do. Except wait.

one more moving.

[Kim] Things are speeding up.

[Nina] Oh, yes!

-There's a head... -[moaning]

and a little hand too.

[screams in pain]

[groaning]

Oh! No problem.

Your baby just grabbed Dr. Proudman's finger.

Some babies come out like...

Okay, I need a big push.

[screams in pain]

That's it.

Oh, here she is!

-[woman] Oh! -[Kim] 12:01.

[Nina] Okay, baby.

[baby crying]

[Kim] Your date of birth, baby, is the 18th.

[Nina] Oh, my birthday!

Happy shared birthday, little girl.

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why

♪ Won't you sing Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh

♪ Bring your hips to me

♪ To me

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh

♪ Bring your hips to me

♪ To me

♪ To me

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why

♪ Won't you sing

[Nina] The only thing I want for my birthday

is for Alfie to be okay.

["Watching Neighbors" by Olenka and The Autumn Lovers playing]

-Ha--happy birthday, Nins. -[Nina] Oh, yeah, thanks.

-Yep. -[Darcy] Happy birthday, my darling girl.

[Geraldine] Happy birthday, Nina.

-[Darcy] With all the drama... -[Geraldine] I didn't wrap

-your present or anything. -Oh, it's okay.

Let's not make a fuss about my birthday.

-We should cancel the restaurant, dad. -Yeah.

No one's gonna feel like it.

I'll, uh, I'll let people know. It's a shame we can't celebrate.

[Cherie] Oh, well, at least let me buy you a birthday muffin.

Well, I'll grab breakfast for everyone.

-[Darcy] Okay. Come on, you! -[Cherie] Come on, Billie.

-[Darcy] Bye, mom. See you. -[Cherie] Bye-bye.

[Billie] Oh, God!

[Billie] Oh!

I have to tell someone.

I have been having visions.

[Cherie] What kind of visions?

The kind that invade my brain space.

Mick and Rosanna in a hotel room in Sydney together.

I'm seeing pashing.

Clothes coming off,

her creamy skin against 1,000-thread-count sheets and...

[Billie groans] Ah! God!

One night and it's eating up my stomach lining.

I mean, how-- how could I manage them

traveling together on a whole tour?

But Mick's not doing the tour anymore, so--

Yeah, but what if my insecurity ruins his music career?

Well, if you ask me, you should trust your relationship that it's--

-Ugh! -Another vision?

[Billie] Mm-hm, mm-hm.

I'm seeing Mick,

Rosanna, and Ollie skipping together,

singing in perfect harmony.

-It's like The Partridge Family. -Hm...

May--maybe he would be happier with her.

I mean, she's--she's nicer. They have musical kindred spirits

-and he could be father to a ready-made-- -Billie, Mick loves you.

-Why don't you just stop-- -[Billie yells]

Oh, God!

Is this what it's like for you all the time?

-Yes, it's exhausting. -Oh!

-Oh. -Oh, Nina.

Your imagination must be in fifth gear right now.

Oh, no, I'm trying not to think about the possible pregnancy

till we know one way or another.

-[groaning] -You're doing so well, Nina.

-Yeah, you're nearly there now. -Superb uterine performance, Nina.

[Billie] Ca--ca-can I stroke you or something?

Mind you, if I was in excruciating pain,

someone stroking me would irritate the shit out of me.

I--Is my talking irritating you?

Ice?

[Billie] Sorry!

You're so beautiful.

Oh, here comes another one!

[screams in pain]

-Sorry, we all know this isn't real. -Yeah.

I can't handle having another baby.

I did make that pretty clear.

[Cherie] You know, I decided to have Ray

without expecting anything from a father.

I mean, it's always an option.

Yeah, but the father's also an ex

who's probably shitting himself.

Yeah, but this father is an honorable man.

You--you don't want the father to be roped in

-just because he's obliged. -[Nina] Oh, sorry,

Stop saying "the father".

He's not "the father," he's Patrick.

And I have to work out how I feel about all of this.

I mean, should it-- should it change the way I see the relationship?

Two separate things tangled up in a total mess.

Me--me and Patrick. Me and the father of this baby.

So I can't just step back and see it as options,

like a multiple choice, because...

I just don't know!

I--I--I can't see any of that.

All I can see is nothing or everything.

I don't know!

[soft rock music]

I guess we can probably have her muffin.

-Hi. Sorry to disturb you. -Hi.

I just, um... I'm not here because...

No result yet.

-Okay. -Hm.

Well, do you want a cup of tea,

or do you want to come upstairs?

Uh, no, no, I'm just--just here for a sec.

Ah...

It's probably silly to discuss this before we know,

but just--just so we're absolutely clear...

-Sure. -I...

I--if I am pregnant,

which I may not be, but if I am,

uh, just...

I would like to have the baby.

Mm.

I would hate for you to feel obliged or, or...

-No, Nina-- -I'd be happy to do it solo, I think.

Um, I've got family support, and there's child care

and, um, I probably wouldn't be able to deliver babies anymore,

but there's--there's um-- obstetric sub-specialties,

and, and I'd be--I'd be...

Anyway, the point is that none of that is your problem.

Nina--

out of some misguided sense of honor

because...

Are we--are we clear?

Yeah, I suppose so.

I'll let you know when I have the result.

Um, Nina, wait, actually, um.

Um...

Well, I got this for your birthday ages ago.

Oh.

It's a five-day horse ride in the high country.

Oh, I've always wanted to do that.

It's for two people.

So maybe, um...

Uh, maybe you can take Billie or...

Anyway, hey, happy birthday.

Thanks.

[soft rock music]

[whinnies]

[phone ringing]

Oh.

[Nina] Test result?

[ringing continues]

Hi.

Hello. You sound anxious.

Oh, of course, you assume I'm ringing about the...

-Are you? -No, no.

We missed the early pathology collections.

We won't, uh,

Well, I--I don't have your test result yet.

Oh.

Uh, meanwhile, happy birthday!

Oh, thank you.

[chuckles]

I, uh, brought your gift to Geraldine's,

but she's not home.

Should I drop by the hospital?

Oh, no, no. I'll, um, I'll meet you at mom's.

[woman on TV] Coming up after the break,

music duo Mick and Rosanna

-launch their national tour-- -Oh, to be accurate,

-I'm not going on the tour. -No.

You see, I had to give it up because my wife

is a jealous shrew who is crippling my creative future.

So, in fact, coming up after the break...

Our last performance together!

Ah!

[lively music]

[Philip chuckles]

-[Nina] Oh, so many presents! -Yeah.

One for every birthday I missed

and for this one.

Oh.

Is it too much?

Oh, it...

Oh!

This is the concert I would've loved to have taken you to

for your 12th birthday, to hear "The Lark Ascending".

Oh...

Ah!

-My nana's cake forks. -Oh.

For your 18th.

I don't suppose people use cake forks anymore,

but as a family heirloom.

Oh, and this is the,

the--the year that you graduated from medicine.

Well, I would've been absurdly proud.

[both chuckling]

Have I embarrassed you?

-Oh, a little bit. It's... -Oh.

Is this presumptuous?

-It is, it is. I should've done-- -No!

No, it's not. It's--it's--it's touching.

It's very touching.

-Thank you. -[Philip chuckles]

[Nina] I--I wish you had been there on all those occasions

when I was growing up.

[Nina groans]

[soft laughs]

Oh, hi, dad!

Oh.

Philip just dropped in

to give me a present.

-So I see. -Hm.

-Mm. A present? -Yeah, a present.

Well...

Wow.

So, um, what are all the numbers for?

-Oh. -[Philip] Well, it's--

one for every, um, birthday--

That you missed out on.

[Philip] Darcy,

this was a gesture, uh...

Clumsy, ill-conceived,

-and I'm mortified about-- -What am I supposed to make of all this?

Darcy, Philip can be overly enthusiastic,

Geraldine, you're not helping an already delicate situation

by having sex with the man.

Oh!

Oh, dad. I--I know--

I know this is upsetting for you,

but... [scoffs]

Surely, no.

Brilliant!

-[Philip] Nina... -[Geraldine] Darling, darling.

I'll just leave you all to sort yourselves out.

Thank you for the presents.

[sighs heavily]

[Mick and Rosanna] ♪ And I see how you try

♪ I want you all the time

♪ You think your wings are broken ♪

♪ Your wings, they are not broken ♪

♪ I wish you would unfold them ♪

♪ You make me happy

♪ You make me happy

♪ You shouldn't be alone

♪ Babe, come on home

♪ You make me happy

[audience cheering]

[TV clicks off]

[Billie] ♪ I never said that I was easy ♪

♪ Always pushing for the best

♪ It's just 'cause I believe

♪ Believe in you, baby

♪ And this I must confess

♪ You make me happy

♪ You make me happy

♪ You shouldn't be alone

♪ Baby, come on home

♪ You make me happy

♪ You make me happy

♪ You make me happy

♪ You shouldn't be alone

♪ Baby, come on home

♪ You make me happy

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[Nina] Oh.

[somber music]

[drawer creaks open]

[door knocks]

[Billie] Can I come in?

What's up with you?

[sighs]

A few days overdue and I've conjured

the whole thing up in my head.

[Nina chuckles]

You know, please don't prod the girls, Billie.

Sometimes, symptoms can seem like--

I mean, it's just late.

There's no baby.

I--I--I--I wasn't sure

if it was a good idea to--

To have an unplanned baby conceived by an ex

who says he can't handle a baby.

Yeah.

But now that it's gone away,

I think I really, really wanted it.

Oh, Nins.

I really wish you had been.

I'm sorry.

[Nina] It's okay.

Oh, God.

and I've made it worse by telling Patrick.

Now I have to un-tell him.

Well, do you want me to un-tell him for you?

Thanks, but probably not appropriate.

[Nina] My job.

I'm celebrating my lucky escape.

[hornpipe blows]

Are you having a vision about how he'll react?

Yep. He's throwing a party.

Are Mick and Rosanna are at the party too?

No--no.

You--you and Patrick were mainly great together.

You know, maybe a bona fide pregnancy scare

is a handy way for you guys to just--

No, that's not how it works.

Well, what--what about Mr. and Mrs. Bleckensopp?

It turned out she was just very gassy,

and they stayed together anyway.

And--and then they had the kid with the chin.

[chuckles]

Sometimes, accidents can be a handy way to--

Oh, God, I'm so scared that he's gonna be relieved.

Uh--I don't know if I can handle seeing the relief on his face.

[phone ringing]

Oh, it's Jim.

Hey, Jimmy. Any news?

-Good news. -Oh, good. Is Alfie--

Yeah, he's responded really well to the antibiotics.

[Nina] Temperature down?

Yep, yep, and the scans look good.

He's on the mend.

Oh, that, that-- that's just fantastic.

[Darcy] It's tremendous.

Come and join us, Nina!

[Cherie] Get yourself down here!

[Billie] Mick, why are you switched off?

I guess--Oh, I guess you're on the flight back.

Um, great news about Alfie.

Uh, he's--he's come good.

The doctors think he's gonna be fine.

So,

I just wish that...

Yeah, anyway,

um,

see you when you're back. Bye.

-What? -I think it's time I made a big fuss

of Nina's birthday.

Oh, I see.

This is about Philip's 35 presents.

This is a plan to outdo him.

What's wrong with a father

trying to give his daughter a party?

Like the fiasco you threw when she was eight?

When you were shagging the 23-year-old DJ

in the Hi-ace van

while I was slaving away,

wrapping bacon around prunes

and Nina had her first panic attack.

All the more reason why I should make it up to her now.

We can't all gallivant off to a party.

-We've got to stay near Alfie. -I'm aware of that.

I'll find a party venue near Alfie.

Oh, Darcy!

Just don't do anything involving karaoke.

[Geraldine sighs]

[Nina] Welcome back, Alfie.

Look at you.

Filling those lungs like a champion.

Just as well you're back with us.

We need you.

[calming music]

[approaching footfalls]

Just wanted to check something with you.

Fire away.

Will you be Alfie's godmother?

What?

It just feels like I can ask you now

that we know that he's gonna be okay and--

Your eyes are all red.

No, no, I...

I just did a double shift.

Yeah, right.

So...

will you be his godmother?

[Kim sobbing]

Are you trying to say yes?

[Zara] Okay.

So,

I guess this is our big goodbye.

Yeah.

Thanks so much for everything, Mick.

I wouldn't be where I'm at without...

your brilliance.

Truly.

Well, if you change your mind about the tour,

my brilliance will still be here.

Mick.

We've both got to do what...

works.

[sighs]

-I'm sorry. -It's okay.

I understand.

[Rosanna sighs]

So long, Mick.

[Ollie] Mom, I saw you on TV!

[Rosanna] Hey!

[car engine rumbles]

See ya!

I wish you every good thing with your music.

[car revs]

-Hi. -Hey.

Hey, Alfie.

You're looking much better now, mate.

I'm so happy for you.

Thanks.

And thanks for being around so much.

It really meant a lot when you were there

in times when we didn't know what was happening.

Yeah.

Well.

[clacks]

You love them with such intensity.

It's a more powerful force

than you think your body can take.

Yeah.

[Nina] Patrick!

Oh, I wasn't expecting.

Oh, God! I don't--don't feel ready.

Come on, you have to do this.

Don't--don't sound needy, just...

-Hi. -[Patrick] Hey.

Were you just here seeing Alfie?

Yeah, just saw him.

It's wonderful.

It is. It's wonderful.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

Uh, I was just, on my way to find you.

Really? Great, 'cause I want to talk to you.

Um...

please know that I want to be a father to this baby.

And I know I've given you plenty of reasons to think,

you know, why I don't want to have kids,

but I want to be supportive and involved--

Patrick...

I'm not saying that we'd be a couple, if--

Look, there's plenty of precedents in your family for two--

Thank you for offering, but, um, I'm not pregnant.

It was--it was just a scare.

Oh.

I'm--I'm sorry for bothering you.

There's no need to apologize.

Ever since...

-your mind must be racing with-- -Please don't think

that my imagination got the better of me.

It was--it was just a mistake.

A mistake?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I wish it had never happened.

You're sorry?

[Nina] Don't cry in front of him.

Nina, you have to come with me right now.

-What? No, I'm just going. -No.

-[Nina] No, no, no. What? -Patrick, you can come too.

-[Patrick] Jimmy, please! -[Jimmy] Look, stop, stop!

Do not ask questions, just come!

-[Nina] Well, is it about Alfie? -[Jimmy] No, no, no.

I'm under strict instructions from dad.

Where are we going? I don't think we're allowed down here.

I said no questions.

[door slams open]

[all] Surprise!

Happy birthday, my darling girl!

Take two of your eighth birthday party.

-Mwah. -Now,

you requested for your dream party, fancy dress,

Passiona, devils on horseback, and a piñata.

I thought we might just do our best to make it happen now.

[Nina] Oh, dad.

Happy birthday, darling!

Thanks, mom.

Um, not too much, is it, love?

I mean, is the old dad railroading?

Oh, no!

No, dad.

-It's great. -Good.

I think I feel like trying on one of the costumes.

-I'll get the music on. -[Cherie] Oh, look at this.

[Patrick] Look, Jimmy, good luck with it,

-but I think I'm gonna-- -[Jimmy] No, no, no! Stay.

We need extra bodies to make this whole

lame-ass, last-minute event less embarrassing.

Yeah, but I don't think Nina wants me here--

No, it's okay. This can be a celebration for Alfie too.

Please just stay, mate.

[Billie] Did you tell him?

Does him being here mean that you...

Yeah, I've told him.

And, no, it means nothing.

So... This is just excruciating for you.

Yes, and for him too, I'm sure.

No, not that one! Not that one.

-I've got the perfect costume for you. -Okay.

[laughs]

[Clegg] Mm?

[indistinct chatter]

[Clegg] Hm.

[Jimmy] Mick!

How good is it?

[Mick] Mate,

it's great.

Hi.

-Are you-- -Pissed off,

bit sad,

but I'll get over it.

-Will you? -I don't think it's about me being--

You got your way on this.

Don't--don't say it like that. I didn't get my way, Mick.

Fuck, Billie, don't expect me to jump up and down

with glee straightaway, okay?

Let's just...

concentrate on celebrating...

[Cherie] And...

-Ah... -[Cherie] That's enjoying it.

What is this?

We're so not getting through this without alcohol.

[door creaks open]

Will you grab two more of those?

Whatever you want.

[bottle clanking]

[Billie] It's not what I want.

It's not who I wanna be.

I'm having hallucinations.

I'm--I'm shriveling into some thin-lipped harpy,

and I can't sing!

-What? -I--I--

I really can't sing at all.

Yeah. I know you can't sing.

And I'm--and I'm crippling your creativity

and--and your musical career,

and you'll resent me if--if you end up

shoveling mulch and crying and wanking all day.

-[Mick] Steady on! -[Billie] What if--

-What if--what if-- -Billie, stop, stop!

I don't wanna become one of those paranoid couples

that just invent crazy--

Are we turning into Patrick and Nina?

No, that's never gonna happen

because we can be honest with each other.

Okay?

Okay.

Yes.

I'm attracted to Rosanna.

And there are always gonna be women

I find attractive just like...

there will always be men that you lust after.

And we just--

We have to trust each other.

You're right.

I know you're right.

Billie, I never want to do anything

that makes you unhappy.

Hon, I never wanna do anything that limits

how fabulous you are.

[breathes heavily]

-So what do we do? -Well, I--

I promise to keep my pants on with Rosanna.

-And you? -And I'll--

I'll endure you two making musical magic without me.

Yeah.

Except it doesn't work because Rosanna's

the one who pulled the pin.

Oh, there may still be a chance.

Mm. Mm.

Leave it to me.

What? No!

-[Mick] Wait! -[Billie] You get booze.

-[Mick] Billie! -[Billie] I'll see you there.

[wood clacking]

[door creaks open]

-[Billie] Rosanna. -Billie.

I apologize for any inappropriate thoughts I had about you.

I saw you guys on TV.

It was beautiful.

And I want Mick

to be the most fabulous version of himself that he can be.

And that means working with you.

[tongue clicks] Look, I appreciate that, but, you know, why--

why would I want to bring angst--

I will beg if necessary.

And the begging will be undignified

-and it will go on for hours. -Billie.

Please.

Please?

[indistinct chattering]

[Mick] Hey, hey.

[Zara] Okay, Jimmy, I--

[chattering continues]

Hi.

[Patrick] Hey.

I'm sorry you got dragged into this...

event.

Um, as you know, my family can be too boisterous

and jump in without thinking.

No, I like that about your family.

Yeah, well,

sometimes, maybe.

But I just want you to know that you--

You don't have to stay if you don't--

Uh, Nina, if you're uncomfortable with me being here--

No, I'm just, um... I'm uncomfortable if your uncomfortable.

No, I'm not, really. I'm--

[loud music plays]

[Patrick] Nina, if you want me to go, I can leave.

-I'm just saying that it's-- What? -Really...

Huh? I can't hear you.

-[Darcy] Piñata. -[Patrick] What?

-[Darcy] Piñata. -[Cherie] Piñata!

[Kim] Woohoo!

[Nina] This may not be exactly where you expected to be at 35

but it's okay. It's not okay.

It's unbearable to be in the same room as him,

given the...

Shut up! Shut up!

Just look like you're having fun

for Darcy's sake.

[soft rock music]

-Hey, Mick! -[Mick] Hey, hey, hey!

[Ollie] Nice penguin costume!

[Mick chuckling] Hi.

Hey.

You know, I'm gonna watch you like a hawk.

I might turn up anytime on tour.

I understand that.

Good.

[groans] Ah...

Geraldine.

My heart is full.

And...

may I just apologize to you for behaving

so petulantly with Philip Noonan?

Hm.

My heart's also full, Darcy.

Whatever shortcomings you have as a husband,

you're a wonderful father.

Thank you.

And knowing you think that

inspires me to...

[Mick] Yeah.

[Billie] Go, penguin! Go, penguin!

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

[Nina] Are we just two people with no connection at all now?

Is--is that what he...

[basket rattles]

[sizzles]

[sloshing]

Why did you choose devils on horseback?

Thought it sounded dramatic.

Oh, it is!

It is.

It's a swashbuckling canapé,

such a disgusting concept

and yet unexpectedly delicious.

[groans]

[laughs]

My God, Jim,

you amaze me.

You've handled this

with...

such strength.

Such grace.

I've been flying blind.

When things got, you know, really black,

I--I just let the universe narrow down

into little pinpoints of light,

to the things I'm certain about.

I love Alfie.

I love my family.

And I love Zara,

even if there's a chance she doesn't love me back.

[Jimmy] Hey.

What's going on?

Is Alfie okay?

[Zara] Yeah, he's fine. Kim's with him.

[door creaks open]

Are you okay?

I'm tired,

deep into my bones.

Me too.

Also...

I wanna--

Things can sneak up on you,

and I want to say...

Oh, I see.

-Jimmy, you're shaking. -Yeah, I don't know.

It feels like a first kiss or something.

Do you think either of us are capable of this?

We can try our very best.

["Baby It's You" by The Promises playing]

What's up, doc?

Just so you know,

I don't think Darcy and I are gonna try for another baby.

Oh!

What does this decision betoken for you and me?

I don't know yet.

Want to have a dance?

[people cheering]

[car door shuts]

[Philip] Uh...

Excuse me, uh, do you work here?

Uh, not anymore.

I've been invited to a party.

-I can't imagine where in a hospital-- -Oh.

Nina's party?

Yes.

-Are you Philip Noonan? -Yes.

I've seen your photo on your website.

I'm Patrick Reid.

Oh.

It's good to finally meet you.

-[Philip] Patrick. -[Patrick] Yeah.

Wonderful to meet you.

Are you leaving?

Yeah, I'm, I'm-- It's, it's...

Yes, well, I've got a rough idea about what--um, what...

Well, you know.

You're Nina's father.

-Sorry, it's just-- -Yeah, it's strange.

-Yeah. -And terrifying.

And quite wonderful.

[chuckles]

I can see Nina in you.

You're smiling just thinking about her.

Yeah.

Nina made it pretty clear that she, um...

We made a mess of things,

-so-- -Are you giving up?

Well, it's not a matter of giving up.

Well, give up if you want to.

Based on my own experience,

a man can have real regrets.

Sorry?

No, I'm sorry.

It's none of my business.

Well...

- Good luck to you, Patrick. -Yeah.

[calm music]

["S-S-S Single Bed" playing]

Thanks, dad.

-This has just been great. -Oh, good.

I--I'm feeling exhausted

and I might have to head along soon.

Yeah, look, that's all right.

Just one thing, though.

You can't go until you've cracked the piñata!

[all cheering]

I made that for you when you were eight.

[Jimmy] Yeah and it's been buried in mom's attic since.

What sort of animal is it?

[Billie] It's a horse, obviously.

[Jimmy] Since when do horses have sticky-outy legs?

[Billie] Hey, I was 10! No one helped me.

[Nina] Oh.

[Nina] All right. Come on.

I just need to get this fucking thing open

so I can sort out my life.

Why can't I...

[thuds]

get my...

life together?

[people cheering]

Must try...

to run my life.

[Jimmy] Hit in the balls!

[Nina] What's this thing made of?

[Nina] Come on!

[all cheering]

[clouts]

Is that lady gonna hurt her baby by doing that?

[Billie] Shh.

Is Nina pregnant?

[Cherie] She thought she was.

I may or may not have witnessed a blood test,

-the results of which are not-- -[Zara] So Nina might be pregnant.

Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?

No, I'm not-- I'm not pregnant!

Oh, hello!

No, not pregnant. It's a false alarm.

[Kim] Does anyone in this family

know anything about contraception?

-Hang on, so who's the father? -Adam or Patrick.

-Adam is not the father of the child. -So you are pregnant?

[Geraldine] No, she's not pregnant, Darcy, keep up.

[Geraldine] Who's Adam?

I didn't toy with him!

-in the first place. -[indistinct chatter]

Oh, even when Patrick thought I was pregnant

he still made a point of saying we'd never be a couple!

That's not what I said.

And you're the one who said you're happy to be solo

rather than roped together in misery.

[Billie] You two, not good at talking.

And good at other things, obviously.

You seemed so relieved when I wasn't pregnant.

Stop thinking you know what I'm thinking,

because sometimes you get it wrong.

It was my fault we broke up.

I messed you around.

Well,

I handled it badly.

It was mostly my fault.

If you weren't so cryptic...

Yeah, she wouldn't have to guess what you're thinking.

No, thanks, Billie, I can handle it.

I wish you had been pregnant.

Me too.

I wanna be with you no matter what.

Is that clear enough for you?

Very clear.

[saw rattling]

I found a bone saw

in the orthopedics department.

[saw rattling]

[rock music]

[Patrick] That's the way, that's the way.

[all cheering]

I thought I'd lost her.

[cell phone dings]

Philip!

I think Nina's two fathers should raise a toast

to their beautiful daughter's birthday.

Oh, uh, yes!

Wonderful idea!

[chuckles]

Dad,

thank you for inviting him.

I thought I should.

Everybody, raise your plastic cups.

Happy birthday, Nina.

[all] Happy birthday, Nina!

This champagne tastes kind of fungal.

I just, uh, checked my messages.

Your pregnancy test was positive.

What?

Well, I've--I--I've probably

had a miscarriage since then.

Champagne tasted fungal when I was pregnant with you.

-Let's go. -Are you all right? Okay.

Let's go.

[classic rock music]

[people cheering]

[fetal heartbeats]

[theme music]