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Who is Nina's biological father.

There are two possibilities. What?

The local GP I used to go to.

And a council parking inspector.

This snuggly, happy family thing.

That's not us. Well, we are having a baby together.

Jimmy,

your too young.

I don't feel that way about you.

When do you think we're ready to.

Maybe try for a baby?

Let's name the date.

I'll check my calendar and we'll let you know.

Well, the boys and I are ready to go.

Oh, this is Andrew, my brother. Jim.

I want to live with you. Really?

But I don't want you to move in here with me.

We should get a place together.

[elevator bell dings]

Nins, Mrs Foster's just in.

-Contractions? -Five minutes.

Also, there's a 1970's Parking Inspector here to see you.

Sorry? Who?

That's his name.

His name?

First name 1970's, surname Parking Inspector.

[man] Nina? I am a Fitzroy parking officer.

I am your father.

Pardon?

-[man] Nina? -[Nina] Huh?

[man] I'm your local family GP.

I've got right-wing views and several disturbing children.

-What? -We like to gamble.

And I'm your father.

[keys clinking]

[Martin] Nina! Nina Proudman?

-I'm an obstetrics PhD. -Martin?

Okay, so maybe there was a third.

I cultivate African violets and I broke the national javelin record

-and I am your-- -No!

-[heavy sighs] -You all right?

[grunts]

You called out Martin's name.

-Oh, did I? -Mm-hm. You're dreaming about him?

I think it was bad.

Bad bad or sexy bad?

[laughs]

[Nina] Terrible.

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why

♪ Won't you sing Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh

♪ Bring your hips to me

♪ To me Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh

♪ Bring your hips to me

♪ To me

♪ To me

♪ Oh why, oh why

♪ Oh, why

♪ Won't you sing

[Nina] "This bright, two-bedroom, low-maintenance rental

situated in a modern apartment block

with a heated pool, spa..."

Yeah, can't really see you and I in a communal spa.

No.

"This three-bedroom, two-bath..."

Hang on.

Billie.

So, I have confirmation.

Dr Phillip Noonan is still practicing

at the Morrison Street Medical Clinic.

-What? -As for Option "B", the parking inspector,

according to Fitzroy Council employment records--

Billie, whoa. Have you-- have you looked them up?

Yeah, just accumulating information.

Nothing more.

Oh, yeah. Actually, I was...

I was just hoping we could sit with this.

Well, you must be at least a bit curious?

I don't know that I am.

You've thought yourself into some weird mental position, haven't you?

Like the psychological equivalent

of getting stuck in some yoga pose.

No.

And Billie...

if I do decide to take this further,

I'm gonna do it on my own terms

when I'm ready and probably alone.

Well, once again, it's all about you.

Yes! Yes, it is, actually. It is all about me.

Well, what if we just viewed them?

Bye, Billie.

[alarm beeps]

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Billie says you've gone into total emotional shutdown

and don't want to find your own dad?

No, actually, I don't, Jimmy.

Not necessarily. And--and right now I'm...

You do realize, if it's the doctor, your name would be Nina Noonan.

And if you became a grandma, you'd be Nana Nina Noonan.

It just keeps on giving.

[indistinct chatter]

[phone rings]

[Nina] Hi, Mom.

in regards to...

Did Billie call you too?

No, I'm at home with Jimmy.

Were you listening into my call?

Mom, I'm actually out at the moment.

If you don't like it, don't use the home line.

Anyway, I just want you to know that I support your choice.

I haven't actually made a choice.

-I haven't even made-- -[Jimmy] Well, of course you support it.

-It's easier for you. -Jimmy, if I was interested in your--

It's an adventure, Mom!

[exhales] I'm gonna have to go now.

Do you remember the time I got adopted by another family?

You were never adopted by another family!

[Jimmy] The Bayer-Hubermans!

They didn't adopt you. You just turned up to the house every night

'till Liz Bayer-Huberman got so annoyed,

she told me to come and pick you up!

-Really? -Yes and then she gave me an invoice

for all the food you ate over the four months.

Oh.

[disconnect tone]

Darling? Oh.

Could be a good study or TV room.

[cell phone rings]

I'll turn it off.

I'll just... I'll just...

-Dad. -[Darcy] I just spoke to Billie.

Right. Yes?

Nina...

No, I just--I haven't...

I haven't made any decisions yet, Dad.

Because... if there's even a fragment of you that's...

curious about this, then-- then you should pursue it.

You have to.

I have thought about it.

A bit.

And I think...

what's the best case scenario?

He's a nice, healthy man who doesn't expect anything of me.

I--I have a father.

I have a father I love.

[knocks]

I'm sorry, ma'am, uh... the opening is over.

[disconnect tone]

[sighs]

[Mick] Yeah, I reckon we'll start with some bread.

-Yeah, good idea. Thanks. -Thank you.

So, Andrew, can we try a conversation about getting rolling again.

Whoa, can't we... Can't we catch up first?

Yeah, we've already done that.

We ordered and you bragged about your car park.

Okay, I'm back in the zone at the end of the week.

We need your swimmers.

Are you free Friday night?

Saturday morning?

There's a chance that my Friday night might, uh,

stretch into Saturday morning.

What?

Tim.

Are you--Are you at the shagging point with Tim?

[chuckles] Okay, tell me every detail.

Start at the beginning. Spare me nothing.

There's not a lot to tell.

There's obviously been progression.

-Some. -Pashing?

[Billie] Yeah, well, give me context.

-Billie! -What?

-We saw a movie. -Okay, straight but continue.

And afterwards we were talking and...

Well--well, mostly babbling from me, but...

he kinda touched my hair and...

Unoriginal, but solid.

And then I stopped babbling for a second

and I kinda looked at him and...

-Sustained? With tongue? -Jesus!

Thank you. Timing.

[chuckles] Thanks.

Hey, um, does Tim know that...

That we're, um... That I'm your...

What, you're our spoof jockey? Ha--have you told him?

Yeah. I discuss my family's sperm situation

with every potential employer.

Do you think I ought to tell him?

No, it's too soon. It's too...

[cell phone ringing]

...weird.

"Hey, Tim, I don't know if you know but I'm..."

Well, hey, what you do is you tell him

but only when you're totally certain

that he's completely addicted to you.

See, when I first started dating Mick,

he didn't even know that I was actually 30.

-[scoffs] I so knew. -Hello?

Uh, Billie, I've got a man here who says you fielded a request

about his house.

Can't seem to find it on file. Um, a Daryl Collie.

No, uh...

-[Billie] Oh... -[Darcy] Um...

Would that be under the property address or...

Um, no--no, Dad. Uh...

That man's...

Th--there was no inquiry.

What?

He...

He's the parking inspector who might be Nina's father.

[shutter sound]

This is so good.

-[shutter sound] -[cell phone rings]

Billie, we are standing in the most amazing sublet.

Nins, um, I have to tell you something.

You may find it confronting.

What?

I want to preface this by stating this is the product

of an extremely unpredictable chain of events.

What is?

You're not required to do anything

but I thought it would be inappropriate

for you not to know what was happening at this moment.

What's happening?

Daryl Collie,

your potential father, has turned up at work.

Dad is having a meltdown.

Mom's on her way

and Daryl's desperate to meet you.

Give me your location. I'll come to you immediately.

There'll be other places.

We don't want to make a panic decision.

Well, it's not. I--I'm panicked

but you're not panicked

and you think this is the one, right?

It's the one.

Offer another 50 if it gives us a better chance.

B--before I state anything else,

I'd just like to declare that everything I have done,

I have done because I'm interested in you.

And I'm only interested in you because I love you.

-Enormously. -Just get in the car, please.

As you know, I had ascertained that Option "B",

the parking inspector, was a Mr. Daryl Collie.

Oh, and as you know,

I had said very clearly leave it at that.

That is correct. But, unfortunately,

prior to that declaration,

I had established that Daryl lives in the area.

A mere 15 minutes away.

No, Billie!

Just walking by and taking a look, that's all.

[guitar acoustic music]

But as fate would have it,

there was a very limited amount I could see from the street.

So it occurred to me,

perhaps inappropriately, that I was in a work outfit

and that real estate agents often make unprompted visits on property.

-What? -Don't judge me! You did it once.

-I did not! -Yes, you did!

You got me to door knock on that Carlton place.

not drop bombshells about unwanted daughters.

Neither was I. I just wanted a visual, that's all.

[door knob clatters]

-Hi. -Hi.

Um... Um...

Sorry to, um, to interrupt your afternoon.

I--I'm Billie Proudman from Proudman Real Estate.

I'm just calling because...

a client of ours has expressed interest in your property.

Oh.

[Billie] There was no sign of Daryl and this woman, she was way too young.

She was only like a decade older than us.

It's, um, it's more spacious than you'd think, isn't it?

But, then, this girl,

the daughter, was you in the mid-'90s.

Um, Bree...

Bree, this is Billie.

I'm sorry, I forgot what agency you're from.

[Billie] She was doing yoga whilst watching an online university lecture.

She was so you. I felt, like, this bit of vomit come up in my throat.

No, she sniffed and blinked.

She sniffed and blinked like only you sniff and blink.

And then,

just did something pointless with her hair

Um... Um...

I--I'll just leave you my card.

And you can... you can call me.

[Billie] Ah!

Are you okay?

[Billie] It was like being in a parallel world,

overrun by Nina replicates.

And at--at that point I realized that I had somewhat

overstepped the mark.

At that point. At that point!

And I vowed that would be the end of it.

Absolutely. In retrospect,

I can see that my sudden honesty

placed Dad in a difficult position.

Well, the eldest moved out a while back, and Bree, she's the youngest,

is going overseas to study. So we're thinking of downsizing.

Oh, sorry, what?

Did you ever, um...

Were you a...

-a parking inspector? -Yeah, I was.

For two summers in my late teens.

Late teens?

Unfortunately...

He was a teenager!

A teenager! I mean...

Fuck, Geraldine! Fucking hell!

So, I called Cherie.

She's taken Darcy.

He's cooling off.

Mom's arrived, she's at the pub, she's talking with Daryl.

He is understandably a little... thrown by this.

He has expressed a desire to meet you.

There is absolutely no pressure

and it's perfectly fine for you to opt to do nothing.

Is that what you want?

What do you want to do?

Just indicate when you know.

[chattering]

[Billie] He's sitting opposite Mom.

[Nina] Yeah, I get that, Billie.

[Nina] I don't feel anything.

If you were my father, wouldn't I feel...

[scoffs] No. You don't believe in that.

Darling?

Uh, Daryl, this is...

[Daryl] My goodness.

You look just like Bree.

My daughter.

I'm Nina.

I'm Daryl Collie.

-Um, would you like some space-- -Surely not, Mom.

Could I get us some food, perhaps? Some chips or dips?

Okay.

Daryl, I'm...

I'm so sorry about all of this.

[Daryl] No, no, I'm sorry, too. It's...

It's just I'm a bit stunned, I'm afraid.

Me, too.

I have to admit, I'd almost forgotten that afternoon.

Not that it was a forgettable afternoon.

It's just that it was so long ago.

I'm not even sure that we completely--

We did... completely.

That day, well...

I was in a particularly fragile state.

I'd been sitting in my car for hours

just trying to collect my thoughts.

-Where was I? -Oh, I can't remember.

I--I was sitting there--

What do you mean you can't remember? I was one-and-a-half.

It was over three decades ago, Billie!

Daryl issued me with a parking ticket.

And, um...

I unravelled.

You were very upset.

I offered to forget the parking ticket,

but she said it wasn't just the parking ticket.

-[Geraldine] We talked. -We drank.

Sometimes...

a stranger is the best person to comfort you.

[laughs]

Stranger and the family doctor.

-[Geraldine] Billie. -Family doctor?

Oh, we...

We're not entirely sure that it's you... yet.

What? You mean there's... There's other options?

Not a plethora.

Just one other...

I think you should see this.

That's Bree. She's studying to be a physiotherapist.

And Danielle. She's a human resources manager.

She just got married.

[puffs] Wow!

[cell phone rings]

-Sheryl? -Oh, it's my wife. She's expecting me.

Oh, if you need to go, please. You--you--

Sorry, love. Yeah, uh, I got held up.

No, no, I won't be much longer.

Huh? Yeah, okay, fine.

-Anyone got a pen? -[Billie] Oh.

I've got--got one.

Thank you.

Thank you. Go ahead.

Fennel, fennel seeds.

Oh, shit. Thank you.

Ho--hold on, bin liners, and liquid handwash, yep.

Aloe vera? Uh-huh.

And dish-washing pellets.

Yeah. I won't be long, love. Bye.

-Sorry. -It's fine.

Well, what do we do from here?

There's a DNA test.

I--I suppose I could tee it up at the hospital.

Uh, it's not too complicated.

I don't suppose you know your blood type?

AB.

You sure?

[exhales] Have been my whole life.

AB.

Uh, you're not my father.

I'm just, again, I'm--I'm so sorry for the disturbance--

[Billie] Oh, Nina, stop apologizing.

[Geraldine] Yeah, it's nobody's fault.

It is. It's yours.

Just to confirm, um...

no-one was here for the house?

-I mean that was just-- -No, no, sorry.

But if you are interested in selling,

can I recommend Proudman Real Estate?

Thirty years local experience.

She's joking.

No, I'm not, actually.

Well, good luck, I suppose, in finding him.

You might want to break it to him a little bit gentler than you did me.

But look, Nina, I'm sure once he has a chance to catch his breath

he'll be thrilled to discover a daughter like you.

Thank you.

-Bye. -[both] Bye.

So...

Morrison Street Medical Centre.

No! That's enough.

No more visits, drive-bys or anything--

What? Oh, God, you haven't?

I haven't done anything!

Just pencilled in an appointment for next Tuesday

under the name of Billie Holland.

Ha! You are--God--

You are just... You are unf...

Ca--cancel it!

Mom was strangely composed.

Drunk?

No.

She was just there for support.

Maybe drunk.

-And your dad? -Oh, shit, I've gotta call Dad.

-No, look, no... -No, I do. Or Cherie, to see how he is.

Call him tomorrow.

-Nina. -Mm?

[gasps]

-This is your home. -[Nina chuckles]

It's our home.

-Did you have to offer more? -No.

-Not much competition? -It got pretty physical.

[laughing]

No, there's a 360-degree tour in there.

[relaxing instrumental music]

And he--he couldn't swap for Saturday night?

-Said he had a gig. -Sunday?

No, I can't do Sundays.

We could go right now.

I'll give Dad a call to say I'm gonna be...

30 minutes late. It's slightly early in the cycle.

No, you know how I am with time limits.

Um...

I have noticed that you do need a lot of time.

I mean, should we be discussing this?

No, we really shouldn't.

Look, I think I should just come clean and tell him.

No.

His wife's in the zone.

I've got duties tonight."

Makes you sound like our sex coach.

All right, I'll say "sperm donor."

No!

No!

Tim is an early-30s gay muso.

You associate yourself with children or conception,

[trumpets]

Oh, the anatomical accuracy is just staggering.

I'll organize something with Dad.

We'll go Saturday arvo. You have a Tim-fest tonight.

-See you. -Mm.

Just remember that there need to be limits.

-Limits? -Tonight.

If we're going tomorrow, you can't...

-Tonight. -What?

If you go the full enchilada tonight,

then your sperm count will bottom out tomorrow.

Billie!

No, you'll be fine. You can manage that.

He can go all the way to home base.

You just, you know, you stay on third.

You can manage that. It's where I live half the time.

[exhales] Just for the record, that is not true.

[clinking]

Nina, your brother and Zara are here for their ultrasound.

[Nina] Oh.

Zara's doing her nervous passive-aggressive thing

and Jimmy's doing his nervous act-like-a-12-year-old thing.

-It's bad. -[Jimmy] Just go with it!

[Nina] Oh, Jimmy, settle down.

Pretend you're having the baby.

-[Zara] You're an idiot. -[Jimmy] Nins!

Here we have your auntie,

the insanely-talented baby doctor.

Can you please tell him to turn the camera off?

[Jimmy] I want to structure the video so we're actually talking to the future kid,

so if you could address the camera as "future kid"...

Or, Jimmy, let's just leave it. Okay?

This is a really important check. We'll just wait.

Sorry about your arm.

Jimmy, you're crushing my hand.

[Nina] Please, a strong heartbeat.

Good size.

Okay, and now you're crushing my head.

[ultrasound machine pulsing]

There's your baby.

-Heartbeat sounds good. -It sounds very good.

-Placenta? -It's a good position.

Is that... is that a foot?

That is a foot.

-Is it a good foot? -It's a very good foot.

-Sex? -What? No. No, no. We don't want to know.

-Yeah, yeah, we do. -[Jimmy] No, it has to be a surprise.

[Zara] Tell me privately.

No, no. If I know you know, I'll have to know, too.

Well, I haven't looked yet but it would be easy to--

No, no, come on! Come on.

-All right, all right. -Thank you.

-We'll keep it a surprise. -Thank you.

-Okay, yep. Yep, okay. -[Jimmy] Our baby.

-[Jimmy] Our little baby! -You're crushing me again.

[instrumental music]

[relaxing music]

[phone rings]

Billie? I'm just--

[Billie] I thought of a good alibi.

In case you need to put on the brakes.

Okay. Okay, so apparently, some antibiotics affect erectile function.

So you can just say that--

-[dial tone beeping] -He--hello?

-Hi. -Hi.

-That's a great vest. -Oh, great, uh... everything.

Whoa. Hello.

I have a confession. I've had a couple of drinks.

It's a bad pre-date habit I have.

I have the exact same habit.

Just not today yet, unfortunately.

Hence this awkward stuttering.

[whispers] Right, come on.

So where were you thinking we'd go tonight?

[puffs] Well...

I have to confess something else.

Uh, I left it too late

and all of the restaurants I wanted were booked up.

So...

Well...

-Is this okay? -Yes.

Yes. Um...

I wish you'd told me, though. I would have been able to bring some--

Oh, wine?

Thanks.

-I've got one more confession. -Mm-hm?

It, uh, it contradicts the previous confession.

I didn't even try to make a booking.

I was just looking for an excuse to get you back here.

♪ Hands in my pockets as I walk across the street ♪

♪ I'm feeling tired but my legs they feel a different beat ♪

♪ And in my mind and in my body and my soul ♪

♪ I know the path's the same It's just that I am ♪

♪ Down to the river whose role is to flow the same ♪

♪ I asked the river if I'll ever find my way again ♪

♪ And from the depths I hear her chime ♪

-Hello. -Hello.

[baby cries]

I was hoping to get in to see Dr Noonan?

-Do you have an appointment? -No.

There is quite a wait, but...

Dr Henschell has a gap in about half an hour.

Um... I--I'm...

I'd prefer to see Dr Noonan.

-Name? -[Nina] Name? Name.

Nina Reid.

[Nina] Sad, Nina. Just sad and pathetic.

New patient?

Well, I'll get you to fill this in for me, please.

Just bring it back when you're done.

[coughing]

[sneezes]

[Nina] Address? Shit. Who knows?

[coughs hard]

Occupation? Do I put doctor or--or...

[blowing and coughing]

What are you doing?

Just leave. Just--

What are you doing? Leave.

Uh, Mrs. Sedderis.

[distant cough]

Mrs. Sedderis?

Uh, yes. Yes.

♪ I was singing every day

He has my chin.

[baby crying]

Sorry. Sorry.

Is this... is this all too fast for you?

No, no, no, this is great. This is great.

Um, I've just...

I've got a confession to make, too.

-You've got a boyfriend? -No!

No. No, I'm extremely single.

Epically single. No, it's not--it's not that.

This isn't your first time with a guy, is it?

Is that how it seems?

It's okay if it is. I think it's--

No, no! There've been dozens--

Well several.

Many, many. Substantially more than one.

No, no.

Tim... [sighs]

I'm helping my brother have a kid.

Uh, Mick's had trouble conceiving

and I'm the sperm donor.

And I've gotta go again tomorrow morning.

Which seriously curtails what I can do tonight...

with you.

Won't be long now.

[Nina] Oh, as if you can focus on the page.

Ms. Reid?

-Ms. Reid? -What? Yes? Hello.

Sorry about the wait.

Start of the school term.

Those schoolyards are like little Petri dishes.

[Nina] He has my smile.

-Shall we? -I'll--I'll just put--

-Oh, no, drink it. It's fine. -Oh.

Oh, well. Um, no, you don't have

-Sorry. Can I? -Leave--Oh.

Come on through.

[Nina] No photos.

So, first visit to this clinic?

[Nina] Simple answers.

Yes.

I haven't seen you before?

-No. Not that I'm aware of. -Oh.

Oh, you're a doctor.

Yes, yes, at St. Francis.

[Nina] What? That's so trackable.

What are you doing?

And what can I do for you, Nina?

His eyes.

Um...

Well, I'm--I'm...

I'm going on a--on a flight.

An international flight to Baltimore, which...

And where I'm at, I'm attending a conference.

[Nina] Get to the point.

And I--I--I-- I find those flights...

those long flights difficult.

So I was just... I was hoping to get something for that.

Uh, for flying anxiety?

Or jetlag, or...

Um, jetlag. Or both--both actually.

Both would be good.

[chuckles]

I'm a nervous flyer myself.

-Just dread those long flights. -Yes.

Every creak I hear on those planes, I imagine

Think the wings are gonna snap off!

[laughs]

I, um, I take one Valium at the start of the flight.

It helps with sleep at the other end as well, I find.

Oh, that'd be good.

[Nina] He crosses his sevens.

It's a policy of the clinic for prescriptions.

Sure.

[Nina] Shit.

Um, no listed address?

Uh, no, I'm--I'm...

Well, I'm moving house at the moment.

Is there a, um...

a family address I could, uh, put in here temporarily?

Um, well, there's my--my mother's.

What are you doing?!

[stutters] Put--put my sisters.

Put--put that down.

She's at 33, Shirley Avenue, Collingwood.

Ah...

Mm-mm.

-Prescriptions? -No.

What about family medical history?

[gasps]

Your parents.

My--my mother's in very good health.

And your father?

How's his health?

He's... Well, he had a heart attack last year.

He's prone to high blood pressure.

Should just have a listen to your heart.

[clears throat]

[heart beating]

-A touch fast. -Oh, uh...

Well, it's--it's been a bit frantic at work today.

Lots of women in labour.

Oh! You're an obstetrician?

[Nina] Oh, Nina.

Mm-hm.

-If you could, uh... -Oh.

Mm-hm.

His hands.

I delivered a baby earlier this year.

-Unexpectedly. -Really?

Mm-hm.

Right here in this office.

A pregnant woman came in complaining of stomach pains.

She was in advanced labour.

-Healthy? -Oh, they were both fine.

I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, though.

[Nina laughs]

Don't know if I'd have the constitution to do it every day.

I'm not sure I do, either!

It was a memorable afternoon, though.

I think of it often.

Your blood pressure's fine. 120/80.

Now, is there...

Is there anything else?

Um...

I don't-- No, no. I--I think that's it.

[Dr Noonan chuckles]

Just bulk bill for Dr Reid. Thanks, Sal.

Oh, thanks.

[Sally] Your Medicare card.

Well, have a wonderful time in Baltimore.

-How long are you going for? -Oh, just a week or two.

-I hope the flight isn't too painful. -Mm-hm.

[Sally] Uh, sorry, this says Proudman.

[Nina] Oh, shit!

Proudman?

That's my maiden name.

[Sally] Oh, you ticked unmarried.

[Nina] Oh...

I knew a Proudman family once.

Uh, uh, well, I knew... Geraldine Proudman.

[Sally] Just sign here, please.

Any relation?

[Nina] Say, no. Say--say, yes.

Say, say she's distant. Say you've never heard of her.

She'd be in her 50's now and, uh, she had a daughter.

Oh, she'd be well into adulthood.

Um...

Uh, Billie.

She's my--my mother.

Thanks again.

See, I--I--I--It's amazing that you can deliver at all.

That's what I reckon.

Uh, and what do you do after?

I--I--I just... I just call out "okay!"

And, um, take it upstairs,

and then clear the hell out of there.

-It's deeply strange. -No, it's not. It's great.

It's--it's a beautiful thing you're doing for your brother.

And I know why they asked you to do it.

Because there should be more of your genes in the world.

So you've been summoned for tomorrow morning?

Mm.

They wanted to do it tonight but...

What?

[phone ringing]

-Andrew. -Why's he calling?

Uh, just sitting at home, eating Thai takeaway,

watching a crappy DVD that Billie chose. Why?

-What, is the date over already? -[Mick shushes]

Here? What? Now?

[Billie] What?

[laughing]

-Tim. -Hi.

So, downstairs okay?

Is this some kind of weird practical joke? I...

Ten minutes. Max.

[laughing]

[clattering]

The stuff, where is it? It was under the sink!

I never touched it.

-[Andrew] You better hurry. -[Billie] Hurry!

[Andrew] Oh, you really better hurry.

[clanking]

[moaning]

-[Andrew] Whose phone is that? -[Billie] It's mine, mine!

-[moans] -[Andrew] Oh! That was over.

[Billie] Okay? Go! Go, go, go, go, go.

[laughing]

-[dial tone] -[beeps]

Hi, Billie. It's me. I...

Just to let you know, I--I--I went there.

To the medical clinic.

And I saw him. Dr Noonan.

My father.

Call me.

And I just blubbed it out, "she's my mother."

And, like, the worst possible thing I could've said!

But you never said you were his daughter.

No, I couldn't.

I just bolted.

Like a mad woman.

-He look like you? -Yes.

I think.

I don't know.

He had my chin.

♪ And turn around

♪ See, see all around I, I'm falling down ♪

And my hands.

I've gotta go back.

-Tomorrow. -No, you don't.

You don't have to do anything.

And what? You think I can just leave it at that?

My one interaction with my birth father

is some bizarre fake check-up.

Maybe.

[phone ringing]

♪ I see my shoe lace flapping in the wind ♪

[disconnect tone] What? Nins? Answer me.

You do not drop bombshells like that and then reject calls.

I'm calling back.

♪ Waiting for tornados to begin ♪

[dial tone]

[phone ringing]

♪ Down, I'm falling down

♪ Think I'm gonna hit the ground ♪

[theme music]

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