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I'm selling the house. But this We should list it as soon as pos

I've actually already listed. Darcy!

You old hound! I think I just ag to go to the ball with Martin Cl

I'll deliver down here.

Baster ready, over to you.

It's a simple conversation.

I ring to offer an apology.

Somehow it got difficult.

Because you are completely madde Patrick.

Jimmy and Tammy are getting marr today.

I'm just really confused, and I I should be making any big decis

Tammy said that...

She can't go through with it tod

[upbeat music]

[Nina] Jimmy's still asleep.

Is sleeping so much a sign he's depressed?

Only two weeks since he was dumped at the altar.

No, he has coped with his grief fairly well.

♪ Ask me to... ♪

Hello, you must be Nina.

♪ Like the others would ♪

♪ Don't pretend we haven't seen... ♪

Hello.

♪ Your faded curtains ♪

[Nina] Maybe Jimmy's robust response is healthy.

When my marriage disintegrated I cowered in my burrow

eating tubs of rice pudding watching British bonnet dramas.

[Jimmy] Good morning, doctor.

[Nina] Who's Jimmy playing with this morning?

Zara. Hi!

Hi.

[theme music]

♪ Won't you sing Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

-[Zara] I see. Orange juice? -[Jimmy] It's a...

[Nina] A work colleague in my kitchen.

In her undies with the hands on my brother's...

Oh, look away. Look away.

How should you play this?

Be the hostess?

Would you guys like some breakfast?

Yeah.

Yeah, put some toast on. That'd be great.

Zara and I just kept on bumping into each other

when we were in different places.

Jimmy can't spin his usual bullshit seeing as I know heaps about your family.

[chuckles]

[Nina] Meditate on the toast.

Why doesn't someone invent a transparent toaster

so you'd know when the toast was perfect?

You know you can buy see-through toasters now?

-[toaster clinks] -Oh!

That's a little bit random.

Hey, thanks for last night.

-Yeah, it was fun. -Yeah.

Can I get your number?

[Nina] Look at the way they navigate the casual encounter.

No fuss.

Teflon coated.

Oh, Nina, do you mind if I get a lift to work with you?

Sure.

You go and pop some clothes on and we'll cruise into work.

[phone ringing]

-[Nina] Billie. -Can I drink at the Last Supper tonight?

Oh, don't call it the Last Supper

like someone's about to be crucified.

No, Billie's right. Mom's selling off our family home

with heartless disregard for our feelings.

The auction's next week

and I'm gonna make a little video to honour the house.

Tonight's just a simple dinner so that everyone can say goodbye--

But I can't drink tonight if I might be pregnant.

It's been 14 days since the seed was planted.

The wee-on-the-stick tests are all negative so far, but--

You can't expect to get pregnant during the first cycle, Billie.

I have possible symptoms. I have like, you know, a metallic taste in my mouth.

Yes, because she's got a thermometer under her tongue constantly.

-Go look at my wee. -I am not looking at your wee.

Okay. Poke my breasts.

[sighs]

Does it feel different?

My boosies are sore when Mick pokes them.

[indistinct chatter over the phone]

[Mick chuckling]

[Mick] What are you doing, you weirdo?

I'm still here, guys.

[laughing loudly]

Things smell peculiar to me now.

Just go and buy another pregnancy test and stop tormenting me.

Six percent of negative tests are false negatives.

Oh, tell her to get off the Internet.

W-what if it's another false negative

and then I come over tonight desperately depressed

and I get stonkering drunk

and then I find out tomorrow that I am pregnant...

-And... -Help me. Help me.

Okay. Just come by the hospital and I'll take some blood.

You'll have the results by the end of the day.

Okay, thanks, Nins.

[chuckles]

-[toaster dings] -Oh!

-Here you go. -[Jimmy] Thank you.

[elevator dings]

[doors rattle loudly]

-[man] Good morning. -[Nina] Good morning.

[Nina] Just wishing that things go well for every patient on the floor today.

Good test results, healthy babies and happy parents.

Please don't let that man get under my skin.

[doors rattle]

Good morning.

Don't explain, just smile enigmatically.

Oh, that must have looked strange.

Just had the urge to wish everyone the best in the ward today.

Not that I'm superstitious, I don't believe in that sort of nonsense.

I know you aren't.

You're the type of person who works diligently

in giving the best to everyone.

I think diligence is an admirable quality.

It is, I agree.

You said it with a smirk.

There was no smirking at any time.

-Oh! -I'm a non-smirker.

A shocking, shocking pun.

Which, for your sake, I'll ignore.

So, should I see you this week?

Hm, now that the baby's cooperating... head down--

[chuckles] I don't think I need to see you until 38 weeks.

-Just try and relax now. -Okay.

-It's the exciting stage. -Yeah. [chuckles]

-Ah! -Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

The lift was broken. I had to use the fire stairs.

Useless. Well, everything's fine.

Great. Excellent.

You can make up to me by taking me to your parents.

Deal.

-They've got a pool. -Oh!

I can just float in the water like a dugong.

[laughs] Very good.

-Beautiful dugong. -Okay.

No, no, the lift's broken.

-Bye, Louise. Bye, Stef. -[Louise] Bye.

[Louise] Oh, the stairs.

What's going on?

Tell Nina.

Oh, as you know. I don't believe in gossip.

-This is beyond gossip. -Okay, tell me.

-Tell her. -Tell me.

[deep breath]

Well...

You know how Martin Clegg's been pursuing me.

He's been very...

very keen.

But misguided.

[romantic music]

Oh. He even got himself a pickup line.

Oh, lordy lord, no.

Well, here I am.

What are your other two wishes?

Therein lies the limit of my social ability.

[Cherie] So, I took pity on him.

You know, you could just ask a woman out for a drink after work.

Come on.

[slams buttons]

So it was a charity root.

Yeah.

But it was a curiosity root too.

Can he even do sex?

[romantic music]

Right.

I'm not going into anymore private details with you.

Good. [chuckles]

[groans]

[humming]

[hums louder]

[silent]

Actually, it doesn't really hurt at all. You're quite good at this.

Hm?

[Nina] Be realistic about the odds, Billie.

There's only ever 20 per cent chance of pregnancy during the first--

Yeah, and at my age it goes down to blah-blah per cent.

It's okay, Nins. You don't have to protect me from disappointment.

Maybe, I do. Because you seem a bit--

Can wanting it this much create hormonal changes

that will make conception more or less likely?

[sighs]

Press on that for a bit.

[Nina] Please let Billie and Mick have the baby they want.

[upbeat pop-rock music]

[camera clicking]

[Nina] Oh! Don't get your hopes up too much.

[phone ringing]

Yeah?

My blood is on its way to the lab.

Oh... great.

Well, you could sound a bit more excited.

[sighs] I know what you're like, Billie.

I don't want you to get your hopes up and then feel wretched if--

Well, do you want me to call you and...

Of course.

Okay.

[phone ringing]

Billie, any news?

We'll know by supper.

[both] Ahh!

We mustn't be disappointed if it hasn't taken this time.

Indeed, madam.

Expectations must be kept low.

[both] Ah!

[phone ringing]

Hello again.

Hey, I wanna invite Andrew to the Last Supper.

What?

Well, it's a perfect opportunity for him to meet the extended Proudmans.

And you'll introduce him to the family... as what?

We haven't discussed how that's gonna work.

But the family is relatively un-psychotic--

-Slow down, slow down. -at the moment.

There's still a heap of stuff we haven't discussed about.

We will, okay?

I gotta go.

And the lady in 302 is squeezing her legs together,

hoping that her husband gets here for the birth.

It might be a good idea if you speak to her.

Because she apparently doesn't wanna take any advice--

[Nina] Concentrate on what Zara is saying.

Don't think about...

[romantic music]

[objects rattle away]

You're uncomfortable.

What? Am I?

Maybe, we should talk about this.

Oh? What?

Why should my having sex with your brother

affect my working relationship with you?

Oh. It doesn't.

The truth is it's none of my business.

I'm gonna go and check out the woman in 302.

[soft guitar music]

The house I grew up in...

Even as I film this now,

my mother is off inspecting some soulless new property

she will buy with the proceeds from selling...

our beloved family home.

Let us now go inside and have a look.

Cut.

All right...

The hallway through which

Billie, Nina and I would enter

and exit the house.

Uh-huh.

This is the door frame where

Mom would record our heights every year.

This is where Billie tried to trim weird-shaped bits

off her ears with Mother's good scissors.

Disgusting.

So many memories

indelibly burned

into the corner of every--

[Geraldine moaning]

Oh, what the-- Yuck!

-Oh! -Ah, Jimmy.

-Dad. -Is your mother home?

Ah, I-I am making a film about the house

before it gets sold.

Oh! That's a lovely idea. Can I have a look?

No, No, No, No. Let me edit it properly first.

-All right, okay. -Hey, Hey, Hey.

Hey, I'm-I'm thinking about um, doing some more external filming.

Um, do you remember our old neighbours, the Pronks?

When I was, um, 14, Jade Pronk and I had this code with the Venetian blinds,

so we could rendezvous up behind the compost bins.

Ah, you.

Risky business though. Jade's father

was a man of more muscle than brains, as I recall.

[panting]

-Hello, love. -Hi, Darcy.

-Hi, Jim. -That's a wrap for today. I'm off.

All right, darling, bye.

[pants]

Phil's here and we're just going over a few things.

-Why don't you come in? -[Darcy] Right.

Nina, there's a patient coming up from emergency.

-Oh. -It's one of your patients.

She's been in a car accident.

The A&E guy thinks she's had an abruption.

She's having a massive bleed.

We'll have to do a crash caesar, yeah?

[beeping, ventilator hissing]

[groans]

[grunts] Quickly.

[melancholic guitar music]

How bad does the bleeding look?

Bad. Clotting's bad.

I think we've got some DIC.

[Nina] Shit!

-You're gonna do a hysterectomy? -Preferably not.

Not unless it's the only thing I can do to save her life.

[woman] He isn't in great shape.

[sighs]

-Does she have other kids? -No, first baby.

[sighs]

-Right, how bad is the blood loss? -Down to fifty.

I want to try compression B-Lynch sutures. Do you think we can risk it?

Yeah, I can keep her at this level for a bit, so try it.

[Nina] Good.

[monitor beeping]

-[Nina] Tell me when I run out-- -Yeah, don't worry. I will.

[Nina] We're so sorry you lost your baby.

We don't wanna lose you.

[Mick] Hey, beautiful!

[Billie] Hi.

This is a nice surprise.

-[Mick] Oh. -[Billie] Picnic?

-[Mick laughs] -Impressed?

[Mick] I'm very impressed.

And I'm starving. But I'm filthy, so let me clean up.

-[grunts] -Come on.

You said we should talk to Andrew before he met the family tonight.

Yeah. When I said we I meant we.

I thought this part,

the waiting to see if you're pregnant part,

was just about you and me.

[Billie] Well, it is.

And now we've got bloody Tom Selleck involved, Two Men and A Baby.

-Stop it. -[Mick] Duh!

-[Billie] Hey! -[Nick] Hi!

Wow, Billie. That looks fabulous.

-Oh, thanks. -Fabulous bottle to go with.

Ooh!

Oh. Um, can't. Just in case.

-Mick? -Ah, no thanks. Alcohol and gardening don't mix.

Okay. So, this is a working lunch/strategy meeting

so that we can discuss arrangements for the possible baby.

So eat.

Eat.

Nope. Nope. Out.

[Phil] Oh, hot beverage. Wouldn't say no.

[Darcy] How is the old sales campaign going then?

Oh, if you don't mind me asking.

No. You have every right to ask, you're co-owner of the property.

[chuckles] That's right I am.

No, I'm just--

Maintaining a hands-off stance vis-a-vis the transaction.

Absolutely.

Darcy, um... [sighs]

I'm observing your...

quiet agony quiet agony with this important life passage.

This relinquishing of a cherished family--

You can give that a rest.

I do the life passage speech to vendors myself.

-[Darcy chuckles] -Ah.

Well, I'm not agonized about selling.

I can't wait for a spanking new apartment with a view,

-and no maintenance. -Right.

And from my point of view, Geraldine's desires come first.

Always.

Always.

Uh, Darcy, I'd like you to have a look at one of my properties.

I'd appreciate your honest opinion.

Uh, where are we...

There we are. Nice little mansion. What do you think?

-[phone ringing] -Oh, um...

Yup.

Uh, yes.

Six.

Well, he's dreaming.

I mean, I'll put it to the vendor.

Okay. So, as previously discussed,

Mick's name goes on the birth certificate,

and Uncle Andrew visits as often as he likes,

within reasonable limits.

Okay. Agreed?

Yeah. Okay.

Um, and I was thinking that we should discuss

when the right time might be

for the child to learn about his or her genetic origins.

Um, just before we do that,

I would like to set up a trust fund for the kid's education.

[scoffs] No way.

Sperm yes. Money no.

Yes, that sounds about right.

Oh, come on, you boofhead, it's just a way for me to contribute.

And Andrew wouldn't be giving the money to us,

it would just be so the baby had options for uni or--

Fine. Whatever.

You two seem to have it pretty worked out.

No, Mick, don't cave in if you don't agree.

No, we have to be honest, Mick.

Oh, okay, okay. Well, honestly,

I think we should draw this strategy meeting/work lunch

-to a close. -[Billie] Why?

-I have work to do. -Mick!

Look, we don't even know if you're pregnant yet.

This is all a bit premature.

You're the one who said we needed to talk this stuff through.

-Um, I better go. -Oh, God! I'm so sorry.

I'm really sorry. Thank you so much for coming.

I'll call you about the test.

-See you Mick. -Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

I hate sulky.

I'd rather a blistering row.

I know you do, but it's not gonna happen.

You and Andrew should be able to talk stuff out.

Oh, sorry we're not like the Proudmans, okay.

We Hollands, we're normal people.

Okay? And like normal people, we bottle things up until it forms

a festering pustule under the skin.

Oh, that's lovely.

Well, mess with my family, that's what you get.

Are you having second thoughts

about this sperm donor thing?

'Cause it might be too late.

You know, the sperm's in.

Oh, is there any room for second thoughts

once the Billie Proudman juggernaut's trundling through town?

I just wanted you to be excited with me.

[Martin] Nina.

I'm sorry about what happened today.

That was a terrible thing for everybody.

Yes, it was.

How's the mother?

Louise is in ICU.

She's still sedated.

They're gonna move her to a room soon.

[Martin] Right.

You did well.

Impressive bit of emergency surgery.

Um...

Nina, be proud of the fact that you saved that woman's future fertility.

Well, um...

Well done today in difficult circumstances.

-Thank you, Martin. -Okay.

[melancholic guitar music]

[Nina] Louise.

Nina.

[Nina] How are you feeling?

How's the pain?

Well, I can't...

I can't really feel.

What...?

You and Stef were in a car accident.

-Is Stef okay? Is he... -Yes, Stef's okay.

He has some injuries,

mainly to his legs.

But he's gonna be fine.

Is the baby okay?

We had to do an emergency caesarean.

And there was a lot of trauma and blood loss.

I couldn't save your baby, Louise.

I'm so sorry.

[sobbing]

I tried. I'm so sorry.

[sobbing]

[crying]

I'm really sorry.

Can I see?

Of course, you can.

Of course you can.

[low-tempo music]

♪ I told you ♪

♪ I told you I'd be here ♪

♪ And I feel you ♪

♪ I feel you disappear ♪

♪ I'll give you ♪

♪ I'll give you all you want ♪

♪ I'll watch you ♪

♪ I'll watch you bleed me dry ♪

♪ Don't wanna be lonely ♪

♪ Don't wanna be lonely ♪

♪ Don't wanna be lonely ♪

♪ Don't wanna be lonely ♪

♪ I told you ♪

♪ I told you I'd be here ♪

♪ And I feel you ♪

♪ I feel you disappear ♪

♪ I'll give you ♪

♪ I'll give you all you want ♪

♪ I'll watch you ♪

It's hard not to feel.

Not good at failure.

I just wanna sit here for a bit. I feel like shit.

[Nina] When I was a kid,

I used to think I could keep everyone in my house safe.

With a protective force field, if I just...

concentrated hard enough.

[sighs]

I have to go straight from here to a family dinner.

Oh.

It's hard to be around people who've had a normal day.

I can't explain.

But you can still have a decent time though.

Keep separate compartments in your head.

Have a few drinks.

[sighs]

[door creaks]

[Nina] Whatever happens at work,

you can enjoy other parts of life.

So, come on.

-[Jimmy] Hey. -Hey.

-Really not in the mood for this. -Me neither.

This is the first Proudman family gathering since my almost-wedding.

Oh.

I didn't know you were so...

I mean, it seemed like you've been having quite a bit

the last couple weeks.

Yeah, well... fun times have been had.

And my pubic hair is re-growing all fluffy and downy.

That's symbolic of new life after...

-You know. -Yeah.

I do enjoy a good symbol.

-Are you still feeling a bit... -I don't know.

Sometimes I'll be in the middle of something fun,

and then suddenly, I remember, "Oh yeah, that's right, I'm-I'm the fuckwit

who got engaged to a girl he hardly knew,

and then got jilted at the Registry Office."

Oh, Jim!

I had my whole future planned out with Tammy,

and then... [sucks in air]

...evaporated.

If it was in my power to make everything wonderful for you, I would.

I know you would.

I sprung our mother having sex with him today.

Ph-Phil?

D'Arabont, yeah.

[chuckles]

Does Dad know?

But if you see Mom squirm, you'll know why.

Come on.

No avoiding this.

[soft guitar music]

-[Jimmy] You go ahead. -[car alarm beeps]

Move a little bit quicker I wanna get it on camera.

[Jimmy] Remember to wait when we get to the hallway

-so I can get you coming in the kitchen. -[Nina] Okay.

Yeah. It's good.

Nins, wait.

I wanna get you coming in.

-[Nina] Oh... -[Jimmy] Excuse me.

Alright, come.

Hi, everyone.

-[Geraldine] Hi! -[Billie] Hey!

How's the videoing going?

[Jimmy] Um, yeah, yeah...

I got some interesting stuff.

-[Geraldine] Oh, Oh, dear. -[Jimmy laughs]

[Nina] Are you right?

No, darling, it's fine. Everything's under control.

Oh, turn that ridiculous thing off.

Oh, right-o, Mom. Keep your top on. Literally.

[Nina] Hi.

Hi, Billie, I'm sorry I couldn't get your test results.

Oh, they said you were really busy.

Yeah, the lab was backed up too.

Oh, well, soda water for me.

Just to be on the safe side.

Okay.

[Cherie] You're not ready. Hey, Aunty Nins.

-Here you go. -[Nina grunts]

Hello, beautiful.

Hello, beautiful.

Hello? Have I got the right house?

-Is this the Proudmans? -Oh.

[Billie] Hi, Andrew.

[Billie] Welcome to the what's soon to be former family home.

Hm...

Oh, and you've met Cherie.

-[Cherie] Hello. -Hi, Cherie.

Um... And these are all assorted Proudmans.

This is Andrew Holland.

Darcy Proudman. Pleased to meet you, Andrew.

-Brought some wine. -[Darcy] Oh, lovely thank you.

It--It's Andrew's sperm that's...

Oh, you're the brother.

[Andrew] Yes.

-Tremendous. -Yeah.

-[Geraldine] Hi. -Hi.

Sit down everybody, and, um...

this, of course, will be the last time we all eat at this table.

-Wait, wait, Mom. -[camera clicks]

-Go ahead. -[Geraldine] Oh, yes.

Well, um, to commemorate the occasion

I've made everyone their favourite kiddie dish.

So we have...

um, bad-for-you potatoes,

and little triangular pillowy things,

and the squeaky cheese salad,

and for dessert, chocolate squirty balls.

[Darcy] All right.

[Jimmy] Actually Mom, none of us ever really liked

that salad with the squeaky cheese.

Yes, of course, you did.

No. We all hated it, Mom.

Really? Oh, I thought you...

Oh, well. Just got a bit confused.

But you like it now.

[Nina] Yeah, we love it now, Mom.

It's a beautiful spread.

[Andrew] It does look fantastic.

-[Geraldine] Welcome. -[Andrew] Thank you.

[Geraldine] Turn that wretched thing off.

[Nina] What happened today and what's happening right now

can coexist in the universe.

It's okay.

[indistinct chatter]

[Darcy] I'll find your stuff.

[laughing]

[Darcy] Tell me more about these, um, Belgian boys.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughing]

Oh.

[indistinct chatter]

[Darcy] Yeah. I bought just a few of them indoors.

[Billie] This fellow I know

you've been with an old guy,

a jaunty emergency worker...

-Jaunty? -Oh, he was jaunty.

And then a medical genius/weirdo.

Now, is there a pattern?

I don't think I see things the same way as you do.

But isn't Clegg your boss?

No, the director of nursing is my boss.

Dr Clegg is my colleague.

[Geraldine] I mean...

you know, I know you're still hurting about the Tammy thing,

but really, Jim, you just got to lighten up a bit.

No, no, Mom, I'm-- I'm actually...

What? You running around town, having a whole series of

superficial rebound flings--

Well, I actually have been enjoying quite a bit--

[laughing] Go for it, darling. It's just...

the next time you have a proper girlfriend,

-please, just choose carefully. -[Mick] What?

Music. I'm trying to say something nice about your music.

Oh, is this supposed to make up for the fact that

I've got special needs sperm?

Please, let's not fight.

You hear patronizing when it's just not there.

[blowing]

All right, Andrew, whatever.

I'm just wanting to know what's on the sexual menu with Clegg?

Why don't you keep your sticky beak

out of my sexual activities with Martin Clegg?

-Wow. -You know what, Billie,

he grinds me like a good coffee.

Really? Cherie, really?

Um, I'd go easy on Cherie, Mom. Not like you can criticize.

Check it out, Andrew, this is the gene pool you decided to dive into.

You chose them.

I just tossed in some genetic material to give you a baby.

-[loud thud] -[Andrew] Ow!

[Mick grunts]

-What are you, five? -Yes. Right now I'm five.

-[loud thud] -[Andrew] All right!

[Geraldine] Up, up, up, up, up.

[Billie] Mick?

Billie, get off of him! Billie, move!

What? Get off. Get off.

-It's alright. -[growling]

[arguing continues]

[phone rings]

-Hello. -Hi, Zara, it's Nina.

I'm just trying to see how Louise is doing?

Well... she's doing okay.

She had some family in to visit, so...

Ah, good.

Oh, that's good.

Hey, listen. You--you don't happen to have Billie's

test results, do you?

[Zara] Hang on two secs.

[upbeat guitar music]

[Nina] Please, let it be positive.

You're pregnant.

-Really? -Congratulations.

[laughing]

[Nina] You're gonna be a mom!

Yeah.

You're gonna be an auntie.

I know! Auntie Nina.

Pinch me.

It's probably not a big deal for you, is it, because you--

Oh God, it's such a big deal for me, really.

It's a big deal because it's special. It's you!

[both laughing]

[sighs]

I'm pregnant!

[cheering]

[laughing]

[Nina] Can't keep the compartment separate.

I need to go now.

Oh, thank God...

[Billie] Mick.

[all] We're gonna have a baby. We're gonna have a baby!

[shouts]

[cheering]

[laughing]

[Jimmy] Mom?

Oh, what's up with Mom?

[sobbing]

Oh, my darling girl.

You're gonna have a baby!

Oh, I wanna see my grandchildren running around

eating little chocolate squirty balls at this table.

[sighs]

How can they do it if the house is sold?

Darling, our grandchildren can eat chocolate squirty balls anywhere!

It doesn't have to be here.

No. It has to be in this house.

At this table.

We're not gonna sell the house.

[cheering]

[Darcy] We're not selling the house.

We're not selling the house.

♪ We're not selling the house, yay! ♪

♪ We're not selling the house, yay! ♪

♪ We're not selling the house, yay! ♪

[cheering]

[indistinct cheers]

-No, no, no! Dad, wait! -[Geraldine moaning]

[Darcy gasps]

You've been having sex

with Phil D'Arabont?

You--

Phil D'Arab--

Why does it... have to be Phil D'Arabont?

Bloody hell, Geraldine!

This is a kick in the guts.

This is just-- This is too much.

[door opens]

[door slams shut]

[sighs]

[video cam whirring]

No. Turn that bloody thing off!

It's off. It's off.

[Nina] Uh, excuse me.

[Patrick sighs]

Oh, hi.

-[Patrick] Hey. -I just dropped past to see how Louise is doing.

Yeah. I just checked.

She's okay.

She's asleep.

Good. Well, good. Sleep's good.

-Yeah. -Hm.

I'll just leave her to it, then. Won't disturb her.

-Are you knackered? -I'm completely knackered.

So am I.

[sighs]

[exhales]

Have you even been home?

[soft guitar music]

I go over the day in my head.

I get a rush of adrenaline, so...

-There's no way I can sleep. -Mm-hmm.

Or be around normal people.

Oh. How was your family thing?

[snickers]

Selected highlights?

Yes, please.

My brother's pubic hair is re-growing like a fluffy duckling.

[snickers]

My sister's pregnant.

Really?

Oh, wow!

That's great.

Yeah. It is.

[door bangs shut]

-We're getting the hairy eyeball. -I know.

[laughing]

-Better go home and sleep. -Yeah.

[Patrick sighs]

Oh, that lift's out of order.

Have to take the fire escape.

We can get to the foyer through here.

[door rattling]

Oh, why did they lock this?

You sure it's locked? Here let me try.

[up-tempo music]

♪ Don't pull your pants ♪

♪ Before I go down ♪

♪ Don't turn away ♪

♪ This is my time ♪

♪ Don't make demands ♪

♪ I don't take none ♪

♪ Just say a prayer ♪

♪ That it gonna get done ♪

♪ Like a shotgun ♪

♪ Needs an outcome ♪

♪ I'm your--♪

♪ You gonna get some ♪

♪ Go ahead, go way low ♪

♪ Where I can do no harm ♪

♪ Go ahead, go way low ♪

♪ In my honey lovin' arms ♪

♪ Go ahead, go way low ♪

♪ Where I can do no wrong ♪

♪ Got you 'round my finger ♪

♪ Like a lonely lover's charm ♪

♪ Like a lonely lover's charm ♪

[Nina] You just ravished a man you don't even know.

and until today

didn't even like.

Patrick.

[Patrick] Hm?

[deep breathing]

Hi.

You okay?

-Yeah. -Hm.

I should go home now.

Do you have to?

Uh-hm. I do.

Okay. Here, let me get dressed.

No. Stay there. I'll be fine.

You sure?

I'm fine.

Goodbye.

Hey.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hm.

[Nina] Not quite sure what just happened.

Don't interrogate it now.

Stay in your body.

Don't think too much.

[rock music]

♪ Never be a baby ♪

♪ I'll never be the girl ♪

♪ Got nothing in the way ♪

♪ What you say ♪

♪ I'll never be the girl to live away ♪

♪ Never, ever be the girl ♪

[theme music]