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[indistinct chatter]

[Nina] Finished for the night,

tired and hungry,

late night snack.

Still in my scrubs, always a good look

at 3:00 in the morning.

Show me the lard smeared upon lard.

-Yes, you. -No.

Ow.

[woman] No, no, no.

Because yes, you were totally grinding up against him.

[woman] I wasn't.

[Nina] Sluts?

Where did that come from?

Oh, no. That's not fair,

Nina, you do not know anything about them.

Except, what are they wearing?

We'll just move about then.

[Nina] They're young and-and

they're enjoying their freedom

and their stupid outfits.

[burps]

Oh, my God.

[woman] What's your problem?

Nothing.

Nothing.

What have you come as?

A doctor.

You got to learn how to move it.

[Nina] Okay. I think that you've had

a few too many Caprioskas.

-Ooh. -Ooh. Sorry.

Hey. Oi.

Why you so uptight?

Is it just because you're old?

[Nina] Sluts.

[music playing]

[woman] ♪ Oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Oh why won't you sing? ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me, to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Oh why won't you sing? ♪

[cell phone rings]

-Kim. -How'd you know it was me?

[Nina] No one else would be calling at 3:00 AM.

-[Kim] Is it 3:00 a.m.? -What do you want?

-You're gonna come back. -[Nina] Um, no way.

Welcome to being on call.

Uh, no. Because I'm finished for the night

and I'm going home to eat lard smeared upon lard.

I'm--you already hung up, haven't you?

[music playing]

-What's going on? -This couple just arrived

and way overdue. They think they might need an induction.

-Okay. -You need to conduct

the examination, sign the aberrance.

Do you like women that doll themselves up?

-Sorry? -Do you like women

that doll themselves up?

-What do you mean? -You know, short skirts,

skimpy tops, high heels, do you like that?

Are you asking me if I think you're hot?

What? No.

Uh, no.

I'm just--I saw these girls.

Right, and you're attracted to them.

No, I thought they were sluts.

How short were the skirts, what are we talking?

-Short. -Above the wittle line?

What was that?

You know, the boodge.

-Um... -The vajoots.

Genevieve, the no-need to squinch?

You know so many words I've never heard before.

Oh, maybe you're just a prude.

No, I'm not.

I mean, I don't-- I don't think I am.

Yeah, right. Oh, this was a great conversation.

Um, Helen and Tim Sanderson, they've passed week 42.

[Nina] So, no doubt about it.

This little one is ready to come out.

We've tried doing nipple stimulation.

-[Tim] Oxytocin. -Yeah.

And sex for the prostaglandin.

Oh, well.

If that hasn't worked so far.

There's no reason to think that it will.

So, um, is it time to induce?

We have some options.

-I'm glad you're a woman. -[Tim] Yes.

Oh, yes, I am.

We're so grateful to have you

share this birth with us.

My pleasure.

Okay. Well, uh,

I suggest we rupture the membrane.

[baby crying]

-Hi. -Is that a baby crying?

And for a second here, I thought it was 1992

all over again.

Sorry to wake you.

So, uh, what's going on?

It suggests controlled crying.

How is that different from uncontrolled crying?

Yeah, I know. It's not much fun,

but who said parenting was easy, huh?

-So, should we just, um-- -Uh, no, no.

No.

We need to be consistent

to establish a sleeping pattern.

He's a baby.

You want him to be spot and fussy?

No, but, um, when you hear him crying,

don't you wanna just, you know.

Yeah. Of course I do. It's hard,

but it's what we're doing, okay?

Okay.

Go back to bed. He'll go to sleep

when he's not upset.

Right.

[baby crying]

[alarm beeps]

[Mick] Ah.

[Billie] Ah, good.

You're awake.

[Mick] Ah.

-[Billie] What? -[Mick] This.

-This is what you do. -[Billie] What?

[Mick] When you set the alarm and you get up before it

goes off

and I'm awake

-What are you doing? -I've got to work.

Well, you said you didn't have to work?

[Billie] Well, um, actually I did.

You just chose to believe I said I didn't.

Hmm.

I like my way better.

Oh, get up.

It's Saturday.

-What time did you get in? -[Mick] 4:00.

You were helping Dana until 4:00?

Oh, I was helping Glen until 4:00.

God. See this? This is what you do.

-See-- -Fixing almost everything.

Okay. My point is,

you help everyone else with their music.

What about working on your own?

You know,

you're very sexy when you're being an ass.

So, now, what you're gonna do?

You're gonna get up,

you're gonna book a studio,

you're gonna do whatever comes after you book a studio.

-Um-hmm. -And you're gonna get

you're music out there. All right?

The only thing, Mick, holding you back is you.

Success is just planning

plus opportunity plus determination.

It's Saturday.

Oh, God.

[music playing]

[cell phone rings]

Hello.

[Billie] Get up.

[chuckles]

[baby crying]

[car starting]

You got beautiful hair.

Oh, look at you.

[Chris] Wave to her.

You're riding on dad's shoulders.

-Oh. -Oh.

-Ohhh.

I don't think you'll ever get

service better than that.

-Yeah. -Yes.

[cell phone rings]

[groans]

-Hello. -[Billie] Get up.

Oh.

There, voila.

-Just have to be firm. -You'd think?

-Well, you should try that with what's-her-face.

-Billie...

[Billie] Did you see the baby book?

It's totally mean to let a baby cry

for that long, you set a boundary.

-'Cause you know I'm right. -Uh-hmm.

Where are we going?

A newly listed property

-with a difficult tenant. -Difficult how?

[Darcy] I don't know, the owner just said difficult.

-Let me do it. -Uh, no. I don't think so.

-[Billie] Dad. -No.

The last thing we need right now

is to lose another property

because you defend yourself.

I'll be nice, I'll be firm.

That's me, nice but firm.

Okay.

Where are the keys?

Hmm.

They're in here.

Trust me, dad.

[music playing]

[screams]

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

-It wasn't as bad as I thought. -Um-hmm.

-Good. -Um-hmm.

I have to go.

We'd...

It's important--

I mean...

Do you mind nudity?

Oh, you wanna be naked for the birth?

-Yeah. -[Nina] That's fine.

-Okay. -And me.

Uh, okay.

Um, sure. I'm sure that'll be fine too.

-[Tim] And you. -What?

Everyone.

Sorry. Uh, just, uh,

I wanna get this clear.

[Helen] Well, we want everyone on the room to be--

to be nude.

Are you naturists?

No.

We want our baby to be born in a room

full of natural bodies.

-Yeah. -Ah.

There's nothing shameful about bodies, right?

[music playing]

Sorry. I, uh, I'm--

I don't think that's gonna be possible.

We should've gone somewhere else.

-[Nina] No, no. It's all right. -It's okay. It's okay.

No, I--just this one thing.

Just this one thing.

[Tim] is it a control thing? Is that it?

-You're a doctor, so you-- -No. Uh, not.

-Uh, absolutely not. -You just spent 15 minutes

with your hands inside of her, but the minute

she asks for something...

-Just take me home. -No, I really--

please believe me. You really don't wanna go

anywhere right now.

So, you're gonna ruin everything?

Okay. All right.

Well, let's just all calm down

and, uh, maybe we can-- we can figure this.

-We can work this out. -What does that mean?

Perhaps we could--

maybe I could--

maybe I could check with the other staff.

-[Tim] You'll ask the staff? -Yep. That's what I'll do.

[Helen] Okay.

[Nina] Uh, no.

Oh, no!

-[Billie] Dad. -When you say

the house is full...

[Billie] It is.

Full as in?

I'm not exaggerating, dad. Come back.

[Darcy] Is it, like, the whole house or just one room?

Well, the whole house, dad.

Come back now.

Uh, no.

-No. -[Billie] I'm saying, come back.

Sweetheart, you just take control.

Be nice and be firm.

I trust you.

Dad?

Dad?

Hello.

[knocks on door]

Hello. Um, I guess I should introduce myself.

I'm Billie Proudman

from Darcy Proudman Real Estate.

And why don't you just-- if you do me a favor

and you clean that up, mate, then...

[clatter]

Hello?

Are you okay?

-Hello-- -[thud]

[yells]

Bastard.

-Kim. -What?

-I need to talk to you. -What?

Our couple in there are crazy.

-Huh? -And they're--hello.

-[Chris] I'm sorry. Hey. -Hey.

You just start your shift?

Yeah. Um...

Uh, sorry. I really need to

discuss something with Kim.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

-Nina. -Yep. In here.

Bye.

-[woman] Morning. -[Chris] Morning.

Any update on the Shawn twins?

[Chris] Yeah.

[music playing]

[Kim] Nina?

Nina?

Hmm?

-[Kim] Nina! -Hmm?

-[Kim] You're holding my arm. -Oh.

I don't think you're hearing me.

They want a nude birth.

-I get it. -What? Excuse me,

am I the only one that thinks this is--

I've seen it before.

Well, isn't there a workplace occupational health

-or something? -No one can force you

to take your clothes off, of course not.

-Good. -Nothing's stopping you

-if you want to. -I don't want to.

Then just say no.

Well, isn't that being a control freak.

It is being a control freak.

They want a nude birth.

Are you a prude?

What?

Why is this my problem?

[mimics chicken]

I'm gonna remember that you did that.

My day is ruined.

-[Geraldine] What's happened? -It won't be that bad.

She wants me to go dress shopping with her.

It'll be fun.

But I've got this rusty new fork

and I was hoping to spend the rest of the day

sticking it into my eye.

I'll let you come in to the change rooms with me.

Can I take pictures on my phone?

Hey, I'm right here.

-I don't know why you, uh-- -What's this?

Nothing.

Mom, have you joined a dating website?

-Look, it's nothing. I'm just-- -[Odile] Wow.

Let me see.

Just don't laugh.

This is J56.

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained, I guess."

What did you say?

You never tell them how old you are.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Pretend I'm a helicopter pilot

or a French exchange student?

[Jimmy] I see what you did there.

That was a little dig it at us.

[Odile] I felt a little burn.

[Jimmy] And no photograph?

That's basically admitting you're a hag.

-Oh, I'm a hag, am I? -[Odile] Jimmy.

I didn't say you were a hag.

Uh, what Jimmy means is that

there are some tricks to online dating.

You and Jimmy's dad aren't officially divorced.

-So? -[Jimmy] So,

you're not sick of being lonely.

[Odile] You're a married woman

-looking for an affair. -[Jimmy] Um-hmm.

You're only here for a few months.

-Really? -Uh-huh. A holiday fling.

-On your way back to... -Milan.

Where you're an artist's model.

-No. -[Odile] Why not?

You could be, Geraldine.

You're hot.

[Billie] Thanks. You guys are lifesavers.

There.

[music playing]

[Billie] Oh, no. Come on, stay.

[man] No. Sorry, love. No way.

I'll give you a thousand dollars.

I wouldn't even do it for $10,000.

[Billie] I thought you was me mate.

Come on, it's Billie.

Are you sure?

No way, Billie.

[engine starts]

[man laughing]

[cell phone rings]

Hello, urology.

[Jimmy] Ah, you accept the challenge?

You leave me no choice.

Tell me if you can.

What film won best picture in the year 1994?

That's too easy.

That was Braveheart if I'm not mistaken.

Buzz, you are mistaken you tonk.

[Mick] How dare you.

It was Forrest Gump.

Ah, of course it was.

-[Jimmy] Pay the price. -Name it.

You are to meet me at the pub at lunch time.

-You swine. -[Jimmy] And you are to leave

your telephone at home.

Balls.

Meet you at the pub.

[Odile] Jimmy.

[Mick] Come on, Rocket.

Let's get out of here.

[cell phone ringing]

Mick, it's me. Can you just pick up

when I call back?

Pick up, pick up, pick up,

pick up, pick up, pick up.

Can you just come and help me with something?

I need a bit of--

a bit of help with something.

Sweetie, can you come over and we could--

maybe we could do that thing that you

were interested in trying.

Please, please. I need you.

You have no idea what I'm going thought here.

Mick, please, please?

[music playing]

[Nina] Anyway, I'd sort of ask.

[Zara] I don't see the problem.

You're kidding me.

Seriously, it's their birth.

It's an important day for them.

Why should it be wrong because we can't get over

our inhibitions?

I don't wanna take my clothes off

with the people I work with.

Well, that's a shame.

[music playing]

So, you're saying you'll do it?

Yeah.

Why not?

It'll be fun.

[music playing]

You're fed,

you're satisfied,

you're happy.

Time's up. That's it.

[baby starts crying]

Oh, no.

Baby, no. Shh.

Please, please, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. Okay.

This is good for you I'm pretty sure.

[baby crying]

Shh.

[Nina] When I was little, I used to love

running around naked under the sprinkler.

It was fun.

But I'm a grown up now,

and grownups don't do that.

I'm right, aren't I?

It's not for me to say.

Your sister has been calling, she wants you to call her back.

Am I being a prude?

Shall I do it?

-This is-- -Look, if it makes a difference.

Yes.

[mimics chicken]

Your sister's been calling.

-Oh. -[Tim] Hi.

-[Helen] Nothing yet. -Hmm?

-I don't think I'm in labor yet. -Hmm?

[women] ♪ Prudy Judy ♪

♪ Never in the nudie ♪

♪ 'Cause she think it's rudie ♪

♪ And you name is Judy ♪

[Nina] My name is not Judy.

[Helen] Nina?

Nina?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Uh, I just, um, I, just--

although I'm--excuse me.

Excuse me.

[music playing]

[Nina] So, now the very sight of two naked people

sends me into a tailspin.

I hold naked newborns in my hands every day

without having a nervous breakdown.

What wrong with me?

Get it together, okay?

Okay.

No, not okay.

What's going on?

Some dangly bits and some lack of inhibition

and I lose my nudie mojo.

No, I lost it years ago

like a timer going off.

I stopped playing naked under the sprinkler.

I refused to share a bath.

I wanted privacy.

The mirror turned against me.

I became ashamed.

I covered up my body.

And now, I--

I've never been truly comfortable

with it since.

But that makes me pretty much like everybody else,

doesn't it?

Doesn't it?

Oh.

Sorry.

How are you doing?

I'm good.

Actually, I just...

You're trying to figure out if you're gonna get nude.

Yeah.

I heard.

It's sick.

Yeah.

Your surname, Havel...

-Yeah. -Is it Czech?

No, it's Welsh.

You don't look Welsh.

-I'm not. -Oh.

I just--

-Chris, do-- -Hey, would you--sorry.

No, you.

Well, I was, uh,

just gonna go grab some lunch

and, uh...

I just thought if you're not busy...

Um, I think I am-- I've got a bit--I've--

-I mean have this--no. -Okay. That's fine.

No. I mean, I'd like to.

That'll be nice.

Lunch would be great.

-I've got to go. -Okay.

[music playing]

Thank you.

Hey, what do you think of this one?

-Kill me. -Come on.

What about this one?

Just kill me now.

Hey, um, just keep your eye on him.

He's my friend and all, but he steals.

She's great about it though.

I've got to hand it to her, really.

We go a long way back

to the days when she was walking the streets, you know,

when she used to be a guy.

Oh, honey. Why don't you show her

the thing you do with the ping pong balls?

Oh.

[baby crying]

I can't go up there, the book says so.

-Has he been like this-- -No,

there was a time where he stopped.

This is called the transition,

it, crying is good for the nervous system,

it says so right here.

Have you slept?

This is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

-I'm gonna go up. -[Cherie] No.

-Oh, come on. -If we go up there,

we're bad parents, if we don't go up there,

we're bad parents.

I just need...

[baby crying]

Why don't I get Jimmy to come around,

-and we can-- -I don't think I can.

[baby crying]

Isn't there something in that book

about sanity?

[baby crying]

No.

It's all barking mad.

It does say that we should take time

to discuss parenting,

so I guess...

I'll give Jimmy a call.

[baby crying]

Oh, it's not enough.

God, this is torture.

[beeping]

[camera shutter clicking]

[beeping]

[camera shutter clicking]

Imagine, a ward full of people,

wandering around with nothing on,

I can't...

Is it embarrassing?

No, it's not embarrassing--

yeah, it's embarrassing.

-Not just... -Then, what is it?

I don't have a problem with the mother being naked,

I'm happy for the father to be naked

if that what he wants,

but I--it's just--it's just--

-No... -but I--you know, but then

I'd kept--then I keep thinking,

it's birth, it is primal,

it should be okay for it to be primal.

It should.

Maybe what they want is exactly...

what it should be,

not stainless steel and disinfectant,

but skin and air and connection and...

Do sometimes part of you

wanna not hold on so tight?

Yes.

It's just about...

finding balance.

[Nina] God, I could kiss you right now.

Um, and so I should just drop my togs

and run naked underneath the sprinkler?

Not unless it's a...

surgeon.

[laughter]

[cell phone ringing]

-You gonna get that? -It's just my sister,

she's been calling all day.

[Chris] Oh.

-I'll just turn it off. -No, you should take it.

-That's okay. -Take it, please.

Okay.

Billie, it's not a good time, I have to go.

-Nina, Nina. -[Nina] No really, Billie,

I'm gonna go. I'll call you tonight.

No, don't hang up on me, bitch,

this is a Mayday.

[Nina] Face mask,

head protector,

goggles, gloves,

gum boots,

coveralls,

disinfectant,

spray gun,

fire-hazard bags.

Thank you.

I was in the middle of something personal.

What? With Doc Hottie?

Doc Hottie and I were having lunch.

-Ooh, sexy lunch. -[Nina] No, just lunch.

-Bom chicka baum. -It's not like that,

he doesn't think of me in that way.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you better jump him soon

or you'll miss your moment.

What's wrong with everyone today?

Well, you have to shag your guy at the right time,

otherwise, he'll just start thinking about you

as a friend.

Oh, I'm going.

Oh, listen up, you big prude.

Just because I don't wear short skirts, okay,

and maybe I like wearing clothes,

and okay, I've got some body issues, who doesn't?

Everybody does.

I'm not a prude, Billie,

I'm just--I'm a normal person

who likes doing normal things

and yes, I'm screwed up in all the normal ways

and I don't have to take my clothes off

if I don't want to.

I'm a doctor, not a stripper,

I mean, I just wish everybody would just--

[Billie] Nins, Nins,

mom's place is just two streets away,

why don't you go over there and just put your head down.

Yes.

Prude.

-You totally do. -No, I don't.

[Zara] You've got a secret, just tell me what's going on.

You're imagining it.

[Zara] No, because you are acting so shifty.

No. I'm not shifty,

I'm just doing things,

-see, me, doing things. -Okay.

Now, I know there's something going on.

Uh, Dr. Havel, do you have a minute?

-Actually, I'm... -It can wait.

[Chris] Do you mind?

-I'll come and find you later. -[Chris] Okay.

Are you around for the Sanderson birth?

Probably.

What was that about?

I'm at my mother's in the meantime,

so if you--if you need me.

-See you. -[Geraldine] Hi.

Oh.

-Sorry. -Ma, I didn't see you.

Oh, you look exhausted.

Um, I am.

[Geraldine] You should have a lie down.

This--

is this...

you want an affair?

You can't be serious.

I'm sorry, you find it so hilarious.

Mom, I'm so sorry.

I wasn't prepared for...

You know...

I might have known you'd react this way,

you can be so uptight.

Uh, no, I'm not uptight.

[Geraldine] No. You always have been.

-You're so, um... -I'm not uptight, mom.

-Stitched up. -Mom.

[Geraldine] You know, I didn't liberate myself

so you can go rushing back into the cage.

[Nina] Oh, what-- this is the alternative,

is it, posting pictures of yourself

in the internet like a slut?

It's a sad, sad day when a woman calls

another woman a slut.

Sometimes, I look at you,

you're young, you've got the world at your feet,

buy you're too afraid to do anything with it.

Why don't you wake up?

Why don't you act your age?

I'm going back to work.

I'm sorry I laughed at you.

However silly it is, I just want a chance to...

No, it's not silly, mom. I'm sorry.

And you're right, I am afraid.

-No, I am. -[Geraldine] Oh, Nins,

I'm sure you got the broken pieces from me

like I got from my mother

but I didn't want my daughters to grow up

to be people who let fear win.

And--but--look, what I'm trying to say is,

you and Billie,

you've never let fear stop you

and I think in the end,

that's the most important thing.

[sentimental music playing]

Well, if you're gonna do it, tell the truth,

it's better than anything you could make up.

The fact is, you don't want me to be naked

when I'm delivering your baby.

It's not because I don't think that bodies are beautiful,

uh, or that I'm a prude,

and I will spoil it.

It's because I'm a professional

and if something goes wrong,

I need to be able to look after you and your baby.

You don't want me to be naked too,

you want me to be capable.

-I understand. -[Tim] Yeah.

Thanks.

Oh, not a problem.

[Cherie] Okay. Now, his day's broken up

into slots he's been fed now,

it's his sleeping time.

Don't touch him until 4:00.

And you can hold him for half an hour,

if you need to, you can change his nappy.

Don't stress, I'm down with kids.

Down with it in the same way you're down being French?

-Oh. -Burned,

burned twice.

They'll be fine.

All right, you got his number,

you got my number and if he keeps crying,

just try to ignore it.

Bye.

[baby crying]

Have you got those instructions?

What?

[upbeat music playing]

Cool baby.

Yeah, first, I was like, "okay, I've got a baby, whatever,

it's kind of cool," but then I was like, "OMG,

you see, that was a good idea,"

It's like a total time vampire.

You just end up taking him everywhere.

Actually, would you mind.

Rad.

What are you smiling at, Julia?

[rock music playing]

-[Cherie] So, yeah. -[Darcy] Hmm,

yeah.

[Cherie] It's--

is this awkward, I mean,

what are we without the baby?

[chuckles]

We're the Pacific Empress.

Or the Brazilian cabaret singer.

With so little sleep.

[Cherie] Oh, then or now?

Both.

It's the bestselling parenting book based on--

I know, I didn't mean it really--

You seem to think it's some crazy thing I've made up.

But he's a person, you don't let a person

cry for an hour.

It's hard, you don't think I know?

It's not fair.

Well, if it's too much of a disruption,

we can move out.

Don't threaten me, Cherie.

Don't patronize me, Darcy.

When I was born,

my dad bought a Wolseley 6/80

I guess they thought they needed a family car.

Anyway, the motion of driving

would put me to sleep.

And, uh, one day,

they left me inside. I supposed they thought

"what's the harmed?" you know,

but I woke up

and to this day, I have nightmares

about being trapped inside somewhere

and then screaming for help and it never comes.

This notion of letting the baby cry,

I just can't get on board with it.

[upbeat music playing]

[Jimmy] It's pretty much the best game ever invented

and that big tree there, that's the weeping

and when the yarkey is counting

you'll be very tempted to hide over there

behind those bushes.

Don't even bother, you can see right through them

and it's the first place they always look anyway.

Are you taking this in,

little sleeping man?

[Odile] Hey, aren't we supposed to meet Mick at the pub?

Oh, yeah.

Mick.

Oh, Josh.

[chuckles]

I thought you're going all the way.

Hello.

Well, that alone makes this whole thing worth it.

All right, then, here we all are.

What time is it?

Six-one-five.

Helen, would you like a sip of cold water?

Hurry up, they're coming.

You gotta make it look like we never touched him.

Come on,

what are you doing?

Never had a brother before.

I used to imagine it growing up,

wanted someone to play cops and robbers with.

-[Darcy] Hello? -[Jimmy] And pirates

Jupiter.

[Odile] Jupiter?

[Jimmy] That's what I always wanted.

How is--

what have you done?

Nothing, nothing at all,

he's been in there the whole time.

[Odile] Yeah.

-What have you done? -Nothing.

[Cherie] Jimmy, this is important,

what did you do to...

to get him settled like that?

Okay.

I did pick him up,

I held him while you were out.

His feet never touched the ground.

Sorry.

[sentimental music playing]

I'm gonna put the kettle on.

[Jimmy] Don't tell mom, okay?

-[Geraldine] Hi. -Hi mom, don't touch me,

I need a shower.

What's this?

[Geraldine] Oh, Billie, please, please, Billie.

-[Billie] Shh, shh, shh. -[Geraldine] Just don't laugh.

Intelligent, articulate, moving to the next phase,

looking for someone to share the journey.

[Geraldine] What do you think?

Um, did Nins help you with that?

Yeah, she's not a salesman.

Okay.

Right.

Young of mind,

young of heart,

both feet on the ground.

Creative, sexy woman

seeks unconventional guy

with dreams to share,

a man who looks at life and wants one thing,

more of it.

Billie that's--

That's... yeah.

Yeah, well, I may not be the smartest,

but I have some stuff in mind.

Okay.

I'm gonna be in the shower for a very long time,

I'm going to boil this shit-ful day off me.

[Chris] So what's up?

[Zara] I was thinking something hazy

and no strings attached.

Ah, Zara, things have been crazy around--

We're allowed to have fun, Chris.

People are allowed to have fun.

Stop, Zara.

Stop, Jesus.

-[Nina] What a day. -[Kim] Maybe you're

just a prude.

[Billie] Well, you have to shag your guy at the right time,

otherwise, he'll just start thinking about you as a friend.

[Geraldine] You're young, you've got the world

at your feet, but you're too afraid

to do anything with it.

[Billie] Bom chicka baum.

[women] Prudy Judy

never in the nudie.

[Nina] Back off with your flat singing.

[Billie] Well, you better jump in soon

or you'll miss your moment.

[Nina] Yes, yes.

[Chris] ...shouldn't have-- if there's nothing else

-you should just get-- -Chris.

Nina.

Excuse me.

[Chris] Wait, wait, Nina.

[dialing]

[cell phone ringing]

-Hey. -Hey, it's me.

Can I talk to you?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, are you all right?

This arrangement, us,

what is this?

Um, I don't know,

but I do know that I like having you here

and the baby.

Does it make you feel young?

Uh, definitely not young

but, um, alive.

For definition purposes then,

should we say we're friends

who share a child?

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go with that.

And if you wanna have a girlfriend, then--

well, you should, I mean--

and if it becomes weird between us,

I'll move out, okay?

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Um, night.

Good night.

[Mick] Hi,

-you clubbing? -[Billie] Yeah.

Want me to rub your feet?

[Billie] So you get some stuff done today?

I won a game of pool.

[Billie] Why you didn't answer my calls?

[Mick] Oh, that, uh,

it was a forfeit,

I thought it was Braveheart but it was Forrest Gump.

[Billie] So it went again to Jimmy?

[Mick] Yeah.

How was your day?

Come on, what's so funny?

[Billie] You won a game of pool.

So, um...

how did you think I'd react when you tell me that?

I thought you'd bite my head off.

And it didn't bother you?

No, I know you like to nag.

Actually, I don't.

-[Mick] Yeah, you love it. -No, I hate it,

it eats me up inside.

Well, that's your choice, isn't it?

Wow.

Wow. So when I left you this morning--

You gave me explicit instructions...

-[Billie] Yeah. -...but guess what,

you're not actually the boss of what I do

with my spare time.

So do you want me to rub your feet, or what?

What are you doing?

What does it look like?

[Mick] Is this a joke?

No.

I'm going home.

Hey, hey, look at me, look...

[Billie] You know, I keep thinking that one day,

this thing between us could be good.

-It is. -[Billie] No, because

I keep waiting for it to be good that day's

always in the future, it never comes.

-You're just being a bitch. -Like that let's you

off the hook?

Look, you know what I think?

I think you should stay tonight.

-No. -[Mick] Stay tonight and, uh,

in the morning, I'll make you breakfast,

I'll make you eggs with, uh, milk

and you can smother them in tomato sauce.

And tomorrow will be good, yeah?

Yeah.

Okay. And I need you to hear this.

You're kind,

and you're talented, and you are the best-looking man

I've ever seen.

But I can't rely on you

and I don't think I admire you,

and it--that can't be love.

And if it is,

there's something seriously wrong with us.

Billie...

[door opens and closes]

[Jimmy] You know, today's outlook was so dire,

but then I won a battle of wits,

and hooked up with the top shelf girl

and I had the first of many capers

with my little brother.

Sometimes life can be so flat-out wonderful.

[woman] ♪ ...in my heart and trust the way ♪

♪ That I am feeling, because I know ♪

♪ That it will bring me home ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Learning the ways of the world ♪

♪ One step at a time ♪

♪ I'm learning the love and the hurt ♪

♪ The wrong and the right ♪

♪ I'm learning the ways of the world ♪

♪ One step at a time ♪

♪ I'm learning the love and the hurt ♪

♪ The wrong and the right ♪

♪ And I'm trying to be ♪

♪ The best that I can be ♪

♪ For nobody else, nobody else but me ♪

♪ I like watching films about ghosts ♪

♪ I like saying anything goes ♪

♪ I like knowing possibilities don't end ♪

[sobbing]

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