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[slow music playing]

[Nina] The police are handling the Brendan situation now

and I'm supposed to do nothing.

My ex-husband, my family,

my life,

apparently is out of my hands.

[upbeat music playing]

[machine buzzes]

[woman] Please place ticket in slot.

Well, I did.

Ticket is in slot, see.

[machine buzzes]

[woman] Please ask for assistance.

What? From who?

There's nobody around.

Hello?

Excuse me.

[machine buzzes]

[Billie] Nins, you should make sure

they lock Brendan up in the looney bin.

[Geraldine] Leave it up to the police.

[Darcy] Put this explosion business

out of your mind.

[Nina] Give me the bloody ticket.

Thank you.

[slow music playing]

Pick up, Brendan.

The cops will never find him

if he doesn't wanna be found.

I have to fix this.

Oh, stop it. That's ridiculous.

Brendan would never hurt me.

Oh.

Oh.

Brendan.

[Brendan] It makes me so happy

to hear your voice.

Yeah.

I think we should talk face to face.

[Brendan] Yeah, please. Where, when?

Um, at the lovely river spot where we--

where we ate the crumbly cheese in the--

[Brendan] In the--in the Black Wax?

Yeah, that place.

I don't know when I'll be able to get away from work

but, uh, I'll give you a call.

It's up to me. I can do this.

[woman] ♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

[elevator bell dings]

[Nina] Kim,

I need to speak to Chris Havel urgently.

Seminar room. You're supposed to be in there too

listening to some blurb about Dr. Clegg.

Really? Right, shit.

[Kim] Clegg's having one of his feral days again,

made one nurse cry,

one nurse laugh till tea came out her nose

and one med student throw up.

Fresh sperm,

I'm keeping it body temperature

until my girlfriend gets here to collect it.

Oh.

Actually, I wouldn't mind your advice about this.

Yeah, sure, happy to, but not now.

Yeah, woman on a mission, off you go.

[Martin] Reduction of relative risk

in preeclampsia was, um--

was pretty significant.

What does that mean?

I hear some of you bleating.

Well, it means if we use a combination

of predicting women at risk,

and then targeting them with the best intervention,

we can achieve better outcomes,

but how do we do that?

[sound of chairs shifting]

I'm sorry.

[Martin] Let us remind ourselves

what a uterine Doppler

ultrasound looks like,

shall we?

Just a bit jumpier

since my car exploded.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

-It's okay. -That is exactly why I'm--

I mean, I was joking.

[Martin] Can everybody make out the flow

of velocity waveforms,

hmm?

Well, we know that so far that 20% of women,

-uh... -I guess the police

have spoken to you about

what you need to do...

Well, they suggested that I, uh,

stay in a motel last night.

Chris' whole family had to evacuate

in case your ex-husband knows

where he lives.

[Martin] Hence, the decision of this department

to participate in Prof. Walter's study.

-Now, Prof. Walter's study is-- -Well, I'm really sorry.

I can't--I can't even--

-God. -[Martin] Randomized--

In randomized controlled trials

which included women treated with aspirin.

Nina, please, don't feel bad.

My daughter thinks staying in a motel

is a grand adventure.

Is it?

Yeah. You know, I--

I want you to know that I'm doing everything I can

to sort out this situation with my ex-husband.

In fact, I'm gonna do it today.

You know, as a vain man, I pride myself

on being entertaining.

So, what can I do

to spice up my performance for you?

Sorry.

[Martin] In randomized controlled trials,

uh, which included women treated with aspirin.

[cell phone ringing]

[Martin] How's that phone working out for you?

I'll just-- I'll get out of your way.

I'm sorry.

Darling?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

[Mick] ♪ Baby, I don't mind being ♪

[Billie] I inspired you to write that song.

[Mick] Yeah.

Am I entitled to a share

of any money you make out of it?

What, like a royalty?

Yeah.

Yeah, I demand 10% of it.

I don't think it's 10%, hang on.

Don't you wish you knew which 10%

I'm gonna pick?

[indistinct, laughter]

Grip. Oh, Jesus.

Those are magical hands,

seriously, they're priceless.

[Billie] Shit.

[Mick] What?

I got to go.

Don't go.

♪ Baby, you got me running round ♪

♪ Telling me you don't care at all ♪

It's too easy.

[Mick] Yeah, you are.

♪ But when it all comes tumbling down ♪

♪ Don't you know I will break your fall ♪

♪ I will break your fall ♪

[music playing]

[Nina] No need to panic.

The police do this stuff every day.

Well, maybe not every day but a lot.

And if I get panicky, I'll just signal Sergeant Reid.

I should practice.

Perhaps they'll grab him if he tries anything,

which he won't.

Come on, Brendan, don't be late for your own ambush.

This is how it will go.

[Brendan] Nina,

hi.

Wow.

You were right.

I need to get some help.

-Just so everyone can feel safe. -[Brendan] Exactly.

So, if you just excuse me, I'm just gonna pop myself over

to those police officers and give myself up.

That, um, that one.

-[Nina] Sergeant Reid? -Yeah.

He's got such a kind face, hasn't he?

I know.

[Brendan] Oh, by the way,

I brought you some cheese.

Thanks.

Yes, just like that please.

No dramas.

Oh, God.

I'm late now because of you.

Don't go.

Some of us have appointments.

Cancel them. Come back to bed.

Yes. It's all right for you Mr. Part-time musician,

part-time labor, but I, on the other hand,

am trying to have a full-time life.

Don't try saying I'm slack.

You want me to list projects and add up all the hours

-I put into-- -No, I don't.

[Mick] 'Cause you know I work hard and it's still--

[Billie] Can you just run this to Nin's place,

all right, so don't slob it up while I'm out.

I get it. You're picking a fight.

What? No, I'm just saying let's slob the place up

-while I'm out. -Can't handle us being happy.

It's been 13 hours without a fight.

No, I hear you prattling on when you lie there,

but I don't actually hear you say it.

You're waiting for the love bubble to burst.

That makes you nervous.

I'm looking for shoes. I'm not listening to you.

Ahh.

[Nina] Come on, Brendan, hurry up and get arrested.

Oh, stomach gurgling.

Ambushes make me hungry.

I wish--I wish I had some of that crumbly cheese

and the--

I need to look relaxed when he sees me.

Shit, what does a relaxed person look like?

He will show up.

He wouldn't miss a chance to talk

but what if--oh.

[Brendan] Nina?

This is an ambush?

You betrayed me.

But this is all your fault.

Well, I can't go on.

Goodbye, Nina.

[Nina] Maybe this is a bad idea.

I'm sorry to get you out here for nothing.

I mean, I thought this would work.

Well, just call me if he contacts you, okay?

Won't the monitor tell us if he stops breathing?

Uh-hmm.

But I think one of the monitor's is wonky

and then I think, "Don't be mental, Cherie."

And then you know I...

-Everything's just, um... -Going to be fine.

Yeah.

Tremendous.

I'm just gonna venture to the baby emporium

for further supplies.

-Will you be, um... -I'll be okay.

Here, take this.

Oh, no, Cherie. You don't have to do that.

I wanna pay my own weight. Don't argue about it.

-Oh, bonjour. -Yeah.

Odile is telling me about her anthropology degree

in Paris. It's fascinating.

And she's traveled a lot like you Jimmy.

She's all fired up to see the Solomon Islands next.

I want to fly over them in a helicopter.

Best view in the world apparently.

[Odile] Apparently?

-Jimmy is funny. -[Geraldine] Yes,

he can be very funny

sometimes.

Uh, do you know Odile has given up her studies

to stay here with you?

Well, uh, I haven't got the full picture--

Don't worry, Geraldine.

This amazing life which Jimmy lives,

this is the education I want now.

Do your parents know you've given up

your university scholarship?

[Odile] Yes.

-My mother is worried-- -Uh, we should get going.

I told Mick I'll meet him at the pub, so...

When Jimmy goes back to his job on the island...

-Uh, job? -[Jimmy] Uh, mom, have you,

uh, heard from Nina today?

-Any word from the cops? -No.

Uh, everything's all right. Bye, mom.

-I haven't finished my tea. -[Jimmy] That's all right.

-We'll get it later. -[Odile] Oh, then.

[hip hop music playing]

Hey, Jimmy.

Hello, Mick.

You got it?

All right, best wishes, Creevey and Renand.

-Excellent work. -He works, you?

[Mick] Right now Jimmy is on 2,490 points

and I'm on minus 20.

Mick does get 500 points for this though.

A thousand. She put kisses.

My apologies, 1,000.

[Odile] But how do you know Mick didn't put the kisses

on himself for extra points?

Oh.

Because there's a code of honor.

Yes.

Do you reckon, in the long term,

that harmony is the death of passion?

I have nothing to offer on that.

I've always specialized in the, uh, short-term

style of relationship.

[cell phone ringing]

Dad, hi.

These... mechanisms are bastards of things.

[Jimmy] Well, that's not my area of expertise

but if I can be of any assistance.

Yeah, you can actually.

Can you drop some disposal nappies off to Cherie?

Yup. Okay.

Good, man.

-Hi. -Hi.

Oh.

I bit of romantic feel, isn't it?

-Uh-hmm. -Yeah. It's kind of a love nest.

Most of the rooms are pretty compact,

so you'd wanna like each other.

Yeah.

So, you two been together long?

-Almost five years. -Almost five years.

So, how do you keep your love bubble floating?

-Sorry? -[Billie] This happy bubble

you two float around in, do you ever fight?

You know, how do you keep the drama,

you know, the spark in a relationship?

-It's not really-- -Or are you constantly

breaking up and then having make-up sex

or do you blob each other's possessions or...

-I'm sorry, I don't-- -To keep the fire going

is what I'm asking.

Check out the bathroom, um, you'll love it.

Yeah, it's got a two persons bathtub.

[Kim] Oh, crap.

[elevator bell dings]

[Martin] What a waste.

[phone ringing]

[Kim grunts]

Oh, here's dad.

-Look. Look, Lucy. -[Chris] Thanks, mate.

[laughs]

-Hey. -Here he is.

Oh, come to dada.

[Lucy coos]

[Chris] It was big fun staying in the special motel,

wasn't it?

Now, we're back in nana's house. Back in nana's house.

It's pretty here, isn't it, yeah?

You didn't need to leave work.

I can manage.

Okay. You open the door for us.

Careful.

I'm sorry. I just--I feel so sorry about

putting you on Lucy through all this.

I would rather be here in my own house.

I spoke to the police and...

they've sussed this guy out, you know.

They really don't think he's gonna be a danger to us.

This man, he felt the need

to blow up your car because--

Because he thought that, wrongly--

Why would he believe you are having sex

with his ex-wife?

Just chatting and he's conjured up

a story in his head.

Come on, sweetie.

-Let's go get you a play phone. -[Lucy] I want ding dong again.

You want to ding dong?

-Ding dong, here we go. -[Lucy] I want ding dong.

[doorbell dings]

You two obviously agree about the house?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Doesn't it ever get so sugary sweet

it makes you two teeth hurt?

-[both] Sorry? -No, no, anyway good for you.

-That's... -Yeah.

Um, let me know if you're ready to make an offer.

Thanks.

[dog barking]

Oh, Rocket.

Excuse me.

[man on stereo] ♪ Is she somewhere fancy ♪

♪ I don't have a clue ♪

♪ Girl, how could you leave me ♪

♪ After all that we've been through? ♪

What about your night off?

Keeping the spontaneity in our relationship.

[man] ♪ But you'll never find another man ♪

♪ Who's gonna love you more ♪

♪ You can call me names but baby I don't mind ♪

Well, you're squeezing a lot of mileage out of one song.

I'm aware of that,

so I brought some more.

[man] ♪ Baby you got me running round ♪

♪ Telling me you don't care at all ♪

Uh, dad asked me to drop these around.

Thanks.

Not that we have a nappy crisis or anything.

Uh, well, dad overdoes things sometimes.

If you say so. I hardly know the man

apart from having his baby.

Uh, Odile, uh,

Darcy said you're visiting from France

[speaking in French]

Merci.

[Cherie] I did French at school.

-Oh. -Put a lot of pens

on a lot of tables

[speaking in French]

Excuse the hideous accent.

No, no, your accent is very good.

Uh, get me blabbing on. I'm overexcited.

You guys are my fist visitors.

Uh...

I'd offer you some tea but we're out of milk

unless you fancy some tea with breast milk.

[Odile] Your baby is so lovely.

-[Cherie] Thanks. -[Ray crying]

Yeah, it's great.

Oh, poor little guy.

Oh, he's crying.

Why didn't I get a better mother?

Oh, your breast is coming out.

Oh.

Here let me.

-Ray. -Oh.

Oh, hello, little mate.

You got the magic touch, Jimmy.

Jimmy is good with babies.

Which will be helpful when he flies the helicopter

on the Solomon Islands.

I plan to work with our friends there.

-Fantastic. When-- -[Mick] Oh,

you know what, Odile?

We should go and buy some milk for Cherie.

-Oh, don't worry. -No, no, no. We'll pop down

the corner shop, it'll save you going out.

[Cherie] All right. Thanks.

All right. Come on.

[phone ringing]

Billie, hello sweetheart.

Hey, dad, I got mom in the car.

[Darcy] Geraldine, lovely to talk to you.

I'm worried about Nina.

Those cops don't have two neurons to rub together.

Brendan is a continuing threat to her.

Well, I'm worried too.

-Although, I would say this-- -[Geraldine] Oh, for God's sake,

Darcy, she's our daughter. It's our job to protect her.

You know what, why don't you ring some of your cop mates

about this whole Brendan thing?

Or maybe you still have other children

-that needs support. -I'll make some calls

and see what I can do.

[baby crying]

[Billie] Oh, why are you torturing your baby?

No, it's someone else's.

You're torturing other people's babies?

[Darcy] No, I'm in a gigantic,

terrifying baby shop.

Actually, I could use a little advice

from your mother, you know, here.

Uh, you know those stretchy cotton suit things?

Do they keep stretching to fit?

Dad? God, would you think about how the things

you say might land in mom's head?

God, this isn't your shared grandchild,

it's your accidental child

conceived onboard the SS Sexy Pants.

Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset anyone.

Yeah. Well, just get the shop assistant

to help you.

Careful you don't slip and impregnate her.

Right. We're gonna go shopping too, mom.

We're gonna get some really hot clothes.

[Nina] Where are you, Brendan?

Just because the ambush didn't work out

doesn't mean it wasn't a good idea.

Oh.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Nina,

careful where you walk over there

you might get pregnant.

Anyway, one of Clegg's patients, 28 weeks pregnant,

he's admitted her for bed rest,

now she's having contractions.

Well, ask Dr. Clegg what he wants to--

[Kim] He's not here. Gene in register rang him,

got his head bitten off.

Contractions are getting stronger.

We can't get a hold of Clegg.

[slow music playing]

[baby Ray crying]

Shh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, little fella.

I just wanted to see if you were breathing,

I'm sorry.

[Cherie] Thanks. I'm so sorry for bringing him.

[Chris] Oh, Cherie, it's-- you can ask me the same question

a thousand times if you want.

Anyway.

-Thanks. -[Chris] All right.

-Hi. -Oh, sorry.

Hi.

Hello, Mr. Ray.

How are you?

Oh, he's breathing like a champion.

It's his mother that's being a silly old--

Oh, come on. You did have scare

-with the apnea thing. -It's weird, you know.

One minute I'm on top of things, euphoric even.

The next minute I'm useless,

overwhelmed, like I can't even...

It's so weird being back here watching everyone buzz around

-like I used to. -Yeah.

You're a wonderful nurse.

You're gonna be a wonderful mother.

-Am I? -Yes, yes.

Yes.

Get me with the hormone tears.

You might need to check on this lady.

I think her heart rate doesn't look great.

Okay, I'll be in.

Uh, anyway, you go save the baby

and I'll get going.

-Any word from Dr. Clegg? -He's not answering his phone.

He's not gonna like you doing emergency C-sec

on his patient.

You'll be all right.

[Zara] Nina,

this baby is in distress.

[Nina] Okay. Pull it together.

How are you doing, Rachel?

Feeling like a lump of wood from the chest down?

We're ready to go.

And here's Dr. Havel.

He's gonna take your baby straight

to the neonatal unit.

Hello, Rachel. I'm Chris.

[Nina] Rachel's husband is on flight home.

I see.

You don't mind if I sit here, do you?

[Nina] Rachel, you're gonna feel some movement,

tugging pressure, sensations like that

but no pain, okay?

Here we go.

It's really very fortunate Dr. Proudman is working today.

She's a very busy doctor.

I certainly hope she's infamous as any.

[laughter]

Have you thought of any names?

-[Rachel] I've got a couple. -[Chris] Yeah.

[Rachel] I thought I had more time to choose.

Have you got kids?

[Chris] Yeah, a daughter.

[Rachel] How old is she?

She's two years.

[Nina] Nearly there, Rachel.

And you're doing very well.

I'm impressed.

[slow music playing]

[Nina] Hello, baby.

Out you come.

-Here she is. -[baby crying]

Here's your daughter.

[baby crying]

You okay there?

I'm okay.

[Nina] Good on you.

Yeah, good on you.

You can handle more than you think you can.

Oh.

-Hi. -Hi.

I spoke to my cop mate. Uh, he said he's gonna push

the Brendan Investigation harder.

Terrific. Thanks.

And this information was too sensitive

to be relayed over to telephone?

Oh, I wanted you to feel we're in this together.

All right.

I'm about to go out.

You look sensational.

Oh, I have a few life of my own.

Well, of course you do.

I just, um...

I have to finish getting ready.

Sure.

[Geraldine] Bye.

[elevator dings]

Brendan.

Hi.

[intense music playing]

Look, you know, I can understand

why you thought you needed to set a trap for me,

okay?

But you need to understand why I can't go to jail.

Please.

Nina, I realized I have made mistakes.

Okay? And that's why I want a chance

even if it has to be in this lift.

-My feelings for you-- -No, no, shut up.

Not one more word about your feelings.

What you did,

blowing up Chris Havel's car--

No, fair enough point taken, look,

-I know you're gonna say that-- -It was the best thing

that could've happened,

because now you've hurt someone else.

I can't afford to be "the guilty

must look after the damaged puppy soft touch"

-if you hurt other people. -Whoa, whoa, wait.

Shh, listen, hang on.

I don't feel responsible for you anymore.

I'm sorry.

This thing is over.

Don't speak to me.

Have you slept with Chris Havel?

It's none of your business.

[Brendan] No, I know it isn't. You're right.

This is--this is bigger than whether or not you had sex

with some guy. This is--this is about us.

And...

I can't let you ring the police.

What if it's about a patient?

Well, don't shout out or I'll hang up.

Hello,

Dr. Proudman's phone.

Yes, yes, yes. She's in the shower.

Uh-hmm.

Um, Dr. Lee wants to know

if he should give Mrs. Patel an epidural?

Uh, how many centimeters dilated is she?

Um, how many centimeters dilated?

Six.

Dr. Lee can handle this on his own.

[Brendan] Okay. Just tell him to use his own judgment.

Thanks.

If I kneed you in the ball sack, uh,

I could hit the alarm button.

Well, I might have to stop you.

Help. I'm trapped in the lift.

Take this down to pathology for me.

Lift's buggered again and I'm busted.

The solution to any problem

can be found somewhere

in this pile.

Um, are you hungry?

Oh, Jimmy bought some milk, but...

I bet a super market expedition

is urgently required.

I'll, uh, just write a shopping list

and...

um, so...

Cherie, are you vegetarian

or gluten intolerant?

No.

I don't eat things with the face still on.

-Got that. -[Cherie] Uh-hmm.

No food with faces.

-[giggles] -Hmm.

I'm gonna be okay at this.

Never doubted that for a second.

[Chris] Sonja.

[Sonja] Hi.

Not too late for dinner, right?

[Sonja] No.

Perfect timing.

-Hmm. -Where's Lucy?

Zonked out.

We had a big play whole afternoon.

Is someone else coming?

Tonight, it's the one year anniversary

so I set a plate for Elise.

[sighs]

[Chris] I'm never gonna be able to thank you enough

for what you've done for me.

But this is--

it's too much.

I've just had a guffle...

[phone beeping]

I've got to get to work.

Help.

No one can hear you.

Now, you might as well let me do this speech

-that I wrote down... -No.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[moaning]

Whoa.

I don't know what that's about.

[Nina] Billie.

[moaning]

Oh.

Help, can anyone hear me?

I hope you can hear me, Billie.

I've been kidnapped.

Help. Can anyone hear me?

Nin, can you hear me? It's me...

[Nina] I'm in the lift in the Rubson Wing.

This is Nina Proudman.

My ex-husband has kidnapped me.

This is Nina Proudman.

I'm stuck between the fourth

and the fifth floor.

Police, please.

[Brendan] Now, I'm gonna do the speech, okay?

Now, the reason

I trapped you in this lift this evening

is because I realized

what I need to do.

Good.

Can you hurry up?

Okay.

If I undertake to get normal,

will you consider a reconciliation?

Because if I know that's at least possible, I know...

[elevator dings]

Step out of the lift.

Sir, step out of the lift.

[Brendan] Hey, wait.

No. Nina.

Can't we just talk about this?

Nina. Hey, tell 'em.

Just tell 'em. Tell 'em.

[man] Check the lift.

[phone ringing]

Thank you.

Well, no, it was like-- it was like rescuing you

by remote control.

Well, if you haven't heard me, I don't...

[Billie] No, no. It's exciting over the phone.

Carry on--I mean, not exciting for you obviously.

God, you poor thing.

No, I'm not a poor thing. I'm okay now.

[Billie] Do you want me to come pick you up?

-Nin? -[Nina] Ooh, Martin Clegg.

-Hello. -Oh,

it seems I can always expect

a lively full show from Nina.

[man] Check the rest of the area for explosives.

Yes--no, I mean, I'm sorry.

I believe you cut open one of my patients

without consulting me.

Well, I did try and contact--

-we all tried to contact-- -I'm on way to the ward

right now to inspect your surgical work.

Yes.

That caesar incision

better be a work of art.

[intense music playing]

[Billie] Who was that dickhead?

I've got to go.

[soft music playing]

You realize we're heroes?

We saved the day.

And we don't--

we don't need to keep breaking up

to have excitement in our relationship.

You know, hero sex might be more exciting

than makeup sex.

[slow music playing]

[Jimmy] Uh, Odile,

um, I've been thinking, uh,

your uni degree, your scholarship,

um, should you really give all of that up--

Well, I can go back sometime.

Mrs. Charles is here for me now.

Odile, I can't let you do this.

I should be honest.

The Solomon Islands job is not happening.

[Odile] Oh.

Will you fly helicopter somewhere else?

[Jimmy] Um, no.

That's the thing.

I can't.

I promised I'd help out a friend.

He runs a ski program

for disabled children.

I've done a bit of ski instructing.

-[Odile] Oh, well, couldn't I-- -It's in Chile, Odile.

He's got just enough money to fly me over there.

You'd be better off going home to France.

[Odile] Look, relax, Jimmy.

I can afford my own ticket to Chile.

Right.

-Can you? What-- -I have a confession.

I'm not really French,

I'm Swiss.

But I get sick of jokes

about cheese and bunks

and Swiss people being boring.

-Oh. -[Odile] I grew up in the Alps.

I'm an excellent skier.

So I can help you teach the children in Chile.

Great.

Uh-huh.

-[Martin] Off home now? -Yes.

Is there something you wanted me to...

Oh, I thought you might want this.

My sperm.

A donation.

Oh.

Um, why not start with the highest quality

genetic material?

IQ well into the 140s,

sturdy medical background.

Myers Brigg Psychological test indicate intriguing

but not alarming results.

Right.

Well, uh, um...

[Martin] No pressure.

It's here if you want it.

Hey.

Hey, come on.

There you go.

There.

[woman] ♪ You said ♪

♪ Everything is gonna be all right ♪

♪ Is it gonna be all right? ♪

What are you doing?

Come to bed.

There's some stuff I have to tell you.

So you ripped apart your whole life

for something that doesn't even exist.

I'm really sorry.

If there's anything I can do for--

I must look very foolish.

Oh, no. No, not at all.

Uh, I'm a fool for thinking that I could--

look, I'll help you sort out your stuff

with the uni in Paris.

You told me lies.

And because of these lies, I flew all this way--

I know. I know. It's terrible.

I never meant for anything like this

to ever happen.

It sounds so lame, me saying sorry,

but I am so sorry.

I suppose you have been honest

in the end.

So I will be honest, too.

I am not Swiss.

I'm not French.

I grew up in Verwood.

-Is the name a lie, too? -No, Odile is my real name.

Mom was a ballet fan.

Because Swan Lake was about as exciting

as it got for me in Verwood.

So I entertained myself pretending to be French.

When did you figure I was bullshitting you about--

[Odile] Pretty early on.

But we were having fun.

What?

It was hilarious watching me

trying to squirm out of--

far out, this is...

-Are you pissed off? -[Jimmy] Yeah, I am.

So you're angry with me for lying?

You're loving this aren't you?

It's pretty funny.

[both laugh]

Liar.

[Odile] Liar,

-pants on fire. -Pants on fire.

Well, yeah, it is kind of hot.

[Nina] Brendan is in custody.

Then--and then it'll be a mental health order or...

I don't know.

The point is that you and your family can relax now.

-How's Rachel's preemie doing? -She's good.

I just went to check on her. She's doing well.

-Good. -Yeah.

-Can I just-- -Nina, please don't apologize.

[Nina] No, no. I feel bad

that you and your family were...

-Come on, my family is quite... -...drawn into my mess.

...capable of--I mean,

I understand.

Look, Nina, if I seem a bit weird sometimes,

I'm actually going through something

and I'd love to explain it all to you right now,

but it, uh,

wouldn't be fair

to certain other people.

[Nina] What other people? His mother-in-law?

His five secret girlfriends?

I don't wanna put you

in an uncomfortable position.

[Nina] Put me in any position you want.

[Chris] You know, I don't think it's fair

to dump all my problems,

especially not on you, so...

Well, I'm happy to talk if you want to.

Thanks.

[Nina] Happy to have sex with you right now

if you need to.

[Chris] You know, until I...

get a few things sorted out,

I'm really just not gonna be

available to anyone,

at least not in the way that I'd wanna be.

You know what, you don't have to tell me anything.

-It's okay. -No, no. But I mean,

-you know-- -No, it's okay.

You don't have to tell me anything.

-I hope it works out for you. -I mean, there's a part of me

that just wants to forget about

what the right thing to do is and just...

[soft music playing]

...you know,

let it go.

But thanks for listening to my strange...

you know.

[Nina] No, I don't really know.

[soft music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Nina] Hurry up, you guys.

I've been in a failed ambush.

Weirdo boss monstered me.

Ex-husband kidnapped me.

The doctor doesn't wanna kiss me.

I need a shower now.

Ow.

[laughter]

Were you wanting the shower?

[grunts]

So I had an epiphany.

I always make things more complicated

than they have to be.

But everything can be simple for you, too.

-Really? I'm fine. -Yeah, Yes.

Right now, Brendan is being taken away in a white van,

now you can be with the tasty pediatrician,

simple.

Not simple.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hi, Cherie.

-[Billie] What does she want? -Shut up.

-Yeah, yeah, I'll buzz you up. -What? No.

[Nina] She's coming up for a cup of tea.

What, she's interfering with our bonding time as sisters.

[Nina] Uh, Billie, why don't you shut up?

[Billie] She can't just drop in.

[Nina] I was friends with her long before she was...

Is she and dad...

No. She's just given birth.

Yeah, but they're gonna plan to...

I don't know. Shut up.

Be nice.

Hi.

I thought I'd let Darcy sleep in.

[Billie] All right, so, what exactly did the man say?

Not sure what he was saying.

So what's his problem? His wife's not around.

Yeah, that's right.

Something weird is going on.

-Stuff he said... -[Cherie] Like what?

Do you reckon his wife's buried in the garden?

Oh, it could be a Jane Eyre thing.

Yeah, like in Jane Eyre

He's got her locked in the attic.

You always pick the tricky men, Nins.

It's because you were studying too hard at school,

it left you emotionally retarded.

Um, Nins, this is cheap talk

because I can see that Chris Havel really likes you.

Maybe it's not hopeless.

Remember this, Ray.

Everything can be simple

if you let it be.

[woman] ♪ I got to pull me a rabbit ♪

♪ Out of this hat with my two hands ♪

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