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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Make your own, though?

No. Make your own. This one's mine.

Okay, but I don't know how.

Seriously?

You can't even cook a grilled cheese?

You're so pathetic.

What? And not.

Um, you don't clean, you don't have a job, and you can't cook.

All you do is work out and scroll on your phone.

Well, yeah, because I'm looking for a job.

Blah, blah, blah.

All I'm hearing is loser.

No wonder you're single.

You don't have anything to offer a girl except your good looks.

Wait, you think I'm good looking?

Well, duh, yeah, I'm not blind, but that's literally all you have to offer.

Well, it's not all I have to offer.

Wait, what?

You said you have more to offer.

Let's see it.

Okay.

Hey Lulu, Jaden, come help load the car. I have to go soon.

Shit. Too bad.

Guess you're going to have to stay a loser.

Wait, come on.

Look, I can still prove it to you.

Okay, fine.

Throughout the week, try to impress me by doing stuff around the house.

Okay. Can do.

Cool.

What was that for?

You're folding socks.

Do it again.

God.

So, can I correct you?

No. Literally none of that was special. You just showed me you can function like

a basic human being.

Why don't you do something actually worth a fuck?

Like what?

Oh, do you want to see my dick?

No, no. How about you find my clit?

Now that would actually be impressive.

Yeah, I mean, I can totally do that. Oh yeah?

Prove it.

Close the door.

I guess you do know where the clinic is.

Good job.

That's it.

Pull out your dick.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

I want to see it.

Wow.

Thought she'd be big, but didn't know it'd be that big.

um um

One, two, three.

oh oh

I feel so naughty sucking my stepbrother's dick.

Oh my God.

My eyes.

My eyes.

My eyes.

My eyes. My eyes.

Hehehe.