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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

You must need a new shitter.

Yeah, your mom let me in on her way out.

Oh, cool.

You're, like, the hottest shitter my mom has ever hired for a little brother.

Oh, thanks.

I'll take the compliment all day.

So, would you want to, like, do something after this?

When my mom gets back?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Cool. So, do you, like, have a boyfriend?

No, not right now.

What's going on here?

You guys look weird.

Uh, I need to get me the bottle.

Were you hitting on a sitter?

What are you talking about?

Her.

Do you like her?

That's none of your business.

You're my step -sister, not my mom.

Look, you shouldn't mess with me.

You don't know me.

Just because your mom married my dad... What are you even talking about?

I'm just saying, you don't have to look at the sitter all the time.

Nice nipples.

I'm not sure if they make any milk, but I bet you suck on them to try.

What do you want?

I forgot I was going to do your laundry.

I'm still wearing these.

Well, not anymore.

Hey, you did that just so you could get to the deck first.

I did.

Look, it's my baby now.

Don't you want a baby if he's good?

Can you use my baby now?

I bet I'll make him so sorry.

I'm going to make you come.

Yeah, huh.

I take care of this dick so much better than you.

I doubt that.

I took care of your dick better, right?

He's my stepbrother.

I have to take care of him.

I'm the sitter.