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Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only...

Hey, it's our song!

It's Billy Joel, turn it up!

Only if you sing for me, though.

I love this.

Okay, eyes closed, sing loud, no peeking.

We're closed, okay.

Don't imagine, you're too familiar And I don't see you anymore I would not leave

you In times of trouble We never could have come this far I took the good times

I'll take the bad times I'll take you just the way you are Eyes closed.

No peeking.

Come on, let me get your door.

Okay, okay.

What are you up to, Mr. Reitz?

Not yet.

The

site of your future home, Mrs. Reitz.

I can't believe it.

I love you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I got more to show you.

One sec.

I've got the plans.

Didn't think I'd just show you an empty field, did you?

Bam.

Wow.

Master bedroom.

Baby room number one.

No.

Baby room number two.

No.

That's brilliant.

Welcome to the story of our life.

They have to be perfect.

Jenny, do you think anyone's gonna care if the

asparagus aren't all pointing in the right direction?

Well, I'll know.

Here, give me the cake, please.

No, can you go enjoy yourself?

Yeah.

Any sign of your father?

Sorry, I didn't see him.

Oh.

Okay, let's, um, have a good time.

Okay.

Oh, Prince.

Hi, baby.

Hey, bud.

Hi, Prince.

Okay.

Okay.

Go eat your dinner, boy.

All right.

Oh, you girls did such a wonderful job decorating.

Chloe's sign fell down again.

Thanks, Kate.

Chloe, really?

My shoes?

Those are four inches.

I didn't think you'd mind.

Hi.

I do.

You might break an ankle.

Come on.

It's fine.

Okay, it's fine.

You might put something else on from your own home.

Closet, something sensible, okay?

Be careful coming down there.

Don't hurt yourself.

I told her she'd get caught.

Like, you're not gonna notice.

You notice everything.

I know.

What?

There are people asking when we're gonna cut the cake.

I know.

Okay.

Well, you might have to cut it without him.

But this is his party, too.

I know.

I'm totally gonna regret this in the morning, but who cares?

Also, I tend to regret everything I do, so take it with a grain of salt.

Oh, I do.

Ha.

I don't think everyone's having fun.

Come on.

Most of these people are family.

And as a dating consultant, you have the rest, so most of the rest you fixed up.

These people love you.

Yeah, we do good work at Perfect Pairs.

No, you do great work at Perfect Pairs.

Yeah, I'm supposed to be a relationship expert,

sis, and I'm spending my anniversary alone.

Sorry, everyone.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

Hey, man.

Babe, I'm so sorry.

Oh.

You know how it is.

My apologies, everyone.

I had a couple who couldn't decide between brick and siding.

That's why I didn't completely screw up.

Now I'll keep you around for another 15 years.

Thank you.

I got you something.

I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.

Why does that not surprise you?

That's me.

Wow.

Oh, Jenny, it's beautiful.

Thank you.

I love it.

Let me help you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I have something for you, too.

Right down center stage, huh?

Gonna make me work for it.

Oh, I love this box.

Thank you so much.

What the hell?

Damn.

It's about time you had a watch that reflected your talent.

That is fantastic.

Thank you so much.

Time for a toast.

To Jenny and Ian, happy 15th anniversary.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Happy anniversary, guys.

Cheers.

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder.

Oh, my God.

Yes, I'll feed you in a second.

I love you.

Oh, man, my 10 a.m.

got moved up.

I got a fast track.

So do I.

I got a staff meeting.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, did I plug in the laptop?

What?

No.

Yeah, I got it last night.

Okay.

Oh, um, Kate has her spring musical tryout at 3 o'clock.

I'm going.

I'm going.

Can you do the carpool, though, please?

What?

No, Ian.

You can't keep bailing on carpool.

I don't bail.

You drive right by the school.

I go the opposite direction.

I'm always running late.

Fine.

Then if I do carpool, will you do breakfast?

Breakfast?

Yeah, not like a protein bar.

You got real food.

How about cereal?

What's wrong with a protein bar?

So what really happened to you last night?

Oh.

Carly is openly campaigning for partnership at the firm.

The office politics are killing me.

Plus, we've got a huge job coming down the pipeline, and everyone's at their worst.

She hasn't even been there for five years.

Yeah, tell me about her.

Tell Monroe.

He loves her.

Which one?

Whatever looks good on you.

Um, I mean... that one.

Really?

Okay.

Making partner would change my life.

I know, and I understand how important work is to both of us.

Kate, honey, we're gonna be late.

But we need you here at home, too.

I mean, the girls miss you.

I do, too.

I know.

I mean, you almost missed your anniversary party last night, Ian.

What's that say about us?

I know.

It's a complicated time, honey.

I'm on breakfast duty.

Yeah.

Um, Dad, this one's almost raw inside.

Well, then make some toast, Kate.

I'm doing my best.

Whoa.

Mad scientist at work.

Kate, TV off.

Okay, Mom.

Chloe, no texting.

Mom?

Dad was just texting his office.

I get paid to text.

There's a difference.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

Do you have asbestos fingers or something?

It's called 14 years of motherhood.

By the way, Mother's Day is in a couple weeks.

What do you want to do?

I love Mother's Day.

Dad?

What?

What do you want to do?

Oh, uh, one second, sweetie.

Let me just reply to this.

Um, we'll figure something out, okay?

Did you, uh, finish your Latin homework?

Did you wash me new jeans and top?

What?

No, you look great.

You don't have to change.

No way.

I wore this outfit Monday.

And yes, of course, I finished.

Vestis firum bledit.

Clothes make the man.

Point taken, Chloe.

Uh, hey, Dad.

Do you think that you could help me go over my lines for Bye Bye Birdie?

Uh, no, but you know what?

I can come to your school and meet you

there a half hour before the audition, okay?

Promise, baby girl.

I'll be there.

Okay, sounds good.

Okay.

Thanks, I'm so nervous.

Uh, Ian, do you think you're gonna be able to make that?

Uh, it'll be a little tight, but I'm putting a

reminder in my phone as long as this new program works.

Uh, you know that you have stuff all over your shirt.

Okay, you know how important this audition is to her, though, right?

I mean, she's been practicing for weeks.

Hey.

Ian.

Yeah, no, texting's taking too long.

Chris, listen to me.

I need it today.

I need it done today.

One second.

Ian.

Yeah, yes, of course I got the message.

I just replied to you.

Pay attention here.

I need that now.

I need it... Listen, this thing's gotta be finished today.

It will not work if I get it tomorrow.

If you're so nervous about the play, why did you sign up to audition?

I wouldn't be caught dead up there.

I mean, all those people judging me.

You wouldn't understand.

Chloe?

Zach Brown is in the next lane.

Wow, he's grown since elementary.

He can't see me.

He'll see you in class.

But not in your minivan.

His dad has a BMW.

Thanks, Kate.

I'll remember this when you need an ally.

Is he gone?

Yep, you're safe.

Protocol 53.

Don't look for perfection.

We're slaves to those things.

I hate it.

My car needs an oil change.

Ian forgot tickets to the ballet.

You know, sometimes I think I text more than I talk to people.

Sorry about the ballet.

Yeah, me too.

It was sold out Swan Lake.

Listen.

My good friend Claire Ashby is coming in this morning.

Great.

I'll take good care of her.

That's why I wanted her to see you and only you.

Thanks, Angela.

Angela.

Protocol 52.

Be your authentic self.

Hi,

I'm here to see Jenny Wright?

Oh, I got it.

Hi, Claire.

Hi.

Jenny Wright.

Follow me.

I'll make this fun for you.

I promise.

Protocol 61.

Listen twice as much as you talk.

Yeah, my dating life's been kind of blah lately, if you know what I mean.

So, Angela suggested that I come into perfect pairs to, you know, try it out.

But I was not expecting all of this.

Well, the orange papers are the most important.

Common interests, hobbies, hopes, and aspirations.

Can we put them all into our database?

Whoa, that's way too complicated.

Just bring on the men already, please.

I can ease you into this, Claire.

Would you like a drink?

Yeah, a margarita would be great.

Okay, simplify forms, serve cocktails.

I like your style.

Now, I know your intake said that you teach ballroom dancing.

Yes.

I love dancing.

You'd think that'd be a great place to meet men.

Yeah, you'd think.

But since older men and teenage boys, you step on my toes all the time.

You married?

Yes.

I just celebrated my 15-year anniversary last night.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Happy anniversary.

You must be an expert on marriage by now.

Oh.

You think chivalry is dead?

You know, the old-fashioned stuff.

Opening doors, spending time with the family, being considerate.

Yeah, well, you know, while I think that chivalry can get lost

in the rush of life, I'd like to believe that it still exists.

Good.

Because that's what I want.

Chivalry.

And good teeth.

Okay.

Those are good goals.

Kate Wright?

Right here.

Oh, we're set.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.

What if I forget my lines?

It's an audition.

They don't expect you to memorize it.

Let's go.

The monologue, and then we're going to do the dance

sequence, and then you're going to sing a little.

Mom.

Mom.

No, you'll be great.

Let's go.

Okay, sweetheart, what do you have prepared today?

Um, I'm going to be reading for Ursula, and I prepared the original song.

Hi.

Hi.

Welcome home.

Hey.

I am folding the laundry.

I have a veggie pizza in the oven for you, Jenny.

Plain cheese for Chloe, and pepperoni for our star.

Both tasks have a projected completion time of 20 minutes.

Table set.

Dinner served.

Laundry will be completed.

Wow.

Should I take this personally?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Friends, how was your day?

They made me sing, Donna.

They made everybody sing.

Even for the speaker.

Well, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

I choked.

No.

It was awful.

No, honey.

Is she okay?

Yeah.

Give her some time.

Donna, you don't have to use paper plates.

Oh, I know.

I just thought it would be easier.

No, I like my kids to eat a real meal off of real plates, sitting at the table,

not watching TV.

Having a real conversation.

Talking to one another.

Asking how her day was.

You know.

Like a real family.

That is because you are a dinosaur, sis.

Yes.

I'm proud of it.

Hey, Chloe.

No text zone.

Remember?

Earbuds out.

Can you set the table, please?

Cloth napkins.

Top drawer.

Real plates.

Civilized.

She thinks we live in Downton Abbey.

I love that show.

How was your date with, um, Jack?

Oh.

Just another guy with Peter Pan syndrome.

Except I was the one that wanted to fly with him.

You know, you should really come down to the office and let me help you.

No.

We've talked about this, Jen.

It's hard enough having a perfect sister.

I don't need you meddling in my dating life.

It's like you have a Ph.D.

in folding.

Yeah.

It's all the summers working at the Gap.

You know, some things you just never forget.

Oh, I did.

You can't excel at everything.

Your mother excluded.

I'm just here for the conversation.

Gets lonely in my little apartment.

Well, we love having you.

In spite of your folding.

Ha.

Oh.

Um.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

I'll take these in.

I know.

I know I messed up.

Yeah.

You missed your daughter's audition.

Monroe called an emergency meeting.

We're bidding on a huge project.

It's a game-changer.

I sent three texts and four voice messages.

Nothing.

I shut off my phone.

I got busy.

You should have seen her face in the theater.

All she wanted was her dad.

She's in her room.

Hey.

Your dad messed up.

Yeah.

It's okay, Dad.

No.

No, it's not.

How'd it go?

They made me sing the telephone song in Birdie.

Really?

I bet you were great.

I felt like a jerk singing into a telephone.

Then they made us dance.

You know, honey.

When I was about your age, I auditioned for Oliver.

Oh.

Oh.

I was young.

And I spent about two weeks working on Mo call from the ex.

You know, I did.

Please, may I have some more?

And the worst thing was that I couldn't stop it.

And I...

I was humiliated.

But... I have heard you sing, young lady.

And I know you were brilliant.

You gotta stop selling yourself short.

It's just...

It's just...

I wish you were there.

I should have been.

I'm sorry.

Prince, come on, baby.

Needless to say, this project is an extraordinary opportunity for Monroe &

Robinson Design, the continued rebuilding after the hurricane.

It is a big job.

We're going to be up against the top firms in L.A.

and New York.

So, we've decided to hold a competition within the office for project leader.

This position will be a requirement for the partnership opening.

I am determined we should get this commission.

Budgets and timelines will be tight.

Concept proposals are due within the week.

All right.

Let's get on with it.

Have you started Claire on the protocols yet?

She's a little resistant.

Well, stick to the manual.

Nothing beats the protocols.

Absolutely.

I agree.

Listen, I've been doing a lot of market research

and it seems like a good time to expand.

I'm looking at two new locations for perfect pairs.

That's great.

I'll have a lot of people to train.

And I'd like you to do it.

In fact, I'm offering you a full partnership on this, Jenny.

You've paid your dues.

It's time.

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

Just say yes.

There will be some traveling and occasional weekend.

Yeah.

I mean, the kids are old enough.

I think I can make that work.

Great.

I'm going to have my attorneys draw up partnership paperwork.

Okay.

Fantastic.

Chivalry is not dead.

Please tell me you said no.

I thought you'd say, wow, Jenny, this is fantastic.

Let's celebrate.

It's just the timing is terrible.

I've got to be focused on work right now.

Can't it wait?

Ian, when that headhunter asked me to go to Total Match four years ago, I said no.

I don't want to keep postponing my professional life.

We had an agreement, okay?

I help launch your career.

I stay at home with the kids.

The girls are old enough now.

What happened to we can have it all?

I think we do have it all.

Well, maybe your all isn't my all.

I think there's something else bothering you.

The fact that you don't know how important this is to me is a huge part of it.

It's like you don't even know me anymore.

Come on, Jen.

We know each other so well we can read each other like books.

Really?

Yes, really.

You want to know what comes next?

All the questions.

Does he really know me?

Does he really love me?

All these things that you ask your clients every day.

Am I right?

Okay.

Game on.

Bring it.

When was the last time we held hands at the movies?

Better question.

When was the last time we went to a movie?

Exactly.

We don't do things together anymore.

Just the two of us.

We're like two ships passing.

Passing in the night.

I miss the romance and the intimacy.

I just miss how close we used to be.

We live busy lives.

We sleep together every night.

No.

You don't get it.

When we were first together, we were inseparable.

What happened to all of that?

Let's talk about it tomorrow, okay, babe?

Come on, babe.

Let's get some sleep.

Where are you going?

I'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Oh, Jen, don't be silly.

I'm taking the first step to saving our marriage.

You've got to be kidding me.

Well, I'm not going to be one of those couples who waits to

the last minute only to realize they're at the end of the line.

End of the line?

What?

Come on.

We're not talking about divorce here.

But this is serious, okay?

I know it's serious.

But how does sleeping in separate bedrooms help?

The goal is to fall in love all over again.

Okay.

Well, how do we work on a relationship if we're living down the hall from each other?

Step one, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

We need to relearn each other from scratch.

Tabula rosa, Blake Slate.

Tabula rosa?

Come on.

Wait.

Let's talk.

Let's talk.

No, we are.

I am.

Okay, well, if anybody's sleeping in the guest bedroom, it'll be me.

No, it's me.

It'll be me.

This was my idea.

It's a terrible one, but I'll do it.

Stop it.

Come on, stop.

Please.

Jenny, come on.

Hey, hey, hey, Jenny.

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.

Come on, Jenny.

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder.

That is a myth.

Jenny, let me.

I'm fine.

Well, I need my pillow.

It's my favorite and I can't sleep without it.

You know that.

Julie is not dead.

What does that even mean?

It means we're going to be considerate, okay?

We're not going to take each other for granted.

We're going to practice chivalry.

Okay.

I'm lost.

We need to talk about this some more.

No.

It means, like, things we used to do for each other.

It's opening doors.

It's always saying thank you.

It's cleaning up after we cook.

Well, I have my marching orders.

Now what are yours?

I just want to loosen up around the house.

I want to have fun.

I want to be able to say dear after every sentence without having to think about it.

Okay.

All right.

Let's go.

No.

Go.

Okay.

I thought about it a little bit, but I was trying.

Remember?

No.

We've been here together.

No.

Chivalry is not dead, Prince.

Remember that.

I hear you, buddy.

Before we match you with men in our database, I

want to go over some of our dating guidelines.

Okay.

You said that this would be fun.

This kind of sounds like homework.

No.

It'll just take a minute.

Protocol number one.

Talking points.

You want to start with your date's profile and work from that.

Can't I just meet him in person?

See if we click?

You know, follow your intuition?

Intuition's good, but computer algorithms are better.

Protocol number two.

Off-limit topics of conversation on the first date.

Religion, money, politics.

Then what are we supposed to talk about?

I'm sorry.

There's just so many rules.

It just takes the fun out of dating.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, but we need you to follow them.

We've done statistical studies about how men in situations...

Honey, honey, honey, honey.

I am trying to meet a man, not be part of a sociology experiment.

Maybe we can try a less structured approach.

This is so much better.

How can you be creative in that office with the windows that don't even close?

You know, just... You are such a free spirit.

Was there any other way to be?

Oh.

Hello.

He was awfully cute.

I always look at a guy's shoes first.

Don't be fooled by those fancy Italian loafers.

You know, a guy's shoes are like a window into a soul.

S-O-L-E.

Same difference.

I like that.

So what attracted you to your husband?

His shoes.

Really?

He met at a baseball game, and he was wearing

these great, beat-up old sneakers with red laces.

He wore those things everywhere.

They were the real Ian.

You know, grounded, sweet, considerate.

He even wore those to our wedding.

Really?

Like, with his tux on.

He could walk a mile in those things.

Oh, it sounds like he has.

Fifteen miles.

Yeah.

I'll have a chamomile tea, please.

And I'll take a tiger chai, please.

All right.

You see that over there?

Mm-hmm.

Way too plugged in.

I can barely work my own DVR.

Okay.

So no techie.

Mm-hmm.

See, this is good.

It's giving me a better sense of what you like.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, six o'clock?

Way too grunge.

And I will not date anyone who is prettier than me.

And how are you doing for money, ma'am?

Oh, now, you see, that is so sweet.

Too bad he'll never leave home.

Okay.

We have a rule at the office.

Never talk about a guy's mother unless you

want to stay single for the rest of your life.

Oh, Mother's Day is coming up.

What does your family have planned for you?

Oh, you know, dinner with the kids.

Try to get some flowers.

Just the usual.

No big deal.

Mother's Day should always be a big deal.

Tell your husband he needs to step up his game.

Whew.

I got an idea.

What about a blind date?

Hmm?

For me.

Oh, Claire, don't worry.

We're going to find you someone through perfect pairs.

Yeah, I just don't want to close off my options.

You know, you never know.

Chamomile and tiger chives.

Yeah, but a blind date is not a controlled encounter.

Yeah, but it could be so much better.

It's fun.

The thrill about not knowing anything about each other.

Yeah, but it's just a random fix-up by friends.

Sugar?

Two, please.

Every guy that you meet through us is based on computer

analysis, vetted by staff, then reviewed by me.

My parents went on a blind date.

They've been married forever.

And, you know, what could it hurt?

Forces you to be in the moment, shakes things up a little bit, right?

Even on a perfectly planned date, don't expect perfection.

Hey, Donna, I know this is last minute, but do you

think that you could handle the kids for me tonight?

Okay.

Dear Mr. Reitz, your name recently came up on my perfect pairs list of candidates.

I looked at your picture in your profile.

You'll need to put more green space between the units, Carly.

I can see you put an enough green space between the units, Carly.

You've put an enormous amount of thought into this.

Thank you, sir.

I knew you'd spark to it.

It's well done, Ian.

But there is something lacking.

You need to make it more personal.

Agreed.

Otherwise, it's generic.

Ian, revise plans on my desk ASAP.

Keep pushing yourselves.

There's a deadline.

Generic.

That does not inspire confidence, Ian.

I wouldn't start gloating yet, Carly.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Um, excuse me.

I know this is going to sound crazy, but earlier

today I received an e-mail from Perfect Pairs.

Um, they asked if I'd be open to a blind date and said to meet here at 7 o'clock

and that the woman would be wearing her heart on her sleeve.

It's you?

There you go.

You must be Ian Reitz.

I'm Jenny McIntyre.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Miss McIntyre.

Oh, my goodness.

You know, I feel a little silly.

I haven't been on a blind date in a hundred years.

Yeah, just think of it as our courtship.

Ground rules.

We're meeting for the first time, so no discussion about

our lives at home or the children, per the protocol.

We're just two people seeing if there's any chemistry between us.

Everything is fresh, of course.

The chef's signature would be my recommendation.

Le pigeon fermier, caramelized pigeon breast dusted in Moroccan spices.

A ras el hanout flavor not to be missed.

Enjoy.

Was she serious about that?

Okay, well, there you go.

There you go.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

What were you saying?

Oh, your profile said that you're an architect.

My first husband was an architect.

Your first husband.

We're going to be awfully serious with this, aren't we?

Nice watch.

Thank you.

My first wife got it for me.

She had excellent taste.

Don't you think?

Um, so, do you have any children?

We're not allowed to talk about the kids.

Right.

Sorry, no kids.

I forgot.

And no talking about religion, politics, or money either.

Could be a very long dinner.

You're a lifesaver.

Thank you.

Yeah, everything's great.

The girls practically took care of themselves, so...

I was going to fold some laundry, but there wasn't any.

So then I decided to clean out your refrigerator, but...

The weird thing is, is that somebody had already alphabetized the condiments.

Really?

You're terrible.

Go home.

I am.

Oh, also, I mixed up your ketchup and mustard, mostly just because I can.

So, you'll probably be up all night.

But I gotta go because there's a new Ryan Gosling movie on, and I can't wait!

Bye!

Chloe, I love you.

Thank you.

Okay, kiddo, time for bed.

Would you give that thing a rest?

You've been texting anyway.

Zach Reilly?

Oh.

Well, your father and I would like to get reacquainted with him.

It's not like we're dating, Mom.

Oh, I know.

But why don't you, uh, invite him over for dinner on Sunday?

Do you believe in soulmates?

Where did that come from?

Well, we're reading Romeo and Juliet in English class.

Besides, you're supposed to be an expert on all this stuff.

I mean, you're always giving dating advice whether people ask for it or not.

No, I don't.

The refrigerator repairman?

He's engaged because of you.

The waiter from that restaurant on Sunday?

Kate and I wanted to crawl under the table.

But protocol number 19?

No such thing as a soulmate.

Okay, I'm not asking for an infomercial, Mom.

I'm asking for what you think.

Like with Dad.

How did he know?

Uh, he made me laugh.

You know, he made me feel good about myself and...

He just, he did unexpected things for me.

He was always surprising me and... Yeah, made me feel like he really understood me.

Yeah, from the moment we first met, I just, I felt like I'd known him forever.

Isn't that what a soulmate is?

Huh.

May I come in?

Yeah, sure.

Was that, was that you singing?

Did you write that?

That's... beautiful.

It's nothing.

What are you talking about, nothing?

It reminded me of Taylor Swift.

I got a callback for Birdie next week.

Urs the Merkle.

It's a singing role.

That's fantastic.

She's the best friend, right?

The excitable comic sidekick.

What are they thinking?

They're thinking that you are talented, honey.

The only thing you're missing is confidence, and you can fake that.

Hey, trust me.

Ask me how I got my first job someday.

But I can't sing in front of a theater full of people.

Well, then just imagine you're up there all alone.

Hey, don't let your fears get in the way of your dreams.

Porches?

That's one thing all these Victorians have in common.

The front porch.

It's about hearth and home.

It's where the families congregate.

I grew up in an apartment building.

I would have given anything for a front porch.

It's unusable square footage.

And it exponentially increases cost.

You gotta think about it like this.

It's about adding to the family's quality of life.

Not if they can't afford it.

Hey, sweetie.

How's it going?

Uh, good.

You've been glued to that phone the past couple of days.

It's Zach.

I can't tell if he's serious about me.

Well, let me ask you a question.

Do you two spend much time together in person?

We mostly just text or email.

That's what I thought.

Mom, I'm not one of your clients.

Okay, here's what I would suggest.

I want you to go 72 hours without texting him.

No, no, Mom.

I couldn't.

No, look.

If you want to talk to him, you have to go find him.

And if he wants to talk to you, he has to make an effort.

And then you two see if you really like each other.

You can do this.

Trust me on this one.

How to plan a home run date.

Honestly, you guys are really going on blind dates?

It was one date.

I am so embarrassed for you.

Sometimes when a couple's been together for a long

time, they just, they need some air to breathe.

This is so lame.

I mean, didn't you guys talk about these things before you get married?

Of course we did, honey, but life changes.

Yeah, and then they have to be talked about again.

There are too many secrets in this family.

We just thought that this was a private matter between your mom and me.

Right.

Girls, there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

Really?

Because I don't know anybody else's parents who are dating.

We are learning to appreciate each other again and fall in love.

So does this mean you're going to get married again, too?

We're working through it.

It's going to be okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, we hope so.

Because if any of our friends hear about this, we'll have to change schools.

Your work looks amazing.

Thank you.

These people lost everything in the blink of an eye.

I want to help.

I want to give them their homes back.

I'm really proud of you.

You're going to help a lot of people with this project.

And I've never seen you so invested in something in a really long time.

What?

I have a beautiful wife.

It's Angela.

I know.

He who cast the first stone.

Sorry.

Hi.

Yeah, I'm on my way.

Mm-hmm.

I received the contracts.

Yep.

No, they were very generous.

Yeah, I understand we have to move quickly.

I'll be in in just a bit and we can discuss.

I haven't been taking this seriously enough, Jen.

I'm sorry.

I want to go on another flight, babe.

You really mean it?

Yeah, of course.

Can't be worse than the other night, can it?

So, look, I went through all 150 of your dating

protocols and I cherry-picked the ones that I like.

Well, Ian, you can't do that.

You know 50% of them are bunk.

We can discuss the 50% that do work on our blind date.

You can meet me at 5 p.m.

I have a surprise for you.

A surprise?

Can you give me a hint?

Well, you can tell Ms. McIntyre that she can think about it over her lunch.

What?

Goodbye, dear.

Can't.

What?

Batting a thousand for your love.

Come on, babe.

Time to suit up.

Only got the cage for an hour.

I can't believe you did this.

I was worried you weren't gonna show up.

No, I got Donna to watch the kids and take them bowling.

This is the best.

How many years have we been talking about coming back here?

You went to a lot of trouble.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, great.

I'm gonna have helmet hair for the rest of the night.

Nah, you look cute.

You know that's one of the first things I remember about you?

How pretty you were out in the field with your helmet hair.

Looks like yesterday.

You know, I never thought you were gonna have a beer with me after the game.

Yeah, well, you were a geeky architecture student.

Hey, hey, hey.

As I recall, we won that game.

Oh, what?

You wanna settle the score right now, big guy?

Let's see it, slugger.

Yeah, give me the fastest shot you got.

Here it comes.

Okay, no comments from the peanut gallery.

I might be a little bit rusty.

I didn't say a word.

Might I make a small suggestion?

I am in the zone.

No distractions.

Okay.

We're talking home run right now.

Right here.

Okay, all right.

As the coach, can I give just the tiniest bit of constructive criticism?

No, I know it's my knuckles.

I'm not aligning my knuckles.

Knuckles is the least of your worries, babe.

Look at your shoulders.

They're all hunched up.

Relax.

Up around your ears.

Okay, back straight.

Shoulders down.

Back up.

No, no.

This is called chicken wings.

Come on.

What?

These are not chicken wings.

Look at this.

That is a buff-toned lady arm, owned by years of carrying children and groceries.

I stand corrected.

However, you're still hunching.

Relax.

Feel that right there?

See what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

It feels good.

When was the last time you had a massage?

I can't even remember.

Okay, you hit this one on the park.

I owe you a massage.

A good one.

Back straight.

Arms up.

Elbows in.

Watch the ball, okay?

You ready?

I'm ready.

Give me your best shot.

Step out of your comfort zone.

I'm going to be so sore tomorrow.

Well, we're going to have to give you that massage, slugger.

Mother's Day is right around the corner.

Why couldn't we do stuff like this all the time?

Well, I guess we traded in our baseball gloves for mortgaging kids.

Well, I miss the old days.

We did everything together.

We're both ambitious people.

Big dreams.

Hard to fit it all in.

Oh, oh, oh, turn up here.

Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.

Right at the end of the road.

Turn right.

Okay.

You know where we are, right?

Yes.

Genius.

All willpower stops at the Taco Kingdom's chimichangas.

The hot sauce queen returns.

Oh, I'm hungry just thinking about it.

Oh, I smell it.

It smells good.

So tell me what you dream about these days.

What I dream about?

You mean besides being a world-class architect?

What?

You already are.

Whether you're a partner or not.

Well, just being the best husband and father I can be.

That is sweet.

Oh, goodness.

That smells good.

I will have the zucchini taco, please.

Spicy chorizo and chicharron.

Chicharron.

Chicharron.

Chicharron, right?

Thank you.

Yeah.

This reminds me of college when we used to take the

ferry back and forth to Bainbridge Island just for fun.

We always had fun no matter what.

Yeah.

We did.

Da-da-da-da.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

What is that?

Oh, I love that.

That was our song.

Mm-hmm.

Been a long time.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

So what about you?

What are you dreaming about these days?

What secret desires?

You know, the girls, the girls going to college and you and I taking a really,

really long vacation to somewhere that doesn't rain.

Yes.

So what's the rest of your bucket list?

Well, my first wife promised me a trip to the Cascade Lakes before she passed away.

Well, she did.

That's nice.

Wait, what is the mode of transportation?

Well, honey, there's only one way to get to the lakes and that's by helicopter.

Ah, yeah, no, not happening.

I don't travel via tin can.

You have a death wish.

Jenny?

Claire!

Hi!

What are you doing here?

I'm on a blind date with my husband, thanks to you.

Oh, this is Ian.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

And you must be Malcolm.

Oh, you're even cuter than your profile.

Oh, it's nice to finally meet you in person.

Malcolm and I have talked by phone.

My associate is his caseworker and he and Claire are on their first date.

And thanks again for fixing us up.

Well, you guys are in good hands.

My wife is exceptional at her job.

It's so funny to run into you down here.

Yeah, my dance studio is just down the road over there.

Yeah.

Hey, you guys should join us when you're done.

Malcolm and I are going to go over there and salsa.

Join us.

I'm going to try to salsa.

This accountant knows a little ballroom, not so much Latin.

Yeah, those hips say otherwise.

Oh, hey.

Doesn't that sound fun, honey?

It does.

I'm sorry.

Carly, office politics.

Forgive me.

Hey, Carly.

What's up?

Ian and I used to dance all the time.

You never mentioned that.

You should totally come.

I know.

That would be so fun, but... Hold on.

That's not even my division.

Yeah, it's probably not going to happen tonight, though.

But maybe another time.

Yeah.

You guys enjoy your evening.

We will.

You too.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

You know what?

Just leave it with me.

I will deal with this.

No.

It's mine.

I will fix it.

We've come full circle.

We're back where we started.

Wow.

Look at that brickwork and the masonry trim.

I wonder if it's a granite or a local stone.

Oh, hold on a second.

Pull over.

Pull over.

Oh, that is brilliant.

Look at that, babe.

Isn't that beautiful?

I think this could do it.

I think this could work.

Babes, I'm sorry.

I've got to make a phone call.

Last one.

I promise.

Carly.

I have a solution for the client.

That front porch concept.

A little left field.

Retro.

Well, you said to make it personal, sir.

Don't think outside the box.

A risky proposition in the wrong hands.

Well, we need someone who's willing to turn that status quo upside down.

I'm sorry, sir.

Are you paying me a compliment?

Yes.

That someone is you.

Ian, we have decided to go with your design.

Which, by the way, is brilliant.

That's fantastic.

Thank you so much.

The national attention will be unparalleled.

But there has been a change in plans.

One of the big firms has fallen out of contention.

So the New Orleans Redevelopment Board is willing to come up to Seattle.

They'll meet you.

They'll hear about your presentation on our turf.

They'll be here on Friday.

So get ready for a busy weekend of whining and dining.

Mother's Day weekend.

Well, thankfully, our wedding.

Our wives understand the sacrifices we make.

One more thing, Ian.

If we land this project... When we land the project?

We'll need you on site in New Orleans during construction.

During the planning phase?

From when the ground is first broken until the first family moves in.

The project window is three to five years.

Wow.

If you'd rather reconsider... No.

No, absolutely not.

It's my concept.

I want to leave this ship, sir.

You're going to love New Orleans.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

Well done.

Thank you.

Honey, it's past 1 a.m.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Deadline crush.

Got it.

Um, okay, I'll let you get back to it.

Okay.

Thank you.

Hey, um...

Everything's fine, babe, okay?

Mambo step back!

Good.

And left!

And right!

Good.

And left!

Good morning, Jenny.

It was so good to see you and Malcolm the other day.

You, too.

Things are going really well with us.

You have found me someone who just...

gets me.

Thank you.

You know, Claire, I would love to see you perform one day.

Really?

Why don't you come tonight?

I do this Wednesday night Anything Goes performance piece.

Super informal, fun, just a bunch of like-minded

people who have this compulsive need to dance.

7 p.m.

tonight.

I can text you the address.

Malcolm will be here.

Why don't you bring Ian?

You know what?

Ian's up to his, uh, ears in a project.

That's too bad.

Well, maybe he can just be us.

We'll go grab a drink.

Get that margarita.

Oh, I... Take a night off already.

Have some fun.

Hang with a friend.

Yeah, you know what?

You're right.

I could use a night out.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Hey!

Hi.

You made it.

That was so great.

You are so talented.

So are you.

No, no, she makes me look good.

No, he makes me look good.

No, I just have a really great partner here.

No, no, she's the one.

I'm lucky to have hitched her a ride.

No, don't listen to him.

Yeah, my CPA doesn't move his hips like that.

You have to be completely honest with your partner.

When you're standing that close, your arms wrapped around

each other, there can be no secrets, like... Right?

Yeah, yes, ma'am.

No, no secrets.

And if you do it right, it looks completely flawless.

It's like being in sync.

Right.

Both partners working for the same thing.

Not to trip over each other, right?

Ah, here we go.

Let's get set up for the Viennese waltz.

Okay.

Hey, where are you going?

Oh, I'm just gonna watch.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Malcolm, Malcolm, a little public service here.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's okay.

Your waltz partner.

I would be honored.

No.

Really?

Really.

And no arguing.

Miss Wright's around my turf.

These are my protocols.

Oh, look at you.

All right.

Up.

Squeeze here.

Tilt your head.

You are a natural at this.

Good.

All right, everybody.

Here it comes.

Five, six, seven, and go!

Okay.

Feel the music.

This feels amazing.

I love this.

You are a natural at this, Jenny.

Secrets are the enemy of intimacy.

She just dropped off her reception.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Find your way home.

Come play with me.

Your bucket list and my greatest fear.

Ta-da!

My legs are shaking!

Look at this!

Incredible!

I told you there was a lake here.

I love you for this.

For this and my bucket list.

I love you.

This is fantastic.

No, Ian, don't you dare.

And I love you for this.

Hallelujah.

No cell phone reception.

I am freed from the chains of cellular service.

Hallelujah!

Oh, why couldn't we do this every week?

What?

Take a helicopter to a glacier lake?

No.

Well, like a version of it.

Blind date.

Just you and me.

Something special?

Unique?

Just no helicopters.

Okay, deal.

No helicopters.

Look at that.

What?

Nothing.

Ever think about starting over?

Kind of like a new city, new community.

Clean slate.

Maybe 15 years ago.

Kids are resilient, you know.

Probably more resilient than we are.

I mean, you think you could actually do that?

Yeah, why would you want to move though?

I mean, our lives, our family, our kids.

But it's all here.

Yeah, just thinking.

It's been so long.

Do we ever really have to leave here?

Of course, we probably eventually run out of protein bars.

Yeah.

What's that smell?

It's everywhere.

Reminds me of being a kid.

Oh, there.

I wonder what they're called.

Oh, lilies of the valley.

Have you ever smelled anything so incredible?

I thought you were a roses girl.

Well, I am, but lilies of the valley are rare.

They only bloom once a year, a couple weeks in May, and then they're gone.

It's a Mother's Day flower.

Yeah, I guess it is.

Aren't they lovely?

You are lovely.

And, you can't leave without a keepsake.

Chivalry is not dead.

There is no flexibility, and we're going to need you 24-7.

The clients are coming up to Seattle to hear your presentation.

Well, can't Carly handle it?

She doesn't have your life insurance.

Oh, and I've arranged for you to meet with a relocation specialist.

Your contact info should be in your inbox by now.

We don't have the commission yet, sir.

We will.

You will.

There are great things waiting for you out there, Ian.

An opportunity like this, it doesn't come by often.

Any progress on those contracts?

Jenny, what's wrong?

I'm supposed to be an expert on dating and marriage, and I feel like a fraud.

Jenny.

It's just that Ian and I have been having problems, and I...

Something done or something said?

Neither.

Secrets.

The enemy of intimacy.

My daughter said something similar.

You don't think that the protocols would help?

Maybe.

You should try them.

I'm sorry that you're having such a hard time.

Your office accidentally CC'd me.

Take a look.

Were you going to tell the girls and me, or just

have the moving van show up at the front door?

Please, let's not jump to conclusions.

How could you accept a job without even talking to me?

We don't even have the commission yet.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You're...

You're right.

I made a mistake.

I should have talked to you.

I thought I could handle it on my own.

I'm sorry.

Girls are right.

We just live in a house of secrets.

We used to have an honest give and take.

I don't even know what happened.

How to be in harmony with your partner.

You're not in sync, even I can see that.

You have to start working together.

Well, it used to be effortless.

I mean, we used to make decisions like this together.

Now it's like we're taking two steps forward and three steps back.

Like a dance, huh?

Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.

You know, my client is a dance instructor and the other night she was talking about

being in harmony with your partner and how you can't

be in sync if you're doing two separate dances.

Like a waltz and a foxtrot?

You're right.

Maybe that's the problem.

I have to talk to Ian.

Okay.

Hey, I got your message.

Hey, I got your message.

Everything okay?

I hate it that you didn't tell me about New Orleans, Ian.

I know.

I've been beating myself up about it too.

But after I cooled down, I realized that I played a big part in this mess too.

Do you really want this?

Yeah.

Then I want it for you.

Then I want it for you.

We're a family.

You know, and lots of people have survived job changes and moves.

So will we.

If we need to move to New Orleans, then...

Are you sure, babe?

Yeah.

Yeah, marriages are about loving one another and

supporting one another and growing together no matter what.

Well, if we do this, we make this decision together, I want to know, what do you want?

I want to open my own business.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, I realized that the last couple of days showed me

I don't like the direction Angela's taking the company.

I want to build a business where I make decisions that are best for my clients.

I think that's fantastic.

Yeah, but it's a huge financial risk.

We have to... I mean, it's big startup money.

Jenny, I know some venture capitalists.

We'll talk to them.

We'll figure it out.

You are the heart and soul of that company.

And if you think it's time to move on and start your own company, I 100% support you.

I say go for it.

We both go for it.

You're not just talking about business, are you?

Marriage.

Commitment to one another.

Everything.

Deal.

Deal.

That's right.

Mom would bust us big time for this.

What do you mean, honey?

Paper plates.

Sitting on the floor.

Alright, let me tell you girls something about your mom.

Before either of you were born and we owned a

kitchen table, we had a lot of meals on this floor.

Really?

Not Mom.

No, it's true.

I saw it.

Yeah.

She was in grad school.

I was doing all the cooking.

Nobody wanted to do dishes.

Makes sense.

Why do you think your mom is so adamant about having family dinner together?

Just us about.

Yeah, Dad.

Well, I asked Jen what she wanted to do for Mother's Day two weeks ago and she

said she'd get back to me and of course I haven't heard a word since.

Of course.

And I just figured she's been watching out

for us and it's time we did something for her.

So, I'm gonna need your help.

Sure, Dad.

Anything for Mom.

What do you have in mind?

I'm in.

Oh, Kate.

Yeah?

I need you to help me out with something special.

Okay.

What is it?

Oh my gosh!

We're gonna need your friends to help too.

Sure, Dad.

Thank you so much.

If you can be sure to have the roses delivered as soon as possible.

And don't check them.

Wow, I didn't hear you come in.

Oh, I just got home.

What's up, sweetie?

It's awfully quiet in here.

Yeah, it's just kind of a chill night.

Texting Zach?

No, I'm following orders.

No texting, no calling, no emails.

This is just an assignment for school.

Oh.

Well, then what's the verdict?

What's Zach?

I mean, he's great on Twitter, but in a room, not so much.

Sounds like he doesn't know how to talk to girls.

Yeah, exactly.

Hey, what's with guys my age?

Oh, they come around.

Trust me.

So, should I give up?

Well, do you like him?

I mean, he's the only one in my class who got an A for his paper on Romeo and Juliet.

That's something, right?

Yeah, why don't you give it a little bit more time?

You know, I actually like this face-to-face thing, Mom.

It's kind of retro, you know?

Okay, I think we have everything covered.

How's the salon going?

It's hard and I'm nervous, but... No, I heard her.

She sounds great.

I bet she does.

Gonna be a busy couple of days, but I'm available on my cell phone any time, okay?

We'll make sure Mom doesn't suspect a thing.

That's not gonna be easy, though.

I mean, she knows about things before they even happen.

It's scary.

Yeah, it is.

Hey!

See what I mean?

Hey, are you trying to sneak off without saying goodbye?

Never.

What is up with you guys?

You've been very secretive for the past week.

What?

No.

Honey, we couldn't keep a secret from you.

Right, girls?

Yeah.

Uh, not convincing, but okay.

Mom, control their paranoia.

She's right, Mom.

Okay, love you guys.

Bye!

Bye.

Be brilliant today.

We're gonna love your presentation.

Good luck.

Thank you.

I don't need any luck, though.

I have a lucky watch now.

Oh, did you call Angela?

No.

I know.

I'm finding my inner cowardice.

But I did start working on the business plan.

Good.

Because I have an appointment with all of the venture partners next week.

And by the way, Mother's Day is fast approaching.

Make no plans.

The board leaves early Sunday morning.

Have the day off.

And I have a surprise for you.

Oh, I need dinner plans.

No plans.

No plans.

That sounds like a plan.

No.

No.

Okay, I'm not.

All right.

I love you.

I love you.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

The road to happiness leads to... the front porch.

The front porch.

Now there's a concept that's fallen out of fashion.

Why?

Well, some would say it's wasted space.

Useless square footage.

After all, what do you use the porch for?

Our grandparents would use it to greet the neighbors.

Sometimes invite them over for after dinner coffee.

We decorate the front porch for Christmas.

Our front porch welcomes the neighbor's kids in for Halloween.

Now if we're lucky, someday that front porch we watch our grandkids play.

The front porch is the welcoming threshold of a family home.

Not just a house.

But a home.

And that's why I say we should bring the front porch back.

And everything that it represents.

Its commitment to community.

Its commitment to family.

I want to build something that stands up to the test of time.

I want to build something that represents the very best in all of us.

I'd like to get those partnership contracts back to the attorney, Jenny.

What is it?

I'm questioning our methodology.

I don't trust this reliance on statistics.

The research has been vetted.

It is accurate.

But people are unique.

And they require handling that reflects their uniqueness.

I didn't realize that you were questioning the validity of how we're operating.

I think the protocols need to be reassessed and revised.

I think they're fine the way that they are.

I'm not looking to reinvent the wheel.

And that's why I can't sign the contracts.

Angela, it's been an amazing 11 years.

I'm going to miss this place and you.

But it's time that I move on.

You're sure about this?

Absolutely.

A spa day?

We booked you the deluxe package.

I'll hold down the fort here.

You don't have to do anything except show up.

And enjoy it and relax.

No excuses.

They're going to do your hair and your makeup.

Canine puts you out.

You should probably get a facial while you're

there too because you're looking a little stale.

What?

Stale?

You're lucky you're family.

Okay, let's go, sweetie.

Come on.

Okay, three hours and counting.

Flowers are in a minute.

Catering in an hour.

Everybody's got their assignments.

Aren't we pumped?

Yeah!

Let's go!

You have to relax, Mrs. Wright.

Oh, yeah.

It's just my feet are really sensitive.

So, yeah.

There's only one way to get you type A moms to relax.

Oh!

Woo!

Okay!

I'm relaxed.

This is me relaxing.

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, guys.

Hold up a second.

Thank you for being on time.

I need you in the side yard.

Right over there.

Can you put that in the garage?

Please be careful.

If you break it, you bought it.

This is gonna be amazing.

I know, right?

The spa called Jenny will be here very shortly.

Okay, I'm gonna go change.

Oh, hey, hey, hey.

How's Kate doing?

She's a wreck, but she's mastering her nerve.

Not too much pressure?

No, no, she's a good wreck.

It'll be great.

Are those straight, do you think?

No, no questions.

Just follow orders.

Come in.

Come on.

What happened to my living room?

That's my couch.

You look so rested.

You're glowing.

Dress is perfect.

There is a taco truck in my backyard.

I find that strange.

Well, what's one person's strange is another's normal?

That's what makes life so unique.

You should go to the bedroom.

I should?

Yes.

Okay.

Where's Ian and the girls?

Did the movers take them too?

Remember no questions?

That's a disco ball.

Statement.

Not a question.

Just saying.

Ian?

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day!

Jenny?

Happy Mother's Day.

You still have them.

Yeah, I pulled them out of the store to clean them up.

Put some new laces in.

You look beautiful.

Girls made a perfect choice.

Yeah, you did.

Ian.

What's going on around here?

You just enjoy and relax.

How can I relax when there's a taco truck in our yard?

We'll work.

One row.

It's okay, honey.

You can answer it.

Nope.

Not on Mother's Day.

It's probably about the New Orleans project.

I'm sure it's important.

You were acting very strangely.

Did something happen when you met with him?

Yes.

I told him I can't take the job if I have to move my family to New Orleans.

What?

Ian, you can't...

I can't ask you and the girls to make that kind of sacrifice for me.

It's not fair.

It's not right.

Oh, sweetheart.

But you didn't have to turn down the job.

I know how important this project is to you and

even more how important you are to the project.

I made the right decision.

For me and for us.

And the good news is the firm got the commission.

Monroe is thrilled.

That's great.

But listen to me, okay?

You have to go back and tell Monroe that you're gonna manage the project.

Ian, this is your vision.

This is a huge opportunity for you.

Listen to me.

We will move.

I am so okay with that.

We'll just...

We'll make it like an adventure, okay?

It'll be our adventure.

We can... we can just...

I'll go out of our comfort zone.

I am... I am so okay with this.

Really, I am.

We'll... we'll move.

Why aren't you saying anything?

This is so not like you.

I am gonna run the project.

But you just said that... I'm gonna run it from Seattle.

What?

Well, I said I was the only architect that had vision.

And everybody else talked about property values, square footage, and cost reduction.

Then what did you talk about?

From Porches.

You talked about family.

I am so proud of you.

I'm proud of us.

And now you can start your new business, and I

can work from Seattle, and nothing has to change.

Oh.

Everything changes.

Right.

Everything changes.

Jenny, Ian, it's time.

Time for what?

No questions.

Come.

Mom.

Dad.

I want you to meet Zach.

Hi.

Pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Zach.

Sir.

Thank you for inviting me.

You're welcome.

Thanks for coming.

If you'll excuse us.

Well, Jenny McIntyre, I've been thinking about our relationship,

and I think it's time we took this to the next level.

No more blind dates.

However, from this day forward, I will never again stop courting you.

Now.

Let's make it official.

Again?

Again.

Jenny, the last 15 years of being married to you, have been better than anything I

could have ever possibly imagined in my life.

Would you please do me the honor of marrying me again?

Yes.

She said yes.

For you, Mrs. Wright.

The only thing missing from our friendship was the first wedding with the girls.

So after 15 years of them with us, and our family complete,

what would be better than renewing in front of them?

Ta-da-da-da!

Hello, Jenny.

Hi, Reverend Bob.

Ian.

Um, can I walk you down the aisle?

I'd love that.

Bum-bum-bum-bum.

Bum-bum-bum-bum.

Oh!

We are here today to join Jenny and Ian Wrights as they renew their wedding vows.

Ian, would you take Jenny's hand?

Jenny and Ian, do you reaffirm the vows you made to each other 15 years ago?

To have and to hold each other in sickness and in health till death do you part?

I do.

Jenny?

I do.

Then you may now seal that promise with a kiss.

My favorite flowers, my favorite foods, my favorite people.

You think I wasn't listening during all those blind dates?

Oh.

You forgot one thing on the list, though.

What's that?

Your favorite song.