Original subtitles

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

♪ I'm made in America ♪

♪ Made in America ♪

Man, we're in the sewer.

No, it's... look, it's not that bad.

All we gotta do is think of a song

for the fraternity song fest.

I got it, I got it. Look, I'll go...

♪ By the light ♪

And you guys go...

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la. ♪

Pots, this is supposed to be an act.

I want to do something funny, not just go...

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la. ♪

All right, you think of something.

No, no, we're all gonna think of something.

And it better be good, because we're representing ATO here.

How about ♪ Row, row, row your boat... ♪

How about ♪ Shut, shut, shut your face? ♪

Can you hum "Sit On It"?

Oh, come on, guys.

We're brothers. Fraternity.

- Let's go. - All right.

All right.

Yeah.

Well, do you know who gets the lemon phosphate?

No, but if you'll hum a few bars, I can sing it.

Now, that's the kind of stuff we need.

Humor, songs, patter.

- It's not funny. - It is, too.

It's a lot better than row, row, row your boat,

♪ La, la, la, la. ♪

You do "la, la, la" nice.

- Don't snow me, Pots. - What do you mean don't snow me?

Hey, come on, guys!

We're all under a lot of pressure here.

Now, let's not crack. O-Okay, brothers?

Come on.

- Hey... - Hey, guys.

Okay, everybody give me your attention!

Introducing the man who is fighting the never-ending battle

for truth, justice and the American way!

Is Superman here?

"Is Superman here?"

Better.

The Fonz!

Hiya, Fonz.

All right, now, just calm yourselves, girls.

Just calm yourselves.

I was just picked to be on a jury, huh?

All right? Chachi, go ahead.

Due to the fact that the Fonz has been picked for jury duty,

he will not be available

for any daytime dates for a while.

Hey, cool it, girls; cool it.

I don't want to hear any kicking of feet.

I don't want to hear any bad-mouthing

of the judicial system.

I'm just doing my civic responsibility.

Mr. Arcola?

All right, girls, gather around.

All girls having a date with the Fonz

that have cancelled, will get rain checks.

The girls get rain checks, Fonz?

Yeah. Maybe it's more, more democratic

if I take them all out together.

I think the rain checks are more democratic.

You think so? Thanks a lot, Al.

I'll tell you something.

This is my first time on a jury and I happen to be

- nervous. - Ah.

I was nervous the first time I was on jury duty, too.

What happened?

Well, it was an open and shut case.

We sent this guy to prison for 20 years.

That was back in 1939.

He's out!

Clarence!

Did you see anybody suspicious around?

You know something?

Your dad is serving the country by being on my jury,

- He was just picked today. - Oh, yeah?

He's got this paint sale tomorrow.

And he was hoping that they'd let him off.

Well, I'll tell you something. He mentioned that to the judge.

Now, by the way, what does, uh, "in contempt of court" mean?

It means he's gonna be on the jury.

Yeah, that's cool.

Oh look, Fonz, we're very excited

about your-your being picked and everything,

- That's nice. - But we gotta come up with a song.

We got this song festival, and we need one.

Well, uh, what's your favorite song?

"America the Beautiful."

Hold it right there, young lady.

You're not leaving without breakfast.

Oh, but, Mom, I have to meet...

Morning kiss.

But, Mom, I have to meet Jenny at the library.

Oh, you studying for a test?

No, we're studying hunks.

Well, you can't go hunk hunting on an empty stomach.

- Sit down. - I'm late.

Okay, all right.

♪ We're three caballeros ♪

♪ Three gay caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪

♪ Hup, hup, ho! ♪

How about that?

Great. Breakfast comes with a floor show now.

- Well... - Now, Richard,

would you like me to fix you some eggs?

Well, no, no, I don't have time.

Potsie, Ralph and I have to rehearse

for this fraternity song festival

and that's why I'm doing the-the caballero song...

- Oh. - ♪ We're three... ♪

Oh, I'll get it, I'll get it.

It's probably Ted Mack for Richie.

Hey, you know something, Mom?

You know something, Mom?

Hi, Blue Eyes.

I'm delivering a kiss-a-gram for Joanie Cunningham.

Stamp it "return to sender."

Aw, Chachi, can't you be subtle?

Carrying your own blanket?

It's not a blanket.

It's a serape.

I brought it for your brother.

Oh.

- Hey, Rich, here it is. - Oh, Chachi, good.

- Here, try it on. - All right, here. Hey, good.

- There you go. - ♪ We're three caballeros... ♪

What is this?

It's a... it's a parrot.

No, I can see that, but what is it?

It adds a little class.

Yeah, and they're gonna need all the class they can get.

Don't you have to go to school?

Oh, right! Good point.

- Joanie? - I'm eating my toast.

Joanie!

She didn't even touch this.

Oh!

Oh, Richard.

Criminetly, dear.

Well, I'll see you, everybody.

I gotta go to the library and study.

Hunks?

Hunkettes.

Good morning, Richard.

Hi, Dad.

Where did you get that?

Oh, well it, uh, it came with the parrot.

It came... with...

No, we're doing this-this act, "The Three Caballeros"

for the fraternity song festival.

Oh, are parents invited?

- No. - Good.

Fonzie here yet?

We have to report for jury duty in half an hour.

Good, you'll have time for a nice healthy breakfast.

No, just coffee, Marion.

I want to go over that list of instructions

I gave you for the, uh, paint sale.

Oh, Howard, forget this list.

I can't read your writing.

You mean to tell me you were going to open up the store

without checking that list?!

Oh, Dad, take it easy.

Mom's gonna do just fine.

I don't need any business advice from someone

who carries a toy parrot on his shoulder.

Well, on that cheerful note, I'm gonna go.

Adios, amigos.

- He's so funny. - Oh.

Hey, the very best of good mornings, Mrs. C.

How you doing?

How are you, fellow member of the jury?

I want to tell you something, I want to tell you something.

I want, I want all your attention

right here on my judicial attire.

Oh, Arthur, you look very nice.

Hey, thanks a lot. I hope I don't look too nice.

'Cause I don't want the judge to mistake me for a lawyer,

You know? Hey.

Hey, since we're both going to the courthouse,

how about if I give you a ride on my motorcycle?

- No thanks, Fonz. - All right, I promise, no wheelies.

No, I'd just as soon take my car.

All right, then forget about style, huh?

Mrs. C!

Where were you on the evening of October 30?

The whole truth, and nothing but the truth, huh?

Hey, I got this down. This case is closed.

Whoa!

Members of the jury, you've heard both the prosecution

and the defense present their cases.

And now, based on that evidence,

it is time for you to deliberate.

Why even bother?

Will the defendant please come to order?

Maybe you'll get order, but you won't get justice.

Now, I didn't take her purse... I keep telling you,

you got the wrong man.

The bailiff will remove the defendant from the courtroom.

Look, I keep telling you, a guy on a motorcycle

dropped the purse as he drove by me.

Oh, why bother? You guys got it in for cyclists, anyway.

Aw, you want to take me out now?

Those people really know how to put on a show, huh?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

your decision should be based solely upon the evidence.

Please disregard the defendant's remarks.

Because of circumstances beyond our control,

the jury room is not available.

So you'll have to remain here to deliberate.

This shouldn't take long.

At this time, the court will be in recess

until such a time as the jury finds the defendant,

Jason Davis, guilty or not guilty

beyond any reasonable doubt.

The bailiff will clear the courtroom,

except for the jury.

Hey.

- Eh! - Oh...

Five years I wanted to get on a jury,

and I get a purse-snatching case.

I wanted to do the death penalty.

I wanted fun.

Well, we're real sorry that we're spoiling your fun.

A man's freedom is on the line here.

Aw, forget it. Let's get this whole thing over with, huh?

- Yeah... - It's almost 5:00.

Mr. Foreman, could you read the votes so we can go home?

We all know he's guilty.

What we have here are 11 guilties...

and one "not-guilty-a-mundo."

All right, who is the weirdo

who voted "not-guilty-a-mundo," huh?

Aaayyh!

There will be...

there will be no name-calling on my jury.

Now, look...

I mean, it appears to me that you're not too worried about

whether you send an innocent man to jail or not, right?

You all want to get home to your middle-class homes so quickly.

All right, but at least let's go over the facts.

We all know the facts: the kid's guilty; that's the facts.

Guilty is a verdict.

Guilty's is not a fact.

Huh? Huh?

Look, I happen to think that Mr. Davis is not guilty.

Mr. Davis?

Oh-ho, now I know why you're fighting for him.

He's another one of those bikers.

And none of you are any good.

Fonzie... HOWARD: Sit down, Burch.

Now, look, if there's one member of this jury

who happens to think that the defendant is innocent,

well, then he's got a right to be heard.

Thanks a lot, Mr. C.

- What's the big deal, Fonzie? - I mean...

Hey, look, it is just like the defense lawyer said...

It is "circumventive" evidence.

- That's circumstantial evidence. - Or whatever.

I got a gut feeling, Mr. C.

But it's not the same thing.

A gut feeling is a gut feeling.

It's the same one I had when I was just thinking

about dating the Hooper triplets.

I had two yesses and a maybe, but I stuck it out.

- What happened? - Later.

Oh.

Can we get on with this?

Yeah.

All right. You want jurisprudence?

I'll give you jurisprudence.

With a little mixture of evidence, all right?

Now, look, the eyewitness

couldn't even give us the license plate number.

She couldn't even tell you

what kind of bike the man was riding.

She identified the man by the helmet... right here.

Exhibit A, all right?

Now, look, I want to try a little experiment,

I'm going to put on Exhibit A, all right?

Now, when the guy was driving away,

he was in this position.

Tell me... what color are my eyes?

But Fonzie, we can't see your face.

Correct-a-mundo.

The eyewitness couldn't see the man's face, either.

She identified the helmet.

I'm telling you, Milwaukee is filled

with this kind of helmet.

Oh, yeah, but don't forget...

that guy was caught two blocks away

going through Mrs. Leary's purse.

And don't forget, that guy said that he was

going through the purse looking for identification.

They will say anything.

Now wait a minute, Burch.

The judge happened to say "reasonable doubt,"

and it's quite obvious here

that Fonzie has a reasonable doubt.

Correct-a-mundo.

Oh, "mundo" again.

Are you sure you're an American, huh?

Right down to my red, white and blue socks.

Look... I say, let's stop fooling around

and string this guy...

No, I mean, let's get this thing over with

so we can all go home, right?

- Yeah. -Yeah, let's go. - Let's get out of here.

All right, all right.

It looks like you don't care... That's fine.

Let's take another vote.

Good.

And if you all think

that Mr. Davis is guilty, then, uh...

I'll vote the same way.

All right, let's have a show of hands.

All those for guilty, put 'em up.

What about you, Mr. Foreman?

- I vote not guilty. - What?

Hey, I convinced you, huh, Mr. C.?

No, you didn't convince me, Fonzie.

I still think he's guilty.

But I'm not going to put a man in jail

just because I'm in a hurry to get home.

Hey, attaboy, Mr. C.

What color are your socks?

Hey, I-I'm doing pretty good, huh?

- Wasn't I good today? - Oh...

You were so good we gotta go back tomorrow.

Try and figure out what this thing is...

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... - Oh.

Can't I even talk to my wife?

Hey, the judge says we don't discuss this case with nobody.

Oh, good, you got a juicy trial.

Yes, we've got a juicy trial, Marion,

and Fonzie here is the one...

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Mm-mm.

I tell you something, Mrs. C,

there is something about this case that is bugging me.

I'm going down to the "liberry" to study up on jurisprudence,

- you know. - Uh-uh. -Uh-uh.

Hey, hey. The rule in the "liberry" is silence.

Hey.

Well, how did the paint sale go, huh?

Oh, the paint sale! It was such fun.

Fun?!

Oh, it started slow, and then I just did

the same thing that the drugstore does.

I had a one-cent sale.

You had a one-cent sale?

Well, I wasn't sure the idea would work at first,

but I just said, "Marion, why not?"

And, Howard, you know what?

I sold out your entire inventory.

You mean you sold half of my inventory for a penny a can?

I can't believe this!

You drove me to bankruptcy while I'm locked up

- in a courtroom trying to... - Ah, ah, ah.

I'm broke, I can't talk...

What else can happen to me?

All right, the Three Caballeros are ready!

That's what else could happen to me!

Okay, boys, make it good! We have an audience!

Ladies and gentlemen, from Alpha Tau Omega,

the Three Caballeros!

Olé! Olé!

Pancho!

Fernando!

Uh...

- Pepe! -Pepe, Potsie! - Oh, yeah! Right, right!

Let's go, guys!

♪ We're three caballeros ♪

♪ Three gay caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪

- Olé! - ¡Arriba!

♪ We're happy amigos ♪

♪ No matter where he goes ♪

♪ The one, two and three goes ♪

♪ We're always together ♪

Howie. Arriba.

- Olé! - Olé.

♪ We're three happy chappies ♪

♪ With snappy serapes ♪

♪ You'll find us beneath our sombreros ♪

Olé. Arriba.

♪ We're brave and we'll say so ♪

♪ We're bright as a peso ♪

- ♪ Who says so? ♪ - ♪ We say so! ♪

♪ The three caballeros ♪

♪ ¡Por favor! ♪

Not bad, huh?

You know, the parrot didn't sound half bad.

Aw, come on, talk, talk, talk.

Another "not guilty-a-mundo."

Look, I don't care about Mr. Fonzareeny.

Fonzarelli.

Whatever-arelli.

The guy is guilty.

No, he is not.

Fonzie, I've given you every opportunity

to express your views.

Now, unfortunately, your gut feelings of innocence

do not negate the facts in this case.

What's "negate" mean?

"Negate" means "deny."

Hey, good word, good word.

Quiet.

Another good word.

Now, look, unless you come up with some hard facts

to prove that the defendant is innocent,

then I'm gonna have to take another vote.

All right.

All right, let's take another vote.

All those who say that the defendant is guilty,

raise your hands.

All right, let the record show

that we find that the defendant is guilty...

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Hold it, hold it, hold it!

Oh, here we go again.

No, wait a minute, please... Just wait a minute.

Look, it says right here in the transcript,

Jason Davis was riding a Graham Mark Two motorcycle

when he was picked up.

- We know that, Fonzie. - That's right.

You know that, but do you know, Mr. C.,

that the Graham Mark Two is a very rare bike,

and it's only made in England?

That's another thing wrong with him.

He don't even buy American.

Whoa.

Madam, would you come here, please, huh?

Just step right over here, help me out.

That's right.

And hold on to Exhibit B, the handbag.

Okay, look.

Mrs. Leary is standing in the parking lot,

holding her little handbag, right?

Okay, now Jason supposedly whips by and grabs the...

You're supposed to let go of the purse, ma'am.

Oh.

Thanks so much.

Whips by, grabs the bag

and holds it up, right?

So?

Come here.

I hate it when people say, : "So?"

All right... Now, dig it; now, dig it...

This is the important part.

The criminal was supposed to have had the handbag

in his left hand.

Well, naturally.

He had to accelerate the bike with his right hand.

And there's the rub, ladies and gentlemen.

The Graham Mark Two, made in England,

has the accelerator on the left-hand handlebar.

Now, how can Jason Davis

grab the bag, hold it up in-in his left hand

and accelerate with the same hand?

With two left hands? He can't.

I rest my case.

Thank you very much.

Let me see this.

That's what's been bugging me the whole time, Mr. C.

You're right, Fonzie.

It says here that he held up the purse in his left hand.

Right. Now, due to the-the evidence

that I've exposed here to you ladies and gentlemen,

it is impossible for you to find

Jason Davis guilty.

Well, in light of this new information,

I think we should take another vote.

- Yeah. - Hold it. Th-There's still

a little something wrong here.

Only for you.

Mr. Davis can't change his color. Sorry.

All right.

All those who vote that the defendant is not guilty,

raise your hands.

We'll let the record show

that the defendant is not guilty...

- a-mundo. - Heyyy.

Do I know my jurisprudence or do I know my jurisprudence?

Was I not great?

Well, you got him acquitted.

- You did fine, Fonzie. - Yeah.

I had a great time, but I'm out.

Say, listen, weren't you on the jury?

Hey, I really want to thank you.

I really want to thank you.

Mm!

Hey, I want to thank you guys also.

You know, I didn't think I had a chance in there.

Well, our court system seems to work a lot better

when you look upon jury duty as a privilege and not a chore.

- Hey, no objection there, Mr. C. - Mm.

Oh, and speaking of chores, I think I better get back

to the store. I got to get Marion out of there

before I have to have a going-out-of-business sale.

- I'll see you. - See you later. -Take it easy.

- Say, you're a biker, aren't you? - Yeah, that's right.

Want to make something of it?

- No. - Just kidding.

Let me ask you a question.

That beautiful bike you got there, you ever race it?

Oh, yeah. I race that, stock cars...

See, I got this dream of being the first black driver

in the Indy 500.

I'll tell you something, man, that would be a milestone.

- You tell it. - I hope you make it.

- I will. I promise you. - All right.

Hold up. How'd you find such a rare bike?

How'd you get your hands on that?

I stole it.

Whoa!

- I'm kidding. - I knew that. I knew that.

What happened to Richie's parrot?

Oh, brother. What a jerk.

And the goat?

Yeah.

I'll see you tomorrow, Jenny.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, brother.

What happened, dear?

Well, the caballeros were onstage singing,

and, uh... Hey, Rich.

This parrot has seen its last cracker.

Tell Mom about it.

It's really funny.

How was I supposed to know that Pi Nu

had a live falcon for a mascot?

Oh, that's terrible.

Well-well, how did you do in the contest?

Only one group came in below us.

- Aw... - Kappa Kappa Kappa.

They didn't show up.

But Jenny already told me about that.

But did they get Ralph out of the bass drum?

- Hi, sweetheart. - Oh, Howard.

How did Richie do in the contest?

He... was runner-up.

I don't know how.

Listen, I've been going over the books down at the store,

and I can't for the life of me figure out

how you turned a penny sale into a profit.

Howard, it's simple.

It's like baked potatoes.

Baked potatoes?

Yes. When you eat baked potatoes,

you're gonna need salt and pepper and butter,

sour cream, chives... and when you paint,

you're gonna need turpentine, drop cloths,

brushes, buckets, rollers...

You make your money on the chives and sour cream.

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪