Original subtitles

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

♪ What happened to ♪

♪ That funny face ♪

♪ My little tomboy now ♪

- ♪ With satins and lace ♪ - ♪ Wah-ooh ♪

♪ I can't believe my eyes ♪

♪ You're just a teenage dream ♪

♪ Happy birthday, sweet 16 ♪

♪ Wah-ooh ♪

- ♪ When you were only six ♪ - ♪ Wah-ooh ♪

♪ I was your big brother ♪

- ♪ Wah-ooh ♪ - ♪ When you were only ten ♪

- ♪ Wah-ooh ♪ - ♪ We didn't like each other ♪

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ When you were 13 ♪

♪ You were my funny valentine ♪

♪ But now you've grown up, the future is sewn up ♪

♪ From now on, you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ So if I should smile ♪

♪ With sweet surprise ♪

♪ It's just that you've grown up ♪

- ♪ Before my very eyes ♪ - ♪ Wah-ooh ♪

♪ You've turned into the prettiest girl ♪

♪ I've ever seen ♪

♪ Happy birthday, sweet 16 ♪

♪ Happy birthday, sweet 16. ♪

Great, Potsie, great!

Oh, wasn't that great?

That was our own velvet cloud, Potsie Weber,

wrapping up this afternoon's festivities.

But before you go, we have a special announcement

from Al Delvecchio,

the man who made indigestion a household word.

Oh, Richie.

We're just kidding you, Al.

Okay, I just want to say that for the next two weeks,

Arnold's will be closed because I'm going to California

to visit my cousin Josephine.

She's the one who introduced me to Rosa Coletti.

Did I ever tell you about Rosa Col...?

Al, Al, not now.

Ju-Just tell 'em about the Blue Ox Inn, will you?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. - Right.

Now, if you want to have some fun

when we're closed here, you know, this weekend

Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes will be appearing

at the Blue Ox Inn.

Now, that's about 80 miles north on Highway 41, thank you.

Oh, uh, well, now...

Don't forget that backing up

Leather and the Suedes will be us.

We... The-the band. We're gonna...

They never applaud.

You really should get a name.

Yeah.

Where's Fonzie?

He went to buy some camping equipment.

You know, the Fonz has been acting awfully tense lately.

Well, yeah, he's tense, but we're going north

to play the Blue Ox Inn, not Yellowstone Park.

You know, he's taking Blossom.

The Bunny from Happy Harry's Hutch?

- Yeah, yeah. - Ah.

- She's relaxing. - Yeah!

Well, I'm gonna go get my girl.

You know, we were supposed to have a date tonight.

You guys mind packing up the instruments?

- Sure. - Nah, we'll pack up the instruments.

We always pack up the instruments.

How are you gonna pack a piano?

In a big suitcase.

Lori Beth?

I'm free to dance at last.

You really want to dance?

Yeah, I want to dance.

I've been looking forward to it all night long.

Yeah, I've been up there playing all night, you know?

I've got the rhythm in my feet. I've got to go.

Okay, okay.

But I'm really tired.

Oh, yeah, well, sure you're tired.

Why wouldn't you be tired?

You've been dancing with every guy in the place.

It wasn't every guy.

You said I could dance while you played.

Yeah, I said you could dance.

But not with a partner.

All right, now, come on, come on.

I'd like to, but I have to go meet Herbie Root.

Herbie Root?

He broke up with Belinda, and I promised her I'd talk with him.

Oh, come on, talk to him tomorrow.

I can't. He's waiting. He's...

I can't leave him standing on the street corner.

You can't leave me standing at Arnold's!

Criminy!

Can we talk about it later?

Yeah, you bet we'll talk about this later.

Tomorrow, okay? I'll meet you right here a half hour

before we go to the roadhouse.

All right, you'd better be here.

And you'd better be ready to do some fast talking, woman!

What are you reading, Peyton Place?

No, dear.

It's called Feminine Mystique.

- Hmm. - You know, Joanie?

Men have been taking advantage of us for too long now.

Huh!

You're telling me.

David makes me pay for my sodas.

Well, that's good. See, that's good.

Women should be allowed to pay for their own sodas.

They should be free to do what they want to.

Well, I want to be free

to make David pay for my sodas.

Hello, dear.

Hi, Rich. Bye.

Hi, Joanie. Bye.

We're getting closer and closer all the time.

Richard?

- Lori Beth called for you. - Mm-hmm?

We had a very nice chat and I think you're being a stinker.

- A stinker? - Yes.

Me? Did she tell you that?

Bet she's been saying that all over town.

Well, the way you treated her, it's a wonder that she isn't.

What? The way I treated her?!

Mom, I invited her up to the Blue Ox Inn.

- And then she starts going... - Hello, Howard.

Hello, loved ones.

Daddy's home.

What's for dinner, sweetheart?

Hi, Dad.

- Richard. - Mom, what you don't realize is,

she's so busy being friendly to every guy around,

she has no time at all for me.

Eh, dinner, Marion?

Well, you can have whatever's on the menu, dear.

It's Lori Beth's life, dear.

She has every right to do whatever she wants with it.

Menu? We have a menu now?

What about me, Mom?

I'm a person, too.

Uh, no menu here, Howard. We're going out for dinner.

Richard, Richard, women, women aren't puppets.

It's, uh, chapter eight.

I never called Lori Beth a puppet.

Did you ever hear me use the word "puppet"?

What have puppets got to do with dinner?

Oh, Howard, I am reading the most interesting book.

Marion, did you bring home a puppet cookbook?

No, no, dear.

No, this is called Feminine Mystique.

And it says in here that it's time

that women stopped letting men take advantage of them.

Lori Beth has been taking advantage of me.

She's the stinker, Mom.

Aw, boy!

Oh, I'm a little confused.

I guess I've been working too hard.

Listen, we'll discuss this while you're making dinner.

Did you hear that, Richard?

Men are not the only ones

who work hard, Howard Cunningham.

After I fix your breakfast in the morning,

who do you think clears the table and washes the dishes

and scrubs the floor in there?

And dusts and vacuums and, and does the laundry,

irons your shirts and mends your socks?

And then chauffeurs Joanie around?

And that does the shopping, and then starts all over again

so she can have dinner for you when you come home

from hanging around the hardware store all day?

Who, Howard? Who?

I got a terrific idea.

Let's go out to dinner, Marion.

I'll get my coat.

All right, all we got to do is pack the car.

Yeah, they already have a piano up there.

No kidding?

I thought I was gonna have to carry it up on my key chain.

Good one.

How's that, Ralph?

Not bad, Chachi, you almost got it now.

Boy, I can't wait till the Blue Ox Inn tonight.

Roadhouse girls!

Pots, stick with me, the old Malph charm.

The girls are gonna be begging to be with us.

All right.

- Hey, Fonz. - Hey, Fonz.

All right, let's break camp.

I'm ready to go and, uh, commune with nature right here.

You know what I mean?

Meet Mother Nature and everything.

I got me one of these, I'm ready to rough it.

That-That's all you got, Fonz?

Just a knife?

What are you talking about, a knife?

This is a fork, it's a spoon.

There's several bottle openers.

I got a saw in here.

I could build myself a raft.

It's got scissors.

And-and somewhere in here is a roll of bathroom tissue,

I'm sure.

No kidding?

Let's see.

It was a joke, Potsie.

Don't you understand humor?

What's happening to me?

You see that?

I'm all tensed up and everything like that.

It's 'cause I played with too many small motors.

I got to get out of here.

I got to meet Mother Nature face-to-face, you know?

Take a walk through them woods or something like that.

Like that guy Joyce Kilmer once said.

Joyce? A guy?

I'm having a moment here, Chach.

Like that guy Joyce Kilmer once said,

I don't think I will ever see nothing

quite as beautiful as a tree.

Hi, Fonz, I'm ready.

Well, of course, uh,

Mr. Kilmer never saw Blossom here, huh?

Hey, Fonz, who you dating?

An army surplus store?

Kidding... kidding, Fonz! A little backpack humor.

She's beautiful, like a tree, Fonz, great limbs.

Come on, guys. We're all packed.

- Help with the drums. - Lori Beth, you're cute.

- Hey, Lori Beth. - Hi, guys. Seen Richie?

No, but we've got to get out of here fast.

Al's closing. Right, Al?

Yeah, yeah. Looking for Richie?

- Yeah. - He's in the men's room.

Trying not to look pathetic.

I'll get him.

Thanks, Al.

I heard, Al. Thank you.

Where have you been?

I've been waiting for you for a half an hour.

- I'm sorry I'm late. - What were you doing?

Helping some Boy Scout cross the street or something?

No, I had to stay after my modern dance class.

I was helping Jean Pierre

with his tour jetés.

With his what?

Oh, it's a dance expression.

He was helping me with my rond de jambes.

My leg exercises.

I can't believe you let a man named Jean Pierre

touch your leg like that.

Rich, we were just dancing.

Let me tell you something.

After class, leg-touching does not count as dancing.

Boy, are you something.

Why do you think that just because I help a guy out,

he has an ulterior motive?

Because I understand guys, Lori Beth.

I happen to be a guy and I know that...

I can do my own coat, thank you.

And let me tell you something.

One of these days you're gonna run into a guy

who thinks your friendliness is a come-on.

And then, little girlie, you're gonna

find yourself in hot soup.

Boy, are you strange.

No, not strange. Sick.

You sure are.

No, I'm sick and tired of you making friends

with every guy who walks through the door.

- I've just about had it. - Fine!

Look, if you're going to hassle me

just because I have male friends,

then maybe we shouldn't go out anymore.

All right. All right, that suits me just fine.

- Then it's over. - It's over.

What about going up to the Blue Ox?

Why don't you ask Pierre, the leg-toucher?

I've already been asked by Richie, the nitpicker.

Nitpicker?

Come on, Richie.

Let's not argue. It's over.

We've both been looking forward to this evening for a long time.

All right, all right. Fine.

We'll drive up there together... No obligations.

We'll have our own good time,

separate, alone.

- That's fine with me. - Hi. Is everything all right?

- Just great! - Terrific!

Well, I'm gonna take off for the bus station.

I want to get there early,

because I want to get a window seat.

Nobody's here.

Close but not close enough.

You're buying the drinks.

What a ride!

Well, you should have put the chains on the back tires,

not the front.

So, on the way home, we'll drive backwards.

Hey, Malph, get a load of this, real woodsy.

Yeah, great place to take a termite to dinner.

Hey, Chach, Rich and Lori Beth make up?

Are you kidding?

They were fighting all the way here.

She'd turn up the heat, he'd roll down the window.

Up and down, up and down.

My feet were burning and my teeth were chattering.

- I was hot. - Well, I was cold.

How could you be cold when the window was only open an inch?

All right, all right, don't make a scene here.

I am not making a scene here.

My, isn't this charming?

My, isn't this charming?

Whoa! It's a log cabin, just like my syrup can.

I can open my own case, thank you.

Fonzie, aren't you gonna do anything about those two?

Hey, my beautiful Blossom,

the Fonz does not meddle in the battle of the sexes, huh?

Come on. Let's go out there and shake hands with Mother Nature.

How about we take a, a beautiful long walk

through the woods, huh?

Just you and me, huh?

Are there any wild animals out there?

No. Well, just one.

It's wearing a long, red plaid scarf.

Whoa!

Come on, guys, let's get started setting up, okay?

- All right, yeah, yeah. - Sure, sure.

- Hey, Leather. - Hi, Leather. -Hey, Leather.

- Hey, guys. - Gotcha!

- Hey, you made it. - Yeah. -Yeah.

Yeah, for a while there,

I thought you got lost or something.

Well, we would have made it sooner,

but the huskies couldn't pull the car.

Humor for all seasons.

Yeah, I know, I know it's a little bit out of the way,

but I'm doing it as a favor for an old friend.

Oh, yeah? Who's your friend, Smokey the Bear? Another one!

I'm hot tonight.

No, it's Ma Hopkins.

She used to be in reform school with me, as a cook.

And now she's making a go of this place.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, where are the Suedes?

- What, Millie and Tillie? - Yeah.

They're in the kitchen making chili.

- Beat ya! - You did, you did.

Oh, that's her. Dinner's ready.

Come on. I'll show you where to put your things,

and then we can get a bite to eat.

I'm not hungry.

I am. I love chili.

Hey, Malph, free food.

Are you all right?

Ah, just a splinter, little lady.

Aw. Here, here, don't do that!

I'll pull it out. I have long nails.

Wait a minute. Lori Beth, long nails?

I don't think...

Look... do you really have to do this?

Ah. Thanks. That feels better.

We'll go to the kitchen. I'll wash it off.

We're going to the kitchen to wash my hands.

Who do you think you are, Florence Nightingale?

For a final number, Leather Tuscadero!

Thank you.

Well, that's our last number for tonight,

and as you can see, it's, uh, snowing pretty hard out there.

Snowing.

So be... so be careful on your way home.

But before you go, how about a big hand

for Millie and Tillie, the Suedes.

And... the band.

Listen, you guys, you really...

Got to get a name.

Okay, so you'll be able to get the tow truck here

just as soon as you can?

Oh, great.

Uh-huh.

- Oh, yeah, great. - Where is everybody?

Uh, excuse me. Well, uh, they went back in Ralph's car.

Mine broke down.

Yeah, right, I'm at the Blue Ox Inn, and...

- Pretend we're together. - Lori Beth, what is

your problem?

- That's the problem. - Huh? Well, e-excuse me.

Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah, I got to go.

Thanks a lot. Bye.

Ah. Hey, you country guys are real nice.

Yeah, I just talked to a guy, Jed, do you know him?

- He's a wonderful guy. - Richie...

he wants to pull me through the snow by my hair.

Come on outside, little lady.

You and me got some funning to do.

Hey, wait a minute!

You can't just carry off my girl like that.

Are you with this skinny little guy?

Yeah, she's with this skinny little guy!

And you better put her down right now or else, bucko!

Oh, boy, a fight.

I thought I was gonna have to go all night

without getting to punch some heads in.

Whoa, let me tell you something,

Ralph's car is broken down, you know? Uh...

What are you doing, Red?

He's shaking me, Fonz.

Wait, wait! Whoa!

I'm glad you're here.

You picked a fight with a red and black tree?

Here, this'll help even it up.

Wait a minute, I don't want to play with this.

This is dangerous here.

Oh.

Oh, Fonz, that was good, that was good.

Good? The man is a mountain.

What are you talking, good?

All right, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

You know what's wrong here? I'll tell you what's wrong.

I see it now. You're too tense.

Yeah. Loosen up. Open those fingers up.

Yeah, shake 'em out.

Don't that feel good! Whoo!

Yeah. Hey, listen, let me ask you a very important question.

Have you lived here all your life?

Yeah, I guess.

Have you ever seen a blue jay in the snow?

I'm talking about a blue jay with its wings spread out,

nestled... in that blanket of white, going,

"Caw, caw, caw."

Caw?

Yeah, let's go. Come on.

Here we go. I'll show it to you right now.

There we go.

- Hello. - Are you sure?

Am I sure? Would I josh a very sensitive man like you?

Hey, come on.

Are you nuts?!

Richie, what is going on?

That is great strategy.

See, Fonz is gonna lure that guy out into the snow.

He's gonna say, "Here, look at the blue jay."

The guy's gonna look up, and then whap, hoo, faw!

We're gonna nail that guy.

Richie, he's so big!

Yeah. But not for the two of us.

I think.

Richie!

An icicle.

Boy, look at this little dickens.

- Isn't it beautiful? - Oh, yeah.

I'll tell you something, I'll bet you've looked at those

all your life, but you never really saw it like this, huh?

I mean, just look at the colors... the ice blue,

the white and everything. Why don't you take it

over to the fire there and watch it melt?

Yeah, then we'll put it all back together.

Yeah, whatever you say.

Okay.

Why'd you jump on his back? He's a mountain.

Well, it was just embarrassing.

The man hung me in a tree.

Well, he took you down.

Are you siding with him, Lori Beth? Are you starting again?

- Are you gonna side with...? - All right, hold it, hold it,

hold it!

I am tired of listening to you two bicker.

You know what I mean? Now, you...

right here, you got to choose

who you're gonna be friendly with,

'cause not every guy is a gentleman like me.

And, you, you got to let her have some friends

of the opposite gender, you know? That's only polite.

You know what I mean? All right, now it's settled.

So kiss and make up.

Pucker up.

Now, don't that feel much better?

We're gonna go over to the, uh, fire and finish making up.

- Hey, I think that's a great idea. - Come on.

All right.

That was beautiful, Fonzie.

It's all gone. I'm gonna go out

and see if I can find some more.

- I almost forget. - What'd you forget?

- Your application. - For what?

It's for our annual Punch in the Face Festival.

Punch in the Face Festival.

Come early. You get the best faces that way.

Do you?

Uh, no, I don't think so.

Last year he told me that his sister won.

Whoa!

Listen, I got to go out there

'cause I got to dig Malph's car out of the snow, all right?

Blue jays, the Fonz is comin'!

I love that they love me.

Whoa!

♪♪

Finished the dishes.

I'm going over to Jenny Piccalo's.

Oh, oh, Mom, can, Jenny borrow your Feminine Mystique book?

- No. - Certainly, d...

Aw, Dad, don't be such a prude.

She's already read Forever Amber anyways.

See you, kids.

I wish you never heard of that silly book, Marion.

It's not a silly book, Howard.

It, it just says that women have rights.

Well, I took you out to dinner... What else do you want?

Well...

Oh, come on, Marion, we haven't done that in a long time.

Oh, come on, Howard, let's live it up.

Well...

You know what, Howard?

What?

I'm gonna have a banana split!

And I'm gonna have tutti-frutti.

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪