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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

♪ Too late, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Too late, ooh, ooh... ♪

Guys, my parents said they'd go for it.

I can move out.

We can get an apartment!

- Oh, terrific! - Okay, where would it be?

The Three Musketeers ride again.

Heck yeah!

The Three Musketeers!

- Cute, Al. Cute. - Great.

- Let's find an apartment. - Right.

Well, getting your own apartment, huh?

- Yeah. - Okay.

I can still remember my first place.

Big bed, mirrors on the ceiling.

Mirrors? It must have been pretty wild.

No, I hardly got any rest.

All night long, I kept peeking up in the mirror

to see if I was asleep.

Neato story, Al.

Let's find an apartment.

Here's a couple of places.

Somebody named Crash been looking for me?

Crash? You're meeting somebody by the name of Crash

here in my unbroken-up restaurant?

Just relax now, Al.

When Crash gets in here, just say I'll be right over there.

Nice. Very, very nice, but you're Thursday.

- Oh, hey, Fonz. - Fonz!

- Hey. - Fonz, guess what?

We're gonna be getting an apartment of our own.

Yeah.

Yeah, Fonz, you know, a place

where we can operate with a lot of belle femmes.

Yeah.

Oh, that's terrific, Malphie.

I hope they have some special closets

for your rubber noses.

Fonz, we're really desperate.

Couldn't you help us find a place?

Hey, the Fonz does not dabble in real estate.

Cars and chicks, you understand?

Cars and chicks.

Now, you get in touch with my cousin Chachi,

'cause he's got info on everything.

Hi, Fonz.

Hey, Crash.

Crash, you kill me.

I wouldn't mind crashing into her sometime.

I love her bumpers.

Hey, Al, have you seen Chachi?

Yeah, Fonzie's letting him use his office.

- I'll go get him for you. - Great.

Hey, Chachi?

Front and center. The guys want you.

Hey, guys, have I got a deal for you.

Chachi's sweater bonanza.

Cashmere sweaters made of genuine Orlon.

No, no. No sweaters.

We're looking for an apartment.

- For $60 a month or less. - Right.

For less, you can live in this bag.

Well, $60, that's it.

- I got just the apartment. - Yeah, right.

Oh, sure, except we don't want one made out of Orlon.

We don't want just anything.

Yeah, we're looking for someplace special.

Mm.

Does it have its own bathroom?

Are you kidding? Sure, it's got a bathroom.

- That's the one. - Let's go. Let's go.

Wait till you see it. You won't believe it.

It's got everything you ever wanted.

- Reversible doorknob. - Ah.

This is all right!

It's big, Pots. Just what we wanted!

- All right, guys? - Great. Yeah.

Modern kitchen, walk-in closets,

Southern exposure.

You'll wish you grew up here.

- It's great. - It's better than my room at home.

Yeah, it's nice, Chachi.

Were there any survivors?

Hey, watch what you say about this place.

- My mother's the landlady, you know. - All right.

All right.

A pay telephone in the living room?

Look at the bright side, Pots. No phone bills.

Oh, boy.

There's a bathroom that should be outside.

Hey, will you tell me one thing?

Why did they paint the kitchen orange?

Well, it matches the radiator.

Right, Rich. It's orange. Color-coordinated.

Matches our hair, too. It's us.

Come over here. Look in there.

Oh.

Good size closet.

Uh, that's the bedroom, Ace.

Water heater in the bedroom?

Don't knock it. It keeps it warm.

- Good point. - Keeps warm.

- Oh. - And if you want it cool, follow me.

There's the air conditioner.

On, off.

It didn't move.

It moves when you pay the rent.

Well, at least we got a window.

Oh, yeah. Rich, it's got everything.

- Fresh air. - Look, a view.

There's nothing in these. I already checked.

The view talks.

What is this, another modern convenience?

Hey, hey, guys, we got a garbage disposal.

All you got to do is shove the stuff

out the living room window.

I-I just don't know about this place.

Ah, Rich, I really love it.

It's got that... that lived-in feeling.

What's that?

That's the dancing Drinkwater twins...

Maisy and Daisy.

Fun girls.

Hear that, Rich?

Maisy and Daisy, right upstairs.

Fun girls.

Any more girls?

Oh, it's all chicks.

Couple of stewardesses in the back,

three co-eds down the hall.

And in 4H, there's this cheerleader.

Wah, wah, wah!

We'll take it!

Hey, Potsie, wait.

Got to look around a little bit.

Ah, come on, Rich!

Oh, look, he said we had a modern kitchen.

Well, look. You got the sink over there.

Way over here on the other side of the room,

we got a refrigerator.

The whole apartment's...

And, uh... opens from both sides.

Look, you guys discuss this among yourselves.

I'm not pushy.

You got five minutes.

- I love it! You guys decide. - Guys,

it-it's... it's not that it's, uh, it's not a nice apartment,

but, you know, somehow, I just visualize something else.

I-I just pictured a place that...

that had furniture.

You want furniture? Go back home.

Hey, the kid's right.

I got a TV there, a couch, sofa.

I got my own bed.

Home? Are you kidding, Rich?

Do you want to hide your Esquire under your bed

the rest of your life?

No. You're 18.

It's time to cut the cord.

Think of your freedom, Rich. Independence.

The Drinkwater Twins.

Our own stewardi.

Well, you're right, but this place is such a...

Why, I mean, you just look at this place, and it's so...

Okay, Rich, so it's not perfect.

But it'll be ours. We'll fix it up.

Yeah, we'll fix it.

Rich, I'm having a vision.

I can see it now.

Picture this, Rich.

The place is all cleaned up.

There's pictures, pennants, new furniture.

Look, Rich, Pots and I here...

We'll make this a place Errol Flynn would envy.

Right.

Well, you know, the price is right.

- Can't be beat. - It's terrific.

Cheap, cheap.

Okay, I-I think we can fix it up.

- All right! - All right, buddy, okay!

We should meet a stewardess in 4H.

- Oh, great! - Hey, keep it down.

The cheerleader will be down here with her pom-poms.

- Yeah. - Wah, wah, wah.

Yeah.

Okay, we're gonna take this place.

Oh, great. I'll tell my mom.

- Yeah. - Oh, and one more thing.

I need two months rent, plus a cleaning deposit.

Comes to 180 bucks.

We only got $60.

You got it.

Well, guys, this is it.

Wah, wah, wah.

Ugh. Well, this is the last suitcase.

Joanie, did you pack my records?

Yeah, they're in the car.

Even the Elvis?

I'll go get them.

Got to watch her like a hawk.

Well, I'm gonna take this out to the car now.

Oh.

- Dad? - Marion!

Oh, yeah, well... Thanks.

Well, just seems like yesterday

that we were potty-training him.

Oh, Howard, talk to him.

He's just too young to be moving away from home.

Well, if you wanted him to stay home,

you should have never potty-trained him.

Well, Howard, had I known at the time, I would...

Oh, good, you're back.

Yeah.

- Well, guess that's it. - Oh.

I'll be leaving

as soon as Joanie gets down here with the records.

Now, what are you gonna do about meals?

And who's gonna do your laundry?

Oh, that's no problem.

Ralph's gonna do the cooking,

and, uh, Potsie's gonna take care of the laundry.

I'm being replaced by Ralph and Potsie.

Well, you can still cook for me, Marion.

Oh, Howard, you'll eat anything.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Well, here are all your records.

Oh. Thanks.

Bye, Rich.

Oh. Bye, Joanie.

Oh, look at your poor sister.

She's gonna miss you.

Are you kidding?

She already moved into my room.

Yeah. The escape tree's right out the window.

Well, that's coming down first thing in the morning.

Well, Richard, you're a young college man now,

and you've got your own place,

so you're gonna learn how to behave

like a responsible adult.

It'll be a good experience for you.

Boy, I hope he has a better speech when I move out.

Oh.

I'll have it written for you first thing in the morning.

Come on, Rich.

I'll walk you to the car.

You lucky dog!

Oh, Mom, got to go.

Okay.

See you, son. Enjoy your place.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

Well, the Two Musketeers are waiting for me.

I'll see you real soon.

- When?! - Marion!

Oh, you-you be sure to write to us!

He's just moving across town.

Well... it will be an adjustment,

but it's something that all parents just have to face.

Yeah. I'm gonna miss him.

We're buddies, you know, like you and Joanie.

We always talk things over.

We did things together, went places together.

Oh, Howard.

Who am I gonna watch TV with, Marion?

It's not gonna be any fun

watching the Green Bay Packers play all by myself.

Well, I'll watch.

I love basketball.

Potsie?!

I'm brushing my teeth!

What?

I'm brushing my teeth!

I said, I'm brushing my teeth.

Again?

I need help in here.

I'm working over a hot stove, and he's whistling.

Well, Malph, how do they look tonight?

Great, Pots, great.

Like a string of pearls

glistening on a sea of coated tongue.

Thanks.

- You like brushing? - Yeah.

Brush some pots and pans, will you?

Again? I just did them this afternoon.

Well, you're gonna have to do them over.

I made mashed potatoes.

Who uses ten pots to make mashed potatoes anyway?

Why don't you just make instant?

Hmm, good idea. Maybe next time.

Oh, later. I'll just put these in the oven.

I mashed a lot of potatoes.

Well, at least we won't be having TV dinners again tonight.

Not this time, Pots. I'm going all out.

Pot roast, mashies, a vegetable.

And what's wrong with my TV dinner?

It's frozen on one side and burnt on the other.

It's like eating a charcoal popsicle.

Well, how am I supposed to know you don't cook them

on top of the stove?

Read the directions.

The directions burned up in the fire!

That's what you get for using lighter fluid

on the cherries jubilee.

- Okay. Okay, Warren... - Yes?

- I'm gonna be honest with you. - Okay.

I'm sick and tired of you making fun of my cooking.

You're not perfect, you know.

I saw the laundry.

What's wrong with the laundry?

What-What's wrong with the laundry?!

What's wrong with the laundry?

Notice anything different?

I knew you'd say something.

Say something?! How can I not say something?

You gave me a wardrobe like Peter Pan!

Boy. Boy, are you picky.

Everything we own is green!

Don't you know not to wash dark clothes with whites?

It'll be easier now. We don't have any more white.

Put this stuff away, will you?

Better yet, pile them up in the corner.

We can tell people it's a bush!

Look, don't tell me what to do.

You dumped them, you put them back.

- Fine, fine, - Good.

Was that my shirt?

Well, it wasn't mine or Richie's.

- Oh. - Hmm.

How do you like that?

- I loved it. - Good.

It was your shirt.

Okay. That's it.

I've had it. Put 'em up!

Okay, Pots, I've been waiting for this

ever since we moved in here.

Now, t-tonight you're gonna be brushing your gums!

Oh, yeah?

Hey, hey! You guys at it again?

- Now, break it up! - Come on, Rich. Let me... let me at him!

I want to rip every freckle out of his face! Come on, Rich!

- Knock it off! - Let him go! Let him go!

Hey, will you cool it?

Man.

We went through a lot to get this place.

We had to argue with our parents to get their permission.

I didn't.

Yeah, but... but, look, we all wanted

to move in here together, right?

N-Now, we all got our little personality quirks

that are gonna bug us.

So we're gonna have to just try and live with those things.

We got a problem, we got to just talk it out, okay?

Oh, come on.

We're best friends. Ralph, Potsie and Richie.

The Three Musketeers. Peas in a pod!

We're more like peas than you know; get a load of the laundry.

Green?

Green laundry?

Potsie!

Green is nice.

- I like it. - What do you mean you like it?

No, no. Now, look, I-I realize that, uh,

all of our-our laundry is green...

I never wear green...

But-but that's all right.

That's all right.

We've got to just... talk it out.

All right. All right.

We'll talk.

Potsie, now, you know we've been friends for a long time,

so I know you won't take this... criticism as anything personal.

Well, not when you approach criticism

on an adult level like that.

What is it?

You brushing your teeth all the time, Pots, I can't take it!

Day and night! Up and down!

It's like living with the tooth fairy!

You just wish you had checkups like mine!

Oh, yeah? Your teeth are crooked!

Bite your tongue!

Hey, hey! Peas! Peas in a pod!

So, what's for dinner tonight?

Guys, do I set a table?

Okay, boys, dig in.

Hey, this is great. We even get a floor show.

Green sauerkraut?

What happened? Did it get mixed up with the laundry?

Funny, Rich.

No, the cookbook said to serve a cheery-looking meal.

Sauerkraut is dull. I added vegetable dye.

Will it stain my teeth?

- I don't care about your teeth! - Hey, hey, hey, Ralph.

Ralph, take it easy, okay?

Just take it easy.

I'm... I'm gonna slice the meat now.

That's-that's not the meat.

That's the gravy.

You got to slice the gravy?

Petrified gravy.

Ralph, get a grip. Get a grip.

Now-now, can we eat?

All right.

I-I think I'm gonna pass on the, uh...

the sliced gravy.

Aw, why?

Because we hate your cooking, Malph.

You even make gravy that stands up.

That did it, Pots.

You want to cook? Here, you cook!

- Anything's better than you, Malph! - Yeah, right...

Anything in the world is better than you, Malph!

- Let me tell you. - Will you guys knock it off?!

Oh, hi, Fonz, Al.

You seen Potsie around anywhere?

I know. I know, I know. Don't say it.

I heard all the green jokes on the way over here.

Did anybody say, "Hey, a redheaded frog"?

How about, "Does your outfit change color when you get ripe?"

- Uh, no. - You see that?

You haven't heard them all. Don't get cocky with us.

All right, now, what are you so frazzled about?

- Oh, it... it's nothing. - Here, here. Come on. Sit down.

Here. Let me take this back.

Maybe the meat fell out in the kitchen.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Cunningham, that was not one of your more positive

"ha, ha, ha, ha" s.

It's the pad.

It's-it's just not working out.

Look at me. I'm not getting any sleep.

Like, last night, the Drinkwater twins,

they kept me awake half the night.

The Drinkwater twins. I am proud of you, Red!

Oh... Now-now, wait a minute.

I mean, now I understand why you look so terrible,

but what a way to go!

No, Fonz, see, uh, they were dancing over my head.

You're getting very strange, Rich.

No, it's-it's not the twins.

It's... it's Ralph and Potsie.

They're driving me crazy.

They're like The Katzenjammer Kids.

Arguing, they are always arguing.

And Ralph... he cooks, right?

I got to use his gravy as a paperweight.

And Potsie... he's the worst. He sings himself to sleep.

Do you know how many stanzas there are

to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?

And he sings both parts!

Now, the mornings, the mornings are incredible.

Ralph cooks the corn flakes.

Potsie... he spends an hour in the bathroom.

What's he do in there, brush his teeth one at a time?

Yes, one at a time!

Front and back.

I... I-I don't know, Fonz.

I just... thought it was gonna be different somehow.

It-It's probably me.

Hey. Get over here.

Don't you dare blame yourself.

People are different.

You could be best of friends and you can't live together.

Hey, you really think so?

I know so.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to move.

How do you think I ought to tell them?

You know, they're my best friends,

and-and I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Well, Rich, you're not a bunch of kids anymore.

You're adults, right?

There's no need to make up little stories,

no need to just beat around the bush.

You got to tell them straight out, dig it?

Straight out.

Yeah. I suppose I could.

Yeah. Listen, I'm gonna go and pick up my truck,

bring it around, help you move, all right?

Oh, thanks, Fonz.

You know, you're right about that.

I can just tell them straight out. I-I'm an adult.

An adult dressed like a bell pepper.

Now, you see that?

Now, there's one I bet nobody ever heard of, bell pepper.

Get out of here.

Wh-Why should your name be the first one on the mailbox?

'Cause I wanted the apartment first.

No, I should go first.

Alphabetically, "Malph" comes before "Weber."

Yeah, but "Potsie" comes before "Ralph."

Will you guys can it?

You should see where we put your name.

I don't care. I-I got something important to tell you.

Shoot, Rich.

Well, I'm, uh... gonna be moving out today.

- Is it Ralph? - Me?!

It's probably you with your teeth-brushing, right, Rich?

No, no, it wasn't Potsie.

And it wasn't you, Ralph.

It was the two of you together.

I mean, the way you argue. It's just...

Well, it reminds me of the way Joanie and I

used to go at each other...

Well, it...

And it-it made me, uh... homesick.

That's it. I'm just... I'm homesick.

No kidding?

Gosh, we're gonna miss you.

Yeah, I'm gonna miss you guys, too.

Well, maybe in a year or so,

- you'll be adult enough to come back. - Yeah.

- Adult enough? - Yeah.

Hopefully.

Uh, I-I just hope I'm not leaving you in a bind.

- Oh. No, that's all right, Rich. - Good.

Hey, Pots, we're gonna have to pay more rent now.

Hmm?

Aw, that's okay.

My dad will pay anything to keep me out of the house.

How 'bout that, Pots?

Just the two of us now.

Yeah. Two Musketeers.

Ralph and Potsie.

Right, pal!

Come on, buddy. Let's go up and see the Drinkwater twins.

Okay. I love that Maisy.

No. N-No, Maisy's mine. You got Daisy.

Wait a minute, Maisy's better looking.

What do you mean? They're identical twins.

She's got better teeth.

Better teeth.

I was gonna knock, but I didn't think the door could handle it.

Hi, Fonz.

So, did you tell them?

Oh, y-yeah, yeah.

Well, sure.

Kind of hard growing up, ain't it?

Well, yeah.

I lied.

I didn't want to hurt their feelings, so I, uh...

told them I was homesick.

Now, wait a minute, Red. That ain't lying.

You didn't lie.

Seems to me what you were being there was, uh,

very, uh, United Nations, you know?

Very diplomatic.

You wanted to save your friends' feelings, man.

That's cool. That ain't lying.

Yeah, now let's get out of here.

We could grab your bags. Where's your furniture?

Oh, well, this is all I got right here.

This is very cute, Rich, very cute.

But little red elephants do not ride in the Fonz's truck.

Oh.

Yeah. Well, maybe I'll just, uh, leave this here.

- Ralph likes it anyway. - Yeah.

All right, give me this.

Oh. Thanks.

I'll tell you something.

I'm... I'm gonna miss this place.

Had a lot of good times here.

Name one.

Hey, you're right. Let's beat it.

Arrivederci, dump-amundo.

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪