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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

What a shame.

Arthur's gonna miss the Halloween party and everything.

Get this prescription filled,

have him take two every day.

Will they help?

They'll relieve the pain, uh,

until the operation takes place.

Well, how much time has he got left?

Uh... before the operation?

Mr. Cunningham, there's no more time.

He's got to go into the hospital tomorrow.

I hope you understand.

Well, thanks for coming, Doctor.

I'll see about getting him a bed.

A bed? Yeah, a bed.

He could use a bed. Yeah.

Oh, Howard, you're so strong in a time of crisis.

Well, you get that way in the hardware business, Marion.

Gee, why so serious?

Yeah, what's the big deal about a guy

getting his tonsils yanked out?

Shh! He's sleeping.

I'm not going to the hospital.

And I'm not having my tonsils out.

Look, Fonzie, I know what you're going through.

I had my tonsils removed just three years ago.

Yeah, those were the two quietest weeks of my life.

Now, look, this is the third attack you've had this month.

You have got to go to the hospital.

Fonz, Joanie and I had

our tonsils taken out years ago.

- Yeah. - My throat's just starting to feel better.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Just a little sickroom levity, you know.

Now is not the time to go...

I can't talk anymore.

Oh, he lost his voice.

Well, that settles it... He has definitely got to go in.

Howard is right, Arthur.

- "Good night, Mrs. C." - "Good night, Mrs. C."

- "Mr. C." - "Good night, Mr. C," yeah.

- "See you, Shortcake." - Gee.

He says

- He's not going to the hospital. - He's not going to the hospital.

Oh, yes, you are!

Let's get one thing straight:

The doctor says that you have to have those tonsils out

and that's exactly what's gonna happen,

if I have to take 'em out myself.

Now, you may not care about yourself,

but we care about you.

So there is no Halloween party for you.

Tomorrow you go to the hospital,

and that's final, finis, kaputamundo!

Dr. Curtis. Dr. Curtis.

Well, Fonzie, this was the only bed available.

Look, it's-it's a cute room.

- Heyyy. - Oh, yeah, sorry.

Well, look at the bright side, Fonz.

Your inflammation is down, your voice is normal.

This is normal?

Well, no...

I mean, what is this, the junior prom?

Fonz, everybody wears those.

It's a sterile gown.

I don't care who designed 'em!

No, see, that means i-it's germ-free.

- I knew that. - Oh.

Now, do we have our bathrobe?

No, we don't have our bathrobe.

I got one, it's home.

Well, you can wear your little leather one.

Now, where are your little slippers?

With our robe.

Well, then, you'll just

have to keep your booties on.

No, no, no,

no one takes my clothes... Get out of here.

Fonz... what about the time

that Sally was up in your apartment...

All right, all right, all right, all right.

Hey, uh... when's the main event?

We'll take your tonsils out first thing in the morning.

Yeah, they're gonna do us all.

If you need anything, you ring that buzzer.

But only if you really need me.

Good-bye, kiddies.

- Bye. -Bye. - Bye.

You know, I don't understand something.

I like to sleep late, you know Cunningham?

Why do they always have operations

so early in the morning?

You know, that's interesting.

Now... Just...

just the other day, in my psychology class,

the professor was saying that most people can't do anything

until 10:30 in the morning.

Look, Fonz, I'm sorry that you got to be stuck here

on Halloween, but... that's just the way it goes.

Look, you're gonna have a lot of visitors.

I'll see you myself.

Bye, kids.

Bye.

Who's gonna visit me here?

Bozo the Clown?

Hey, we're alone.

Let's play!

Hey, kid, I'm gonna play taps

with that horn pretty soon.

Dr. Ward...

Hey, mister, you want to finger paint?

Uh, no, I don't want to finger paint, I mean,

I might have to scratch my nose.

I'll scratch it for you.

Fonz, I brought you a gift.

Your Halloween costume.

My Lone Ranger mask.

♪ Da-dum, da-dum... ♪ I can't wear that.

Lone Ranger don't have his tonsils yanked.

You want me to shoot 'em out, Kemo Sabe?

Why are you so bugged?

Because these kids are driving me nutso.

Oh, drop it, Fonz.

Hey guys, guys, come here.

Do me a favor:

Give the old-timer a break.

Cool it for a while, all right?

- Yeah, sure. - All right.

"Old-timer"?

It worked.

Besides, they understood cool.

Well, I gotta make my rounds.

I'll see you later, Fonz.

Yeah, take it easy.

Dr. Durshlag? Dr. Durshlag?

Yes, nurse?

You're not a doctor.

No, but you should see me operate.

Wah, wah, wah.

Hey, we can play tiddlywinks.

The Fonz does not play tiddlywinks.

But on the box it says, "For kids from six to 60."

I'll bet he doesn't want to play 'cause he's stinky at it.

Hey, hey, hey, I'll show you a tiddle.

I call blue.

I go first. Hah!

All right, all right,

all right, look, it's all in the thumb.

Now, I'll show you some action here.

Are you kidding me? This tiddle will fly.

All right, look, the wind took it!

There must be a draft in here.

Here we go.

Oh, give me that back.

Give me that back. Here we go.

Hey, Pots, the Fonz is playing tiddlywinks.

I'll tiddle your wink, Malph.

Tiddle my wink.

Now, uh, listen, we'll play later, kids, all right?

- Oh, come on! -Come on! - Hey, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

I promise we'll play later.

Get over here.

Okay, Fonz.

Now, what are you guys doing here?

Ain't this off your, uh, trick-or-treat rack?

Yeah, we came to see you.

How do you like our costumes, Fonz?

I still got it.

You still got it.

The thunder of hoofbeats,

a cloud of dust, and a hearty Hi-ho...

How could you, Malph?

You pulled the mask off the Lone Ranger.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's all right,

he's not the real Lone Ranger, I am.

And don't you forget it, Malph.

Aw, but you're not even gonna be at the party, Fonz.

And let me tell you something, little Ralph.

This town ain't big enough for two masked men.

You just go grow a beard and go as "Gabby" Hayes.

Right, Fonz.

I got a whole drawer full of them.

Children, Jingles the Clown is in the sunroom

and he wants you to come down right now

- and have a Jingles good time. - All right.

- Yay! - Come on, hurry.

Hurry! We don't want to miss him.

Okay!

Aren't you coming, Arthur?

He's got Tinkertoys.

Tinkertoys?

Pots, forget the Tinkertoys.

It's party time.

Oh, yeah, party time.

Oh, oh, Fonz, it's a little party.

You're not going to miss anything good, really.

Yeah, we never make out that well, Fonz.

Yeah, that's a good reason for you not to go,

now give me a good reason why I shouldn't go.

Gosh, I tell you something, what a waste.

You're gonna have a great time dancing and everything.

Sophia's gonna be there all by herself.

Oh, not for long, Fonz.

There'll be plenty of guys there...

Pot... Pots, Pots... RALPH: No...

Fonz, you see, he means there's gonna be plenty of guys who...

who'll bring her punch, make sure that she's having a good...

No, Fonz, I mean there's gonna be plenty of guys

- that are gonna come up to her... - Pots, Pots, Pots!

Little devil. Come on, little devil.

- We'll be late. - Yeah.

Pots, where you going?

The elevator's down here.

I wanted to look at some of the Tinkertoys.

- Will you come on? - Hey, you're bending my fork.

Dr. Hines. Dr. Hines.

I don't have to worry.

I know that Sophia is very loyal to her masked man.

How can they have a Halloween party

without the Lone Ranger?

That was a great idea,

borrowing these costumes from

the college theater department for the Halloween party.

Thanks, Dad. I love mine.

En garde!

Take that, you swine.

Hah! You fight like a chair.

Oh. Wearing armor, huh?

Well, I'm all set, Cyrano.

King Henry VIII has his turkey leg.

The king will answer the door.

Hi, mister.

Well, young lady, if you're looking for a pajama party,

you've come to the wrong house.

Trick or treat.

You go trick-or-treating in pajamas?

This is a costume.

I'm dressed as a middle-class housewife.

Cute.

Well, how about it?

Do I get a treat, or do you get a trick?

Well, that's a nice costume.

I think you do deserve a treat.

- Let's... - I'll take this. Thanks.

No! Wait!

Did you see...? She took my turkey leg!

Now how am I gonna be King Henry?

Well, I-I guess you'll just have to be...

King Kong.

I don't need jokes, Cyrano, I need a turkey leg.

Okay, why... why don't you check in the refrigerator, Dad.

I-I think I saw something in there wrapped in aluminum foil.

Everything in there is wrapped in aluminum foil.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who's the fairest of them all?

Joanie, you look beautiful.

Oh, you look great, too, Dad,

except your pillow is a little crooked.

I'm not wearing a pillow.

Better watch it, Snow White,

or you'll be sent up to your dungeon.

I'm really gonna be hot at the party tonight.

Who are you?

I'm your brother.

Sizzling, sizzling hot.

No, no, I'm Cyrano de Bergerac.

Can't you see the no...

Oh, I forgot the nose. All right, I'll be right back.

Get that, Snow White.

Okay.

Guess who.

Hi, Al.

Oh, you guessed me.

I should've worn my Shirley Temple outfit.

Where's Chachi?

- He's right outside. - Oh.

You know, he's Fonzie's cousin.

- He likes to make an entrance. - Oh...

Okay, Chach!

♪ Ta-da! ♪

Ah, Snow White, you're a vision of loveliness.

You and me, later.

Well, well, the eighth dwarf... Pushy.

No, I'm Prince Charming.

Wait a second!

We're going with Jenny Piccalo's folks.

Oh, I can hardly wait to see her costume.

She's going dressed as Lady Godiva.

Lady Godiva.

Wah, wah, wah.

This way, Snow White.

No way, Prince Squirt.

Richard, there is no turkey leg in there, just meatloaf!

Now, what king carries meatloaf?

Boo!

Hi, Al.

Hey, you recognized me.

I know what... it's the shoes.

You recognized the shoes, right?

My king.

Anne Boleyn, my lovely queen.

Oh, sire, you're so romantic.

Well, what do you think?

Huh? You like it?

- It looks nice. - Oh, thanks.

Rich... tonight...

try not to stand next to me, okay?

Well, look, as soon as Fonzie's girl comes, we can leave, huh?

Oh, Ralph called.

He's so sweet.

He volunteered to pick her up and bring her to the party.

Oh, yeah, volunteered.

So sweet.

All right then, let's go. Come on.

That's right, it's me.

Let's not make a federal case out of it, huh?

I'm here. Where's Sophia?

Hi, Al.

That does it.

I'm going home and change my shoes.

Arthur, what are you doing here?

You're sick, Fonz.

You've got no clothes under your coat.

- You were at the hospital... - Look, I am not going back

to the hospital, I'm going to the party.

I'll go back tomorrow morning, first thing.

You are going back to the hospital tonight.

There they are now.

The doctor came for you.

You brought it on yourself!

Oh, what cute children.

You're dressed as little hospital patients.

Mom, they are little hospital patients.

They're from Fonzie's room.

Stool pigeon.

Will you get over here?

Hey, Fonz.

How did you and why are you here?

They must've followed you.

How'd you get out of the hospital?

It was easy.

They're on strike.

We snuck.

Let me ask you a question.

How can you run around like this at nighttime?

You know, you could get sick.

We're already sick.

Oh, that's great.

I'm surrounded by wise-guy munchkins.

Well, I hope you're happy now.

You sure set some example.

Now, we got to get these kids back to the hospital.

- Richie, you bring Fonzie back. - Right.

Come on, children, off to the hospital... now, bundle up.

Some Halloween!

Let's go, everybody!

How come the guy with the pillow is so grumpy?

I am not wearing a pillow!

But you are a little grumpy, dear.

Well, why shouldn't I be grumpy?

I got to take three kids back to the hospital,

a ten-year-old housewife took my turkey leg

and, Marion, these tights are strangling me.

You really did it tonight, Fonz.

A mass breakout.

Come on. I'll take you back to the hospital.

I'm not going back to the hospital.

Now, just lay off. I don't feel so hot anyway.

I'm gonna wait here for Sophia.

Ralph took her.

Well, then, I'm gonna un-take her.

No, now, wait, I want to say something.

Fonz, I just want to tell you something, okay?

Make it fast.

Now, listen, you-you're sick.

Do you know you could lose your voice permanently?

Now, I want you to think about that, Fonz.

Because how would you look going...

It is Halloween.

I don't want to be in bed, cooped up, sick.

Well, you have no say in the matter.

You can't control when you're sick.

You can get mumps on your birthday,

you can get measles on Thanksgiving

or y-you could get, uh...

I know... And tonsils on Halloween.

That's right. That's the way life is.

But why on Halloween?

You're right, Cunningham.

Take me back to the hospital.

Happy Halloween.

It's not my fault.

Fonz, boy, are you a drag.

Hey, look, I mean, this is our Halloween.

You know, there's not much we can do about it.

You know, you can't choose when you're gonna be sick.

That's easy for you to say.

This is probably your 50th Halloween!

Heyyy...

Yeah, it's only the third one I can remember.

All right, all right, I don't know what to do.

I mean, I'm not used to being with, you know,

people your height.

Boy, are you a drag.

I am not a drag!

Now, uh, why the long faces, huh?

I mean, we should be happy here, have some fun.

All right, everybody, off your beds.

Grab your bags, get your masks on, let's go.

We're going trick-or-treating.

You can't trick-or-treat in the hospital.

Let me tell you something, Russell, where there's a door,

there's a trick or treat.

Now, just put your mask on, you ninny... let's go.

We're gonna go to the X-ray room, we're gonna go

to the doctors' room, we're going to patients' rooms,

we're gonna go to the nurses' room...

Boy, that was neat, Fonz.

Yeah, best trick-or-treat stuff ever.

Band-Aids... cotton balls...

Look at this, an ah-stick.

Ah...

Poor Fonzie, all you got is nurses' telephone numbers.

Oh, yeah, that's my tough luck.

But I'll tell you something, the evening is young, you know.

I mean, you can't have a Halloween without a ghost story.

- You want to be scared? - Yeah!

All right, we'll all meet on Allison's bed. Let's go.

Let's go. Here we go.

Up there, up there.

All right, now listen up.

Listen to the Lone Ghost Story Teller.

- I love ghost stories. - Yeah, me, too.

All right, because this is a very scary story.

And here we go.

Once upon a time...

They all start that way.

What are you, a wise guy?

Once upon a midnight dreary...

Once upon a midnight dreary,

there were three little kidlets,

and their names just happened to be,

Patrick, Russell and Allison.

And they were stuck in the woods.

And all of a sudden...

a rainstorm started,

and the trees were dripping with wet.

And I want to tell you that in the distance

they saw this dark, eerie abandoned house.

And Patrick said, "Hey, let's go over there

to that dark, eerie abandoned house."

And they did.

They ran through the mud and the slush.

And they got up to that house and they walked up

the crickety porch,

and they opened up the creaky door...

and a bat flew out!

And then, all of a sudden, they heard this strange noise.

"Help...!

"If this log rolls over, "we'll drown.

We'll drown."

I want to tell you, they shook in their boots.

It was pitch dark.

And they started to walk up the staircase.

At the end of the staircase was this room.

And they opened up the door.

And all of a sudden, they heard the sound again.

"Help...!

"If this log rolls over, "we'll drown.

"If this log rolls over, we'll drown."

Well, I want to tell you,

Patrick took out his flashlight,

and he looked across the room,

and he saw a sink filled up with water.

And he looked in the middle of that sink,

and standing there, on a floating toothpick,

was this little ant.

And that ant was talking to his friend,

another little ant, and he said,

"Help! Help!

"If this log rolls over, we'll drown!

We'll drown!"

Hey, what's the matter here?

- That was neat, Fonzie. - Yeah?

Look at that. The boys are scared stiff.

Scared?

Nah, we're just cold.

Uh-huh.

All right, that's our Halloween.

Now get over there, go to your beds.

Thanks for a nice Halloween, Fonz.

Yeah, you, too.

Fonz, you're not a drag.

Heyyy.

An ant on a toothpick?

Get over there.

Have a nice operation, Fonz.

Well, you have a nice operation your little self, huh?

- I'm glad you were sick with me. - Mm.

All right.

Everybody in their beds? Get in there.

All right.

Nurses station?

All right, I'll see, uh, Ellen, Barbara...

At 11:00, I'll have Debbie come in here for a massage.

That Fonzie.

Uh, in case you forgot,

this is room 307, the Fonz.

Heyyy.

Oh, Marion, that dinner was just delicious.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Arthur must be all better.

He ate everything on his plate.

I'll tell you something, Mrs. C., I feel terrific.

What is for dessert?

Everybody's favorite...

- Lemon tart! -Chocolate cake! - Strawberry shortcake?

Chocolate sundae!

Pumpkin pie!

We've been having pumpkin all week.

Pumpkin pie, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin ice cream,

pumpkin pudding... I've had pumpkin up to here.

I've had so many pumpkins,

I feel like I should put a candle in my mouth.

How was I to know that the prize for best costume

was 50 pumpkins?

Oh, Howard, drink your pumpkin juice.

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These are such happy days! ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪