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I'm going to Grand Canyon very soon to

direct a picture called Believe It or

Not Grand Canyon

we're looking at scenes here in the

studio taken by our location department

so we can pick the best spots to

photograph our picture

for instance there's a Scenic spot it's

called Yavapai point

and I've got a swell sequence plan to

take place there

you see the hero meets the girl at this

spot and here comes the boss Mr Bennett

shall I Hit the Lights okay house lights

boys

hello Mr livid well hello

you've just been looking at some scenes

of Grand Canyon sure is a beautiful spot

when do you plan to send us there to

make the fiction well I'll tell you we

got a bad weather report

you better come over to the office I

want to talk to you and by the way

here's the final script

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of me

to be

Grand Canyon brought your

loving arms

go hold me close to you my darling

it's love time

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match Terry and I played the scene the

way you wanted us to

you should have listened to me in the

first place I didn't want to play the

scene around a campfire setting

nobody's full text it's just the

fullness of the whole thing that's wrong

look that's supposed to be Grand Canyon

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oh and the set's wrong then everything

in it looks phony now wait a minute I

resent that I never been accused of

looking phony before maybe you haven't

read the notices on my last picture

don't take it easy fix before you burst

your headband look mid since you can't

go to Grand Canyon why don't you make

the best of it here well I sure we can't

bring Hollywood to Grand Canyon so we

bring Grand Canyon to Hollywood here's

some requisitions to sign hey Mabel for

a hairdresser you sure can butt into

everybody's business show me a little

respect or I'll report you to the union

oh cut the yakim and see the Terry's on

time tomorrow come on

look Mitch I know you're still thinking

how nice it'd be to shoot the picture

right in Grand here there's one little

item that you're forgetting the expense

the boss would never go forth you know

it

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get a better picture and a lot of

publicity as well personally I'm all for

it maybe I'd have a vacation too I made

so many questions this year I'm saddle

happy yes it would be nice if we could

get away so we could be together

I don't think you've got a chance of

talking him into it you know how he

feels about those location trips and if

anything happens while they're up there

why you're just sticking your neck out

well bad weather reports are not if I

can catch him after he looks at what we

shot today I may be able to sell them

after all

have you seen the paper we're going to

Grand Canyon after all

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I don't care what you say Mike

as far as I'm concerned

news are never made for writing cheer up

Wendy we only got a few more miles to go

sure be glad when we get that mule

possession paid off and we can hire

somebody else to break these mules in

yeah well at the rate we're going that

Quinn maybe a long way off those mules

eat too much

oh

just let me take what we've saved so far

and run over Las Vegas oh no you don't

well I have a lucky streak I'm allowed

to break the bank the way I did it Monte

Carlo no kidding Wendy did you really

break the bank at Monte Carlo sure did

won a million three hundred and forty

seven thousand francs I was playing

shaminda Ferry

to men to Ferry what's that oh that's a

French game instead of playing with

chips they play with shamines

anyway there I was come on let's go

hey Wendy

were you ever out of the state of

Arizona no that's what I thought

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let's take the shortcut huh I don't know

it looks pretty rough to me oh what's

the difference we can stand it for a few

more miles it's been a long tiresome

trip I'll be glad when we get there all

right suit yourself

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hey Cowboy how about getting those fuels

out of the way

sorry folks but I'm afraid you're on the

wrong road

the wrong road the sign back there said

this Trail leads to Canyon lot and sign

back there says for mules only too well

all right I'll Hee Haw for you then come

on let's get through huh wait a minute

this road wasn't built for automobiles

you'll take my advice you'll back up and

take the main Highway that's what we

should have done in the first place

swing around takes but why waste all

that time won't you please move the mule

so we can get through isn't that simple

Miss see we're training these meals not

to step off the trail for any reason

that's why it's safe for the tourists to

ride them well now that we've all had

our little lesson in mule psychology

we'll be on our way

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everyone

on a trip

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well I guess that mule Skinner was right

this road wasn't built for automobiles

get out and try pushing Bert my union

card says I'm an assistant director not

a bulldozer black Cadillac Union if

you're a thing or two well what are we

gonna do now

hey Here Comes our long-eared friend

you forget that chip off your shoulder

we might get him to pull us out of here

I ought to pin his long ears behind his

neck that's exactly what we need

I've got a better idea

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thank you

oh looks like you're stuck how could you

tell oh it's pretty hard to fool an Old

Timer like me how about pulling this out

with the mules well Mike he's my boss

he's my particular how we handle these

mules but if you wait we get out of

sight over the next Hill

we're glad to help you out

great

ten dollars ahead

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know who those people were I pulled out

of the rut today

part of a Hollywood crowds up here

making a moving picture

took over the Murray Lodge I don't care

who they are all I know is you shouldn't

have worked the meals that way somebody

had to put them out of a rut

fifty dollars and fifty dollars

which is the treasury

I was talking to the director

think I can make a deal with him what

kind of a deal they need some animals in

the picture we can let them take 10

meals or six dollars a day 10 mules at

six dollars a day

that's almost 60 dollars

I don't see any harm in making a little

extra money we could certainly use it

but I want one thing understood those

mules are not to be used for anything

but writing you understand oh don't

worry we'll be around see they don't

all right tell them it's a deal already

done it

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looks like we have an early call

tomorrow

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Tex make your entrance

oh hello

I thought I'd find you here I was just

admiring scenery

breathtaking isn't

it sure is

you know every time I look at it it goes

more and more beautiful

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I hate to see it in

why end it

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all right boys let's move in for some

close-ups okay boys No Deal set up right

over here

you mean to say he gets paid for that

kind of work

yeah he gets a thousand dollars a week

thousand dollars a week

just kissing the girl hmm

that kind of money we get our immune

concession paid up in no time new

confession uh-huh

thousand dollars a week Mabel I'm gonna

fix my hair yeah excuse me

thousand dollars a week

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that text is sure a lucky boy

you know he actually gets a thousand

dollars a week

off to a girl I'd pick even less I'd do

it for 900.

things will certainly changed since I

was a movie actor that were the days you

know

I can almost smell the grease paint my

nostrils that isn't grease pain

better rubber down again well you kill

me Mike

all right you got that straight takes

awesome you start singing the song and

I'll bring Terry in fuel okay okay so

you're ready one meal coming up

yes they're ready for us

from

happening

what's the deal Mr better where do you

want it inside the store oh wait a

minute Mitch is that the mule we're

gonna use yes why oh look at her she

looks like she's half asleep

I want one with a little zip what do you

mean sip oh one that's got plenty of

chick oh the only meals like that are

the ones that are unbroken untrained you

know they can be pretty rambunctious

wait a minute nobody's fooling around

with an untrained mule look Tex were a

thousand miles from Hollywood if

anything happens to anybody on this

picture I'm stuck uh we're not taking

any chances not you got that slingshot

with you that you always carry around

slingshots

well you're the one that's always

complaining about my using it oh go get

it quick I got the beginning of a

beautiful idea okay

you're sure this mule is safe is he

gentle oh gentle is a kitten

heard a fly

never kicked anybody in his life

his

toss got rheumatism that settles it

we're using this

all right let's get started everybody

Praises everyone leave them all in there

dude all set all right let's go

quiet them down please

roll them

speed

start the playback

while I'm riding through this Sagebrush

a serenaden to my muse

through the cow and Cactus Country

I'm a singing

I'd walk through the Prairie

begin with

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I'm back in the shadow

or singing again

while I'm riding through the canyon

I'm a Pioneer in cowboy

till I find someone to sing

I'll just serenade my muse

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everything happens to me give me a drink

that's tea the property man made for

tomorrow's Saloon scene

why should a little cast keep a healthy

fella like you from walking oh Mitch how

can I get around with this thing on my

leg

okay takes you're right

like I'll tell you what we're gonna do

tomorrow we'll shoot around you you take

a nice long rest then the next day you

go back to work a new man uh the doctor

says this cast stays on for at least two

weeks doctors

what do doctors know about it does he

know how much he stays delay is going to

cost me no maybe not but the doctor says

that cast stays on for at least two

weeks and that's good enough for me and

oh by the way Mitch has anyone notified

publicity about my accident

a thousand miles from Hollywood 50

people on the payroll and my leading man

selfishly goes and breaks his leg Yeah

you and your selfish pleasure y'all be

ashamed of yourself stop picking on I

miss someone I think he did it on

purpose yeah sure how did I know that

crazy meal was going to kick me at that

moment

and could I help it if I landed on my

leg well if you'd use your brains you

would have played it safe and landed on

your head boy oh boy oh boy do I get

sympathy around here I suppose if I'd

been killed you'd sue me for breach of

contract test me jump off a cliff and

find out oh Mitch you're not being fair

yeah and who is the fellow that could

handle anything on four legs who wanted

a mule with plenty of kick that mule's

gonna warn you but you were too smart to

listen ah it's your own fault for

putting the scene in the picture in the

first place

I'm no mule trainer I am an actor

just say you're not a mule trainer then

stop

oh gentle as a kitten huh wouldn't hurt

a fly huh rheumatism huh oh take it easy

Mr Bennett I was just a surprised

everybody else when that Moon cut loose

can't figure it out

you know what I think what

text where you from New Jersey why I

thought so what's that got to do with it

the Texas mule now he tells me and now I

suppose you're gonna tell me how I can

finish this picture with my leading man

in a plaster cast sure am I produced a

picture on smart animals called it the

team the shrew

why don't you replace him with someone

else

that's easier said than done don't you

kid yourself

now the only thing is I can't wire

Hollywood I taught the old man into this

trip and if he finds out something went

wrong I'm sunk but you don't have to

wire Hollywood Mr Bennett how about that

lad I spoke to you about oh don't bother

me well he's got everything rugged and

ride fight shoot sing even handle mules

too but can he act

like a whiz taught him everything I know

one afternoon took about an hour sure

like to give you a sample of his accent

oh leave me alone I got enough troubles

yeah but you couldn't lose anything by

seeing him hey maybe I could rewrite the

script so that takes place the rest of

the picture in a wheelchair oh now that

sounds real romantic probably like to

add a scene

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obviously

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stranger

we want

whiskey that's tea

wow when you say that stranger

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too wink

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every time I leave you alone you get

into trouble now give me those guns

before you get killed well it wasn't my

fault Mike Wendy told me to do it Wendy

what do you think of Mr Bennett Great

Western actor huh of all the lame break

I'm telling you if you just give him a

chance you 'll solve your whole problem

for you yeah you may be right at that

now he's got the bill for us not bad

looking the women who go for him and the

men would like them too sure he's got

everything it takes

turn around let me see your profile

you're on the plaid shirt what's your

name

Mike Mike Adams all right Mike Turner on

let me see your profile

all right now walk towards me slowly

be right

now turn around this way smile

hey what goes on here you're right you

can do it at that oh he's the one which

what are you talking about using him in

the picture instead of text wouldn't

cost us any time except to remake a

couple of scenes we've already shot and

Mr leopard will perhaps thank me for

discovering a new star star

what about the songs in the picture

well we can dub in somebody else's voice

for the songs as for as being an actor

I'll make an actor out of him my name

isn't Mitch Bennett for nothing

wait a minute you're overlooking one

thing I'm not interested in being an

actor I don't want any part of it

come on enough

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how'd that do Wendy my lips are sealed

well I guess that's that oh no it ain't

Mr Bennett I'll talk to him he can't

leave him with a spot like this

especially the thousand dollars a week

500.

oh I admit that 500 a week is a lot of

money and I admit we need it badly but

Wendy this whole thing is ridiculous

silent ain't ridiculous

I read where plenty of Western Stars got

to start that way

even if I was willing to do it I doubt

if I'd make the grave or Mr Bennett

thinks you can

he's a very great director his business

to know those things

besides you want to build that new

Corral don't you you don't have to make

a career of it two weeks you can put

away as much as you can save in a whole

season here

it out stupid I heard someone knocking

that was opportunity

gold an opportunity

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Mike don't care anything about us

would probably lose a concession

of course we can always go get a job

then when we get old

probably take us out

shoot us the way they do all new but

Wendy we ain't news in your case that's

debatable

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all right if Dennis willing to take the

gamble I'll do it but I want you to

remember one thing

when this thing is over I'm going to

hate myself the rest of my life I know

my boy wouldn't let me down know what

kind of an actor I'm going to make don't

you worry I'll work with you

look copy the script

we'll start on that loveseat between you

and the girl

oh no you won't well that's the first

thing they're going to start in the

morning we got to practice it you want

to practice you practice with half note

what part do you want me to play

you play Lulu

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scene

a western Street day

Larry is standing against a post rolling

a cigarette

thank you

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Ralph film you got to be careful of

matches

Lulu comes walking down the street

she gives him the eye

and then she deliberately drops her

handkerchief and walks on

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I'll reach your part

I reckon you drop this man

I reckon you dropped this man

I reckon you dropped this map

oh thanks

oh thank you so much

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you're new around here aren't you

handsome

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just rolled in ma'am

I'm looking for an old friend from

Montana Pete

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are you looking for him or his pretty

gun sister

oh little Susie ma'am

he's just a little girl's pigtail

yes

I like you handsome

oh God

certainly don't waste any time in the

movies do they looks like all they do is

go around and kisses straight

well if those kitchen scenes get too

tired for you Mike maybe I could double

for you yeah maybe it could

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I must have been it there's eyes I'll

never do what's wrong with them and that

nose

and the mouth looks all right but it

could use some lipstick

chin what to do with the chin

it'll be difficult Mr Bennett but I'll

do the best I can

doesn't he like my face or is he always

like that experience tries to make a

glamor boy out of everybody

look Clarence the park calls for a

rugged character he looks okay to me the

way he is just a touch of powder huh oh

no powder but you look awful no one will

like you I will

I feel all right but I don't know how

leading I am I'm gonna try another

rehearsal or should we try to shoot one

I feel like a guy ready to be hanged

I'll take a crack at it if you're ready

why not what have we got to lose but a

few feet of film all right we'll try it

okay boys we're ready now remember Mike

wait until I signal you in for your

entrance

and bye everybody

settle down please places everyone all

right roll them

speed I'll wait until I send you Mike

all right make your entrance Terry

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oh hello

I thought I'd find you here

I was just admiring the scenery

breathtaking isn't it sure is

you know every time I look at it it goes

more and more beautiful yeah sure does

it's been the happiest two weeks of my

life

I hate to see it end

Ed

no no no cut

uh you got to be a little bit more

relaxed Mike and you don't grab a girl

like she's a sack of potatoes hey Mr

Bill I've never done anything like this

before you mean you've never held a girl

in your arms before oh sure I have but

not in front of a lot of people like

that all right let's do it again but

this time be a little bit more gentle a

little more tender wait a minute Mitch

this isn't an easy

someone who's never been before the

cameras before it's doubly hard

yes I guess you're right why don't we

postpone this scene do some of the other

sequences first

and by that time he might be Morty

that's a little bad idea

maybe a little action will loosen you up

make you more relaxed yeah I'm right at

that all right we'll knock it off here

fellas why don't your kids take a few

hours off until we get set up for the

flight sequences thanks

you're not going to be busy for a couple

of hours perhaps you'd like to take a

drive and I'll show you the canyon if

I'd like that very much quiet

see I hope this picture works out

I guess I'll always be a flop is the

great lover

oh you'll learn

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oh this is a beautiful spot you can see

the whole Canyon from here

what's that over there oh there that's

called The Watchtower and there you can

get a better view of the Colorado River

without going down in the canyon

and a little trail that twists and winds

down there what's that

oh that's Jacob's Ladder see those

little specks

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that's Mule Train

now when they get to the bottom they'll

come out on the bright angel

and just below us is another Mule Train

coming up the Kaibab Trail

and that flat area they are just beyond

this first Ridge Let's uh Tano plateau

to me I've heard that line before

oh yes

and the love scene

you know it seems kind of funny making

love to a girl you hardly even know

well by the time we get around to it

you'll know me better

you're getting two already

you know I was just thinking how how I

misjudged you people the first time I

met you on the trail

I thought you were all selfish and

self-centered

now

this goes to show how wrong a fella can

be

well I think we better start back it's

about time for you to say some canvas oh

yeah

you got it straight Mike I think I've

got it Mr Bennett he comes in on my left

and I turn around oh no you turn first

oh is that clear Mike well maybe after

this Mitchell appreciate actors huh

I thought I'd Die Laughing this morning

at that character trying to play that

love scene with you he was about as

convincing as a democrat in Vermont

well Mitch asked for it it's his funeral

oh don't worry yourself beautiful this

will soon be over and we'll be on our

way you know I I was thinking that maybe

on our way back to Hollywood we could

drop off some place and let some justice

of the peace pick up a couple of bucks

huh

we'll talk about that some other time

ticks after you're up and around

are you sure that's clear Mike yeah

all right let's try one

places everybody quiet please

action how many times have I told you to

stop annoying me oh yeah get me all

wrong baby why can't we be friends get

your dirty hands off of me

go

oh God why don't you try getting a mess

maybe it'll make him fight

hey maybe a little love tap might do the

trick at that

that's a matter Mike I I just can't hit

him Mr Bennett I don't think you know

how to hit oh it isn't bad

that's better Mike now

hey Mr Bennett are you sick yeah

all the four things

hitting the director

Morgan saw that Wallop he refused to

finish the fight scenes but he didn't

want any part of you

know they had to send to Hollywood to

get a double they're postponing the five

scenes until he gets here

so quick I didn't realize it good thing

I fixed it look I can't bring myself to

hitting someone I haven't got anything

against you don't have to there's a way

you're throwing a punch that makes it

look like you're hitting somebody and

yay something I learned in the ring

you know I'm the only man in the fight

game that held a lightweight in the

heavyweight championship the same time

how could you do that fought under two

different names for words are too heavy

to be a lightweight and too light to be

a heavyweight don't ask the silly

questions come on get up bet you do

something let's show my how it's dark

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um

gosh what do you know I'm a killer

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supposed to be a one that takes it takes

two people to make a fight

hit

him hit him

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hit it

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thank you

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thank you

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Mike for the lead was a smart move on

your part Mr Bennett we're making swell

time on the pictures yeah things are

going nicely

I hope nothing happens to upset the

apple cart

are you the director nope shall I get

rid of her boss we're very busy little

girl could you come back another time

yeah we're very busy come back another

time I can think my name's Penny I know

here Penny here's a nickel Beat It

your secret is safe with me go on you're

cute

oh now can I sing let her sing boss I

only got one foot left

while I'm riding through the stage brush

I serenade into my muse

the cow and Cactus Country

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I'd walk to the Prairie again

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while I'm riding through the stage brush

I'm a pioneering cowgirl till I find

someone to sing too I'll just yodel to

my new

Halo

it's very nice Penny there's nothing for

you in this picture kids on the Prairie

are dancing no don't listen up

stop picking on that child you big bad

boom

that was lovely honey you come with me

oh there goes the other foot

oh if you're through playing footsies

we'll go back to work

gee this has been a hectic three weeks

you know I didn't know that actors had

to work so hard actresses too but I must

say you learned the ropes in a hurry

Mitch is delighted with your work yeah

I never would have caught honest it

hadn't been for you really helpful a lot

and I appreciate it

someone had to do the same thing for me

when I first got started no uh

Bennett wants me to go back to Hollywood

after this is over

are you so

I'm just doing this to get enough money

to pay off our mule concession besides

this is my kind of life I could never

get used to pretending all the time

I'd certainly never get the Knack of

kissing a girl in front of a camera with

a mob of people standing around

well how does it feel I have a cast off

your leg where have you been out riding

with your new leading man I suppose

I don't think that's any of your

business

why didn't you two characters stop

barking at each other when are you gonna

finish this Opus Mitch a couple more

days and wrap it up we're gonna do the

big fight in the morning Morgan's

doubles come in

tell them who are you using Rocky

Thompson

Rocky Thompson

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when I give you the signals you rush in

all right

quiet please we're rolling

rolling

see

action how many times have I told you to

stop annoying me well you got me all

wrong baby why can't we be friends take

your dirty hands off of me let's go

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but hold your positions

close up to you later all right we're

ready for you Rocky okay Mr Bennett

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give me a good fight Rocky but take it

easy on him I got a couple of scenes to

do with him yet don't worry about that

Mr Bennett

what the hell if I if I accidentally let

one go once in a while why I don't get

sore about it don't let that body of

Rocky

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all right here we go

Mike clears many okay boss all right

roll them rolling

Steve

action

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how about it boss don't miss any of this

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you are big and strong

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and we are

oh I'll have that fix the Jiffy water

water

after cocky huh germs

iodide

iodine

swamp

ouch

goes

scissors

teasy tape

that hit the tape

oh fudge

oh thanks

very hard

I think I live Mike so you packed him up

real nice Wendy it wasn't anything we've

done much better with my scalpel and

other surgical instruments other

surgical instruments sure I was consider

among the greatest searches in the world

once

well I got the shakes

when ice before in operation the

galleries filled with surgeons

too

I'll never forget an operation I had in

Vienna all right delicate operation

I removed the man's um

esophagus

oh the gallery was crowded they gave me

a tremendous Ovation I finished

Untouchable so for non-core I came back

to move the man's appendix

did he live

heirs come in on the Wheel

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you know for the life of me I can't

figure out why that guy sailed into me

the way he did

they wanted a good fight and they got

one well you'll be just as good as new

for your luck scene tomorrow I'd rather

have another fight than do that that's

all right wanna practice a scene with me

how do you like it

yeah this will be fine bird

to make a good background for the love

scene sure I figured we set the camera

up for the medium shaft

sound huh I'll never forget the first

time we tried to shoot a love scene with

that guy yeah

everything else he did was fine

that fight was a Lulu

yeah if only you could make love the way

he handles his Dukes my troubles would

be over well the fight was great because

it was really on the level when Rocky

started to rough him up he got really

sore and gave it everything he had yeah

sure

hey wait a minute I think he got

something there where what you said

about Mike giving the fight everything

he had because he thought it was on the

level what are you talking about where's

Terry the last time I saw her she was

heading for the lodge

oh this is the craziest idea I ever

heard of I just can't do it oh look

honey I need a love scene and you know

how awkward he was the last time we

tried it but I don't see how it can

possibly work well that depends upon you

sure the guy stuck on you he'll do

anything you say you can wrap around

your little Pinky

you know I figured that I could tell him

we were postponing the scene again maybe

you and he could go to some pre-arranged

spot

I'd have the cameras and microphones

hidden and who knows if the guy doesn't

realize that their camera is trained on

him he may not be so self-conscious he

may open up and say things and do things

that he wouldn't in front of a camera

sure I didn't make the picture Terry

do I know what he's liable to talk about

he might talk about the weather is pet

mule anything

might not even fit in with the rest of

the script I'll make it fit yeah and

besides you could lead the conversation

to make him say the things that we want

him to say

Mitch if if I thought it could possibly

work it will

I'll work it out so that we don't

overlook a thing

there's one thing you're all overlooking

what about Mike

if he ever finds out about it after it's

over he's gonna feel like an awful Jerry

he doesn't ever have to find out sure

how about it Terry

oh I don't very often ask you for favors

Terry

but I am now

please

all right Mitch for your sake I'll do it

good girl

Hey Joe cover that my good

only microphones have you spotted three

one over on the edge one up against The

Rock and one over there I hope you

haven't missed anything oh not a chance

okay bird

come on Jimmy cover it up

be sure you don't cover up the lens yeah

be sure you don't cover up the lens

get that twig right right in front of

the land

down that's good

all right take a look and see if you can

spot him coming bye chief

[Applause]

all right boys let's get out of here all

right Bridge you stand by the camera

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stuck with the news

no half the time Wendy things have no

it's a mule because he's a dog gone

stubborn

I'm beginning to like this life get a

lot of time to yourself and you get paid

for it

hey

why they're not shooting today

oh well Nick said something about the

song recorder being off the 17th oh

hey you see that spot over there

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no over there

that's where we're building our new

Corrals

it's like a wonderful spot for it yeah

it is

you know I'm glad we could be away

together today

there are a lot of things I want to talk

to you about

a lot of things I'd like to talk to you

about too

you know it's a funny thing

when I'm alone I I seem to be able to

say them all right but

you're right

kind of speech

certainly don't sound like a man

speechless

one thing I'd like to tell you

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I'll be kind of sorry when this is over

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why

well because now I've got you in my

system

I don't know whether I'll ever be able

to get you out

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is that bad

well hey

I don't exactly like to think of

spending the rest of my life trying to

forget you

located

maybe I don't want you to forget

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Viola camouflage

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learn something new every day

you know Wendy I have you to thank for

all this you hadn't talked me into

making that picture this never would

have happened

I can hardly believe it hard to believe

in myself

do you mean to say she actually said

she's going to marry you not

words

sure like to tie the knot

what he might Do's the justice of peace

Union ain't paid up

will you adjusted for peace

and a lot of high offices just as pieces

councilman Alderman Sanders

even made notary public ones

hey uh little jumping I suppose I think

I'll go out and take a smoke love stick

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Ty if you'd check to see that all the

sequences have been fully covered yes Mr

Bennett the love thing you shot today

takes care of all the retakes good

you call the studio and tell them I want

to see a rough cut of the picture as

soon as we get in

hello Mabel I'm awful glad this one's

over it's really been a tough

Jerry honey I want to thank you for

playing that love scene you pulled me

out of a spot and I'll never forget it

the hell I think I better call The Old

Man and tell him the picture's all

wrapped up I'll see you later

I feel like a heel

how do you suppose he's gonna feel after

he sees the picture probably hate me

that's an understatement

well then I won't let him find out that

way I'm telling myself now

oh

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my God

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very good very good that was even better

than the love scene you played this

afternoon too bad and Bennett didn't

have a camera on this one

get out of here

all right Terry I'll get out but I hate

to see a guy made a sucker up why this

whole Deal's just been a gag

surely you're not sap enough to think

that Terry had fall for a guy like you

such a bad actor that she had to play

along to get a decent love scene out of

here for Bennett

he had a camera hidden and photographed

the whole thing you're a liar all right

so I'm a liar ask her

it's true

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yeah I should

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Terry certainly is taking it pretty hard

she'll get over it as soon as she gets

back to Hollywood

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well I'm ready Mitch we'll take off as

soon as the car gets here

Terry honey if I had any idea was going

to turn out like this I never would have

dreamed up that love scene between you

and Mike

not your fault

but you tell I was going to fall in love

with you

you're really in love with it do you

have to ask just look at it

I thought things like this happen only

in the movies yeah remember that picture

we made last year call romance on the

Range it was a

boy and girl had a misunderstanding they

split up

it's in danger together again what's

that got to do with this movies are like

real life I wish it all stopped talking

about it wait a Terry

may have something there

what again

Terry and ideas beginning

if it works it might bring him back to

you no no Mitch I've had enough of your

ideas well honey what have you got to

lose Mabel's right you remember those

two Heavies that we use on romance in

the range yeah how soon can you get them

up here I'll call Holly wouldn't they

get a plane right away they should be up

here this afternoon what's up don't ask

any questions get on the phone if this

works you get a bonus bonus runoff has

two thousand mics you know that windy

character and the other fella half wit

his name's half no all right half note

he has a half with them will you get

going what are you up to just leave

everything to me Terry Mitch Bennett is

about to direct his greatest scene

I'm quick

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it's Terry she's been kidnapped

kidnapped yeah we were out riding him

and two minutes I got away but they took

Terry two guys escaped in the state pen

this morning was on the radio it must

have been them half notes gone after him

we're waiting for the sheriff by the

time he gets here they get lost in the

canyon can you ride sure well come on

show me where it happened okay got a gun

the wall

I don't want to miss any of this come on

we'll take the car

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holy smoke

I gave the loaded one

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there was too many of them for me Mike

they went that away you better stay with

him come on

how'd that do oh you were terrific

cookie you really were oh good

you're just the cutest one didn't you

think I'm good enough that they're my

friend well it gets better

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[Applause]

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thank you

[Applause]

come on

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any sign of him yet must hurry no not

yet

if you don't show up for a couple of

hours I'd like to get some overtime in

on this

as your legal right here dying before I

sure you know what to do sure Mr Bernard

rehearsed us it's going to be just like

that scene we did in Romance on the

Range

what do you got two fairies is up all

full of sticks

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thank you

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for this guy shooting blanks too sure

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weapon double crossed those are the

healthiest blanks I am a Soviet shot

they sure are

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nice all right

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and they're trying to in that gun stop

it lost in your face

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giving up anyone

yes they don't like the sound of real

bullets

this may be a trap be careful come on

ride your guns and put up your hands

something must have gone wrong

hey when that guy gets here see if he

can jump him otherwise Mr Ben is going

to be plenty sore he wants us to make

this look like a real fight yeah

of course this is a great scene too bad

we haven't got a camera on it yeah I

probably could have gotten an Academy

Award for it we could use that

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all right Wendy keep them covered

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are you all right

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hey Wendy keep these mugs covered this

time and I'll start back for the sheriff

hey wait a minute

I don't get it

why don't it work in real life do what

your ideas you're fired

the matter with you

I got news for you sweetheart

I saw romance on the Range six times my

favorite picture

why Mike Adams you double crossing

[Applause]

Whitaker

I didn't know you were such a lady

killer oh girls always fell for me ever

since I was a little shaver I never

forget the time that rich would have

chased me all over the country no matter

where I went there she was right behind

me

thank you