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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,986 HOLD IT, IT'S A COP. 2 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,352 HELLO? 3 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,369 HELLO? 4 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,472 - HELLO, CHIEF. - HOW ARE YOU FEELING, MAX? 5 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,274 MUCH BETTER, THANK YOU. ANYTHING NEW FROM BEDIYOSKIN? 6 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:14,110 HE'S SAFE AT THE HOSPITAL, BUT HE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS. 7 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,347 - WE GOT THE MEN WHO TRIED TO KILL YOU. - OH, GOOD. DID THEY TALK? 8 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,183 THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING. THEY WEREN'T REGULAR KAOS PERSONNEL, 9 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:23,687 THEY WERE HIRED FROM AN AGENCY... "PART-TIME KILLERS." 10 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:27,323 HELLO? 11 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,280 WHEW! 12 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:34,931 - HELLO? - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, CHIEF? 13 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,534 INTERNAL SECURITY KEEPS MEDDLING WITH THE EQUIPMENT. 14 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,637 WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CHANGE MY PHONE INTO SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERYDAY?! 15 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,239 WELL, YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL IN TIMES LIKE THESE, CHIEF. 16 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,241 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL DOWN 17 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:48,578 AND ASK THE FELLOWS IN INTERNAL SECURITY WHERE THE PHONE IS? 18 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,747 CALL THEM ON WHAT, MAX? 19 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,415 RIGHT, CHIEF. 20 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,518 I'VE BEEN OVER THE WHOLE ROOM AND I CAN'T FIND IT. 21 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,220 - DID YOU LOOK IN THE CLOCK? - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, MAX. 22 00:02:57,244 --> 00:03:00,111 IT WOULDN'T BE IN THE CLOCK. 23 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,459 - SO THAT'S WHERE IT IS. - WHERE, CHIEF? 24 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,417 IN THE CLOCK, MAX. 25 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,869 HELLO? SPEAKING. 26 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,093 OH. YES, MR. PRESIDENT. 27 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,369 NO, SIR, NOT YET, BUT WE'RE STILL TRYING. 28 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,768 YES, SIR, I KNOW, BUT IF I HAD A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME, I... 29 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,249 YES, SIR. 30 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,951 YES, I UNDERSTAND, SIR. 31 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,953 GOODBYE. 32 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,656 WHAT DID HE SAY, CHIEF? 33 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,191 I'M BEING TEMPORARILY REPLACED AS CHIEF. 34 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,728 - WHAT?! - THE PRESIDENT IS AFRAID THAT PEOPLE WOULD PANIC. 35 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,430 HE THINKS IT WOULD BE WISE TO APPOINT A MAN WITH MORE EXPERIENCE, 36 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:44,400 MORE IMAGINATION, MORE DARING, MORE WISDOM. 37 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,203 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 38 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,206 AFTER ALL YOUR YEARS OF COURAGEOUS AND DEDICATED SERVICE, 39 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,475 - THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! - WELL, THANK YOU, MAX. 40 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,410 - AND ONE MORE THING, CHIEF. - WHAT? 41 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,913 WOULD YOU RECOMMEND ME FOR THE JOB? 42 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,615 HE'S RECALLING ADMIRAL HARGRADE TO ACTIVE DUTY. 43 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,517 ADMIRAL HARGRADE? WHO'S HE? 44 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:05,301 HE WAS CONTROL'S FIRST CHIEF. THERE'S A CARD ON HIM IN THE FILES. 45 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,364 "ADMIRAL HAROLD HARGRADE, 46 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,768 IN ESPIONAGE BUSINESS FOR OVER 65 YEARS, 47 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,770 STARTED OUT WITH HIS OWN COMPANY, 48 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,206 HAROLD HARGRADE & SONS, SPIES. 49 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,908 ENTERED GOVERNMENT SERVICE 1909. 50 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,277 BECAME CHIEF OF CONTROL AND RETIRED IN 1946. 51 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:32,236 CHESS AND BURYING OLD BUDDIES. 52 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,351 NOW 91 YEARS OF AGE." 53 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,287 91 YEARS OF AGE AND HE'S STILL ACTIVE?! 54 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,289 YES, I UNDERSTAND HE GETS UP EVERY MORNING 55 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,224 AND TAKES A TWO-HOUR WALK TO HIS OFFICE. 56 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:43,559 WHERE'S HIS OFFICE? 57 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,561 RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM HIS HOUSE. 58 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,430 THAT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE. 59 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,465 - IT MUST BE THE ADMIRAL. - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 60 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,534 HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ABOUT IT. 61 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,943 GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD, SIR. 62 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,613 OH, YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, THADDEUS. 63 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,115 MY HEARING'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE. 64 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,851 ALL MY OTHER SENSES ARE FINE, THOUGH. 65 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,587 OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. 66 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:14,290 - I'LL HELP YOU DOWN, SIR. - THANK YOU. OOPS-A-DAISY. 67 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,793 I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU MEET AGENT 86, 68 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,094 - MAXWELL SMART. - HOW DO YOU DO, SIR? 69 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:22,465 - OH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU. - THANK YOU, SIR. 70 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,868 NO ONE ELSE AVAILABLE, HUH? 71 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:29,138 WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT MY TAKING OVER, THADDEUS. 72 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,140 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SERVE UNDER YOU AGAIN, SIR. 73 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,108 - ANY NEW DEVELOPMENTS? - OH, YES. 74 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:37,112 WE THINK THAT WE'VE LOCATED THE KAOS BROADCASTING STATION. 75 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,849 DO YOU HAVE AN AREA-3 MAP? 76 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,351 - YES, SIR, WE DO. - OH, GOOD. 77 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,409 - AND A POINTER? - OH, YES, SIR. 78 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,959 - HERE YOU ARE. - THANK YOU. 79 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:53,262 NOW, AHEM, WE THINK THAT... 80 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,666 DON'T YOU HAVE A LONGER POINTER THAN THIS? 81 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,334 YES, SIR. HERE. 82 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:02,404 OH, FINE. THANK YOU ALL THE SAME. 83 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,874 NOW, AHEM, OUR TRACKING UNIT 84 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,376 TELLS US THE RADIO STATION 85 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,746 IS APPROXIMATELY IN THIS AREA. 86 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,516 UH-OH. 87 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,085 LISTS A LITTLE TO STARBOARD, DOESN'T IT? 88 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,088 UH, ADMIRAL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER HERE 89 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,524 AND SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT EASY IN THE CHIEF'S CHAIR? 90 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,616 OH, THANK YOU. I'LL DO THAT. 91 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:30,522 WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A LITTLE PUSH? 92 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:38,041 - THANK YOU. - Chief: ADMIRAL, 93 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,209 WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S DECISION ON THE RANSOM? 94 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:44,847 OH, WELL, I TALKED TO HERBERT ABOUT THAT JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO. 95 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,551 HERBERT? SIR, HERBERT HOOVER IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT. 96 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,954 TOO BAD, I THOUGHT HE SHOWED A LOT OF PROMISE. 97 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,290 ANYWAY, WHOEVER IT WAS 98 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,492 AUTHORIZED ME TO PAY KAOS 99 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,994 $1 BILLION THAT THEY HAVE DEMANDED. 100 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:02,365 BUT, SIR, KAOS WILL NEVER TURN OVER THE FORMULA TO US. 101 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,601 THEY'LL JUST TAKE OUR MONEY AND THEN SELL THE FORMULA TO OUR ENEMIES. 102 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,437 HEY, THAT'S RIGHT. 103 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,629 HEY, YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD THINKER, BOY... 104 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,399 AND A GOOD CATCHER TOO. 105 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:18,380 - THANKS, BOY. - Chief: ADMIRAL, 106 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:21,718 I HAVE TO AGREE WITH AGENT 86... WE CANNOT PAY THE MONEY. 107 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:25,922 WELL, EXACTLY HOW DANGEROUS IS THIS FORMULA? 108 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,924 WELL, SIR, WITHIN 24 HOURS 109 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,861 IT COULD DRY UP EVERY LAKE, RIVER AND STREAM IN THE UNITED STATES. 110 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,296 WE'D BE AT THE MERCY OF ANY COUNTRY THAT HAD WATER. 111 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,999 BOOTLEGGING WOULD COME BACK. 112 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,601 PEOPLE WOULD START MAKING BATHTUB WATER. 113 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,504 WELL, WE'D BETTER TRY TO SOLVE THIS CASE 114 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,707 BEFORE THE KAOS DEADLINE. HMM... 115 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:47,377 I HAVE A PLAN. 116 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,614 THANK YOU. 117 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,382 SIR, YOU WERE DISCUSSING SOME SORT OF PLAN. 118 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:56,785 WELL, THIS ACTOR FELLOW, BEDIYOSKIN, 119 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,854 IS THE KEY TO THE PLAN. 120 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:02,157 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO TALK SOMEHOW. 121 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:05,628 WHAT IS HIS CONDITION AT THIS MOMENT? 122 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,964 I WAS ABOUT TO CALL THE HOSPITAL WHEN YOU CAME IN. 123 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,267 WELL, THEN PROCEED. FULL STEAM AHEAD. 124 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,269 DING-DING. 125 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,376 - HELLO? - HELLO, MAX. 126 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,345 - I THINK WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING. - WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT, 99? 127 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:25,214 WELL, I WAS GOING THROUGH BEDIYOSKIN'S CLOTHES 128 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,150 AND I FOUND SOMETHING THAT PUZZLES ME. 129 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,952 IN THE POCKET OF ONE OF HIS JACKETS 130 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,954 I FOUND SIX LAUNDRY TICKETS. 131 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:34,457 - SO WHAT? - MAX, WHY WOULDN'T HE USE THE HOTEL LAUNDRY? 132 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,459 THIS LAUNDRY IS A GOOD TWO MILES FROM HERE. 133 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,694 HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT IS STRANGE. 134 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,629 AND ANOTHER THING, MAX... 135 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,586 OH, HOLD ON A MINUTE. 136 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,459 99? 137 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,665 99? 138 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,616 CHIEF, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 99 IS IN TROUBLE. 139 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,252 IT MAY BE A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. HURRY, MAX. WE'LL GO IN MY CAR. 140 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,288 BY YOUR LEAVE, ADMIRAL. 141 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,967 IT'S LOCKED, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BREAK IT DOWN. 142 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,502 WE CAN'T DO THAT, CHIEF. WE'LL HAVE EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR OUT HERE. 143 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,393 WE DON'T WANT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION. 144 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,933 OKAY. 145 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,752 SHE'S GONE, CHIEF. 146 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,722 SHE MUST HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING THAT KAOS DIDN'T WANT DIVULGED. 147 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,724 MAYBE SHE LEFT A CLUE BEHIND, 148 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,826 SHE'S BEEN WORKING WITH ME A LONG TIME. 149 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,850 SHE MUST HAVE PICKED UP SOMETHING. 150 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,433 CHIEF! LOOK AT THIS. 151 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,102 I KNOW THAT FACE. 152 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,570 MAX, IT'S BEDIYOSKIN. 153 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,073 I KNOW THAT'S BEDIYOSKIN, CHIEF, 154 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,075 BUT I MEAN I'VE SEEN THAT FACE SOMEWHERE ELSE 155 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,566 ON SOMEBODY ELSE. BUT WHERE? 156 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,781 WHAT?! 157 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,940 THE ROOM IS... 158 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,492 CHIEF, ARE YOU SURE THE ROOM IS BUGGED? 159 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,428 YES, BUT I HAVE A PLAN. THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO SAVE 99. 160 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,531 - GOTCHA, CHIEF. GREAT PLAN. - YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT YET. 161 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,189 I KNOW, CHIEF, BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN YOU. 162 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:30,506 KAOS KNOWS THAT EITHER ONE OF US CAN LEAD THEM TO BEDIYOSKIN. 163 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,808 NOW WE GO BACK IN THERE AND LET THEM OVERHEAR 164 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,810 THAT ONE OF US IS GOING TO HIM. 165 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,946 KAOS CAPTURES THE ONE WHO GOES AND THE OTHER FOLLOWS. 166 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,416 - ONE OF US GOES, ONE OF US FOLLOWS. - RIGHT. 167 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,285 AND ONE OF US ALREADY KNOWS WHO GOES AND WHO FOLLOWS. 168 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,110 - YOU GO. - NOW BOTH OF US KNOW. 169 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:52,895 PARDON ME, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO 1235 ALCAZAR STREET? 170 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,631 - I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW. - THEN I'LL SHOW YOU. 171 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,656 LET'S GO, MR. SMART. 172 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,749 WE'RE GOING TO SWITCH CARS, IN CASE WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED. 173 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:18,087 YOU'RE HEAVILY GUARDED. DON'T TRY TO ESCAPE, OR YOU'LL BE SHOT. 174 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,777 GET IN. 175 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:06,195 VERY CLEVER. YOU KEPT 99 RIGHT HERE AT THE HOTEL. 176 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,665 IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM TO BEDIYOSKIN'S. 177 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,622 LET'S GO. 178 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,481 HOLD IT. WE'LL TAKE YOUR GUN, 179 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,250 JUST ACT AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED. 180 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,953 GOOD WORK, CHIEF. I KNEW THEY COULDN'T LOSE YOU 181 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,045 NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY SWITCHED CARS. 182 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:46,101 NO, MAX, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WHOEVER'S IN THERE MIGHT KILL 99. 183 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,103 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, CHIEF. 184 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,727 OPEN UP, IT'S ME. 185 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,515 - IT WAS A CLEVER WAY OF GETTING IN, MAX. - YES. YOU SEE, CHIEF, 186 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,684 "ME" IS ALWAYS SOMEONE EVERYBODY KNOWS. 187 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,311 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, 99? 188 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,927 OH. 189 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,929 QUICK, UNTIE ME, MAX. 190 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,597 UH, HAVE YOU GOT A KNIFE? 191 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,554 THERE'S ONE IN MY POCKETBOOK. 192 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,735 UH, WHICH ONE IS THE KNIFE... 193 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,737 THE COMB, THE COMPACT OR THE MIRROR? 194 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,206 - THE KNIFE, MAX. - THE KNIFE?! THAT'S CLEVER. 195 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,508 THERE'S NOTHING IN HIS POCKETS BUT THIS LAUNDRY TICKET. 196 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,444 IS IT "THREE BROTHERS OMNIWASH"? 197 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,847 - YES. - THERE WERE SIX OF THOSE IN BEDIYOSKIN'S POCKETS. 198 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,849 - 99, YOU FOLLOW THIS UP. - RIGHT, CHIEF. 199 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,619 MAX, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO CONTROL. YOU BRING HIM IN. 200 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,776 RIGHT, CHIEF. 201 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,945 Seven hours have gone by, America, 202 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,947 and we have yet to hear from your government. 203 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,315 Therefore we deem it necessary to start demonstrating 204 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:45,187 the horrible power of formula 6076767. 205 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,189 First, we'll dry up small bodies of water 206 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,058 to prove the power of the formula. 207 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,761 Then, unless our demands are met in the next 41 hours, 208 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,365 we will proceed to dry up America's most essential bodies of water... 209 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,235 The Mississippi River, the Colorado River 210 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,270 and all the Great Lakes. 211 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,806 This is Mark Danderfield speaking for KAOS, Incorporated, 212 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,042 a Delaware corporation. 213 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,145 A DELAWARE CORPORATION?! 214 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,382 TAX PURPOSES. MAX, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE FAST. 215 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,252 - WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT OUR PRISONER? - NAME'S HENRY FRACK. 216 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,687 HENRY WHAT? - FRACK! 217 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,045 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KAOS. 218 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,992 CHIEF, I CHECKED OUT THE LAUNDRY. 219 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,128 IT SEEMS LEGITIMATE ENOUGH, BUT I'M STILL KEEPING IT 220 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,131 - UNDER CLOSE SURVEILLANCE. - NOTHING BUT DEAD ENDS. 221 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,301 WELL, 99, THIS IS ADMIRAL HARGRADE WHO'S NOW IN CHARGE. 222 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,903 HOW DO YOU DO? 223 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,692 IT'S STILL THE CLOCK, MAX. 224 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,633 HELLO, MAXWELL SMART HERE. 225 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,113 WHAT?! 226 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,283 YOU'RE KIDDING! HOLD ON. 227 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,452 CHIEF, KAOS HAS JUST STRUCK AND STRUCK HARD. 228 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,422 THEY'VE DRIED UP FLORIDA'S TWO LARGEST BODIES OF WATER... 229 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,958 LAKE OKEECHOBEE AND THE SWIMMING POOL AT THE FONTAINEBLEAU HOTEL. 230 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,761 HELLO, ANYTHING ELSE? 231 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,851 I SEE. THANK YOU. 232 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,733 ADMIRAL, THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS IN A PANIC. 233 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,902 THE NETWORK SAYS THE SWITCHBOARD IS SWAMPED. 234 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,870 WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING AND DO IT FAST. 235 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:12,641 WELL, OUR CHANCES ARE SLIM... HOPELESS. 236 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,677 WE ARE FACING IMMINENT DISASTER. 237 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,646 I MUST GO ON THE AIR 238 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:21,083 - AND SPEAK TO THE PUBLIC. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL THEM? 239 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,885 THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE. 240 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:28,490 I'D BETTER GO ON AND CALL THE PRESIDENT RIGHT AWAY 241 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:32,127 AND ASK HIM TO GO ON THE AIR WITH ME 242 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,364 AND REASSURE THE NATION. 243 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,689 WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A LITTLE PUSH? 244 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,115 THANK YOU, MY DEAR. 245 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,444 Chief: THANKS, LARRABEE. 246 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,745 - WHAT IS IT, 99? - THEY'RE BULLETINS, CHIEF. 247 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,016 "PEOPLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY HAVE STARTED HOARDING WATER." 248 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,486 "WATER PRICES ARE SKYROCKETING. THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA 249 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,489 JUST PUT A 10¢ TAX ON WATER." 250 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,657 "MEXICO HAS OFFERED US ALL THE WATER WE NEED." 251 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,360 TELL THEM, "THANKS ANYWAY." 252 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,829 OUR ONLY HOPE SEEMS TO BE RUSSELL BEDIYOSKIN, 253 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:11,133 AND YET IF HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS, WE HAVE NO ASSURANCE HE'LL TALK. 254 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:14,269 HOW ODD IT IS THAT THE DESTINY OF OUR COUNTRY 255 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,771 SHOULD BE IN THE HANDS OF AN ACTOR. 256 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,741 WHO WOULD EVER HAVE THOUGHT THAT COULD HAPPEN? 257 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,744 YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE. 258 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,646 IS HE A WELL-KNOWN ACTOR? 259 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,514 WELL, IF YOU SAW HIS FACE, YOU'D KNOW HIM. 260 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,984 UH, I HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM, ADMIRAL. 261 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,720 OH, YOU MUST BE QUITE A FAN TO CARRY AROUND 262 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,522 - A PHOTOGRAPH THIS LARGE. - NO, SIR. SEE, IT'S JUST... 263 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,393 WAIT A MINUTE, THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE 264 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,762 - DR. WALDO SMITH. - I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 265 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,699 WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. OF COURSE, THAT'S IT... 266 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,901 - THE MUSTACHE. - WHAT MUSTACHE? 267 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,203 BEDIYOSKIN DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE. 268 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,572 NO, BUT DR. WALDO SMITH DOES. 269 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,047 RUSSELL BEDIYOSKIN IS MY BROTHER. 270 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,482 THEN YOUR REAL NAME IS WALDO BEDIYOSKIN. 271 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,784 NO, RUSSELL'S REAL NAME IS SMITH. 272 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,554 HE CHANGED IT TO BEDIYOSKIN WHEN HE WENT INTO THE MOVIES. 273 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,556 YOU KNOW HOW ACTORS ARE. 274 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,558 WAS YOUR BROTHER EVER IN THIS LABORATORY? 275 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,028 - OH, YES. - THEN HE HAD ACCESS TO THE FORMULA. 276 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,998 WELL, YES, BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD STEAL IT, 277 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,168 - NOT RUSSELL. - CHIEF, THE ADMIRAL'S ON TELEVISION. 278 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,003 HE'S GOING TO INTRODUCE THE PRESIDENT. 279 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,660 - HAVE YOU A SET? - YES, RIGHT OVER HERE. PARDON ME. 280 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,579 And so I repeat, fellow citizens, 281 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,116 there is no cause for alarm. 282 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,418 Not over an hour ago 283 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,954 we located and captured 284 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,922 the television station 285 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,993 from which KAOS was broadcasting. 286 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,662 It was located right here... 287 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,764 Uh-oh... 288 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:53,991 in the middle of the Arizona desert. 289 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,731 Yes, that's the place. 290 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,248 And now I take great pleasure 291 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,750 in bringing you the President 292 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,487 of the United States. 293 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:15,290 But first a word about deodorants 294 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,714 that really work. 295 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,267 HELLO? YES, IT'S THE CHIEF. 296 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,403 WHAT? WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 297 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,704 - WHAT IS IT, CHIEF? - BEDIYOSKIN JUST CAME TO, 298 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,207 BUT THE DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW HOW LONG HE WILL REMAIN CONSCIOUS. 299 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,309 WE'D BETTER GET OVER THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF. 300 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,346 THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF. IF BEDIYOSKIN HAS REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS, 301 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,804 - WE'LL WANT HIM TO TALK TO US, NOT KAOS. - THAT'S RIGHT. LET'S GO. 302 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,488 HOW IS HE? 303 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:50,072 HE'S REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS, BUT HE'S TERRIBLY WEAK. 304 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,894 MR. BEDIYOSKIN, I'M MAXWELL SMART. 305 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,163 REMEMBER ME? 306 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,900 WHO HAS THE FORMULA? PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL US. 307 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,004 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP KAOS FROM KILLING YOU. 308 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,128 - MAX, HE WON'T TALK. - HE CAN'T TALK. 309 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,078 HE WANTS YOUR PEN. HE WANTS TO WRITE SOMETHING. 310 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,022 I DON'T THINK HE HAS THE STRENGTH. 311 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,185 JUST WRITE THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO HAS THE FORMULA. 312 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:19,855 NO, IT'S TOO STRENUOUS. I CAN'T LET HIM EXERT HIMSELF ANY MORE. 313 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,491 - PLEASE. - HE MUST REST. 314 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,361 - WHAT HAS HE WRITTEN, MAX? - I CAN'T MAKE OUT HIS HANDWRITING. 315 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,831 - CAN YOU, CHIEF? - NO, I CAN'T. 316 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,432 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL. 317 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,701 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TO GET A HOLD OF A PHARMACIST. 318 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,637 ANYBODY WHO CAN READ A PRESCRIPTION CAN READ ANYTHING. 319 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:38,140 PLEASE, COULD YOU TALK OUTSIDE? 320 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,408 ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR. BUT IF HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS, 321 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,366 PLEASE CALL US. 322 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,622 LOOKS LIKE INITIALS TO ME. 323 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,791 WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF, THAT'S IT. 324 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,261 HE HASN'T THE STRENGTH TO WRITE THE FULL NAME, SO HE... 325 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,729 MAX, THE MAN ON THE CRUTCHES! 326 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,719 HE'S A KAOS AGENT. STOP! 327 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,426 THE OLD GUN- IN-THE-CRUTCH TRICK. 328 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,358 MAX, THE CHIEF'S BEEN HIT! 329 00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,766 - CHIEF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - GO AFTER THEM, MAX. 330 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,302 - NO, CHIEF, I CAN'T LEAVE YOU. - I'LL BE ALL RIGHT, MAX. 331 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:43,605 NO, CHIEF. NURSE! NURSE! 332 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,874 NURSE, THIS MAN HAS BEEN HIT. 333 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,876 WE'VE GOTTA GET HIM INTO A ROOM... SURGERY. 334 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,100 HAVE YOU GOT HOSPITALIZATION? 335 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:54,616 DO YOU HAVE YOUR CARD WITH YOU? 336 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,384 NO, YOU SEE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 337 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,253 HE DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 338 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,288 HE WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ADMITTANCE OFFICE. 339 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,191 - YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE A DEPOSIT. - HE'S BEEN WOUNDED. 340 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,327 WELL, I'M SORRY, THOSE ARE THE RULES. 341 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:09,119 WELL, LOOK, COULD I BUY A DOLLAR'S WORTH OF BANDAGES? 342 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,222 MAX, LOOK OUT! 343 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,240 - CHIEF, IT'S TICKING. - IT'S A FOOT GRENADE. 344 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,341 99, GET OUT OF HERE. IT WILL BLOW OUT THE WHOLE FLOOR. 345 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,677 - RIGHT, CHIEF. - IT'S GONNA EXPLODE, GET RID OF IT, MAX! 346 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:25,280 - RIGHT, CHIEF. - YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS. 347 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,615 - WHAT? - YOU'VE GOT SEVEN SECONDS! 348 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,009 MAX, THERE'S ONLY FOUR SECONDS LEFT! 349 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,921 MAX. 350 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,983 - THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, CHIEF. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAX. 351 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,252 - I'M SORRY... I... - DON'T TRY TO TALK, CHIEF. 352 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,987 TRY TO SAVE YOUR STRENGTH. 353 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:14,999 OH, MAX. 27469

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